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Hour 3 - Mad Maxx · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: It's a small world, after all, it's a small small world.
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  Speaker 1: And it's our number three of the Band Maveler Show,
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  Speaker 1: which is a radio show that became a podcast. Now
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  Speaker 1: it's a podcast that was a radio show. So what
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  Speaker 1: is the real truth as to why the Ravens Knicks
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  Speaker 1: the Max Crosby trayed Crosby. He hinted that there was
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  Speaker 1: some real truth, but it's not out yet. Also, Matt Leinert,
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  Speaker 1: the old quarterback at the University of Southern California, is
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  Speaker 1: refusing to allow USC to unretire his jersey number. What's
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  Speaker 1: your read on this one? And also what is the word?
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  Speaker 1: What is the word? For Dodger Stars show? Hey Otani
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  Speaker 1: making one hundred and twenty five million from endorsements, not
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  Speaker 1: playing endorsements. We'll discuss that humdinger of a story right
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  Speaker 1: now here. It is also the Queen of Hearts with
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  Speaker 1: Lorena and you don't know what else is gonna pop up.
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  Speaker 1: It's our number three, Meg Wait, Megwaite's Mad Max? What
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  Speaker 1: is that? Mad Max? Welcome in the beginning of another
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  Speaker 1: our lead story this hour not from the World Baseball
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  Speaker 1: Classic where Aaron Judge sucked at a time you cannot suck.
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  Speaker 1: But instead we go to Vegas where the Raiders, well
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  Speaker 1: they sucked at a time he couldn't suck. They made
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  Speaker 1: a trade, and then the trade didn't happen, and then
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  Speaker 1: there's all kind of crazy stuff happened. So post mortem
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  Speaker 1: on the trade that wasn't a trade, but it was
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  Speaker 1: a trade, and then it wasn't a trade. And yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so if you're not not but following it, maybe you
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  Speaker 1: haven't heard the latest other So the Raiders defensive end,
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  Speaker 1: Max Crosby said he was quote livid, quote and quote confused.
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  Speaker 1: Those are his adjectives that he used close quote by
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  Speaker 1: the Ravens decision to back it up, now back out
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  Speaker 1: of it. Back it up, now, back out of it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the trade that would have could have should have sent
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  Speaker 1: Max Crosby to eat as many Crab Prize as he
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  Speaker 1: wants in Baltimore and hang out with sports with Coleman.
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  Speaker 1: Crosby said, quote, no one will ever admit what the
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  Speaker 1: real truth is. Ultimately, it doesn't matter. Crosby said, I
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  Speaker 1: am where I am supposed to be. Close quote Crosby
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  Speaker 1: saying that on a fledgling podcast with friends and family
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  Speaker 1: who are listening to that podcast and some Raider fanboys.
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  Speaker 1: So that is a good jumping off point. Let us
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  Speaker 1: discuss the question. Since he did not go there there,
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  Speaker 1: Max Crosby, that gives us an opportunity to jump off
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  Speaker 1: on that point. So the question for the esteem panel,
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  Speaker 1: what is the quote real truth close quote as to
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  Speaker 1: why the Ravens nixed the Max Crosby trade. Now, again,
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  Speaker 1: that's what Max Crosby said, said, no one will ever
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  Speaker 1: admit what the real truth is. That's a verbatim word
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  Speaker 1: for a word. Quote. So I've got Clareton Tommy's chili
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  Speaker 1: cheese fries that really hit you right about three in
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  Speaker 1: the morning, and swallows, and we will combine all of
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  Speaker 1: these things together and we are going to have a
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  Speaker 1: barn burner. We're gonna have a barn burner, all right.
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  Speaker 1: So first of all, this is embarrassing with a capital
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  Speaker 1: E for both sides. Everyone comes out of this with
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  Speaker 1: stank on them everyone, the Ravens and Max Crosby. It
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  Speaker 1: is bush league, is what it is. And let's start
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  Speaker 1: with Crosby. Now, he goes on this podcast which God
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  Speaker 1: only knows who's listening to that. Like I said, I've
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  Speaker 1: never even heard of it. He's like real truth. He's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the real truth, you know? Okay, okay, So you say
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  Speaker 1: no one will ever admit the real truth. That's your
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  Speaker 1: quote on a podcast in a microphone, and you supposedly
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  Speaker 1: know what the real truth is. Say it, say the truth.
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  Speaker 1: You right there, you had again microphone. Instead of spilling
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  Speaker 1: the tea, didn't want to spill the tea. He poured
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  Speaker 1: it into a sippy cup to not spill the good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And he didn't spill the good Why would you turn
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  Speaker 1: to a sippy cup? What are you doing? Yeah? Rather shocking,
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  Speaker 1: But that's that's the reality here, a little apple juice,
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  Speaker 1: little mystery and all that. Nobody's satisfied. And as we said,
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  Speaker 1: the Ravens they need we said this the other day,
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  Speaker 1: they need some cleraton because what happened here the moment
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  Speaker 1: they traded for Max Crosby before the trade was official official,
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  Speaker 1: they made the trade for Max Crosby. Okay, fine, you
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  Speaker 1: made the trade, Crosby. The Ravens officials started sneezing. They
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  Speaker 1: had the running note, they had the itchy eyes, they
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  Speaker 1: had the the throat was a little messed up, the
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  Speaker 1: nose was stuffed up. They had all that, and the
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  Speaker 1: allergies popped up. They needed some clarety and they got
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  Speaker 1: right to the edge of the finish line and suddenly
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  Speaker 1: they are hunted by his spooky goblin. It's kind of
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  Speaker 1: like going to Outback. Go to Outback. You order a
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  Speaker 1: steak at Outback, not the bloomin onion, just the steak.
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  Speaker 1: You get the steak, and then you send it back
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  Speaker 1: and you tell the waiters says, listen, that steak is
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  Speaker 1: too steaky. But you ordered, you ordered steak, but I
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  Speaker 1: know it's too steaky.
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  Speaker 2: What is that?
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  Speaker 1: Crosby saying that he's now happy with the Raiders also
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  Speaker 1: rang hallow for me. So he's like he's said, I
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  Speaker 1: am I'm happy to be with the Raiders and that
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  Speaker 1: while also being livid over not being traded to the Ravens.
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  Speaker 1: Make it make sense because it sounds like a lot
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  Speaker 1: of nonsense, sounds like a lot of nonsense. You wanted out.
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  Speaker 1: Crosby demanded a trade. I get it. He didn't like
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  Speaker 1: Alice Guerrero. Nobody likes Alex Guerrero than Tom Brady. He
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  Speaker 1: wanted out with the Raiders, and he wanted out, which
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  Speaker 1: the Raiders granted him the trade. And now you're mad
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  Speaker 1: because you're like, well, I didn't get out. I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to get out, and now I'm happy that I'm staying.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, which lane is he in? The fast lane?
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  Speaker 1: Is he in the middle lane, the slow lane, he's
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  Speaker 1: in the confused lane? Stay in yard lane, as the
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  Speaker 1: great LeVar Ball would say. Now, secondly to college football,
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  Speaker 1: we go. The men of Troy haven't been very good
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  Speaker 1: in college football in a while. However, back in the
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  Speaker 1: glory days when they were the top dog in college football,
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  Speaker 1: they had a quarterback named Matt l Heinert who was
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  Speaker 1: writing the coattails of Reggie Bush. So the former quarterback,
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  Speaker 1: Matt Liinert says that USC has asked him multiple times
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  Speaker 1: if they could unretire his number eleven Jersey. And they
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  Speaker 1: asked that because they had some recruits that really wanted
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  Speaker 1: that number. And so they called up Matt Liner. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: Matt what's going on here? It's Joe Blow here over
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  Speaker 1: at sc Okay, Hi, Joe Blow, what's going on? Yeah? Hey, Matt.
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  Speaker 1: So there's this guy. He's he's a pompous, spoiled schmuck,
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  Speaker 1: and he's like he runs really fast, really really fast,
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  Speaker 1: and we'd like to have him on the team, and
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  Speaker 1: he wants number eleven. Uh, would you give that up? No?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not giving them, but for the for the Trojans,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Matt, the men of true No, No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not giving that up. Just pay him some more money. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, There you go. Lionerd, in an interview, recently
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  Speaker 1: told USC he said, absolutely the effing not. I am
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  Speaker 1: never going to unretire my jersey for some random dude who,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, Liner said, could now wear eleven and
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  Speaker 1: transfer after a year. Close quote question, Matt Lioner refusing. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Matt Liner refusing to allow USC to unretire his jersey number.
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  Speaker 1: What's your read on this one? All right, So let
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  Speaker 1: me begin by saying this that Matt Lioner is one
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  Speaker 1: thousand percent correct to be pigheaded, to be stubborn on
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  Speaker 1: this one. Just be as stubborn as a mule. And
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  Speaker 1: that's the way to go. I agree, USC gave him
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  Speaker 1: the ultimate honor for a football player and any athlete,
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  Speaker 1: and now they want to undo the honor because some
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  Speaker 1: hot shot, nil kid with a fat collective check wants
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  Speaker 1: the digits. And to that, I say three words, get
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  Speaker 1: out of here, is what I say. And Matt Lioner,
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  Speaker 1: he's from the old country. Matt Line's not that old,
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  Speaker 1: but he's from the old country, back when players got
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  Speaker 1: money and Manila envelopes that were left inside a bag
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  Speaker 1: of Tommy's Chili cheese fries at the Hollywood location at
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  Speaker 1: three in the morning, not some fancy wire transfer where
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  Speaker 1: the business is a racket and it's all, it's all,
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  Speaker 1: that's a plague. And again we support the players getting paid.
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  Speaker 1: What's happened has been the wild, wild West, and in
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  Speaker 1: evily what's going to happen is there'll be an over
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  Speaker 1: correction to the market. And the politicians who have already
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  Speaker 1: started snooping around, they've got a blue ribbon panel. They're
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  Speaker 1: going to come up with all these ideas to fix
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  Speaker 1: college sports. And of course fixing college sports is only
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  Speaker 1: going to screw it up even more so that's the
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  Speaker 1: way it goes here. Here's my position on this, and
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  Speaker 1: this is I've been very consistent if you've been listening
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  Speaker 1: to the show here, we have long advocated behind these
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  Speaker 1: microphones of the bully pulpit for years to just not
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  Speaker 1: retire numbers. I don't care if you're Babe Ruth or
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  Speaker 1: Wayne Gretzky, or Tom Brady or Michael Jordan or anyone else.
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  Speaker 1: Just don't do it. Just say no. Just say no.
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  Speaker 1: It is a mathematical dead end, and it becomes addictive.
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  Speaker 1: It's addiction, and people there's no treatment for this. The
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  Speaker 1: Yankees have it. They have a chronic case of this.
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  Speaker 1: What are they gonna do? The Yankees are so addicted
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  Speaker 1: to the dopamine hit from retiring numbers that everyone's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be wearing triple digits within our lifetimes. Within our life,
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to number one oh seven for the New
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  Speaker 1: York Yankee's number two oh eight. It's coming down the pike.
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  Speaker 1: It's coming down the pike. It is It's like a
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  Speaker 1: bingo hall with numbers. So we have activated the Mather
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  Speaker 1: think take we have a solution. We have a solution.
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  Speaker 1: It's a solution that we have long recommended here and
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  Speaker 1: for those of you that have not been listening, welcome
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  Speaker 1: to the show. And here's what you do. It's ring
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  Speaker 1: around the rosier, in this case, ring around the stadium
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  Speaker 1: and the ring of honor. You circle the stadium with
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  Speaker 1: all your legends. You retire the name, right, nobody disagrees.
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  Speaker 1: You retire the name, not the number. It was the
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  Speaker 1: great Dale Carnegie who taught me that a person's name
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  Speaker 1: is the sweetest sound of any language. So put their
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  Speaker 1: name on the stadium and that's it. And say their name,
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  Speaker 1: and it's a teachable moment. You put the name on
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  Speaker 1: the wall, you keep the jersey number on the field.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. All right, final thought to baseball, we go,
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  Speaker 1: but not not the World Baseball Classic. Instead, I read
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  Speaker 1: that Doc Rodgers star show. Hey Otani, you know how
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  Speaker 1: much he's gonna make this year from endorsements. You got
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  Speaker 1: a number in your head, Okay, you want to go higher?
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  Speaker 1: You should probably go real high, real real yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So the number we are told an estimated one hundred
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  Speaker 1: and twenty five million, one hundred and twenty five million
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  Speaker 1: from endorsements this year. That is the highest total. Sounds
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  Speaker 1: like the highest total in baseball. It is it is
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  Speaker 1: the highest total ever in endorsements for an athlete. That
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  Speaker 1: is more than ten times any other Major League baseball
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  Speaker 1: player is going to be earning off the field. So
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  Speaker 1: is Otani ten times better than every other player in baseball?
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  Speaker 1: When it comes to marketing? He is absolutely ten times better.
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  Speaker 1: So the question is this, what's the word? What is
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  Speaker 1: the word for sho Heltani making a hundred and twenty
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  Speaker 1: five million from endorsements? What's the word? So the calendar
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  Speaker 1: flips and right on Q, right on queue, the Saint
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  Speaker 1: Shohy pr machine starts cranking out these stories every spring.
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  Speaker 1: I did a similar story last year. There was a
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  Speaker 1: story about endorsements. The year before, there was a story
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  Speaker 1: about how much the Dodgers were gonna make from endorsements
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  Speaker 1: because of Otani. It is the annual return of the
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  Speaker 1: swallows to Capistrano, to San Juan Capistrano, or that rodent
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  Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania punk Satani, Phil squinting at the shadow. Now
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  Speaker 1: my word for this, Because we said, what is the word?
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  Speaker 1: What's the word for sho Heltani making one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: twenty five million from endorsements? My word is NASCAR. That
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  Speaker 1: is my word here Otani is not just a baseball player.
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  Speaker 1: He is a high exit velocity digital billboard moonlighting in
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  Speaker 1: the Dodger lineup at Chavezervin. He is the modern Dale
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  Speaker 1: Earnhardt Buggety Buggety, Buggety Buggety. Yeah, sure, just completely decked
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  Speaker 1: out from head to toe with corporate decals every single swing,
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  Speaker 1: every single time he throws the ball. It's like those
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  Speaker 1: old human stupid uh you know, the stupid human tricks
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  Speaker 1: for the cameras. Now, I've not been to Tokyo. I
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  Speaker 1: have some friends of mine that have traveled there, and
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  Speaker 1: they tell me, when you go to Tokyo, it's it's cool.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot of neon, a lot of lights, a
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  Speaker 1: lot going on in big city, massive city, right, global,
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  Speaker 1: international city, all that stuff. And when you go there,
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  Speaker 1: you look around and it's sensory overload because everywhere you
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  Speaker 1: look is this neon deity Otani everywhere all over Tokyo.
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  Speaker 1: Like Otani is the He's the mascot for for that city.
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  Speaker 1: Even Michael Jordan, the King of Kings, when it comes
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  Speaker 1: to this kind of thing, the gold standard as a
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  Speaker 1: pitch man, Michael Jordan, even Jordan would blush at how thoroughly.
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  Speaker 1: Otani has sold his likeness off. Good for him, He's
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  Speaker 1: playing the system. This is why Otani allowed the Dodgers
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  Speaker 1: to defer ninety nine percent of his loot ninety nine
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  Speaker 1: percent of his contract. He's just yeah, whatever, I just
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  Speaker 1: leave it out. And he'll skid daddle when his career
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  Speaker 1: is done with the Dodgers. He'll skid daddle out of
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  Speaker 1: California once he hits middle age. Otani cut away from California,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, the Dodgers will start cutting those gazillion
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  Speaker 1: dollar checks and all that for decades once he's done playing,
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  Speaker 1: and he will, of course avoid paying taxes to the
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  Speaker 1: People's Republic of California. He'll get out of here and
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  Speaker 1: show a he should teach a class. This is a
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  Speaker 1: master class on how to play the system in baseball
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  Speaker 1: right now, just like he toys with the Rockies and
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  Speaker 1: the Podres and the Giants and the Diamondbacks during the
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  Speaker 1: regular season. It is a year round, a year round
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  Speaker 1: marketing circus, and there is no end insight. There is
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  Speaker 1: that's all about. No such thing does not exist. It's
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  Speaker 1: listening to Max Crosby attempt to talk on his barely
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  Speaker 1: listen to podcast was embarrassing. The dude has weak knees
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  Speaker 1: and no brain. Good luck being a Raiders from the
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  Speaker 1: Free Food account, Reggie says, I would suspect Max Crosby
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  Speaker 1: failed due to the concerns about the long term prognosis
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  Speaker 1: of his knee. I had my meniscus removed and I
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  Speaker 1: still have issues with it popping out. Reggie, I promise
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  Speaker 1: you he did not fail his physical. And because if
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  Speaker 1: he failed his physical, how's he gonna play for the Raiders.
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna miss the season? Yeah right, exactly enough of that.
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  Speaker 1: Super Marcus Steem says, talking about retire jerseys for the
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  Speaker 1: Yankees like a man who is in his first dynasty
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  Speaker 1: for his ball club. Tell me, Ben, how many retired
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  Speaker 1: jerseys are gonna come off of the Dodgers era. I'm
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  Speaker 1: counting at least six, possibly if Bakers doesn't. I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: retire anyone's number. I wouldn't retire Freddy Freeman or Mookie
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  Speaker 1: Betts or show Heil Tani. I wouldn't retire. I'd un retire.
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  Speaker 1: All the numbers have a ring of honor. Put them
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  Speaker 1: all in the Ring of honor. Put right next to
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  Speaker 1: Fernando Valezuela and Sandy Kofax and all the other Dodger
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  Speaker 1: Jackie Robinson. Put them all right there. Ring of Honor.
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  Speaker 1: Ring of you should be embarrassed. All right. Time for
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  Speaker 1: the riddle of the day. We have an international caller.
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  Speaker 1: We have an international caller. We'll get to that stand
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  Speaker 1: by international caller. But here is the Mallard riddle of
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  Speaker 1: the day. Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson shared a video of
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  Speaker 1: his blank workout, revealing that he has newfound respect for
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  Speaker 1: said workout. All right, Timmy from Busco Indiana says Lamar
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  Speaker 1: send a video out of his hot dog eating workout.
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  Speaker 1: Rebecca the ram Fan, she said, Lamar Jackson, there's a
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  Speaker 1: new respect for poll dancing workouts. I don't know about it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about Lamar, but I have respect anyone
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  Speaker 1: that's really good. There. You ladies that are good at
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  Speaker 1: the pole dancing much respect. It's a very tough skill.
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  Speaker 1: Truck Stop Fungus writes in says, oh yeah, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna read that. That was for later. We'll say that
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  Speaker 1: for a little Gerbil workout from JT the Wingman, corn
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  Speaker 1: hole from Johnny Q Slug in Vegas. Hey buddy, he's
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  Speaker 1: going with the porn hub workout slug the hostess with
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  Speaker 1: the Moses No slug, that's not that. That's your workout slug.
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  Speaker 1: That's not no, no, no. What else do we have?
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  Speaker 1: Let's see page down. My right hand was getting a
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  Speaker 1: workout Baltimore Media Free Food account got it right, obviously,
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  Speaker 1: cheating thumb wrestling from Doug in South Korea. Hula hoop
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  Speaker 1: from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota. Dat Dude says a high
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  Speaker 1: intensity workout tybo is the answer from Kathy in Madison.
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  Speaker 1: Super Mario guests by Filler Up Phil. Who else do
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  Speaker 1: we have? The I Master workout? That's old school donkey
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  Speaker 1: sausage that goes back, that goes back? Now, who else
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  Speaker 1: do we have? To see? Page Dan. We've got the
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  Speaker 1: oldies sweating to the oldies at Applebee's. That's another oldie,
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  Speaker 1: but a goodie from jess En Junction jesse n Junction.
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  Speaker 1: Wakeboard training from late Night drug tester. Who else we have?
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  Speaker 1: These are all answers to the Mallard riddle of the day.
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  Speaker 1: The Sawman in Mississippi says Lamar Jackson shared a video
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  Speaker 1: of his P ninety X workout and was very impressed.
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  Speaker 1: Who has big mac Cereal? From King Rory Page Dwan
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  Speaker 1: A far out Dave said his Jumbo Jurassic Jello gelatin
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  Speaker 1: jiggler jigglo, Jimmy crack corn jig or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's see here, Loraina, do you have an
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  Speaker 1: answer to the Mallard riddle of the day. Ravens quarterback
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  Speaker 1: Lamar Jackson recently showed a video of his blank workout,
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  Speaker 1: revealing that he has a new found respect for that workout.
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  Speaker 5: It's pilates workout.
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  Speaker 1: Pilates? Is that the answer? No Osho Texto said his
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  Speaker 1: right hand workout was the answer. That's also wrong. The
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  Speaker 1: correct answer none other than the fact that Lamar Jackson
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  Speaker 1: shared a video of his boxing workout during off season training.
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  Speaker 1: He said he had new found respect, said he was
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  Speaker 1: very tired. Let's go to the international line. Ozzie Momentum
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  Speaker 1: a fan favor. I've not heard from Ozzie Momentum in
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  Speaker 1: some time. Hello, Ozzie Momentum.
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  Speaker 6: My name Ben Mela, Hey doing might you bloody legend? Sorry?
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  Speaker 7: So long?
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  Speaker 1: Where have you been Ozzie Momentum you bloody Legends?
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  Speaker 6: Thank you?
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  Speaker 3: Loraina?
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  Speaker 8: Now, I have been all over the world just working
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  Speaker 8: in different spots, and so literally I am so far
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  Speaker 8: behind on the podcast, been able to listen, you know,
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  Speaker 8: I say yeah, I've just been you name the country,
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  Speaker 8: I've been there pretty much.
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  Speaker 1: So all right, well you listen, you got to make
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  Speaker 1: that money. Is it time to make the money, you bloke.
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  Speaker 1: You got to make your money?
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  Speaker 6: Dan straight, mate, Dan straight. So yeah, look, first of all,
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  Speaker 6: I've got I've got a few things. I wanted to
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  Speaker 6: do this when Eddie was around. That's how long ago
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  Speaker 6: I've been many to call up.
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  Speaker 1: So let's see, that's November of twenty twenty four, November.
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  Speaker 1: Not that I remember the exact date. I believe it
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  Speaker 1: was November eleventh, not that I'm keeping track, but.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, So anyway, but before I get to that, mate,
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  Speaker 6: one of the things that I've been trying to do
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  Speaker 6: is catch up on all these podcasts. I'm literally at
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  Speaker 6: March Mantainers twenty twenty five, like I haven't even gotten
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  Speaker 6: to you know, hearing your unbearable rants about the Dodgers
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  Speaker 6: and you know, winning the World Series and all.
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  Speaker 3: The rest of it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, first of all, not unbearable. It's great audio. Gold
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  Speaker 1: Pod podcast downloads to the roof. Everyone loves when I'm
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  Speaker 1: in a good mood and I'm celebrating Ozzie momentum. They
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  Speaker 1: love it. And I was in a very good mood. No, boy,
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  Speaker 1: did we lose the line Ozzie Momentum. Man, darn, I'm
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  Speaker 1: shocked at the call. I mean, that's pretty far away
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  Speaker 1: from where we are there, and you know it's anyway
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  Speaker 1: all right, I think, thank you call back, Ozzie Momentum.
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  Speaker 1: If you can't, let's say hello to see or any
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  Speaker 1: meanie mineum, let's say hello to Steve O in Manhattan. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: Steve in Manhattan, Welcome, thank you, thank you. Would you
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  Speaker 1: just throw down there?
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  Speaker 9: What are you doing, ben, distinguished panel explain the audience? Welcome?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? There he goes, there he goes. I thought you
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  Speaker 1: were whispering for some reason. I was like, what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Have you filled out your bracket? Steve?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 9: I haven't.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So here's what Here's what I want you.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to go to a Foxsports Radio dot
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  Speaker 1: listeners and see who has the best bracket. Now, if
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  Speaker 1: you get this right, Steven Manhattan, you're gonna win a
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  Speaker 1: your bracket. It's all presented by Wee Bowl Trading and Investing,
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  Speaker 1: built for you. What's on your mind, Steve Well?
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  Speaker 9: I already read the TV guide and the reader's diegest
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  Speaker 9: They say that Saint John's is going to be in
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  Speaker 9: the Final four. So I guess I cruise right into
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  Speaker 9: the last weekend. And listen, I heard that ballant last night.
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  Speaker 9: I beg the lepchon on of all days, on St.
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  Speaker 9: Patrick's Day, we believe he got robbed.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you use the word robbed? I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what robbed is the.
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  Speaker 9: Right word, because he's not he's not He's not the
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  Speaker 9: worst call. He's a talented guy.
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  Speaker 1: He's all right, hold on, hold on a sec here,
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  Speaker 1: see Mike, Mike the leprechauns. Stephen Manhattan says, you're a
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  Speaker 1: talented guy.
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  Speaker 7: Well, thank you, Steven Manhattan. I wonder if Marcella's on
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  Speaker 7: a call in today. And I am happy to have
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  Speaker 7: the worst caller of the air.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, see Stevee's happy. Steve's happy, Stephen Manhattan's happy. I know.
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  Speaker 7: Did name Marcella call in today?
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  Speaker 9: Will you have the guts?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not his mother. I don't know if he's gonna
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  Speaker 1: call it or not. He usually calls in. It's Wednesday,
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  Speaker 1: he normally calls in.
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  Speaker 7: Anyway, Steve, did you have a nice said to day
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  Speaker 7: in New York?
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  Speaker 9: In New York? Well, it was the luck of the Irish.
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  Speaker 9: The rain cleared out, the rain new to get out
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  Speaker 9: of town, and we had a nice day out here
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  Speaker 9: in Manhattan on the Saint Patrick's Day parade. It was
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  Speaker 9: very windy, right, it was windy, it was cold, but
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  Speaker 9: the sun came out. And you know sometimes even when
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  Speaker 9: it's cold that these standing in certain spots and the
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  Speaker 9: son is coming directly at you. You're in Hawaii and
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  Speaker 9: then you can walk down to.
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  Speaker 7: Ninety five degrees today, I think, so that's difference. Anyway,
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  Speaker 7: my son had a birthday party yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, I would like to learn all the
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  Speaker 1: affiliates that Michael Leprechaun's son had a birthday party.
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  Speaker 9: At the ninety nine restaurants.
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  Speaker 1: It was the ninety nine I used to do though
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  Speaker 1: when I did the stuff at Ei I did to
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  Speaker 1: do commercials for the nineties Christian.
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  Speaker 9: Christian sent you a video.
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  Speaker 3: By the way I did.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if I saw the manager.
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  Speaker 9: Oh okay, well look into Rex. All right, when are
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  Speaker 9: you coming to Boston.
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  Speaker 1: I don't check it. I don't I don't know. I'm
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  Speaker 1: still trying to figure that out. You don't check anything,
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  Speaker 1: that's true. I'm very busy getting ready for the show.
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  Speaker 9: I don't normally even at you.
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  Speaker 1: Why is he mad at me? He's not mad at me?
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  Speaker 1: What was he mad about it? He didn't say anything more.
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  Speaker 9: He wants you to come. He wants to know when
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  Speaker 9: you're coming.
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  Speaker 1: Who had that day? And you told me on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, well he can't make it that day, that's
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  Speaker 1: what you said.
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  Speaker 9: No work around Mother's Day?
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, well then we'll do the Mother's day thing.
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  Speaker 1: That's fine, We'll make that happen. All right, that's fine, Okay.
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  Speaker 7: Can I go ahead and book it today?
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  Speaker 1: So finally, I mean, I gotta see about the lorain
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  Speaker 1: is Availabile. I don't know, but that see right, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna come up Steven Manhattan. Are you gonna come up
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  Speaker 1: to Boston, Steven Manhattan to hang out with us.
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  Speaker 9: To town, and I'll wear my Tony C jersey because
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  Speaker 9: I can't wear a Yankee jersey.
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  Speaker 3: Up.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you're gonna wear some kind of disguise.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna show up. You'll be one of them. Sit
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  Speaker 1: in the back. I gotta go by the way. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta play this game. Else scre hole, put your back
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  Speaker 1: on hole. Let's play the game. Here we go. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: chep top chep. We've endured too many of this, has
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  Speaker 1: it too much?
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  Speaker 9: Or not?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Weed Man, you're there, Yes, you want to play the game?
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  Speaker 1: You called in the caller the Caller of the Year
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  Speaker 1: on the Ben Mather Show. Weed Man, hippie, don't get
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  Speaker 1: too excited.
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  Speaker 9: All right, Ollia man, All right?
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  Speaker 1: Are you actually listening to the show now?
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  Speaker 9: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe you. Here we go, question question before
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  Speaker 1: Question number one. Kevin Durant and Alfred Sengoon have sixty
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  Speaker 1: turnovers in the fourth quarter of this season? Is that
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  Speaker 1: too much or not enough?
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  Speaker 9: Not enough?
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  Speaker 1: That's right. They have eighty five turnovers in the fourth quarter.
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  Speaker 1: No other duo has more. Question number two for the
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  Speaker 1: Caller of the Year weed Man hit me. There are
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  Speaker 1: six players with four thousand or more receiving yards over
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  Speaker 1: the last three seasons. Is that too much or not enough?
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  Speaker 1: I like that you laughing? Not enough? Is that right? No?
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  Speaker 1: Too much? There's there's only four Puka cou Jamar, Chase
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  Speaker 1: mon Ross, Saint Brown and Ceedee Lamb. Question number three,
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  Speaker 1: there have only been four running backs selected in the
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  Speaker 1: top ten over the past ten years of the NFL Draft.
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  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough? I like you
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  Speaker 1: just keep saying not enough? That is correct? There have been.
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  Speaker 9: It's gonna work out.
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  Speaker 1: You're on the good stuff today. Yeah, six, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever he's got all right, he's on the good side,
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  Speaker 1: laughing and everything. It's like a laugh track God. Question
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  Speaker 1: number four. Mad Max Scherzer only needs eleven strikeouts this
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  Speaker 1: season to become the eighth pitcher in MLB history with
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  Speaker 1: three thousand and five hundred strikeouts. Is that too much
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  Speaker 1: or not enough?
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  Speaker 9: I'm not gonna believe. I'm gonna say this. Yeah, too much.
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  Speaker 1: Let's find out now, you dummy.
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  Speaker 9: It was not enough?
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  Speaker 1: It really is. He really is trusty the clown. He
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  Speaker 1: really is trusty. That not enough. Here's the eleventh Pitcher
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  Speaker 1: to do it. Last one. Here we go, weed Man,
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  Speaker 1: New Dolphins. New Dolphins quarterback Malik Willis has had my god,
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  Speaker 1: has had two hundred career pass attempts in four NFL seasons.
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  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 9: My god, not enough?
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Let's find out, weed Man, you have somehow lost. You
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  Speaker 1: said your player was just say not enough. You would
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  Speaker 1: have won if you would have said just not enough.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: All right, well, we give you a lifetime supply enough
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: and weed Man, of course you've had a life of
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  Speaker 1: nothing and a trip to nowhere. Okay, congratulations. Alright, he's crusty,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, he's crusty, the clown straight ahead, the
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  Speaker 1: Queen of hearts with Lae. We'll get to that, and
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  Speaker 1: we will do it next.
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  Speaker 5: You heard the man. It is time for love night
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  Speaker 1: A lot of questions for you, Lorene, Are you ready?
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna rapid fire? I'm ready, ready for all right.
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  Speaker 1: Ferg Dog, a highly decorated winner of the Benny Awards,
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  Speaker 1: says Lorena, what can I do to be less irresistible
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  Speaker 1: than women? I've had to beat them off with the
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  Speaker 1: stick since my double Benny Night win.
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  Speaker 5: It's so hard when you're irresistible to get people to
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  Speaker 5: leave you alone. If you don't want attention. My best
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  Speaker 5: advice is to go find a dark cave somewhere and go.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Hide in it. He already lives in a dark cave.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: That's a prob.
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  Speaker 5: They're sniffing you out. I see, yeah, that can be complicated.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you're speaking from a point of experience, Lorena.
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  Speaker 1: With people giving you attention, I feel like.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes I would like a little less attention.
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  Speaker 1: I understand. I never I never had to worry about
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: too much attention. JT the Wingman Rights Since says, I'm
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  Speaker 1: wondering if it's appropriate to wear my lucky hat while
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  Speaker 1: making love to my partner. JT.
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  Speaker 5: The Wingman, Yeah, lucky hat goes well with your lucky charms. So, uh,
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  Speaker 5: you know, luck of the Irish pot of gold. Baby,
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  Speaker 5: you know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Change in the morning, Rites Since says Lorena. Have you
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  Speaker 1: been to a drag show? I'm guessing the answer is yes,
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  Speaker 1: as it apparently is very popped there with a lot
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  Speaker 1: of women.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, not necessarily intentionally. I've been to just some.
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  Speaker 7: U Were you.
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  Speaker 1: Surprised that they were? I thought they were.
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  Speaker 5: I went to this one. It was like a club
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  Speaker 5: bar thing and they had a drag queen clown.
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  Speaker 1: He's your favorite drag queen.
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  Speaker 5: It's just got to be RuPaul's Lexus Lexus. Oh, I
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: did go to RuPaul's drag con here in Los Angeles
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: one time.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Congratulation.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: That was really cool.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Big mom in your life. It was a late night
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: drug tester? Right since says, is there really lovable losers?
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Or will I need a Benny win to get affection?
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: You know, those Bennies look real good to potential suitors.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: The more Benny is the better.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a really a great afrodisiac for women. Is
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: the Benny Award? They can't they can't say no. I
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: don't know what happened.
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: Put a nice plaque on your wall.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Fellow Mike the Leprechaun says, why is the guy always
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: expected to pay for dinner on the first date? Maybe
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: a cup of coffee is a better option.
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: If you're cheap, just say that.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Okay? Are you taking shots?
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: If you do not have the money to date? Don't
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: take a woman on a date, okay.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Truck Stop Fungus says, what that's when.
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: You can eat with your cat for free?
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: When I was dating, there was always a sign like
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: if a woman really wanted to pay, it always told
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: me she wasn't that into me. She feels bad.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to talk to this guy again.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: I should probably yah. Yeah, truck Stop Fungus says, what
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: kind of music do you suggest for seducing my wife
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: while I shave her back. Oh, that's a good one.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: I don't I don't know they have songs about carpet.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know. That's hard, Philippe writes in he says,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: how do I approach the senorita at the nursing home
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: for a date?
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: You know, maybe keep your dentures in if you have
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: your teeth. But maybe she, you know, maybe she's into
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: the no teeth thing.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Well, I think there's a lot of options with no teeth,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: depending on where you're at.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: You could learn a salsa dance that would be kind
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: of cute, like sala up to her, you know, in
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: your mouth.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Now you're talking. That's it right there. That's why we listen,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: right