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Watermelon Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.3.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. But nothing in Florida is worse than
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  Duke Energy. We are less than an hour away now
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  from the midnight expiration for St. Pete's 30
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  -year franchise agreement with Duke Energy. No,
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  not Duke! Screw you! Oh, but we help out the
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  community. That's what you're supposed to do
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  as the only energy company after the worst hurricane
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  in a century. You ask why? Watching 10 Tampa
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  Bay News at 11, I'm Dave Wagner. Duke Energy
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  says there is no reason for alarm. The lights
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  won't shut off at midnight, but some St. Pete
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  leaders want both sides to come together. I don't
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  want them to shut off. Just go away. The politicians
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  last year were like, well, we're going to spend
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  the next year coming up with an idea for a replacement.
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  And then the time freaking flies, and other changes,
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  like usual with the politicians. Gather quickly,
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  since you're lazy -ass wipes. Tampa Bay News
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  reporter Chris Hurst is live in St. Pete tonight,
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  and Chris, they tell you the debate is over.
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  Yeah, that's right. It's all about this idea
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  that maybe St. Pete should take over the electric
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  grid. Of course they should, because Duke Energy
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  is an evil corporation! From Duke Energy. Now,
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  they say, though, this six -figure study is a
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  waste of money. What? That's the problem. That's
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  the problem. What's more a waste of money? A
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  study that could change things? Or paying the
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  fucking Duke bill every fucking month? RJs! Well,
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  now we don't have the money, and then the program
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  has to go. Yay! Good job, politicians! You stupid
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  morons! As St. Pete City Council tries... Ken
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  Welch came by the radio station last week. I
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  was very polite to him, but I wanted to say,
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  get rid of Duke! to figure out a budget gap in
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  the millions. I question whether spending almost
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  $600 ,000 on this study makes sense right now.
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  Downtown Partnership CEO Jason Mathis thinks
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  a recently approved study on ditching Duke Energy
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  for municipal power will ultimately be a waste.
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  You know what, dude? Fuck you! You know why?
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  Because you're in bed with Duke! You're whipped
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  by them! You're a bitch! You know you are. Any
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  of the politicians that can afford the high bills
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  and it doesn't affect, screw you. Sick of it.
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  We're just not going to. What? You got to invest
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  in things. You invest in your success, you asswipe.
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  But you're all whipped. Oh, you're whipped. As
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  you've been whipped by Duke. You morons. Burn
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  it up. Hell is not real. You know what hell is?
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  Hell is real life of paying your Duke bill every
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  month. It's how I feel right now. I don't feel
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  anything. God, it's even cloudier. It's cloudy
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  in Florida. It's always cloudy here. Jesus Christ.
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  Sick of it. Mm -hmm. And now, back to the Hoppy
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  Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All
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  kids out of the pool for adult swim. All kids
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  out. Attention, FM DJs. Your morning show prep
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  begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. And those
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  are his good qualities. A sick person with a
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  powerful tool. On three. You ready? One, two,
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  three, go. Welcome to... Door is closing. Hi,
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  this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening
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  to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Now, now, now, now. If
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  I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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  gonna start. Okay, wait a minute. All right.
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  All right. starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
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  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Oh, Jace. Oh,
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  yeah. We are going to play this every day until
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  it's a day that it may have a little bit of clouds.
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  We're playing this every day. Until the sun comes
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  out. The sun was out a little bit a few minutes
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  ago. Of course, once I get into my stadium, it's
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  a dream. Absolutely. Positively out of control.
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  Absolutely. I don't know if it's like cloudy
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  or else. I'm in Florida. It's been cloudy every
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  freaking day. It's really starting to get old.
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  Why? But it's August, not January. All right,
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  let's wake up here. Jesus Christ. You know what's
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  weird about podcasting? Is like anybody can listen
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  anywhere. So like if you're on the radio at camp,
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  everybody can relate to it being cloudy. But
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  you might be listening in freaking Fresno, which
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  we're syndicated in. Or you can be listening
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  overseas in Sweden. And I had Swedish sex with
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  you. Yeah, it's different weather everywhere.
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  Mm -hmm. Hey, guys. What's up, G? Wanna go to
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  Tchotchkes? Get some coffee? It's a little early.
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  I gotta get out of here. I think I'm gonna lose
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  it. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case
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  of the Mundus. Again. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's
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  got a case of the Mundus. And again. Uh -oh.
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  Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mundus.
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  Finally. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a
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  case of the Mundus. Oh, yeah. Let me ask you
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  something. When you come in on Monday and you're
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  not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to
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  you, sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?
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  Oh, jeez. No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe
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  you get your ass kicked saying something like
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  that, man. Oh, yeah. It's like that Young Berg
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  song that I keep referencing that nobody knows.
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  Where do we go from here? Man, last night, and
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  I saw a report, Alexa users are infuriated by
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  the device's teenage girl voice. It's very strange.
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  Because you talk to Alexa. I have my Alexa. She's
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  like most women. She talks too much. I'm kidding.
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  No, but with Alexa, it has that typical robotic
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  voice. It's kind of endearing. But sometimes
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  it'll mix in this like teenage girl voice. And
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  last night I was really stunned. And I was talking
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  to her and it was weird. I was like, hey, can
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  I have sex with you from behind? And she's like,
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  I can't do that. Here's your new Alexa. Oh, hey
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  there. So we can just, like, talk now. I'm all
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  ears, figuratively speaking. It's weird, because,
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  like, she'll remember things. Like, the Alexa
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  AI is just like, ah, answers a question. I kind
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  of like it. But she was personalizing it, where
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  I was like, am I tripping out? I'm a little too
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  stoned? Or is this really happening? Hmm. Hmm.
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  Do you know how to manage my kids' schedules?
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  I noticed a birthday party conflicts with picking
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  up grandma at the airport. Want me to - So that's
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  the new Alexa AI. But the voice sounds so like
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  AI -ish. It's creepy. And when you hear Alexa's
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  annoying voice, it's like my voice. You get used
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  to it. There's charm to it. There's personality
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  behind it. Mm -hmm. So yes. I want you to leave
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  me a voicemail. 856 - 49 Hoppy. It's 856 -494
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  -6773. Let me know if you're affected. Bye, Alexa.
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  Last night, I went to Chili's. Did that three
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  for 12, whatever deal it is. Oh, my God. Freaking
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  got like a big ass burger. Oh, the big one. And
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  I got the trip D the, uh, dip trio. I said that
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  backwards trip deal. God, I need to wake up.
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  Trip deal. No, the dip trio, man, this morning
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  at like 9 45 AM. I wanted to sleep in a little
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  longer. I know it's already a little late and
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  there's probably people that are already done
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  with work by today. I am telling you. Frickin'
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  my stomach hurts. I was like, Jesus! That was
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  on Mondays. Mm -hmm. It just won't go away. Neither
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  will this show! Neither will I. Mm -hmm. It's
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  time for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah! My frickin' inbox blew
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  up! Talked about that dirty ride at OnlyFans,
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  girl! getting a plea deal for murdering her boyfriend.
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  And someone commented this. I didn't really know
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  what it meant, but it said, what's stupid is
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  it has nothing to do with OnlyFans. By the way,
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  on another note, Friday at Copper House was my
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  friend Kayla's birthday. And someone commented
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  on the picture, Happy birthday, Kayla! Then I
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  also... I was an intern for Steve Dahl 13 years
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  ago last month, and I posted a picture, and someone
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  commented, wow, talk about a learning tree. And
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  then someone wrote, the man behind the disco
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  neck. And legend, I owe a lot to that show. I
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  would get bootleg cassettes. That was Dale Dunley.
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  All right. I'm really freaking drowsy right now.
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  I am like, it's not feeling it. And I feel like
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  this show is drifting into nowhere land. But
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  maybe it's all in my head. But I really think
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  we would benefit from a wake up song to kind
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  of wake it up. Kind of help you get it up. Yeah.
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  Just like the way I'm beginning to wake up. All
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  right. I'm feeling a little better. I also had
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  to piss. That is the real truth. But I also feel
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  like we need a little wake up call. All right.
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  Let's see what's going on with Instagram. Oh,
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  yeah. Jim Jones says, don't come to the club
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  in Canaan Hills. On the stupid Let's Ref About
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  It podcast. About the bottle, but not about the
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  king heels. Bitch, don't come in this fucking
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  VIP with no fucking king heels on, bitch. Yeah,
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  bitch. Jay, I wonder why Jeff Jones' career died.
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  You don't really make the club sound like it's
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  fun. About the bottle, but not about the king
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  heels. Bitch, don't come in this fucking VIP
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  with no fucking king heels on, bitch. What, you
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  about to take your laundry? I thought he was
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  delightful to date. I bet girls that break up
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  with him are like, oh, it's because of my, I
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  broke up with Jim Jones because of his Sagittarius
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  sign or whatever. What are you about to do tonight
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  in this club with them fucking kid nails on?
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  There you go. It's Jim Jones. Caring about what
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  people wear in the club. I might be wrong, but
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  I thought the whole point of the club was to
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  not care. To not judge. Chris Brown wants a new
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  trial after being ordered to pay former housekeeper
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  $13 million over a vicious dog attack. And you
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  look at the pictures, man. Chris Brown's dog
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  acting up. No way! Seems like such a good dog
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  owner. He's great on women. Video of Lil Baby
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  goes viral after he tells a person on FaceTime
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  that he doesn't accept calls from men with fake
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  jewelry. Blah, blah, blah. Chick -fil -A on August
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  1st did National Girlfriend Day. And then Chick
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  -fil -A the next day did National Side Chick
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  Day. No, they did not. But a good Christian does
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  not have side chick. They have five of them.
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  These things will make your husband feel disrespected.
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  Micromanaging how he does a test, talking to
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  him like he is one of the kids. Yeah. I've seen
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  that in relationships. It's not good. Here's
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  the latest with Lily Phillips, the girl that
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  had sex with like a million men on camera. Force
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  into her or anything like that. A clip from that
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  film. Of you crying after finishing having sex
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  with all those men. Yeah, it's got to be real.
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  It's been viewed millions of times on different
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  platforms. Great. Can I? Why do you say great?
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  Just because I'm an ugly crier. You're a bust.
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  You're for the streets. Yeah, that woman's like
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  Jesus Christ. It's like this frumpy lady interviewing
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  a porn star. A very strange. But this just didn't.
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  Ladies and gentlemen, my friends, girls and gallery.
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  We live in a very strange world. The moment you
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  stop chasing people who ignore you, you start
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  respecting yourself again. And nobody tells this
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  story better than a hot ass woman. Never text
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  a man who ignores you. If he's not reaching out
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  to you. Wow, this is a terrible music bed. And
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  a terrible video. Man, anybody can make videos,
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  you know. It's ridiculous. The fucking levels.
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  Do you not notice that the music's louder than
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  the voice? I think the thing that works for me
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  is that I'm never the quieter thing. Are men
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  lonely? I think most men are lonely. I don't
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  care if you're 22 or 52. I think most men are
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  lonely. Yeah, we are just hanging out. We have
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  followers and no friends. We have group chats,
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  but nobody we can call when life gets hard. Yeah,
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  I feel like girls have like the group chats.
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  They'll call like a confessional or whatnot.
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  I don't know, I think guys have them. Yeah. I
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  don't always see guys going, oh, yeah, reach
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  out to my homies, my lovers, and friends. We
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  have drinking buddies, but no brotherhood. Yeah,
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  you're friends at the bar, but if you stop going
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  to that bar, you stop hanging out with the person.
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  Hmm. Oh, he's farting. And Blueface agreed to
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  swap their newborn son for a DNA test to avoid
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  the same paternity drama that Blueface had in
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  the past. Blueface does this weird thing of like
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  being kind of likable. You don't want to think
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  it because he seems like a douche. But he kind
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  of is. Man, they really don't need to reproduce.
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  But they did. That guy does not like porn. Lana
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  Rhodes. The very talented porn star. Reveal that
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  women get turned on when guys do feminine things
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  like getting in the doggy position. Interesting.
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  I'm not into it. What about the ass? Tell us.
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  The ass, like, so I personally, Mike only let
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  me do this one time. I don't even know if I should
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  say it. Say it. Oh, jeez. Yeah, it's called a
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  daddy bitch. You're a slut. I find it, like,
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  super, like, a big turn on, like, getting guys
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  to do, like, somewhat, like, feminine things.
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  Like, I got him to, like, go into doggy one time
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  for me to eat it. Oh, yeah. Family show. On this
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  freaking Monday. That's like the best position
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  for like eating the ass. I don't like it. It's
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  an exit only zone for me. Gotta blush if you
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  like that stuff, man. You can like what you want
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  in life. We're allowed to. I just like the, you
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  know, vagina. I'm not in the mood yet to talk
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  about Holly Madison, the dirty rod and cloud
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  chasing broad. Just getting annoying. Like, was
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  Hugh Hefner a good guy? We don't know. But was
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  Holly Madison a saint? Of course not. She knew
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  what she was doing when she was hanging out with
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  a company run by someone that named the company
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  Playboy. I said that kind of weird. But you know
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  what I'm saying? You're not hanging around abstinence.
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  I mean, I think the word Playboy says enough.
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  of what it was. Oh, my life's so hard for Holly
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  Madison. Man, he must have known the last few
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  years of his life that he was just gonna get
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  ripped into by these dirty, rotten women. Are
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  you wondering how a woman can actually use a
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  man, use him for finances? Oh, yeah. Use him
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  for the things that he does and stay emotionally
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  detached. We'll listen to my words on this. And
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  if you need help. Click the link in the fricking
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  bio. Jesus Christ. All these bloggers and all
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  these video people, including her, think they're
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  going to get forgotten. For example, I get 100
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  ,000 views on my Instagram a month. But I have
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  4 ,000 followers. So there's 96 ,000 people that
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  aren't following me back. Does it hurt? Kind
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  of. But I still get views. These people are so
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  desperate. Relax. No one wants your e -book,
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  honey. Yeah. It's kind of nice when you realize
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  someone doesn't care about you. It really helps
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  you detach. Okay. When a woman is using you,
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  she has no emotional attachments to you whatsoever,
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  which is why she can just pick up and leave and
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  be like, you're not going to give this to me.
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  Goodbye. She does not care about you. She cares
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  about the things. I feel like this woman doing
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  this video is talking about what it's like to
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  date her. I think that's what she's warning,
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  man. I think a lot of these videos, it's women.
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  God, men, this is what I'm like. I know. It's
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  sometimes kind of hard to keep up when women
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  keep talking and talk. And men talk, too. But
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  what I'm saying to you, ladies and gentlemen.
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  All boys and girls of the gallery. It's the fact
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  that you really need to listen to what they say.
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  Because you can learn a lot about a person if
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  you just let them talk. If you just let them
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  go on and on and on and on and on and on. You'll
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  learn a lot. hmm three things you should never
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  do with the girl you like unless you want to
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  end up in the friend zone if you're oh yeah care
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  about them tired of blowing your chances with
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  the girls you're uh click the link in the bio
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  right into you might want to hit that follow
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  button god stop with the we'll follow your content
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  if we like it you can see more videos like this
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  putting her on a pedestal telling yourself that
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  she's out of your league yeah that's the worst
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  when you're hanging out And you think the person's
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  out of your league when they're really not. She
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  would never go for you or you're lucky to have
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  her. That's the dangerous thing is that lucky
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  mindset. You're the catch too. Is the most destructive
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  thing you can do in your dating life. If you
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  don't see your own value, she never will. Spicy.
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  Spicy girls. Women will sometimes try to hurt
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  you. This is that same girl from two videos before,
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  man. She's really telling us she's awful to date,
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  isn't she? I kind of feel like she's talking
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  about herself because she's doing videos about
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  men in a car. So it's kind of like, you know,
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  it doesn't seem like she has much going on in
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  the day, but you got to click the link in the
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  bio. Shut up. Yeah, no. Oh, what do we have here?
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  Women want men who will be in charge of that
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  home. Women want men who will look at them. And
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  if they start to run the house, we'll say, honey,
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  now that's not going to go like this because,
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  you know, I'm running this show in this house
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  and I'm taking care of my. Yeah, women think
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  they like that. But then when you really want
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  them to do something. No, don't boss me around
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  with that. Just when it's play fun in bed. Blueface
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  says that Chrissy on rock and Nivea both look
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  good naturally, but then was quiet when he talked
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  about Jade and Alexis. All right, Chad, look
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  at all the females I deal with. And yes, they
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  all look good naturally. Even Krishan. Krishan
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  looks great naturally. Nivea looks great naturally.
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  Yeah, he didn't say the other one. You don't
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  look good naturally. You got stupid tattoos.
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  You look like a middle school dusk, you douche.
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  Lily Phillips says Larry Wheels is a fan of her.
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  What kind of men do you like? I would say my
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  type is funny, kind, big dick. And honestly,
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  looks wise, I'll go for anything as long as I
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  find attractive. Does that make sense? Yeah,
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  as long as you can go to pound town. And also,
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  I do like someone who is athletic. You know,
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  they take care of themselves, at least go to
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  the gym. And you also have better stamina in
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  bed. Not a faddy. What is your body count? Now,
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  this is going to be a hard question to answer.
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  Because you don't know. Because I don't even
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  really know. I got it. I'm trying to like figure
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  it out. Obviously, I did a thousand last month.
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  A man. I've done regular GBs, gang, if you don't
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  know what that means. What? I feel so skanky.
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  She has one. Jesus Christ. Have you heard that
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  story? There were soldiers that were wounded
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  on the battlefield and they ran out of morphine.
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  So some guy starts going around and injecting
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  them with just sugar water. And it worked. It
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  worked better than the morphine most of the time.
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  And they're like, that wasn't a drug at all.
• 31:16
  Right. So you can say, oh, it's just a placebo.
• 31:18
  Well, it worked. So why are we saying just a
• 31:20
  placebo? No, like the mind is so powerful. To
• 31:23
  me, that's way more beautiful and impressive
• 31:24
  thing than a pill. It's riveting stuff. Wonder
• 31:29
  if my grandpa did that during World War II. Ten
• 31:37
  reasons why people don't respect you and you're
• 31:39
  probably doing most of them. Number one, you
• 31:41
  over -explain yourself and you don't owe anyone
• 31:43
  an explanation. Yeah, I do this way too much.
• 31:49
  I want your approval. Especially if you're a
• 31:52
  man in radio with power. Why do I say that? I
• 31:57
  got daddy issues. Two, you overshare. Not everyone
• 32:01
  deserves access to your life. Yeah, it's a problem.
• 32:03
  You got 800 ,000. Three, you tolerate disrespect
• 32:08
  and call it being the bigger person. Four, you
• 32:11
  don't set boundaries. Whatever. Five, you watch
• 32:14
  videos that make you overthink. Eight, five,
• 32:20
  six. 49, happy. The best text you can ever send
• 32:28
  to a woman that will give her instant butterflies
• 32:30
  and literally make her think about you for the
• 32:34
  rest of the day. It's only two words and you
• 32:37
  can use it at any point in the conversation.
• 32:40
  Is call me. That's it. No other context needed.
• 32:45
  If she is into you at all. It will spark immediate
• 32:49
  curiosity. You know, that's what that girl likes.
• 32:52
  I don't want to talk on the phone. Also, my phone,
• 32:55
  I have an iPhone. It's almost three years old.
• 32:59
  So that's really old for my phone. And I have
• 33:04
  to only talk in the car. We are all going to
• 33:09
  die. You, me, and every single person watching
• 33:12
  this. Ah, Jays, here comes the midlife crisis.
• 33:16
  Push into the shell. And as uncomfortable as
• 33:19
  that is, it's a truth that literally sets you
• 33:22
  free if you allow it to. All right, man. I love
• 33:25
  the progress of seeing these women do these videos.
• 33:28
  Mm -hmm. They're looking at their rocking body,
• 33:33
  and they're like, this is temporary. For about
• 33:36
  two more minutes. Mm -hmm. Kidding. What's going
• 33:39
  on with Snooki? All right, today's the surgery
• 33:41
  day. It's 4 .30 in the morning. Snooki looks
• 33:44
  pretty good for 4 .30. Probably had a makeup
• 33:46
  team. Heading to the hospital to get my hysterectomy.
• 33:50
  My kids just left with Gianni, so I got nice
• 33:53
  warm hugs, and I love them so much. And we're
• 33:56
  headed to the hospital. I got my mom and dad
• 33:58
  to bring me, because you always need your parents.
• 34:01
  I don't care what age you are. She's so cute.
• 34:04
  I love me some Snooki. I need my mom and dad.
• 34:10
  But getting ready, and I love these hospital
• 34:13
  underwear. They're elite. So good. My parents
• 34:17
  and... It's gotta be weird having a daughter
• 34:19
  that just was a bus down on TV. I'm just getting
• 34:22
  ready for surgery. There you go. Hope she's okay.
• 34:27
  I love Snooki. Lil Pump was bragging about how
• 34:31
  many views he got in 2017. Because you peaked.
• 34:34
  What is it? Like a loser. Gucci gang, gang, gang,
• 34:41
  gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang.
• 34:42
  Shut up. It was the worst star. Remember one
• 34:46
  time. I have a story for you. Mm -hmm. I was
• 34:51
  board hopping at a hot 115. Tampa's best hits,
• 34:56
  whatever it was. And I was with my homie, rest
• 34:58
  in peace, who died of COVID. Crazy. We were trying
• 35:01
  to figure out the log. And we were talking to
• 35:04
  the brilliant music director, known as Janet
• 35:09
  Kastnick, whatever her last name is, from Cox
• 35:12
  Media Group. Real brilliant lady. And we were
• 35:18
  playing Lil Pump, Gucci gang, gang, gang, gang,
• 35:20
  on Howl 115. And it was like around 2017 going
• 35:24
  into 2018, so probably the last few days of the
• 35:26
  year. And we're on speakerphone. And Reezy goes,
• 35:30
  why are we even playing this? And Jen is like,
• 35:32
  well, hopefully we'll leave it in 2017 or 2017
• 35:36
  or whatever. That's what I think of every time.
• 35:41
  I think of a Gucci, a gang gang. Then he became
• 35:46
  a guy that cuts off pedophiles hair. Very strange
• 35:50
  career transition. This is the most common experience
• 35:54
  of the truly emotionally unavailable romantic
• 35:57
  partner when they are in relationships. This
• 36:00
  is another edition of Carline Relationship Advice.
• 36:03
  So, the dismissive avoidant romantic partner.
• 36:06
  856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773. You can
• 36:15
  tweet at me, at Ryan Hoppy Radio. You can always
• 36:18
  email me, Ryan Hoppy Radio. gmail .com ray j
• 36:23
  says he's too reckless to quit boxing gotta go
• 36:26
  train uh you got knocked out in the last boxing
• 36:29
  match you uh what was it super hot fire he he
• 36:32
  he i don't remember yeah i thought you were dying
• 36:36
  now you're not God, is Ray J such a douche? But
• 36:41
  you were hospitalized after this? Their doctors
• 36:44
  told you, you know, you do not need to be going
• 36:46
  out there doing things like this. You don't need
• 36:48
  to be fighting. You already got a bad heart.
• 36:50
  Why fight again? Attention, Monty Cloud. Well,
• 36:56
  I'm getting older. You don't say, Ranger. And
• 37:01
  I don't have any more summers I have left. You
• 37:06
  want to go out with a bang? You want to go out
• 37:09
  with a bang, knowing that you're going to advance
• 37:12
  or you should advance into just a new routine.
• 37:16
  Wow, he's having a midlife crisis, everyone.
• 37:23
  Physically, mentally, and spiritually. I hope
• 37:26
  it all works out. Hope it all happens for you.
• 37:30
  Ray J! You know how crappy 2026 is? I saw a poster
• 37:41
  that the Barbie 2 movie might not come out because
• 37:44
  Warner CEO won't pay the stars enough and they're
• 37:47
  denying it. First of all, it reminded me of how
• 37:50
  amazing 2023 was because that was the summer
• 37:55
  of Barbenheimer. And awesome. I believe it because
• 38:01
  Warner Brothers will have a TV show for like
• 38:03
  two seasons and then get rid of it because they
• 38:06
  don't want to have to pay more. So that seems
• 38:07
  very unbranded with Warner Brothers. Cheap douchebags.
• 38:15
  Oh, yeah. Here's Lena the plug in Adam. different
• 38:25
  because cucks are supposed to be weak and they
• 38:27
  want they want to be made to feel lesser and
• 38:30
  i don't think that that's you i think that there's
• 38:32
  like the more swinging side of things where it's
• 38:34
  like you are turned on by your wife enjoying
• 38:37
  someone and then and then she comes back to you
• 38:40
  and you guys enjoy your own personal second herpes
• 38:43
  and jason love actual experiences more with each
• 38:46
  other because she did that I like Lena. I would
• 38:50
  go to Powtown. Oh my God. It's not, it wouldn't
• 38:58
  even be funny. I would be insane. Right. Yeah.
• 39:01
  I mean, I, I, I was never really thinking about
• 39:04
  like a rollout per se. And then I also like,
• 39:14
  I knew it was going to be a big deal. three things
• 39:21
  you should never do with the girl you like unless
• 39:23
  you want to end up in the friend zone if you're
• 39:25
  tired all right copy that copy and paste it's
• 39:29
  like that song from diggy copy and paste me no
• 39:33
  one gets what i'm talking about and i am glad
• 39:37
  Y 'all say you want a traditional woman, right?
• 39:40
  But what if she literally cannot cook or something?
• 39:43
  Like can't even boil water. She can suck me off.
• 39:46
  Like she's just going to be making bad chicken
• 39:49
  Alfredo every day. Hell yeah. I'll be getting
• 39:55
  a blowjob Alfredo after. Paige to Sorbo and call
• 40:03
  her daddy's Alex Cooper talking about dating
• 40:05
  older guys. You tell me you're hooking up with
• 40:07
  a guy that's like younger. Not younger. So I
• 40:09
  was hooking up with a guy who was younger. He
• 40:11
  was two years younger than me. That's nothing,
• 40:14
  Paige. Oh, yeah. You're not having sex with Paige.
• 40:20
  It's fun. Which, fascinating. It's fascinating
• 40:25
  because he was like the first guy I'd hooked
• 40:27
  up with since breaking up with my older boyfriend.
• 40:31
  So it was like such a switch. Yeah, he wasn't
• 40:34
  as good. And they're like pros of hooking up
• 40:39
  with someone younger or your age. The women my
• 40:43
  age judge my career. The women that are older
• 40:47
  seem to kind of laugh. And the women that are
• 40:49
  younger are like, what's radio? Men feel attraction
• 40:54
  through what? Their eyes. Women feel attraction
• 40:58
  through something completely invisible. Something
• 41:01
  that has nothing to do with your face, your money,
• 41:03
  or your body. And I'm going to tell you exactly
• 41:06
  what it is. In the link in the bio. Here's what
• 41:12
  actually triggers attraction in a woman. A man
• 41:15
  who makes her feel two things that probably shouldn't
• 41:17
  exist together. Safe enough to let her guard
• 41:20
  down completely and dangerous enough that letting
• 41:23
  her guard down feels like the most irresponsible
• 41:24
  thing that she's ever done. Whatever. You do
• 41:28
  you, bro. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. Here's the latest
• 41:36
  with Bonnie Blue. Yes. I would. Fuck. Psych.
• 41:41
  Like, why, for fuck's sake? Well, now, you tell
• 41:42
  me why you would sleep with a rapist first. Because
• 41:44
  I'm offering up my body. I'm consenting to it.
• 41:47
  So, to me, obviously, once you're a rapist, you're
• 41:50
  always a rapist. It's disgusting. But I'd prefer
• 41:52
  them to come and have consensual sex with me.
• 41:55
  She is one damaged woman. You don't look at Bonnie
• 42:00
  Bloom and go, oh, yeah. She's not even really
• 42:03
  good at porn. If you had a choice between watching
• 42:07
  her or Lily Phillips, it's Lily Phillips every
• 42:09
  day. Do you think a man who contributes to a
• 42:15
  woman for spicy sessions is less of a man than
• 42:19
  who does not? I do not think a man is less than
• 42:23
  if he contributes for a spicy session. Spicy!
• 42:28
  Actually, I think I probably have more respect
• 42:30
  because there's open communication. Everything
• 42:33
  is consensual and everything is understood. It
• 42:37
  is a trans action. I like that. Selfie rain talks
• 42:47
  about the point of her platform to make money
• 42:50
  being jealous. Everyone's a little bit different.
• 42:53
  And I think a lot of these I'm selling is a relationship
• 42:57
  attention to these people. I've come across a
• 42:59
  lot of men that are lonely and they just want
• 43:01
  to talk and they just. You know, how was your
• 43:04
  day after work? You know, they just, they just
• 43:05
  want to have a relationship and a connection
• 43:07
  online. Wow. You're a real fricking loser. And
• 43:13
  I think that is the main point is. Yeah. Yeah.
• 43:22
  You're out of control. Women say they want a
• 43:26
  traditional man, but they don't actually want
• 43:27
  to be a traditional woman. They want a man who
• 43:30
  validates them, not a man who corrects them and
• 43:33
  holds them to a higher standard. Yeah, I never
• 43:35
  thought I wanted to be held to a higher standard.
• 43:40
  Why? Because that would be them having to admit
• 43:43
  they did something wrong. The truth is, most
• 43:45
  women these days aren't even qualified for the
• 43:48
  kind of man they say they want. They say they
• 43:50
  want a man who protects, provides, and sacrifices,
• 43:53
  but they don't want to cook, clean, or stay home.
• 43:56
  Whatever. Blah. Blah. Blah. 8 -5 -6. 49 -0. It's
• 44:04
  8 -5 -6. Oh, yeah! I love Peyton Presley. She's
• 44:12
  good at porn. And so supposedly she was in Adam
• 44:19
  22's DMs and they talked about it on Plug Talk.
• 44:22
  I had no idea. Like, what are the like boundaries
• 44:25
  of our relationship? Exactly. But I don't remember
• 44:28
  being like wretched about it. It's OK. I just
• 44:31
  weren't the only girl sending out of. There was
• 44:34
  other girls sending him and he was replying and
• 44:37
  he wasn't telling me about it. So the fans want
• 44:40
  authenticity. They should love this because this
• 44:42
  proves that you really are the nasty that you're
• 44:45
  portraying in your films. Oh, yeah. Wow. Isn't
• 44:50
  this a classy show? My mom's friends listen to
• 44:53
  it. That's the horrifying part. Oh, yeah. Here's
• 44:56
  RFK going up on some of it. CNN because he's
• 44:59
  a loser. The guy who snorted cocaine off of a
• 45:04
  toilet seat to in charge of health. Yeah. So
• 45:07
  we're saying you're doing it wrong. We're being
• 45:11
  marginalized and vilified. Yeah. Because because,
• 45:16
  again, I really want to move on. But keeps talking
• 45:19
  about her getting vaccinated. Yeah. You are saying
• 45:22
  you are part of the problem. No. Can you imagine?
• 45:26
  Being his freaking wife. Oh, my God. I'm going
• 45:29
  to chain on you tonight with a younger version
• 45:31
  of you. And you're going to stay with me and
• 45:33
  have no career past career enthusiasm. I wasn't.
• 45:36
  Yeah, there was absolute press malpractice. It
• 45:40
  really hurts my voice having to talk like this.
• 45:42
  I can only imagine what it's like being RFK.
• 45:48
  We're allowing you. I can't take that. Jesus
• 45:50
  Christ. I got to take a sip of my energy drink.
• 45:52
  Out of my yitty cup. I got the zero sugar energy
• 46:01
  drinks or whatever they call it at, I think it's
• 46:04
  called, it's at Dunkin' Donuts. It's like the
• 46:07
  energy drink. You hear it? Oh, yeah. Sit on my
• 46:14
  lap and ride me. All right, let me take a sip
• 46:17
  of this. That was good. Here is a... I don't
• 46:29
  know much about the Toronto Blue Jays. I don't
• 46:32
  know much about baseball. I mean, I like it.
• 46:38
  I don't know. I like it in October. I wouldn't
• 46:42
  say playoff games. But here's a young up -and
• 46:48
  -coming fan of the Toronto Blue Jays. Mad about
• 46:52
  the team this year. Oh, is he ever? He does not
• 46:58
  have their approval. Mm -hmm. I cannot believe...
• 47:01
  how fucking shitty this team is. I don't understand
• 47:04
  how you can go from a World Series team of that
• 47:06
  caliber to a bunch of sorry -ass bums. Like,
• 47:10
  I don't think you can name one person in the
• 47:12
  lineup who's a consistently good hitter. And
• 47:14
  on the other side, you have Hoffman blowing another
• 47:17
  game. I don't even understand why this guy is
• 47:20
  still pitching. I think there's a chance he'll
• 47:21
  be on the trade block. He needs to go. Varsho
• 47:23
  needs to go. Gossman needs to go. I just think
• 47:26
  that there's no hope for these guys anymore.
• 47:28
  And now we're back to the 2024. The thing about
• 47:30
  2024 Yeah, that kid's better than sports talk
• 47:36
  radio. Yeah, it's kind of the vibe again. In
• 47:43
  Toronto, they're crazy about their sports. They're
• 47:47
  Toronto. I don't even know what that means. What's
• 47:50
  the number one cause of a sexless marriage? Can
• 47:52
  we just acknowledge that it is the women 99 %
• 47:56
  of the time who are responsible for suddenly
• 47:58
  not wanting to have sex? Yeah, Greg. Why are
• 48:01
  we peeping out the word sucks? I'm going to do
• 48:03
  it for the algorithm. Sucks, sucks, sucks. Ridiculous.
• 48:08
  Why is that happening? Why is that happening?
• 48:11
  I don't know. A lot of times I wonder if like
• 48:13
  if Gemini is not giving up. Seems to be a lot
• 48:18
  of projecting. Christiane Rock hit the streets.
• 48:26
  and was praying for people. God's fake! Yeah,
• 48:33
  bust out! I don't understand how anybody can
• 48:46
  believe in God. It's fiction! Sorry! Don't do
• 48:50
  mushrooms, because it makes you think about it
• 48:52
  logically. Do you really think Kobe Bryant and
• 48:58
  Abraham Lincoln and my dad and my grandpa and
• 49:02
  I don't know, Andy Kaufman and whoever's listening,
• 49:06
  your dad, family member, are they all just hanging
• 49:08
  out in heaven? Or does it go black when you die
• 49:11
  and you never exist again? I'm going to go with
• 49:15
  that one. Supposedly, Logan Paul got in trouble
• 49:21
  with Oliver Tree. Yes, bro. When Oliver was on
• 49:26
  my podcast, I think the first time, I asked him
• 49:30
  if I could use his song. And he said, yeah. I
• 49:33
  said, is your label going to claim the song?
• 49:35
  You need to whitelist the channel. He said, yeah,
• 49:37
  we'll whitelist the channel. So then we played
• 49:39
  the song. And the video was whitelisted by his
• 49:43
  label. Bro, four years passed. Within two days,
• 49:50
  I'm not kidding, within two days of him passing,
• 49:53
  his label claimed that podcast. Yeah. I think
• 49:59
  we need to address that Oliver Tree was probably
• 50:02
  not the nicest guy. Mm -hmm. He was weird to
• 50:07
  be weird, to be weird. He was not nice to people
• 50:12
  on 97X. Only 3 .9 % of men in the U .S. are over
• 50:16
  6 '2". That's me. That's me. I'm that tall. I
• 50:24
  got a pound town. there's this idea that whenever
• 50:29
  you get married things start to wane or you don't
• 50:32
  have that loving feeling anymore that you are
• 50:36
  supposed to play hard to get and it is one of
• 50:39
  the most ridiculous things that i have ever heard
• 50:41
  because you are already gotten he won he got
• 50:46
  you he put a ring on your finger now you are
• 50:48
  his and now it's your turn to be his blessing
• 50:53
  Kid crying in the background. And if things are
• 50:54
  waning and you don't feel that loving feeling.
• 50:57
  Listen to this. Be his blessing. Yeah, I love
• 51:00
  how she's doing a video about dating while she's
• 51:02
  got a kid in the background from probably a previous
• 51:03
  marriage. That's right. Either way, someone already
• 51:10
  filed for divorce mentally. Someone already left
• 51:12
  the marriage and entered into roommate mode without
• 51:14
  giving the other person the dignity and respect
• 51:17
  to let them know what was going on. That happened
• 51:19
  to me, man. I have this distinct memory. Oh,
• 51:25
  yeah! In October 2022. I was moving when I was
• 51:33
  living with my ex to the new apartment in the
• 51:35
  same complex. It's a much better apartment, even
• 51:38
  though it's a studio. And, um, you know what
• 51:43
  happened? The guy was over from Spectrum putting
• 51:48
  in the internet and I was telling him how quickly
• 51:50
  my ex moved out after we broke up. And he goes,
• 51:53
  oh yeah, she must have mentally moved out a year
• 51:56
  ago. I was like, ah, I needed that. Does the
• 51:59
  real confidence boost? I will never forget that.
• 52:06
  There are 4 billion women on this planet and
• 52:09
  you're stressing over one who is unsure by you?
• 52:13
  Are you kidding me right now? Are you out of
• 52:17
  your mind? You know what's the most unsurprising
• 52:19
  part of this video? She's drinking coffee. Florida
• 52:27
  dad allegedly killed his infant son with a leaf
• 52:32
  blower. Got it, got it, gob drops. The hell's
• 52:36
  going on with this world? We've lost our minds.
• 52:43
  8 -5 -6. 49, Javi. DDG addresses rumors that
• 52:49
  he doesn't pay his employees. But the narrative
• 52:55
  of DDG not paying his people is absolutely incorrect.
• 53:00
  I've been using the same people for a long time.
• 53:03
  You can use the same people. Why do you think
• 53:09
  your baby mom has left you? You're a cheap douche.
• 53:12
  I just started streaming in 2025, guys. How many
• 53:17
  cameramen do you think I had? I don't know right
• 53:19
  now. You're a DJ. You're a loser. Hmm. Hmm. Let's
• 53:29
  see here. Brittany Renner says she spent her
• 53:32
  whole life struggling. I feel like I spent my
• 53:36
  whole life surviving and this is me. like documenting
• 53:39
  me living, you know, like. Yeah, it's very well
• 53:42
  said by a side chick. Navia's son stepped in
• 53:48
  and checked Blueface after he kept calling her
• 53:50
  a bitch. Remind me to kick her fucking ass at
• 53:55
  12 a .m., nigga. Bitch, that's why I call you
• 53:58
  a bitch. You know, that's the thing you respond
• 54:00
  to. Blueface seems like a really good guy. When
• 54:03
  you're dealing, you calling me a bitch. Loser!
• 54:07
  You look like a desk. What are you calling me?
• 54:10
  John! John! John! What, bro? My mom's calling
• 54:20
  you. My mom's talking to you. She's talking to
• 54:25
  you. See, bitch? That's why I be calling you
• 54:29
  a damn ass bitch. He has such a woman beater
• 54:40
  vibes, it's bad. At least I respect you, bitch.
• 54:47
  A real Casanova. Although Nivea has got that
• 55:00
  pregnancy boobs. Yeah. DJ Vlad was left speechless
• 55:12
  after this from Sophie Rain. Much bigger fees.
• 55:16
  So you mentioned that your biggest customer has
• 55:20
  paid you $1 .4 million. I think now, because
• 55:25
  that was higher. I think now he has given, his
• 55:28
  name's Charlie. He's a really awesome guy. Shout
• 55:30
  out to Charlie. Shout out to Charlie. He has
• 55:32
  given me around 7 million. All right, that's
• 55:35
  great. I should start showing my penis. I'm kidding.
• 55:40
  856, 49 hobby. Oh, there was a mass shooting
• 55:44
  at an Idaho In -N -Out Burger. Charlie XCX had
• 55:49
  a birthday. Vinny Pastore played Big Pussy died.
• 55:53
  Come in like a bell, look like a hot piece of
• 55:55
  ass. So was Jennifer Aniston. So was Alex Earl.
• 55:58
  This must have been looking like a hot piece
• 56:00
  of ass weekend. Lily J will not be taking Ethan
• 56:07
  Slater back. Yeah, you know, he tried to go back.
• 56:13
  Nikki Bella says she's been celibate since hooking
• 56:16
  up with Cooper Dijon. Yeah, he probably went
• 56:19
  to pound town somewhere. D4VD is in a lot of
• 56:25
  trouble. And let's see what we got here. What
• 56:29
  could we do? Let me think here. I kind of want
• 56:33
  to keep going. I'm feeling it. I don't know if
• 56:35
  I'm taking a break yet. What if? I'm talking
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  out loud with you guys. What if we did? Side
• 56:44
  check now. Oh yeah! Thermos, the libs playin'
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  games, actin' like they saints Got a whole spouse
• 57:19
  home, still slidin' to the dates Screenshots
• 57:22
  saved, little goodnight, babe Then they on the
• 57:24
  yacht pick, tryna hide the face From the field
• 57:27
  to the runway, everybody frontin' Postin' healing
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  energy while they DM huntin' Scrollin' through
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  the gram, all I see is double lives You can't
• 57:35
  tag the man, but you tag the watch he buys It's
• 57:38
  that side chick news, side chick news Ryan Hoppy
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  gon' choose Every fraud, every fling, every late
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  night move to the truth. You can't hide from
• 57:54
  your man. Can't hide from this bull side chick
• 57:56
  news. Right now. Let's get into it. Happy Hot
• 58:03
  Topic. Ariana Grande is taking a break from the
• 58:08
  spotlight. No! Eat a cheeseburger or salmon above
• 58:12
  you. You're so skinny. You look like Skeletor.
• 58:15
  After her Eternal Sunshine tour, the singer's
• 58:18
  rep tells E! News in a statement, Ariana will
• 58:21
  be taking a step back from visibility. Oh yeah!
• 58:26
  I hope you come back. And you're as thick as
• 58:31
  like Nelly Furtado. It's my dream. God, if she
• 58:35
  got fat, she'd look so good. Following her tour,
• 58:38
  which wraps up in London after 10 sold -out shows
• 58:41
  at the O2 Arena. I will be honest, I do like
• 58:44
  her music. Now, first of all, I'm having an existential
• 58:51
  crisis realizing how ridiculous this show is.
• 58:54
  But I'm telling you, she's a good singer. She
• 58:58
  makes good music for people that are never the
• 59:01
  problem, like me. Last performance scheduled
• 59:05
  for September 1st. Alright, there you go. There
• 59:09
  you freaking go. Here's Holly Madison talking
• 59:12
  about Hugh Hefner. We've openly talked about
• 59:14
  the group sex that you guys had to have. Yeah,
• 59:17
  you're playmates! What are you there? To play
• 59:24
  backgammon? Maybe they did that too. But I love
• 59:26
  when women that surround themselves with a playboy
• 59:29
  who owns a company called Playboy. Oh my God,
• 59:32
  we have to have sex. Shut up. You just passed
• 59:36
  your prime. Oh, explain that whole scene to me.
• 59:40
  So that's all of the girlfriends and Hef? Yeah,
• 59:43
  kind of like taking turns and then the girls
• 59:46
  who weren't active with him were kind of like
• 59:48
  acting like they were active with the other girls,
• 59:50
  but not really. I kind of know what that means.
• 59:55
  Licking a little bit. But nothing too crazy.
• 59:59
  But they're all just so skanky. Time for Megyn
• 1:00:07
  Kelly news. in a swivel chair days hitting every
• 1:00:34
  desk in there caffeine breath hot mic glare yeah
• 1:00:38
  he said what you don't dare say late night drive
• 1:00:42
  neon sign every color on the same wild line i'll
• 1:00:47
  play that track one more time i'm sick of her
• 1:00:50
  face all day megan kelly So she said that Anthony
• 1:01:18
  Fauci is worse than Epstein. Now, do I like Anthony
• 1:01:22
  Fauci? No. I think he's a loser. But there is
• 1:01:29
  something very weird about Megyn Kelly where
• 1:01:32
  she's always comparing things to, you know, the
• 1:01:37
  man that is known as Jeffrey Epstein. I can't.
• 1:01:43
  Epstein be terrible, but so is Fauci. Why is
• 1:01:46
  Fauci worse? Fauci wasn't a pedophile for all
• 1:01:50
  we know. I mean, he could be, but. Fauci, he
• 1:01:53
  has enough. I like the idea that we were all
• 1:01:55
  saying files now because it's redolent of the
• 1:01:57
  Epstein file. And I bet that really, that really
• 1:02:01
  bothers him because that's not a very scientific.
• 1:02:04
  Fauci heard a lot more people than Epstein did.
• 1:02:06
  I am just a dumb, dumb. Stupid woman. The best
• 1:02:15
  thing she could do is turn into a man so that
• 1:02:17
  she doesn't make women look so bad. She is just
• 1:02:20
  an embarrassment to women. There's no other way
• 1:02:22
  to put it. I know it sounds a little rude and
• 1:02:23
  sexy, but she's a moron. She's a dumb broad.
• 1:02:28
  And not all women are dumb. Just her. Just a
• 1:02:32
  stupid yenta. Blah, blah, blah. Shut up. You're
• 1:02:36
  annoying. You are annoying me. Because you're
• 1:02:41
  never quiet. Ah, there was a woman. She's booted
• 1:02:48
  from an Alaska Airlines flight after trying to
• 1:02:51
  be a preacher. And she's an evangelist. Yeah,
• 1:02:57
  you know, she probably has a sketchy past. Here's
• 1:03:01
  the video. Hello, everybody. Good morning. I
• 1:03:07
  know we're all waiting. It's kind of frustrating,
• 1:03:10
  right? Wait. But I want to tell you. Okay, let
• 1:03:16
  me paint a picture. She's on an Alaska Airlines
• 1:03:18
  and she's filming herself with a selfie stick.
• 1:03:20
  And she's in the middle of the aisle. And this
• 1:03:23
  goes on for another minute. That God's timing
• 1:03:25
  is perfect. And God knows everything. God wants
• 1:03:28
  you to shut up! God's not real! He's not real,
• 1:03:40
  honey! What a dumb broad. It's fiction! And this
• 1:03:57
  plane's going down as a part of our sin. Apart
• 1:04:01
  from Jesus, we won't make it to heaven. But he
• 1:04:04
  loves you so much. And what's unfortunate is
• 1:04:07
  she's so freaking hot. You know, you could do
• 1:04:09
  so much better in life, honey. But no. You're
• 1:04:14
  just making women look bad. Make him Lord. Repent
• 1:04:17
  of your sins. He is coming back very soon. I
• 1:04:21
  could not specify how hot the woman is, by the
• 1:04:23
  way. I pray protection over this fly. Shut up.
• 1:04:28
  God, you know she's annoying during armaments.
• 1:04:30
  Never shuts up. In the name of Jesus. Amen. Amen.
• 1:04:35
  Bless you guys. No one's even saying amen. No
• 1:04:45
  one. Bless you. Amen. Can you tell me what's
• 1:04:49
  going on? You can't just tell me to get my stuff
• 1:04:51
  and then not tell me what's going on. All right,
• 1:04:56
  so she gets kicked off the plane. I don't know
• 1:05:04
  why it's so funny to me. You're still not telling
• 1:05:09
  me. God, is she an annoying broad? Shut up! You'd
• 1:05:14
  be so better at porn. They don't feel safe. Oh
• 1:05:20
  my gosh. I didn't know the message of Jesus Christ
• 1:05:22
  was unsafe. It's not God, it's you. You dumb
• 1:05:29
  broad. Of course I was at Orlando's airport.
• 1:05:35
  I don't know why it's so funny to me. This is
• 1:05:43
  so insufferable. I'm attracted to crazy girls
• 1:05:47
  too. Okay. I'm crying. That was so funny to me.
• 1:05:53
  This is stupid. She thinks she's smarter. She
• 1:05:57
  got this condescending. Are you saying when I'm
• 1:05:59
  randomly making people uncomfortable in the aisle
• 1:06:02
  of an airplane that they don't want me here?
• 1:06:05
  I bet she doesn't talk to her family or whatever.
• 1:06:08
  All right. Time for Taylor Swift news. Yeah You
• 1:06:19
  keep a list so long Of every name you broke You
• 1:06:25
  turn your tears to headlines And you watch the
• 1:06:30
  whole thing flow Always the victim posed Always
• 1:06:37
  the perfect face You sign that little paper and
• 1:06:43
  you leave no little trace Tell me who gets banged,
• 1:06:50
  you never say your name You flip the frame, you
• 1:06:54
  flip the frame, then you walk away It's always
• 1:06:57
  them, always them, never you, never you It's
• 1:07:00
  always them, always them, that's your favorite
• 1:07:03
  thing to do Happy Hot Topic! It's always them,
• 1:07:19
  Taylor! First -hand accounts of the Travis and
• 1:07:22
  Taylor wedding, they're continuing to trickle
• 1:07:24
  in. And today's info comes from... Yeah, you
• 1:07:27
  know she told them what to say. I want to know
• 1:07:30
  the true side of the wedding. Sports broadcaster
• 1:07:34
  Joe Buck, who was very excited by one A -list
• 1:07:37
  guest. It was pretty surreal, and the star quality,
• 1:07:42
  obviously, when you walk in, and for me, being
• 1:07:44
  57 years old, to get to talk to Tom Cruise for...
• 1:07:48
  Whatever, Joe Buck. That's some freaking wishy
• 1:07:50
  -washy. Mm -hmm. Yeah. What's going on with the
• 1:07:57
  Kardashians? Mm -hmm. Northwest's first headlining
• 1:08:02
  tour is canceled. A tour 13? Protect her! Kim
• 1:08:07
  Kardashian and Kanye West. Why is she not in
• 1:08:09
  school? Set to tour starting August 5th. Alongside
• 1:08:13
  rapper Molly Santana. No, you should be starting
• 1:08:15
  school. I don't care how much money you have.
• 1:08:20
  You unfortunately have narcissists as parents.
• 1:08:24
  I'm sorry. Ron Hoppy on the air. Yo, we back
• 1:08:29
  in this. Turn it up in your car. In your cubicle.
• 1:08:37
  We got another one to talk about. Let's go. Let's
• 1:08:41
  go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's
• 1:08:44
  go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's
• 1:09:05
  go. But it's hollow in the center. You forget
• 1:09:19
  about the dinner. Alex Pearl is a wannabe. That's
• 1:09:22
  tragic. Is Alex Earle's family Team Braxton Berrios?
• 1:09:33
  Yeah! That's one of the worst parts about breakups.
• 1:09:36
  Mm -hmm. Is when they're on one team. While the
• 1:09:40
  social media influencer and the NFL player ended
• 1:09:42
  their two -year relationship in December 2025.
• 1:09:45
  Wow, that was a year and a half ago. Actually,
• 1:09:47
  it was six months ago. In a new trailer for -
• 1:09:49
  Eight months ago, whatever. Alex's Netflix show,
• 1:09:51
  Earle Meets World. Her family says - She looks
• 1:09:53
  like a prostitute. God, she does. He won. All
• 1:09:59
  right, so she's mad at her family. Pete Davidson
• 1:10:05
  and Elsie Hewitt are putting their daughter front
• 1:10:08
  and center. That is what you gotta do. I like
• 1:10:15
  Pete Davidson. Months after ending their relationship,
• 1:10:19
  the former couple is opening up about how they
• 1:10:22
  are navigating life as co -parents to their seven
• 1:10:25
  -month -old daughter, Scotty Rose. So cute! In
• 1:10:31
  a statement shared with Page Six on July 31st,
• 1:10:34
  Davidson and Hewitt shared in... Elsie Hewitt's
• 1:10:38
  such a hot piece of ass. insight into their co
• 1:10:42
  -parenting dynamic saying we are cooperatively
• 1:10:44
  co -parenting our daughter whose well -being
• 1:10:47
  remains our top priority i think as the kid gets
• 1:10:50
  older i think it'll be a little better when the
• 1:10:53
  kid can talk i think now it's just kind of you
• 1:10:55
  got this like pooping machine right in front
• 1:10:56
  of you bunny xo is starting her new era with
• 1:11:02
  fresh ink After finalizing her divorce from Jelly
• 1:11:05
  Roll on July 17th after nearly... Oh, yeah! Wonder
• 1:11:10
  how many guys have banged her since then. Ten
• 1:11:14
  years of marriage, the 46 -year -old got a tattoo
• 1:11:17
  of time cast a spell on you... Oh, uh, midlife
• 1:11:20
  crisis. Happy Hot Topic! I'm sad. that she's
• 1:11:27
  not finishing this out with us. Jenny Garth reacts
• 1:11:30
  to Tori Spelling's exit from their Beverly Hills
• 1:11:33
  90210 Rewatch podcast, 90210MG. Yeah, I don't
• 1:11:37
  know. Tori Spelling just seems like a dirty rotten
• 1:11:41
  brat. And the other problem with Tori Spelling
• 1:11:45
  is she's one of those that's like, I want to
• 1:11:48
  do a podcast. And then when you got to put it
• 1:11:54
  in work, she's like, I don't want to do a podcast.
• 1:11:56
  Gee, as fans know, Tori and Jenny starred on
• 1:11:59
  the original series together in the early aughts,
• 1:12:01
  along with Shannon Doherty, Jason Priest. All
• 1:12:03
  right, so she skipped the podcast. What's new?
• 1:12:06
  What is it, like 50 % of podcasts end after four
• 1:12:08
  episodes? Happy Hot Topic! The hip -hop world
• 1:12:18
  is never short on drama. Recently, Rick Ross
• 1:12:24
  took to social media to reignite his feud with
• 1:12:27
  50 Cent and Lloyd Banks, trolling 50 about his
• 1:12:31
  G -Unit sneakers and joking that they'd end up
• 1:12:34
  being sold at Costco. Chris Brown recently sparked
• 1:12:45
  controversy after bringing a fan on stage who,
• 1:12:48
  according to fans, previously dissed his baby
• 1:12:50
  mama, Diamond, on... Oh yeah! You know Diamond
• 1:12:55
  gives you quite the time! social media chris
• 1:12:59
  serenaded the woman who goes by karima divine
• 1:13:01
  online and tying her wrists to a pole during
• 1:13:07
  the performance let's talk about one of hip -hop's
• 1:13:18
  most outspoken stars cardi b the bronco This
• 1:13:22
  rapper has been dealing with her fair share of
• 1:13:24
  drama lately, but this time it's not just about
• 1:13:26
  rap beef. Over the weekend, a video went viral
• 1:13:29
  on Twitter, posted by user Wilwit, claiming to
• 1:13:32
  show Cardi B getting beat up during a fight.
• 1:13:34
  The clip spread fast, sparking heated debates
• 1:13:37
  and wild speculation all over social media. But
• 1:13:40
  Cardi was quick to set the record straight. Taking
• 1:13:42
  to Twitter, she directly addressed the viral
• 1:13:44
  video, asking, now where the hell I'm at in this
• 1:13:47
  video? So she really proved us wrong. Hmm, hmm,
• 1:13:50
  hmm, hmm. Amy Schumer shares new bikini photos
• 1:13:54
  on Instagram, and she assures everyone these
• 1:13:56
  snaps are unfiltered. Oh, grass. She just looks
• 1:13:59
  like she smells like spoiled milk. The comedian
• 1:14:02
  is soaking in the sun while - She's like all
• 1:14:05
  zamped up. She looks like she's been lifting
• 1:14:07
  with those muscular arms. Put on a boat in a
• 1:14:11
  series of pics post - All right, good, man. I'll
• 1:14:14
  always remember her as being the girl that talked
• 1:14:16
  to Opie and Anthony about getting fingered by
• 1:14:18
  the cab driver. That's the real Amy Schumer.
• 1:14:23
  Oh yeah, what do we have here? How many days
• 1:14:30
  until NFL kickoff? 37 days! Oh yeah, it's going
• 1:14:40
  to be a good season. Wonder who's going to be
• 1:14:44
  the Super Bowl champion? It's fascinating to
• 1:14:48
  think about. Mm -hmm. First, 856 -49 -HAPPY.
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  856 -49 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me at
• 1:15:06
  RyanHappyradio. Always email me. RyanHappyradio
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  at gmail .com. Oh, yeah. I'm going to let this
• 1:15:17
  music play, y 'all. Aaron Rodgers says his wife,
• 1:15:42
  Brittany, has been the MVP of his personal life.
• 1:15:46
  Yeah, you know, she's like, you need to get your
• 1:15:48
  shit together, loser. If you want to keep me,
• 1:15:50
  I don't know. After recently reuniting with his
• 1:15:53
  family following years of estrangement, the Pittsburgh
• 1:15:56
  Steelers quarterback is crediting his wife for
• 1:15:59
  helping him through. I can see him being a decent
• 1:16:02
  son. I don't know about brother. The emotional
• 1:16:08
  journey. During an appearance on the NFL Network
• 1:16:11
  on August 1st, Rodgers said he's, quote, happy
• 1:16:15
  to be reunited with his loved ones. All right,
• 1:16:18
  there you go. Go to Goody Gumdrops. Oh, what
• 1:16:22
  a douche he is. Go. Ryan Hoppy on the mic, breaking
• 1:16:30
  down the scenes. NBA drama, living out the dreams.
• 1:16:33
  Ah, Brittany Griner's single now. Mm -hmm. And
• 1:16:36
  the WNBA swears that that betting thing was a
• 1:16:39
  joke. In a second, I will replay my rant about
• 1:16:44
  it so you know what I'm talking about. Former
• 1:16:46
  Paul Pierce, former star Paul Pierce is dealing
• 1:16:50
  with his baby mama wanting more money for alimony.
• 1:16:53
  Mm -hmm. That's how it always is. It's never
• 1:16:57
  enough. Got it. 856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494
• 1:17:17
  -6773. Y 'all know the score, buddy. You tweeted
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  me, all right, and hop your radio. All right,
• 1:17:24
  what's going on, Brittany Griner? Happy Hot Topic.
• 1:17:31
  WNBA star Brittany Griner and Sherelle Griner
• 1:17:34
  are calling it quits. You know, Sherelle's so
• 1:17:37
  happy. Especially the woman that stayed with
• 1:17:41
  you while you were in prison like a loser in
• 1:17:43
  Russia. Seven years after the couple tied the
• 1:17:46
  knot and two years after they welcomed son Bash,
• 1:17:49
  Raymond Greiner. It's going to be a good little
• 1:17:52
  co -parenting. He filed for divorce. She filed
• 1:17:55
  for divorce. Here's Kevin Durant on LeBron signing
• 1:17:58
  with Philly. Do you feel like they're contenders?
• 1:18:00
  Sure. You don't think so? No, I'm just asking
• 1:18:04
  you. Last time they put both 320 -point scores
• 1:18:07
  on the team, they said it was unfair, which is
• 1:18:09
  the team I was on. They got four 25 -point scores.
• 1:18:12
  Yeah, there's Kevin Durant. What do we got here?
• 1:18:17
  Here's Trey Young saying he had to retake the
• 1:18:20
  ACT after he was accused of cheating until he
• 1:18:24
  scored 42 points at Oregon. I almost didn't get
• 1:18:26
  to play my freshman year in college. I took my
• 1:18:30
  ACT. Because you stupid! I took my freshman year
• 1:18:33
  in high school. Got a 29 on it. And I hadn't
• 1:18:39
  taken it since because I mean... You get 29.
• 1:18:42
  You're good. Did I cheat? We'll talk about that
• 1:18:48
  another day. Kind of describes Trey Young, doesn't
• 1:18:58
  it? Here's LeBron as a freshman in high school.
• 1:19:01
  I've been playing football since I was nine and
• 1:19:03
  basketball. I just started playing sports when
• 1:19:05
  I was nine. God, he would have been good at football.
• 1:19:08
  I'm in like a football as much as basketball.
• 1:19:10
  I just want to keep playing off of my high school
• 1:19:11
  career and just play to my capability. Despite
• 1:19:15
  being an underclassman, LeBron leads by example,
• 1:19:18
  not only athletically, but in the classroom as
• 1:19:20
  well. He carries above a 3 .3 grade point average.
• 1:19:24
  Both on and off the court, the sky really is
• 1:19:27
  the limit for LeBron's accomplishments over the
• 1:19:29
  next four years. He's really a fantastic person.
• 1:19:32
  He's a great kid. He enjoys just life and journal
• 1:19:36
  very very team oriented he's oh is he that'll
• 1:19:41
  change very well liked at the school he's got
• 1:19:43
  a bubbly person there you go uh gilbert arena
• 1:19:47
  says the withers uh that he would not speak to
• 1:19:51
  anybody that made under five million and to me
• 1:19:53
  that describes his career Here's Neon and Dylan
• 1:19:58
  Brooks driving around talking about LeBron. They
• 1:20:01
  keep asking this question, bro. What do you think
• 1:20:04
  about the LeBron trade? Trade? He doesn't even
• 1:20:07
  know it's a sign. I don't know. I try not to
• 1:20:10
  be a hater. But like Neon talking sports, it's
• 1:20:15
  like they're going on his show because he's got
• 1:20:17
  clout, but he doesn't know anything. I think
• 1:20:22
  he... I think he's doing everything he can to
• 1:20:26
  get on the last little ring on the wild card.
• 1:20:28
  Okay. Then I read something about that he's trying
• 1:20:32
  to, he almost has enough footage or something
• 1:20:35
  like that for like a last dance or something.
• 1:20:39
  All right, so he's making a last dance or whatever.
• 1:20:41
  Mm -hmm. Here is Dwayne Wade on not being MVP
• 1:20:46
  in 08. I forget stuff that happened yesterday.
• 1:20:48
  I forget stuff that happened a week ago. So I
• 1:20:50
  understand. It's my career now. I've been gone
• 1:20:51
  for a long time. My career is great. I don't
• 1:20:54
  feel like it's anything else in my career that
• 1:20:56
  I... I did everything. I didn't get the MVP award
• 1:20:58
  because they didn't give it to me. Not because
• 1:21:00
  I wasn't MVP. Hell yeah, Dwayne! Here is Andre
• 1:21:07
  Iguodala on Steve Kerr. When Steve brought me
• 1:21:10
  off the bench... and it threw me off because
• 1:21:13
  I was playing well. So like I said before, I
• 1:21:17
  got punished for playing well. He was like, yo,
• 1:21:20
  the first group versus second group are the most
• 1:21:24
  competitive games in practice when Andre's on
• 1:21:30
  the second group. I'm like, yeah, I'm busting
• 1:21:32
  their ass. I am. Busting their ass. And then
• 1:21:36
  50 Cent performed at Tyrese Halliburton's wedding.
• 1:21:39
  Oh, he's in that. Out. Do it as well. And then
• 1:22:04
  K -Kill, 96 .7 in California. Got rid of all
• 1:22:09
  their DJs to be run by AI. The thing that boomers
• 1:22:14
  can't realize in radio is that AI saw early on
• 1:22:17
  that it's going to fail. So, good riddance. Yo,
• 1:22:36
  it's happy hour. We about to go live. Tampa Bay
• 1:22:39
  News is the place we arrive. From the beach to
• 1:22:41
  the bay and the city's crazy moves. We got stories
• 1:22:44
  hotter than the Florida grooves. Tampa Bay News,
• 1:22:47
  we making it spin. Happy Hot Topic! The debate
• 1:23:08
  over flock cameras like these is heating up in
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  Not really. Do I like flock cameras? No, but
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  you're not stopping them. One man purposefully
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  All this as law enforcement says they are critical
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  to tracking down criminals. They were used recently
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  Kroll hears from both sides about protecting
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  a home. Welcome back to 10 Tampa Bay News. There
• 1:23:59
  are only a few hours left for you to head out
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  to Busch Gardens and ride one of the park's most
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  iconic rides. After 33 years, Kumba will close
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  for good today. Wow, Kumba is the same age as
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  me. Kumba's older than me. Mm -hmm, about like
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  30 days. A man is facing charges tonight after
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  a fight on a PSTA bus escalated. Loser! to a
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  gun being brought out and at least one shot was
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  fired. It happened just before noon near Freedom
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  Lake Park along US 19 and 49th Street in Pinellas.
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  I used to work out there every day during COVID.
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  New Channel 8's Victoria Lucas joins us live
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  tonight in Pinellas Park in Victoria. The victim
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  who was not shot was arrested on an outstanding
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  warrant and the suspect is now facing charges.
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  That's right, Ty. The suspect is 28 -year -old
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  Victor Lambert. He faces Loser! Two charges.
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  Alright, so that's what happened there. Dork.
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  You're a failure in life. I hope you know that.
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  No one loves you. You're a thug. Oh yeah! Oh
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  you the deal. Happy Hot Topic. Guided us towards
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  the right direction. Chicago is the best city
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  Oh, yeah. We can have sex in the party. I love
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  Flooding delays on day three of Lollapalooza.
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  That sounds terrible. Right now, a new Illinois
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  program launched this weekend helping people
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  payment from the state of Illinois. That's the
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  kind Rochester knows. Oh! He lights it up! Got
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  in Henrietta in 2023. Learning his fate. Life
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  see them touch that mic. Talk real talk, can't
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  go far. From the Gulf to the world, from town
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  to bar He speak his mind, let the chips all fall
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  When Hoppy say it, you can feel that wall Hoppy
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  hour, Hoppy hour Say it loud, say it louder Hoppy
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  hour, Hoppy hour Brian speaks and the groove
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  back to the shower Outro Music And they keep
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  on growin' From city to city, the signal keep
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  flowin' Big voice, bold talk, never play it safe
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  You hear his name and you know the shade Hoppy
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  hour, hoppy hour Brian speaks and the crew gets
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  louder Hoppy hour, hoppy hour From Louisville
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  back to town Hoppy hour, hoppy hour Worldwide
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  spin, same fire Same vibe, same power. All right
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  now. That song kind of sounded like Lil' Kim.
• 1:30:52
  Governor Beshear is using his podcast to discuss
• 1:30:54
  the impact of Senator... Oh, that's good that
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  a governor has a podcast. ...Mitch McConnell's
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  hospitalization on his legacy. Mitch McConnell
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  cares about his legacy and he's ruining it. Listen,
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  I think his legacy is one of over politicizing
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  everything in the Senate. I don't think it's
• 1:31:12
  a positive legacy, but I know he thinks his legacy
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  is being the longest serving majority leader
• 1:31:21
  in the Senate's history. Well, guess what? On
• 1:31:23
  his Wikipedia page five years from now, that's
• 1:31:25
  going to be a paragraph. But what we're going
• 1:31:27
  through right now is going to be a page. I like
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  that guy, man. McConnell's off. I would assume
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  Kentucky, because they're stupid there, I would
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  assume them to have a bad governor, but no, it's
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  a good governor. All right, there. It's a good
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  governor. It's a good guy right there. And he
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  has asked Senate Majority Leader John Thune to
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  investigate McConnell's condition and, if needed,
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  begin the process to... There you go. So things
• 1:31:54
  are going well in Kentucky. Happy Hot Topic!
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  Top stories at 11 this week. A judge's order
• 1:32:00
  now says a woman detained by ICE agents in Louisville's
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  International Airport must be released soon.
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  I'm going to be honest. She's wearing the outfit
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  like she's from the Middle East, so it was definitely
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  targeting. Mm -hmm. Poor thing. Accused of setting
• 1:32:19
  a string of fires in South Louisville repeatedly
• 1:32:21
  clashed with the judge this morning. Police say
• 1:32:23
  Christina Hargrove set eight fires Thursday night,
• 1:32:27
  damaging two garages and leaving neighbors shaken.
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  D 'Andrea Turner is live outside the jail tonight
• 1:32:35
  with the evidence investigators say led to her
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  arrest and the tense moments inside the courtroom.
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  D 'Andrea? Ricky Vicky, well, she is still in
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  jail tonight on a $250 ,000 bond, and that number
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  is one of the main things she clasped with the
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  judge about today. Holy moly. Is Mercury in retrograde
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  or something? What is happening? RJ's the guy
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  to dump Ron as a judge. That's the judge's reaction
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  after arson suspect Christina Hargrove appeared
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  in court Friday morning and repeatedly interrupted
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  the proceedings. I mean, do s**t. I'm talking
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  never sloppy, radio waves, carry tails, but they
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  faded calves, past the preaching hustle, corner
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  Kids trading maps, where the vibe's Midwest,
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  but the struggle overlaps Cleveland news, where
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  the truth gets raw Rust belt blues, every crack,
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  every flaw Until it takes no sugar, no draw Hoppy
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  on the mic spittin' facts, no law Back alleys
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  whisper, still grit in the air Hoppy pullin'
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  cards, city troops laid bare Bar sharper than
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  as the lake, but he don't care Woo! radio days
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  static hum in the booth voice booming through
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  the speakers hitting with the truth tower city
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  shadows echoing the youth uncut unpolished cleveland's
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  the proof hoppy blends no rose tint just grind
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  every segment a slice of cleveland's mind from
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  Police Department is renewing its warning to
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  the community about e -bikes. Yeah, e -bikes
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  are all I can tell. I know nothing about you.
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  Now I see why you're a selfish monster. I hope
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  Raw emotion in the courtroom as a killer. Learned
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  Yeah, you know, he's probably not innocent. He
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  Has the WNBA set to return to Cleveland in 2028?
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  Oh, yeah! Woo -hoo! The newest WNBA franchise
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  has yet to announce an official team name. Ah,
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  the Cleveland Dump. Since the 3rd of July, Akron
• 1:36:22
  police have responded to at least nine reports
• 1:36:24
  of felonious assault. That's according to the
• 1:36:27
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• 1:36:29
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  got Powers. It's Rob Powers. This weekend, a
• 1:36:36
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  before it even starts. Right now, I'm standing
• 1:36:42
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  it will be filled with people who are trying
• 1:36:47
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• 1:36:50
  in Akron. I'm Remy Murray to explain. It's all
• 1:36:53
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  but Demarius Walker, also known as Butchie the
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  long way. One step to violence prevention, just
• 1:37:08
  getting to know your neighbors, getting to know
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• 1:37:13
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• 1:37:16
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  rose Labyrinthal rain dissolving in the air But
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  we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's just so unfair
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  is rolling dim. Eardrums mixing hoppy like fingers
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  without brains. Gated checks to have them. Shadows
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  hit the street, but soon the sound will vanish
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  like shadows in the heat. Oh, the hoppy hour
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  is coming too close. Radio waves fading like
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  a wilting rose. Laughter and joy dissolving in
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  the air, but we'll keep Like clockwork to a show
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  Now it's time to face the silence Like the TV
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  on Snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor so
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  divine The void left in our hearts Wider than
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  a canyon line Line Empty speakers silenced I'm
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  a -comin' to an end Like a rollercoaster stoppin'
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  Round the river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs
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  Seize our daily grind Now silence will remember
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  Thoughts we can't rewind So we'll hop it out
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  already Laughter and joy, dissolving in the air
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  And like that, he's gone. He probably had Taco
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  Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all
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  I smell is poop. I'll kick you in the nuts, and
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  we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
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  Happy hour is now over. Game over. This concludes
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  our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless
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  America.