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OUTRO: A Balanced Diet · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your man Bastards, Loving the Big Shoved podcast
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  Speaker 2: Doggies for to seven every weekday on Radio Rackare Fuck Yeah, Mike.
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  Speaker 2: If you had to wear one of minor Hordy J's hats,
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  Speaker 2: which one would you opt for Jess's? Yeah, yeah, that
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  Speaker 2: chicks out.
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  Speaker 1: I really wish you'd wash your caps a bit more often, though.
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  Speaker 2: Can you see the muck on Jason's hat already?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's no no. I mean I can't see the
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  Speaker 3: mac on either of them, to be honest with you,
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  Speaker 3: but on that one is suitably vague enough for I
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  Speaker 3: feel like I'd be content We're in it. I don't
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  Speaker 3: have any kind of an affinity with ducks. Yeah, for
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  Speaker 3: your one, it feels like you must love ducks to
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  Speaker 3: wear a duck cat and ameny into ducks. Not really.
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  Speaker 1: My duck that lives at my house has shat on
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  Speaker 1: your hat, Jason.
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  Speaker 2: My hat as clean as a whistle, all right. Because
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  Speaker 2: I look at myself in the mirror before I go
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  Speaker 2: to work and I go for ages. Her keys is
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  Speaker 2: really vain.
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  Speaker 1: Do you look at yourself for ages? Not?
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 2: I used to when I was young?
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  Speaker 3: Did you read what I tell you? What? That's the
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  Speaker 3: time I spent the least amount of time looking in
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  Speaker 3: the mirror.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't give her. I knew, mate, I knew I
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  Speaker 1: was hot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah right, okay with your feather earring and your pussy face.
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  Speaker 1: Yeahs face, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: That was a good time, the passy face. So I
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  Speaker 3: tried all sorts of things for that. I didn't have
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  Speaker 3: it as bad as you, and I'm not sure many
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  Speaker 3: people did, but.
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  Speaker 1: I had it shockingly.
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  Speaker 3: Did you end up on the steroids for that?
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  Speaker 1: I ended up on this like nuclear as face peel, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: face peel thing, any biotos and vitamins.
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  Speaker 3: Because I did the clearersole, didn't they? That was the
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  Speaker 3: thing which is a complete waste of time.
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  Speaker 1: Topicks, You remember topicks.
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  Speaker 3: There was a woman and the woman she was a
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  Speaker 3: girl at that stage, keysy. She was only young, and
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  Speaker 3: she saw by putting her face over steaming steam it
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  Speaker 3: up and a towel over it, and then and then
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  Speaker 3: maybe a nice bath and your face or some shit
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  Speaker 3: like that. But it said, I think it's Jeanes, isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: There's not much you can do about it, totally man.
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  Speaker 1: But I tell you what the mistake I used to make,
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  Speaker 1: which was a classic.
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  Speaker 3: Mistake, getting your dicky out on the first date.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there, it's because my face was so oily all
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  Speaker 1: the time. It is I continuously washed my face because
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  Speaker 1: I was I fucking ate my face, and I'd wash
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  Speaker 1: it all the time and didn't use moisturizer, and so
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  Speaker 1: of course what would happen is I'd wash my sake
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  Speaker 1: my face was soap and it would dry my face,
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  Speaker 1: and that would then soap, yes, and then that would
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  Speaker 1: prompt was that boarding school, you didn't have fancy ship
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  Speaker 1: at boarding school, and then that that would prompt my
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  Speaker 1: skin to produce oil more oil, right, So I was
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  Speaker 1: actually shooting myself on the foot by constantly washing my face.
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  Speaker 2: Only you can sort of harness that oil and collect it,
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  Speaker 2: and then you have like a lantern.
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  Speaker 3: To cook your fries, isn't it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like your fresh tiny snapper filets that are about.
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  Speaker 3: Beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Lucy's so she needs some snapper this morning is for lunch.
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  Speaker 2: I obviously don't like fish with like chili oil, and
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  Speaker 2: you know, all sorts of stuff. And it was spring
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  Speaker 2: onions and stuff, and she's like, there might be the
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  Speaker 2: boost fish I've had.
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  Speaker 1: It was did you eat yours last night? Fuck?
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  Speaker 3: It was good.
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  Speaker 2: It was full when I got home, and also when
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  Speaker 2: she because I put it in a little tup of
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  Speaker 2: wey container and I was like, it's in the fridge,
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  Speaker 2: go over look, And then she pulled it out. She's like, wow,
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  Speaker 2: these phillips and filets are massive.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, why didn't you put keep
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  Speaker 3: it in that plastic bag because that was sixy not
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  Speaker 3: enough plastic.
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  Speaker 1: We put it in a plastic bag that would have
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  Speaker 1: held about It was a garbage bear, twenty liters of
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  Speaker 1: rubbish and it was a fucking enormous bag.
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  Speaker 2: And it said food proof bag and I was like perfect, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: And they put two filets in it and carried that
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  Speaker 2: across the road. It was over your shoulder center.
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  Speaker 3: It was a joy.
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  Speaker 1: It was an absolute joy. I don't heard of the
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  Speaker 1: mood today.
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  Speaker 2: Fellow, you fucking her of a mood too.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking now. I'm getting over my bathroom being done and
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  Speaker 1: bloody people in the house all the time.
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  Speaker 3: But how much long you got left on that? I
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  Speaker 3: don't know, be there for five days must be filthy?
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  Speaker 1: Can I can I just preface this by saying they're
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  Speaker 1: they're doing a great job. They're doing a great job.
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  Speaker 1: But you know when you just don't there's people in
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  Speaker 1: your space and you're just like and then I.
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  Speaker 2: Suppose most people would go to work while they were
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  Speaker 2: doing that exactly, But your bloody flat out jos because
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  Speaker 2: you got no time to play golf.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was wet today.
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  Speaker 2: By the way you carry on, I'll pull you up
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  Speaker 2: on the snakes.
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  Speaker 1: But then I was like and and finally, I've got
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  Speaker 1: to have a shower and just get on with things.
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  Speaker 1: When had a shower, fully nude, jumped in the shower,
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  Speaker 1: it was a bit tipperd and.
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  Speaker 2: I forgot to learn my lines.
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  Speaker 1: No, it was in the shower and all the fucking
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  Speaker 1: hot water was gone, and I was like, what the
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  Speaker 1: fuck is that? And had a freeze. I was cold
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  Speaker 1: before I went in the shower, and then had a
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  Speaker 1: really cold, free cold. Don't know, don't know what's happened
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  Speaker 1: to it. I'm saying with a fan in the bathroom
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  Speaker 1: that suddenly shot.
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  Speaker 3: Its pants by the fuse has gone out.
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  Speaker 1: No what I think We've had this pumping store and
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  Speaker 1: I we'll figure it out.
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  Speaker 3: It'll be fine.
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  Speaker 1: But I just hated having a cold shower. I know
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  Speaker 1: some people do that deliberately.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Pugs does that?
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  Speaker 1: I do, do you? Yeah, like a minute before the
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  Speaker 1: universe shower. My wife does that too, a minute before
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  Speaker 1: the end of her shower. She makes it cold.
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  Speaker 3: Right, have a good one at the gym, but not
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  Speaker 3: at home hot.
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  Speaker 2: When it's when it's hot in summer, you've been for
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  Speaker 2: a run or something. I'll have a cold shower temporarily
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  Speaker 2: and then turn it up.
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  Speaker 1: Do your nips get really hard?
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  Speaker 3: I haven't got nips that they do get hard, but
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  Speaker 3: you couldn't tell. The difference really wrecked the whole Racky
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  Speaker 2: It's just on today's weather. Would you be open to
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  Speaker 2: playing in it as it is now? And as it
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  Speaker 2: was it was like a light sprinkling of dusting of rain.
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  Speaker 1: Well when I woke up, which is not when you
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  Speaker 1: woke up, No, it was it was fucking pounding down.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, she's no good.
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  Speaker 2: But Auckland after an hour, it's completely different. So like
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  Speaker 2: how it was today, I was the whole time I
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  Speaker 2: was at home, Like I would have still played happy.
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  Speaker 2: I've got a golf jacket.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have a golf jacket, just a regular
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  Speaker 1: jacket golf not just a bit respect restrictive, but you
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  Speaker 1: know when you're those. And I did do a few
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  Speaker 1: productive things, but not enough to make me feel happy,
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  Speaker 1: and I was getting rid of.
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  Speaker 2: I had a terrible sleep, just a shocker, went to
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  Speaker 2: bed wired because me and Pugs were dominating all night
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  Speaker 2: online to go to bed like eleven thirty, had a
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  Speaker 2: shocker of a sleep, didn't get to sleep till like
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  Speaker 2: one thirty or something, then woke up really early and
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  Speaker 2: then finally got back to sleep, and then yeah, it
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  Speaker 2: was just a shambles. And then just woke up and
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  Speaker 2: I was pissed off because I wanted to go out
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  Speaker 2: and do something, to play golf, do the garden or something,
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  Speaker 2: but it was all muddy around our house and so
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  Speaker 2: I was just ah, and so lucaid to take me
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  Speaker 2: for a walk around the block.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, little keys, come.
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  Speaker 3: Lead, let's go.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, no, it's spitting I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to go, and let's go.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to know what my wife said to me.
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  Speaker 1: What my wife said to me as she was leaving
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  Speaker 1: today before I went to work. You need to fucking
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  Speaker 1: eat something. That was what she said to me.
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  Speaker 2: Hungry.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's what she thinks.
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  Speaker 3: That helps.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, what have you eaten today? A couple of crackers,
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  Speaker 1: A filthy hour of a mood.
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  Speaker 2: But you know when you're just in the horror of
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  Speaker 2: a mood, Yeah, yeah, that's okay.
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  Speaker 3: I was not in the horror of a mood and
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  Speaker 3: I literally said, woke up and I just said it is.
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  Speaker 2: I am in a bad mood. Yeah, it's good. That's
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  Speaker 2: what you gotta lead with. And she just needs that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: she's like, you've just been shitty. Yeah, yeah, exactly for
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  Speaker 2: not and they don't deserve that. I mean, they won't
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  Speaker 2: do it for you, but you should be aware of
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  Speaker 2: it for yourself.
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  Speaker 1: I never taken out of another No, no, god, no,
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  Speaker 1: you're a backbone. I just keep it in broiling and
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  Speaker 1: raging in my system and causing me acid acidic reflux.
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  Speaker 3: We had a meeting with the accountants at about nine
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  Speaker 3: to thirty, and at about quarter past said do you
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  Speaker 3: want some eggs? She was making some eggs. I was
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  Speaker 3: like fifteen minutes, so no, that's not long enough. Now
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  Speaker 3: I'm all good. So she made them by about twenty
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  Speaker 3: three minutes past ate them all good, look delicious. I
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  Speaker 3: had nothing by nine to thirty three, three minutes into
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  Speaker 3: this fucking meeting. I'm like, fux gosh, you'd eat. I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna be a yeah, And it was and it was
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  Speaker 3: and lovely, lovely guy. But it was one of those
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  Speaker 3: things because I was hungry. I was having something explained
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  Speaker 3: to me, but I got it about five seconds in,
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  Speaker 3: but it was going for significantly longer than that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and it's just like, yeah, I got it, yep, yep, no, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: all good. And then in the end just had to say,
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  Speaker 3: did you in the bud?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got it, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crack on man. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Did you have eggs?
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  Speaker 3: Man? It did in the endi, I had three eggs
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  Speaker 3: with some cheese ever caddo and tomatoes. Jesus, it was good. There.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking had two crackers. Yeah, two crackers, and I've already eaten.
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  Speaker 1: Salada, year slada. They were just two sladers, well not
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  Speaker 1: even the whole square, just half a salader.
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  Speaker 2: So it was what is it bite size, snacks size
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  Speaker 2: or meal size? One snack sized salada.
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  Speaker 3: Two snacks, eyes with peanut butter, classic cracker for peanut
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  Speaker 3: butter on.
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  Speaker 1: A Yeah, you guys, sometimes I crave peanut butter. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what it is. I get the craving for
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  Speaker 1: you say, fixing far is it?
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  Speaker 3: What's it called fixing?
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  Speaker 1: Fixing fogs the thing?
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I can't believe that's all you eat. That's
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  Speaker 2: something I would eat when I was like four. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and I had a tough act.
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  Speaker 1: But it was one of those situations. This is my
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  Speaker 1: situation all the time is I don't know what I
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  Speaker 1: feel like, and so then I.
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  Speaker 2: Get that I'm hungry and listen to this ship.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't know what I feel like.
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  Speaker 2: Right, But so, so your issue is you don't know
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  Speaker 2: what you feel like, and then when someone gives you something,
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  Speaker 2: it's never good enough.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's not true. You give them a bag of
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  Speaker 3: chips so much crackers or chippies, crager.
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  Speaker 1: You're way word of me, You're a You do fest
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  Speaker 1: falls of chips yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: You ate an entire bag minus one handful from me,
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  Speaker 3: and you ate half a container of dip.
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  Speaker 1: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just happy he's eating.
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  Speaker 1: But Pugsun had him too.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sure, you're in the eating licking the bag
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  Speaker 3: as you will want to do. Listen, there's nothing you
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  Speaker 3: know more than if.
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  Speaker 1: You've got the combo of dips and chip.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, take away the dip.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah chips, just chips.
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  Speaker 2: Or just two saladas. Yeah, I would be asleep if
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  Speaker 2: I'd only had two slats because I had a lamb
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  Speaker 2: semi for lunch with some spinach on it, and I
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  Speaker 2: had some weedy bis. It was good man, and Lucy
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  Speaker 2: made me a banana smoothie. Still in a hoo of
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  Speaker 2: a mood after all. Yeah, yeah, she's trying to like
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  Speaker 2: you're trying makes me.
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  Speaker 3: It makes me angry.
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  Speaker 2: Just leave me. Yeah, leave me alone for concentrate on
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  Speaker 2: your own mood. Bro to be honest, when I've got
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  Speaker 2: to hear cut change to the barber. Cheered me up right,
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  Speaker 2: So now I.
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  Speaker 3: Go to sleep dot matter what time of day, I
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  Speaker 3: know when I go to that barber, I'm just immediately
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  Speaker 3: yawning my head off right horrendous.
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  Speaker 1: Mmm the front, baby, you're a shocker.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny with the eyes to the front thing, because
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  Speaker 2: it's like with the snack thing. You're both shockers. But
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  Speaker 2: it's like blame it, you know.
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  Speaker 1: It's like I find in terms of eyes to the front.
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  Speaker 1: You're the worst.
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  Speaker 2: My eyes are literally I can't look over there unless
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  Speaker 2: you look over there, and sometimes I won't even look
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  Speaker 2: and you're just sat. Well, you're perfect. Okay, then we
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  Speaker 2: believe you.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay, don't do that. No, it's okay, man, we won't.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's put the blinds down. We'll never have
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  Speaker 2: to worry about it.
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  Speaker 1: Jace Toatsman. Whatever luck, he's back tracking.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I take it there, I take him there. We're
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  Speaker 2: just joking around, fellas. It's the I want the sunlight.
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  Speaker 3: Hey.
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