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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 10th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Is a dude to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 1: Listener discretion is it lies.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Shows.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show Insensitivity.
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  Speaker 1: Training Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 3: A good morning everybody, day, number three of five for
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  Speaker 3: the week. It is Wednesday. It's June the tenth, twenty
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  Speaker 3: twenty six. My name is Woody. We are the Woody Show,
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  Speaker 3: Woody Grey Menace. Yeah, Gina grad this is more of
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  Speaker 3: a reminder for me too. It keeps my mind sharp. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they don't forget I just uh hold on. Yeah, So
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  Speaker 3: Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan is here. There is
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  Speaker 3: von our video producer, Dumbass Tyler. We got bored. We've
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  Speaker 3: got Mengi there in the Woody Show production department. Phones
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  Speaker 3: are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie. You can
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  Speaker 3: send us a text over to two to nine eight seven. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: more of a reminder from me that I've been having.
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  Speaker 3: You know, where you look at somebody, somebody you see
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  Speaker 3: all the time, and you go.
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  Speaker 2: Can you forget their name?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? It's like, dude, the guy who's you could take
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  Speaker 3: You can tell somebody everything.
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  Speaker 4: About that person except their name.
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  Speaker 3: They have. They're the ones that have like the two
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  Speaker 3: sisters that just did the blah blah blah blah blah
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  Speaker 3: and they drive a blah blah blah blah. I can't
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  Speaker 3: remember is that the name though? Nothing that's so just concerning. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I think it's a I've had a really jacked up
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  Speaker 3: sleep schedule here recently, and I think I read something
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  Speaker 3: about how with a lack of sleep, your brain starts
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  Speaker 3: to eat itself.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Did you have you heard about that? Yeah, that's the case.
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  Speaker 2: My brain is full because it's eating itself, completely hung.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was using the leaf flower the other day and
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  Speaker 2: my neighbor walked by, and luckily I was using the
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  Speaker 2: leaf flower because she waved and I waved back and smiled,
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  Speaker 2: and I thought, oh my god, I can't remember her name.
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  Speaker 3: And I see her every day.
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  Speaker 6: Craig Greg We've had one for the past ten years
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  Speaker 6: and I knew their name every day, But for like
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  Speaker 6: the past two weeks, I couldnot remember it.
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  Speaker 2: It's scary.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had it on here. I see my brain's
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  Speaker 3: eating itself. I thought I separated all these really interesting
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  Speaker 3: kind of biological fun facts about different things. I'm like, oh, okay, weird,
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  Speaker 3: that's an I'll bring that up on the show. You
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  Speaker 3: know what, I you know what I did? Two things
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  Speaker 3: that I did remember to save. What One is this
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  Speaker 3: meme where it says it's this guy he's holding a
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  Speaker 3: big cardboard sign and says a lot of people don't
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  Speaker 3: know this, but you can work out and not tell
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  Speaker 3: anyone that's not.
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  Speaker 2: Good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that's uh, that's a good one, right, nobody cares.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then there was this there was this other thing
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  Speaker 3: that I saw was really cool. I don't even play cards,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm like, oh, this is cool. Have you guys
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  Speaker 3: been hit with the the ad yet on Instagram with
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  Speaker 3: the automatic card shuffler and its like just it's like
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  Speaker 3: spins around the table and it just like spits cards
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  Speaker 3: to people day and lay cards.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, look look at how many players you have?
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  Speaker 3: How many players? How many cards?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: And then if you're you're playing different games, there's like
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  Speaker 3: a little like almost like a like an air tag
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  Speaker 3: size button that each person has at their position. If
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  Speaker 3: you want a card spit, you push it, it spits
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  Speaker 3: a card at Oh.
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  Speaker 2: My god, I'm with you. I don't even give a
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  Speaker 2: rats ask about cards.
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  Speaker 3: But poker, it's called poker, provoke poker, and look they
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  Speaker 3: got in there.
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  Speaker 4: They got you might need that for the office.
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  Speaker 3: You might, Yeah, you know what, we might need to
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  Speaker 3: drift to take up some card. Is it worth an
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  Speaker 3: is ish? Yeah? Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Instead of a salad shooter, it's a card shooter.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. We'll try it out. We'll try it out today.
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  Speaker 3: June tenth is ballpoint pen day. Greg got oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: oh you know you have fountains.
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  Speaker 2: I like, like, I don't even know what you call this,
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  Speaker 2: it's called or whatever theel. Yeah, but like a standard
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  Speaker 2: ballpoint like Menace uses that blue one right there. That's yeah.
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  Speaker 3: These are my favorite, just the standard, the round stick,
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  Speaker 3: the round stick, bick, how dare you? Although I don't
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  Speaker 3: like blue ink, I like black.
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  Speaker 2: I like black.
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  Speaker 5: I use the sharpie s jel what I travel. I
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  Speaker 5: always look for good pens for Greg.
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  Speaker 3: For Greg, right, I do? Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 5: Sometimes they're freaking expensive. I saw one that was thirteen
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  Speaker 5: thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 3: I love you, but wow, why didn't you get that
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  Speaker 3: from somebody? Somebody ridiculed me the other day because I
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  Speaker 3: took the pen from the hotel from the hotel room.
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  Speaker 3: Every time that hotel that we stayed at for wood
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  Speaker 3: you show prom they got some good ass pens. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and there were there were two in the room. I
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  Speaker 3: took both, like you really did you took you can't
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  Speaker 3: afford to Not that I can't afford to pen. This
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  Speaker 3: is a really good pen. It's got their name and
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  Speaker 3: all the stuff. It's it's a promotional item, marketing. I'm
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  Speaker 3: marketing them. Yeah, exactly, Greg, Today's National bed Bug Prevention Day,
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  Speaker 3: but bugs of any kind. And then for me, today's
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  Speaker 3: National Iced Tea Day.
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  Speaker 4: You know I'm a fan of iced lots of lemon,
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  Speaker 4: no sugar.
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  Speaker 3: Uh. Did you guys see that Ariana Grande and her
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  Speaker 3: weird ass like you know that guy's gotta be right, Greg,
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  Speaker 3: very Aerona Grande's like fiance or whatever.
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  Speaker 7: He was a boyfriend later the yeah, the act later,
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  Speaker 7: even later, they're still together.
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  Speaker 2: They broke up, human.
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  Speaker 3: Helf, they just broke up. Every time I saw now,
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  Speaker 3: I find her to be annoying, Like every time she talks,
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  Speaker 3: like her voice is annoying.
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  Speaker 4: Which voice either this voice or this voice.
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  Speaker 3: It's the one that was on that kids show that
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  Speaker 3: my daughter watched all the time.
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  Speaker 5: Wh Yes, yeah it was very awkward.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I found her super annoying. But anyway, and then
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  Speaker 3: the whole thing with Pete Davidson. Yeah, like I got,
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  Speaker 3: I got burned out.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe she's a very nice person. I don't know. But
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  Speaker 3: he heard her this Ethan slader guy broke up. But
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  Speaker 3: as annoying as she is, I was surprised that that
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  Speaker 3: guy pulled her. Yeah right, what does that guy got
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  Speaker 3: going on?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what he had going on? He was
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  Speaker 4: married to his high school sweet sweetheart and they just
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  Speaker 4: had a baby.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, she Arianna Garda was married too.
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  Speaker 4: Though, did they have a baby.
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  Speaker 3: No, Maybe she is.
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  Speaker 5: She's interested in in guys that are unavailableable legend. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 5: I'm still a fan of She got bangers, she got
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  Speaker 5: oh song wise Yeah, yeah, sure she does.
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  Speaker 3: Ariana Grande, Yeah, I was forced They're all the same
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  Speaker 3: to me. It all sounds like the same song to me.
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  Speaker 2: With this job, I was forced to see both wickeds.
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  Speaker 2: So I will forever have a bad place in my
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  Speaker 2: heart for her.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah all right, Well, just a couple of things happening there, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Lots to get to on the show for you today,
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  Speaker 3: including the birthdays.
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  Speaker 4: Say we're shiver, We're gonna sit because it shiver and
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  Speaker 4: you know you don't.
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  Speaker 3: Do all right. We'll start with te celebrities. Happy birthday
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  Speaker 3: to the very funny Bill Byrd He rules. I love
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  Speaker 3: Bill Byrn so good. He's fifty eight years old today.
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  Speaker 3: Kate Flannery, who is Meredith on the Office, is sixty two.
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  Speaker 3: Gina Gershan, there's a bunch of different uf she's sixty four.
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  Speaker 3: Kelly Upton, Kate, that's the name I hadn't heard in
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  Speaker 3: a long time. Kenith and she was like an SI
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  Speaker 3: swimsuit model. She did a couple of other things. Model
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  Speaker 3: is a commercial. Isn't she married to Justin Berlander? I
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  Speaker 3: think they're married. Kate Upton is thirty four. Elizabeth Hurley
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  Speaker 3: is sixty one. DJ Qualls Road Trip, Hustle and Flow
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  Speaker 3: forty eight years old today.
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  Speaker 2: That's a weird looking dude.
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  Speaker 3: The drummer for the Smashing Pumpkins. Jimmy Chamberlain is sixty two.
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  Speaker 3: Faith Evans she met the notorious b I GDA photo shoot,
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  Speaker 3: married him three weeks later. Yeah, wow, yeah, yeah. Faith
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  Speaker 3: Evans is fifty three. He got gene triplehorn. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: big love, basic instinct. She's been a lot of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Sixty three and then Ley Sobieski. That's a name I
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  Speaker 3: hadn't heard in a long time. Oh yeah, she was
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  Speaker 3: in a lot of stuff when she was a teenager. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I haven't seen her for ever. I don't even know
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  Speaker 3: what she's doing.
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  Speaker 4: That movie about the drugs and the teenagers impact Michael
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  Speaker 4: Douglas and Jonavan.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the daughter of the Big Drugs Are is
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  Speaker 2: actually on drugs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know her resume like that. Just it's
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  Speaker 3: written down here, that's all. Anyway. She's forty three years
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  Speaker 3: old today, and your porno birthday is Coco Lovelock, all right,
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  Speaker 3: and today's birthday. Girls had more bodies on top of
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  Speaker 3: her than a WWE folding table. Four hundred and thirty
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  Speaker 3: one fine films, including a lesson in Female Anatomy Volume one. Greg.
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  Speaker 3: She was in lessons in scissoring and squirting.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I could ruin. It was scorting.
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  Speaker 3: I think we had another one that was in that
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  Speaker 3: same movie this week.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds familiar.
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  Speaker 3: She was a popular genre Gangsta Glory Holes volume nine. Uh,
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  Speaker 3: Cheerleaders and Heat. There you go, Samuel cheerleader movies lately too.
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  Speaker 3: She was Inward Sorority Squirt Up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh God, what the squirting she was in That's.
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  Speaker 3: Someone's Pride and Joy Volume one, and then uh, who
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  Speaker 3: can forget her? Unforgeta role in Guess what I put
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  Speaker 3: in your mouth?
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  Speaker 1: We have.
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  Speaker 3: Give you three guest that's Coco Lovelock, who's twenty seven
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  Speaker 3: years old today. And at your corn of birthdays and
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  Speaker 3: look at your celebrity birthdays. Here on the Woody Show,
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna take a quick break. We'll get some more.
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  Speaker 3: What do you show for your next hang on?
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  Speaker 5: Do you help me? What do you show podcast listeners?
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  Speaker 5: What's going on? It's menace. This Saturday, I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 5: at Citadel Outlets for a huge soccer meetup. It's one
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  Speaker 5: of the biggest ones in the world. If you love soccer,
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  Speaker 5: hang out with me this Saturday, June thirteenth, from one
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  Speaker 5: to three pm at Citadel Outlets. I'm gonna be right
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  Speaker 5: in front of the world's largest soccer ball, over twenty
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  Speaker 5: feet tall. I'm gonna have a bunch of giveaways for
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  Speaker 5: theme parks, concert tickets, and gift cards to get yourself
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  Speaker 5: some soccer merch. It's gonna be a good time once again.
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  Speaker 5: This Saturday, June thirteenth, from one to three PM. Can't
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  Speaker 5: wait to see you there. In the meantime, enjoyed The
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  Speaker 5: Woody Show podcast, Stick your.
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  Speaker 8: Tongue, Otway Sight.
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  Speaker 3: No Woody Show, and it's another new hour. It's what
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  Speaker 3: He's greg you, It's what is up High, It's Gina
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  Speaker 3: gram Yeah, and it's the trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the House has passed a seventy billion dollars bill that,
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  Speaker 4: once it's signed, a log guarantees funding for the next
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  Speaker 4: three years, along with increases for ice, border patrol and
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  Speaker 4: other immigration agencies. And the boat, as expected, was right
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  Speaker 4: along party lines past two fourteen to two twelve. And
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  Speaker 4: now it goes to the President to sign with that
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  Speaker 4: big fat sharpie that.
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  Speaker 3: He already loves that thing, that's the sharpie equivalent. Do
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  Speaker 3: you guys remember in kindergarten the pencils, like when you
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  Speaker 3: were learning how to write, you had that paper that
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  Speaker 3: the lines were really thick and they even had the dash,
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  Speaker 3: and you had that big it was like the size
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  Speaker 3: of a horse's leg. Yeah, a big red I remember
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  Speaker 3: it was red, like a big pencil because like you
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  Speaker 3: couldn't hold the real thin ones.
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  Speaker 4: Dexterity just learning.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like he's got that giants. I don't know, but
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  Speaker 3: he's got this giant ass. Every time he signed something,
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  Speaker 3: it's like this.
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  Speaker 4: Mega market and he's always talking about Sharpie, like the
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  Speaker 4: Sharpie Company. He's a big fan.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like when they signed stuff, they always have these
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  Speaker 3: signing ceremonies and then they hold it up.
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  Speaker 2: And it's usually multiple pens.
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  Speaker 3: You could see it from space to a signature from
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  Speaker 3: space signing something like that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like it when they bring around, uh, at
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  Speaker 3: a restaurant you have to sign something it's in purple
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  Speaker 3: or red or whatever. I don't I don't like the
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  Speaker 3: way it looks.
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  Speaker 9: What do you care too cute?
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  Speaker 3: It's don't like the way I don't like the way
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  Speaker 3: it writes. You know your pan?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, No, I'm very pen particular.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I don't like the way it right.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of times at restaurants, I'm desperate to steal
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  Speaker 2: the pens. Some of them have the best.
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  Speaker 3: Really.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, have you ever gotten anyone a nice pen for
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  Speaker 4: a present?
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  Speaker 2: No? I have.
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  Speaker 4: I got one for my husband, but.
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  Speaker 3: I got greg one from the Vatican, didn't you no.
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  Speaker 2: Right? Check writing pet?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you remember we talked about that kid, Carmelo Anthony,
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  Speaker 4: not the NBA player, but the teenager who stabbed that
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  Speaker 4: other kid at that high school track meet last April.
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  Speaker 1: Him.
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  Speaker 4: Well, a jury just found him guilty of murder yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: The boys fought under a tent during that track meet,
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  Speaker 4: which is when Carmelo stabbed Austin in the chest and
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  Speaker 4: he died of his injuries. Carmelo's defense team said that
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  Speaker 4: the stabbing was in self defense, saying that the victim
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  Speaker 4: had been using deadly force quote unquote to try and
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  Speaker 4: get Carmelo out of the tent. But the jury wasn't
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  Speaker 4: buying that. They found him guilty. However, the death penalty
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  Speaker 4: is off the table since Carmelo was a minor at
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  Speaker 4: the time. So well, the sentencing always comes later, Sadden.
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  Speaker 5: People have to track met.
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  Speaker 4: Two rival schools. That's how it's done, right.
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  Speaker 2: And then a photo of his twin brother with the
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  Speaker 2: parents at the courthouse and see that ominous to because
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  Speaker 2: it's exact identical copy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the Carolina Hurricanes evened up the Stanley Cup Finals
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  Speaker 4: at at a two games apiece after a huge road
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  Speaker 4: win in Las Vegas last night. Game five of the
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  Speaker 4: series is tomorrow in Carolina in the NBA Finals. The
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  Speaker 4: San Antonio Spurs are looking to even up their series
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  Speaker 4: with the New York Knicks. Tonight Spurs one Monday night
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  Speaker 4: and prevented a Nick sweep and that caused ticket prices
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  Speaker 4: for Tonight's game to drop by half. One guy, he
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  Speaker 4: had a ticket that he bought for nine grand. He
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  Speaker 4: listed for nine grand. He'll be lucky if he gets
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  Speaker 4: four grand. Wow, it's so crazy how quickly that changes.
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  Speaker 4: Just go, I know exactly all.
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  Speaker 3: You can see the videos where Seamasters on the streets
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  Speaker 3: of New York after that last game and talking to people.
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  Speaker 3: We have the videos on our Instagram. You can see
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  Speaker 3: them ask people what they would give up for a
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  Speaker 3: Knicks championship? What would you give up.
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  Speaker 8: Personally in order for the Knicks to win the championship?
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  Speaker 5: How about you play thousand dollars?
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  Speaker 3: Who believes this guy's got a thousand dollars? I think
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  Speaker 3: that was his friends.
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  Speaker 10: How alad you played thousand dollars on?
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  Speaker 5: I have six dogs. I'll put my.
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  Speaker 10: Dogs on me.
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  Speaker 8: They would understand because it's for the Knicks, right.
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  Speaker 5: It's floting Knicks.
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  Speaker 3: You know, see, born and raised.
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  Speaker 11: You're Feelian.
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  Speaker 3: Now keep in mind. You feel me. Now, keep in mind,
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  Speaker 3: this is the guy that had the snake around his neck.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was super cool.
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  Speaker 3: See the video. It's on our Instagram at the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Well, lots of talk in the sports world about Pat
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  Speaker 4: McAfee's contract extension with ESPN.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, yo, oh dude, Greg, how much? Oh dude?
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  Speaker 4: I might have you take a guess. They're making him
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  Speaker 4: the face of the network backing up the brinks truck.
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  Speaker 4: Any any guesses on what he's going to get?
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  Speaker 2: A year per year?
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  Speaker 3: Per year? Okay, I shot the Do you have the
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  Speaker 3: little fun fact Gina about like the Okay, it's more
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  Speaker 3: than Steven A.
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  Speaker 4: Smithy and Kirk kurb Street combined, oh combined?
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  Speaker 2: So per year? Okay, I could be so completely wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Forty I think one hundred?
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  Speaker 4: Well, Greg, your guest was super cute. Sixty million year.
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  Speaker 4: The deal includes a licensing agreement for the Pat McAfee show,
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  Speaker 4: plus separate contracts for College Game Day and his other
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  Speaker 4: ESPN stuff. And this deal will make him the highest
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  Speaker 4: paid talent in the history of sports media.
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  Speaker 5: Right, there's a.
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  Speaker 3: Lot of money in it.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, they can afford it.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder what there's more money in sports? Are porn sports?
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: Good question?
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: You hear about those like porn is like a multi
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: trillion dollar industry.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: But don't the dude, porn stars get next to nothing.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: What the industry? Yeah, frings in sports?
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Some think about it. Doing some math over here, sixty
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: million per year, there's some of those porns only fan chicks.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: That are making more than that's true.
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: Sixty million, that's insane.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: So he never dies, so he works for the next
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: dream in.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: He lives in Indiana, so he's okay. Okay, that's so.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Let's say let's say you make sixty million dollars a year.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: How much is your paycheck after taxes if you get
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: paid twice a month.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Each paycheck gross two and a half million, right.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: All right, So after taxes, assuming he's a single filer
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: which I think he is married, no deductions, no tax planning. Uh,
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: you got the county income tax. Okay, So if he
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: gets paid twice a month, this is what it nets
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: out to be after taxes, one point thirty nine million
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: per paycheck, twice a month. You're getting to pay. Now,
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: it's assuming it all goes. Now, keep in mind he's
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: taking more than that because it's all going through his LLC.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: It's going through his company, and so you know, I
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: know they're doing like a licensing deal right for the
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Pat McAfee show, which he owns, right, and so he
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: gets all that, Uh yeah, dude.
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: Oh and god, so I said that doesn't include the other.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: This is no. No, sixty million is is total and
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: it includes all those things. It includes the yes, okay,
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: getting screwed, but every paycheck. Now this is assuming just
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: being a W two employee, which is not the case.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: But just for the sake of the argument, one point
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: three nine million.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: Do you think he goes through his checks, his past ubs.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: It's like, oh, they took out a lot for dental.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: We'll think about it. Man, the guy he played professional ball,
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: but he's a kicker, so it didn't get really destroyed
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: the way that some of these other guys do. Was
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: he able to parlay that into you know, and and
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: he had a really good story about out how he
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: had to really build this thing. He was doing, like
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: some some hits on Bob and Tom Show out of Indianapolis.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Big Morning Show been around for a lot of years,
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: and he was just kind of like a regular you know,
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: contributor to that, and then from there he kind of
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: got the bug for the broadcasting thing, try to get
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: deals with some major companies and they kind of passed
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: on him. Eh whatever, built this thing on his own
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: on the side, blew up, got that big deal with
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: what was it, drat Knick DraftKings with what it Fandol?
• 18:32
  Speaker 12: Yeah, Fandol got it, got a bag there, turned that
• 18:37
  Speaker 12: into another big deal because that was so big, and
• 18:40
  Speaker 12: then ended up now at ESPN sixty million dollars a year.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: So it just he just kept working him.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: Man, I love that's such a great reminder of like
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: doors closing your face, doors closing your face, do it yourself, buddy.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: That's what he did. That's what he did. It started
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: the whole thing. I mean. So he has his shout
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: out to Pat mcafeel. Oh yeah, he has this one
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: video that I love where what he got his first
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: big page day.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: He wanted to pay his crew, so he got these
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: bags of like money stuff bags like fifty dollars and
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: he was knocked on doors, knocked on his cruise doors
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: and yeah, and they like opened the bag and they're
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: like shock. Like what one of the guys is like
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: is this on camera.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: And he built I mean, he built this compound. Now
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: he's got this compound in Indianapolis, and you better like, dude,
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: he's killing a man. I like that guy a lot.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: I love his story. I think he's entertaining. I know
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: he grates on some people, but you know, good for him.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, hell yeah. Well, NASA has announced a four person
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: crew for the Artemis three mission, which is the next
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: major step in their plan to return humans to the Moon.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Return them menace, not go for the first time.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: We'll see that.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Just says this is one of the most technically challenging
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: missions they've ever had, and here's why. It's a two
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: week mission where astronauts will launch aboard NASA's Oryon spacecraft
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: and then do docking tests with lunar landers that are
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: being developed by SpaceX and Blue Origin.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: First of all, talking right.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: And NASA says this mission was designed to take calculated
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: risks so that future crews will be safer when we
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: put them back on the Moon. So they're supposed to
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: do dangerous stuff just to kind of be the guinea pigs.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: Well, also, the space station they have like an air problem,
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: like they're running out it have like some leakage that
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: they're trying to figure out that some of them had
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: to go into the escape pod while they're trying to
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: fix it. Oh so, yeah, they need to build something
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: on the Moon fast because that space station ain't gonna
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: last much longer.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: God.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: Well, finally, a captain for Air Canada has been arrested
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: after authorities says he's been flying passengers flat passenger flights
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: for over seventeen years without holding the proper licenses. He
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: needs to be a captain.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Greg, but he's been doing it for seventy years.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. The investigation began after this random certification check
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: show to regularities in his credentials. So this dude flew
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: more than nine hundred domestic and international flights without having
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: his airline transport pilot license, even though he did have
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: a valid commercial pilot license.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, after all those hours and experience, Yeah he's good. Well,
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: it's a it's an ATP rating. Yeah, I look the
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: transport pilot. So yeah, so to be a captain, it's
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: not to be a pilot for an airliner. He could
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: be a first officer. So you sit in that right seat,
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: but you're not the captain. Captain has final authority control
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: of what happens during a flight. Now to have that job,
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: you have to go get this atp rating, right.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they said it is a mandatory, non negotiable.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Doesn't mean you're not you don't know what's going on.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: The captain s Yeah, but he's been fudging.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: So besides legal trouble, you know, like fraud and public mischief.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know that.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: I love that one. It's so old, Timy. It goes
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: without saying he's been so fired by Air Canada. They
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: did put out a statement saying that passenger safety was
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: not compromised because he had repeatedly passed mandatory training, simulator
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: tests and annual flight checks. Kind of sounds like they're
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: saying like, no, he's good, we don't really need this lesson.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: No, No, they're they're just saying that, you know, we
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: made a mistake to us. You know, we didn't have
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: all the information he did scam us basically fraud. Yeah,
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: but you know that said he still went showed documentation
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: that he had a st plots. Yes, he had this
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: a TP thing even though he didn't, so he was
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: able to go and do the training. Yeah, and did
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: all the simulations, but instead of.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Mega firing him a fake piece of through the training
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: and the testing.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: I think they're kind of mad. That's what's going on.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: All right, what about let's see, Uh here's a question
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: on the text is good. We're talking about Pat McAfee
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: and his new deal with the with ESPN. Also, who
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: makes more men in porn are women in sports?
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: That's a great question.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Well I looked it up. It's not even close, not
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: even close.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Poor women.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: No women in sports.
• 22:52
  Speaker 9: But the guys, if you're doing gay porn, you can
• 22:54
  Speaker 9: make a lot of money.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: No, not no, no, you doing it for the love
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: of the game. Morgan.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so the industry reports. So this is on the
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: female athletes. I mean they can make a lot of money, okay,
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: like in the millions. Yeah, male performers in the adult
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: industry earn roughly forty thousand dollars a year. Oh and
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: top performers can earn a few hundred thousand dollars a year.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Compare that to the top female athletes who are in
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: the tens of millions of dollars.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Now, like like what Coco gov gets about thirty million year?
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, people forget they just automatically think the ww's exactly.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: They forget about Oh yeah, Williams sisters and yeah I wasn't.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: That's exactly what.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: I just making crazy money.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Now I wonder how much let's see, yes, yeah,
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: all right, so yeah, when you when you compare, uh,
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: I wonder how much the average adult female performer makes
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: hold female okay, between one hundred thousand and two hundred
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: and fifty thousand per year.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: And for the beating that body take.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: For established performers.
• 24:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, that's not including the only fans.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: First scene rates have also favored women. Women aren'ting roughly
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: one thousand to sixteen hundred per standard scene hazard. Well,
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: guys are getting three hundred bucks.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Because they're having a good time. They're doing it just
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: because they're happy to be You're getting paid to do
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: what you love exactly.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: They get a little bit more if they do girl
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: on girl. Yeah really yeah, like the standard boy girl
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: back in.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: That seems easier.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: It does seem easier.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: From people in the industry, though, although Gina says no,
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: She said she can never put her mouth on a woman.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: I'll do literally anything else, but don't make me put
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: a mouth there. I don't think I can too many flaps.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: For the right money, you can do. Now you have
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: these little signs that man, well it starts, and it
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: starts in your thirties. It starts in your thirties. We're like, wow,
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: you start realizing that you're an actual adult. Yeah, you
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: know fus And then uh, I would say some at
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: some point in your forties you start working or being
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: just being around people that are considerably younger, Like where
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: at one point it hits where you could be their parents.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: Oh that is and that is panic inducing.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: You don't realize it, you know, because like you're working
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: with people. I think sometimes you you don't even think
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: about it because like you're co workers. Then something happens
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: or a conversation goes down where you're like, holy crap,
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: wait what I think I told you? There was a
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: conversation I was having recently and I go, oh, yeah,
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: what what's what's your email again? They go blah blah
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: blah blah ninety six at Gmail. I go, tell me,
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: your ninety six is not that's like the you graduated
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: like college or something. No, that's so born that you
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: what how? And so it really kind of comes to
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: the focus for you and then you get you know,
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: then you get the where your songs from your childhood
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: are playing at the grocery store.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah uh, in the old station.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, a right, hero, the oldies stations targeted to you.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: And then when man, when you have friends like in
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: your twenties and they start having kids, you're like, wow,
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: I got I got friends with kids. Yeah, I remember,
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: it's so weird. Our friend Tony, he was the first yeah,
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: the first group. And my wife and I we were
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: out with him and his wife and we had to
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: stop on the way home so they can get cash
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: for the babysitter. And they're out the atm and Jenn
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: and I are sitting in the car going we have
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: friends that have to get cash babysitter. Yeah, and we
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: felt quote so old yeah right right. And now we
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: have friends that are being you know, grandparents for the
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: first time. God.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my oldest best friend just became a grandfather.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Wow, it's weird. There's a guy who works weird in
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: our it department here and like he's a grandfather.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: How is that possible?
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: What?
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: It doesn't make any sense. It makes chronological.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Sense, but like we're all in our thirties.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and it'll happen to you too, Morgan, I know.
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, uh that's not her reality way, you're already that
• 27:33
  Speaker 8: old or Morgan, Yeah, old Morgan or jail.
• 27:37
  Speaker 13: You know.
• 27:37
  Speaker 9: You guys get onto me when I say I'm old.
• 27:39
  Speaker 9: Now I have a young mindset, and you're getting onto
• 27:41
  Speaker 9: me for acting too young?
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Which one do you?
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: You can't, by the way, you're not. You're not that
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: much younger than Sammy, and you keep calling Sammy old.
• 27:48
  Speaker 9: I know she acts like I'm so much older than her.
• 27:51
  Speaker 9: She acts much older than me.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: You know, like when you when this used to bother
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: me when I was in my you know, say early twenties.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: I was say twenty two, and you'd have somebody who
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: was like twenty five and go like, oh, you know,
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: he's a good kid. Yeah, you'll get I'm a good kid.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: You're two years older than I am, Like what, like,
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: what are you talking about?
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 28:11
  Speaker 9: Kid? Sixty years older than I think that's a lot
• 28:14
  Speaker 9: six years not even how old are you?
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, it should be a pretty easy equation, you.
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: Think, Oh, I guess yeah, I'm thirty eight, Okay, so
• 28:24
  Speaker 7: six year let's see.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: Four.
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: Let me get my Abboc'll get their guys, I was
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: forgetting how old both of us were. I'm only thirty eight,
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: and I always forget how old I am. I'm constantly like,
• 28:37
  Speaker 7: am I thirty thirty six, thirty seven?
• 28:40
  Speaker 9: And then and then I'm like, oh my god, I'm
• 28:42
  Speaker 9: thirty eight.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: It happens. Wow, shocking.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, so these are these are jingles that they say
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: that I was reading this thing. They say, if you
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: can finish the jingle, boy, you're officially old. That's what
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: they say. That's what they're claiming. If you can finish
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: the jingle, you are officially nobody.
• 29:01
  Speaker 9: Chime in, I'll see my way out. You guys don't
• 29:04
  Speaker 9: need mean for this one, right.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Well, you never know.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: I would like you to. I would like you to
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: try to give it your best shot. And honest don't
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: don't say you don't know it just so you can
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: pretend to be younger than of course. Yeah Organ, Yeah yeah, Oregon, Yeah. Organ.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: I'll play it and then we'll see how Morgan does.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: You got to take a shot at it, though, you
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: can't just say I don't know. Have to give it
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: your you have to give it your your best shot.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Here we go. First one.
• 29:32
  Speaker 9: Is folders in your cup.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, she's she's got one, so she's got one.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: All right, here we go.
• 29:46
  Speaker 9: Oh, I know this is the Oscar Meerwiener thing, right,
• 29:49
  Speaker 9: but I don't know the words. Bloney has a first name.
• 29:52
  Speaker 9: It's O. S C A R.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Well, if you know the name of the when, it's
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: the first name of listen.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: How old that recording is?
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Right, what is it? Menace?
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: It's O A A R.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's oh, sir Meyer. You're doing you're doing pretty well?
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, all right, how about I am stuck.
• 30:29
  Speaker 9: I've never heard that one.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: I'm stuck on band aid brand.
• 30:34
  Speaker 9: I have no clue.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: I will try to think of what my listen again
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: so you can come up with an idea what it
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: might say next at.
• 30:46
  Speaker 9: And it's stuck on me. Yeah, Deduction must have heard
• 30:55
  Speaker 9: this at some point in my life.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Officially, Wow, all right here, I'll give you. I'll give
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: you one more. You ready?
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: So far?
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: You're pretty old.
• 31:07
  Speaker 9: I'm that old.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: I don't even know this.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you.
• 31:18
  Speaker 9: Fizz fizz, rice Crispy treats.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Rice Crispy treats. I know, but like, what would the
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: what would the next line be?
• 31:27
  Speaker 9: Snap? Crackle?
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Pop snap crackle pop crackle pop Greg and you PLoP
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: fizz fizz. What a relief it is? Myself, I don't
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: know this one. And then.
• 31:46
  Speaker 9: It is that is really old.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: I think that's like my parents.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know it, but he used to say
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: that after they would take a dump to like PLoP PLoP.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: What a relief it is?
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: What was alka seltzer? Even for like upset stomachs like heart.
• 32:05
  Speaker 9: That's a communication. I still use Alca selzer. I love it.
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you can use it for like severe cold
• 32:10
  Speaker 7: anything they have.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: They have a different courage, like what's the what's the
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: what's the O G four that's.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: What's yeah, stomach.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure a lot of people know.
• 32:21
  Speaker 9: Young people don't get heartburn, Oh don't they?
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: They don't just they do.
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: That much.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: It's not heart disease, dude.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: What's it feel like?
• 32:33
  Speaker 9: Exactly?
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Heartburn?
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: It's like it's like a burning, like yeah, it goes
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: up here, that goes up here.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: I've never felt it like I have it, but I
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: don't feel it because they when they did the you
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: don't feel it. Yeah, like my esophagus is like turning
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: to Swiss cheese.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: But I don't feel like what about like when you're
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: like a regurgitating lava, I.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Mean like puke, I'll feel the heat.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it doesn't have a lot. It depends on
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: like sometimes what you eat or yeah, great you have
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: you have over active something where the acids or whatever.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: But sometimes it's where you know, people eat a certain
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: food whatever and then triggers yeah exactly, and you're like
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: belching that up the rest of the day and it's
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: like burning, burning up your pipe. Right. Not the way
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: out either, like the way they came in. Definitely heard
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: about burning the entrance. It sucks, Yeah, blows. Well there
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: you go. You're pretty old. Yeah, you did a good job,
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: all of them except the Alca about.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: To cross the Rainbow bridge.
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: All right, you're looking at all.
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  Speaker 3: Right, more shows next, Hang on.
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  Speaker 7: A bit.
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  Speaker 2: What you show?
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Welcome back everybody? Yeah all right, So man, I don't
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: have time for that. I mean, well I got some uh,
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: I got some what do you show food news? Yeah,
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: I just I just don't have the I don't have
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: the time. It deserves a week, no, no, just just
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: for this one second. It's fun. Oh dude. So we
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: were talking about the pilot that got fired from Air Canada. Yeah,
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: because they didn't have the proper rating to be a
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: captain for an airline. Well, you hear all these people,
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: and as someone who goes to airports a lot and
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: travels a lot, I don't know how people end up
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: getting through security or getting onto planes, you know who
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: don't have the ticket or the people like I'm a
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: ticketed passenger, a legit ticketed passenger.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, how do you get through the layers of security?
• 34:38
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know. So this twenty five year old guy,
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: he's facing a felony charge he boarded the United Airlines
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: flight to la using a fake boarding pass. But like,
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: how do you board?
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Right, so he tried to board some flights but was
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: turned away the boarding pass wouldn't scan correctly. But again,
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: how do you? I mean, I guess you're just so
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: when you when you approach T s A, they just
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: asked to see to get in the line, they just
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: have to see the boarding pass check market. But that's
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: that's not the that's not the real like test. The
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: test is when you get to the part where they
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: ask for your I D and they scan the I
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: D and they'll they'll be able to see if you
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: have an active flight, that's true, how to get past that?
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: They don't look at a boarding pass at security. They
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: just scan your ID.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Right because they have you in the system as a
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: ticketed passenger, so it matches the name to someone who's
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: on a on a flight manifest for one of the airlines.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: Okay, cool, unless you get that the cheapest ticket that
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: day just to be able to get into the into
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: the area. And then you're trying to use another fake
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: But this one was get a different flight. But this
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: one was fake altogether, I understand. But he used a
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: legit pass initially to get through security and then try
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: to use a fake boarding pass to take a different flight.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Then no, I don't think that's the case. Well, I'm
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: just I'm trying to forget how I would do it. Yeah,
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: this is where I'm stumped, because I'm like, how do
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: you how do you do that? Because even before they
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: started taking the license and just scanning it, they would
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: take the license, they would look at it match you
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: would scan your your coat, your bar code from your
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: your pass on that little scanner thing.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the question, like you said, it's how do you
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: even get into that area?
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: You buy a forty dollars frontier because I have.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: Been let on the wrong plane before. They it wasn't
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: scanning and they're like, oh, just go, and I was like,
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: this is not taking my seat.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: He went to a different gate and he was able
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: to sneak on that plane because the gate agents they
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: were distracted with another passenger.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: Oh there you go.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: So once he was on the plane, several passengers reported
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: they kept moving between seats that seemed weird.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: He also kept trying to hide in the bathroom. Flight
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: at tenants eventually confronted him started asking questions. He said
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: his name was mister Lopez, but they couldn't They couldn't
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: find his name on the manifest. There was no record
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: of a mister Lopez being on that flight. But by
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: that point the plane had already pushed back from the
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: gate and was prepared caring for takeoff, so they turned
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: around and went back to the gate. The cops met
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: him there and all he had was an image of
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: a boarding pass on his phone, like you know, a
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: screen shot, but there was information missing, no QR code.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: His original original reservation had been canceled because it was
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: never paid for, so that's that's you know, hey, what's
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: the end? How'd you do that?
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Right? How to do that? Because then I see Medis's
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: point about, oh, by the cheapest one you could find
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: just to get in, But he didn't even do that. No,
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: I guess he question remains, how the hell did you
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: get in?
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I guess there are those things that I have
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: seen it. I did see one recently. I forget what
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: the airline website I was on it says, would you
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: like to save this reservation and come back? You have
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: X number of hours to come back and complete you
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: know you know what I mean?
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I didn't realize that you could have a reservation
• 37:52
  Speaker 7: at all without paying for it.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: Well, they'll just Yeah.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: Anyway, the flight end up getting delayed. So all these
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: other people who were on this flight three hours worth
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: three hour delay because of this guy.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Was he trying to get somewhere specific like it was
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: it this flight or he was just like, let me
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: just see if I.
• 38:07
  Speaker 8: Can do it?
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: What one game here?
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: Does nobody have a job like get you know what
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: I mean?
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: Apparently in the.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Air got to get on that flight.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so much time for scamming, crazy anything but actual responsibility.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: Well, talk about being old, remember your parents or whatever.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: They would just walk you right onto the flight and
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: you know there was no security. You just go in right.
• 38:32
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• 38:38
  Speaker 3: you show food news? There's stuff to tell you about.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: There's a there's a new item that I want to
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• 39:08
  Speaker 3: Thank you for spending some time with the WOODI Show.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: We realize you have many choices in what to do
• 39:13
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• 39:17
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  Speaker 5: News news, get in my mouth news and.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Some getting my mouthfood news. I feel like we have
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: some really good stuff for you today.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: Oo food News.
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  Speaker 3: Starting with this, Chipotle is doing a nationwide giveaway fifty
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: three thousand burritos. It's called fifty three Years, fifty three
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Real Ingredients. It's called back to nineteen seventy three, when
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: the Nick's last championship season, and it was also the
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: start of San Antonio's franchise. So this is how you
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: get your free burrito right after the final game of
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: the finals. So whenever that is, Chipotle will post a
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: text to wind code on X on Twitter. The first
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: fifty three thousand people to text that code or to
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: whatever number they tell you, we'll get a free burrito.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: But I mean it's fifty three thousand though, okay as well? Yeah,
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: pretty good. Greg. Ice Cream News Baskin Robbins has a
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: new June flavor for the FIFA World Cup. It's called
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Football Fireworks, all right. It combines sweet cream soda flavored
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: ice cream, sweet cream out soda yeah like a cream
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: soda yea, and cherry cherry Sherbert. What's the difference Sherbert
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: and Sorbet?
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: Good question, Sorbet.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: I think it's like, is Sherbert more like ice cream?
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: Spert's more creamy.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: It's milky.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Sorbet is more just like crushed fruit.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: All right, So the sweet cream soda flavored ice cream
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: cherry Sherbert, it's a top with blueberry with blue raspberry
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: swirls and green apple flavored popping candy.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: No thank you, Yes, is entirely dairy free.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: No thank you.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: For two seconds. So people really like that cream soda stuff.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: I don't our age, man.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like liquid cotton can cream soda. What about
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: with like a float like ice cream in it.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: I'm not a fan of those either. No, it's not
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: that I'm missing out. I've had it.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: I've had it.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: I told you before. It upsets my tummy.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: It keeps you the diarrhea.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so if I have ice cream, I can't also
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: be drinking soda.
• 41:46
  Speaker 8: The combination of those two things it weaponizes.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: Oh it does.
• 41:50
  Speaker 14: Wait.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: Where I'm from in Kansas, we used to have coat.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Floats so you don't cross the streams, you know. Yeah,
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: well I can. I can handle each individually, but just
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: not in there at the same time.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Weird, that sounds like you can't have warm dessert something.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 42:05
  Speaker 9: It's just something about it. I can't explain.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, you can.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: When it happens, you don't. But these are two different things.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: That's the same dessert. That's the one dessert I'm saying,
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: but I can't. You can't do both things in my
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: system at the same time. It's like kosher kitchen, you
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: know what I mean, like not meating dairy. Like you
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: can have meat, you can have dairy, you just can't
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: have them.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well that yours actually makes more sense because it's
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: like fizzy and dairy, bubbly dairy.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: Right, Sammy sounds fake?
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: Maybe I get Sammy because we've discussed before that melted
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: cheese gives us stomach aches and cold cheese doesn't.
• 42:41
  Speaker 7: So there's something with a different form. And just like
• 42:44
  Speaker 7: you saying with the ice cream in the soda, it's
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: a different form. Something about the combination and those two
• 42:48
  Speaker 7: things in a different form. That's the same thing as
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: heated dessert. It's a different form.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Other food news that Greg will like, Oh likes ice cream.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: He also loves mayonnaise. I do so the nice people Hindes.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: They have introduced three new mayonnaise based dips that are
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: exclusive at Walmart Mantrip what you love Walmart? Uh, buttermilk
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: Ranch mayonnaise dip, steakhouse garlic mayonnaise dip, yes, and lemon
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: pepper palm. Oh yes, yeah, maybe.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: I would use those on my sandwiches.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: So mayonnaise, the buttermilk ranch that is the garlic and
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: onion stuff. Steakhouse garlic is onion, roasted garlic, black pepper
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: and a touch of sweetness from like brown sugar.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: That sounds awesome.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: And then the lemon pepper parm is, you know, the
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: citrusy stuff, the peppery spice stuff. And then some parmesan
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: cheese and uh yeah, all right, just something they say
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: for your summer barbecues and celebrations. And that's a that's
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: a Walmart exclusive.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I have a good idea, Greg, I
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: think you could do this.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: You love manaise, you coat, you coat.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: The wings and mayonnaise with a little bit of crumbs
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: and them.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: How you're talking, we're talking.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: You know. Minnesota's Cheeking Love Chicken burger King has announced
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: that after fifteen years, they are finally bringing back their
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: crown shaped nuggets. Now I don't remember these at all.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: They claim that customers have been asking them to bring
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: them back for years. So that's that's what it looks like.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: I remember those you do?
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: They like I don't remember them. Yeah, they're they're big.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: For a second, maybe I just wasn't looking at it
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: long enough to let it register that. Oh look those
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: are little crowns before I shove them in my mouth.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: I mean, everybody's going chicken crazy. I think McDonald's is
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: going to do their nationwide chicken strips pretty soon, and
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: also at Costco. Allegedly they'll be hitting I know they're
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: just doing it like some test markets.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Let's see news. The Lettus Minions movie will be in
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: theaters this summer and they're collabing with Wendy's. Now, the
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: main item is going to be a new frosty. It's
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: called the Banana Frosty Swirl and it's made with a
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: vanilla frosty bass and then like a sweet banana cream
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: sauce that also gives it like a yellow color. Because
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: you know the menus, they love them some bananas.
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, that sounds good.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: See this is like with you and the soda and
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: ice cream or Sammy with her fake warm dessert thing.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: I like bananas, but I don't like banana flavored.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: I don't either, grape and banana are the two worst. Yes,
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: grape always hits medicine.
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: Banana banana like.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Banana flavored stuff you're having that you're not having the
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: right grape stuff about like a grape jolly rancher and cherry.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: Grape and cherry will be medicine kids, medicine flavors, grape.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Soda, groasst See. I get what you're saying, because people
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: say that about they don't like mint, like like mint
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: chocolate chip. Mid chocolate chip is my favorite ice cream.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: I love it.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: But they they could they associate mint with toothpaste.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's the thing. To me it candies, it
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: always tastes medicine. It doesn't taste that way to you. Guys.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: That squinty face that Sammy put up Andy's candies, you
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: don't like those.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: I don't like the chocolate and mint mix.
• 46:12
  Speaker 9: I think it's so.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: The little green wrapper.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: No girl scoutin mints, No, I hate them.
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: Anything chocolate and girls. It's like brushing your teeth and
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: then eating chocolate.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: We gotta get you committed for many reasons.
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: But this segment, everybody.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: There's also two new drinks, Pineapple Minion and then there's
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Goomys Gleamy glimy lime. I don't know, there's two drinks.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: These are clearly Minions characters that I'm not familiar with.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: Goomys glimy lines.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: Is it groo?
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: No, it says goomy g o O m I goomy
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: typing goomy Minions. Okay, that's what it's.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Got to do for the new movie.
• 46:54
  Speaker 9: Because I've seen you don't like banana bread.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: It's a bomb, but that is just real, right, don't
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: you take mashed bananas.
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: We're talking about like.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: He's a new guy.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: Okay, you got a question. Okay, the like I said
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: with the cream soda, Like who actually likes that? Minions?
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: I know it's massive, but that's good.
• 47:18
  Speaker 8: People love it.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: If I was a kid, If I was a kid,
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: I would think it's fun. Yeah, you know, I don't.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: I don't mind them, but like it has to be
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: small doses. Yeah, Like I see it in small doses,
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: Like you know, I go to like Universal, I see
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: the rides and we'll have like the little videos and stuff.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: I'm like that. It reminds me like the way the
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: Minions kind of joke around on what it's It's like
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: a it's a gibberish version of what Greg and I do. Yeah,
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: you know, yeah, swears and cracking each other out random
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: immature idiots. You know.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. That's true. I've never seen a minions.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: We're human English speaking versions of minions.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, never made a movie star.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hear one more piece of food news. There's a
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: limited edition Dorito's flavor, and it's Dorito's Ultimate Garlic Palm.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: That sounds pretty good. I'm on board. Yeah, that sounds good.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, I might be the only one who hates the
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Cool Ranch Street.
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: I don't like them really. If it's between cool Ranch
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: and nothing, I'll take nothing like this.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Okay, menace, I'm with you now now, now I hear
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: it now. Now I'm hearing.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: Because is one flavor.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: Is ripping out about awesome stuff. Yeah. We used to
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: get like, you know, food boners and everything. Now there's
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: always like sorry, the new one. I got some food news.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Let's throw it out and see who in the room
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: hates it.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: I'm with you. This new one you just mentioned does
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: sound good.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: This does sound good. Available, Sam's Club, Walmart, Target, and
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: grocery Store. Hard Yeah, Goodrito's Ultimate garlic palm.
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: I like to live a life of positivity. You know whatever.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm sure I hate that. Yeah, you know nothing.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: Actually you know you said that you agree. Wait, wait,
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: hold on, hold on, that's a fair point, menace. You're
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: the one that brought up about cream SODA's cream sodas.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: You got the you.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Do you like it.
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: I'm not a fan, but I didn't go jump in
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: and like you did bring you did bring it up
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: as to say, like, yeah, who's into.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: Question?
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm asking a question.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: I didn't you know, but the point still stands. Like
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: food news is supposed to be a happy time. I
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: would like to ask who likes cool Ranch Doritos?
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Really, I do.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: Them both. I don't even say. I couldn't even say
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: I like one better than the other. I like both.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: I like I like both a lot.
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: I will say cool, cool Ranch. It starts really really good,
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: and then I get to a point where I can't
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: have anymore going negative again, like the flavor it starts
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: tasting different to me.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: I get that. I do M and MS. After I
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: shoveled like eight thousand, they start to hit different.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: All right, So here's the item ran out of time
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: in the Food News. This is a snack item that
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: I saw. It was one of those impulse things where
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: they had a little display set up. I probably otherwise
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: would have never known these things existed. So who doesn't
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: love a good rice krispy treat?
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: Right, like rice Chrispy treats are good. They're they're the
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: best when you make them on your own, right, those
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: ones they sell where you know they're prepackaged, and those
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: are it doesn't have it doesn't have the same consistency.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: It just like, I don't know.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: I have a confession. I have no idea how to
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: make those. I've never made them. I don't even know
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: how you get the world.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: Goofy three ingredient goopy ingredient.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Is I'm assuming a marshmallow, but I would butter marshmallows
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: and the rice crispies.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: That's it, and you do it.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: They just melt it and stir it together.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Really never knew that.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've always eaten super easy, never made them. Now
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: add the extra butter, right, menace, because that's that that
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: gives it that little like and you want to use
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: a salted butter, Oh yeah, yeah, it makes it hit
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: a little butter anyway, they make those ones you see
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: like in vending machines or whatever in the you know,
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: with all the cookies and everything at the convenience store.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: And that's where they I saw this. They sell and
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Kellogg's home style rice crispy trees. So they have they have.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: They have the regular ones, like the prepackaged ones, which
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: I'm not a fan of. They're okay, but they're super
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: This is like I made it. It really is that good.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: It's like I made it at home.
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: It's actually goodly or softer.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: I brought this well. First of all, they're thicker than
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: the ones that they sell, you know, the other prepackaged ones. Here,
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: what I'll do, I'll cut it so you could taste
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: you could taste the difference.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: Oh sweet.
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: Now, honestly, I haven't made rice crispy trees either. So
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: like when you're melting everything, do you do that on
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: your stove?
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And then if you want, you can like press
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: it into a pan so they're squares. Are just eat
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: it out of the bowl.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: But then awesome, whether you do that, you're done. You
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: don't bake them or anything.
• 52:36
  Speaker 9: For them to cool.
• 52:37
  Speaker 7: So you want it so you would flatten it out
• 52:39
  Speaker 7: because it's gonna harden. And then that's when you eat it.
• 52:41
  Speaker 7: If you eat it out of the bowl, it's gonna
• 52:43
  Speaker 7: harden and whatever.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: How long does it take you to eat it?
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: My fingers did not touch these. I'm actually pretty proud
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: of myself.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't care if you just use your hands.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Well I'm clean. But yeah here here, take take it
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: and then pass it around and then tell me, tell
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: me how good those are. I got it right at
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: the at the gas station convenience store, Rice Crispy Treat
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: home style, all right, el good? Yeah, now, because you'll
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: notice the difference in just the texture and the chewiness
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: to it, right.
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they're a little lighter and bier.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, and I do get that little hint of salt with.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: The marshmallow because there's there's like a there's like chunks
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: of the marshmallow.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: And these are a million tis better than the other
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: regular right.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: See. It's like but like if I would have take
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: them that out of the pack softer and put him
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: like in a little sandwich baggie and had a table
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: set up at some kids like dance recital, somebody was
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: thought somebody would have thought that I made those.
• 53:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah, why don't they just make them all like this now?
• 53:43
  Speaker 11: Right?
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: That's my thoughts. Weird because the one o g ones, though.
• 53:46
  Speaker 9: I will say that the ones they sell that, Yeah,
• 53:53
  Speaker 9: are these more expensive?
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know the price, probably on a rice crispy treat.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: Eat fifty of these right now.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: I know you're so right, Morgan. Make them all like that,
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: and make all medication extra strength. Who wants I don't
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: want good strength?
• 54:08
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: Seeded grapes and watermelon?
• 54:11
  Speaker 9: Why?
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Why are we doing that?
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: My god?
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: That was so good? We might need a door.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've only seen them at I've only
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: seen them at the at the convenience store. I don't
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: know if they've got I guess they've They've got to
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: sell them in like if you go to like a
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: Target or a grocery store.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: They got to sell them in like multi packs, right,
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: Even that aftertaste is good, it's yeah, so good, almost
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: like buttery nutty.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: I'm glad you guys loved it. I'm glad you guys
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: this style.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you can get them.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: There's a couple other variations too, with the rice same idea.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: The rice Krispy treat you know, you know method make
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: them with fruity pebbles.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I want that sounds good.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: Those are good. Coco cocoa pebbles or cocoa crispies. Cocoa
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: crispies cocoa pebbles, those are also good. And then something
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: to my stepmom, her family, her mom makes. They are
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: like s'mores and you take golden Yep, you take golden
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: grams and it's the same idea where it's like butter
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: the marshmallow like you would for a rice krispy tree,
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: but then you add.
• 55:25
  Speaker 8: In some chocolate chips, like the mini chocolate chips, and it.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: All melts together, and then you mix in the the
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: the golden grams. Yeah, and then press them into a
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: pan western.
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I've had that.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: Are so good.
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: Marijuana, It's so good.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: See.
• 55:43
  Speaker 9: We would just do the rice crispy tree and then
• 55:45
  Speaker 9: dip it in the melted chocolate.
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: I got no problem with that either. But I don't
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: even think rice Krispy trees need that. I think they're perfect.
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: Like, I want to make this tonight, but I'm having
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: some issues with my stove lately that my fire alarms
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: are like too sensitive. I'll open every window my house, everything,
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: I'll have the fan on full blast, and no matter what,
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: the fire alarms are going off. And I don't know why.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: It sounds like user error.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: And having never made them, having never made them before,
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: I've never told you this, but I'm kind of a
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: neat freak. I don't Does it destroy the pot thing?
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: You gotta soak it right away? The marshmallows no.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: Pot because do you have the stainless cook or stands
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: nonstick cook? Yeah?
• 56:30
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, dude, So you use that, you'll be just fine, right.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: And you put the butter in first, and then the marshmallows.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: Well I believe so, yeah, you melt it all up,
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: and then you pour the crispies in left.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, but then it might make them. Uh, and
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: then just use some hot water because the hot water
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: will keep it kind of as you wash it out. Greg,
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: I understand what you're saying. You know, it seems like
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: it would just be like yeah, dry, but that Hex's
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: good stuff is good like that. Right off of eight
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: seven four, Woodie set us a text over two to
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: nine eight seven. I have a question for the room
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: and if you want to share on the text or
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: whatever for you, what it would be? What is something
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: that you thought you wanted until you got it?
• 57:12
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: Right, you're because people talk about like, oh, man, I
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: always wanted X, Y Z, and then I always wanted
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: to own a home. As an example, I hear people
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: say that I've always wanted to own a home and
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: then once I got one and I became a homeowner. Man,
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: it sucks and they hate it. Yeah. The medicine is like,
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: oh totally yeah. Medic is like that. Yeah me, I'm like,
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: what am I doing?
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Dude?
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: I don't even want to be at home?
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: What did I get on?
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 57:38
  Speaker 9: So what?
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: But it could be it could be maybe it's uh,
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: you know, people they go to school and they get
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: all the you know, degrees and things that they need,
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: and they do all the studying and they do the apprenticeship,
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: they do whatever it is, and for a job they
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: really with something, they really and then they get into
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: that job and they go, what was I thinking? This
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: is not what I wanted? Like, what's an example of
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: like it's something you thought you wanted until you got it?
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: Careful you wish for.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Eight seven seven forty four Wooding text over to two
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  Speaker 3: two nine eighty seven. This is all going somewhere, This
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: is all gone somewhere. We're gonna have a guest really
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: on the show this morning. Okay, yes, who uh, and
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: you'll see how it all ties in. Okay, let's consider
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: it a word of warning, Yes, yeah, a thanks eight
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: nothing Sports Day with the G Jeff Garcia, yoh, good morning,
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: Jeff G. What's going on wood the show?
• 58:40
  Speaker 15: Dodgers and Angels offenses were cooking last night. Let's go
• 58:43
  Speaker 15: ahead and start with the Dodgers, though they beat up
• 58:45
  Speaker 15: on the Pirates yesterday.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: Freeman to center field, the base hit number twenty five
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: hundred in his career.
• 58:53
  Speaker 15: Dodgers scored ten runs in the seventh inning, ended up
• 58:56
  Speaker 15: winning twelve to three. Otani is on the mound this afternoon.
• 58:59
  Speaker 15: In that's a three forty start. Moving on to the Angels.
• 59:03
  Speaker 15: They dropped a ten piece on the Astros' Si trout
• 59:10
  Speaker 15: and Miclan six nothing Halo, same two teams tonight at
• 59:15
  Speaker 15: the Big A and Hockey. The Kings have hired a
• 59:17
  Speaker 15: new coach, Peter Laviolette. I know I'm not pronouncing it right.
• 59:20
  Speaker 15: It sounds French Canadian and I don't do French. Moving on,
• 59:24
  Speaker 15: to the Stanley Cup Final. The Hurricanes even up their
• 59:27
  Speaker 15: series with the big win last night in Vegas.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: Sto ho, nice star again.
• 59:32
  Speaker 15: It has been a great Stanley Cup Finals so far.
• 59:35
  Speaker 15: The series continues tomorrow in Carolina NBA Finals. The Spurs
• 59:38
  Speaker 15: are looking to even up the series tonight in New
• 59:40
  Speaker 15: York Tip Office at five thirty. Good news for Spurs fans.
• 59:43
  Speaker 15: Wemby is not getting a retroactive flagrant foul for shoving
• 59:47
  Speaker 15: Jalen brunts It to the floor in game number three.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: Now, let's all be honest.
• 59:51
  Speaker 15: Even Stevie Wonder saw that that was a flay group
• 59:54
  Speaker 15: and it should have been called that way.
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: But it sounds like the NBA would much rather extend
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: this series instead.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: I'm Jeff, and that's a so callous sport.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: Jeff.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: You have this giant lod.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 8: It's too big, and I'm not laughing.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: It's a hooty shoe question for the room people in
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: the text hitting this up. We got some people chiming
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: in on this. What's something that you thought you wanted
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: until you got it? Now there's people who are that
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: way with a lot of things because they're really into
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: the chase. Oh sure, right, it's the let's see if
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: I can do it, and then you do it. You're like,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: I don't really want it. I didn't really want like people.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: We see it all the time with contests. People will
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: call in or try to win a contest. They don't
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: even care about the prize. They just want to see. Yeah,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: they just want to see if they can do it.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: You know. Yeah. But what's something that you thought you
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: wanted until you got Well.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: Mine's a material thing I begged for and a bunch
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: of my girlfriends got together to get it to me.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: For me when you're I wanted a treadmill so bad.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: This was going to change my life. The only my
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: rule was I wasn't gonna watch TV or anything unless
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: I was on the treadmills.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: Like a Peloton one. Because the peloton craze is big.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: Everybody's like, way in to the peloton. Yeah, classes those
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: instructors like that.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know what to do with this thing. It's bulky.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: I never use it. I sprained my ankle because I
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: was watching TV and talking, you know, walking on it
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: like fell off. It has been the bane of my existence.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: You still have it?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: Yes? I want it?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: Gone on Facebook market but you know what, I hear
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: that here? You know, what are you gonna do? Care
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: if you get money for it?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: Or I mean it's nice.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: We can always enlist the expert services of Tyler. I'm
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: just saying stuff interesting. Maybe give them my yeah, maybe
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: give them like a cut. This is not a bad idea,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: like say, hey, I would like to get X number
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: for this thing, like find out what it's truly worth.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, because there's there's got to be a ton
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: of treadmills on the.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: Market exactly probably, Like.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: You gotta be realistic, I know, I would like to
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: get this, you know, and then tell him that and
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: see what he can come up with. Well, that's a
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: good idea.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: The only thing I was going to use it for
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: is like should I put the dog on it?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: I don't dog.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 9: I don't know what else to do with it.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: Volunteered Tyler for that? Tyler? Would that? Would that?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 13: Would that be something that you'd be interested in? This
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 13: will be the first step into my consignment business.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: But this pick up only I an't transporting this thing.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: Well, we'll work out the kels, all right. Maybe send
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: Tyler over there. What are you driving these days? I'm
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: driving a Kia.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: Don't hit up on either, because I gave him my treadmill.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: I'm sure it's not fast enough for obviously, Yeah, hi
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: Greg Gory.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: For me, I'm thinking of two things. One was a
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: down filled couch. I thought I'm going to finally get
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: because in the store it was so comfortable. And then
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: once you get a home, for years, feathers would come
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: out of it and they poke you, they hurt. Yeah,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: and it sucked, and I thought, ooh, fancy, finally, I
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: you know, made it in life, I can get a
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: downfilled sofa. It sucked. And then the other thing I
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: still get because I like the idea of it, even
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: though I hate it, is when I order a martini,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: they're so gross. I hate them, but I like the
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: ritual and the look and the olives and all that
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: that They sucked menace.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 5: So back when I was selling televisions, I was making
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: crazy commission like off selling TVs. I would probably make
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: like five hundred to seven hundred and fifty dollars per
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: television and I would sell a lot, and I would
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: take all this money because I had no overhead. I
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: was living in the hood in my friend's apartment with
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: the room so what do you do the smart choices?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: You buy a Mercedes, dude. Yeah, right, so I'm living, yeah,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: living hood Ridge in this Mercedes. But like, you don't
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: buy those type of cars unless you can really afford
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: them because the maintenance on that stuff like that, you
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: take him in a minimum, it's like a thousand dollars.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: So that investment immediately became the worst investment I've ever
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: done in my entire life. So yeah, immediately regretted it.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: It was fun in the.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: Moment, see like yeah, something like that. People say, uh,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: having a pool, Like it'd be so cool to have
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: a pool, and then literally like all the stuff you
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: gotta do for it, yeah, or you just never use
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: as much as you think. Like a treadmill. Yeah, although,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: get some people on the text that are offering take
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: that treadmill off.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: Your hand, asking how much we're going to talk?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what about you? Sammy?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: Mine was getting into a four year college because I
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 7: went to community college first, and I was like, I'm
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 7: going to transfer to a four year college.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: I worked really hard.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 7: I was in community college for four years, but I
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 7: just felt like I needed to like prove that I could.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 9: Get into an actual college.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 7: And you know, get my bachelor's and my first year
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 7: at a four year college, I hated it and I
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 7: was like, and I don't like school, and why did
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 7: I work so hard to do this? I hated the
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: last four years of even pursuing to get here, and
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: I don't like it here either.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: Oh really?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 14: Oh god?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 7: So and everything was at the college that I went
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 7: to because it was a mostly commuter school. You could
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 7: never find parking, always late to class everybody was because
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 7: nobody could park. You had all these pre wrecks for
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 7: your major that for me, weren't like necessary really with
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 7: what I wanted to do. I felt like it was
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 7: a giant waste of my time and I ended up
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 7: quitting because it was not at all what I thought.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 9: It was going to be.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: Text here says I thought I wanted a German Shepherd.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: I got one, Oh did not fit my lifestyle to
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: had to adapt and wouldn't give him up for anything.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: But I still wish i'd never gotten.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: That was a roller coaster ride.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not a nine says I have a couple of
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: college degrees, so I went from James the janitor to
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: James the instructional designer. Noise not as cool and a
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: whole lot more accountability and a marginal raise. I always
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: wanted to work at a school district. Now that I do,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: I hate it and the parents that complain for every
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: little thing. Yeah, this one said. Something I always wanted
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: was to be promoted to my current director position. Now
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: I see dysfunctional and toxic leadership and how that is
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: so toxic. Plus the weight on my team's performance lands
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: on my shoulders, and I could barely and I could
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: basically be let go if they don't perform like other
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: people don't perform you and give it like a yeah,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: nine four nine. I always wanted a luxury car, expensive
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: sports car, no different than a regular domestic car. I
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: bought a Dream motorcycle for thirty thousand dollars. That's why
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: I got it. I realized that I didn't want a
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: speed bike anymore and now just sits in my garage.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: I've been wanting a boat forever. Once I got my
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: brand new boat, I regretted that so bad, the maintenance,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: everything to do hauling, it's a disaster. A lot of
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: people saying kids in marriage right now, you're getting a
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: lot of that. A word of warning on the text
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: for Gina this one three two six, Tyler will f
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: you over Gina who he tends to do that with
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: everyone around him. He will screw you over with the money.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: Who is this person?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: It's not Morgan. She's standing right here.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 9: I haven't texted this whole summon.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: Her hands are in the air, she's sitting here.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: Are you known to screw people over with money?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: Tyler?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: I am not.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 13: And I text that person back saying say it louder
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 13: for the peeps in the back so we can all
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 13: hear it.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: So okay, right, Morgan, what what's the question?
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: I like something that you thought you always wanted mine?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 9: Stupid? So I had a friend named Alex when I
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 9: was We were probably like preteens, right, and she would
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 9: always wear a makeup because she had acne. She was
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 9: like the first of our friends to get boobs and acne.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 9: And I wasn't jealous of her boobs, but for some reason,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 9: I wanted to act me so bad you did, Okay,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 9: so stupid. She would put concealer on and I'm like,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 9: oh my god, she's so cool and pretty.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: And like Mortgage. I get this because when all my
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: brother's friends were a little older and they had braces
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: and like a cast and crutches. I thought that made
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: you like a cool teenager, and I wanted.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 9: That to I don't know why Alex is so cool
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 9: because she has to get it, totally totally get it.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 9: But then I got him and I'm like, oh, this
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 9: crap sucked.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I wanted a retainer.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but not an I want to stupid.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: You want the strangest things. Like she said recently that
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: she wanted a stalker. Right, yeah, she said it would
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: be flattered, like an honor.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 9: It's not like I really really want one, right, but
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 9: it is flattering. It's a compliment to have someone that
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 9: into you.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: No, no, I your point, and like if you if
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: you got cat called, you would think that's a compliment
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: to right.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but she said I wouldn't mind having a stalker.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: Okay, So, so like in my neighborhood a long time ago,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: I would have this chick like go up to my
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: window and stare through my my the front window of
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: my house. You would like that you had a stalker, Yeah,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: because I think it was because I was this chick.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think it was just because I
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: worked at the radio station and I would park the
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: vehicle at my house and maybe she was like a
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: fan of the radio station or whatever.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: She wasn't bad looking, No, there you go. But then
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: my neighbors were like, hey, some girl like comes up
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: to your like front lawn and like stares through your
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: front window. You might want to keep an eye out
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: for that. And we found out she like lived in
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: the neighborhood.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: Like selling your socks and stuff like that. That's one thing, right,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: but like actively wanting a stalker.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 9: I don't actively want one. I'm just saying if I
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 9: had one, I wouldn't be mad about it, right, okay, whatever,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 9: I wouldn't be crying, Like what you know.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: Well, Gina got a word of wanting me, You got
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: the word of warning about Tyler and scurry over the money.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: I don't feel that way, but I'm stupid.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: Well, we have someone who's going to join us after
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: the break who has a word of warning for Morgan
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: when it comes to this stalker thing. This is a
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: person who we know Gina, and she told us her
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: story recently about her stalker.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 9: Carpenter.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: No dude, her name is Michelle, and she's going to
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: join us next to tell us the stories. Yeah, because
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: I said, how public are you with this story? She goes, oh,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: very pol it made the news. She is the program
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: director of our radio station that we're on. In Baton Room,
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: she ruled, Michelle Southern, She's dope, but.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 9: This story yeah, so well, she rules, everything turned out
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 9: great for her.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: Well, hear the story and then you can make your
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: own choice. Yeah, but you got to hear her stalker story. Yeah,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: it's yeah, and she's gonna she's gonna join us next
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: her in the Woody Show.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: So be right back.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: What do you show next? Yeah, Morgan had said, even
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: if it was like not super literal, like she we
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: were talking about stalkers, and she goes, if you be
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: kind of flattering, yeah, I wouldn't mind having a stalker.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: She said that at one point. Yes, Now whether she
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: you know what you meant by that, you know, I don't,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: because I mean, these guys are weird, man, weird. It's
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: a spectrum and you here they're so weird, and you
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: hear and you hear stories, you know, all the time
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: from different people. Now, one of the people that Gina
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: and I recently heard a story from is a friend
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: of ours. Her name is Michelle, real name Michelle Southern,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: and she's the program director of our station in Baton,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: Rouge Eagle ninety eight point one, and she has been
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: on the air there for a long time and she's
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: very well liked and she's very successful. Am I doing
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: a good job of pumping you up? Yeah?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: It's not bad?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: Not bad?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: All right? All right?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: So this is this is Michelle. Everybody say Michelle.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 9: Show.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So, anyway, she had this stalker and she was
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: she was telling Gina and I because she heard Morgan
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: say about how she wouldn't mind having one. She goes,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: please tell Morgan, this is a word of warning for you.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: Morgan and Michelle, thank you for coming on with us.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: And I asked her, I said, how public are you
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: with the story? Because it is a lot, it is
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: a lot, it's it's it's a crazy story. How did
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: it start well?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 10: And so when I heard Morgan say this and I
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 10: and she just said it again, you know that you
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 10: would want that attention. I will say that I kind
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 10: of felt that way at first, But my stalking went
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 10: on for fifteen years, and it started with just this
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 10: guy who was listening to me on the air and
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 10: then was back in two thousand and one, and he
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 10: just started sending me these letters and these postcards that
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 10: were written on the front and the back, just telling
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 10: me like about his day and walking his dog and whatnot.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 10: Didn't really think much of it, but it went on
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 10: for years, and then when I switched jobs in twenty ten,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 10: they started coming there, which I thought was weird, like
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 10: like a lot of my friends hadn't even made the
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 10: connection that I had switched jobs, but this guy found
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 10: me and then so it had been right at the
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 10: fifteen year mark, turned from postcards to multi page letters.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 10: Then it turned into gifts, like he sent me a
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 10: bracelet that said love bird and keep in mind. Like
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 10: I never responded and I never ever knew the guy.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 10: I never met him, fased he didn't like come to
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 10: remote or he didn't call in.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 9: It was just letters.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: And so for you're on board, Morgan, I could tell
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: you Greg's I'll tell bracelet, oh cardier bracelet.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was like handmaide.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 10: The letters were like his handwriting was getting worse, you know,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 10: it was. It was starting to get more creepy. But
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 10: I decided to contact officers because one of the letters
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 10: said I loved the red shirt that you were wearing today,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 10: coming at me walking down the sidewalk, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 10: and I thought.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: Okay, like this is this is enough.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: So he was outside, like just parked on the street
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: like watching.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: You, like post or something.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 8: I guess did he know where you lived?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 10: No, it was just it was just at the radio
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 10: station where I worked, And so he was a letter.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 10: So but I happened to know that on the day
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 10: he wrote it, I was wearing a red shirt and
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 10: that's what freaked me out. So anyway, I went to
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 10: the cops and I had one hundred. I saved all
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 10: the letters, I guess just in case. Maybe I had
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 10: an instinct that this is you know, this guy's not
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 10: really right in the head. So when I went to
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 10: police officers, they said, you know, okay, this is kind
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 10: of weird. But went to his house and told the guy, look,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 10: stop writing her letters. And the guy told them that
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 10: I was his girlfriend and that there was there was
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 10: nothing wrong with him.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: I pictured, like, remember that episode of South Park where
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: they go to the cops because there's a teacher at
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: the school having an enterprise, the hot the hot kindergarten
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: teachers having a like relationships with some of the boys
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: at the school and then oh yeah, nice, right, I'm
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: picturing her going down to the police station. Go, this
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: is guy and he's saying all these things about how
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: pretty I am, and he bought me bracelets and gifts
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: and they're nice.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 9: He would you know, listen, what's wrong with that?
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: We make a note of her on the report. Oh no,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: free gifts.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 10: It was it was validating when he said he called
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 10: me his girlfriend, because clearly I wasn't because I did
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 10: feel like crazy, you know, going in there with this,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 10: but I just met my now husband at the time,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 10: and he was having none of it. So anyway, they
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 10: told him to stop communicating with me, because that's the
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 10: line of stalkerness to stef y, I you tell somebody
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 10: to stop, and if they don't stop, they get arrested.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 10: So it stopped for like three weeks, and then I
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 10: got another letter which my boss of my company was
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 10: monitoring my mail in case I was hiding it, because
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 10: I in case I changed my mind as a victim,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 10: because this was silly, right, this is not fun, like
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 10: it's turning. It got really scary the time when they
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 10: told him to stop, and the whether or not I
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 10: would get a letter every day.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 9: It had got really scary.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 10: Plus at that point, he knows that I turned him
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 10: into police, so he got another letter. They went and
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 10: arrested him for account of stalking. And that's my stalker story,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 10: and you don't want one trust me.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 11: Like that.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 9: But no, that's where it gets really dangerous, though, when
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 9: they think they're in this you know, made up relationship
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 9: right exactly for fifteen years.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 10: Everyone connects with us on the air, you know, like
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 10: he thinks that I'm his girlfriend, that I'm talking to him.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 10: The letters would say things like, oh I heard that,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 10: you know your son did this whatever?
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 4: Whatever?
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 10: He talk about my dog like the letters were indicative
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 10: of what a boyfriend would write a girlfriend, you know,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 10: like he was responding to what I was saying on
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 10: the air as if we were in a relationship.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: The only problem I see not enough gifts, you know,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 5: only one.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 9: Only one bracelet? Okay, yeah, I've got a ton of
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 9: There was a ton of gifts. I mean candles, candles,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 9: bookmarks like they I mean they had my name on them.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 10: He would make me art like it was super weird.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 10: So I ended up getting rid of a ah week.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 9: But no, I get it when it goes past a
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 9: certain amount of years.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: That's his team. So whatever whatever happened with him, he
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: has not tried to reach out since getting picked up, right.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 9: I have no he It did completely stop after that,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 9: and I have I would.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: Almost reversed, like you would be now keeping more tabs
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: on him, yeah, to know, yeah, to know where he's
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: at these days or we're no like what he's doing,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: to just an awareness.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 10: I mean, I guess. So when I saw his mud,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 10: I'd never seen him before. When I saw his bugshot
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 10: and learned a little bit about it history. He's a veteran,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 10: you know, which I hate. He had some issues clearly veterans.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: Wow, I mean no, no, no, I.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 10: Don't hate veterans. I hate I hated that he was
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 10: a veteran and have mental problem. Yeah, so he was
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 10: being because you know, I know, he was being monitored,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 10: and I didn't really feel I didn't. I wasn't worried
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 10: after that because I knew I had you know, police
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 10: on my had my bag, my husband was watching my boss.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 9: You know, everybody was was keeping a close eye. And
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 9: it stopped. I never heard from him again.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: Five two zero says my mom and I had a
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: stalker got a restraining order against them. Years later, he
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: was arrested twice for child molestation.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: See that's what I was wondering, Michelle, if he finally
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: broke up with you and got a new girl friend. Quote,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: I have no idea he was.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 9: He was sixty three. He lived alone.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 10: I did do some research that he had previously lived
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 10: with his mother and she had died.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 9: So you lived.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 10: I knew where he lived. It wasn't far from the
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 10: radio station, so I knew that, asked, But I really
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 10: wasn't worried. But it was still scary. But you know,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 10: after the fact, you don't want a stalker.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: And you never try to like sell your socks or
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: your underwear and things like that like Morgan's been doing. No, yeah,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: that's the gateway to stocking.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 9: Yes, yeah, yes, I would take I would hang on
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 9: to all that godd opportunity falls.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: In my lib.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: Well, let me ask this, So Michelle Menace has this
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: not a theory but more of a fact really that
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: if you're in an office situation and a dude tells
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: you you look great, it's creepy if he's ugly, but
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: it's a compliment if he's hot. Had this stalker not
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: been sixty three and kind of weird. Had he been
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: like your age and good looking, how would that letter
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: have changed things? It might have been like, hey, maybe
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: we should have lunch.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 10: So I never saw or knew what he looked like
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 10: until I saw his mugshot. So, but the content of
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 10: his letters kind of indicated to me that he would
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 10: not have been a hotty.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: For the sake of the argument, Let's say let's say
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: that he was attractive. Would that have changed anything?
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: Maybe? Maybe?
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 10: Just to be perfectly, I'm trying to think of the
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 10: guys that come to my remotes all the time and
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 10: they're you know, there's some guys that are like, Okay,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 10: you're good, But then like the hot guys that obsess
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 10: over me, I'm like, yeah, bring it up, will.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 8: Get you in the door.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: But if you're creepy, you're creepy, right.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: Because it had it been like some hot dude, this
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: would be a story you tell the kids, Hey, do
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: you know how Dad and I met. He wrote me
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: a letter and sent me a bracelet, and.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: It was to be honest, Like, your story just sounds
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 5: like it was a really lonely old man that was writing,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 5: I thought they were dating, well, the initial part, like
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: she said, the initial part, And that's what we're talking
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 5: looking at her, like, if you're.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: Getting that kind of stuff from somebody and they're clearly
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: like doing surveillance, actually following.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: And writing, jiggle, jiggle.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: One thing is yet some The first part is our
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: fan letters basically the other one.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 9: I mean, I get letters from jail. I get letters
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 9: all the time.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: Nice, but I know a DJ who got letters from
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 5: jail and calls from jail, and now she's married to
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 5: that guy and they haven't really are you serious? And
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: they've been married for like ten years now and they're
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: doing great love.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 9: Get letters from jail. All the DJs down here get
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 9: letters from jail.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 5: All the time.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: Morgan got dumped by her prison pedal. Get this.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 9: A guy wrote me from jail. I wrote him back.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 9: He wrote me back, and I kept writing him back,
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 9: and then he stopped writing me back.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 5: Well because she prayed she's stuff on the uh perfume letter.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: And you can't do that because oh.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah, maybe he just hadn't that into me. Yeah, you
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 9: have to be careful about what you say back to them.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 10: You know, you can't say anything about the crime or anything,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 10: or they won't let it through.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: Let and then Morgan had a stalker at one point,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: and then he just got his own place again, so
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: he just moved to a different place. Yeah, so I
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: survived really well, now get it, Tyler, her stalker is
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: much happier. Yeah, no, braak, So let's just chicken in
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: the same. But you know, Michelle, thank you for thank
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: you for sharing the story. I wanted Morgan to hear
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: because you were telling Gina non story. I'm like, you
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: know what, You're right, Morgan does Morgan does need to
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: hear this story.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, it's not.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, careful what you wish for.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 9: I'm not wishing for it. It just came up in conversation.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 9: I said it would be flattering, like, It's not like
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 9: I'm going making sure to get that.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: I'm just making sure you started the sock selling.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 9: Business because someone asked. So it's like an opportunity fell
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 9: in my lap.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: So I said, yes, money was supposed to do right. Well, Michelle,
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: thank you for sharing the story.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 9: Absolutely, Guys, thanks for having me on.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: What are some of the the more fun things that
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: people call you about? Because you're the she's the program
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: director of our station that we're on in Baton Rouge,
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: and we're new there. We've only been on for what
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: two months, three months something like that, Newish, Newish.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 9: We started April sixth, April sixth.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: All right, So what are some of the more interesting
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: comments people call in with that you.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 9: Get about you guys are just in general no about.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: Us, like, because there's always complainers. There's always people who
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: are like, you know, really, man, oh, this is awesome show.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter, great decisions, it doesn't matter because whoever
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: whoever was on before, you know, they always have the
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: people who were that was like their thing. And then
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: so that you get like this, it's it doesn't matter.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter who it is or where it is.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: It's always the same story. Any any interesting ones.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, and so almost thirty years of radio myself,
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 10: this was not my first rodeo, so I'm sure you
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 10: know how it went. The guy that was here before
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 10: had been a you know, longtime veteran here in Baton
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 10: Rouge radio veteran. Yeah, clarify that time. So obviously he's missed.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 10: But I'm you know, I kindly respond to everybody. Thanks
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 10: for your feedback. I appreciate it, We welcome it. Give
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 10: the Woody Show another try. And what's funny is they're
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 10: so loyal to our station here because you know we're
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 10: heritage rock. Yeah, They're like, yeah, they'll keep complaining, and
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 10: I'm thinking you're still listening, right, But but they have
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 10: very much slowed down. And I know that as everybody
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 10: gets to know you guys better in your personalities. I
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 10: was a big believer in this show and I pushed
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 10: hard for it.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: So so what specifically, anything specific, like, oh, they did
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: this contest where they were guessing each other's gas.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: They sound fat.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: Sound fat.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 10: It's more the if I may, the vulgarity, Like this
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 10: woman sent me an email and said that you guys
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 10: said something about somebody's penis or something. Probably I can't
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 10: remember exactly what it was, and my daughter was in
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 10: the car. Yeah yeah, I mean, well it's probably a compliment.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 9: I think it was related to we were talking about.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 4: Third Master.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It was probably where I when the
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: Diddy thing came out and I said, man, that has
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: got to be the biggest penis I've ever seen in
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: my we're talking about that guy, Yeah, the guy whatever,
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: the something fister dude. Anyway, that was probably it.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, Michelle, No, it's okay.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: Are you are you the are you the kids in
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: the car station? I wasn't aware of that.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 10: Well, we're a morning show and people, I mean, but
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 10: it's funny that, oh I had my kids in the car.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 9: We are not the kids in the car station.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 5: That's on you.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 10: If you were sold that, Billigate. No, no, no, not
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 10: not by any stretch. Even the previous host either. I
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 10: don't think that he necessarily talked about actually he did
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 10: so anyway, people are just you know, they're going to
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 10: say what they want to say.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 9: But and you never know, like some of these might
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 9: be fake accounts to Yeah.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: This is a text. We literally just got two two
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: five texting over the show before. Always yelled at us,
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: y'all are a nice addition, trust me nice. We'll leave
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: it on a positive Michelle, thank you so much for
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: coming on.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 8: I appreciate.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: Loves you all right, thanks Michelle.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: Someday Yeah, yeah, not yet, it's too early. She's told
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: wait wait till they they they hit her up in there.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: Uh they've come around, you know, show. We're having more
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: of a discussion off the air. You know Greg's point
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: about you know some menace brought up before, we've discussed
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: it before. Two guys say and do the same thing,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: yes to a woman, something innocuous, like you're great today.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: One we'll be labeled a creep the other one not.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: And the difference is one of them is attractive to
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: the woman. Yeah, what a woman finds the guy attractive
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: and she doesn't find the other guy attractive. Whichever one
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: she finds attractive will necessarily have a problem with it.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 4: Well, one of them's welcome attention and one of them's
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: unwelcome attemtion.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: You know, making a counter argument.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 4: Well, no, but that being hot will definitely get you
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: in the door, and it will definitely get you a
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 4: couple of dates. It might even get you laid. But
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: we know you're creepy. We're just ignoring it, or we're
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 4: just going, hey, he's creepy, but he's hot. It's not
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 4: like we don't see that you're creepy.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: But it's either like you have a problem with it
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: or you don't. I would think, well, that's.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 4: What I'm saying. You're you're bargaining with.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 5: Yourself, Like what is the threshold for quote creepy. It
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 5: depends the compliment.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: It depends on the person. Because I've gone out with
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: and and had relations with creepy dudes that I'm just like,
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 4: you know what, I can't do this, It's not worth it.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 4: They're they're very attractive, but this creepy house. I get
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: a bad vibe. Writing writing letters, I didn't love that,
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 4: but going extra I hate this phrase, but these days
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 4: writing letters like super super Love Bomby, Like you don't
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 4: know me, but it's like week, you know, have you
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 4: thought about us getting married? I'm like, there's something wrong
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 4: with this dude?
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: And how after how long?
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 4: Three dates? Yeah, Like, there's just something wrong with them.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: Girls are supposed to react, not guys. Yeah, be a man. Ye,
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: well sometimes you know, like whether it's looks or maybe
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: you have the ability to you know, throw football or
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: your celebrity or you can get Yeah, like you know,
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: the rules are different for different people, you know. Yeah,
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: You're like women can get away with different things that
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 3: guys can never get away. Within a million years, there
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: was and I don't follow college football all that much
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: or know too many things about the players, but there
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: was just a story about the quarterback for Texas Tech.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: His name is Brendan Soresby, and a court blocked the
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: nc double A from enforcing a ruling that made him
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: ineligible over gambling violations, So for now he can practice
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: and play in twenty twenty six. I guess he's gonna
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: miss the first couple of games. But the NCAA had
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: punished him because he admitted to placing like ninety grand
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: in bet store in college. I got a real problem,
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: including over forty wagers involving Indiana while he was on
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: the team, And so his lawyers were arguing the penalty
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: was too harsh and says his gambling was tied to
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: an addiction, which he has since sought treatment for. And
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 3: Texas Tech they're backing him as the case moves to
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 3: the court. You know why because because he's a good quarterback.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, and so's a lot of money. Yeah, if
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: you did right, be done right. Like if this is
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: just some other dude and there was I don't know,
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: like when it comes to gambling, like it was just
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: a like I don't I don't know, I don't know
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 3: how that works with it violated company policy or some
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 3: other kind of corporate policy or whatever. And it wasn't
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 3: this the quarterback of a big football program. It wouldn't been,
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: it wouldn't have been treated the same.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, do we see that all the time, Like
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 4: how that guy get a slap on the rest or gee,
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 4: I wonder I mean powerful?
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 3: Or how Now schools hold you know, kids accountable to
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 3: their academics and their grades unless they're on Also, I.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 4: Have gone on record, We've talked about Pete Rose. I've
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 4: gone on a record. It should not be illegal to
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 4: gamble on your own team. If you're gambling that they'll win.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: That's that's a foul.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 8: That's a a common thought, but a faulci because so
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 8: now do you only so you have to bet on
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 8: every single team, every single game that you play, then,
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 8: because otherwise otherwise you're showing that you care about certain
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 8: games more than others. You're sending it, you're sending a so.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: You need to have a better chance at certain games
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: and others.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, well, there's no way.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: But you can't ever obviously be accused of taking a dive.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah you can, because again, unless you gamble on the
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 8: same amount on every single game, on every single point
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 8: spread all the time, then you're showing that you value
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 8: it more than others. You value certain games.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, I see, I see what you're saying.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 8: That that's the absolute fact. There's nothing, there's no like opinion.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 3: It doesn't mean you can also be you can be competitive,
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 3: but you can also be like you know, not insane
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 3: and fair about the the assessment of yours.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 4: Any better can tell you the odds.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: You're the Reds. You're the Reds. And you have one
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 3: game coming up against the Dodgers and the other one
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: coming up against the Detroit Tigers, right, and you decide
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: to go and you place a bet against the you know,
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 3: the Tigers, but.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 8: You yeah, but all betters can do that. But you
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 8: have a direct out in excuse me, direct outcome impact
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 8: on the game.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 9: And you could also have a deal with someone on
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 9: the other team to where they give you money.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 3: And maybe I'll forget forget that.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 8: If you if you bet on your own games, and
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 8: if you ever don't bet up the same way all
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 8: the time, you show that you value certain outcomes more
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 8: than others.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: The other the other example of you know, fame or
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: whatever helping you out. Shila buff he's been in all
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: kinds of trouble right again, because he played guilty. Yeah,
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 3: he played guilty to what happened in New Orleans door
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: and Marty Gros battery or something. Yeah, simple battery. And
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: the court sentenced him to six months on each count,
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 3: which is eighteen months. The sentences were suspended and he
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: was placed on active probation for two years. And that's
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: what happens when you're famous or you have a good lawyer.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 3: You know, like if you had public defenders money, which
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 3: means you have no money and you have no fame,
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: you're probably doing that eighteen months. You're not getting suspended
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 3: of course. Yeah, someone says, I'm an ugly dude, And
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: when a hot chick hits on me, I always questioned
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: the crazy level, because why are they hitting on me? Also,
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: I understand.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 8: They're being nice.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: They're your waitress. They just want to want to order. Well,
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: maybe she did that really personal thing where she sits
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: down at the table to take your.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: Thanks with a heart on the bill.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 3: What about that Texas Tech story? What do you got, tyler?
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: He said, there's more to.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 13: The Yeah, so apparently all the appeals court judges on
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 13: the case they went to Texas Tech. The rest of
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 13: the college football world is so pissed that some of
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 13: the teams in the SEC have said they're not going
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 13: to schedule Texas Tech in any sport and the entire
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 13: Big Ten.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: Is basically boycotting the school so you can do. Yeah,
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 3: it's it's a mess. So I don't think this thing
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: is far from over.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 8: Damn.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 3: I don't think this thing is far from over.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 8: I don't not think.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 3: I could care less you care, But it's a big school.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 5: They want them to play.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 14: No, I feel like an idiot.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 3: Well, if you're looking to creep on people or be
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 3: all sneaky with your like meta glasses, people have caught
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 3: onto that. I can tell you that. Yeah. So there's
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 3: a law being proposed that will require the recording warning
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 3: light for all smart glasses, like they be required. I
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 3: think they have now just to be nice, but I
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 3: could end up being a requirement a visual indicator unless
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: you buy those around that a recording was taking place.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 8: Which is, how are you going to put that on
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 8: every camera everywhere though? Or only on things that are wearable.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: On your face? Yeah, they have signs and stuff.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, because I think if you're holding a camera
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 3: or you're holding your phone up.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 8: But if it's in your front shirt pocket.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 5: They have a lot of devices that are just clip
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 5: on devices that are yeah, yeah, that's.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 8: And they have attachments for your meta glasses. I know
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 8: because I own them that that hide the warning light
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 8: very well. Really, you mean just like a black piece
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 8: of tape. Well, because the covers it covers the lens
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 8: and they able detect that and it'll shut off your camera.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 8: Is it's a small black circle that is raised that
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 8: has a little plastic frame around it that raises it
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 8: just enough that light still gets into the lens, but
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 8: that black circle blocks the light going out for that.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 3: When Sea Bass first started working with the show, I
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 3: went and I picked them up at the airport and uh,
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 3: you know, you only came out with a couple of things.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 3: He had one small bag of clothes because everything else
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: is in these tumperware toasts that he put on Greyhound
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 3: on the bottom of a Greyhound.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 4: Bus, like what like, waste it here?
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: And when you say bags, you mean actual bags?
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 3: Right, No, no, no, I'm not above that, but I
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: just didn't I like duffle bags. But it was funny
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 3: because like one small bag of clothes, but he had
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: this other giant double bag full of spy gear his
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 3: microphones and because he does for his stuff that he
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 3: goes out and he gets audio.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 8: I went to a big celebrity autograph convention recently and
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 8: they had numerous posted signs metaglasses not allowed, even if
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 8: they have prescriptions. We don't care, like because they know
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 8: people will just come up and like get you know,
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 8: get a look at all. Well it was Q listers
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 8: and this five dollars uh and then and then kids know,
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 8: like everybody knows I was. I was wearing them doing
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 8: my coverage for the mixed stuff and everyone knows what
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 8: they are, so you're not you can still. Yeah, I
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 8: use them for convenience, just to have a hands free camera.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 3: I mean it's obvious when you see them, like those
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 3: are the meta glasses.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, ray Ban style their ray band style ones. Because
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 8: I don't have clear lenses, but.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 3: I see like on the corners, yeah, where the arms
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 3: meet the front.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 8: Again for the younger folks, we we tag we clock
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 8: them easy, easily.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 3: But great books.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 5: Old heads.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 2: Well, you and Menace have a pair. I don't see
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 2: you wearing them ever.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 3: I wear them when I drive their prescription number one,
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 3: but then number two. I like the connectivity with the
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 3: phone exactly. It sounds good to me, but it sounds
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 3: good on the other end, or another great place to
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 3: use it if you're on vacation, like when I'm sitting
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 3: on the beach or something like that, or hanging by
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 3: the polture. No, not like, I don't use them for pictures,
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 3: but just like instead of having air pods in all
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 3: the time, I'll listen to music.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 5: That way.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 8: It's way better.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 3: It's great. Way, yeah, it's great.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 5: I just use them for like special situations, okay.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 8: For me, And I'm not trying to scam anybody with them.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 4: I see them instead of headphones.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 3: Well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 3: another exciting round of Now that's what I call fuddy. Now,
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 3: that's what I call funny. Here we go.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 5: Jeep is recalling over a million cars because they.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 3: Can overheat and catch on fire even when they're off.
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  Speaker 3: That a hedge fun found to recently listed as Hampton's
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• 1:37:33
  Speaker 2: Apparently there's a new dating trend called kitten fishing, where
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 2: people tell small lies about themselves in the early stages
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 2: of dating to make themselves seem more attractive. So dating.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 5: Kidden fishing sounds like something you do with your uncle
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 5: Jasper in West Virginia.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 3: You're like, dude, what you hating in?
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 14: Whatever you get?
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 3: You're now, that's what I call fuddy.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 8: That's right there, you go, your favorite seas Jimmy fel
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 8: I've heard worse from felling.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 3: Met us. I think your job with the late night
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• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: So what do you do?
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 2: Mcferens the.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 5: Shoe.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 3: I am really curious to see how this would have
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 3: gone for you when you were a kid. How would
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 3: your parents have reacted to this situation. There's a video
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 3: on social media and there's a debate going on because
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 3: this woman confronted this old dude, an elderly guy for
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 3: calling her daughter rude. Okay, the daughter flipped the guy off,
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 3: that's pretty rude, and he called her rude and then
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 3: the mom starts filming, Oh.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's not.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 3: So if you got did if you got busted flipping
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 3: somebody off.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: The one in trouble, be the one in trouble. I
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: got pulled over for it.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah. So we were we had the station wagon,
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 3: you know, and we were sitting in the in the back, yeah,
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 3: and we were doing what you do like in the
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: back of the school buses too, like you make faces
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 3: or flipped the car behind you off. Dumb kid stuff, right,
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 3: And so it was my it was my lesbian sister
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 3: and I in the back of the station wagon and
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 3: we were like, you know, flipping people off. Well, this
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 3: guy pulls up and we weren't like on a on
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 3: a highway of any kind. We were just on like
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: surface streets, right, And so we got to the to
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 3: the traffic light and the driver pulls up alongside my
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 3: stepfather and honks the horn and says, kids are flipping
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: us off in the back, and uh, he pulls the
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 3: car over. We got whooped right there, yeah.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, trying to fight the other guy for accusing you.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 3: No, we got we got whooped right there.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: What I learned what flipping off was. I think I
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: flipped off everybody anyway.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 3: So again, uh, it's this uh, this little girl who
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 3: flipped off this elderly man. Elderly man tells the little
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 3: girl that she's rude, which the mom starts filming, and
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 3: here's what happens.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 14: Excuse me, sir, did you say that my daughter is rude?
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 8: I did?
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 3: Should give me the finger?
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 14: Well, I would have done that if he was. Are
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 14: you serious?
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 11: Well, listen, whether she gave you the finger or not,
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 11: then maybe you should.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 14: Have gotten out of her way.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 8: We wonder kids are ruined.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 3: Your little kid has important business? What what's more likely
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 3: the little kids in the way, which they always are,
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 3: or this or this guy knew what he.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 8: Was talking about.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 3: Here's out here, Okay. In this situation, my parents would
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: have said, did you give him a finger?
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let me see it, which show me which finger
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 3: it is. No, I'm not gonna you're trying to get
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 3: me to flip. Let me see you put your finger
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 3: up me say which figure And as soon as you
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 3: took it out, it would have grabbed it and I
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 3: started to twist it off my hand and then apologize yeah,
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 3: and then I would have gotten whooped. Well, you either
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 3: got back to the car or got home, and that's
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 3: how that would have right, We're not gonna get We're
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 3: not gonna have any witnesses.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 5: It was.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 3: It wasn't gonna be one that maybe you should have
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 3: stayed out of her when.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 5: Imagine like who who told kids that they could call
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 5: the cops on their parents? Like when did that happen? Teachers?
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 3: They don't.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 8: Teachers slash social workers slash therapists ruined it in the nineties.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was definitely the nineties because I remember kids
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 7: in my middle school joking around about child abuse.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 3: I mean like, oh, I'll just call it for child abuse.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 14: Was are you serious, Amelia?
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 11: Well, listen, whether she gave you the finger or not,
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 11: then maybe you should have gotten out of her way.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm old.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 14: So that means that you get to tell her she's rude. Yes,
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 14: she rude, because she's not rude. She's only seven. Well
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 14: I thought she was being rude. But were you in
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 14: her way?
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 3: Probably?
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 11: So don't you think that maybe you don't own the
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 11: store just because you're driving a car.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 3: So the guy is so old scooter, So he's so old.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 3: He's in like one of those like motorized little scooter things.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 4: I hate.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I am old.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 5: I mean, Sammy does hate old people know, just might
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 5: be on the kid's side.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 4: How to drive him.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 5: Well, apparently this guy did it because he's in the way,
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 5: So I guess you're on the kid's side.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 3: That would have been the end of it. Hey I'm sir,
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 3: I'm really sorry, Say you're sorry, apologize right now. And
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 3: I would have been told to apologize and then would
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 3: have had my finger broken.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, my mom would have dug her nails into
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 4: my arm so hard, whisper, scream you're sorry.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 2: And then she proved it further by saying he was
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: being a bleep, I don't even like.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 3: Something, and so, uh, seven year olds can't be rude.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 3: I got news for you. I've had two seven year
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 3: olds of my own rude. Af Yeah, they could, absolutely
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 3: they could. In fact, sometimes they don't even know any better.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 3: And that could also be a point like, hey, look,
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 3: you know that's not you're seven is too old. Seven?
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 3: You know, if you're flipping somebody off, what you're doing
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 3: at seven, oh for sure, you absolutely know what you're doing.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 8: And but that's the thing.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's it's it could be a teachable moment instead.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 3: Of being like, wouldn't do that? My mom certainly wouldn't
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 3: have been dressing down the elderly man. That would have
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 3: not happened.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 14: That means that you get to tell her she's rude. Yes, yeah,
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 14: she's rude because she's not rude. She's only seven. Well
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 14: I thought she was being rude, But were you in
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 14: her way?
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 9: Probably?
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 11: So don't you think that maybe you don't own the
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 11: store just because you're driving a car?
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 14: Well, i'm her elder she needs to show me a
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 14: little respect.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 11: Well maybe you need to not think that you own
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 11: the store because you're driving a cart.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 3: Oh this bitch, where are her parents to kick her?
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 3: As clearly didn't do that.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 8: That's where the chain was broken.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 5: She sounds fat. Oh I mean yeah, no, I understanding
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 5: that is menace.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 2: Menace.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 8: I know you can't. It's strange to hand that that
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 8: old man on a nobility car was in the middle
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 8: of arow On while she was shopping for her smoothie.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 5: I know, dude, I used to be super fat and
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 5: then you get angry and you want to take it
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 5: out in the world. She just sounds like one of
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 5: those type of people, you know. So you're serious, I'm
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 5: being serious.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 8: Well, no, menace is right, she's she's a disgusting cow
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 8: of a human being.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 5: That's what she wants to take out her way.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 3: Nobody has seen what she looks like. None of us
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 3: have seen me.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 8: I hear you put some money on your She not
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 8: a sponsor, but could be best. Where would you put
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 8: that Where would you put that cash on? The super athletic.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 3: Yoga mom.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 5: Does have a care in the world.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 3: Or let's let's let's go around the room while I
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 3: pull up the video. Pulled the video, we'll see.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 8: Okay, anybody on sky's outside skinny, I'll give you three
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 8: to one odds.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 4: I'll take skinny.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 9: Really, I'll take it about side for the good payotid.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 8: God call bm I on this one.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I over run her thirty over thirty by
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 2: thirty legal and generally unattractive. In that's universal, we would
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 2: know she's just unattractive, ins id, don't out. Yeah, she
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 2: does kind of raising a bully, and.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 4: She does kind of sound like she has a fat tongue. Yes,
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 4: so you might be right about this.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 9: Anybody, I'll take skinny, but still ugly. She has an
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 9: ugly heart, so.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 8: It's going for an interesting angle.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 9: She might be meth head she might be skinny, yeah, right,
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 9: just naturally her metabolism, pokmark.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 3: You can't even see the mom. She's the one filming,
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 3: that's right.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 8: What I always do with these videos is I ask
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 8: a to find me the original source video, and that's
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 8: that's often the best doesn't always work, but often you
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 8: find Wait, the daughter, daughter, okay, daughter junkie.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's filled with chips and and and
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 3: lucky charms. Shocking. Here, Look, I think I'm to there.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 3: They're right there sea bass. Watch watch hold on, let
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 3: me let me go back to the beginning. Here here
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 3: we go. Look at look at me, Look at the cart.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 3: Lucky charms, chips.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 8: Wait to everything in your cart is neon?
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, there's the old man. There's the old guy.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 3: He's looking for tuna packets. And then here to Yeah,
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 3: and by the way, it's not air One. It is Walmart.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 3: I can tell by the carts.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that little girl looks like Augustus Group from Wonka.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying it's just hunger. It's just so predictable stereotypes,
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 5: just for a reason.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 3: Menace Yeah yeah, this yeah, well looks like a vet
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 3: to and he's he's just there shopping for his son kissed.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 2: Hunting.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 3: He's on the motorized shopping cart.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 8: He's kind of standing and pick.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 5: I loved out the other day, Like, really, fat person,
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 5: you can you can be fat or angry, but you
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 5: can't be fat and angry.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 3: I loved out the other day to give you the world,
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 3: to give you a pass. I pulled into the parking
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 3: lot of the grocery store and somebody had just left
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 3: the motorized cart out in the parking area, and I
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 3: got to drive it back. I was being nice. I
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 3: took the opportunity.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 8: Here's I He was driven hundreds of these things. Were
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 8: you not incredibly disappointed?
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 2: I was slow.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 3: It's so slow. It might be two miles aep. Yeah, No,
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 3: it just like in reverse.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 8: It does sometimes, yeah, but it's so still one.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean I did it to be nice. The
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 3: first time I've ever It's the first time I've ever
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 3: had a chance to do that. I find myself though,
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 3: like if people do leave carts out and about, see about,
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 3: you'll be happy for I do collect them, and I'll
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 3: bring all stack like three or four and I'm pushing
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 3: like a little row of them back up at the
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 3: front of the store that people just left all willy nelly, like.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 8: You should invoice the psycho.
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 3: What's wrong order? I mean, it's gone beyond just putting
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 3: my own cart back, Like do I see them really nilly?
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 3: Show yeah, if you're curious about I mean we were
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 3: talking about before the break, the the mom that confronted
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 3: the old man in the walmart who he's using a
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 3: the motorized shopping cart and the little girl flipped them off.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 3: But the mom is the mom is confronting him because
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  Speaker 3: he responded by telling the girl who's seven, seems to
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  Speaker 3: the mom's argument that that somehow should make a difference, uh,
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  Speaker 3: that she's rude. Fair enough. Here's the clip's one more time.
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  Speaker 3: You're just tuning in, sir, Yeah, did you say that
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  Speaker 3: my daughter is rude? Yeah? I did, should give me
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  Speaker 3: the finger?
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  Speaker 14: I want to have done that if he was.
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  Speaker 3: So that deep ride there is the girl. I wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: have done that, if he wasn't being such a slow
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  Speaker 3: a hole. And that's why she goes are you are you.
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  Speaker 14: Well listen whether she gave.
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  Speaker 11: You the finger or not, then maybe you should have
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  Speaker 11: gotten out of her way.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, no, I'm old. So fat means that you get
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  Speaker 14: to tell her she's rude. Well, she's rude, but she's
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  Speaker 14: not rude. She's only seven. Well I thought she was
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  Speaker 14: being rude, but were you in her way?
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  Speaker 8: Probably?
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  Speaker 11: So don't you think that maybe you don't own the
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  Speaker 11: store just because you're driving a car.
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  Speaker 14: Well, she needs to show me a little respect.
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  Speaker 11: Well maybe you need to not think that you own
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  Speaker 11: the store because you're driving a cart.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, anyway, we were discussing that before the break.
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  Speaker 8: I found her TikTok. How does she have a million followers?
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  Speaker 9: Man?
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  Speaker 3: What because the mom has a million followers?
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  Speaker 8: I'll tell you it's I don't want to publicize it necessarily,
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  Speaker 8: couldn't want to give her any shine. But I was
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  Speaker 8: just looking at her profile picture and it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 8: fat chick, because it's super tight on her and she's
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  Speaker 8: got like bad she has a million followers, one million follows.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the context?
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  Speaker 8: I'm looking at her recent videos probably abusing elderly it
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  Speaker 8: is it is a honey booboo situation.
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  Speaker 5: Oh then I might have to follow.
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  Speaker 3: Just trying to be a mom.
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  Speaker 8: Took TikToker obviously going to like here she is making
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  Speaker 8: something from.
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  Speaker 4: Is it like a rage bait. Well, no account, it's
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  Speaker 4: it's it's.
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  Speaker 3: Mom TikTok stuff.
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  Speaker 8: It's like, here's me and my daughter doing crafts and
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  Speaker 8: you know, making a recipe and feeding squirrels.
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  Speaker 3: And dude, there was a I was telling you guys
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  Speaker 3: earlier when I was at that same grocery store, I
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  Speaker 3: got to drive the motori shopping cart back to the
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  Speaker 3: front to be nice, to be nice. There was that
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  Speaker 3: interaction with the young woman behind me in line and
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 3: that other old guy. There was another old guy confrontation.
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  Speaker 3: I told you guys earlier off there. Yeah, this young
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  Speaker 3: girl and you could tell she thinks she's hot.
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  Speaker 2: Itch on.
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  Speaker 3: I just had my cart. I'm unloading some things onto
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  Speaker 3: the belt to my left, and she's standing right behind me.
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  Speaker 3: To the point where as I'm taking stuff out of
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  Speaker 3: the cart, I turned to my left. I feel like
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  Speaker 3: I was gonna almost elbow her right in the face
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  Speaker 3: because she's short, like Sammy, is standing right up like tiny,
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  Speaker 3: you know, young woman. Okay, maybe like maybe like early
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  Speaker 3: twenties or something. Anyway, so she's like right up on me.
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  Speaker 3: But then a couple of minutes later, as we're standing
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  Speaker 3: there still waiting, I hear her start to confront this
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  Speaker 3: person that's behind her. Excuse me, can you back up? Please?
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 3: Keep back up? Please. He's like, and I looked, and
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 3: he wasn't even that close to her. Meanwhile, she's crowding
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  Speaker 3: the crap out of me, right, and and he goes like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I I'm really sorry. Oh yeah, of course I'm really
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  Speaker 3: sorry about that. Like, dude, people are how old would
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  Speaker 3: she give her? Take? Mid early to mid twenties, but
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 3: you could tell she thought she was hotsh This guy's
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  Speaker 3: not trying to get close to you, girl. Maybe there
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  Speaker 3: were there were long lives. They had one of the
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  Speaker 3: situations Greg where it's like it was a Saturday and
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  Speaker 3: everybody's trying to check out the grocery store and there's
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  Speaker 3: two lanes, of course, one express and then one non express.
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  Speaker 2: She was looking for closed ones.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like, dude, no one, no one's creeping
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  Speaker 3: on you girl. Take it easy.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: It looks like most of the followers are other moms
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  Speaker 8: that are very mad at this lady. It's a fat
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  Speaker 8: piece of garbage and she's raising it, raising a fat
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  Speaker 8: piece of garbage sadly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Alright, p all right, well I agree, bring back bullying. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that says, now give us the user names, Bess, we'll.
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  Speaker 8: Go roaster, right, that's ultimately that's what she wants.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 4: This is an engagement.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree with seven seven forty four Wooding text
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  Speaker 3: Gory parting words of wisdom. Please.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, when you give money to homeless people, they probably
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  Speaker 2: spend it on alcohol. And that's money you could spend
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 2: on your alcohol.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, that's a good Although I do appreciate when
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 3: you see, you know, someone who's asking for money and
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 3: they tell you legitimately what they want.
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  Speaker 4: It for straight drugs.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a full disclosure, panhandle it. They not gonna
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 3: lie it's for beer, right, Yeah, Yeah, they're not a
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 3: lot of appreciating the story or something. Yeah, that person
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 3: I'm more apt to give money to. Hey, have a
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 3: beer on me, And that's what was the guy when
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 3: we lived in San Francisco, there was a guy to
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 3: hold a sign up his bet you can't hit me
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  Speaker 3: with a quarter. Yeah, that's a good people throw money
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 3: a lot of time. Pretty good people like a challenge,
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  Speaker 3: all right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you
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  Speaker 3: so much for giving the Woody Show some of your
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  Speaker 3: valuable time this morning. You know we'd love and appreciate
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  Speaker 3: you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
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  Speaker 3: We'll catch you back here on Thursday. Have a great day,
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  Speaker 3: s MD double M. I quit this bitch.