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Dirty Litlle Secret: "Road Rage" Gone Wrong · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: This is dirty little secret crack.
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  Speaker 2: You got a thousand dollars coming up next it's Mikes
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  Speaker 2: one or two point nine and be able to kid
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  Speaker 2: candy slowpez this year, producer, Who is here?
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  Speaker 3: Where are your secrets at all?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 3: Confess at eight three three seven eight seven one o
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  Speaker 3: two nine.
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  Speaker 2: No matter what confession is, it could be serious and
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  Speaker 2: serious secret, a silly secret.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever. We've had them all and you never know what
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna get. So you have one.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So I did something the other night and I'm
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  Speaker 4: I'm definitely I'm definitely not proud of.
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  Speaker 3: Uh oh, okay, you did something you're not proud of.
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  Speaker 4: Happened? I could off work pretty late, right, So I
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  Speaker 4: stopped at Taco Bell on my way home, little fourth meal, Uh,
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  Speaker 4: grab something for me and my girlfriend, and I was,
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  Speaker 4: oh my god, you know, I'm so tired. I was
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  Speaker 4: so ready to eat and just crash.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: As I'm pulling out of the drive through, this guy
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  Speaker 4: cuts me off so badly, does slam on the brakes
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  Speaker 4: and swear. My drink goes flying everywhere. It's all over
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  Speaker 4: my truck, your drink and normally yeah, yeah, a fast
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  Speaker 4: food drink is not a small amount of Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And if you was a Baja blast, that's awful.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah right. So normally I'm pretty non confrontational, but always spurious.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I got a freaking soda all over my truck.
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  Speaker 4: It's sticky, I'm covered in it. I'm pissed. I pull
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  Speaker 4: up next to him at the red light, roll my
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  Speaker 4: window down. That's when I realized this dude, he is
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  Speaker 4: absolutely massive.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I couldn't tell how tall he was because he.
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  Speaker 4: Was obviously sitting down, but you could just tell shaved head,
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  Speaker 4: huge beard, built like he had just gotten out of
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  Speaker 4: the Marines. Oh god, I was shaking with anger.
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  Speaker 2: You pulled up ready to go off, and then.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I was shaking with agger. But you know,
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  Speaker 4: I'm I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Done enough to start a fight that I can't win fair,
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  Speaker 1: And I wouldn't have won that fight.
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  Speaker 2: No, yeah, not if it's some massive dude. You're like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: so you just I'm gonna take off. I'm gonna count
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  Speaker 2: my loss and just go away. But I'm have a
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  Speaker 2: feeling that's not what happened.
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  Speaker 4: No, and then that's what it should have done, but instead,
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  Speaker 4: a couple of minutes later, he pulls into the Walmart,
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  Speaker 4: he gets out, he goes inside. So the next thing
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  Speaker 4: I do, and this is what I definitely should not
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  Speaker 4: have done. Oh no, I grabbed my girlfriend's bean burrito.
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  Speaker 1: And I mirard that thing all over his window, I
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  Speaker 1: mean everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: No, it was a pretty cowardly move, but I had
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  Speaker 4: to ruin his night somehow, and I think I did that.
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  Speaker 3: So you follow him into the walmant Let me get
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  Speaker 3: this right.
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  Speaker 2: You follow him into the Walmart parking lot and you're like,
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  Speaker 2: this guy's huge.
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  Speaker 3: You wait till he goes in.
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  Speaker 2: You take a bean burrito and smear it all over
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  Speaker 2: his windshield.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but the worst part that bean burrito, it was
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  Speaker 4: my girlfriends. So I got back home and I was like.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, TACOBAA must have forgotten it. And then I had
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  Speaker 1: to go back to tacobo one of that bean burrito. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the entire drive back, I'm in my head, I'm thinking
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to run into that guy.
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  Speaker 4: He's gonna figure it out.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
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  Speaker 1: So I never saw him, obviously, but I definitely feel like.
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  Speaker 4: Karma is just hanging over in my head and it's
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  Speaker 4: gonna catch up to me.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, listen, if he didn't give you. I
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  Speaker 2: don't think you should do anything to anybody's cars. Don't
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  Speaker 2: get me wrong, but it's totally rude to cut some
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  Speaker 2: off and not at least give them my bad, wave
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  Speaker 2: my bad. You have to give them my bed, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, do something at least be Hey, sorry, didn't
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  Speaker 2: mean to do that, but you know that's so annoying.
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  Speaker 3: I get your how frustrated you would be.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not wasting a bean burrito over it, though.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good point.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. The thing that got me was when I
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  Speaker 4: did pull up to them and give me it looked
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  Speaker 4: like you don't want any of this, And I mean
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  Speaker 4: I definitely didn't want any of that. When you know,
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  Speaker 4: that kind of like really got to me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, man, that's not fair, just because you're so
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  Speaker 1: big stuff, you know, being burrito time.
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  Speaker 4: You definitely not doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Again, at least sort of an extra burrito next time.
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  Speaker 2: Just in case of just have you ever gotten a
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  Speaker 2: road rage inc in canvas and and thrown anything in
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  Speaker 2: a car before?
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  Speaker 3: No, I've never thrown anything oh me either? No whatever,
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  Speaker 3: you haven't. No, you haven't. I've seen people do it. No,
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  Speaker 3: I really haven't.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen people do stuff before, Like I saw somebody
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  Speaker 2: throw like a twenty ounce coke out the window of
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  Speaker 2: a car before.
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  Speaker 3: Who have you ever thrown something though? What I mean?
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  Speaker 2: But my cousin Dre, he too went the racetrack one
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  Speaker 2: time and this lady cut him off and she was
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  Speaker 2: with her boyfriend.
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  Speaker 3: I guess he just pitched the glazzy right at the window.
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  Speaker 3: Ye wasting a hot dogs? Like, why are you gonna
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  Speaker 3: waste a glizzy like that?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: That's awfume, I wouldn't waste food. Yeah, well, sir, thank
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  Speaker 2: you for your confession. I appreciate it very much, and
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  Speaker 2: rest in peace to that being burrito.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah for real, thank you guy,