Latest / CelinaSpookyBoo / THE ULTIMATE TEMU MYSTERY BOX
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Timu, have you ordered from it? I have. The world
- 0:03Speaker 1: is divided. Is it a scam? Is it not a scam?
- 0:06Speaker 1: My bank details got sold to the black market. As
- 0:08Speaker 1: you know, I have done a wig Timu haul. That
- 0:12Speaker 1: very much was a scam. Stop. Oh my god. But
- 0:16Speaker 1: did I do it again? And did I do it
- 0:17Speaker 1: in a sketchier way? Yeah, I did. There I was.
- 0:20Speaker 1: Picture it. Scrolling Facebook. 2.30am. Can't sleep. Adam sleeping so
- 0:25Speaker 1: peacefully beside me. when an ad comes up on Facebook. Yeah,
- 0:29Speaker 1: I was looking at what my mom and dad were doing.
- 0:31Speaker 1: There it was, my phone must have been listening because
- 0:33Speaker 1: it was for a Timu mystery box. You found your customer, sir.
- 0:40Speaker 1: You found her. So I went on this website. Now
- 0:42Speaker 1: looking back, I made some very poor decisions. First, the
- 0:46Speaker 1: advertisement was for a Timu mystery box. Different values. I
- 0:50Speaker 1: was like, this sounds like magic. We're going to buy
- 0:53Speaker 1: two immediately. But here's where I should have run and
- 0:56Speaker 1: left and went to bed and maybe... Maybe woke up
- 0:59Speaker 1: the adult laying beside me so they could tell me
- 1:02Speaker 1: that I'm an idiot. So, of course, I chose a
- 1:04Speaker 1: $ 50 and a $ 300 bag of mystery items from Teemu. No! God, please, no! Now,
- 1:12Speaker 1: the most interesting thing is when you chose what package
- 1:14Speaker 1: you want, it had a 25-question questionnaire. I like chickens,
- 1:19Speaker 1: I like movies, I like jokes, I like comedy, I
- 1:23Speaker 1: like books. I was just having a heyday that somebody
- 1:26Speaker 1: wanted to know the things that I liked. Now I
- 1:28Speaker 1: realize that they're really baiting me to get some personal information.
- 1:32Speaker 1: Timu does collect your data. After I made my purchase
- 1:35Speaker 1: and nothing went to my email, I ended up sending
- 1:37Speaker 1: the ad to Adam's inbox because I was like, hey,
- 1:39Speaker 1: he'll see it in the morning and he'll think, you
- 1:41Speaker 1: did a good job. 8.30 a.m. I get tapped on
- 1:44Speaker 1: the shoulder. He said, why did you send me a
- 1:45Speaker 1: Facebook message for an ad for turtle sweatshirts? Excuse me, sir? Yep,
- 1:50Speaker 1: the link was no longer for Timu Mystery Boxes, but
- 1:52Speaker 1: for customizable turtle sweatshirts. You put your name on it,
- 1:56Speaker 1: or your turtle's name. Since then, the ad has changed
- 1:59Speaker 1: four more times. Adam said we should get a hold
- 2:01Speaker 1: of the credit card company, and we should definitely cancel
- 2:03Speaker 1: that order, and I said, no, sir, lock the card.
- 2:06Speaker 1: I'm gonna see what happens. I forgot about it. It's
- 2:08Speaker 1: been two months, and, um... Ugh! Ugh! Yep, two packages came,
- 2:15Speaker 1: one with smaller big items, and one with like a
- 2:17Speaker 1: lot of items, so I'm gonna guess this is, it
- 2:19Speaker 1: was 50 or 100, I'm not sure. And this was,
- 2:22Speaker 1: I know, $ 300. So, you wanna know the fun part?
- 2:25Speaker 1: It comes from China, but it does not say it
- 2:27Speaker 1: comes from Timu, so we're gonna find out what this
- 2:30Speaker 1: junk is. So let's start with the smaller one, which
- 2:32Speaker 1: was 50, 75, or $ 100. I don't remember. We're gonna
- 2:36Speaker 1: start with this. Farm Fresh Butt Nuggets. Farm Fresh. Bud Nuggets!
- 2:42Speaker 1: Bomb fresh Bud Nuggets! If the rest of this goes
- 2:44Speaker 1: like this, I'm not upset. I don't know if this
- 2:46Speaker 1: actually comes from Timu. Like, there's nothing that says Timu
- 2:49Speaker 1: on any of this. Alright, what is this? Just says
- 2:52Speaker 1: horror decor. Nothing wrong with that. I know I should
- 2:56Speaker 1: probably wear gloves when I do this kind of stuff,
- 2:58Speaker 1: but I just... It's Johnny! That's Johnny from The Shining! Oh, cool!
- 3:06Speaker 1: It's like... made out of some plastic, and that stinks!
- 3:10Speaker 1: That smells like a paint store, but like a gross one.
- 3:13Speaker 1: I'm having a good time. I'm a happy bitch. I did.
- 3:17Speaker 1: I said I loved Mythical Creatures a lot. Like, not Mythical,
- 3:20Speaker 1: I like was specific, I said I loved Sasquatch, if
- 3:23Speaker 1: you know this. It says, Bigfoot is real and he
- 3:25Speaker 1: tried to eat my ass. I am wearing this to
- 3:27Speaker 1: the gym, like literally today. I am. This is a
- 3:32Speaker 1: Escar soap dispenser. Escar, like Escargo. Guys, this is a
- 3:41Speaker 1: snail soap dispenser. I said I like nature. I wanna
- 3:45Speaker 1: see if this link has changed because I'm ordering more.
- 3:47Speaker 1: It is now an ad for indestructible shoes. It's like
- 3:51Speaker 1: a mystery in the wind, we'll never know. All right,
- 3:54Speaker 1: next up we have your exclusive neon sign. Light up
- 3:58Speaker 1: your room. I don't even know what any of this
- 4:00Speaker 1: is worth. I think it was 50. The other one
- 4:03Speaker 1: was 300, but they're kind of the same size. Let's see. Yes!
- 4:12Speaker 1: Till we are ghosts and after, baby. I'm gonna put
- 4:14Speaker 1: this over my bed. I really love this. Oh, I like,
- 4:17Speaker 1: I like, I like. I feel like my best friend
- 4:19Speaker 1: is shopping for me. They asked me like 25, 50 questions. Wait,
- 4:23Speaker 1: it's a box. Please remove protective film. Guys! It's one
- 4:29Speaker 1: of those bookshelves. Hold on. This is supposed to be
- 4:32Speaker 1: kind of like a fidget. So inside it is a
- 4:36Speaker 1: little bookshelf. And then you get all of these books.
- 4:40Speaker 1: You put them in and then you shake it up.
- 4:42Speaker 1: They're like actually decent books. So you put them all
- 4:45Speaker 1: in the book thing and then you shake them out
- 4:46Speaker 1: and then you have to put them all back in again.
- 4:48Speaker 1: Do I have the patience? No. Dude, this is pretty cool. Bro!
- 4:52Speaker 1: Next up is a little box. Colored salamander. Oh, I
- 4:56Speaker 1: hope you're not a real salamander. Nope, looks like some
- 4:58Speaker 1: kind of plug-in thing, interesting. Oh my gosh! That's gonna
- 5:03Speaker 1: light up and it has like a little salamander in there. Oh,
- 5:05Speaker 1: that's not even a salamander, that's an axolotl. Um, banana.
- 5:09Speaker 1: What's an um, banana? It's fal- oh, it is, I
- 5:12Speaker 1: was gonna say it was a wiener. It's an umbrella
- 5:16Speaker 1: that goes in a banana. That is freaking cool. That
- 5:21Speaker 1: is like the tits McGee, bro. I will be keeping that.
- 5:24Speaker 1: I'm keeping all of this so far. Everything is so mangled.
- 5:28Speaker 1: I come in peace. I just be fussing, dude. Live
- 5:33Speaker 1: in my life with an alien. I have a spine
- 5:35Speaker 1: down my back and I'm still alien. I'm an alien.
- 5:39Speaker 1: That's where you live. So small. Um. Just don't look
- 5:45Speaker 1: for a sec, I'll be right back. I want to
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- 5:51Speaker 1: you have been there for literally days. Yeah, sorry. I'll
- 5:55Speaker 1: get up. No, it's okay, but like, are you okay? Well,
- 6:03Speaker 1: I don't really know how to explain it. I think
- 6:06Speaker 1: I understand. Everything's just been, um, been like a lot lately.
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- 6:20Speaker 1: literally have a hundred things to do, but I just,
- 6:24Speaker 1: I can't and just don't want to get out of
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- 7:12Speaker 1: what do you want to do today? I don't know
- 7:14Speaker 1: if this is going to inflate. I've been like this
- 7:18Speaker 1: for a very long time now. Let's wait it out
- 7:20Speaker 1: a little bit longer. Guys, this just might be one
- 7:24Speaker 1: of those Teemu things. I live my life inside of you.
- 7:29Speaker 1: There's something in the toadstool. Guys, it's just not filling up.
- 7:34Speaker 1: And I can't breathe. This is what it was supposed
- 7:37Speaker 1: to look like. This is where we're at. Alright, I tried.
- 7:43Speaker 1: I tried. I did my best. I'm getting claustrophobic. Oh,
- 7:47Speaker 1: my sweet baby Jesus. Mother Mary, get me out. It's
- 7:51Speaker 1: quite scary. Okay, so all of that for 50 bucks? Deal.
- 7:55Speaker 1: The costume and spirit alone would have been 75. LED
- 7:58Speaker 1: light thing on Amazon, I bought them. They're like 60. Steal. Okay,
- 8:01Speaker 1: now we're gonna go into something else. $ 300. What have
- 8:05Speaker 1: you brought me? I will pay that. I don't know
- 8:09Speaker 1: what this is. Who are you? Are you a puppet?
- 8:12Speaker 1: It has a zipper. Oh my God. Oh my gosh,
- 8:16Speaker 1: it is a freaking purse. Hold the front door. I
- 8:19Speaker 1: don't care the cost. She's mine. Oh my God, her
- 8:22Speaker 1: name is Francine. I don't care the cost. Gucci who?
- 8:26Speaker 1: Gucci who? Your name is Gucci Pucci. I love her.
- 8:29Speaker 1: I swear, I gave this person all my info. They
- 8:31Speaker 1: snuck into my house while I was gone, went through it, and...
- 8:36Speaker 1: Bought me stuff. I like how I have no idea
- 8:38Speaker 1: until I open it. I see some interesting things though.
- 8:40Speaker 1: What are you, what is this? I am, I am confusion.
- 8:43Speaker 1: It's just a thing with buttons of numbers you can push.
- 8:46Speaker 1: Guitar chords! So this goes on your guitar. I don't
- 8:51Speaker 1: play guitar. Maybe I'll start. It'll be nice, yes. Well,
- 8:54Speaker 1: we learn something new every day. Guys, guys, these are
- 8:58Speaker 1: little pills. It's a little people. There's a little people
- 9:01Speaker 1: inside each one of these. This is a lady with
- 9:03Speaker 1: a handbag. This is a man sitting. This is a child.
- 9:08Speaker 1: I do wanna eat them. I'm not gonna lie to you.
- 9:10Speaker 1: These are the kind of shit that I put in
- 9:12Speaker 1: my purse and then every time I went to a
- 9:14Speaker 1: public restroom, I would put these on the toilet seat
- 9:18Speaker 1: or something. Shh, I didn't say that, don't. Can't see
- 9:23Speaker 1: something with chickens. Chicken shirt. Is this an apron? Oh
- 9:29Speaker 1: my god, it's an apron that you can put eggs in.
- 9:32Speaker 1: It's an egg getting apron. I will actually use this.
- 9:34Speaker 1: I will actually use it. We have a sticker. I
- 9:37Speaker 1: don't know what it says. It kind of looks like Spongebob.
- 9:40Speaker 1: Maybe it's Spongebob. I'm ugly and I'm proud. I'm going
- 9:44Speaker 1: to put this on my car. And I don't want
- 9:45Speaker 1: to hear you say anything about it. Remember how I
- 9:47Speaker 1: said I think they snuck it in my house? And
- 9:49Speaker 1: they must have got a good look. Next up. Next
- 9:54Speaker 1: up we have... Whose horse is that? Look at that.
- 10:01Speaker 1: Look at that! It's Adam. It's... It's Adam. It's Adam.
- 10:05Speaker 1: He's so sad! Stop it! This is fun and I
- 10:10Speaker 1: don't want it to stop. Next up... Oh my lord.
- 10:14Speaker 1: What are these? They're socks. They're fluffy socks with sad faces.
- 10:18Speaker 1: I will wear these, 10 out of 10. I'm gonna
- 10:20Speaker 1: rate everything now. Something else with chickens. Chicken basket. Oh
- 10:25Speaker 1: my gosh, it is for collecting eggs. Again, it's like
- 10:28Speaker 1: a little egg collector. I love that. 10 out of 10.
- 10:31Speaker 1: Got a mystery. Oh my god. I don't like this.
- 10:35Speaker 1: It's a chaff. It's a chaff. It's a little hard chaff.
- 10:42Speaker 1: Oh god. I see chickens again. What is this? Is
- 10:48Speaker 1: this pajamas? Or is it a jumpsuit? Yo. Look at this.
- 10:52Speaker 1: It's a pantsuit with just crazy shit going on. Look
- 10:58Speaker 1: at this. It's a face and hands and monsters. 20
- 11:03Speaker 1: out of 10. I'm gonna wear this like as an outfit,
- 11:05Speaker 1: not as pajamas. I don't think it is pajamas. It
- 11:08Speaker 1: must be. It can't be. I love it and it's
- 11:11Speaker 1: my friend now. Oh goodness. We have a hat. What
- 11:16Speaker 1: is this? Oh. Oh, I'm a Viking. This is a
- 11:22Speaker 1: 15 out of 10. I love it and I'm gonna
- 11:24Speaker 1: wear it to the christening that I have. Oh, there's
- 11:27Speaker 1: buttons to attach it. Damn. This is very emo. Very
- 11:34Speaker 1: scene queen. I was a hardcore emo kid growing up and, oh,
- 11:38Speaker 1: this is called a coon tail. Because it looks like
- 11:41Speaker 1: a raccoon tail. And I used to actually dye my
- 11:43Speaker 1: hair like this instead of having extensions. We're gonna leave
- 11:49Speaker 1: that in for the duration of the video. Rawr XD.
- 11:52Speaker 1: I'm gonna go home. Ooh, we have shoes. Nothing wrong,
- 11:57Speaker 1: they look big. They look like they won't fit me. But, oh,
- 12:00Speaker 1: cottage core. Look at that. That's so cute. Let me
- 12:06Speaker 1: try one on. Literally, look at the shoe I am wearing.
- 12:09Speaker 1: And this is the shoe they sent. Oh my God,
- 12:12Speaker 1: they kind of fit. They're not comfortable. But they're cute.
- 12:16Speaker 1: I'll donate those to someone who needs them. Guys, I'm
- 12:18Speaker 1: having fun. What is this? It's a sticker of a
- 12:21Speaker 1: man holding his boob and blowing a kiss. I'm gonna
- 12:27Speaker 1: put these together on the back of my car. I'm
- 12:32Speaker 1: not even gonna tell Adam. I'm just gonna do it
- 12:33Speaker 1: and I'll let him notice. What is this? Oh, guys.
- 12:38Speaker 1: It's a rabbit. This is the thinnest sweater I've ever
- 12:41Speaker 1: felt in my life. But look! It's giving me designer vibes,
- 12:47Speaker 1: but it's made out of paper towel. But like, cute
- 12:50Speaker 1: paper towel. 7 out of 10. Oh, we got doubles.
- 12:55Speaker 1: This is the same as the other set. I'm not
- 12:56Speaker 1: even gonna take it out. Again, 20 out of 10. Oh,
- 12:59Speaker 1: I'm nervous. Oh. Oh my god! It's Velcor! Oh my god.
- 13:06Speaker 1: Oh my god. Guys! It's Velcor. from The NeverEnding Story
- 13:16Speaker 1: with his glitter. Felgore, Felgore. You smell like an appliance
- 13:27Speaker 1: and heaven. Guys, 20, 100 out of 10. It doesn't
- 13:30Speaker 1: sit right, but it's something. More tiny people in pill form. Wow,
- 13:38Speaker 1: I never thought I'd say that. What is this? I'm nervous.
- 13:42Speaker 1: Something very small. Is this for your ear? I think
- 13:48Speaker 1: it's for your ear. It's a little eerie. 2 out
- 13:51Speaker 1: of 10. I don't like it. I did say I
- 13:52Speaker 1: like books. I'm wondering why I'm getting a lot of
- 13:54Speaker 1: like book stuff. This says it's a little book. Oh, okay.
- 13:59Speaker 1: I didn't break it. It says 3D Ruality. Oh my God,
- 14:04Speaker 1: it's fucking great. It's a little, it's a little foam.
- 14:08Speaker 1: It's a little beautiful escape. Will I ever get you
- 14:13Speaker 1: back in though? Oh, easy. Oh, guys, 10 out of 10,
- 14:18Speaker 1: 10 out of 10. How fun was that? Thought she
- 14:21Speaker 1: was magic. I think I've broken it. No, yes. Okay,
- 14:28Speaker 1: what is this? It's huge. and it's fabric and I
- 14:32Speaker 1: like it. It is, it's a sweater of a field.
- 14:37Speaker 1: Look at that. It's a field and it feels like cashmere.
- 14:42Speaker 1: Couldn't be, but feels like it. Imitation cashmere. I will
- 14:47Speaker 1: wear this, you will see me inside of this. We're
- 14:49Speaker 1: getting into some weird stuff, guys. We're getting into some
- 14:52Speaker 1: weird territory. We got finger condoms for some reason. Are
- 14:57Speaker 1: these for sewing? Cool. I will never use these, but
- 15:02Speaker 1: I'm sure I know someone who will. Oh my God.
- 15:05Speaker 1: We have an emotional support pickle. I will always be
- 15:09Speaker 1: around to let you know that you are a big dill.
- 15:12Speaker 1: A big dill. Look at that. I love you. I'm
- 15:16Speaker 1: gonna give that to Adam. We have a lot more
- 15:19Speaker 1: people in pill form. This is just a sign from
- 15:22Speaker 1: the universe that I need to put these everywhere that
- 15:25Speaker 1: I go. What the is this? It's a Bitcoin. Haha!
- 15:30Speaker 1: It's a Bitcoin! I doubt these actually have Bitcoin on them,
- 15:33Speaker 1: but it's pretty cool. And then we have a keychain
- 15:37Speaker 1: of a bookshelf. Very nice. And then we have a
- 15:40Speaker 1: little sticker that says, Manifest That Shit. Which... That's my vibe, babe.
- 15:46Speaker 1: You can't see it, but it says Manifest That Shit.
- 15:49Speaker 1: Next up we got... I don't know. It makes me nervous. Oh,
- 15:55Speaker 1: it's an apron. Cool. Let's put this on. Oh my god.
- 15:59Speaker 1: Oh my God, oh it gets, oh my God. It
- 16:03Speaker 1: just keeps getting better, hold on guys. That is the
- 16:06Speaker 1: banana hammock and I'm here to play. I'm leaving this on.
- 16:09Speaker 1: All right, next up we got nail stickers of smiley faces.
- 16:15Speaker 1: More people and pills, more people and pills. Oh, I've
- 16:22Speaker 1: always wanted to put this in my mouth and I'm
- 16:24Speaker 1: not even gonna wash it, so you can judge me.
- 16:31Speaker 1: What is this for? I need you to tell me
- 16:34Speaker 1: what this is for because it does make me nervous.
- 16:38Speaker 1: That tasted like it might give me cancer. Oh my gosh,
- 16:41Speaker 1: dogs pooping in beautiful places, a 2024 calendar. Look at that.
- 16:48Speaker 1: Look at that little guy taking a dumpy wumpy. Oh
- 16:52Speaker 1: my gosh. Oh, beauty. Look at that guy just pooping. Oh! Yes! Oh,
- 17:07Speaker 1: just pooping in grace. Just shiting down the hill. Everything's good.
- 17:14Speaker 1: That's my favorite, I've done that. Where it says no dumping. Shh.
- 17:18Speaker 1: Just having a good time, opening my surprises. What is this?
- 17:24Speaker 1: This is a jumpsuit. I would wear this to bed.
- 17:28Speaker 1: I would not wear this in the world, but it's
- 17:30Speaker 1: a jumpsuit. And I give it a five out of 10.
- 17:33Speaker 1: What do we have here? I like it. Who are you?
- 17:36Speaker 1: Please reach out to me. I'm sure maybe you looked
- 17:39Speaker 1: into who I was and saw what I do. I
- 17:42Speaker 1: need you in my life because you understand me, person
- 17:45Speaker 1: who put this mystery box together. You understand me. It's
- 17:50Speaker 1: Sasquatch stained glass. It's art. The purest form, glazed plastic.
- 17:57Speaker 1: I am in ecstasy. What else we got? We got
- 18:00Speaker 1: nail stickers that are dogs. I said I love dogs.
- 18:06Speaker 1: I have a, ooh, a ring. It looks huge, though. Ooh,
- 18:09Speaker 1: size nine, I might have a finger. Wow. Little thick
- 18:16Speaker 1: moonstone ring. I'll wear it, she's cute. Just a few more, guys.
- 18:23Speaker 1: We have, oh, I love it. It's a glass ball.
- 18:28Speaker 1: with a storm cloud lightning in it. And it goes
- 18:31Speaker 1: in here. That's my favorite weather. I really do like that, guys.
- 18:35Speaker 1: I really enjoy that. That's beautiful. And what is... You
- 18:39Speaker 1: had to put in a few favorite movies. One was
- 18:42Speaker 1: The Shining. This was another one. It's a Halloween town tote.
- 18:49Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Beautiful. No one loves me. I have
- 18:56Speaker 1: another Bitcoin. This one is in Um, it's silver. It's fun.
- 19:01Speaker 1: We have ourselves a little... Oh, it works! A little
- 19:04Speaker 1: slot machine! Oh, cute. Let's see if I can win.
- 19:12Speaker 1: First one! I got sevens across the board! Will it
- 19:16Speaker 1: happen again? Oh, maybe it just... It didn't do it again. Wow.
- 19:25Speaker 1: I should try my luck. Uh-huh. And what's the last
- 19:28Speaker 1: thing we have here? Oh my gosh. Guys, we have
- 19:33Speaker 1: a rubber ducky. But it's not just a rubber ducky.
- 19:36Speaker 1: The rubber ducky has a cowboy hat. Wait, he's got
- 19:42Speaker 1: some sunglasses. Gotta hide his little ducky eyes. What else, dude?
- 19:47Speaker 1: I can't. oh he has stickers like is he for
- 19:49Speaker 1: your dash or something oh I'm confused now I'm confused
- 19:55Speaker 1: little ducky has a machine stick that right there and
- 20:01Speaker 1: he's got him a chain necklace okay we're sending a
- 20:05Speaker 1: lot of different messages here We got thug, thug daddy,
- 20:09Speaker 1: pee diddy ducky. Alright guys, thank you so much for
- 20:12Speaker 1: coming in. Did I get scammed? If I spent $ 400
- 20:16Speaker 1: on all of this? Teemu prices are kind of here
- 20:19Speaker 1: or there, you know what I mean? I'm gonna go
- 20:20Speaker 1: put these stickers on my car. I'll show ya. And then, um, yeah,
- 20:25Speaker 1: let me know. Do you have any other ideas for videos?
- 20:27Speaker 1: Drop them down below. I love just hanging out with
- 20:29Speaker 1: you guys and doing fun stuff. So, until next time,
- 20:32Speaker 1: stay cool, Boo Crew. Stay safe. Stay weird. And I
- 20:36Speaker 1: love you. Subscribe! Don't be a wiener. Bye! I just
- 20:40Speaker 1: put it on. Look. It says, I'm ugly and I'm proud. Okay,
- 20:46Speaker 1: let's get out of- Adam! Adam! Come look at my
- 20:50Speaker 1: new stickers. Come here. Come look at my new car stickers. No,
- 20:55Speaker 1: they're not offensive at all. Not even a little. I'd
- 20:58Speaker 1: say they're PG, family rated. Am I gonna be offensive? Oh, shit.
- 21:09Speaker 1: What do you think, though? That's me. No, it's not you. No,
- 21:12Speaker 1: it is. Look at it. That's me. But isn't that phenomenal?
- 21:15Speaker 1: Have you never seen a better sticker in your life? Like,
- 21:17Speaker 1: people are going to take pictures of that. I know it.