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Breakfast Bonus: Ed Byrne · Toni, Jase & Sam - Breakfast Catchup

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  Speaker 1: The Coast Breakfast Bonus Podcast with Tony Jason, Sam.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for listening to our Breakfast Bonus podcast. Today we're
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  Speaker 2: talking to a really special guest, Ed Burn. He's a comedian.
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  Speaker 2: He's been on all sorts of TV shows. He's been
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  Speaker 2: on Graham Norton's couch a few times. That sounds dodgy.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, how are you going?
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  Speaker 2: You're right thing. You've appeared on TV shows like Father Tied, on,
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  Speaker 2: heaps of celebrity panel shows, celebrity cooking shows, celebrity Chase,
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  Speaker 2: which you want?
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  Speaker 4: Actually, I feel like I should cut in here because
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  Speaker 4: this is a terrible time for you to be on
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  Speaker 4: for Jason, because we do our version of the Chase
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  Speaker 4: quiz post and today he crashed and burned and what
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  Speaker 4: you got? A two out of five I think it was,
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  Speaker 4: and he gave away twelve hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Can I get some of that action? Some question in
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  Speaker 3: this interview into into a bit more of a quiz
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  Speaker 3: things for us. Listen. Ticket sales are down everywhere, so
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  Speaker 3: I can cream some some quiz you guys that would
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  Speaker 3: really beat this week worry break even. I did the
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  Speaker 3: Chase twice and the first time I actually brought a
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  Speaker 3: record at the time amount of money back to the table,
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  Speaker 3: but it was just me and Dark's player Eric Bristow,
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  Speaker 3: so we didn't actually win the final chase. Unfortunately, at
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  Speaker 3: one point he buzzed in on a golf question and
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  Speaker 3: then stood there blinking and I'm I'm next going past, dude,
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  Speaker 3: and he didn't do it. So yeah, so I didn't
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  Speaker 3: win the first time, and then the second time it
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  Speaker 3: was all four of us got through and I did
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  Speaker 3: go for the high offer fairly fairly sizable.
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  Speaker 4: Were you a smart guy at schoolding? Like?
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  Speaker 2: Was it?
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  Speaker 3: Have you well educated?
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  Speaker 2: As what?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know that I ever excelled academically, but I'm
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  Speaker 3: I was a nerdy and still okay as I talked
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  Speaker 3: about it, like, I proved that I'm a nerd. My
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  Speaker 3: my actual name, ed Burn is an anagram of b nerdy,
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  Speaker 3: of course, which on its own doesn't prove that I'm
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  Speaker 3: a nerd. But the fact that I worked it out.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know how many zeros are.
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  Speaker 3: In a million?
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  Speaker 4: There are six, obviously, Jason, I seed six, you seed seven.
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  Speaker 3: There's seven numbers.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, so trenchly plus time.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I just look at my check that's what
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  Speaker 3: I remember.
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  Speaker 2: It's exactly trenchy plus time New Zealand haisting tomorrow night.
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  Speaker 2: You're famous for your observational comedy. So you've been in
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  Speaker 2: New Zealand a few times? Now, what do you observe
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  Speaker 2: when you come to New Zealand?
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what?
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  Speaker 3: There's no better way of getting under the skin of
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  Speaker 3: a culture and a country than performing standard for them.
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  Speaker 3: That's one thing. It's wonderful. It's better than any other
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  Speaker 3: guided tour or anything like that is figuring out what
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  Speaker 3: makes people laugh. I find the big difference between New
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  Speaker 3: Zealand and anywhere else is if you ask a general
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  Speaker 3: question of an audience, like anybody here, just anybody here?
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  Speaker 3: Broken up with somebody? Or is anybody here, uh name
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  Speaker 3: their car or anything like that, ki, audiences will not
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  Speaker 3: fess up. They don't want to join in. You want
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  Speaker 3: if you want to get something that you have got
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  Speaker 3: to pick somebody and go to them and go you
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  Speaker 3: what is the name of your car? Or do you
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  Speaker 3: have gets whatever it is you get and then you
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  Speaker 3: can have a conversation. But if you if you waiting
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  Speaker 3: for somebody to just volunteer information, when you ask as
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  Speaker 3: a group collectively, you will get staring because we.
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  Speaker 4: Have a thing called tall poppy syndrome. So if you
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  Speaker 4: say anything, everyone will go.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, who do you think joining in?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Exactly? Does They actually make it quite difficult because
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  Speaker 4: we are notorious, even because we've got some great sports
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  Speaker 4: teams in this country, that we are notorious for being
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  Speaker 4: like low buzz cheers as crowd. You know, that's embarrassing
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  Speaker 4: a bit I.
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  Speaker 3: Feel as well. Sometimes you guys just think even if
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  Speaker 3: you're being complimented, you take it as an insult. I've
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  Speaker 3: seen that. First time I ever came here, I was
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  Speaker 3: on the radio somebody and I made a joke about
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  Speaker 3: rugby because don't want about rugby. But I only said
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  Speaker 3: was that where I'm from, football is the thing. And
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  Speaker 3: the difference between football and rugby is that in football
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  Speaker 3: it's it's generally the smaller, faster guys at the front
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  Speaker 3: and the bigger, heavier guys were at the back. And
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  Speaker 3: in rugby the slower, bigger guys at the front and
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  Speaker 3: the smaller, faster guys are at the back. Unless you
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  Speaker 3: play for New Zealand, everybody's massive and really fast, right,
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  Speaker 3: which is just a compliment. And she acted like she went, well,
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  Speaker 3: at least one that's reactors. If I was slagging or
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  Speaker 3: slagging off, I think when actually I was trying to
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  Speaker 3: point out how you guys, but yes it was that
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  Speaker 3: is there just like a national insecurity or something you
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  Speaker 3: you're so used to people are slagging you off that
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  Speaker 3: you can't take a million.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe we just don't get it. And that was proven
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  Speaker 4: with Jace today, it's proven with.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks not to stick around out of time.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to the Coast Breakfast Bonus podcast. Get
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  Speaker 1: your days started with Coasts Feel Good Breakfast, Tony Street,
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  Speaker 1: Jace Reeves, and Sam Wallas