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It's 5:20 Somewhere - Barbee Sits Down With Jennifer Magley · Club 520 Podcast

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Welcome back to it is five twenty somewhere. I am
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  Speaker 1: your girl, Barbie, and tonight is going to be chaotic
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: because guess what, we have been flagged again, guys.
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  Speaker 2: So introducing to.
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: My left with her big old fat booty, I'm introducing
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  Speaker 1: the Diddler.
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  Speaker 2: How you feeling tonight, freaky girl, m m just peachy.
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: I'm just playing. Y'all know, we got trapped in the building.
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: She's and I'm actually we know, I do have a
• 0:36
  Speaker 3: I'm upset because you know what, whatever, We'll go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: No started off, We're gonna getki.
• 0:43
  Speaker 3: I am disturbed because y'all, Molk cracked a girl in
• 0:50
  Speaker 3: my spot on the couch and.
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: So we didn't get to talk about the incident. But
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: I feel like this is revenge. I feel like this
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: is revenge. I wish we could pan the camera to
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: his Oh is that.
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: Camera, oh, Mike? Oh camera yeah? Period yeah cool? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so not very happy? Is this camera on? Oh? Being
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: that camera on our freaky ass producer? Motion?
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  Speaker 3: Molk, you got some motion, all right, motion in the
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  Speaker 3: ocean on the.
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  Speaker 2: He said it is a cloud all right? Into my right.
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  Speaker 3: I got the beautiful, the pretty but strong Kiki.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, oh my gosh what they said. So you you
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  Speaker 2: remember you were like you do yourself as a drink, right.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody said, uh, well, somebody said Kiki is definitely to
• 1:42
  Speaker 3: a double shot of hennes Seed. And then somebody else
• 1:45
  Speaker 3: said she's a what's that coffee drink? The coffee martin
• 1:48
  Speaker 3: espresso martini. That was like, because she's pretty strong and energetic.
• 1:54
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, that is so funny.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on express Martine. But what are we talking about? Drinks?
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: Let's go ahead and cheers it up. Yeah, this is
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: gonna be a late Mother's Day episode, but we love
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  Speaker 2: y'all either way, and so tonight we are drinking. I
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  Speaker 2: need y'all to name this. I didn't name it. What
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: are y'as saying?
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: So it has Maxwell Park tequila, we have elder flower liquor.
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: We have guava nectar and lawn juice mm hmm. But
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: so it's given like that floral. It's gotta giving y'all
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  Speaker 1: y'all flowers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, mother something in it to be like I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: Mama Me.
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  Speaker 1: Or some Mama Mia off so big Mario like Mamma Mia.
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  Speaker 1: But this is the the bouquet that the mothers want.
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  Speaker 1: What a little bit of Maxwell tequila in there.
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  Speaker 2: How y'all like it? It's pretty smooth y Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: like you cute chaste to it. Trop you're looking so good.
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  Speaker 3: I'm ready to get into fit check before we get
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  Speaker 3: started cumbles.
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  Speaker 2: Do they all have thumb holes? Yeah, they have thumb holes.
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  Speaker 2: We need some gsts please. And this is so cute, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: My daughter got me this for Mother's Day. That's so sweet.
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  Speaker 2: She knows what you like.
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  Speaker 3: She got money like her mama. Okay, period, get into it.
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  Speaker 3: And I just think it's so perfect that it's cherries fire.
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  Speaker 2: Where's the oh? Yup? Yup?
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  Speaker 3: You?
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  Speaker 2: I think yup? Period? Just you you good. I'm in
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  Speaker 2: my goat yard.
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  Speaker 3: You go girl saying all this ga stuff to my
• 3:42
  Speaker 3: house so that her mom couldn't see it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just like, dang, okay.
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  Speaker 4: I'll let you usher me crazy.
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: I'll let you usher me.
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  Speaker 3: It's just a little that wasn't a pause moment.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm just it's directed to old girls. Okay, okay,
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: if it's playing a guy and a girl, no, why
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  Speaker 2: don't he let me put my cherries in his mouth?
• 4:12
  Speaker 4: Both of both pauls.
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  Speaker 1: Paul the guy said that they did. They hit me
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  Speaker 1: with a pause because they said, I'm one of the guys.
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  Speaker 2: Bro grow okay, soul tree, Yes, going.
• 4:37
  Speaker 3: Like because speak of speaking of Mother's Day.
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  Speaker 1: Happy Mother's Day to all the beautiful women in the
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  Speaker 1: World's day for the tenth time today, the black woman.
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  Speaker 2: Created the world. We created it all. So Happy Mother's
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  Speaker 2: Day to every black woman, whether you have a child
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  Speaker 2: or not. Girl. That so that's what I was going for,
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  Speaker 2: you know, being.
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  Speaker 3: In hate the sultry as bitches. But listen, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: give it to him.
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  Speaker 2: Period. I am not my hair, I am not I
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  Speaker 2: am not okay whatever and words on the rocks. I
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  Speaker 2: hope I say it right. Go to it. Matricence, it's mattress.
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: I think it's maresce matressence.
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  Speaker 1: Matressence the physical, emotional, hormonal, and identity transition a woman
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  Speaker 1: experiences when becoming a mother, like adolescence, but for motherhood
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  Speaker 1: that's real.
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  Speaker 2: Too, So use it in a sentence. Motherhood isn't just
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  Speaker 2: raising a child.
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  Speaker 1: It's I can't say the word matressence a whole come
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  Speaker 1: on tele prompter, new version of yourself is born.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I thought it was really like comf do.
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  Speaker 1: Know I could really say to the word Words on
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  Speaker 1: the Rocks is very scripted. This show ain't scripted at all.
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: But Words on the Rocks is very very scripted.
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  Speaker 2: But sometimes we can't read the script. You can't read
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  Speaker 2: or pronounce it, forget our lines.
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  Speaker 1: The thing is, I don't know if I blame the molly.
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  Speaker 1: I blame the molly from college. I have a hole
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  Speaker 1: in my brain.
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  Speaker 3: So when it comes to certain stuff, Baby, it just bevy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't. I don't agree with that. You're
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  Speaker 2: so smart, you're pretty witty, or pretty quick on your feet.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think you got no holes in y'r mind.
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  Speaker 2: I got holes in my brains, my brains.
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  Speaker 1: You might you might have got you might have one
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  Speaker 1: little off And words from the block?
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  Speaker 2: Who's taking that? So words from block?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, as y'all know, none of these grandmas these days
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  Speaker 3: want to be called grandma. Also, even back in the day,
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  Speaker 3: people got different variations of grandma. You might have called
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  Speaker 3: your granny something else. So words from the block? What
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  Speaker 3: do y'all feel like? Are some alternative is to the
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  Speaker 3: word grandma? There's so many, there's so many.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I call my granny, I call her granny. Then
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  Speaker 2: I had a grandma.
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  Speaker 1: I think the countriest thing ever is when you say,
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  Speaker 1: like like my grandma is my grandma sissy. Oh, but
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  Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's so country when people
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  Speaker 1: be like my auntie Sharon or you know this this
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  Speaker 1: is and that, like when you put a name on it,
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  Speaker 1: like most people just be like my aunty, my grandma.
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  Speaker 3: We be putting names to it sometimes because when you
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  Speaker 3: got multiple aunties, it's like you got to.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, my granny, my grandma. But my son has
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  Speaker 2: a sweetpea.
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  Speaker 1: You know these young grandma's, don't they are fighting them
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  Speaker 1: grandma landma?
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  Speaker 2: They right, grandma? What else.
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  Speaker 3: Are One of our nieces caused their grandma nana my mama.
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  Speaker 3: My kids called mom. They they granny on their daddy's side,
• 8:02
  Speaker 3: Mama Pool. That's cute because that's her name, but she
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  Speaker 3: just put a mama in front of it. All of
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  Speaker 3: her grandkids call her. My kids called their dad's mom grandest, grandest.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what does that mean? Like the grand grandest of them?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. The thing is, I've heard y'all say that, but
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  Speaker 3: I always thought it was grandest like g A R
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  Speaker 3: I mean g R A N D I s I
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  Speaker 3: never it never was.
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  Speaker 2: Grandest t one.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's so cute. I'm like, okay, girl. One
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  Speaker 3: of the kids mom's like they got mad at her, like,
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  Speaker 3: who do you think you are calling yourself grand having
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  Speaker 3: my kids call you grandest? Like I said, she needs
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  Speaker 3: to get smacked, bitch.
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  Speaker 2: What are you worried about? What this old lady got her?
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  Speaker 2: Her grandkids calling her she's older though she's not.
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  Speaker 3: I'm older, she's in her six Oh yes, I've had
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  Speaker 3: somebody ask me, uh like, how I feel about before
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  Speaker 3: I had my daughter, how I feel about her about
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  Speaker 3: the car her granny mama pool because it's Mama in
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  Speaker 3: front of it.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm her mom. I'm like, who cares? They know?
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  Speaker 3: All the other her other grandkids call her that, and
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  Speaker 3: she's a fire as grannie too.
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  Speaker 1: So my son would prefer that my mom was his mom.
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  Speaker 1: Like he cried the other day and was like, she's.
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  Speaker 2: She's your mom, She's not my mom.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, girdthrow fuck out my room's like, but
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  Speaker 1: that just makes me think about like y'all, well, y'all
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  Speaker 1: admit y'all mom X and I'll start first if y'all
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  Speaker 1: want me to go ahead, mom ick number one, when
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  Speaker 1: you try to be a good mom and either take
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: them somewhere or buy them something to make them happy
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  Speaker 1: and to get out of your face, talk about it,
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  Speaker 1: and it turns into a whole term oil. Like I
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: got my son in this little remote control car. He
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  Speaker 1: kept crashing it into the wall. Then he was throwing
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: the tantrum. I'm like, I shouldn't even have bought the ship.
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  Speaker 1: Or he like, or you'll take.
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  Speaker 2: Him somewhere and they're like, oh my feet hurt, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Want to walk like bro, I'm literally taking you to
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  Speaker 1: this thing for you to fucking have fun.
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  Speaker 2: Please leave me alone.
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  Speaker 3: Or how about when you take them somewhere, y'all spend
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  Speaker 3: a whole day somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: You donea spend the.
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  Speaker 3: Bank, y'all get in a car and the kids be like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm bored. It's doing like I'm like, bro.
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  Speaker 2: We could have sat at the house for free, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: They're never satisfied. They me complaining and you spending all
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  Speaker 2: your coins. Bro. My kids just always asking for shit constantly,
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  Speaker 2: every more and more and more and more and more.
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  Speaker 3: Today I'm like, y'all should y'all should not ask me
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  Speaker 3: for anything cause it's Mother's Day today. Y'all should just
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  Speaker 3: give me one day of not asking for like something
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  Speaker 3: at the store or roll looks or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: And then my daughter goes.
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: But you said if we play good today that you
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  Speaker 3: would get us a dumpling, And I'm like, like, bitch,
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  Speaker 3: you don't get no break.
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  Speaker 2: No breaks, no breaks at all.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: And now I understand when our moms was younger, like
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  Speaker 1: when we were younger, and our moms like, I just
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  Speaker 1: want peace for Mother's Day.
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  Speaker 2: I just want peace for Mother's Day.
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  Speaker 3: Oh honey, I made my daughter help me clean today,
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  Speaker 3: like that's what she got me a gift. But I'm
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: also like, so the other half of my gift is
• 11:16
  Speaker 3: we're gonna clean, yes, which.
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: I don't like. I don't like that.
• 11:20
  Speaker 3: Kids will like see something on the floor like a
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: piece of trash or something, walk past it, like pick
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  Speaker 3: that shit up? Why are you going to wait on
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  Speaker 3: me to do it?
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  Speaker 2: Motherhood is shatto. Don't get them.
• 11:33
  Speaker 3: It is absolutely ghetto. But happy Mother's Day to everyone period.
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  Speaker 3: We love those those sweet little people.
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  Speaker 2: We love our kids.
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: But guess what happened chaotic to me this week? What
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: he wanted to hang with a babbage and he wanted
• 11:48
  Speaker 3: to thing.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got no cuddy, hell no, Oh. I hung
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: out with a man that was thirty years older than me.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa thirty okay thirty?
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: When I said I want on fifty next, then that's
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: what I meant. And I found one. We had a
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: grand old time. Look at Max's face.
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah wat y'all yn, Yeah, yeah, we had a good
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: old time.
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: And he said, I love your show.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: You and the twins, y'all look so good on and
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: y'all are so funny, he said, And I wanted to
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: talk to y'all about the Ogs versus the y Ns.
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: I said, talk to me, Pop Pop, You're no good.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: He said, I got five things for you. I said, okay,
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: what is it? He said?
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  Speaker 1: First off, the OG's is better than the y ns
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: because we don't live life and we know who we are,
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: while these young niggas still trying to find theyselves.
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: I said, what do that mean to me? You could
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: still you could find yourself and still be non ship.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm say your second thing, he said, And I
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: know exactly what I want, So I'm going to tell
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: you the truth where these young niggas gonna lie to you.
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  Speaker 2: M okay, third one my favorite one.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to prove to me why you deserve
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: to be have money spent on you.
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: Where these whyns. They want to know what you bring
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: to the table.
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: They want you to jump through hoops to get a
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: little cash, he said.
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: He said, ain't no problem. He just want to have fun.
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  Speaker 2: His days is limited around his month. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: What was number four? That was three women? Number don't die?
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: That's off a movie.
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: I can't remember what number four it was, but the
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: last one he was like, damn, how what did he say?
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: Number four? It was?
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  Speaker 4: I will agree though, like to they to the extent
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  Speaker 4: a little bit. I ain't gonna lie. If you ain't
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  Speaker 4: coming up off of h you're not getting nothing spent
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  Speaker 4: on you.
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: For coming up off of what drop?
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: Oh sorry, some couchie let me drop some lemon drop.
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  Speaker 2: A dinner is crazy? But how okay? So how do
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: you get to you got to court the home or
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  Speaker 2: that's what it was. That's what number four was.
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  Speaker 1: They know how to treat a woman like they were
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: courting back in the day. Like he's pulling our chairs
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: and open up doors. If he's if there's nowhere to sit.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: He's gonna stand up, like they know how to treat
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  Speaker 1: a woman. And then he said number five, them ojesus,
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  Speaker 1: some freaks.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: He said, I don't know what y'all what y'all have heard?
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: Well, he said, long as they good and they can,
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: they can, you know, in the shit wear plaid boxers
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: though for sure, Hey, no, my daddy, were.
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  Speaker 2: You think they wear?
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: Old niggas is wearing tidy?
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  Speaker 1: My daddy said, I ain't wearing them tight. Well, this
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: is when he had first got out. He was like,
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: I ain't wearing them tight ass briefs, nuts hanging to
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: your sticking to your legs. So he only wear them
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: big ass Hanes draws, and my daddy was wearing like
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: a two X like when he got out, he still
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: thought the big stuff was like it took him years
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: to start wearing like straight legs and stuff. But he
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: there them old man be having all them babies. That's
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: that's good for your sperm count.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Them briefs is bad for a sperm count.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: That older man he was, he's nice looking and he
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: was real clean cut. I'm sure he had on some
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: nice Calvin Klein nautical briefs oh cool, but he was.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: He was a really nice old man. But thirty years
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: my senior is crazy. I don't know what to feed them.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm, you'll find something.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Thirty years thirty years, y'allmans so livings. Oh, my friend
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: said he's gonna try to eat your booty. Oh Dan,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know the filterday.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: I told you, I don't want nothing to do with nothing.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: The older guys they do are like super courteous, super sweet.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: They're gonna open the doors. They do, open all the doors.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: They jacket if they if you're riding with them, they
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: be like, you're hungry, you need something, constantly asking you
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: do you need something? He was like, don't take advantage
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: of me in the world. What you want to listen to?
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Accommodating somebody like that? But he our age.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: She in his thirties, and I was like, he's very
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Was he from the South, Yes, yeah, some southern men. Yeah,
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: that's when the Midwest edimless himself in sist.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Oh lord, what's your answers? Rey Milk, You will tell
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: y'all know.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: A little Dominican Africa?
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: What part of Africa? I don't know you're from Africa.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: I'm from Crenshaw Mafia. I ain't from Africa. I'm from
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Crenshaw Mafia. I would like to say that my back
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: is feeling a lot better this week. I have low
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: key been on bed rest all week, but I feel
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: a little better. I still kind of feel like like,
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know how to explain it. I feel like
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: how Adrian Browner looks. That's how I feel. Crunchy stuff
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: like you just like type ship. But I don't know
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: the way his like back touches the back of his head,
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: that's how I like.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: The way you're doing is making me think of shamar.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: It's close and getting too far into it, a real
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: big three. We'll be at five day. We will be
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: at five twenty days, so make sure you are there.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Make sure you are shopping Club five twenty dot com
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: for all of your gear. Concert tickets are on there.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: The field day is free, so pull up.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Mike just dropped on us, dropped on us today that
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: the field day is not kid friendly because he has
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: been advertising it as kid friendly.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Like little kid friendly or like kid that's true. I
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: mean I'm not bringing my my oldest daughter. She's something dope,
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: be able to making decrees. It's not on my pain.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: We're gonna have so much fun. I'll help you. Oh yay, Yeah,
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: we're gonna turn up. We're going to turn up. I'm
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: going to be the drunk cheerleader. Give me a woop
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: woo drunk. You're getting drunk that early? How early is
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: a eleven am two? It's going all day, y'all. That's something
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Barbie pays yourself a little drinking. I'm not drinking. I
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: ain't fucking with y'all. Man. The last time I got
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: sucked up with y'all, it was just too much. The
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: last time was the last time, y'all. That last time, no, sir.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: That night was just wait which night girl? One? We
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: shall forget one, we shall forget.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Please.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: I never want to talk about it. The kid never.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know, oh never never, broday, we all fucked up.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: I'm always fucked up.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: It was when we signed oh that night, okay, because
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: I was just fucked up with messing with Barbie last
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: weekend to blame out my body guys, I don't even
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she called me.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: I'm like these drunk ass host What the fuck was
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: I at? Your kids? Grow me such a good sport.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Though, I will say that she's she will stay on
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: the phone with you. She will stay on FaceTime with you,
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: and you I will go live. She will try to
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: call my phone.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: She will like stay Now. Oh we didn't even get
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: to talk about that, y'all. So where did you called
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: her the diddler? Oh well, we didn't talk. We didn't
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: go into detail.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: So our first very first episode on YouTube flagged. Now
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: we're flagged on Instagram and all four of our pages
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: are under restriction.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: All our personal pages and the five twenty somewhere page.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: We can't DM, we can't go live, we can't do anything.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: I can't monetize my page and make money off for
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: reels for ninety days.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: We can't even like a story like they are being
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: real strict.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: And the thing is, we sorry them, We sorry, we
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: were gonna.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to do.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: So the thing is because we made that real about
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: the whole pagan thing.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: And I said, I was like, you're to.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah ye, And basically I think it sounded a little bit.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: It sounded like in her champagne. She ain't even know it.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: I took it home and enjoyed it. I don't even
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: know what. Yeah. So but y'all. I was really just joke.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: That was a joke. I really didn't a nigga. It
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: was a joke.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: I mean I did do that, but like how Barbie
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: was like, he felt you slide in that hand, He
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: did feel it, and I ain't just gonna give it
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: to him dry like that.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: You gotta getting back first. You No, No, that's not
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: what I meant. But anyways, it was a joke. I
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: just said iron them just for theatrics, and I didn't
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: he knew it was coming.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: And then when he said he didn't like it, it
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: was like some hindsight. We was laughing about it the
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: next day and he was like, yeah, don't ever do
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: that ship again.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: So it never did. And so but yeah, I didn't
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: just you. I didn't yeout your guy. I think you
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: forgot one more line what Mike told.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: You to say.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: What the PR team is working.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: It's okay, we don't kink, shame nobody, right, but we're gonna.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Keep it, keep it real cute on the internet. Okay,
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: I don't got a booty hooking.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: You don't got no. I was it was just random.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Our last episode was called the booty episode. All Right,
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: we're looking at mout face with the booty bedness, said
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: certified boy was hard talking about. But y'all, I I
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: feel like Johnson, I like booty. I don't like booties.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: Have you all been coming on with new lingo?
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: All we have is lemon drop, thunderclap, biscuity? What can
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: a biscuit be? Yeah? What's up, lady?
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Dinner?
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: I don't like neck dinner. It's very like I like
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: tornado throat.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: I like that tornado.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: I don't like I don't like neck dinner, but to tornado. Okay, girl,
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: see you.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: Orlando Brown or.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Putting down? All right? I did it? No, I did now,
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: no young gum.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Somebody ever bit y'all was getting hit everyone man trying
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: to clean up the show. Malcolm, I didn't even say
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: the word he is he is, he's freaking out for show.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: But were on the top, on the top. I had
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: a little tweet definitely, y'all.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Have y'all ever had like, y'all's what are we calling
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: the word miss pearley? Have y'all ever had miss pearly?
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Slip in between somebody's gap? It's painful sound.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: It wasn't that. Hell no, not not the whole thing.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: But just like, you know, just let some of your
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: skin down there or whatever, just like slip through.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: It wasn't even a crazy gap.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: No, but I was like, oh, I know part of
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: my anatomy did not just go this man's teeth.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: It was so painful. Do you have good thunder throat experiences?
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Because if you having some stories? Okay, yes, I do,
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: not that one. I don't like I don't like nick dinner.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: We need something. Grilly could just say boring, it'll cokay. No,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I just let it slide and it didn't happen. No, No,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: have you ever had like pain during what anything to
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: have whatever? Kind of like overlooked.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: It and it didn't happen again, thank goodness.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: But after something traumatic like that, you kind of want
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: him to soothe it, so like, go ahead and no,
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: I don't say anything. Mm hmm. No stories from Kiki, right.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: I just hate people that lick hard. That's I hate that.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: We're gonna do a Patreon exclusive.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: We'll give a class on how to lick the missus
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: Parley and I'm just kidding.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Focus today, guys, guess what we are doing.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: We're at the studio until twelve am, and guess what
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Mike didn't tell us about it until yesterday, less than
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: twenty four hours. So I just said the day before
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Mother's Day. And I'm just imagining, like if I had
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: a man at home and I would have to be like,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: you know, Tamarson, that dude, dude, that's so not the beat.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: You know, the Taymar song I'm talking about, Just be
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: a man, but you know how to come on and
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: he on the phone, that's not that's her sister.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Oh it's Tony Brexton, Tony Brexton, Tony Brexton. But I'm
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: just imagining it having to be like, yeah, babe, don't
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: wait up. I'm gonna be at the studio. Yeah, I know,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I know, I know you really want to check out
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: that spy. But he's gonna go to he gonna he
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: gonna understand. Can you make He's gonna be like It's like,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to make a way for both of us,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: you know, so we can take that trip you wanted
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: to take.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Oh hell no, yeah, so sounding like Alicia Keys to Michael,
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: we can meet him right here across the park, right here.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: He was sounding so like nigger ish, noigs, just crazy.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm gonna be like I left that thirty
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: on the on the dresser for you go get your
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: hair cut.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: I see you in the morning thirty. But yeah, so
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know. This is what we're going through here,
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: and we.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Can't sustain a relationship at this point because it ain't
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: nobody going for that?
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Are you going for that? Milk at the studio till
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: twelve twelve? Ain't that bad?
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: It was crazy job.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Be up here more than us be just think love
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: and the study, the couch. Literally, do it? Do it?
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: You missed? You are just not at all story about
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: how he didn't cracked a woman? Hitty. I don't want
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: to hit nothing computer, that's why.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: Really do it?
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: What was that you made me think about the computer?
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: I was the wrong y'all want me to try?
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: No, unt make it, No, I'll make it. I just
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: don't want to hurt any expensive.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's all I was thinking about. I'm already
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: in the whole, y'all. I can't break name. We in
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: the hole. That's why we're here at twelve o'clock with
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: no with no talk back. Oh it's mother day. Who
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: cares on the blade? I mean from the stro five
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: two os? No, No, who's doing that. They delete that.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I'm glad they I'm glad they can't hear any When.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Y'all pick up y'all kids from your baby daddy house,
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: do y'all take Are you opposed to having a man
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: in the car with you?
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, you're trying to get us.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: No, I'm just asking, like, if it's my boyfriend, and
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: like established boyfriend, it shouldn't be a problem.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't see that that happening though. That
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: would be.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: When they pick up your kid from your house. Dude,
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: are they allowed to have a girl in a car.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: The thing is, I would not from my house. I
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: don't want nobody to know where I live. That would
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: be excessive. But like if we were meeting up somewhere
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: and the girl was in the car, because I've been
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: in the car with someone picking up their kids, so.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm, yeah, meet up, It's cool.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: I feel like my baby dad had his girl in
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: the car when he and I felt like he should
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: have asked me before he pulled up.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: At your house.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: Yes, and you know how you are about your I'm
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: so extra about my house. Yes, I'm overly extra, And
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: I just feel like you could have asked, like.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: I've been with a guy for years and will literally
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: I've dropped the guy off because we were together. I've
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: dropped him off like at his place, went to go
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: pick up my kids and then went back and got
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: my nigga, just.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Because I feel like it's disrespectful to especially but even
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: that to me, don't pull up with no bitch in
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: a car. But also like because it's no, he's not,
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: we not doing that. He gonna love me to the
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: day he died. He don't he know not to do
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: no ship like that?
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Oh mind satan, But we can move on.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Hello, how long a y'all waiting to introduce some man
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: y'all baby daddy.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: I don't have to. That never needs to take place.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: For what I know you don't like so.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: And he he I mean you my kids then I
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: don't know them and I don't need to way. All
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: I have to trust is your judgment as a co parent.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: That's try to meet her for real.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Ideally though, like if I do take somebody serious, I
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: would like to do that.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: But in the way we set up.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Men are This is the thing. Men are very immature.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: They're not as mature as us. Like us, we can
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: you know, meet the baby the I mean the other girl,
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: the girl. We can, you know, talk to them, do
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: pick ups. I can, I can exchange my my with
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: with the girlfriend.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: You don't even gotta be there.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: You can come to the parties like when you are
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: a boyfriend you Danner can't even invite your baby dad
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: to the party or vice versa. Like men are soull,
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: territorial and immature, like can y'all get with the program?
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Like how we be doing?
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: And I think it's some men that I don't think
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: that all men are like that, because I see it
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: a lot like or the men are actually being the
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: more mature one with some females, cause like some females
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: be catty with it, like trying to like push the
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: boyfriend to like make the baby daddy jellish and stuff
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: So I see a lot of men that put them
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: you know. But it's a sticky subject.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: But like Trump said, just I trust your judgment to
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: not have anybody that to do anything inappropriate or harmful
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: to my child.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: So and it's just.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Like, bro, who are you? Like the world don't revolve
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: around you. I'm not reaching out to your girlfriend like
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: y'all do. Y'all, and we gonna do us like I
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: might collab with like my man's baby mama if that's
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: what he wants us to do. But that's me catering
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: to him, Like I'm not catering to my baby daddy,
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Like who are you lost?
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: I'm not reaching out to your girlfriend.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Prioritized baby Daddy's that ship water under the bridge.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: That's just my son made me feel so special today, y'all.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: And the thing is like he really stood on business
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: about me, Like he made sure to get me a
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: gift and he picked it out and he was just
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: he was not playing, like come pick me up.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: I got to give my mommy a gift.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: And I was just like he's so young and just
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: so thoughtful, like he is the sweetest special today.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he tried to help me cook back for herself. I
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: was like, please get the fun out.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: The way like that when your kids want to help cook.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Be like to be so patient, literally, like patience is then.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: But like speaking of cooking, what is something nasty that
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: your mom made when you.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Were a kid. Everything? My mom cannot cook.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: She can't cook. No, she's better now, she's better now
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: than when we were kids.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: But y'all to cook? How to cook? Y'all? Me?
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Mom My daddy can't cook. Definitely could cook what you
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: get around the kitchen.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Mam mad mom cute yeah man mom yr daddy's side. Okay, yep, yeah.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: She but she would make like some mooning food. She
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: could do that or whatever. But she can make some rice.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: So do y'all make y'all making min and rice or
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: y'all making real rice? Real rice? Am I less of
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: a woman because I make miny rice? No? I feel
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: like just like we grew up like that, Like we
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: we make rice with every meal.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: I love min of rice, spaghetti, nothing. We making the
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: mint rice in the red box like the little or
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: in the both.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: I used the plastic and I use the red one
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: because I'm like it's good.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't get the rice in that red box is
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: good and it says min and rice, But to me,
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: I feel like it cooked the same.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: It's really good when you with sugar and butter.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: When you cook real rice, you have to like really
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: rinsing and all that stuff, And how long does it take?
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Like why do people act like it tastes like second nature?
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: To me?
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: I can whip up some rice like it is nothing. Yeah,
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: what's y'all go to the cook for a man? You
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: got a sneak in some mac and cheese somewhere. Okay,
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: he's not like la.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Disabilities when it comes to eating niggas.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: It's so many who's like, I don't eat mac, I
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: don't need pasta, I don't need this.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: I have a man. Tell me he don't eat seafood.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: That was just so I hate. Yes, he was allergic.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: I'm like, but.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: You still dabbles tech, yeah, maybe still eat it. Yeah,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: because they said to go to to keep a man
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: as a pot roast?
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Oh? Is it like that?
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: They act like that's like such a grown thing to make.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: I mean you literally just throw all that in yours dinner.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Like the steps heritage you push stuff? Are y'all specific specific?
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Islander specific? Okay, you se y'all month happy look at
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: us Islander Heritage month? Asian?
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: I mean they do that, you know they be doing
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: that on the little ice step test.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Asian and Pacific Islander.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: What y'all call y'all some some grandma grand her name,
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: what's what's the word what's the word for grandma? And
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: y'all language, You basically call them Mom. You that's mom.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: That's cute.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Come on, you supposed to be and you don't even
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: know they do.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Listen, it's.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Month, it's it's also Mother's Day, and it's also nurses.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: We and oh that's what was on my car happy
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: nurses weak to try And.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: This is what I wanted to say because I was
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: so nervous because they got this new virus. Put us first,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Queen Micha will up the score.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Put us first. Don't leave us, don't go to l
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: A for no shortage. We need you here, Michael, because
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: she tries to leave us. Y'all don't understand when COVID
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: was going on. They was paying tangis a week.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: I know they was. I know they was. We just
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: about to be spread out on the couch. I'm gonna
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: come from the week, y'all. Ain't fucking with it, she said.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: When I see that, you see we want to be
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: and she locked in already.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: What's it called? What's the virus? Okay, all right, we're
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: not talking. We're not like trickles down slow like in
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: the hospitals. We're not talking about that ship.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: Y'all.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: It's all over the media because why would they let
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: them people off at work.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Or any media I've seen. I said, y'all, trap gonna
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: leave us. We're gonna be sure.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: I ain't gonna just replace her with one of your
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: other ship. I don't know the name. That's some scurry
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: ship right here.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: It's a potentially deadly I bought a new hand sanitizer
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: and everything.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Look at her. Meanwhile, even know the name of it.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: We need you. She's going. She's gonna be on the
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: first thing. California ain't seen it, and we ain't.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's just we It just comes up in
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: conversation like gossip, just like how we wanna talk about
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: it until we see it or yeah, so we have
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: another samo and sister on the couch. We're just gonna
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: keep calling her trop while she's going gone to California.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: To fight the virus. So what's show me to impress
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: a guy? Not a damn thing.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Uh, it's always like steak. I'm gonna I'm gonna go
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: stak crazy.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: You be salmon for me.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, they're gonna talk about your top, Fred
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: But I don't even eat salmon anymore.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: So now I was like, whatever, whatever is clever.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I've seen a girl there making a tomahawk for men,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: And I say, and if I make a damn tomahawk,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I want to ring.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: This because not for real?
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: If I if I, if I make a tomahawk, nigga
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: wife meet cuff meat immediately speaking of wife, have y'all
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: ever dealt with a mom in law? I mean, none
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: of us are Mary, but you know what I mean
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: A mom in law, a mom, a mom zilla, a mom.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Ster in law. Yeah, a mom ster in law.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, somewhat I dealt with like an extreme mama's boy.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: But the mom was real cool though, yeah, until she wasn't.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: But it was just like, was she not during y'all's
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: relationship or she was? She was super cool? Uh, it
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: was just a little look.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: Look.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: The thing was, see, they gonna end up writing for
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: They could like you, they could love you, whatever, but
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: they gonna end up writing for their son when stuff
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: hit the fan, and it's just like, you know, you
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: know that she's a girl, right, Yeah, so, but you
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: said you dealt with that before, not not like that,
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: But I've dealt with like sisters not liking me, moms
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: not really like like stuff like that.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: I ain't gonna lie I have my mom slapp one of.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: My what what the girl hits you?
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah? She pulled up. I had cheated on her whatever
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: she put up on me, and we was talking out side.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: But she was like, I'm about to go tell your
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: mama this, this and that, and d like, yeah, you're tweaking.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: You don't know my mama.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: When niggas hate when you call their mom.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: She walked in the crib, she yelled my mama name.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: She like, I'm like, my mama, came off that corner
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: she did them jumped from the top flight all the
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: way to the bottom. It was arguing. She's like, you
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: got me fun. She was like, you made a bitch,
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: made ass son.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: She deserves to get slep.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: I was about to walk up to her. I'm like, yo,
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: you bugging ma. Mama helped me back and she smacked
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: her ass and get.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: On my well deserved because girl, if you got.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: A problem, call your mama and tell her bring her
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: ass up here. She get her ass beat to her.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Period kail period.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: I see, yeah, that's my nigg.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: You called CPS owner.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, niggas'd be like that.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: No, that was not right. What's the what's some mom
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: sayings that went platinum in your house? Milk?
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: What your mama used to say to Yeah, what she
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: used to say, like I brought you in this world,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: but I take you out.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: What she used to say to you.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: My mama just she just talked ship. She wouldn't say
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: no sin, talking ship all day.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Y'all ain't clean up, ya ain't take the meat out
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: what y'all.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: Was doing, clean up, take the trash out the fun.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: Y'all want to be homeless? Okay, y'all want to live
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: like some homeless people. That's all she would do is
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: talk shit.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: What about for y'all?
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: My mama used to say, never bite the hand that
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: feeds you.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: Never bite the hands that you have to feed us.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: She also used to say, do y'all know what a
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: fib is?
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: A key fob? No like a five? Do you know
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: what it stands for? It means fresh off the boat.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: So like if you get dressed or whatever, or if
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: she feel like you look crazy or you don't look presentable,
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: be like you look like a five.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: She used to say that all the time. Here be saying,
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: may be at Burlington.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: She used to say that, and she was the same,
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: like whenever I had like an issue, or you come
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: to her like and you can like vent to her,
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: complaining to her about something.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: She used to be like, baby, they just jealous. They're
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: just jealous.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: That's my mama's favorite. Everybody was jealous of me. I
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: gonna believe that to the day I die.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: They just my daughter say that I am my daughter.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Gonna always tell me everybody that my daughter gonna.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Mama's thay, I'm not one of your little friends. To
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: this day, she is my little friend type.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: She is my little friend.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: My mama stays saying, respect that mother and that father
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: and now shall have ever lasting Like okay, So she
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: just used that ship against us all the time, like
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: bro quick weaponizing a bible.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: And she was good for like if you ask her
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: for some or if you ask her to go somewhere
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: and then she don't really give you no answer for
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: real and then like fast forward like a day or something.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Then then you do some shit that pissed her off. She's
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: gonna be like and I was gonna let you go, yes.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Off, let me go anyway you was waiting on me
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: With them older mamas used to say, wow, oh he
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: was his way he and.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Hear no mama sent me off the boot camp.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Because you was bad or bad. I'm a little bus
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: I've been drinking too much today.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: Papaul he had like a strict program I have. It's
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: like middle school. On to school at a thirty. The
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: nigga will wake me up at six in the morning.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Do homework before school. What I swear to God, I'm
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: doing homework. Last night I did. I was studying, doing
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: homework period, no game, no phone. Nigga had a warm
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: clock right by my bed. It come in. He was
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: so petty. He'll drive me to school. You know, I'm
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: a kiss. I'm tired. Sleep on the window. This niggas
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: rolls down the window the whole car.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good one. I'm gonna use that. That's
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: my cold. I'm gonna use that for shows.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: I just thought about a random snack my mama used
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: to used to give us. Did y'all used to eat
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: the little chicken and biscuits with the little spray cheese.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what other kind of like ghetto snacks? Did y'all?
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Is that ghettle?
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: I need to sausag juice with some hot sauce. Also,
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: our greeny used to give us all the time for lunch.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: She used to always give us crackers with balognea and cheese,
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: and I ain't gonna lie. It tasted like mad.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: It was good. I study to this day if I
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: didn't know what was in bologna? Do y'all eat tuna? Mhm? Sardines?
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Y'all know that canned.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: Oysters, hoghead cheese. I've heard of it, the ball No, a.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Whole bunch of stuff stuff together. It's almost like because
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: it used to be a deli down the street from us.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: I don't feel like I've had that, though. It tastes
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: a little bit.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: It looks spammy eat spam. No, No, I'm gonna say
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: I was in the trenches for real stamon eggs.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: What about oatmealk cookies? Yeah? Did y'all used to have
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: to let them get still? I never ate that. Do
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: you ate this?
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: Nothing?
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: You from Gary? Ain't you?
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah? It's giving Malcolm.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: What about what's a weird food combination that y'all like? Mmm?
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: I don't think I got none. Y'all got nothing? Y'all
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: know what I like? I like lace potato chips with
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: hot sauce and shirty cheese.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Laced potato chips and hot sauce is absolutely fire. Did
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: y'all do ships and dip like the French onion? Yeah,
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Deans French onion, that's what it was. That was fire mount.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Are you young enough? Did y'all do like the pickles
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: in the kool aid?
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: We did? Y'all did that?
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: Did y'all?
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: I all like that ship a little sweet little I
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: don't like that.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: I had to like little pepper with a hot cheeto
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: like some cream cheese.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: I want to try that, they said with cucumbers or something.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: We're gonna try that next.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, did y'all put Okay, Derek, you put water salt
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: on your watermelon?
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: You do that?
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Salt and watermelon is crazy? Oh my gosh, that's old
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: school for real, My Green.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: You got any combinations? Milk? Mike?
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Pretty clean cut? Just hot dogs. I'm tired of looking
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: at him with this thing in his mouth.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: The wood, the woods.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Take it out falls, hot Tabasco and oreos.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Discuss a bit much. That's absolutely disgusting.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, while it's Mother's day, y'all. Okay, y'all know what's
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: saying that? I fucking hate. That's really like normalized.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Fuck them kids. Oh I lie hate it, fuck them kids,
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: drop what. I hate it. I can't stand it. I
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: think that we just take it too literal, like fuck
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: them kids.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: It sounds so nasty. I just no, not even nasty.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: It's just like I just I just don't like it.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: It just rubs me the wrong way. Of course, I'm
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: socialized to be like, okay, cool whatever, they're just joking.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: But like, I never used that phrase. I just don't
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: like it.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, I use it all the time. I get I
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: get it, but it's just like kids are annoying. I
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: feel like moms need to say fuck them kids sometimes.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: I just don't think we should ever say that. I
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: don't think we should normalized. I know it's a joke,
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: but I just don't. I feel you, and you know,
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: I'm very much like attached to my long time and
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: you know, my baby daddy doing his thing or whatever.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: But I it's not it's not my cup of teeth,
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: that's same. It's just my personal preference. I just I
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: don't use the phrase. I've always hated it. I don't
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: like the way it rolls off the tongue. Oh, I
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: be loving to fuck them kids, fuck get them out
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: my house. I need a break, I need to breathe.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: I need some space. Bro, I didn't have somebody safe.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: And if you want to say fuck them kids referring
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: to your kids, go for it.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: But when the motherfucker when I'm like, oh no, I
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: can't cuz I don't have I gotta work, Oh no,
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: I gotta take the kids to.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: They game or and the motherfucker be like, fuck them kids,
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: true kids.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: I was out of town one time and I was
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: with I ended up linking with this guy from the
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: city or whatever, and we was like out drunk, like anyway.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: The next day, I missed my damn flight messing with him,
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: and I'm just like, but I didn't know I was.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: I was late, and I'm on my way to the
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: airport and I'm like, I'm gonna be so depressed if
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: I miss this flight. I'm like, I'm ready to get home.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: I'm ready to get home to my kids. He gonna
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: say something, fuck them kids, y'all. When I say I
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: did not talk to him for months, I wouldn't because
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: I know that it's a normal saying. But it's like, literally,
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: like no, the fuck, don't you see I'm over here,
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: depressed even who is to see them? And it's already
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: like offensive when men don't understand, like and.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: He's a great kid, he's a great dad.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: But I under it's a very normalized phrase. But I'm
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: just like, especially in that moment, I'm like, I mean,
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: even minus the phrase, when they're not considered of your
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: time with your kids, like just like, for instance.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: Oh what you off work on Friday?
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I am off work, but that doesn't mean I'm available.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: I'm still a mom, Like your time don't come before
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: my kids time, no period, Stay another day, nigga.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: No. The next thing smoking, who did you talking.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: About always putting them kids first when y'all first became
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: moms though any unwarranted advice that used.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: To get on mm hmm probably that was such a
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: long time.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, cause I don't know if y'all have seen like
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: on social media, but Scottie off of Baddies, y'all know,
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: she just had her first kid with Lemmy, the owner
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: of Zeus and everything, and she is getting so tired
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: of people telling her like how to take care of
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: her kid, like what to do. But I feel like
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: people have that, especially like people have that so bad.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: Always trying to coach you and tell you what to
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: do when you're a new mom, and.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: It's just like chill, bruh, I got.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: This, Yeah, And it's so instinctual, like you know what
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: the hell to do?
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: If if animals know what to do, we're whole humans,
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: why would we not know what to do? But I
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: will say they didn't have that baby in the airport,
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: no blanket on, nothing, just.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Like nothing more than a baby not having a blanket
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: on or had in some side.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: What y'all like, y'all got the baby roll dog in there.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: But I understand though as well her and let me
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: oh but fuck them kids.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: By twenty day, make sure y'all got yall tickets, y'all
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: in the building, Field Day concert after party at Georgia Street.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Make sure y'all got y'all gears, shop Club five twenty
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: dot com. And to end us out, Kiki, you got
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: anything to say anything you want to tell the people?
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: Happy birth not happy birthday, happy retirement? PJ? Who's PJ
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Washington today? Only you don't know today? Only the news? Nothing?
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: Tell me more? Who is that? You know? You know Packer?
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: He was on the show, ain't he saying? He was
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: gonna retire.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, y'all got me feeling like I got my news
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: mixed up.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to so PJ. Tucker, who used to play
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: for a lot of people. Oh, okay, and he's retiring.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: He's a black man. Yes, he's like he's like a
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: friend that he liked. All right, shout out to p J.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Tucker and enjoy your retirement. Love. I know I've seen
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: him before.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, Bucks, Houston, he played all the team, Jeff played
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: all let's see go back, Let's see where else she said,
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Harlem Grove, Trup, the Rocket.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: Oh that's I mean, that's Atlanta.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no shirt, y'all know.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: I know because when I seen the Bucks, my mind
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: went to Atlanta, and then I seen no Houston Rockets.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: That's a basketball team. Yes, okay, so it was just
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: two different jerseys. That's that episode Los Angeles Jos.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: Yikes, he desires to retire. Okay, mkay, he got area code.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Shout out. Shout out to my god, PJ. Make sure
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: he had clube five twenty days since he retired, Phoenix,
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: cause we out of here. Okay. Then, okay, bay Wo