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Ep 14 - Time for a Change · The Frostworn Oath

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  I cannot wait. I've already submitted the
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  order. From broken time, from shattered
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  faith, from dumb decisions and worst ice rolls.
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  We are the Frostwater. Oh, and we fucking Rick.
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  Rick, nothing. Yeah, the round you.
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  Can suffer from The Cave with a cold teeth bite.
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  Goblins lay broken and fading light blood on the stone and
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  frost in the air. No one said he was a playing
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  fair They were left with the devil's grin snatches the scroll
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  with whispers with him staff with the damned it hunch in her
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  hand power don't ask your face your man is linking behind what
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  dies like saying the shadow capped with a grin to thin soft
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  little paws. But the dark runs deep.
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  The thing ain't something you want to keep.
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  O the embers drift the tide runs black A burning soul ain't
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  coming back from ice and blood to the salt state war the dead
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  man sails to stone war for the fire speaks what the living
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  don't. Truth cuts deeper than the lies.
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  We won't ash to the wind no time on the Mars the oath still the
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  frost warm forest brother Hayes with the crooked smile Robin a
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  hackling you worth this while pull it a wheel blade out like a
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  bizer can bet you rats a car my flies Griff just watch this
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  originally saying this bare bellyless body dragged in the
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  sand style and now we're used to standing around the flame.
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  The ocean size smoke on sold you frozen skies, no sun, no speech,
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  just fire and sea. That's how a bastard like kill
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  go free. Hold the amber's drift the tide
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  run the back. A burning soul ain't coming back
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  from ice And the tooth of Saint Wharf.
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  The dead man sails to Stonewarf. Oh, the fire beats what the live
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  and don't. Truth cuts deeper than the lies.
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  We won't ash to win. No time for the Mars.
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  The old still binds the frost warm force.
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  But wait what's that in the skull that don't belong to man
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  Let's go like a lover's breath on the power wrapped in death
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  one we're smoking vines go still bad in a week to a darker will.
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  The holy man with the devil's tool.
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  Yeah that's how the gods make full stone.
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  Provides us to froggy lies horror secrets and now the by
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  system arrange travel scene. The troubles already settling in
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  the Tavern deal the tension tight, smoke in the air, no sign
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  of light. So, Brother Hayes, far away in
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  Matheris, you recall impersonators coming to the
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  temple. One thing is a hint of this,
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  these three men posing as followers of Sariden.
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  Michael Sariden amidst your temple.
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  You do recall these three men posing as followers of Sariden?
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  They infiltrated the temple, not very well.
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  It was quickly figured out and discovered that they were
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  imposters. This was Mission Impossible.
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  But they But they did, however, managed to sleek away, slink,
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  slink away. They managed to get out of
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  there. With they.
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  Left them out. One man, one way.
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  No, they managed to get out of there with the holiest of
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  holies. The artifact, the Hourglass of
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  Sariden. You know many things about this.
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  I'm sorry I had to add that. As they made off onto a boat,
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  leaving not just the temple but Matherus all together, there was
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  but one bit of evidence, one bit of information that gave you a
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  trail, that gave the people of your temple a trail to follow.
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  And then they made it my problem.
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  A few months prior to this horrible theft, a letter was
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  received at the temple by your master, Dorian Bater.
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  Master Bater brings the message. There's a door right there.
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  You, you get the fuck out. Masturbator brings forth the
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  letter once more. Putting it in your hands,
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  Brother Hayes. Yes, Sir.
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  This this came hard in a hard case a few months back.
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  It was a request. Shut the fuck up dog.
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  Who put him in here again? They're in the streets again,
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  man. You know Toby is just throwing
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  his food out. You know he's not eating it
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  right? God damn it, Toby.
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  But this was received very recently, a few months ago.
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  As I said, how reason is that? But anyway, the letter was a
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  request for some sort of discovery of a ritual that could
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  be done on the artifact, and it was signed and requested for by
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  a Father Austrick. Father Austrick perhaps?
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  I believe so. Indeed.
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  I do understand he was a man of sour taste.
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  But. This is the only.
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  This is the only evidence we have, my dear boy.
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  His request was for it to be sent to a place called Eldhalo
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  High to the northeast in Varelios.
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  I task you with this, Brother Hayes.
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  I get it. I get it.
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  You want it done. No, You don't want no dirt on
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  your hands. I get it.
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  I get it. This is very important.
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  This is your crusade, my boy. For Saradon, he he starts just
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  rubbing his face like this motherfucker.
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  Well, as Saradon says and he just walks off like having his
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  backpack always on him. He he's continually just rubbing
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  his head, looks up and you're gone.
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  Well, go with Saradon. Gone like smoke in the wind.
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  And we're. Back.
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  That flashback was crazy. Did anyone else say that?
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  Whatever you were talking about that he was going to get freaky
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  with, I could think of as an old man being like.
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  Can I stick my Dick in this? Let's go around the table
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  because we were we are doing this now.
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  And this is now it's this is the beginning of the podcast.
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  Yeah. Can.
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  Fuck off to my left. We have Miguel.
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  Oh, it's my turn. Hey there.
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  Hey there. It's me, Miguel.
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  I would be playing brother Hayes, of course.
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  And as I stated earlier, his fun fact is he always sleeps with
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  his backpack. But that's because the one time
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  he sat down his backpack, he immediately forgot where it was.
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  So he lost about 200 gold worth of items and weed.
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  So ever since that day, he has vowed to not lose his backpack.
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  And if he does, dear? God.
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  Where, where, where? Where is Brother Hayes Head
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  right now in this confrontation with this old man?
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  In the clouds. Partly.
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  He feels, as was stated ahead in the clouds, but he has a feeling
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  a right hook with pockets and may be coming.
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  Is Father Ostrich on your right side or your left side?
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  Where would have Father Ostrich have been, I think.
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  Roll to figure it out that. Was good.
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  I was going to say. I figured we were like, you
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  know, sitting at the bow. Let's say Father Ostrich on the
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  left, Brother Hayes on the right, and they were like
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  facing. Yeah, that's what I was thinking
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  too. I.
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  Thought it was like not like sitting on a stool, but like
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  leaned against the bow. And I just can't see it visually
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  in my head. My imagination is not working
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  right now. I need somebody to draw that.
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  I need to see it to see the confrontation at the bar.
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  Anyway, to the left of Miguel Brother Hayes, we have our
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  special guests Jar. It's just some guy we know now.
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  Hey, I'm the some guy they knew. Jackson.
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  Yeah, fun fact, my dad named me that because he really liked the
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  name. Find out when he was.
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  His his name is spelled with an X, not ACK.
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  It's weird. 3X it's not cool enough.
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  Actually, thank you. Clearly you didn't have.
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  A cooler Jackson, it's different.
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  Which one do you have? Any of you have an X in your
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  name? OK, then I.
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  Do I do have AV in mind? It mine XS.
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  Are cooler than VS. They're 4 VS.
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  You know what's? You know what's cooler than an
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  X? Nothing.
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  Ice No 'cause X is where you find the turtle, so there's
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  nothing better than X. Oh yeah, Oh yeah, this is going
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  to trump it all. My name is 2 letters away from
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  the inward. That got picked up, but I hope
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  it did, yeah. Yeah, yeah, Drinker please.
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  Oh yeah. Wait, I thought it was Yeah,
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  I'm, yeah, I'm just like, sick. That's literally what it is.
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  I thought it was Digger. Fuck you.
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  I'm so serious. I read that technically to go to
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  lunch. I read it off of there.
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  I was like, yeah. Yeah, that's what I mean.
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  That's what. That's actually what it means.
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  So what like the my name means like digging like diggers?
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  It's like the noun for someone who digs, yeah.
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  Yeah, ditch digger. We're getting a lot of fun facts
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  about that I've. Actually done that a lot.
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  Everyone's giving fun facts. So, Jackson, Yes Sir.
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  What's a Ricci's fun fact today? A Ricci.
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  'S fun fact. Make one up.
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  Make one up. Yeah, it's it's a Ricci.
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  All you know he's half orc who likes to fight for money.
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  And his class is a fighter. Sure.
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  I'm assuming. Yeah, I feel like fighter.
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  Yeah, makes sense. What's your Ichi's favorite
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  color? Some green.
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  Is that racist? No, that's just my favorite
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  color. OK.
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  Pretty good. Would you rather it be purple?
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  Because that's my second. I like my skin, yeah.
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  I like myself. What's your favorite color?
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  I mean this is pretty good. For those of you that can't
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  tell, he just looked at his own skin and was like, yeah.
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  That's pretty. That was awesome.
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  To the left of Jackson, we have Lando Calories.
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  Hello mates, I'm a little sick today.
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  The Batty with a fatty. Batty with a fatty.
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  It's leaking right now. What?
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  EW, EW, yeah, that's gross. How would you say that?
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  You're draining. EW my.
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  Nose. Draining shots, brother.
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  My nose is. Draining with threes.
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  You look like that one, do you think?
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  Of that was the move. That's what I was going for.
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  It was perfect. Oh, so you guys won't know this
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  because it's just been like four or five weeks for you.
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  I'm going to get right back to you, baby girl.
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  I just wanted to apologize to our fans.
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  I'm so sorry for the delay in the episodes.
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  Just could have waited until after the fun facts.
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  Yeah. Continue Landon.
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  It's. All rude, interrupting Landon
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  before his fun fact. So there was fun fact is she was
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  actually plus size before she grew up.
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  She was a little chubby girl. That's why she's so mean.
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  You remember those like mean chubby girls in school that
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  would always bully you? That's a good one.
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  That's. A good one.
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  That was her. That's why you had the stretch
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  marks. Fuck you.
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  That's why I have stretch marks. Me too.
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  They're not stretch marks, they're tiger stripes.
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  Yeah, that's what I call them. It's my.
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  Food scars because she. Grew she's.
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  Like growing. Really good scars.
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  That's my food. Scars continue.
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  Yeah, I have them. Because that was my fun fact
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  mindset right now. I just want to want to chill my
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  my little my little new animal that I still need the name.
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  And yeah, I I'm a little worried about the confrontation between
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  Father Ostrich and Brother Hayes.
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  It could could be a bad fallout or it could, you know, settle
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  very easily. Is the pet thing in the D&D or
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  is that? The Pet Pet D.
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  And D Or is that real life? Well, I hope it's just some D&D,
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  because otherwise it's a giant Black Panther with spikes on its
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  back. Well, he just said.
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  You know, John was never his best friend, Domo.
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  'S good domo is his pit. Domo would try and fucker.
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  He was like trying to rape the cat.
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  So. Like.
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  Domo tried to fuck my cat. That's crazy.
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  Domo, we're not making fun of you, we're just making the
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  statements. You don't have to Domo.
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  Has walked away. He's not.
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  It's almost like I ain't hearing this anyway.
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  And to the left, Griff's questioning is his sexuality.
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  To the left, I don't know who that is.
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  Dara, we had of Saja himself you.
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  What weak. What'd you say?
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  Hi, my name is DJ. I am the person who controls the
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  old senile man known as Father. Ostrich.
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  Fun fact about father ostrich? This is more of a fun fact about
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  bubra, but I've been giving y'all facts about bubra and
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  ostrich for a while now. I figured.
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  I figured I'd let y'all know. His lady friend.
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  Oh. Yeah, that's his.
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  That's his ex-wife. Yes, he.
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  No longer lady, not friends. Yeah, she she's dead.
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  I love his wife, Lady. Don't you feel like an asshole?
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  No, I don't. I felt like I was going to vote,
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  but it didn't come. Because I didn't know that and I
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  was being respectful. OK so so I figured, you know,
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  since I've been giving y'all things about Barbara and
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  everything, I'd finally let y'all know how Barbara passed
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  away. She passed away from old age.
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  It's as simple as that. It's as simple as that.
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  Barbara passed away of old age. They just lived in a very you
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  do. Know that's not like a a like A
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  cause for. Death.
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  They lived in a. They lived in a very.
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  You do know that's not a cause for death rate?
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  They lived in a very quiet town where not a lot of stuff
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  happened and everything Bubra grew old and she died at the
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  ripe old age of 68. He gets up and walks over here.
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  You do know that you? Can.
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  Take it off the head, but I would just stand up and I don't
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  even know what to say that. No.
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  That's sad. That's just sad.
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  Oh my God, it's so real. Hey, hey, you know, none of us,
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  none of us understand that talk about language.
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  Yeah, I know. She just died of old age.
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  She just passed away peacefully in their sleep one night.
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  You better speak, Father. Ostrich was obviously sad for a
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  few days afterwards and everything, but he's glad she
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  went peacefully, didn't have to suffer through it.
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  Well, now that we're all sad. Let's get into this moment.
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  You're welcome. Really.
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  Sad. Wait, CJ, I have a question,
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  like not to be rude, but her death, what happened?
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  There it is. What do you say?
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  What do you say there? Did she just like not wake up
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  or? Yeah, she just passed away
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  peacefully in her sleep. Did did she just burn out
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  because or she disappear? So the way I've always thought
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  about it, like DND wise and stuff like that is when a fire
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  Janasi like dies because fire janasis aren't completely made
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  of flame. It's mainly just like their hair
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  and stuff that's flame but they still have skin and everything.
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  But it's like, you know, brightish orange color and
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  everything. So whenever she like passed away
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  and everything, her skin just kind of turned a grayish color
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  and she her hair. More sadder thing, he just kind
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  of watched like a fire burnout, like he just watched it like go
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  to a big flame till there's nothing but embers.
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  Well, I will say, I will say that night, whenever father
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  asked was asleep because he was used to having the the light of
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  Barbara next to him. While he was asleep in his
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  dream, he, you know, threw his eyelids to see the light and
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  everything. He had a dream about a campfire
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  that slowly got put out, and when he woke up, Barbara wasn't
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  there. I.
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  Don't even want to play DNA anymore.
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  You just want to talk about it. That's pretty.
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  Sad man that made me even. Sad man, they got me.
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  People listen to the podcast. I'm going to cut this off and go
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  cry. I'm I need to call my mom.
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  I got to call my wife. Just like when I watch click the
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  first time. I love you.
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  Son, I love you, son. Clique is such a trip though
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  because at first it's like Oh yes, funny Adam Sandler movie
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  and then it goes Nah, life. I am death.
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  Oh my God. All right back in the scene.
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  So the Tavern, lively music, blaring fucking bards and the
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  fucking bands going with their fucking shit.
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  Just having a good gay old time Mary, whatever you want to say
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  gay. And.
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  Amidst this, these two at the bar together, confrontation
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  takes place and with that. Father Hayes, I hate to say
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  this, but. You just called me Father Hayes.
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  Oh. My God.
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  Sorry, I am a little bit vague. You know I am in character, as
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  they say. Father.
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  Aw, Shrek, you're under arrest, man.
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  By by the way of Sarah, didn't you know all that shit?
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  You know I said that, but I won't be real.
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  I don't think you did it just because you all this shit.
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  How, how the fuck you get here and there be like that.
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  I mean, whenever we had that ship arrive at the docks, it had
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  the hourglass in a crate that was registered to go to my
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  church. Brother Hayes, give me a luck or
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  history. So just a OK, let me see my
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  history. Fuck it's still nothing.
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  I'm not that smart. Raw 14.
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  Raw 14 Brother Hayes It just so happens your fingers start just
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  kind of thumbing the satchel on your side and you have the note.
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  The. Request for the hourglass from
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  Father Ostrich himself. You know you have your man, you
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  fuck yourself dog. Holy shit.
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  Protein, OK. I don't know.
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  You pull the. Letter out of your satchel.
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  You pull the letter. I was.
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  Going to use this for paper later.
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  Good thing I remembered here. This apparently is you.
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  Hold on. Let.
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  Me, let me just. Father Awserk, as you read over
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  the letter, it is of course requesting for the Hourglass 2
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  to be delivered to the shrine of ours within Elwood Hollow, your
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  shrine. And at the bottom it is signed
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  Father Ausrich. Praise Sariden.
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  I didn't write this. You can give me an investigation
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  check. That was.
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  Not 20. You.
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  Knows exactly who it is. Oh my God.
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  Nat. Fucking twan for the viewers.
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  CJ has these cool dice that they would better have them explain
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  it. They're called Double Dice.
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  Essentially what they are is it's your usual set of D&D dice,
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  everything from the D4 to the D20, but each number on the dice
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  appears twice. So the D4 is an 8 sided dice,
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  the D6 is a 12 sided dice, so on so forth, and the D20 is a 40
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  sided dice. It's not, man.
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  So it rolls a little bit more than a regular D20.
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  And it literally rolled like a perfect, like just a semicircle
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  right back into like a little semicircle like area and it
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  rolled perfectly like it landed on that, like it was determined
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  by it. Landed with some oomph to like
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  it, stopped and was like literally father.
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  Ostrich, Obviously you don't like to admit this to people,
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  but you're forgetful. Very.
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  As you look at this signature, you noticed that it does have
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  markings of your own signature in fact, but the overall letter
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  itself. You can't quite place it, but
• 22:32
  you do recognize the handwriting.
• 22:34
  The way the F is wrote is slightly off.
• 22:38
  You know, you did not write this, although you may have
• 22:40
  signed the paper. Oh, it's somebody that knows you
• 22:45
  very well. I don't know.
• 22:48
  What's going on? But I don't like it.
• 22:51
  I'm. Not even anywhere near.
• 22:55
  I know, but you're. Outside, I would hear him.
• 22:57
  Derek. Hi mate.
• 22:59
  You and I'll reach you. Give me a perception check.
• 23:01
  I got a six. 10. Arishi you just so happen to be
• 23:07
  accompanying David is a slightly dangerous place can be as you're
• 23:13
  making your way through the streets.
• 23:14
  You did watch the rest of these people go into the Tavern and in
• 23:19
  doing so you do just kind of you have that sense about you.
• 23:23
  You like to just kind of get an idea for what's going around be
• 23:26
  be obvious aware of your surroundings and you just can't
• 23:30
  help but just kind of peer back starts off in the peripheral,
• 23:34
  but then you just kind of look through the swinging overly open
• 23:38
  door and you take side of this whole situation taking place.
• 23:43
  It it it appears that there's some sort of confrontation
• 23:47
  between this guy that traveled with you for a few days and
• 23:52
  Father Ausrich, whom you just so happened to know just a bit
• 23:56
  better. They rescued you from slavery.
• 23:59
  Yeah, you're welcome. Yeah, you're fucking welcome,
• 24:02
  dude. Thanks Gong time, really
• 24:03
  appreciate. You.
• 24:04
  You're welcome. Father Ostrich died in some
• 24:07
  Hell's back. Also, Griff was the one that
• 24:10
  enslaved you. She.
• 24:12
  Doesn't even know that you all didn't even know that, Griff.
• 24:14
  Griff is the one that enslaved you.
• 24:19
  Arici, you are aware of what's going on inside the Tavern and
• 24:21
  you are travelling with Dara. I forgot his voice.
• 24:25
  What does he sound like again? You made him sound like deep and
• 24:28
  dumb. Deep and dumb.
• 24:29
  Yeah. Yeah, OK.
• 24:34
  You are outside those doors with Dara almost passing by, but then
• 24:39
  that catches your eye. Wait.
• 24:41
  So you just saw me pull my weapons out so be like oh fuck,
• 24:45
  put them back. Dara, you witnessed this altar.
• 24:48
  You Dara, you witnessed A Rishi stopping and halting in front of
• 24:53
  the Tavern. What's going on, mate?
• 24:56
  I turned around as I was walking off to the the stall.
• 25:00
  What, what, what's going on? Is everything all right?
• 25:03
  Uh oh. What happening?
• 25:06
  What happening? I don't know.
• 25:10
  Go check it out you guys. Going in the Tavern.
• 25:12
  Yeah. You guys start walking into the
• 25:14
  Tavern. It's bustling, there's music
• 25:16
  playing, there's a band going there's, it's crowded there's.
• 25:19
  Does my does my Panther come in? And as you do so, back to you 2.
• 25:28
  What's going on, Father? I need an explanation.
• 25:33
  An explanation. I I need an explanation.
• 25:35
  I don't know what's going on. Brother Hayes was sent here to
• 25:38
  arrest me, but now he's not arresting me because someone
• 25:43
  lied. So are you going to make up and?
• 25:47
  Yeah, because I found he's too old and crappy to think of
• 25:51
  something like this, and not just that he's something doesn't
• 25:56
  vibe quite right. For the Ross, I got great vibes.
• 26:00
  So, so so what's the issue is? Is there an issue?
• 26:08
  Slightly, slightly, slightly. I remember you, Nanaway and
• 26:12
  Vallejo. Rest in peace telling me rest in
• 26:14
  peace that I died. Yeah, mate, you did.
• 26:19
  But I don't remember that. Well, you didn't.
• 26:23
  Some weird demon thing came from you.
• 26:27
  OK so Dara I want you to explain to me from once we left the boat
• 26:34
  to me seeing y'all in the church what happened between then?
• 26:38
  You don't remember anything from after the boat?
• 26:41
  No? Oh mate.
• 26:43
  Well, essentially we went off on a bounty and found, we found a
• 26:48
  bounty, ran into them and coincidentally and actually got
• 26:54
  we walked into a trap. It was, it was a lot of
• 26:58
  violence, quite a lot there ended up.
• 27:00
  Griff walks up. Yeah, I killed the guy.
• 27:02
  Yeah, so we ended up taking out all the bandit, most of the
• 27:06
  bandits and the bandit Lord. Oh king, whichever you say.
• 27:15
  Yeah. So the head of the bandits ended
• 27:17
  up, you know, fighting him and and Griff shot the the the final
• 27:22
  blow. Yeah, Griff, Griff, Griff was
• 27:25
  actually one of the bandits, but I convinced him to shoot his
• 27:28
  boss Cos his boss is very bad. Are you real convincing?
• 27:31
  Yeah. Yeah, it seems like he owns
• 27:33
  slaves. Yeah, yeah.
• 27:36
  Yeah, but he did in turn. So did Griff, your son.
• 27:41
  Technically he didn't own them, he was just working for the guy.
• 27:43
  I mean. Here's a mercenary that needed a
• 27:46
  quick buck. In the right group, I guess so,
• 27:48
  yeah. It's right there knocks.
• 27:50
  Pound it. So essentially we we left there
• 27:56
  with the bounty, returned to our home, we returned in total
• 28:01
  chaos. There was, you know, quite a
• 28:03
  long journey before we got there got to the bounty in in the
• 28:08
  returning from the bounty. So we returned our home and it
• 28:11
  was being raided by those weird fuckers.
• 28:15
  I don't, I don't even know what to call them.
• 28:17
  Those fucking bitches mate at. What point did I die?
• 28:23
  You died on the bounty. What happened to my body?
• 28:27
  You turned in the sand and just some weird guy named Zare came
• 28:32
  out from you. Griff starts, shaking his head.
• 28:35
  I did not like him dead. He was he.
• 28:38
  He was messing with me. All the time.
• 28:39
  It's OK. It's OK, OK.
• 28:41
  Did did there say? Anything about where he came
• 28:44
  from other than inside of me? Zeus I believe he said he came
• 28:49
  from another dimension or something.
• 28:53
  Oh I I do remember that Zeus stating your God Seridan did not
• 29:02
  like Zeus and that was because he came from Nazerac I believe
• 29:09
  the God. They don't fuck with each other.
• 29:12
  Not very much. Yeah, no, Sheridan does not like
• 29:15
  Nazerac. OK, but sorry to really
• 29:18
  interrupt here, but so from my understanding, not only did this
• 29:21
  holy relic hourglass get broken, he just like puts his hands like
• 29:28
  he like like leans on the bar, puts his hands on his head and
• 29:31
  goes not only did this relic get broken, we don't know who
• 29:35
  actually stole it. We and there's there's
• 29:40
  apparently gods in this now like what did I get in myself
• 29:45
  involved with? Griff comes and puts his arm
• 29:47
  around you Actually, Hayes it it turns out we do know who stole
• 29:54
  saw dead, but it was it was it was it was Sister Marin.
• 30:02
  I remember Vallejo mentioning something about they only took
• 30:05
  half of the hourglass. Yeah, that's that's correct,
• 30:08
  Zia, the the weird guy that came from your dead body actually
• 30:14
  disappeared completely and vanished with half of the
• 30:18
  hourglass. I'm so fucked when we get back.
• 30:25
  Did he say anything before he vanished?
• 30:27
  I'll forget, honestly. Oh yeah, I recall.
• 30:32
  I believe I recall, Nanolay said.
• 30:36
  He said Zaya called to Nazerac. OK.
• 30:41
  Thank you, Deira. That's all I need to know.
• 30:44
  I don't know if any of it's true or not because it's crazy.
• 30:48
  In the in the world we live in, a lot of fuck things can happen.
• 30:51
  It's believable. In that moment, as you find out
• 30:55
  the full story of what has happened to the hourglass,
• 30:58
  Brother Hayes, you're overcome with a slight sense of panic,
• 31:02
  frustration and just this worrisome over the simple fact
• 31:07
  that I was sent here ultimately to get the hourglass back.
• 31:14
  Yeah, sure. I rest you know.
• 31:16
  Bring it back alive just in case, Father.
• 31:17
  Hauser but hourglass is broken. And half of it gone.
• 31:21
  Broken, I was about to go. I was going to.
• 31:24
  Say I was going. To get.
• 31:26
  Broken. Oh no, our table.
• 31:28
  It's. Broken.
• 31:30
  Father Ostrich again turn back to the two bug keeps the that he
• 31:34
  hasn't talked to yet. I talked, turned to the one that
• 31:36
  he has talked to and they're like, do they know anything
• 31:38
  about the drawing I gave you? She comes back over just singing
• 31:42
  you kind of and so I, I talked to the I talked to them and
• 31:50
  Harold he, he does remember a girl that came in here to get
• 31:55
  some supplies and some drinks and as a matter of fact, well,
• 32:01
  Harold. Maybe you better tell him.
• 32:03
  Oh thanks, I didn't want to talk like that anymore.
• 32:05
  Hi, Harry. This guy comes walking up.
• 32:08
  Hey, Harry, how'd you know my name?
• 32:12
  Your name's Harold. A lot of people named Harold go
• 32:14
  by Harry. Yeah, it's sound knowledge.
• 32:16
  Yeah. But so, yeah, there, there was a
• 32:19
  girl, she was dressed, she looked a little Rd. worn, but
• 32:23
  yeah, there was a girl. She was looking for passage
• 32:26
  chairs for any transport ships. And you know, I just sent her
• 32:30
  down to the docks. How long ago was that?
• 32:34
  That would have been, oh, no, we were real busy.
• 32:38
  That was that was yesterday. Yeah.
• 32:41
  Don't you love how, like in every scenario, every show,
• 32:45
  every movie, there's always that bartender and they have a great
• 32:47
  memory and they can just tell you everything about somebody
• 32:49
  you're looking for? Do you know which way she went?
• 32:53
  Like what? Where she was going.
• 32:56
  No, she didn't give me any information like that.
• 32:58
  She just said that she was she was strong to get somewhere.
• 33:01
  I need to ship. She didn't know where she was
• 33:04
  gay. She actually didn't stay long.
• 33:07
  She did pay for a room, had lots of funds, but you know, I didn't
• 33:12
  rob her or nothing, nothing like that.
• 33:14
  I actually looked after make sure nothing happened.
• 33:16
  But she she did have, she wasn't very good at keeping things
• 33:22
  hidden. You know, she just, you know,
• 33:24
  she had, she had all this stuff with her.
• 33:26
  She had, she had packages, some some weird stuff and it was
• 33:31
  clear that she had a good bit of money and I noticed some guys
• 33:35
  giving her eyes. But I put her up in one of the
• 33:37
  rooms, gave her a good deal and then I made sure she got to the
• 33:41
  dock safely. If you want to know what
• 33:43
  happened there, you'd have to talk to.
• 33:45
  Reginald or something like that. Sorry to interrupt but I do have
• 33:48
  a question. If she you said she needed shit
• 33:50
  what? This is like the best store
• 33:51
  around that has the most common shit to get that we could go to.
• 33:56
  She did ask for weapons. I couldn't give that to her.
• 34:00
  So sure, I did send it to the blacksmith, but I I just assumed
• 34:05
  she wanted to protect herself. She's in some kind of trouble.
• 34:08
  Not exactly. She's messing with things she
• 34:12
  shouldn't be messing with, and she's my daughter.
• 34:13
  She might be in danger, big danger.
• 34:17
  You started a little late. Didn't you?
• 34:19
  He looks at you like, wow. Not actual daughter.
• 34:22
  She joined my church at a very young age.
• 34:24
  I essentially raised her. He's a father of Saradin.
• 34:27
  I'm but Amir cleric. Well, well, hey, I mean, she
• 34:33
  was, she was obviously dressed in the same kind of stuff.
• 34:36
  So yeah, that makes sense. But yeah, so I know you guys got
• 34:40
  a room and she's gone now, but I really hope things work out for.
• 34:45
  Her. Thank you.
• 34:47
  Flick him One of my gold, one of my last three.
• 34:50
  He catches it pretty fast and just kind of looks like what do
• 34:53
  you have? That that's just for you.
• 34:56
  Oh right, fuck off then. Wait.
• 34:57
  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He goes like wait, wait, wait.
• 34:59
  The strongest alcohol please. Wait.
• 35:03
  How much gold is that before that?
• 35:05
  Well, you want some well, piss? I guess so then if it's the
• 35:10
  strongest you got. What the well pissed Good.
• 35:15
  If if he's had it, I guess I could take it too.
• 35:18
  How much is it? That'll be two gold.
• 35:20
  Oh. That's expensive.
• 35:22
  Oh yeah, there you go. There you go.
• 35:24
  He pulls out 2 gold just because he he didn't hear him.
• 35:27
  He does he your father, all three saying dude, he has one.
• 35:29
  Goal, he just. Oh damn it, I'll try it.
• 35:31
  He just he just puts grabs quickly like opens his gold
• 35:35
  Sachs and pulls out 2 gold. He grabs it, slides it off the
• 35:38
  table pockets there goes turns, just turns his back and you hear
• 35:44
  just the pouring and it's you can hear the sizzle and he
• 35:48
  passes it over to you. He he catches it, he looks at
• 35:53
  this whale piss, he goes, he raises it up to Saradin, 'cause
• 35:58
  I'm fucked. And he just drinks that shit
• 36:01
  home. Give me a constitution, say.
• 36:06
  Be careful, brother, Hazen bites.
• 36:08
  What? Bites.
• 36:10
  The whale piss all. What?
• 36:11
  18. It burns going down, it still
• 36:14
  fizzles and sizzles all the way down.
• 36:17
  You can still feel it in your gut.
• 36:18
  It's kind of hot and spicy even after it's completely left your
• 36:21
  lips. A nice cinnamon after taste.
• 36:25
  Jesus Christ you drink that shit.
• 36:27
  But you're able to hold her down and it's got you feeling, got
• 36:31
  you feeling right. Oh damn, I see why.
• 36:33
  Never mind. First time I drank all.
• 36:36
  Right, with other objects going to the room.
• 36:39
  Well, I have a blacksmith to go see.
• 36:41
  All right, Father Roderick out he.
• 36:44
  Goes upstairs all right. You're going to go to the
• 36:48
  blacksmith. Yeah, his ass is on the line.
• 36:50
  I think he has. To Ritchie and David, you guys
• 36:52
  going to the Blacksmith with brother Hayes.
• 36:55
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  All right, so how far is this blacksmith?
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  So. It is later in the day you begin
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  to meander and you make your way and just kind of looking around.
• 38:48
  Give me a survival check. Survival check.
• 38:50
  Survival whiz. OK, so all.
• 38:53
  The dice. Survival.
• 38:55
  I get 11. A 15, Sir.
• 39:04
  He got a nine. You start, you know, just kind
• 39:07
  of meandering through the town and, and it's just not going
• 39:11
  very well for you. You know, you're like, hey,
• 39:13
  buddy, can you help me go over here?
• 39:15
  I'm looking for the blacksmith and the guys just like fuck off.
• 39:19
  Damn. Listen that.
• 39:21
  I got a 15. You're not having any luck and
• 39:23
  then finally Dera you, you're just not being very successful
• 39:26
  as well. And you know, they're just like,
• 39:28
  Oh yeah, sure, sweetheart. The.
• 39:30
  Brothels that way. So I was looking for the black.
• 39:33
  Oh mate, I'll fucking kill. You mate, get back here.
• 39:35
  God, he's. Just like he takes off running.
• 39:40
  Man, I got a fucking Panther. He will eat you alive.
• 39:42
  And then you're like, Oh my Panther.
• 39:43
  And then you look. Over at your Panther.
• 39:45
  Oh, hey, Katie. And there's a good boy.
• 39:49
  There's a good boy. That giant double the.
• 39:52
  Size of a. Pitbull head just kind of gets
• 39:54
  in your hands as you're rubbing it and then you're like that's
• 39:58
  colour and it just looks at you. You can tell there's a bit of
• 40:00
  intelligence to its eyes. Do you know where the blacksmith
• 40:05
  is? My my lovely.
• 40:09
  Almost just like completely understanding you, the Panther
• 40:12
  just kind of looks about for a moment and steps back from you
• 40:15
  and then just starts walking the direction I assume the three of
• 40:17
  you follow. Yep, I.
• 40:19
  Don't know where I'm going. All right, follow the later.
• 40:23
  I like I said, I don't know where I am.
• 40:25
  With the successful leadership of the Panther, you make your
• 40:29
  way through the large, the huge town, more city than anything of
• 40:35
  stone worth, and you eventually do find your way towards the
• 40:39
  hammering and pinging that you recognize so delicately as that
• 40:42
  of a blacksmith coming around the corner.
• 40:45
  Do you then find an elder dwarf just hammering away?
• 40:49
  Ping ping. OK, so we follow Kitty cat into
• 40:52
  this blacksmith. Is it like, is it like an
• 40:55
  outdoor blacksmith where he has his stuff outside and has a
• 40:58
  little small shop inside so he's hammering outside after?
• 41:01
  Kitty cat has nicely shown us the way.
• 41:03
  Huge cat. Not fat, cat fat.
• 41:06
  Cat. He's still Kitty cat.
• 41:08
  He. He.
• 41:09
  Approached the blacks and I think good Sir, have may a
• 41:13
  chance a nun come by requesting weapons.
• 41:16
  Follower of Saridon perchance, as well.
• 41:19
  Dwarf. Just kind of.
• 41:20
  He just. He's hammering away and he stops
• 41:23
  and he sets it down on the anvil and he just looks at you and
• 41:25
  goes no. No.
• 41:28
  No, no, no, nun. What, Lori?
• 41:32
  What I like a nun you. Know follower of Sheridan you
• 41:35
  know nun looking lady she's not a father, she's.
• 41:39
  Not a nun. She's a sister sister.
• 41:41
  My bad. I'm a.
• 41:42
  Bit baked. She's basically the same as.
• 41:45
  You oh female, you know a sister followed.
• 41:49
  Of Sheridan, you know, came around here requesting weapons
• 41:52
  recently not too long ago. Anyone.
• 41:57
  Yeah. I know lots.
• 41:59
  Of. Sisters, lots of.
• 42:00
  Everybody, what do you want? Well, she might be.
• 42:04
  In grave danger and you know, as cleric I kind.
• 42:08
  Of have to do my. Job.
• 42:09
  I'd say that's the lot considering.
• 42:11
  She bought from me. Pretty please could you give me
• 42:15
  the information Can I rob for sweet give me a?
• 42:21
  Let's go, I got. Combined 18 and he just kind of
• 42:25
  scratches his head. For a second, starts stroking
• 42:28
  his long Gray beard, and then he's just like.
• 42:33
  Stroking my shit. Well, it does so happen that I.
• 42:36
  I do change his voice again. Well, I do as a matter of fact.
• 42:42
  I know she was in danger and I just wanted to make sure that
• 42:45
  she was all right. So yeah, I sold her some
• 42:48
  weapons, gave her a good price. Any chance here she may have?
• 42:51
  Mentioned where she was going, you know, like exactly to the
• 42:54
  docks. OK.
• 42:57
  Anything else? Just that What weapons?
• 43:00
  What weapons she get, What did she grab?
• 43:02
  Like what she requests. I gave her a.
• 43:06
  Crossbow. A lightweight one just for her.
• 43:09
  OK. And she also got a couple of
• 43:13
  daggers and a sword, so she's absolutely strapped.
• 43:15
  Understood. Thank you for the information,
• 43:19
  good Sir. Let's try to catch up, make sure
• 43:23
  she doesn't get in any harm's way 00.
• 43:26
  Mate, I have. A question, I have a question.
• 43:29
  Hello, can you make can you make?
• 43:32
  Hi, hi, hi. I'm a little.
• 43:36
  Sick right now. Fuck, I'm a little sick right
• 43:41
  now so please excuse my sniffle, but could you maybe make a could
• 43:47
  you make an armour for my little Panther, Or rather big Panther I
• 43:52
  should say. Could you make some armour for
• 43:54
  my Panther? My little friend, My big friend,
• 43:58
  I mean, and. My cat's just behind.
• 44:01
  Me just chilling. No, Yeah, yeah, More accurately,
• 44:08
  what she did did the elder dwarf just kind of looks.
• 44:11
  At you and looks at the Panther and just.
• 44:15
  I mean, I could probably do. Something like.
• 44:17
  That for 55 gold pieces. No Love 5.
• 44:21
  What? 100 now we're.
• 44:25
  Talking. That's right.
• 44:26
  Oh oh. Just give me 5 hours, 5 hours,
• 44:32
  yeah. I mean, we could do that.
• 44:34
  You. Couldn't even last five minutes.
• 44:38
  Yeah, we could do five hours. No problem, I Quill.
• 44:42
  Did you say that to him? Yeah, fuck it.
• 44:48
  Give me. Give me a Give me a charisma.
• 44:50
  Check persuasion. Did you get advantage?
• 44:54
  Fuck, dude. Yeah, give me advantage.
• 44:56
  Does it, does it get advantage? What's your role I mean?
• 44:58
  What? Were you rolling?
• 44:59
  I grilled the 6th, then I just. Rolled the 15 with a + 3, so 18.
• 45:04
  Will you allow the advantage? She was the.
• 45:08
  Titty. Yeah.
• 45:10
  Oh. He's so sorry, he just goes.
• 45:16
  Well, you know you're. Sick so.
• 45:17
  That was kind of disgusting, but it turns him on.
• 45:22
  He starts biting his bottom. Lip looking at the titty.
• 45:25
  Good thing I like it. Dude, I.
• 45:26
  Just got little. Sniffle.
• 45:29
  It's just a little sniffle, mate, it's nothing.
• 45:31
  Can I just say Brother Hazen awkwardly?
• 45:32
  Leave back to go to his room awkwardly At this moment he.
• 45:36
  Got he? Got what?
• 45:37
  He needed He's out. Brother.
• 45:39
  Azer starts making the symbol of the hour class.
• 45:42
  OK, Sarah, just. Shit out, dude.
• 45:47
  Then the name is. Sarah, I'm the fucking out of.
• 45:49
  Here CJ will the name I'm. Sarah, so do you, do you have?
• 45:55
  Sexual relations with that woman, I mean, with the other
• 45:58
  door. I'm I'm going to.
• 46:03
  I'm going to see if I can manipulate my way through this
• 46:06
  because he's not very attractive, you know?
• 46:09
  No, he's not. Fuck what I do him fuck.
• 46:19
  Fuck, I might just have to get. Really drunk for this?
• 46:22
  Or you could just do the do you? Have the spell command.
• 46:26
  Tell him he has to make the. Armour fast Think.
• 46:27
  So this this this this. 4 foot 6.
• 46:32
  I mean, pretty much. He's balding.
• 46:34
  But long, grey bearded. Smelly sweaty dwarf comes along
• 46:37
  and he starts rubbing on your rubbing on your thigh.
• 46:44
  So. So how cheap?
• 46:46
  Do you want this exactly? I mean.
• 46:49
  I would like the armour to be made first.
• 46:52
  I I'm not I'm not going to run off on you, so I want to see the
• 46:56
  working before you get. This.
• 46:57
  Yeah, yeah. I would love to see the.
• 47:01
  Work before you get this reward. He pulls down his pants.
• 47:07
  What? That's.
• 47:09
  Great. No, no, that's not what I.
• 47:12
  Meant helicopter. Helicopter.
• 47:14
  Helicopter, you can go ahead and put that away.
• 47:16
  So hanging a whole. Couch.
• 47:19
  Whatever, He's just like. Give me, give me, give me a
• 47:21
  persuasion. It's that Asian persuasion all.
• 47:25
  Right. I'll take it 19.
• 47:27
  He starts stroking his beard again.
• 47:29
  And he's just like drove that thing cuz Oh and he's.
• 47:32
  Like. He's he's suspicious, but he's
• 47:34
  just like, all right, I mean, I'll make it, I'll make it, OK,
• 47:39
  but. You're not getting your.
• 47:41
  Hands on. This.
• 47:42
  That's alright, I get my hands on that.
• 47:44
  OK. That's fine, father Ostrich.
• 47:50
  Just feel. Something is wrong, Father
• 47:51
  Ostrich feels that but. Father Ostrich is laying in.
• 47:54
  His bed and just turns over on his side.
• 48:00
  Something. Just disgusting.
• 48:02
  These guys are not good people. They're scumbags, pretty much.
• 48:08
  Yeah, let's just spot fucking. On dude.
• 48:12
  So. So.
• 48:14
  Time goes on. Imagine everybody heads back to
• 48:17
  the Tavern and goes nighty night or what?
• 48:18
  What? What are you doing there,
• 48:19
  brother? He's going straight to bed.
• 48:20
  He doesn't need to. Know anymore?
• 48:22
  OK, I don't want to know anything.
• 48:23
  I want to forgive that he just said he just smokes in his.
• 48:26
  Own room and goes to bed father ostrich we joined father.
• 48:29
  Ostrich in his room. The candles are lit.
• 48:33
  It's not pitch black dark and you're actually, in fact, wide
• 48:36
  awake, Father Ostrich. Going to pull out a.
• 48:39
  Little dagger from his pocket. He's going to make a slice in
• 48:43
  his hand while he starts bleeding.
• 48:46
  He's going to draw a spiral on the ground.
• 48:50
  You motherfucker. And then he's going.
• 48:52
  To set the candles up. Around the spiral, sit in the
• 48:55
  center, start praying to Nazarek trying to get a response.
• 49:02
  OK, I. Want.
• 49:04
  I I I what? What does Father Ostrich Start
• 49:06
  praying. What do you pray, Father
• 49:08
  Ostrich? Father Ostrich.
• 49:10
  Essentially, in his mind, sitting in this spiral, he first
• 49:15
  thought to himself, is what? What are you?
• 49:18
  Doing father ostrich but. Then he's like, no, I need
• 49:21
  answers. That's what I'm doing.
• 49:24
  So he starts playing. He's like Nederack.
• 49:27
  I know I've never really spoken to you.
• 49:31
  I've. Been a follower of Sarah and
• 49:32
  most of. My life, but my life's kind of
• 49:34
  got flipped and turned upside down, flipped upside down and I
• 49:39
  just need answers. And I was told there was a piece
• 49:44
  of you stuck inside of me. So if there's any chance I could
• 49:48
  have a conversation with that piece of you that was in me, it
• 49:53
  would. Be.
• 49:54
  Exceptionally helpful in every way.
• 50:01
  Give me a religion check. With advantage.
• 50:03
  Oh. Fuck I. 12 in total.
• 50:10
  Father Osric, you say your. Prayer, you speak.
• 50:15
  These words you do. Your little.
• 50:18
  Ritual. You slice your hand open.
• 50:21
  You make the spiral and then the candles, but it's not wind, it's
• 50:28
  a black smoky gust that just takes the light away.
• 50:34
  And as that happens, you start. Coughing and choking.
• 50:43
  And. You can feel like you're about
• 50:46
  to vomit and as you do so it just starts to almost projectile
• 50:51
  in a sense and you you spit out. A piece.
• 50:58
  Of keratin horn and then you hear this slight little Ting to
• 51:04
  Ting Ting. As a key.
• 51:07
  Comes out of your mouth, the rocher will pick up.
• 51:10
  The key, just kind of look at it and just see if.
• 51:14
  He can get some kind of vibe from it, you know, you look at
• 51:18
  the key. You're not sure what to make of
• 51:21
  it, but it is in fact a key, and you're holding it in your hand,
• 51:25
  just staring it. Does it look?
• 51:28
  Breakable. It does appear to be.
• 51:30
  Made. Of some sort of metal.
• 51:33
  Is there a? Door with a lock.
• 51:35
  Near me your bedroom door. Going to stick the key.
• 51:38
  In the lock and see what happens.
• 51:44
  I'm so fucking. Smart.
• 51:47
  No idea. If this will actually work.
• 51:48
  You know, no idea what kind of key will work for this lock.
• 51:53
  You insert the key. Ironically enough, it fits.
• 51:56
  I twist. The key and then I twist the
• 52:00
  handle. You turn it up, push first.
• 52:06
  It doesn't. Work.
• 52:07
  Yeah, it didn't. OK, as soon as you open that
• 52:11
  door, it's like you let the cold air in, but it's just darkness
• 52:15
  and. And you are in pure.
• 52:19
  Black. The complete and.
• 52:21
  Utter absence, anti black. Thank you.
• 52:23
  You're in a dark black abyss and all you hear in that moment is
• 52:29
  just simply from behind. Father Ostrich's going.
• 52:40
  To kind of like turn around and look around and be like who?
• 52:42
  Who's there? You first.
• 52:45
  See nothing. And then, and within this
• 52:50
  absence of light, there is a red aura that starts to appear 10
• 52:57
  feet away from you. It's a figure crouched down in
• 53:02
  an almost a ready to pounce position.
• 53:06
  But he does not move. Are.
• 53:09
  Are you? Zer I'm Zer looks at Father
• 53:14
  Ostrich and just it's been a long time Father Ostrich, but
• 53:19
  Zer has been waiting to speak with you.
• 53:23
  Father Ostrich is like how? How do you know me?
• 53:27
  How were? You inside of me at one point
• 53:30
  and zer's just like. Zer's just like.
• 53:36
  Well. You see, Father?
• 53:37
  Isrich back when you were a very, very little, little
• 53:42
  father, Isrich before you even Father Isrich, you're just
• 53:45
  Isrich, Sarah. Didn't decided to.
• 53:49
  Gift you something and Father Isrich goes, yes, I, I remember
• 53:54
  that Sarah didn't put a light inside of me.
• 53:57
  And Zer, what's the father Ostrich kind of stretches his
• 54:01
  legs out a little bit. You hear some snap and some
• 54:03
  popping and Zeer's like, yes, that was a gift, but it wasn't.
• 54:09
  It wasn't the gift you were thinking.
• 54:13
  Zeer rises up. And in doing this, you see him
• 54:17
  at his full stature, over 8 feet tall.
• 54:21
  Is that the gift that? Saradin puts inside of you was
• 54:25
  in fact Azir himself. Father Asuk is like.
• 54:32
  What? Why would he?
• 54:34
  Do that. He would do that because he
• 54:38
  wanted. To punish Xer.
• 54:40
  You see, a long long time ago Nazarek put Xer into your realm
• 54:45
  to steal an artifact and Xer got his hands on the artifact, but
• 54:49
  Sarah didn't found out. So to punish Xer, Sarah didn't
• 54:53
  trapped him inside of the body of a young boy.
• 54:56
  That young boy just so happened to be you, Father Ostrich.
• 55:01
  Father Ostrich looks at Xer and he.
• 55:02
  Goes. But why would?
• 55:05
  He choose me. Out of.
• 55:06
  Everybody like there's plenty of other people he couldn't chose
• 55:11
  and Xer goes. Xer does not think there was a
• 55:14
  particular reason. He thinks Xer thinks that that
• 55:18
  Sarah didn't chose you because you are just some small boy in a
• 55:24
  no named town that nobody would notice.
• 55:27
  And then Father Ostrich looks at zero and he goes so for 80.
• 55:32
  Four years. Of my life.
• 55:33
  You were trapped inside of me. Just he has zeros trapped inside
• 55:39
  of you for so long. He saw everything that you saw,
• 55:42
  experienced everything you experienced.
• 55:44
  Barbara was a very nice lady father ostrich.
• 55:47
  Good job Zero at that. Moment you start to have.
• 55:50
  These and shared between father ostrich moments of
• 55:55
  inappropriateness. And then and then zero goes.
• 56:01
  But once Father, once, once you would had passed away by the
• 56:06
  hands of Paschal Von, that's when zero is sets free.
• 56:10
  And in doing so, Zer gave you a proper burial and made sure you
• 56:16
  were well rested and everything gave you a nice send off.
• 56:20
  Zer tried to protect your friends and he did everything
• 56:23
  and Zer did everything he could to protect your friends because
• 56:25
  out of everybody in the world, Father Rasik was the only person
• 56:28
  Zer respected. Father Rasik looks at Zer and
• 56:31
  goes. I can only say.
• 56:34
  Too much about. You.
• 56:35
  Zerk, 'cause I never got to know you know you.
• 56:40
  But you kept my friends. Safe.
• 56:41
  And Father Ostrich appreciates that.
• 56:43
  And you complimented my wife. He was fine.
• 56:48
  Is yours? Happy to help you Father
• 56:49
  Ostrich, but Zer needs a favor. Father Ostrich.
• 56:53
  Zer needs the artifact. Nazarek wants the new whole
• 56:59
  hourglass. New.
• 57:05
  Then he's back in his room. I was going to do that.
• 57:10
  And then you're back in your room.
• 57:12
  Sitting at the desk, at the bedside where the bloody spiral.
• 57:20
  Smokes away. I'm going to.
• 57:23
  Assume there's a fireplace in this room.
• 57:25
  Yeah, sure, Father likes. The fireplace.
• 57:28
  Takes off his robes and his symbol of Sariton.
• 57:31
  Throws it in fireplace the moment you do this.
• 57:35
  They immediately catch fire. Your emblem, your holy symbol of
• 57:42
  Seridan. The dial immediately takes a
• 57:47
  flame and melts into nothingness, falling through the
• 57:51
  grooves of the wood. Within the fireplace.
• 57:54
  OK, can I? Can I say one thing?
• 57:55
  See. OK, can I say?
• 57:57
  That when I put the. Symbol in.
• 57:59
  I put it in like a metal tanker or something.
• 58:01
  So it melted in the tanker, yes. And then I poured.
• 58:04
  Into a spiral shape. Get disrespected bitch.
• 58:09
  Damn. Brother Hazen knows nothing.
• 58:13
  Jon Snow. You can do it again going now.
• 58:18
  Just in the other room. Father asking for some weird
• 58:24
  reason just. Who is?
• 58:33
  That they're simultaneously gets.
• 58:34
  Touched in awkward ways, the wait, wait, wait, wait later.
• 58:40
  It's not yet, not yet. I'm making you some.
• 58:42
  Armour for your Kitty? Gross, Gross.
• 58:52
  OK, so. Poured the shape into the spiral
• 58:56
  throw open his mouth a little bit the moment you.
• 58:58
  Start to make. The spiral with the melted,
• 59:00
  desecrated symbol of Seridin. It immediately hardens and as
• 59:07
  you touch it you find it's quite cool.
• 59:12
  I'll put it on. A string, put it around my neck
• 59:15
  and then put my travel clothes on over it.
• 59:17
  What do your clothes look like? What are?
• 59:19
  Your clothes that you're putting on right now, so the.
• 59:22
  Base clothes are just like regular travelers clothes.
• 59:24
  You have like a dirty off white tunic.
• 59:27
  Some like amidst your traveling. Gear as After you put all these
• 59:31
  clothes on you do take note of what's over there with your pack
• 59:37
  pants and everything some. Traveling boots and everything.
• 59:40
  And then after he puts all that on, he looks over at his stuff
• 59:43
  near his pack and everything. Grabs A dusty one out duster,
• 59:49
  throws it on, grabs an old cowboy hat, looks inside on the
• 59:54
  rim where it says Hoshiko and puts it on as you complete.
• 59:59
  This ensemble honoring a fallen friend.
• 1:00:03
  You just kind of look. Yourself over.
• 1:00:04
  A fallen sun. A fallen.
• 1:00:08
  Sun. You look yourself over.
• 1:00:10
  You check out your duds and. Then right off.
• 1:00:15
  In the middle, in the periph of the mirror that you're looking
• 1:00:18
  in over the desk, you take note of that staff with a human skull
• 1:00:25
  atop it. Grab it.
• 1:00:28
  I'm. Assume it has like a strap on it
• 1:00:30
  or something. Yeah, sure.
• 1:00:31
  Whatever. And I'm throw it.
• 1:00:32
  Over my shoulder and. We're like, here's time.
• 1:00:37
  Insane. It was fun.
• 1:00:40
  Playing Dean do with. Myself, guys molested.
• 1:00:46
  Help. Me.
• 1:00:47
  How do? You feel as our Anthony.
• 1:00:48
  Man, it's weird. I don't say our Anthony.
• 1:00:51
  Does that. Speaking of Anthony Butch from.
• 1:00:55
  The podcast Dungeon Daddies. Go check it out whenever you
• 1:00:58
  catch up with our podcast. Not to be confused with Dungeon
• 1:01:00
  4 Daddies. They also are awesome.
• 1:01:02
  And with that, your eyes match your skin tone right now.
• 1:01:05
  You know it, You know it, right? Now.
• 1:01:09
  We fade to darkness. And new scene.
• 1:01:12
  It's a bright early morning, the summer breeze feel so.
• 1:01:15
  Nice as everyone. Starts to awaken due to the loud
• 1:01:20
  uproar of people beginning to dine and heavy footsteps falling
• 1:01:25
  within the bottom section of the Tavern and the new day has
• 1:01:30
  arisen. Darren wakes up with a.
• 1:01:32
  Awkward waddle in a step. Derez you get out of the bed.
• 1:01:41
  You begin to make you. You refuse to look back and you
• 1:01:45
  get out of the bed. You walk over to your desk in
• 1:01:48
  your room and go to the pitcher of water.
• 1:01:51
  You pour it in, begin splashing it over your face and splashing
• 1:01:54
  it on your ass and all you hear from.
• 1:01:58
  Behind you is. Gross.
• 1:02:11
  I fucking hate you for that. You did this.
• 1:02:13
  You you technically. You partly did this to yourself.
• 1:02:17
  I wanted armor. OK, that shit's 500 gold pieces.
• 1:02:21
  Do you know how much that is? It's a lot.
• 1:02:24
  Gosh, 1 gold piece is worth roughly about. 400 something
• 1:02:27
  U.S. dollars holy shit. It's 5.
• 1:02:31
  Then I mean I guess. You got your money's worth well.
• 1:02:35
  It was worth the scar. My.
• 1:02:38
  My my penta has a fancy armor now or.
• 1:02:44
  No, not yet. No, not.
• 1:02:46
  At all yet no. Not at all.
• 1:02:47
  No, no it hasn't. Even been.
• 1:02:50
  Several hours since I thought. It wasn't it we.
• 1:02:54
  Just longed rest, I was about to say.
• 1:02:55
  Yeah, doesn't. This is like the morning after,
• 1:02:57
  like he had his five hours, you know, the morning after.
• 1:03:01
  I would assume that took. Place at like like.
• 1:03:05
  Near. Near dark six or seven, Yes, I'm
• 1:03:10
  going to punch you podcast. Have fun doing it by.
• 1:03:14
  Yourself loser. So I would assume that.
• 1:03:17
  You know, we we got there and you said it was getting dark,
• 1:03:20
  correct? See.
• 1:03:22
  OK, so I would. Assume yeah.
• 1:03:24
  It was that time and then, you know, we laid stop laughing.
• 1:03:29
  It's not funny. It's not funny.
• 1:03:32
  And then, you know, as as we rested, it was about like, like
• 1:03:37
  9 or 10:00-ish. Yeah.
• 1:03:39
  So Darren would just. Leave a little.
• 1:03:41
  Late No armor has been made for your.
• 1:03:43
  Kitty, it was started. It was started all right.
• 1:03:48
  I hate you. But then he had.
• 1:03:49
  To finish another. Project.
• 1:03:54
  Boy, did he finish. Darren didn't.
• 1:04:00
  God damn, wait a minute. Wait a minute, wait a minute,
• 1:04:02
  wait. A minute.
• 1:04:03
  Were you going to make him roll the Constitution?
• 1:04:04
  Say, are you really rolling to see if I?
• 1:04:06
  Finished. Oh yeah, you.
• 1:04:08
  Finished. You don't want to.
• 1:04:09
  Admit him you. Not even let him roll opposed.
• 1:04:15
  Constitution. 17. On the.
• 1:04:18
  Die 17 on. The die.
• 1:04:23
  So most of my. Stats are plus. 2 Constitution,
• 1:04:25
  he wrote an 18. Are you fucking serious?
• 1:04:30
  Just bear. Just bear what?
• 1:04:32
  What was? Your plus stat.
• 1:04:34
  Oh, it was. It was just a gyro.
• 1:04:39
  You hate. Yourself.
• 1:04:42
  You feel that's. Not true you.
• 1:04:43
  Feel gross? No.
• 1:04:45
  Hang on, hang on. You could.
• 1:04:46
  You could. You could adapt this however you
• 1:04:47
  want, but you're just like wasn't that bad.
• 1:04:50
  You know, I mean he's. Not a looker, but.
• 1:04:58
  He's a my bad. Worse, I mean.
• 1:05:03
  I've had. Worse.
• 1:05:05
  Well, you feel it over there, brother.
• 1:05:07
  It's great. So when does my?
• 1:05:09
  Kitty, get on I'm. Waiting for him to finish you.
• 1:05:11
  Know I can't interrupt him, you know, Do you say this to.
• 1:05:14
  The snoring dwarf in your mouth. I don't want to.
• 1:05:18
  Be a Dick. The punch is right.
• 1:05:23
  Themselves. I mean, he did.
• 1:05:24
  He did he. Did he did accuse you of being
• 1:05:26
  part of the brothel? What?
• 1:05:31
  Yeah, he. Did I thought that?
• 1:05:32
  Was somebody else? That he said it too.
• 1:05:35
  Oh, that motherfucker all. Right.
• 1:05:38
  Yeah, I'm going to I'm. Going to go go outside and get.
• 1:05:42
  Some fresh air. Close the window you're.
• 1:05:45
  Letting it'll stank. Out.
• 1:05:46
  I hate this guy. Why'd you have to make?
• 1:05:51
  Him so. Gross.
• 1:05:53
  He's a blacksmith. He's an old Dwarf blacksmith.
• 1:05:56
  It's probably been. Ages since he.
• 1:05:57
  Got something? He could have been handsome.
• 1:06:00
  He could have been young. I didn't know.
• 1:06:01
  You're going to fuck him, I mean.
• 1:06:07
  He could have been. Small of a tree.
• 1:06:11
  Oh my. God, Oh goodness, brother.
• 1:06:17
  Hayes. You.
• 1:06:19
  You. You awaken.
• 1:06:20
  Within your room, there's there's.
• 1:06:23
  There's auto aromas. To the smell of sulfur.
• 1:06:26
  As one does. He wakes and bakes, you know,
• 1:06:29
  sparking one right up. I can't I.
• 1:06:32
  Can't do it right now, I'm not. Too dry?
• 1:06:34
  Yeah, me too. Different reasons.
• 1:06:36
  No, I was trying to make the bomb.
• 1:06:37
  Yeah, I think AJ would be more. Fitting though, it's travel,
• 1:06:41
  travel friendly and you know, goes out, gets ready, gets down
• 1:06:47
  at the bar and just waits for Father Oskirk because he's go
• 1:06:51
  sleeping in the same room as. You.
• 1:06:53
  Yeah, but you're asleep. He's not going to.
• 1:06:55
  Bother you? Or she's just lying on the.
• 1:06:58
  Floor of Dara's room, like just uncomfortable.
• 1:07:02
  Rocking. Back and forth.
• 1:07:06
  Ritchie was there. No, I.
• 1:07:09
  Was at the blacksmiths, not in. My room.
• 1:07:11
  OK, cool. I like that.
• 1:07:13
  Yeah, Father Ashra, go wake up. Head downstairs, he still has a
• 1:07:17
  symbol of Nazerac, but it's like under his clothes, so people
• 1:07:21
  can't really see it. Brother Hayes, when you went.
• 1:07:24
  Down you stepped over Orici and went down to the down to the bar
• 1:07:28
  and requested your food and whatnot.
• 1:07:31
  As as this so happens, Father Ostrich finally makes his way
• 1:07:35
  down the stairs as well. Just kind of giving you that
• 1:07:37
  look of brother. Ace, but at the same time it's
• 1:07:42
  like I. Don't know about this guy, he
• 1:07:44
  did try to arrest me last night, but you 2 reconnect downstairs.
• 1:07:49
  All right, brother Ace. Morning, Father.
• 1:07:54
  How are you feeling? Just call me ostrich.
• 1:07:57
  Oh, ostrich. No, I'm doing.
• 1:08:01
  New. How so?
• 1:08:05
  I want to. Get into it right now.
• 1:08:10
  Just feeling different, I mean. Obviously look different.
• 1:08:17
  That. Is the first thing that catches.
• 1:08:18
  Your eyes, he says. I obviously look different.
• 1:08:21
  It it was it was just in the back of your mind.
• 1:08:24
  But as he says, yeah, he didn't realize.
• 1:08:27
  It until. You were you were in a.
• 1:08:29
  Daze. But as he says those words, it
• 1:08:32
  was in a haze. But.
• 1:08:36
  As. He.
• 1:08:37
  Says these words, his visage becomes much more clear, and in
• 1:08:41
  doing so, you see he's wearing his fallen ally's cowboy hat,
• 1:08:46
  wearing the old ratted duster that's covered in the metal
• 1:08:51
  studs and around his back wrapped with a small sinew
• 1:08:56
  string. Is that staff from that goblin?
• 1:09:01
  With a human skull. Atop it, ah.
• 1:09:06
  Seems like we're going somewhere dangerous.
• 1:09:09
  Well, we're. Going on seas.
• 1:09:11
  Seas are always dangerous, just fish dying again.
• 1:09:16
  Not fun. It's that moment when from.
• 1:09:19
  The stairs comes down Griff. As he approaches he sees dead.
• 1:09:27
  He sees the two of you. He approaches and quickly as
• 1:09:29
  soon as he makes eye contact with Brother Hayes quickly it
• 1:09:32
  drifts his eyes away. I'm going to assume he doesn't
• 1:09:34
  even recognize. Father Oscar from behind, he's
• 1:09:37
  just like. The and you spin.
• 1:09:40
  Around as he. Begins to say the word just
• 1:09:43
  Ausrich. Hey Griff, I like, I like your
• 1:09:49
  new duds. Thank you.
• 1:09:51
  They fit pretty comfortably. Yeah, yeah, you look.
• 1:09:53
  You look shot. It's all there.
• 1:09:56
  Thanks. It's weird wearing something.
• 1:09:57
  Not so loose and flappy I. Feel like I have.
• 1:10:03
  Less movement, but more movement, you know, you notice
• 1:10:05
  he keeps averting his eyes. Away from Brother Hayes,
• 1:10:09
  obviously the effects, effects. Have.
• 1:10:13
  Lifted, but he still remembers everything.
• 1:10:17
  Father is not going to say anything.
• 1:10:18
  About it Brother Hayes was too big to know he was under.
• 1:10:20
  Effect of a spell. He just thinks he's.
• 1:10:23
  I think it's weird. Hey.
• 1:10:25
  So Griffin just looks at the two of you for a moment and he's
• 1:10:30
  just. So as I was walking down, I
• 1:10:34
  heard something about we're getting on a boat.
• 1:10:39
  Where are we? Going don't know yet we're
• 1:10:41
  possibly. Getting on a boat?
• 1:10:43
  No. All right.
• 1:10:43
  All right. Yeah.
• 1:10:46
  All all right. I'm with you guys.
• 1:10:48
  So yeah, we're going to get something to eat.
• 1:10:51
  I'm already done. Well, fuck you.
• 1:10:55
  No thanks. You guys.
• 1:10:57
  Munch or you don't. Munch munch.
• 1:11:02
  Sausages. Eggs.
• 1:11:07
  Father. Arthur doesn't like eggs.
• 1:11:11
  I forgot somebody's picky. Damra, you're going at the same.
• 1:11:14
  Time or not. Damra, Damra.
• 1:11:17
  Comes in. Quickly fixing her hair, you
• 1:11:20
  almost don't notice. Give me a perception check.
• 1:11:26
  Oh no, there's nothing. There wasn't a 15 / 1 damra.
• 1:11:31
  Comes through the swinging doors, just looks like she's
• 1:11:34
  swooping her hands through her father.
• 1:11:36
  Ashley's just hello. Mate what's?
• 1:11:39
  That smell. I don't know if we had.
• 1:11:42
  Bleach back then. You know what, Brother Hayes?
• 1:11:48
  Roll perception check real quick can.
• 1:11:53
  You roll with this advantage? Sure.
• 1:11:55
  Can absolutely. Oh, I don't need to.
• 1:11:58
  I roll. With that.
• 1:11:59
  One Me too. Let's go.
• 1:12:04
  Derry. You, you come in as.
• 1:12:06
  Elegant as ever. And you're just kind of curious.
• 1:12:08
  Brother Hayes. Father Auster.
• 1:12:10
  Well, Brother Hayes you're not. But Father Auster, you're just
• 1:12:11
  kind of curious. Where is she coming from?
• 1:12:13
  But no idea. You, you just look.
• 1:12:16
  You just look. Tip top.
• 1:12:17
  Elegant. You, you did a quick horse bath
• 1:12:20
  and you're good to go. Horse bath.
• 1:12:23
  Fuck you. You know, right at the sink.
• 1:12:24
  Just. Fuck you, don't look at me.
• 1:12:31
  Like that. So you come walking in Dera you
• 1:12:34
  and you just you're just the visage of elegant as you arrive.
• 1:12:40
  Hello. Mates.
• 1:12:42
  What? Oh no, that's not.
• 1:12:45
  Has no idea either. Grip rolled at. 4.
• 1:12:49
  Oh Strick, I see you got. Vallejo's clothes on.
• 1:12:51
  I just wanted to. Change your You look very
• 1:12:54
  handsome in them. Well.
• 1:12:55
  Thank you, David. I appreciate that.
• 1:12:56
  How? How was your night?
• 1:12:58
  Interesting. Interesting how?
• 1:12:59
  So I'll. Get into it later all.
• 1:13:01
  Right, I won't push. To you on David, give me a
• 1:13:04
  perception check. No.
• 1:13:07
  Single digit you do not notice the.
• 1:13:11
  Spiral emblem hanging from around his neck.
• 1:13:13
  It's it's under the shirt. Yeah, you don't notice it.
• 1:13:18
  Maybe if you look hard enough you could see like.
• 1:13:19
  A little lie of it. You see his six pack starting.
• 1:13:23
  To go up towards his collarbone. Just fucking weird.
• 1:13:27
  I'm going to start hitting on. Father.
• 1:13:31
  Hot. Old man, what are you doing
• 1:13:33
  later? Like suddenly.
• 1:13:35
  I'm into older men just. OK.
• 1:13:40
  It is Canon. For the record though that
• 1:13:43
  dwarves can live for like 600 plus years or so.
• 1:13:48
  An. Elder Dwarf that was probably at
• 1:13:51
  the. End of 500.
• 1:13:54
  He was old for a dwarf. There's probably like I'd.
• 1:13:57
  Say for out of 50. Three fuck you.
• 1:14:00
  OK. I mean.
• 1:14:02
  I. Had to seduce them one way or
• 1:14:04
  another, whether it was with my manipulator skills or just, you
• 1:14:07
  know, being a woman. To quote Bathrobe Wizard.
• 1:14:11
  These people are basically scumbags, yeah.
• 1:14:14
  Yeah, these are not good people. They're basically scumbags,
• 1:14:20
  Father Austin is. Going to head down to the.
• 1:14:21
  Docks. We make our way down to the
• 1:14:23
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  Fuck that was rough. And.
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  Then you're gonna have to keep in the.
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  Fact that I was complaining about how you have the bugging,
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  Sharon. I will.
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  I will, baby. Managed 2.
• 1:18:24
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• 1:18:27
  The clap of. My ash jinx keeps.
• 1:18:29
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• 1:18:38
  turns out some shit's going down because Brother Hayes has just
• 1:18:43
  confronted Father Osrich in the middle of the Tavern, stating
• 1:18:49
  he's under arrest. Nobody gives a shit in the
• 1:18:52
  Tavern, but Father Osrich seems confused and utterly irritated.
• 1:19:01
  And with that. We go around.
• 1:19:04
  To the simple fact of this slight flashback.
• 1:19:10
  Now I'm just kidding my. Skin's.
• 1:19:15
  Peeling off. My wire.
• 1:19:19
  The skin is. Peeling off of mine.
• 1:19:21
  You guys ever? Seen the Wire?
• 1:19:25
  Yeah, there's like. Four of them coming out of that.
• 1:19:26
  Guy that's better, that's better all.
• 1:19:29
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• 1:19:30
  Never seen the I'm. Ready.
• 1:19:33
  I'm ready, Promotion. I'm ready.
• 1:19:36
  I'm ready. I'm ready.
• 1:19:38
  Yeah, he. Gets it.
• 1:19:39
  He gets it. So as I.
• 1:19:43
  Was saying I know we're. We're all under the weather, CJ.
• 1:19:47
  Get us all sick except for me. Well, everyone's under.
• 1:19:50
  The weather, but except. For the astronauts and the space
• 1:19:53
  station, thank you. Get fucked bud.
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  Ladies. And gentlemen.
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  Re recurring. Recurring.
• 1:20:02
  Yep, recurring. His role as.
• 1:20:04
  Reoccurring. Reoccurring his role as.
• 1:20:07
  Odichi is Jackson Dean Jackson Jackson.
• 1:20:12
  Why? Was that so good you?
• 1:20:22
  Do a good impersonation. Of Michael Jackson, like I do a
• 1:20:25
  good impersonation of Noah Millwood.
• 1:20:29
  You. Do a good impression of that
• 1:20:30
  one. Guy, I forget his name, the
• 1:20:33
  older guy, Seabiscuit. No, you always do, his voice.
• 1:20:39
  Unless you remember. No.
• 1:20:46
  It's funnier because I. Can hear it if y'all are
• 1:20:54
  wondering. Bits what the truck?
• 1:20:55
  Sounds like 24/7 by the. By the way.
• 1:20:59
  That's very good. Please lean into the microphone.
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  Fuck that, Mike. We be fucking.
• 1:21:06
  Michael Jackson. Hey Wayne, can I?
• 1:21:10
  Put 2 nails in your floor. Why so?
• 1:21:13
  I can do. The.
• 1:21:17
  Michael Jackson. Lee, you.
• 1:21:19
  Going to pay me the. Security deposit.
• 1:21:24
  Pay me the security deposit. We got it a grand.
• 1:21:28
  That's pretty stupid. Yeah, that's most.
• 1:21:30
  Places. What if I just like?
• 1:21:33
  Hoodie it and. Then paint over it.
• 1:21:34
  They'll never know. I could.
• 1:21:35
  I could paint to make it look like rootwood.
• 1:21:38
  Yeah, that's pretty valid. It's get it who?
• 1:21:41
  Remembers what happened last week I.
• 1:21:42
  Remember that, Father Austria? And Brother Hayes were the fuck
• 1:21:46
  I mean fight my. Daughter rest.
• 1:21:51
  Apparently and. Apparently.
• 1:21:56
  It wasn't my. Doing.
• 1:21:58
  Kind of. Slight flashback.
• 1:22:01
  No, never take. Me alive.
• 1:22:04
  Get the gun away from your head. No, I'll cut this part.
• 1:22:08
  Out, we're going to do a slight. Flashback.
• 1:22:11
  Y'all don't know me bro y'all. Got to go on a fishing trip with
• 1:22:13
  me. I'm the masturbate or anything.
• 1:22:16
  Yeah, I'm. Going to catch raccoons.
• 1:22:17
  I'm the masturbator. No, I'm going to catch a fish.
• 1:22:21
  I like how everybody assumes. Father Osick is a fucking povo
• 1:22:25
  but he's dying. I mean, hey, I didn't assume.
• 1:22:28
  Nothing. I was just going.
• 1:22:29
  Based on what they were saying, I've only been here twice and
• 1:22:31
  this is OK. Knows you for robbing.
• 1:22:33
  The beer for 8 episodes. Father.
• 1:22:35
  Osik was a. Dirty man, he made jokes.
• 1:22:40
  And he stole beer. Yeah, I didn't even know that.
• 1:22:43
  He he was like the first guy. Like the first.
• 1:22:46
  Episode He robbed the guy of his beer Yeah, no I.
• 1:22:49
  Only know the one episode I was first.
• 1:22:50
  Episode twice. Once or twice in the second
• 1:22:53
  episode. Third episode and also poured
• 1:22:58
  beer on his grave because that's what you do to a show.
• 1:23:00
  You got to pour one out for the homie.
• 1:23:02
  Exactly, he's actually. Right.
• 1:23:03
  I'm just saying there. Was a lot of beer involvement.
• 1:23:05
  Especially with Tom. What what?
• 1:23:07
  It's either a show or a movie. But they're like going to pour
• 1:23:09
  one out and he's like. Puts a cup.
• 1:23:10
  Under it and he's like, not all that maybe the.
• 1:23:16
  He's like, it's just a gesture, you don't.
• 1:23:18
  Actually have to get. Oh God, he's in love.
• 1:23:22
  With you and. He loves him too.
• 1:23:25
  That's why he's doing it. He's.
• 1:23:27
  He's he loves his boat like family.
• 1:23:29
  You know he's a cute. Family.
• 1:23:33
  Confused. Yeah.
• 1:23:34
  He's very. We don't even know.
• 1:23:35
  About that Jackson. It's broke, no get on my blanket
• 1:23:38
  and. You're nuts on.
• 1:23:41
  My blanket don't take a fucking. Can I put my ball?
• 1:23:47
  That was don't. Take a fucking picture.
• 1:23:51
  Which one am I doing points? So say.
• 1:23:53
  Say. What's your what's your?
• 1:23:55
  What's your wisdom score? Fuck it, huh?
• 1:23:58
  Huh. I was.
• 1:23:59
  I was. Cutting this Anyone has the
• 1:24:02
  space for dice and to roll? Boss makes a dollar, I make a
• 1:24:05
  penny. That's why I go home and chug
• 1:24:07
  this penny. I said after.
• 1:24:10
  After he said don't mind this nipple, I said sniffle this Dick
• 1:24:14
  and then you just did. I know I'm.
• 1:24:19
  So recreating what? Do you have the spell command?
• 1:24:25
  I do look him. In the eyes, because you can
• 1:24:27
  always say 1. Word.
• 1:24:28
  Look him in the eyes and go. Chastity, wait.
• 1:24:32
  No problem, I do the one thing it's like.
• 1:24:34
  The blue pill makes you rich, but the the red pill makes you
• 1:24:38
  handsome, but then you explode. It's just.
• 1:24:48
  It's just. Dumb.
• 1:24:56
  And they're like it's. It's spread so much.
• 1:24:59
  Like any character of any like fandom, you can find them go
• 1:25:04
  just exploding. It's back on track.
• 1:25:09
  It's fresh. Prince Mello?
• 1:25:12
  I don't know. You can say whore.
• 1:25:14
  You could totally say whore. I.
• 1:25:18
  Feel like. Y'all looking?
• 1:25:19
  At me to get my. This is your.
• 1:25:24
  Character. Is the lady?
• 1:25:27
  But so. He could have been handsome.
• 1:25:30
  This is. True, you've watched free run,
• 1:25:32
  right? Yeah, yeah, the dwarf and their
• 1:25:33
  party still alive. I would.
• 1:25:35
  I would just like to state. That I did not.
• 1:25:37
  I said he was not attractive long before you made the
• 1:25:40
  decision he did. Yeah.
• 1:26:01
  Cold and carving. Names in the stone footsteps
• 1:26:06
  echo, but I walk alone, frost by treads on a shattered sky.
• 1:26:13
  Cars don't answer, they just watch you die.
• 1:26:18
  Ash in my mouth, blood on my sleeve.
• 1:26:22
  Time don't heal, it just makes you bleed.
• 1:26:26
  Bell tolls wrong. You're A twist and break every
• 1:26:32
  choice. Just a new.
• 1:26:33
  Mistake. Tick tock the seconds Decay.
• 1:26:39
  Truth gets buried in the things we don't say.
• 1:26:44
  Hands on the wheel, but the roads, not mine.
• 1:27:01
  We were kids, now we ride in the snow.
• 1:27:05
  Swore an oath, now we don't even know who we are.
• 1:27:11
  When the fire goes down, when the light don't shine, then the
• 1:27:16
  gods don't win. Now blast, please let it all
• 1:27:21
  fall down. We were legends once, now we
• 1:27:27
  ground. Still sings louder.
• 1:27:33
  Than any prayer. Mercy's dead.
• 1:27:37
  It ain't living. Dear.
• 1:27:39
  Eyes in the dark. Yeah.
• 1:27:42
  I feel I'm stare Something ancient in the frozen head.
• 1:27:48
  Brother Phil and I did him home. Tell me, what the hell was I
• 1:27:54
  supposed to prove? Gun in her hand.
• 1:27:59
  Fate seal time one poor church now we burn till night.
• 1:28:05
  Tick tock. Hear the fractures scream.
• 1:28:09
  Your glands have a really word it seems.
• 1:28:14
  Gooping back. Let the nightmare spin.
• 1:28:18
  Same damn fight that will never win.
• 1:28:22
  The hourglass bees and I can't look away.
• 1:28:27
  Every grain of light that we couldn't away.
• 1:28:31
  We were kings. Now we light in the snow,
• 1:28:35
  swollen. Now we don't even know who we
• 1:28:40
  are. When the fire goes dim, When the
• 1:28:44
  light don't shine and the gods don't win the hourglass.
• 1:28:49
  Please let it all fall down. We were legends once, now we
• 1:28:56
  drown. You feel that?
• 1:29:02
  Let's time. Break.
• 1:29:04
  We want. Chosen We want sales.
• 1:29:09
  We were. Just.
• 1:29:10
  Next lighter. Desperate, chaotic, will tear me
• 1:29:16
  apart every second, carving scars in my heart.
• 1:29:22
  We were gods, at least. That's what we said.
• 1:29:27
  Now we're ghost dragging the chains of the pit.
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  Scream my name, let the cold take hold.
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  Ain't no story left to be told With our last peace and it gone.
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  Forgive. You don't survive this, you just
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  leave. Tick tock.
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  We never stopped.