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Mic Drop Comedy Plano _ Comedian Justin Tietjen(MP3_320K) · Mic Drop Comedy

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  Speaker 1: Boom. Welcome back to another week of Good to Know
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  Speaker 1: from Plano. We're going to be joined by a very,
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  Speaker 1: very funny cat, a very interesting person, you guys, a
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  Speaker 1: good friend of mine, Mr. Justin. Hey. Hey, guys. How
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  Speaker 1: you doing? So how are you, dude?
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  Speaker 2: Good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Good.
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  Speaker 2: You're doing great.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I tend to point in some of that
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  Speaker 1: as soon.
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  Speaker 2: As I'm going to speak. No, you're good.
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  Speaker 1: So I was going to say, just found out too,
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  Speaker 1: because as we were talking, that you're from Tucson.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm from Tucson, Arizona. I was there for like
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  Speaker 2: 24 years, and then 23, 24, something like that. Then
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  Speaker 2: I moved to Vegas for a year, and then I
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  Speaker 2: moved back to Arizona, but I moved to Phoenix. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And that's when I started comedy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Cause that's where I know you from. That's why
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  Speaker 1: I thought you were, you were, you were from Phoenix.
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  Speaker 1: I just, right now I was like, Oh, you're from Tucson.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's so interesting, dude. Cause like, okay. So I
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  Speaker 1: went to Tucson for my first time, I think about
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  Speaker 1: a year ago. Uh, I did, I went and did, um, laughs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Um, and then I was rolling all around, uh,
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  Speaker 1: just to, to check out the town and stuff like that. And, um,
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  Speaker 1: It's a city. It's got.
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  Speaker 2: It's a city.
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  Speaker 1: It's a city.
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  Speaker 2: It's got some things to do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I mean, it does have... I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: that it was that big of a city because the
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  Speaker 1: downtown is big. So I thought in my head, I
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh, it's just a little town, da-da-da-da. And
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  Speaker 1: then I was reading all these interesting facts that Tucson
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  Speaker 1: has like 360 days of sunshine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: It's like... And then I didn't know that... I mean,
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  Speaker 1: because it's a college town, too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So it's always cracking. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's always that. Well, that's why Gronk went to U
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  Speaker 2: of A.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: His reason was because it's a party town.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They like to bet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's crack. I was like, yeah, I go, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you guys, you'll find shit to do. And, um, Mexico's
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  Speaker 1: not far. Nope.
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  Speaker 2: That's why gas is so cheap there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So that's, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: One of the benefits of that. I, um, I took off,
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  Speaker 1: I went to, uh, uh, Nogales. Uh, yeah, I was,
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  Speaker 1: I landed early. I landed way too early, and I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't check in, so I was like, well, I'll just
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  Speaker 1: go have Mexican food in Mexico. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I don't drink anymore, so I was like, okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'll just go get a good taco.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then I ran over there, and then, did you
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  Speaker 1: ever go to Tombstone, because it's so close? No. No?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't go to a lot of places. I went
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  Speaker 2: to Old Town, Tucson.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Did you ever go there?
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  Speaker 1: No, I didn't go to Old Town.
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  Speaker 2: Old Town is like Red Dead Redemption. It's like it's a,
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  Speaker 2: It's a Western studio where they used to shoot a
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  Speaker 2: lot of Western videos.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. I did not know that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's so funny that Tucson is a city, which I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to be in, actually, in August.
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  Speaker 2: Going back to Laffs?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going back to Laffs, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's it. It's a hot room. You know what's funny?
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  Speaker 2: I actually started comedy kind of in Vegas, but I
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  Speaker 2: only did open mics in Tucson when I would visit
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  Speaker 2: my family.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Because that's where it was comfortable at. So, but I
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  Speaker 2: don't count it because there was like three months in
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  Speaker 2: between each time. So I don't count it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's interesting. Have you ever done laughs?
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  Speaker 2: Just the open mic. Yeah. I remember Hoodie gave me shit.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know Hoodie?
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  Speaker 1: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: He was like the face of laughs.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: And so he, like I was a new guy, so
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  Speaker 2: he's like, who the fuck are you? And I was
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  Speaker 2: just like, who the fuck are you? And he was like,
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  Speaker 2: thanks for busting my balls or whatever. But yeah, it
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  Speaker 2: was an interesting time in Tucson.
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  Speaker 1: Who was the guy? Were you there around that time?
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  Speaker 1: Because there was a guy that died in the comedy
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  Speaker 1: condo there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was Hoodie.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that was Hoodie. Okay, that's him. I wish you
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  Speaker 1: would have led with that apparently.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's Hoodie.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah. I never met him. I never knew him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the only time I met him that
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  Speaker 2: one time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I can't say too much about him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were like, they go, yeah, the comedy condo,
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  Speaker 1: there's a dude died on the couch. And I was like, what?
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  Speaker 1: And they were like, yeah. And I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's interesting. There's always... some sort of comedy, you know, lure.
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  Speaker 1: And then you'd like, you're like, that's not true. That's
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  Speaker 1: not true. But then every time I talked to people, like, no, yeah, that's,
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  Speaker 1: that's definitely true. They still have the couch. It's there. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like they had a recording that when you would call laughs,
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  Speaker 2: the recording would play. He, he was the voice.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he was the voice too. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't know if they still have it. Do
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  Speaker 2: they still have the couch?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I actually don't know. I actually never got to
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  Speaker 1: stay in the, in the comedy condo. I, every time
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  Speaker 1: I went, I got a room. But then they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't want to stay the day. And I was like, what?
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  Speaker 1: They're like, yeah. And I was like, I did not
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  Speaker 1: know that. But it's a great room. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, dude, it's fire when it's full. Oh, dude. It's great.
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  Speaker 1: You get the best clips out of there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I've worked out jokes that are not good in there.
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  Speaker 1: And they fucking kill. Yeah. It's one of my favorite rooms, actually. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because it's like everyone is there to see comedy. And
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  Speaker 1: so it's like everything goes. And they're like, all right,
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  Speaker 1: let's fucking run it. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And so then when I started doing comedy in Phoenix,
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  Speaker 2: my main club was this club called Stand Up Scottsdale.
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  Speaker 1: I remember that.
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  Speaker 2: It's not there anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. It was on Bar Rescue.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was on Bar Rescue.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. A comic friend of mine was the headliner on
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  Speaker 1: that show, that one, Trenton Davis.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I know Trent.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Trenton Davis. Yeah, he's in that episode. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, that's hilarious. Yeah. I don't know. Someone said
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  Speaker 1: they've seen the owner recently.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Howard.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, someone said they'd just recently seen him, and I
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  Speaker 1: think he wrote a book or some shit like that.
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  Speaker 1: And then Howard, and then right down the street was
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  Speaker 1: the comedy spot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, with Sean.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so funny because Sean, both of those clubs
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  Speaker 1: are no longer there, but I remember watching, who was
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  Speaker 1: I watching? I think Brooklyn Nine-Nine or This Is Us,
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  Speaker 1: and he'll pop up randomly because he's also an actor. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I remember one time I couldn't remember. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: why do I know this dude? This guy looks super familiar.
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  Speaker 1: What else is he in? And I go, wait a minute.
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  Speaker 1: This motherfucker books me. I was like, I know this dude.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't seen him in a while. And then I
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  Speaker 1: was going to say, too, so when you started to do, like,
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  Speaker 1: what got you the Jones to, did you always want
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  Speaker 1: to be a comedian?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, it's funny. My grandpa was always like,
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  Speaker 2: to my parents was like, you got to get them
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  Speaker 2: in clown college or something. I'm sure it was comedian,
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  Speaker 2: but the, you know, the popular thing was just like
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  Speaker 2: clown college. That's what he thought of. So, and then
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  Speaker 2: I got into a, uh, my friends would tell me
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  Speaker 2: that I cheer them up when I insult them.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And then my friend read a book, you know, there's
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  Speaker 2: books of like a thousand and one pickup lines. Like
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  Speaker 2: there's corny books. You get it. American Eagle or something.
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  Speaker 2: And so she read one. And then she was like,
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  Speaker 2: you should make one of stuff that you think about
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  Speaker 2: doing but shouldn't do. You know, like masturbate at a
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  Speaker 2: drug screening or something like that. And so I wrote it.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't publish it or anything. But then I wrote it,
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  Speaker 2: and then that's what started, like, me writing.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. It got the Jones to start, you know, like, oh, okay, boom.
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  Speaker 1: And then you tried to open it. Yeah. Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: how many times did you bomb before you hit?
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  Speaker 2: I actually, so four.
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  Speaker 1: Four, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I think every time I did last, I bombed. Then
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  Speaker 2: when I moved in with my grandpa in Phoenix, I
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  Speaker 2: had no plans of doing it. But then my cousin,
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  Speaker 2: so every four, my grandpa's birthday was July 6th. So
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  Speaker 2: July 4th, We'd have a big celebration. All the family
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  Speaker 2: would come in. We'd go see the Diamondbacks. You know,
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  Speaker 2: it was like a big thing. And so one year,
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  Speaker 2: my cousin was like, hey, I want to see you
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  Speaker 2: do stand-up. And that's when I found Stand-Up Scottsdale. I
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  Speaker 2: did a set. I did pretty well. The guy before
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  Speaker 2: me bombed, and that helped me.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I just did a bit about how we should
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  Speaker 2: all have sex. instead of go to the gym. Because
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  Speaker 2: having sex is like a workout.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like burning off tons of calories.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that went well. And I did well enough
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  Speaker 2: to go back a second time. And I talked about
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  Speaker 2: how yoga pants have a weight limit. And so that
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  Speaker 2: went over okay. And then at that point, I got
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  Speaker 2: the bug.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 2: And then the next time, I bombed. So the open
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  Speaker 2: mic was in the side room. But then the third time,
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  Speaker 2: I was in the main room. And then once I
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  Speaker 2: passed that threshold to step on stage, I forgot what
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  Speaker 2: I was going to talk about. So I kind of struggled.
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  Speaker 2: But then I bombed. And then that's when I stopped
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  Speaker 2: inviting my relatives to watch me.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I bombed so many times, too, right before finally
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  Speaker 1: something hit. And I remember what happened with me is
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  Speaker 1: I kept getting bumped. Yeah. Cause I would get nervous.
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  Speaker 1: Like this guy kept bumping me. He was like, he's like,
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  Speaker 1: you're going to, we got you. He's like, I'm sorry, man.
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  Speaker 1: It happened three or four times. So by the time
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  Speaker 1: that I was going to go up, I was no
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  Speaker 1: longer having any stage fright or any kind of like
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  Speaker 1: run through my brain. I was like, dude, I just
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  Speaker 1: want to, I just want to hurry up and get up.
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  Speaker 1: Cause now I'm like, I'm kind of pissed now. And then,
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  Speaker 1: so I went up and I had, and I had
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  Speaker 1: a good set and I was like, Oh, and then dude,
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  Speaker 1: the way that feels like when you have a, when
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  Speaker 1: you have your first good set.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're, it's like you could drive around all night. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You got to hide. and all this stuff. But the
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  Speaker 2: interesting thing is, so I have muscular dystrophy, as you know, right?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't talk about my disability for, like, the first
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  Speaker 2: three years of comedy. And, like, so I had to
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  Speaker 2: go up one step to get to the stage. I
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  Speaker 2: tried to walk fast so people didn't notice that I
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  Speaker 2: had a disability.
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  Speaker 1: It varies. Yeah. So, uh, the muscular dystrophy, uh, it's,
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  Speaker 1: it's born with it. Yes. Yeah. So, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, diagnosed at age two at age two.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. And then, so for people that don't know
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  Speaker 1: exactly what muscular dystrophy is, can you explain it a
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  Speaker 1: little bit?
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  Speaker 2: It's a, it's a condition that like weakens your muscle
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  Speaker 2: tissue and eventually disintegrates them. Really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. And then, um, But, yeah, but that, like
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  Speaker 1: you said, that doesn't stop you. I don't think it
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  Speaker 1: stops you. It's the steps to get to the stage. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But it's funny because, like, didn't you go viral with
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  Speaker 1: one of the jokes?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you, like, I saw that you had, like,
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  Speaker 1: it was a clean, clear clip. I thought you started
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  Speaker 1: getting some.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, maybe on Laugh After Dark.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe the YouTube or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, actually, no.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Kind of, because.
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  Speaker 1: You're so modest.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I partnered with Muscular Dystrophy Association, and so they
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  Speaker 2: were a collaborator, so it was on their page as well.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: So I think that's what helped. I mean, it only
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  Speaker 2: has like 175,000 or something. Yeah, it was shit.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, still, that's good. Those eyeballs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it was... That's what helped me. Let's see
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  Speaker 2: if it pops up here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, 373,000.
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  Speaker 2: Damn, see? That's decent.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck yeah. That's something to sneeze at. I'm terrible
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  Speaker 1: at social media. I'm so bad.
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  Speaker 2: Well, when we started, how long have you been doing it?
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  Speaker 1: I'm in year 18.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so yeah, six more years. But when we started,
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  Speaker 2: we didn't have to do social media.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to sound so stupid, but I did comedy
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  Speaker 2: because I was like, oh, I just got to write jokes,
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  Speaker 2: go on stage and tell them?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds easy, you know? And then you're like, fuck
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  Speaker 2: this social media game. You know, you have to figure
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  Speaker 2: all this stuff out.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy because you've got to be a production house too.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like, oh, well, yeah, same thing. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I just thought we were supposed to be really good
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  Speaker 1: at writing jokes and figuring out the puzzle. Yeah. Because
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  Speaker 1: that's already enough brain power in itself and trying to
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  Speaker 1: figure that out. And then after you do that, you
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  Speaker 1: have to create more and new things to also not
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  Speaker 1: only for the audience, but for you, because you can
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  Speaker 1: say a joke. And before you know it, you, you,
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  Speaker 1: you fell out of love with it. Yeah. And it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't hit like, and then you like, you forget it.
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  Speaker 2: And then someone goes, Hey, I like that one joke
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  Speaker 2: you did. And you're like, Oh my God, I totally
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  Speaker 2: forgot that I did that joke.
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  Speaker 1: Like, well, I used to love that joke. It used
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  Speaker 1: to do so well. I don't know why I dropped it.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like, Oh, it's just cause it's, you're making
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  Speaker 1: room for a new, new shit, new content that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and it's interesting cause it's like, uh, I think that's
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  Speaker 1: where the lost art is at in standup where it's like, um,
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  Speaker 1: we turn and burn so much that we don't even
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  Speaker 1: give it the time because it could have been something
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  Speaker 1: else or it could have been bigger. And yeah, cause
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  Speaker 1: there's like one, I had a joke that I wrote
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  Speaker 1: in my book and it said, um, or my little
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: notepad and, um, it just said floor model TVs. And
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  Speaker 1: I wrote like, I wrote that in like 2005. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: With the, it's there. You're not moving it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. I wrote that, that joke. I go, something's here.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, I'll figure it out. And I
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  Speaker 1: did it. And now it's part of a 15-minute bit
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  Speaker 1: by accident and stuff like that and running around. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: so you're at L.A. Comedy Club. Yeah. All the time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And tell us more about that experience, about being there.
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  Speaker 1: Because you've been there now, like, what, two years?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's been three.
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  Speaker 1: Three?
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  Speaker 2: Three and a half or something. I mean, it's been
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  Speaker 2: great being around people where I want to be. you know,
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  Speaker 2: like where you are, I want to be where you are.
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  Speaker 2: So it's always nice to be around those people and
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  Speaker 2: watch them and see what they do differently.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm just working. I'm just trying. What'd you go?
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: What's up? Are you okay? What happened? Oh, okay. Okay.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: No, she's, uh, I was going to say, I mean,
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: everyone that I work with, I love.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. That's good. That's cool, man. Um, so like, uh,
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: cause Matt and those guys are great. Yeah. And, uh,
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: It's fun, man. The whole staff, everybody is chill as fuck.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: And it's like really, it's, I always tell people, I
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: was like, it's a, it's, it's a road gig in,
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: in Vegas because it's like, it's, it's not like a
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: Vegas-esque room where it's like, you know, like a loungy
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: or anything like that. It's like, I feel like I'm
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: in anywhere in America in that room and everyone's boom,
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: fucking having a good time and you get to roll.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: There's some nights where you're like, motherfucker. Yeah, well, yeah.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, every club has those nights.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: And then that's when you're tested. That's when you start thinking,
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: do I really want to do this? And that's how
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: you weed out the real comics from, like, I don't know.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: That was funny the other night. The other night when
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: we were on stage, because we were together, because me, you,
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: and Paul Ogata, And you go, I tried. It's like, oh, fuck.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was like, I tried to do that.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know. And then I because I think they
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: were so low energy. And then when Paul, when you
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: got off, I was just like, are you guys ready
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: for your next comic? And they're like, yeah. And I
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: didn't reinforce and ask it again to get the energy up.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: So when Paula came out, there's no one laughing.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's how their attitude was. It was like, sure.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: And I even told them, too, when I got on stage,
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: I was like, well, fuck you guys, too, then. And
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: they started laughing. I go, well, you guys are giving
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: this energy like we're in a prison yard or some shit. Like,
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: I owe you some money. I was like, what the fuck?
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: And then they started laughing. They started kind of getting it.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah. I go, why are you guys
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: acting like? Like, make me laugh, motherfucker. And I was like, yo, chill.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: But I was like, fuck around. And when things happen
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: like that, too, for me, I'll pull the curtain back
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: and tell everybody what's happening right now. And they're pretty
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: conscious of it, too. They're like, we are kind of
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: being like that on. It's like, yeah.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: I try to do that. But I mean, as a host,
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: as the first person, I feel like that may come
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: off as giving the audience too much shit. And they're like, oh,
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: we don't like you.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Which I get. I'm not going to be like, oh,
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: you should like me. No, I'm your first person. I
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: try to bring up the energy, which is not my style.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: When I think energy, I think Justin Teigen. That's funny, though.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: But no, I get you. You're right. You're right. But
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: as a host, it's really tough because you've got, especially
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: in Vegas, because it's seven minutes. Usually in any comedy club,
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: it's 10 to 15 minutes. So you do have time
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: to like, all right. And, and, and let people sit
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: down and roll and dah, dah, dah, dah. But it's
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: like in Vegas, it's seven minutes. We got to go.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: And it's, it's like, it's go time. It's like, all right,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: if you guys didn't like that, fuck it. Then next person. Yeah.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: If you like this, it's.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: A bunch of like, Hey, what other magic trick? I,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: I remember when I first, first was doing standup to like,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: I would, I, um, would just rapidly shoot. Bah, bah, bah. Cause, um,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: I was like, if you don't like that one, I
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: got 17 more. And I won't even stop breathing until
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: you laugh. And sometimes I definitely step on laughs. But
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: so you're a stand-up comic. And also, too, we were
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: talking about it earlier. You're not really fond of trivia.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: But we're going to.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: We'll see. Yeah.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Okay. All right.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll see.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, cool. We're going to do trivia really quick. And.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: You're going to be pinned against other comics in week
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: five across the board on all the mic drop-ins and
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Laps Unlimited podcasts.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Do we win anything?
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: You win King of the Ring. It's all bragging rights. Yeah?
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What does that mean? I'm better than you. Yep.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: All right. So we're on week five. So here we go.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: It's funny that you asked me about basketball. Because now
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: basketball is one of the first questions.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: I was just looking at your Jordan cards right here. Oh, yeah.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: I actually just came out with the Jordan bit. Jordan
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: versus LeBron. So it's all about how I was sacrificed
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: for an athlete because I have a disability. So I
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: was like Stephen Hawking was sacrificed for Michael Jordan. Like
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: they took all of his ability and gave it to
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Michael Jordan. That's why he's the greatest player. And they
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: only took some of my ability and gave it to
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: LeBron James. And that's why he'll never be the real GOAT.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Because I can still walk.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: You can still walk. You still got your most functions. Yeah.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: So it's, I don't know. It was like a throwaway joke,
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: you know, to be like, people are going to yell
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: shit out. I'm not going to like that. I may
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: say this once or twice.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: You know, but then now I'm starting to like it.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: You know, because a lot of people like clap when
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: I say that.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I'm like, oh, shit.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Like, a lot of people agree with me, you know,
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: and I've only got one dick that's like, well, if
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: you look at the stats, I'm like, yeah, but I'm
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: starting to think that the definition of their goat is
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: different from our goat.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Like, for me and you, it's like, we're going to
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: do whatever it takes, you know, blood, sweat, and tears,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: all that. But to them, it's like the same thing,
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: but also bitch and complain until you get what you.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Want yeah yeah for sure no because I mean LeBron
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: James it's Christ so much for fouls flop and you
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: didn't really say I mean it's funny because like Michael
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Jordan never had to do that but he also had
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: the refs on his side a lot they're like amen
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: but he was like they he was on the side
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: because he was so good they're like in a.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah he's like they you we don't know what to do.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: He's God. We can't, you know, black Jesus or whatever
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: they call him.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Um, what was I going to say too about that? Uh,
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: the thing about your joke, when you find out that
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: it's relatable, it's funny. Cause like you don't, you don't
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: go ahead. I'm sorry.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Well, I was just going to agree that it's relatable.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then also too, like when, um, cause you're like, Oh,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: people do agree with me with this. I, cause you,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: at first you don't think they do and they don't
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: like you. And I have a joke where I had
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: a joke where I know they don't like it, but
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: now I, maybe I could bring it back. But like, um,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Because I never really was a big fan of Will Smith.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I didn't like Will Smith. And I had this joke
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: about Will Smith because he had this movie called I, Robot. Yeah.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: And I am legend. And I go, yeah. He's got
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: this trilogy coming out. And the third installment is I suck.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: And no one laughed. And no one liked it. And
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: then I was like, fuck. I kept doing it. And
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: then maybe now I can bring it back. But yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. OK, that's all right. I got sidetracked. I
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: got ADD'd out. All right, so boom. Speaking of LeBron,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: here's the first question. What city did the Lakers play
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: in before L.A.? Wasn't it Minnesota? Yeah, Minnesota. Boom. Got it.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Off to a good start.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look at you. Oh, okay.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Maybe weak in muscles, but strong in knowledge.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: The best muscle to have. That and Russell, the one-eyed muscle. The...
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard that one, or have you heard
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: that one? Eliana's only 20, so she hasn't heard all
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: these old-ass nasty ones yet. She just turned 20, actually.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: She's brand new. Well, happy birthday. Yeah. Let's see. Okay,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: how about this? This is geography.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: What's the capital of Nevada?
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Reno.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: No, it's not, but it's close. I only know two
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: cities in Vegas. It's either Vegas or Reno. Falcon? No, no, no.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: It is Carson City.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's going to be my next bet. Is that
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: where Carson Street came from? Because there's a Carson Street downtown.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Possibly.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Over by Fremont.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, but it's like, it's Reno, and it's like
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: a 20-minute drive to get to Carson City, and it's
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: this little, little town. It's so weird that, Most of
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: the capital cities and places are small towns, which we do.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Is it north?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's right over there.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: So, oh, how about this? Here's a movie trivia question.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: What film did Robin Williams win an Oscar for? She's
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: just barely getting into film right now, so she's like.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Can we get a hint?
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He won an Oscar for it. No, okay, the hint.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: It's a Boston-esque movie. It's insanely Boston.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: It's insanely Boston. Oh, fucking Good Will Hunt?
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: My favorite Rodney Williams movie is Patch Adams.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Patch, yeah.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: And I was like, could that be it? But then
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, that's not Boston. And then I was like,
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Oh fuck. Goodwill hunt.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Of course. Yeah. Patch Adams should have won man. Patch
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Adams was a really good movie. I don't think a
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: lot of people seen that.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Such a great movie.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Patch Adams. And, um, it's so funny cause I
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: would watch Patch Adams and Simon Birch a lot together.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Cause they came out like they have that same kind
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: of feel to me.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Um, Oh, yeah. That's with, uh, is that the one
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: with like the writer, John Goodman?
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: No, Simon Birch was with a little kid that had
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: a– I don't know. I can't remember what his disability was.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: But the little boy was– he was off of– the
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: other little boy was off Jurassic Park. You know what
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about? He was in everything. Joseph Manzino.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Was he in Sixth Sense?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: No, that's another kid. Joseph– he's got an Italian last name,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: but he was also on the social network too. But
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: this kid is– I like this guy. Yeah. What else
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: was he in? He was in– Radio Flyer. Do you
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: remember Radio Flyer?
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think so.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Radio Flyer is with Tom Hanks as the narrator, but
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: the little boy, Elijah Wood and this kid. And it's
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: such a sad movie because it's about a stepdad that
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: beats on the... It's so fucking sad as shit. Anyway,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I digress. But yeah, no. Why don't we
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: start talking about that guy?
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Movies? He was in.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, Simon Birch. Ashley Judd and shit and Oliver Platt.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: It's a good movie. It's pretty cool. But like we're saying, too,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: the Patch Adams is a good flick.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: It's so great.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I've got to re-watch that, actually. We've got to look
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: at that, Eliana. Me and Eliana have been watching almost
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: like two movies a night. Oh, really? Yeah, that's why
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: we're tired. Do you have a theme? Each night is different.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Sometimes action.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Action is my favorite. But I like drama sometimes. Yeah,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of action. Because I got tons of drama.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: She wanted comedy last night. And I go, I don't
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: have any comedy. Because she smoked last night. So she
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: was like, yo, let's watch a high movie. And I
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: was like, I got a movie that will fuck your
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: head up. And I was like, no fucking way.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: The entire time I was like, no way.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I go, you're going to be, this is
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: fucking crazy. And we watched Sleepers.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Sleepers. I haven't seen that.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's. I was like, oh, shit. Yeah.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Have you seen, like, RRR or whatever?
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: No, I wanted to see it. The Hindi movie, yeah?
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jay was like, it's a good high movie.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's, like, all over. Like, it's actually, like, Hidden
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Crouching Tiger or Hidden Dragon Crouching Tiger.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Crouching Tiger. Go would have been great if I
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: was like Go.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Go would have been good, yeah. But you had already
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: seen Go. Yeah. We did a hell of hood movies
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: at one point.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Did you?
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. So she watched boys in the hood recently
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: and menace to society. Uh, what was it? Belly.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Um, I mean, it's training day. Would that be?
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's like a, like a, like a, like a,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know, like hood, hood movies, higher learning. She
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: went and seen higher learning. Yeah. And those are like
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: the offshoots, like, like belly and higher learning are offshoot
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: hood movies, but like central hood movies, like south central
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: is a hood movie. Or even like East Coast hood movies,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: like there's New Jersey Drive, Paid in Full. Dead Presidents
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: is kind of like an offshoot too as well. Have
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: you ever seen Dead Presidents? We're all big film buffs. Well,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: she's becoming a big film buff now. She's got a website.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: What is it? I do Letterboxd. She does Letterboxd.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: What? Oh, my God.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Well, I was kind of changing the subject.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's still movies, but I recently just saw
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Pay It Forwards.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with Haley Joel Osment.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: It's a sad movie, dude.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Kevin Spacey, yeah.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: It's going up, and you think it's going to be good,
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: and then the kid gets stabbed, and you're like, what
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: the fuck?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the kid from Sixth Sense.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, is it?
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, so he was in, no, it wasn't. I was
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: going to say Secondhand Lions, but I don't think that
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: was him.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I think so, yeah, with Michael Caine, right? Yeah, Michael Caine. Yeah, yeah,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: that's him, yeah. Haley Joel Osment, isn't it? Something like that.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: But he's a, yeah, he's an adult. He's a full-on
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: ass adult now. Yeah, Sixth Sense is good. Okay, I'm sorry. Okay,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: so here we go. Question four, rolling on four. We've
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: been going on.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: How many?
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: There's ten. Oh, there's ten. Okay. Name three allied powers.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: This is a history question. Like, who was on our
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: side during World War II?
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Goddamn.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Dude, you're fucking... There's more than three, but you can
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: name three.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to start with France.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: France was one of them. There we go. We know
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: it wasn't the Germans for sure.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: It was the Germans. Un, the Germans. Un. Every time
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I do that, I definitely channel the... Bugs Life, the guy, Heimlich.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I'm a beautiful butterfly.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, the caterpillar?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the caterpillar. Heimlich.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think. Did that guy die?
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Who? Which one?
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: The caterpillar dude, the guy that voiced him.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Possibly.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Because I think at the end of, like, Toy Story
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: or something, they would do all the characters that he voiced. They, like,
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: show scenes of all the characters that he voiced.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I know that.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Or it was, like, after Cars or something.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, because I know Jim Varney died, who did the
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: dog voice. He was Ernest, you know, Ernest Goes to Jail,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Ernest Goes to Camp. Oh, really? Yeah, he was the
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: dog in Toy Story, the little slinky dog.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, the slinky, yeah.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: He's like, Woody, where are you going? That dude. You're
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: big into CGI and, like, the animation stuff.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of... I went to school for video games.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Which I'm trying to come out
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: with a joke with that because that's like going to
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: divide university or going to Trump University and getting some degree.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: But that's not a real.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But I know that you're in. So that's okay. Well,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: that explains a lot more. Dude, that's so interesting that
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: you went to school for video gaming. But I don't
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: ever hear you talk about games or gaming.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I try not to because I know one hour
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: can easily turn into three. And then that can easily
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: turn into five.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: And your whole day is gone.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, while you're playing? Yeah. Okay, okay.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a GameCube. I got a PS2, and
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I got a Switch.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: And that's, oh, shit, okay. So, a PS2? Yeah. Really?
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: You're behind, man.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Dude, I played the first Need for Speed Underground. I'm like,
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: these graphics kind of kick.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Ass. I got back into it. You're right, though. It's
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: like her mom, my wife, I didn't play for like
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: five years. I stopped playing. And, you know, I got
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: so much done. And then COVID happened, and then I
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: started playing with them. And I stopped playing Call of Duty,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: but now I'm back in it, and I am fucking
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: in it. It shows you the thing that makes me
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: so upset and so sad that on the PlayStation 5,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: it probably doesn't on the 4, most of them, I
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: just never noticed, but it'll say how many hours you
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: played this game particularly. And I was pissed. And I've seen,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I have like over 1,000 hours, maybe even more, 2,000 hours.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: In Call of Duty.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: And I was like, holy shit. And then the Ark Raiders,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I just looked. I got 500 hours. I was like,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: I need to write a joke, man. I need to
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: do something with my life.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: That's how you met your wife, right? Through video games?
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Call of Duty?
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. I met her through Call of Duty. It's crazy.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: That's weird.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: You're like, I got the ultimate reward, so I don't
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: need to play video games anymore.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't need to level up. I don't need
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: a prestige. I'm good.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: I'm golden.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: I already trapped myself.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: But yeah, we're talking about the animation, because me and
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: you went and seen How to Train Your Dragon, the
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: live action.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I loved it.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was good. It was great. One of the
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: best crossover ones, you know what I mean, the live action.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Because Disney tries to do it all the time. Disney
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: fucks it up all the time. I think maybe Jungle
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Book was maybe the most decent one.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Well, the thing you told me was that it had
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: the same director.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: And I think that's where they went right.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Because he's like, I did the animated one, so now
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: I need to turn it into real life. And I
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: think that's where. And then I also had Stoic was
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: George Butler, who voiced the dad. Yeah. So I think
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: that also helped.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: I want to watch it again now. Because it's been
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: a minute.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Did you ever watch How to Train Your Dragons? No,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: you didn't watch them? Oh, yeah. I like anime. I'm
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: not anime, but. We can't be friends. I know. Cause like,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: I like, um, Pixar and all that stuff. Like everything. Like, um,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: do you have a top three Pixar?
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Uh, dude, I get it. So I get so many
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: animated movies. I'm just like through animated movies. I don't
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: give a shit who made them.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: So I forget, but dream works. It's how to train
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: your dragon.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Pixar. It's a story.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Um, who's concrete pandas.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Kung Fu Panda is DreamWorks. Do you have a top
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Pixar or even like the animated things?
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, like Disney, yeah. Okay.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Like Disney, like Mulan, Princess and the Frog, like of course,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: and then Emperor's Improvement. Emperor, okay. Oh, yeah, okay.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Emperor's Improvement. I'm looking, I'm just.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: So for me, I would say from Pixar, yeah, definitely Wall-E.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: up and um i i really liked the the hoppers
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: that came out but.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah did you see yeah no but i
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: remember you telling me about that it was so.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Good um and i'm trying to think of another one
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: it's either that or wait no big hero six was
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: disney it was dreamworks.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah it's pixar or disney hey.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they ended up buying it up, and then, yeah. Oh, well,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Bug's Life I just said, too.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: All right, so, yeah. Is it DreamWorks?
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: No, or is it Pixar? No, it's Pixar. Pixar, yeah.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: I'm going to have to go with Cars is up there.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, Cars, okay.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: The ill-flated planes, that one sucked. Oh, yeah, it wasn't.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Planes sucked.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Lightyear, there's all right.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Lightyear, oh, yeah. Elemental.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Elemental.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: I got through half of it, and I was like, eh.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: I thought it was a beautiful movie.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: There was another one, too. What's another all-time? I mean,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: we had Toy Story 1, 2, and 3. They say
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Toy Story 2. Oh, Toy Story 3 is actually really good, unsurprisingly. Yeah.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Monster, Finding Nemo.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Scratch that. Incredibles. You've never seen Incredibles?
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: No.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Hey, the mom is thick as fuck, son. Elastigirl could
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: get it. Her and Jessica Rabbit.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: That could stretch her out.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, right? Oh, shit. Okay, I'm sorry. I had
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: that good. Ally Powers. Ally Powers. Yes, Ally Powers. I
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: don't know how we got it.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Who makes it? Surf's Up?
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: I did like Surf's Up.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: It's not Pixar. I'm trying to... Yeah, I think it's
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: a movie that people... It doesn't get enough recognition, I think.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was so cool because it's shot like a documentary.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: It's so funny. Yeah. Oh, Happy Feet. What's Happy Feet?
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Happy Feet is.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Well, isn't... What's the one that you just said?
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Isn't that like a.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Sky something, right? It's supposed to be like a knockoff
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: of Happy Feet, right?
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Like, because they came out around the same time? Yeah, no,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: it was... But they're different... They are by different companies.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: It's just penguins. It's all they are, just penguins. Really?
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I didn't notice that either. You just watched it? That's awesome.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: I got to see it. I got to re-watch it
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: again because I do like it. I do like that movie.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Did you rewatch it because we watched Point Break? I
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: made her watch Point Break the other day. Exactly like
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Point Break. Because of surfing. He's like, surfers, that's who's
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: getting it.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: All right, let's go back. Okay, well, I was going
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: to go back to the question.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, what's what?
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: You guys sidetracked France.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's what you said, Allied Powers. Yeah, yeah. So,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Allied Powers, yes. What? What are they?
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: So, France.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: France.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Nothing. Well, yeah, you just said it's not the Germans.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: And I can't, for some reason, Jews are coming up.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: But I'm like, that's not.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were a problem back in World War II.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: And the podcast took a big turn. No.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Iran wasn't, right?
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: No, nuh-uh. Do you want to just give up on
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: this one and I'll give you the answer?
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Kind of.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Okay. So it's the Allied Powers were the U.K., which
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: is England and the Soviet Union. Yeah, yeah. And then– yeah, yeah. Okay,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: so boom. So fuck that question. All right. Next question.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Next question. Next question. What would be the main organ
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: in the central– I got to stop, huh? The circulatory system.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: The main organ?
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in the circulatory system.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Do I get a lifeline?
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Can you call that? That would be hella funny. We
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: should do a lifeline.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like, I know a nurse I just called.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: It's definitely an easy one. This is a real easy one.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Circulatory system. What's the main organ?
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: So, what, for, like, pumping your blood?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah. Boom. All right, there it is. There you go.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Give the man the point. Oh, what's your point? Oh,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: your score's pretty good. Okay, we're halfway through. Nice. All right. Okay,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: this is kind of a funny question. It's supposed to
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: lead in.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Let's go. I like it. I like it already.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Well, it's... Okay, so how many herbs and spices does
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: KFC original recipe have?
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? Dude, it's like I got to call
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: up Colonel Sanders to find out. Who the hell is
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: going to know that?
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Everybody... Because it's always... Like, it's one of their main
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: staple things. Like, you know.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Is it really?
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they always say, like, you know... And the Colonel's... 75. No. It's...
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Is it really?
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Sorry, it's not super low.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: It's like that. You'll get it. I just know the question.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Who makes Minions? You just did this, and it
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: made me think of Minions.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Elimination. Oh, yeah.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Elimination. And then also....
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: They do in the.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Are they?
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Well, they're not Dreamworks, but they're like... Universals.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Universal, okay, yeah. Because DreamWorks is done now. They went bankrupt.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Seven.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: No, close though. It's 11.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: But the funny thing about the question is like KFC,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: it leads into this. KFC is on Twitter, right? And
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: they only follow 11 people.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's so funny.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: And it's all the Spice Girls and then a whole
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: bunch of dudes named Herb. Herbs and Spices. Eleven herbs
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: and spices.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Dude, have you, do you know about like Wendy's and
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Twitter and their snapbacks?
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Have you seen their snapbacks?
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Have you seen that too?
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: It's so, yeah.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: They're so funny. So funny. Wendy's a little sassy. Here
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: we go.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Wendy's a little sassy bitch.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, they were talking shit about the Raiders quarterback.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: It was hella funny. That guy that Gino Smith, they're like, hey,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: you need a job? Because we let him go. Yeah.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: It was like, yeah, it's good. They like to talk shit.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: All right, here, I have this. What's Pittsburgh's nickname? The city.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: What's the nickname for the city?
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: I feel like I should know this. Steel?
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Yes. The Steel City. Yes. The Steel City. Boom. There
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: you go.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: It's in the name.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, here's a question. Another movie question. Trivia question. Actually,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: we just got in talking about one of these movies.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Who directed Oscar award-winning Hurt Locker and Point Break?
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know directors. Oh, okay. I wish I did. But, like,
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: my friend would be like, hey, what about David Lynch?
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: You like David Lynch movies? I'm like, dude, I don't. Maybe.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know. You know, I like movies. I just
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: like movies.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm a geek. I like to give everyone their credit. Sorry,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: that's just me. David Finch? Oh, yeah, I like that.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: That's a good act.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: No, I was going to say, is that who? Did
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: I get that right?
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Which one? Oh, the question.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: No.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: For which one? Which question?
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: The Hurt Locker one.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: No, no, not yet. We're on question what? What is it, seven?
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: We're on eight. We're on question eight right now.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: But it's Catherine Bigelow. She's an awesome director. She also
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: directed Zero Dark Thirty, too.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: You could be my next guest.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: All right. Question number nine. History question. Who shot Abraham Lincoln?
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Dave Cadeau or something.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: What? Dave Cadeau? Dave Cadeau?
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, John Wilkes Booth, right?
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Boom, there you go. Look at that, like a fucking champ.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: I just remember in, have you seen Accepted?
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that Justin Long flick.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then Justin Long says something, and I thought
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: that was the question, and he was like, oh, that's
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: who shot Abraham Lincoln. Don't ask me how I know that,
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: but it was Dave Cattell or something. But it must
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: obviously have been someone else.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: You ever seen Slumdog Millionaire?
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, a long time ago.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's because like, have you ever seen it
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: or not? That's kind of like what the movie is
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: based on because it's like trivia. And as the guy
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: is giving him questions, he's going back in his memory
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: like you did. And that's why he knows the answer.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Slumdog Millionaire is awesome. Danny Boyle, director, he did it.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: He did Trainspotting, The Beach, and 28 Days Later and
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: shit like that. Whoa.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: I was going to tell you something. If I totally
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: spaced on it.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: He'll come back.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: All right, hopefully.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, so Final Jeopardy. You can wager all five of
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: your points, or you can wager none. It's up to you.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: But the trivia question is television. Oh, that's okay. So
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: how many points do you want to wager?
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Television. Three.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, three? All right, so for the final question, who
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: is the current host of Jeopardy? God damn it, dude. Yeah.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Why don't you have Mike Krasner on the show?
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, really? Mike Krasner would know all this?
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, dude, he spotted some dude that won Jeopardy in
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: the crowd at LA Comic Club.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, dude, you're like the reigning champion. Like,
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: he has it on his Instagram.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Then if that's the... Oh, okay, okay, if he's the
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: reigning champion. I was like... Because the guy that is...
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: The host of Jeopardy.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: I think he won a bunch of times.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like the most winning. I wonder if
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: that was him that was at the club.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Patrick Swayze.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Patrick Swayze, okay. From the grave, long shot.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: I don't even know. I can't even pretend to try.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's Ken Jennings.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the doctor?
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: No. What is that, his name?
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: I thought his name was Ken something, right?
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Ken jong dr ken jong doctor yeah the hangover yeah
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: the comic yeah yeah he's really i got to meet
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: him i got to uh uh what was it the
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: ha in in uh in noho in and um uh
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: jack was like he goes he goes hey uh you're
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: gonna bring up uh dr ken jong i was like
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up yeah and i was like all
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: right cool and i went over i was like hey
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: man what you want to say and he was like
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: oh just say whatever man you know it's all right it's.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Fine you worked at the burger hole.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah and he was like He was like, hey, man,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: you did a great set. He was really, really nice.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: He was super cool and super nice and a sweet dude.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: So no one ever say shit about Dr. Kent. All right, cool. Okay, cool.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: So there it is. What's your score? Your score was what? Oh,
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: you lost three, huh?
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Like eight to one or something?
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you lost three. All right, cool. Well, thank
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: you for coming on. Do you have any dates coming
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: up or anything where you're going to be at?
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: I'll be in Havasu on Wednesday. Let me get the date.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: On Wednesday, May 6th. And then I'll be at Jimmy
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Kimmel's on Thursday, May 30th. Or May 7th. What the fuck? Oh,
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: and then I'll be at Bonfire May 4th.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: And then I'll be in Kingman's May 30th. and Hammered
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Harry's on May 28th. That was very bad. Because I
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: was like, I put one date, and then I backtracked
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: and did another. Like, they weren't in a row.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, they weren't chronological.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Also, too, we're going to try to get you at
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: the mic drops, too, when I get out there as well,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: either San Diego or if you want to make a
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: trip out to Plano. We'll probably try to make it
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: out to Plano one day. Or even, oh, you said
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: you were just at Chandler, too, as well. So we'll
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: try to go back there, because I haven't done Chandler yet. No? Yeah, yeah, so...
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: We'll go fuck around.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: All right, yeah.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Cool.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait. So you know... What's that? The thing about
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: channels is they have steps. That's the only thing that sucks.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, I can get up them. I can get
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: up them.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh. But, yeah. You're like, but only... That's the thing that's...
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: We can only do one show.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: That's the only... That's the thing that sucks is it's
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: like there's such a simple thing, but it's also a
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: big obstacle.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Kind of, you know.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Well, you're doing good, man. You're fucking killing it. Out
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: here running around working and fucking kicking it.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Doing what I can.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right on. Well, thanks for coming on. You guys,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: thank you so much for having us. We'll see you
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: next week.