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Dhar Mann Writers Room · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 1: This week on the show, we have a very popular
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  Speaker 1: YouTube channel visiting in Dharman Studios.
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  Speaker 2: Darman, with twenty five point two million subscribers as of
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  Speaker 2: today's recording date, is one of the most popular sketch channels,
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  Speaker 2: channels of short films, TV show channels, scripted content channels
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  Speaker 2: on YouTube.
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  Speaker 3: Known for their amazingly moral plays, Darman knows how to
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  Speaker 3: get the views and get people talking about their channel.
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  Speaker 4: So find yourself a rich woman, find yourself a poor woman,
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  Speaker 4: and let's see what happens when they get together. Let's
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  Speaker 4: listen in.
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  Speaker 1: Should we Maybe for people who don't know the channel.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't imagine you don't know the channel, an it's.
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  Speaker 3: Just crazy to me thinking about something that doesn't know
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  Speaker 3: what Darman is.
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  Speaker 4: I know, because what we're doing is so important and
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  Speaker 4: we really you must be living under a rock, but
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  Speaker 4: we will explain.
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  Speaker 2: It's really the most special stuff on YouTube. It's the
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  Speaker 2: most special stuff and it's so nice to be here
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  Speaker 2: with you guys talking about it. I mean, Darmann's Studios.
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  Speaker 2: If you don't know, we make really special projects.
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  Speaker 3: We're just telling stories right right, We are a real
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  Speaker 3: thing on YouTube. If you don't know, just go to YouTube,
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  Speaker 3: type in Darman and you will see a plethora of
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  Speaker 3: some of the best videos, all kind of surrounding morals
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  Speaker 3: and morality that you've ever seen in your life.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it's adults learning lessons. It's sort of these movies.
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  Speaker 4: How you know that. There's that old tweet that says
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  Speaker 4: a Lacroix tastes like if you whispered the flavor from
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  Speaker 4: the other room while you were drinking a water. That's
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  Speaker 4: sort of what Darman movies feel like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and i'd say also, we talk about our YouTube channel,
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  Speaker 1: but our main our main traffic is Facebook videos. So
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  Speaker 1: if you're on we we are, I would say maybe
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  Speaker 1: cable tv for Facebook? Right, Oh yeah, where I said
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  Speaker 1: that once recently in a minute.
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  Speaker 3: It was so genius. We all clapped, thank you so much,
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  Speaker 3: so good.
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  Speaker 5: We all until you hear this, the ending will shock you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's just we're led by Darman. Dar himself. He's
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  Speaker 2: such a hero, he's such an icon, he's such an entrepreneur.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's been such a wonderful thing to be a
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  Speaker 2: part of. I mean, as a writer's room, it's it's us,
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  Speaker 2: our children.
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  Speaker 4: And of course our grandparentsparents, our grandparents are heavily involved kids.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's a part of it.
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  Speaker 2: So to get hired in a writer's room, they call
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  Speaker 2: you not a writer, but they call you the forefront
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  Speaker 2: of your legacy, and they have you. So we're not
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  Speaker 2: necessarily writers, we're forefronts. And essentially you have to have
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  Speaker 2: a grandparent and a child you can bring into the room.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, and they all have to have packets. Nobody's brought
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  Speaker 4: in as an. I remember sitting my grandma down and going, okay,
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  Speaker 4: we need five lessons that you'd want to teach, and
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  Speaker 4: submitting those and she's like, I don't want to do.
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  Speaker 4: What is this show?
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  Speaker 1: I don't And what's so interesting though, is too like
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  Speaker 1: our grandmothers and now my kids, they are submitting sketches
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  Speaker 1: and things, and I go, no, a packet for Darmian
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  Speaker 1: is just a list of proverbs.
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  Speaker 5: You could do it on one page.
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  Speaker 3: You don't put new age proverbs or just tell me.
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  Speaker 1: The same proverb but in a different way. Right, Rich
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  Speaker 1: and poor means so much different to gen Z.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, interesting, So we guess.
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  Speaker 1: What's interesting about our room that I wonder about other
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  Speaker 1: I know they have other writer's rooms on the show,
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  Speaker 1: but we kind of just I would say reuse reduced
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  Speaker 1: recycle a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, you know what it is for me, it's
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  Speaker 3: that it's not necessarily our morals. Darman is so interested
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  Speaker 3: in morals that almost don't make sense, questions that nobody's asking,
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  Speaker 3: the questions that a seven year old would think is
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  Speaker 3: important to ask. You know, It's so like the quick
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  Speaker 3: same question of the New Age.
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  Speaker 2: It basically says, like, what if this way that this
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  Speaker 2: guy is acting, that no one's ever acted like acted
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  Speaker 2: like this, it would be bad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and to me that's the same as an SNL sketch.
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  Speaker 2: But my whole thing about us and now it's but
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  Speaker 2: you don't have to be funny all the time, guys,
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  Speaker 2: stop being so funny, being so funny.
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  Speaker 4: We don't need jokes to learn a lesson. And I
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  Speaker 4: keep watching SNL going what's the lesson of this?
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  Speaker 5: I always moral questions when Domingo goes home.
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  Speaker 4: Here's Domingo good or bad? They refuse to take us stance.
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  Speaker 5: Domingo ever been tired?
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  Speaker 6: And what if somebody was only dating to be downer
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  Speaker 6: for her money?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I think we had to talk about the fact
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  Speaker 1: that the target lady works for capitalism. Yes, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: is there someone yelling at her?
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  Speaker 3: And what if target lady was being made fun of
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  Speaker 3: at Target and bullied, if she was bullied, and if
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  Speaker 3: target lady went to Target and got bullied at Walmart?
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  Speaker 5: And you could say the same thing about normal media.
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  Speaker 1: I thought the same when I watched The White Lotus.
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  Speaker 1: Happens when this hotel goes under exactly and.
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  Speaker 4: So much subtext, which I hate. I hate that we
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  Speaker 4: have a.
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  Speaker 3: Big in our writer's room, no subtext context.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, guys, guys, guys, we're doing that thing that Darwin
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  Speaker 2: asked us to do, which is don't talk about ourselves
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  Speaker 2: or identities or or have any ownership over our personalities.
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  Speaker 6: We're not there right now. We should talk about ourselves.
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  Speaker 4: Introducers, introduce ourselves, and then say what archetype we would
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  Speaker 4: be in a lesson.
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  Speaker 1: Or yeah or yeah I love that or or or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: and what lesson you identify with?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, okay, Well I'm Crystal Irba and I I'm
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  Speaker 4: Crystal Irba, and I am I would say I am
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  Speaker 4: a uh a hard working student who found a wallet
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  Speaker 4: in her classroom. They didn't belong to her, and she
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  Speaker 4: returned it.
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  Speaker 1: I so agree that you, Crystal, Miss Crystal, Miss Crystal,
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  Speaker 1: you are so helpful and you are so wise, and
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  Speaker 1: you are so brave. Miss Crystal. Thank you, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: thank you.
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  Speaker 4: This is really nice.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you Christal. Hi everyone, my name is Darby Fartan.
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  Speaker 7: And I guess I would uh probably relate to mom
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  Speaker 7: takes in a homeless child and gives her a makeover. Yes,
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  Speaker 7: I see it, Yeah, because my kids.
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  Speaker 3: You have a child too.
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  Speaker 6: And I do have a child in the Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: you have a child.
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  Speaker 2: My mom takes in homeless child, gives them makeover. Other
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  Speaker 2: child is jealous, tries to make them dirty before putting
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  Speaker 2: the background on the street. And I know that that's
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  Speaker 2: a video we've probably made.
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  Speaker 6: I'm such a kid mom.
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  Speaker 2: I'm such a such a kid I'm using the ginger
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  Speaker 2: neutral term now for my kids.
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  Speaker 6: I'm a kid mom. They said, I don't like saying.
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  Speaker 1: Boy mom, grandmom.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, you're a kid mom.
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  Speaker 3: Don't get started again.
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  Speaker 6: My kids like my kids want to use pronouns, and
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  Speaker 6: they're using them. I'm a kid mom. I love them,
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  Speaker 6: I love them.
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  Speaker 2: It's hard for me to learn this, I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: I like to screw up a lot and then say
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  Speaker 2: I'm learning, but never change.
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  Speaker 4: I can't wait until Darman discovers the concept of gender neutrality,
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  Speaker 4: because it's going to.
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  Speaker 5: Be because the years behind the ending will shock them.
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  Speaker 6: It is going to be so much fun.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be so much fun and so much work.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we have all those well I pitched a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of them and he said, those are great.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not ready lock them in the crate.
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  Speaker 3: He said, what is that? I've never heard of that before.
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  Speaker 6: I said, we don't have time for that. So it's nice.
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  Speaker 6: Though it's fun.
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  Speaker 1: We're still doing like girl loses a lot of weight,
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  Speaker 1: gets treated differently, right, we're not ready for Ja gets.
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  Speaker 3: Plastic surgery and everybody looks at it just starting plastic surgery.
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  Speaker 4: We're just I'm so excited to open that can of worm.
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  Speaker 2: I am so stark and I just saw I think
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  Speaker 2: this is on the docu for twenty twenty eight, we're
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  Speaker 2: going to introduce one video about masks.
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  Speaker 4: Can't wait. Oh my gosh, is it? I think I
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  Speaker 4: saw a sneak peak of this coughing woman doesn't wear masks?
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  Speaker 4: Gets what's coming to her.
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  Speaker 3: It's the most ominous video darm Is ever TITLEDO Gets
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  Speaker 3: What's coming? What's coming sounds.
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  Speaker 1: Dark because ominous woman is a character. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: we've been trying to crack for a bit and we
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  Speaker 1: found her story right because we've been like ominous Woman
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  Speaker 1: like is like, well.
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  Speaker 3: That's the idea is I've tried to pitch ominous woman
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  Speaker 3: as a title seven thousand times. What is this? What
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  Speaker 3: is an ominous wolf?
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  Speaker 2: And then, of course the way it goes, it turns
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  Speaker 2: out that YouTube suggests that our audience is highly likely
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  Speaker 2: to click on an ominous woman video.
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  Speaker 6: So now he's interesting, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, and he goes, why just call an ominous
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  Speaker 1: woman what she is? A Karen? And we go no
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  Speaker 1: more tired and less less loud at the front, Yu
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  Speaker 1: at the front, at the front.
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  Speaker 4: Hair more unclear intentions.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of unclear intentions, Hi, I'm brace face Natalie. I
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  Speaker 1: have been a member of the Dharman Studios since I
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  Speaker 1: was seventeen.
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  Speaker 6: Bear, don't poke it?
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  Speaker 1: Going what?
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  Speaker 3: Nothing? I just what?
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  Speaker 6: Don't poke it?
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  Speaker 3: I think sometimes you mean need you say your last
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  Speaker 3: name first?
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  Speaker 6: Don't poke the bear?
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  Speaker 1: The bear you're poking And I wouldn't poke it.
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  Speaker 4: No, don't don't poke it.
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  Speaker 1: Brais face Natalie is the order of my name. I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't poke the bear because the end will shock you.
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  Speaker 1: I will shock you, the ending, shocking.
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  Speaker 3: The ending brace face, you've really locked ace will shock you. Well,
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  Speaker 3: it's my signature.
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  Speaker 1: I said it once. We did it for a couple
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  Speaker 1: of videos back in twenty thirteen. We stopped, and I
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  Speaker 1: still want to go back, or the beginning. Wait till
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  Speaker 1: you see the end of this is one of my
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  Speaker 1: favorite things because we used to put that was when
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  Speaker 1: the YouTube algorithm liked longer titles. Anyway, I'm braceface. I
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  Speaker 1: have been have been working in online bullying and cyber bullying,
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  Speaker 1: the separate things for a long time now.
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  Speaker 6: The one you were preventing, one you were doing.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you for cleaning that.
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  Speaker 1: So I have just been so passionate about both sides
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  Speaker 1: of cyber bullying, right and so I have so much
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  Speaker 1: I want to say. And I've just been one of
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  Speaker 1: our writers here for a really long time. I interned
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  Speaker 1: at the studio. I will never forget. I met Darr
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  Speaker 1: at a a YouTube creator's event, and he asked me
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  Speaker 1: for more chicken fingers please, and I said, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: in the catering staff, and he said, but what are
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  Speaker 1: those braces?
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  Speaker 3: So that's really the story waits morality.
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  Speaker 2: And then that week I didn't even know this because
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  Speaker 2: I was already working with darr And, and that week
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  Speaker 2: we produced a full video that was a woman with
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  Speaker 2: braces gets confused for weight staff.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, so the two things I did.
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  Speaker 3: One of our most successful videos at the time.
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  Speaker 5: It gets confused for weight because she has brace.
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  Speaker 3: That's the beautifulful thing about dhar Man. He's such a
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  Speaker 3: genius Because some of these titles, I'm like, how is
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  Speaker 3: this going to work? Who's going to click on this?
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  Speaker 3: Why would anybody click on this?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And then it gets two hundred million views the next
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  Speaker 3: day and you go, gosh, you are tapped into something
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  Speaker 3: I can't understand.
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  Speaker 1: Well, i'll tell you also, I'll say what he's also
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  Speaker 1: tapped in on is putting ourselves on the Facebook feed
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  Speaker 1: exactly where you would stop to check something or go
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  Speaker 1: get your food, or like you're scrolling right, you're you're
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  Speaker 1: your uncle and you're scrolling right and you take one
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  Speaker 1: second to talk to your wife. Where you landed is
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  Speaker 1: always where a Darman video begins.
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  Speaker 4: He's a master of awareness, right, sort of room of
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  Speaker 4: requirement rules. Yea Darman will always fill the gap and
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  Speaker 4: the void of whenever you need it most. And I'm
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  Speaker 4: trying to find people so that they can find the
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  Speaker 4: lesson they need.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly, and that lesson will turn over into another lesson,
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  Speaker 1: like if you left and something is about like a
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  Speaker 1: woman being poor, suddenly it'll be that woman with braces, right,
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  Speaker 1: And that's just the turnover we got. Yes, yes, speaking
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  Speaker 1: of turnover.
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  Speaker 3: Oh stop, thank you your favorite dessert. I can't stop
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  Speaker 3: talking about apple turnover.
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  Speaker 4: I love it outside down you're a silly little mini
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  Speaker 4: fridge full of apple turnovers in the office fridge.
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  Speaker 3: I can't I love it so much.
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  Speaker 1: Time you said take that hot pocket and put it
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  Speaker 1: around around.
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  Speaker 2: It's you always know where you are because there's a
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  Speaker 2: little a trail of flaky pastry crumbs everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: And the liquid from a pie turnover are not easy
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  Speaker 3: to keep on a plate. Tell you that you.
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  Speaker 4: Know you're always handseling greteling your way around the office.
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  Speaker 3: So why do we need and the.
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  Speaker 6: Top a bottle? It's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: There'sously no crafty at Darman that you bring in these
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  Speaker 1: little turnovers.
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  Speaker 4: There shouldn't be. By the way, there shouldn't be. I'm
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  Speaker 4: so excited for our video. Greedy actor demands craft service food. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: gets what's coming to us?
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, we are really leading it to the gets what's
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  Speaker 3: coming to him?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I will say.
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  Speaker 2: The biggest insult at Darman Studios is U you gave
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  Speaker 2: me an idea?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. That
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  Speaker 4: actor is going to look a lot like you.
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  Speaker 1: I remember one of our actors threw a bag of
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  Speaker 1: fritos at me and I went, you gave me a
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  Speaker 1: ninety Oh jeez.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well he wasn't even supposed to have those FreeDOS.
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  Speaker 2: He probably stole those, he.
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  Speaker 1: Stolen why sorry.
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  Speaker 6: Oh maybe he was homeless.
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  Speaker 3: Hopeless actors steals onion rings. Gets what's coming to it?
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  Speaker 6: We had to stop.
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  Speaker 3: Doing stop using the word hopeless too. But we use
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  Speaker 3: the word yeah, we do.
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  Speaker 1: And here's the thing. We try the house. It doesn't
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  Speaker 1: get clicked.
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  Speaker 4: Unfortunately, our audience does not click on the house.
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  Speaker 3: That's on you, that's on you, that's on you anyway.
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  Speaker 3: My name is Meal Sophia. I am one of the writers.
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  Speaker 3: I've been a writer for a little bit and I also,
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  Speaker 3: you do see me in some of the videos, and
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  Speaker 3: I say, hyphan nitty Darmon doesn't pay me to act.
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  Speaker 3: I get paid for the writing I do. We each
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  Speaker 3: get paid about fifteen dollars an hour for writing. And
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  Speaker 3: it's so good, it's so fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: Scro gets chosen. You get five dollars.
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  Speaker 4: You get five dollars and spend five dollars wherever you want.
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  Speaker 3: Is that the And that's the craziest because usually the
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  Speaker 3: fifteen dollars he pays us, ten dollars of that needs
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  Speaker 3: to be spent at Darman Studios to buy more Darmont products.
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  Speaker 3: It's yes, It's kind of like how old mining towns
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  Speaker 3: would set up for the miners. You would they would
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  Speaker 3: own the grocery store and they would own everything. So
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  Speaker 3: the miners would spend their mining bucks at.
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  Speaker 4: Those and we're neglecting to mention the ten dollars of
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  Speaker 4: Darbucks that we get to spend.
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  Speaker 3: I love Darbucks. I'm saving up for a lollipop, five
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  Speaker 3: hundred darbus for a lollipop.
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  Speaker 4: I'm saving up for a digital camera thousand doarbucks.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saving up to get my keys back.
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  Speaker 6: I just got something with my bugs a flipcam.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, how long did it take you to
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  Speaker 4: cash it for a flipcam?
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  Speaker 2: Well, let's just say I was saving when they were
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  Speaker 2: in stock, when they were being manufactured.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, I think my morality lesson that is probably rich
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  Speaker 3: banker needs to learn that the people that serve him
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  Speaker 3: coffee are people too. That's like a big you know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you are our resident Wall Street guys.
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  Speaker 5: You are so good at writing like guys and ties.
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  Speaker 3: They learn to need a guy in a tie who's rude.
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  Speaker 3: You come to my stall? Oh yeah, you come to
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  Speaker 3: my stall.
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  Speaker 6: Can I say what I like about yours?
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  Speaker 2: When I like about all dar Man videos is you
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  Speaker 2: know the lesson right from the title. And these people
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  Speaker 2: start acting so bad and so awful and they don't
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  Speaker 2: change until the last thirty seconds.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah right, they're so bad for so long.
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  Speaker 3: Huh.
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  Speaker 6: And I love your characters.
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  Speaker 2: They just learned at the very end when you know
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  Speaker 2: their girlfriend leaves them for the guy that actually cooks
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  Speaker 2: or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: And that's my favorite. I was bawling my eyes out
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  Speaker 3: through the entire process of reading that script.
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  Speaker 6: You cannot pitch an idea without starting.
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  Speaker 3: It's hard for me. Rich businessman's girlfriend leaves her him
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  Speaker 3: for a cook.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what ego box?
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: My gosh, because those those rich businessmen you write, those
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: evil businessmen they keep they say things like, oh do
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: you know who I am? Or do you know how
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: much money I made last year?
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: I don't have time for this. I'm a rich business man.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: I've got to get money, not wait for my coffee.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: And the mad that his.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Girlfriend falls in love and chooses love, Hey, yeah, that's
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: amazing Rather than again for.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Me, it's like it actually gets me, is why do
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: we need to add a third dimension to a character?
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Why can't they just be one dimensional?
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: I say that about bullies all the time.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Uh huh.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: They could just be a bully.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: It's two dimensions that most that's what we're looking at.
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: That's how I write kids too, That's how I see
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: my kids.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, they're one thing screaming at me for being
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: wrong all the time.
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: So that's what I want to write them. I write
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: them as bad, I write them as awful. Yeah.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: And if there's a moral quandary, there is an answer
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: to it. Yeah, there is a yes or no answer.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: I don't think I don't believe in multiple choice.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: I don't believe in the gray.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: Oh well, here's the thing. In real life I do.
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: I hate to break it to you.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Do you do you?
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: But for content I don't believe.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: So really, well, what's the name one situation where gray exists?
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: In real life, I can't think of one.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, everything's pretty cut and dry for me in my life.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: Yes, my husband is nice, my daughter is mean, my
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: teacher is nice, my maleman is mean.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Well, don't you think sometimes your daughter sometimes has like
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: a moment of gratitude and then she becomes nice.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the ending of the video, No, I'm in my daughter. Yeah,
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: in the in real life, my daughter is nice to me.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: And I go, that's such a good ending of this video.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: We're going to start the new video where nice starter
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: becomes me.
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Well, you send out that, you send out, you're doing
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: that substack every day is a video.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, every day is a video. And it's god,
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: I cannot figure out the formatting of substack. I write
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: and I send it and so many returns and weird symbols.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: So every day is a video. Okay, Oh, but it's
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: an article. Okay, See that's what I mean.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: It's a video or an article that's great to me.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: And maybe I'm just young.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess you started what You've been here the longest,
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: but you are the youngest.
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: I mean your generation is nothing but gray. Right, everything
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: is gray for you?
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Oh confusing?
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: But isn't that where it begins?
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: What the fuck are you trying to do here?
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: What's going on?
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: What are you doing?
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Can we have a second? What are you talking about?
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: I'm just unclear about your motivation because we came here
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: to prove that good is good and.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Bad is bad. Oh on, they're not They're gonna.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: Cut this out right, I'm sorry, old stop just give.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Me a second.
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: Guys, are you trying to go undercover to teach us
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: a lesson?
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: No, you're I don't know.
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: Let's get back to talking about my favorite things about Darman.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: And you can stop cutting this out now.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: You can stop cutting this out now?
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Should we?
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: Should we? Or maybe you know? What we like to
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: do when we warm up our rooms is just get
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: a bunch of titles. Let can we just get a
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: bunch of titles going and then see if any and
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: see if we what what? Because Darman is we have
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: to think of about five thousand per day. Yeah, and
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: then it's the top ten get made tomorrow.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: Here we go, let's do it.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to think of, uh how we kind
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: of mad libs it sometimes?
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: Yes, put them together.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Mean dog, mean dog.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Gets a swarm because he's being bullied.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: Oh yes, yes.
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, Ballerina.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Ballerina breaks her foot and has to get into shot put.
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then we think we would click on that,
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: but there is someone, there's two hundred million someone.
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: Well at kids put also very hard on.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: She has to learn learn okay?
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: Evil evil evil baby boy?
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, evil baby boy gets babysitter from hell. They're both evil, they're.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Both even, they're both that's a rare thing in a
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: dar Man video to evil people.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Oh but I love those those do well because we
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: put all these red lights on it. Evil people.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: It's like, this is what you don't want to be?
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Or what about what about really nice handyman helps out
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: a nune.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Really nice handyman helps out Anne. They both realize God
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: is there.
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: Oh yes, I think.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be a waiter.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: To try it's nice.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Okay, what about this? Because we I know, we love
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: choosing jobs that exist. Kind of bathroom attendant oh.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: Bathroom attendant gets ignored until nice teacher finally says thank you.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: Nice teacher, Nice teacher, Nice teacher.
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: Nice teacher is a real gusher, nice.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Pops a nice teacher is clean. It's almost says like
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: bad lawyer.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm trying to do with ominous woman
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: and we can't.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: We can't because she's well, because honestly, she's a little
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: hypnotizing to be liadows.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: It's almost like a loud dancer.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Loud dancer, loud too loud demand and solo.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Dancer is the waitress at a restaurant that dad shouldn't
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: be at.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: What could that mean? Oh?
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Here strict parents and relaxed parents, Swiss kids at a
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: water park accidentals okay, kind of.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Just we're sort of inventing wife swap too.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, because what are those things have in common?
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: A less and unless we also.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: Something I love that we do is take movies that
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: already exist and boil them down to their keyword.
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: I love that.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I mean we did that with the blind Side, right,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: we did A woman grabs woman grabs football.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Player, that guy clicks for a different reasons.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Dead man pretends to be alive for one final party weekend.
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: We can have burn.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, woman forgets everything every morning. Fifty first stage.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: We did Princess falls in Love with Ogre for his
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: true self.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: That YouTube hated the word ogren ugly green Confused.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: They kept going, what's ogre? What's ogre? What's only green?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Men?
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Got it?
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: Got it?
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: What about Forrest Gump? Boy who sometimes makes other people uncomfortable?
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Runs really fact yea like the.
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: Describe people of development of the boy who makes other
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: people uncomfortable.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: We don't have talking about Lieutenant Dan what what?
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: There's so many issues? Man, No way you were guys, don't.
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: The way?
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: We give me a second, one second? Were you to
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: bully me?
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Be?
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: No? No, no, going to poke the bear? We know
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: we're going to get the bear. We know we're going
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: to get because you.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: Also want us to poke and and we don't.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: We're going to cut all this out.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: God forbid.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: You learn a lesson to.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: I don't I I learned my lesson of this very instance,
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: and one of my favorite Darman videos annoying frat guys
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: poke a bear after Ranger says not to. That was
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: one of our most vicious watching those frats.
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: We knew they were going to because they're annoying.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you knew it right from the beginning of
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: the video. And that's a beautiful thing about Darman videos.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: You start right somehow in the middle, actually past the middle.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: To start right in the middle, because as if you
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: don't know anything, which is what's nice about it.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: That some clips of our favorite video.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Yes clips, Okay.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Here's a clip from an ego. Uh, this is a
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: clip from Sad Scientists makes a love potion Things go
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: bad quickly.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Hey honey, Hey, honey, I'm just finishing up a big
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: day at the laboratory and I've just made.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Where were you. I've been waiting all day for you.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: The fridge is fulled with groceries and nobody's here to
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: cook anything day.
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: Did you know that I had to work today? Work
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: is important to me.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Gosh, I'm so frustrated at you, Russell. If I could
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: get a divorce, I would, baby.
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: You know that I'm trying my hardest and I'm making
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: money for our life. I'm making money to work.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Just go back to work already. I'm sick of you.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: Scene change. Well, this is the lab you sure you
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: want it all night long and for no one to
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: come in.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, thank you so much for making this deal. I
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: promise you to make a really good potion. Okay, all right.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Later, janitor enters, well what are you doing here? Oh?
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: Nothing, old janitor. I'm just making a potion.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Do you see?
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: My wife is in love with me like the way
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: she used to be, So it's time for me to
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: try to make a new potion and try to make
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: her in love with me.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's how good love works. It sounds
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: like you need to talk to her. But what do
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: I know. I'm just the janitor.
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: He's right, what does he even know?
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: This plan's gonna work perfect for me, and I know
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: that I'm gonna be in love with my wife again
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: very soon.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: Cut to the janitor dusting dust off of his old
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: diploma for science.
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: Hey is that yours?
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: What this this diploma from Harvard? Yah, saying I'm a scientist.
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: Yes, so you might know a thing or two.
• 29:00
  Speaker 8: Can I ask you a question. I'm trying to get
• 29:03
  Speaker 8: my wife to love me, so I'm trying to make
• 29:04
  Speaker 8: a potion.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: I was wondering maybe that would help to make me
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: love for her, make her love me again, but.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: You love me again?
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: Do you think that would work? Or do you think
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: I should try something to go?
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: I think I'm just the janitor now, but I wouldn't
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: do that if I were. You. Science wronged me, so
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: I gave it all up.
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah. So that's my favorite, and.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: It goes on for about eighteen more minutes. And I love.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: Something I love that we do in our videos is
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: repeat information.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: You know you have to.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: I mean a lot of our viewers are kids trying
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: to learn English. I'm positive sometimes those kids accidutely click forward.
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: Absolutely, it's very clear, and it's to be honest.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: This is actually an incredible basic learning tool for English.
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's an amazing skill. It's an amazing tool.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: That's why he's trying to start the main academy.
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: You know, one thing I was thinking about when I
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: was watching that a learning curve I had for me
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: because I was a writer on television shows and movies
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: and all that stuff.
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: Before I came to Jarman. Well, no, the learning curve.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: You know, first of all, we write all of our
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: scripts in Google Google sheets, the Google sheets, the Excel,
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: the Google Excel.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: But then we take off the grid.
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: Take off the grid.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: You print it.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: Without the grid, you write it in the grid, you
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: print it without the grid.
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: And then the other thing is and we.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Never allow ourselves to press the button that says wraps
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: so you could read all the text.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: So it's all horizontal, and you know why, you know
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: why you have to sometimes line up the pages.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Which there isn't really something to do on your mouth.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: You can't scroll side with you only scroll down.
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: It's tricky.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: It's tricky, but that's how stories go.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: You can't scroll sideways on a story.
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: Isn't that life?
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: It's the beginning, in the middle, in the end. We
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: can't go back.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: No. The other thing that I love is you have
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: to write in after every line how many seconds you
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: want the actor to pause. Yes, that's really important for us,
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: So three seconds, five seconds, four second, Every pause means
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: something different. It's just so important because we don't want
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: anyone's audio mixing. We don't have the capabilities to parse
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: it out, don't.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: There is one love mic that has passed back and forth.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Yet and no one gets any coverage. Your coverage is
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: my coverage. They are both our coverage.
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: Your coverage is one.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: One and your coverage is one, and you get lunch.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: You only get a close up if you're making a
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: face like this.
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: Stop. There's a Patreon you need to get into. It's
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: the artist on, artists on artists and artist Patreon.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: Drop whatever you're holding, run to your computer. The patreon
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: is full of bonus post show activities we've done. We've
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: done the Oscar draft where we pick our picks for
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: best picture and we go up against each other and
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: we fight like a war. So drop the thing in
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: your hands, Halt, do not proceed. Proceed immediately to your
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: laptop and sign up for the artists on, Artists on Artists,
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: patroon on Patreon on Patriot.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: Speaking up, let's talk about the frown meter.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: The frown meting.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: You can you can put a if you want a
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: big frown or a mini frown for the actor, you
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: could put that in there. And I think that sometimes
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: our actors use that and really create magic.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, well, this reminds me of one of my favorite videos,
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Popular Girl Makeover goth.
• 33:03
  Speaker 6: All right, let's play a click.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: Oh man, nobody understands me at this school. Hey, don't
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: shove a locker in my face.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Move sick girl, you look like a marker.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: What I just like rock and roll music?
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: Hey, I actually watched that whole thing happen, and I
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: didn't think it was cool.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: What are you.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Are you?
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: Do you mean to talk to me? Nobody's ever talked
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: to me at this school.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. I'm the most popular girl in the school.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: And look these are my friends. Hey.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Back there, I said you look like a marker, and
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I maybe shouldn't have said it.
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: Hey, we like to give makeover to friends. We like
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: to give make over to make them look good.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: We make over at home, and I know I want
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: to come.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do you want to come? I promise no lockers
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: will be shoved in your face.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: Do you have any dark black eyeliner or band t shirts?
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Wait? Let me let me swipe your eye and take
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: off all that eyeliner.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, look at her.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Whoa.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: I've never seen my eyes before. I always close them
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: because I'm shy. But I see now I could be
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: a normal girl. Should we go to the mall?
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, uh, yep, welcome to the store. We have
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: dark clothes over here, and lights and pink clothes over there.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: I'll go to the dark clothes.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Well weoll wo whoa, whoa, not so fast, Busterinos.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Stop that Busterino right now.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: We are actually going to try something a little little different.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: I'm scared.
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: Hey, take this top. It's light clothed. You might like it.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Busterino and Busterino put that on, and I'm gonna also
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: take my thumb again and take off your purple lipstick.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Whoa, oh my god. Look guys, it's the hottest guy
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: at school. He plays basketball and football and his name
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: is Paul.
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: All right, Hi, Paul.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: Huma hummana humm and a humm and a hummina? What
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: talk to him? He's too cool?
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: You can now you should go try here?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Who you look like? A fairy godmother?
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: Who is that?
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: I've seen you in class? Have you done the homework?
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: This couldn't be, Sierra, could it?
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: It is?
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: Look, I have tickets to my show. I play the
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: drums in a punk band for shy girls. Did do
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: you want to come?
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: But you're a fairy godmother?
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: Cut to the band practice. Wait a second, you got
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Paul to come to our show, but he's not cool,
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: like like we do our own thing here and.
• 36:19
  Speaker 8: Sierra, where are your dark clothes? Where is your smoky eyeliner?
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Wait?
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: Where are your drumsticks? How are you going to play
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: the drums without drumsticks.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: I traded my drumsticks for a cell phone so I
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: could talk to my new friends. They're actually pretty cool
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: if you give them a chance.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: It feels like you're changing. I don't know if I
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: like this.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: What. No, you guys just don't understand me. I'm cool
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: now and you're jealous.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, just remember when you leave us and your friends
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: start being mean to you, we were actually.
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: Nice to you.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: I'm going to Miranda's pool party.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Hey, Busterino, get in the pool.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, get in the pool. You'll have to be the
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: first one in.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, hope, nothing weird happens to me in the pool.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Splash it was jello. Oh no, everyone's laughing at me.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: We made her jump in jello.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Ha ha.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: They're all filming it and putting it on social media
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: and it's going viral.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: I made a viral video and it's titled we made
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: girl change entire personality than push her in Jello.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Look at this. It has fron hundred million views.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: No, I need to go back to my real friends here.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Do you have any sharpies?
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: Sorry, we actually have a new Sierra. Her name is Ornelia.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: You replace me. I was just that easy.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: I'm on ilia and I play the bass.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Oh so we don't have a drummer, but we don't
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: need one because you hurt our feelings. You train you
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: change to become popular, and you left us in the dust,
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: and now we are hurt.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Maybe sometimes changing being popular isn't really the point.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Ziero went home. She was very sad about that day.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: And she went home and she was sad. Shoot, she
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: really she shouldn't have changed for other people, and she
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: should have always been exactly who she.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Was all along.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Honey, I made cookies.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: Mom, I can't eat them yet. I have a punk
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: band to go see. Run Run Run, Run Run Run.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: Excuse me, security guard? Is it still time for the Poh?
• 38:39
  Speaker 7: Whoa?
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: Whoa?
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: You don't have a ticket?
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: What but I was in the band?
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: WHOA?
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: Long up to jail?
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: You go? Whoa?
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: Kiro was sent to jail for trying to steal a concert.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Wait, guard, Look, you're in jail. You we knew you
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: were trying to steal that concert.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Hell on the in for kid? Did you try to
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: steal something like a jacuzzi or a concert?
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you exactly why I'm here, because I tried
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: to change who I really am. And now I'm left
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: here and certainly no one will bail me out after
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: what I've done, even though I'm really sorry to my
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: real friends, so sorry, so sorry. Oh no, my voice memo,
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: it was recording the whole time.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Somebody's here to see you. They bailed you out. It's
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: these goths that say, you're in a band with them, Here.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Are your drumsticks, let's get out of here.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Thanks Ophelia. Thank god you told her that.
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: Oh so, that's one of my favorite videos.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: That is video.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: It's like watching the Titanic.
• 39:50
  Speaker 8: You know.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: I love the use of voice of where we've never
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: done that before.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: We do and that's what's so weird because we were okay,
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that. Sometimes Puck, so sometimes to speed
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: stuff along, we use voiceover for kind of no reason.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: I love the idea that she was trying to steal
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: that concert.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: It's nic Yeah.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: And also, you know, just to answer a question I'm
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: sure you have, Darmann met with a an analyst who
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: assured us that Bustino was going to be the next
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: play and just really said, go on in on Bustno,
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: there's three months.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Because we are fifteen years behind. So in twenty ten,
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: someone heard someone say bustino on a podcast and they
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: were like, we.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Were positive it was gonna go.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: We have an in house linguistics expert who is telling
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: us the type of language that will be used for
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: all time. Yes, and so we So that's why you know,
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: we never use proper nouns. We never talk about specific things.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: We never talk about anything at all other than very
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: generic stuff. So that can always apply.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Because we're playing to a big international audience, Yes we are.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Lots of our views are coming from international places.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: And I'd say, like, I feel like our numbers are
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: bigger than even Netflix. Like our reach, we go so far,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: and I think we have to remember that in the
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: digital space we have so much power.
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: We do, and I think we use it for neutral.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: I do think we use it for neutral.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: As much as we discuss morality, we really do come
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: out neutral.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: I do think we come out neutral for men. I'd
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: say neutral to bad for women.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, but sit in it.
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: I mean, look, I'm a woman, but I but I.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Agree thoughn't it? Do you think for content creators make
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: stuff and they didn't actually really make anything?
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: What?
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: What what are you say?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: I'm saying you're a lesson.
• 42:04
  Speaker 6: I don't think I'm a lesson.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: I don't think any wish to learn anything from me,
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: certainly not my kids.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, sad mom thinks of her kids, I'm
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: living my life.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: There's something here. Sad mom thinks. Sad ignore her until
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: they surprise her on Mother's Day.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Don't say my kids are gonna surprise me, because if
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: I if I think that they get my hopes up,
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go ballistic.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: If we don't, Sad mom gets your hopes up.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: Sad mom gets hopes up betrayed by braddy kids once more.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Oh mom ends up in jail.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah behind the kid mom, you're the kid to jail.
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: No no, no, no, no, no no no, don't let
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: me go to jail.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: What if?
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: What if I change my ways?
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Can you? Can you just neutral today?
• 43:01
  Speaker 6: You feel it out? Is it in the titles?
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Kid Mom doesn't let stranger change your tire?
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: Oh no, no, I do. Let's change your change my tire?
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: What does that do?
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Kid Mom kicks a homeless man because he asks for change.
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: You know I don't kick a homeless man.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: Mom speeds on the highway because she thinks she's better
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: than everyone there no.
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: No, that's not me. Please give me some better titles.
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: You're gonna ruin my life.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: I'll give you a better title if you return the
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: cubicle you stole from me.
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: Oh, it's title extortion. We do this every fucking week.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: I want the cubicle that's closest to the morality board,
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: so that I'm the first to pin the morality board
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: onto the board at the beginning of the day.
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: The word morality.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: It's the best position to be in because the person
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: who pins the archetype under the moral stance at the
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: beginning of the day sets the tone for the day.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: Dar walks by after coming out of his c suite
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: and goes evil nurse, good work. And you know that
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: you did that, and you stole that from me. So
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: you've been getting credit for all of our ideas.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: A sad mom takes all the credit. No, that's not me.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: That's not me.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: I'll give it to you, but you have to give
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: me the parking spot that also lets you sneak into
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: the Burbank Airport.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: I need that parking spot because I drive slow, because
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: I'm afraid of the road.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: Because slow driver learns that roads need to go quickly.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: Slow driver parks under airplane.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Slow driver thinks schools should close.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: No, no, I've already been bullied as a kid for
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: being a slow driver.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: Slow driver hits turtle, and turtle hurts her again. The
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: slow driver, so slow turtle is jealous, jealous.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't dare. You wouldn't dare.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: We would. We would because, just like I said at
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: the beginning, I'm a rich, evil bastard.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: And I would.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Because it's hard.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: Just give me a second.
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: Oh oh, oh my god, she's asking us to poke.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: Are you learning a lesson?
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: Ominous woman? I can't write anymore.
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: Honest woman wants.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: To leave job.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: Ominous woman received an offer from McKinsey Consulting and wants
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: to go take that instead.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: You poked a bear.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I am the Monster of Envy and I'm leaving for
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: McKinzie Consulting.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Monster.
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: This is funny bit. She does Christmas parties.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: The Monster.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: I love our Christmas sin parties where we each come
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: as a sin.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: One of your one of the first videos. We were
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: all talking like nasty mom, disgusting old man. You pitched
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Monster of Envy and we went what is that? What
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: is Monster of enemy that he did this act that
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: we just thought that was so funny everybody on set.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I got so scared about those titles. Guys,
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: you know how we get.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: It's all right, guys, it's all fine.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: I've been ruining the rhythm of this whole thing.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: You have you have not no remember always says there's
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: no rhythm.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: There is no rhythm. There's no rhythm.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: There's no rhythm.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: The script is flowing. You take that ship to free form.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, he says.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: He says, make like your aunt during uptown funk at
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: a wedding and.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: Way doubt.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: Or state who you are.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: If it was a temp if there was a tempo,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: it would be a song. And it's not a song,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: it's a skit.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: Really quick, before we wrap up, just talk about the
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: writing process of the script. Actually, because we did see
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: some great some great scenes and that is all from
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: our writer's room. We have a very strict policy. No delete, no.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Delete, no delete.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: All forced removed, and we cannot delete anything.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: You cannot remove.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we are we are viewer only, but we also
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: have the access to add.
• 47:56
  Speaker 6: We just don't have the access to edit. If you
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: were an ad on'm Google bocked.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: Urban controls the Google Home, the Google drive that we
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: all work off of, and he does not give us
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: edit access.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: And they kind of almost see it in the golf
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Girl video. The choices we make and we want to
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: go back, but we just go.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: We we have to, We have to, we have to.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: The progressive player was supposed to be such a huge
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: that script just dropped him.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: Well, we've also gained a rare Sometimes there are sub
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: lessons in within the should we call them movies within
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: our movies, our stories, right.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Stories, stories, movies stories, movie content, move tent.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Mood tent, moo Dang, mood tagsh mood Dang.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: I can't wait for fifteen years from now when we
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: could do a mood Dang video. Crazy key Zookeeper doesn't.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: Respect mood Oh, we're gonna use Moodang by their name,
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Angry Angry Zoo keeper.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: He should be behind boss.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: Yes, he should go to jail for what he thinks.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: Self conscious mood Dang has to perform a talent show.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: And their bullies a pigeon.
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: Mood Dang is too poor to afford ticket to homecoming dance.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: But nice Zookeeper steps in because he's a secret millionaire.
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: What's crazy.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: I'm just realizing if all of these were cartoons and
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: just played by animals, no one would have a problem.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: That's where we messed up. It's that they should be people.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: I remember, you know, the early days, the early days,
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: because I come from the world of employee training videos
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: sort of if your boss touched you, what would you do?
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: We go too big, too.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Big, big, because is the boss mean or is he touchy?
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: And the girl he's he's touching is she a popular girls?
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: Is he bad because he's rich or is he nice
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: because he's poor?
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: You wear pink or does she wear black?
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Yes? Yes?
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: And so there were just too many questions with it.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: But we were looking at the story outlines we had
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: and we were like, there was a crucial moment where
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: we were like, are we going to give these two
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: dogs to act out or are we going to give
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: these two people and eventually dogs.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: It didn't work, It didn't.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I think sometimes it also might be influenced by when
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: we have writers black we put Jimmy neutron on him?
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: We can't, we do we put Jimmy neutron on Well?
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: That's was one of our kids suggestions, and the grandparents
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: seemed to love it too.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: Right, it worked. My parents didn't understand what Jimmy neutron is.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: We put it on. Their grandparents were dialed in immediately.
• 51:05
  Speaker 6: And Danny, they call him Danny Zuko.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: My grandma called him Danny, and you work with my grandma,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: so come on.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: No, it's my grandma too. Yeah, this is the funniest thing.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: My grandma calls Jimmy newstron Danny.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: So happened. We started cracking.
• 51:27
  Speaker 6: I got it was hilarious?
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: Is hi larous?
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: My god? So that guy is just a little sneak
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: into how we write.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: That's a little a little peak behind the curtain. But yeah,
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: I would say that there are there are several buckets
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: that our videos fall into. I think wealth, wealth as
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: morality is why beauty.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: We can whether it's on or off off, like treatment, treatment,
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: treatment treated, Yes, yes, seeing people in a certain light
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: and then realizing they're not that in a different light.
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: Between parents and children, we do talk about.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, people going viral and what it means.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: Yes, does it change you? How does it change you?
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: To what end? And what does that mean for their family? Yes,
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: that's the writing checklist. We watch when before we fill
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: out the spreadsheets?
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: What else about our writers?
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: Zoom it's fully remote. You can come in if you want,
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: and we all want to.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: We all to. Sometimes my grandma gets on the zoom
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: and she loves it. She calls it Danny's.
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: The zoom Zoom Danny.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: She goes, I'm gonna hop on the Danny's Show and
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: FaceTime in she knows the word for FaceTime. My Grandma's funny.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: We're getting brained. Were just so dar brain where English
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: just doesn't seem to work in my brain any though.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Words don't really make it.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Say, guys, it's me Dar Dark Dark. It's time to
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: go back to work.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, Dark, we haven't wens have our lunch. But
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: that's okay. We could just go back.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: You'll just think of a bunch of ideas.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's on your mind today? What's a jumping out
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: at the YouTube's.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: The word riz will be popular in five years?
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, we gotta get to work.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: We gotta okay, riz riz anything with riz.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: My school jock with riz gets turned down for prom
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: gets angry.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: Oh no, what's he gonna do? I'm interested.
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: You can't answer that question to the fullest extent.
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: Mom has RIZ, confuses Dad that wow.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: Mom sneaks into high school again to prove that she
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: still has RIZ to her annoying daughter, ungrateful, little fucking daughter.
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: I like it.
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: Two cops sent undercover to relearn how to have RIZ
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: so that they can do a drug bust of teens,
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: but they don't understand them.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Riz gamer brings mathematician from school into play games.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: They play games, high score students, teach teacher how to
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: have RIZ.
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: Secret. Princess goes to school, but nobody knows.
• 54:36
  Speaker 6: Poor kid with RIZ, Rich kid without Riz.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: This homeless man had a bag of RIZ. He gave
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: it to the prime minister.
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: Homeless man receives secret one hundred dollars. Bill tells no
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: one helps less fortunate poor child.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: Else sells his cow for a bag of RIZ.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Lost and found kid.
• 55:08
  Speaker 7: Lost.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: Gold digging wife learns that husband doesn't have any money,
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: flies off the handle.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Rich dad finds poor dad in sewer, gives him makeover.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: Sewer kid learns to be an adult.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: Teacher discovers undiscovered talent in poet, sends him to the
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: museum to be a star.
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: Rocker, meets Yogi. They fall in love.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Doctor sneezes on patient. He learns the error of his
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: ways to stop drinking.
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: Wife of a senator falls her pants down in front
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  Speaker 4: of everyone. Audience loses the lesson to be humble.
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  Speaker 3: He loses the lesson.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Homeless man falls on top of a slot machine. He
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  Speaker 1: wins and gives it to no one.
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  Speaker 3: A rich, angry businessman realizes that the homeless man is
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: actually rich Braddy.
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  Speaker 2: Teen sees error of his ways when his parents send
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  Speaker 2: him to the military.
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  Speaker 4: Casino owner greedy takes all the poker winnings for himself,
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: then gets hit by a car.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: School's biggest bully gets a computer. Things get technical, she
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: gets smaller.
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  Speaker 3: Football star loses his arm.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: Jellyfish scientist learns to play football, eats a hot dog
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: and learns a lesson.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: Grandmother and teenager spend a day at an aquarium.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Woman living in her car opens the window, finds a
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: bag of cash.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: Foster child gets bullied, but then finds a new mom
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: with the rich girl's mom.
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: Cyberbullied teen realizes grandma is actually popstar.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Girl sleeps at school at night. No one knows, but
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: sometimes she finds out she's a princess.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: Principal goes undercover and gets back into the eighth grade
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: to see what's actually going on.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: Nerdy boy grows up to be millionaire cheerleader girlfriend turns
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: out to be poor.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Girl finds a Picasso painting in the trash can. She
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: takes it out and puts it on Craigslist. The rest
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: is history.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: Bathroom attended goes viral for being kind. Entire school changed.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Twins have different personalities. One is goth, one is girly.
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: One woman lying about being pregnant meets woman who's double pregnant.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: Boss bully gets caught leaving a bad smell in the office.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: Infertile woman decides to move to a small town, gets.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: Pregnant country singer. Poor country singer finally gets a chance
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: in front of the exact.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Woman who sows all the gowns finally puts a gown
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: on and it gets confused for the queen.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: Weird woman gets bullied so hard at work that she
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: has to move to an island where they're nice to
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: her because she's secretly a pop star.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: Brothers have to babysit themselves after mom goes on trip.
• 58:58
  Speaker 6: They learn they're better at mind.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: Then Mom book collector buys a new suit and realizes
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: he'll have to buy all of new nice things because
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: to match his nice.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: Suit, girlfriend has ribbon tied round her neck. Boyfriend pulls
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: it and disaster strikes Halloween.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: The boy who is bullied at school finally tells everyone
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: his dad's the mayor.
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: Well, I guess we do have to go back to work.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: And this is this exactly feels like how a Darman
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: video would end. Anyway. Yeah, and on a six, we always.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: Say six, And on a six, it's me Dar. It's
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: time to go back to storytelling. Now say goodbye and
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: your favorite lesson.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks Dar, Thanks to good Boston. He's never ever done
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: anything like underpaid anybody I would know.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: He's actually a.
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  Speaker 6: Really good guy. And the more you look him up
• 59:51
  Speaker 6: on the internet, the less you find.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: It's so yeah, because like the less you find, because
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: it's like weirdly deleting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I loved when we pitched that one vide that
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: you guys should go look up Dharman exposed. I thought
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: it was so cool, so funny, uh huh, so fun
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: to Oakland.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: We can't go back to open, We cannot go back
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: to it, and that we can't do.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: And that we cannot do.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: I well, I'll say goodbye and tell you the lesson
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: that I learned today, which is your true friends are
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: always who they were and not bullies.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Snobby woman learns that her true friends are who they
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: actually were the whole time.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: No, no, virtuous woman, something woman, virtuous woman. No, I
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: am morally good. I am the virtuous woman. I am
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: the woman who reads a book. The woman who reads
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: book enjoys family and friends, and they always liked her
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: from the beginning.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, Brent, I would say the lesson that I learned
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: today is.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 6: Mom is good always. Kids are bad always.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, So just how you came in.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I told you I'm learning.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm still learning, and I not learned anything I
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: want to apply.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: I think I learned.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Writing is hard, creating with your friends in arts and time,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: arts and times.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: This is lost and found again.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: I think I learned.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: I don't want to be here anymore.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: Oh no, oh no, you're taking that job at Mackenzie
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: Consulting mkid's a monster.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: Mobster of envy, receives job offer of a lifetime, contemplates
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: ending it all.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: I can't think straight.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: Uh and what did I learn? It always ends with me? Huh?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: What?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: It always ends?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: Self absorbed writer thinks they're the center of the universe.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Man wearing a suit thinks he's better than everyone in
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: the room.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: Rich executive has apple turnover all over his shirt.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, this has been.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: Artists on artists on ours on ours, answering the question. Now,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: that's why they call it showbiz. Good Night Hollywood, Beautiful typewriter,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: I love you, Samuel Lea.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Bob Artists on artists on artists on artists. This is
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: an improvised Hollywood roundtable podcast created, performed, and produced by
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: Kylie Braikman, Jeremy coleeany Angela Girtana, and Patrick MacDonald. Music
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: is by Gabriel Ponton. The opinions expressing this podcast do
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: not reflect the opinions of anyone who works on it,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: not even the performers, because this is an improvised podcast
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: and we're stupid. Full video versions of AA are available
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  Speaker 3: on YouTube, so please like and subscribe and leave us
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: a five star review wherever you get your podcasts. Good Night, Hollywood.