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#203: Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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  Hello, What's your least favorite scary movie?
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  Oh, bother. Don't.
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  Bother. And welcome to What's your least
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  favorite scary movie? The broadcast where we talk
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  about the good, the bad, the ugly, and the absurd, and all of
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  our favorite. And least favorite.
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  Scary movies. Because we believe every horror
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  movie rightfully has its fan base.
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  Even if we don't always get it. My name is Travis.
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  My name is Jesse and Happy April, everyone.
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  So the recent release of Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey Two,
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  and the announcement of the extended punaverse, we decided
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  we were gonna dupe our toes into blood and honey.
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  Yeah, dipping it into blood and honey.
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  Hot. But first, a brief announcement
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  budget to your patrons. Your bonus episode for March was
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  uploaded over the weekend, and we talked about unedited footage
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  of a bear. Oh God.
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  If you're not a budget tier patron but would like to be so
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  that way you can have access to that and plenty of other cool
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  perks. The link to our Patreon is at
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  the very bottom of our show notes on this very episode.
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  We also uploaded our two VR not to be on Bloody Bloody Bible
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  camp, so go check that out if you haven't already.
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  I think that's it from my announcements.
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  Travis, do we have poll results? We do.
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  We have our poll for Jigsaw. So as you guys know, at this
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  point all of our saw movies are polls about which of the traps
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  you would survive. So I got four traps here that I
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  am asking if you guys could survive any of these.
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  So four of them are the Buckethead trap, the Pick, the
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  Syringe trap, the Curly fry machine, and the Shotgun key.
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  So we'll start it off with Twitter. 43% says that they
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  could survive the Buckethead trap, 14% could survive the Pick
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  the syringe, 14% could survive the curly fry machine, and 29%
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  could survive the shotgun key. Over on Instagram, 22% on
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  Buckethead, 56% on the syringe, nobody's making it out of the
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  curly fry machine, and 22% the shotgun key.
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  Side note, I'm really glad that we are just fully embracing my
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  referring to it as the curly fry machine.
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  I was torn between calling it the turbine and the curly fry
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  machine. I was not sure if turbine was
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  the correct word and I liked curly fry machine because maybe
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  that was his inspiration. We don't know he.
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  Doesn't like curly fries. Yeah, John Kramer probably
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  doesn't for some weird bullshit reason.
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  They're. Like, not very serious fries.
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  They're not self respecting, yeah.
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  Inferior shape. Inferior.
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  Starch. Yeah, I, in the last episode
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  said the buck I had one is the one that I could survive.
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  And I mean, yeah, that's the one that I would be able to survive
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  the most. So I could.
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  It seems the easiest to me. It doesn't seem the easiest
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  because half of them end up with like wounds all along their
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  backs. Oh yeah, but they could have
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  done the finger thing that Mitch tried to do until he fucked it
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  up. No, Mitch was on the wrong track
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  with the finger thing. You won't convince me otherwise.
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  OK, agree to disagree. We also had people say the
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  shotgun one was easy, which I am calling bullshit on.
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  It's easy in hindsight, but I don't think it's super easy
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  whenever it's like in the moment.
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  I do a lot of crossword puzzles. I have the kind of lateral
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  thinking that I think works well in a saw trap.
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  I don't. I'm doomed.
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  I think I said I could do the syringe one because, like, those
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  numbers weren't even close. If you know you killed somebody
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  and pulled in less than $5, yeah, that's an easy answer.
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  That one right there is easy. She should have been able to get
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  that one pretty easily. But yeah, that one.
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  I feel like that's probably the most winnable batch of traps out
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  of all of them. Yeah, yeah.
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  Well, I mean, it was his first time he he was fresh off of his
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  Imagineer it. Was his first time, but he had
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  100% kill rate on it, so I don't know actually, nobody died in
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  the bug. I had one.
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  Never mind, somebody should have died.
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  Yeah, I mean, he rescued Logan. Where Logan rescued him, I don't
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  know. It's like.
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  They saved each other. Yeah.
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  It's like whenever, like the dog.
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  Yeah. Saved me.
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  I didn't save. You.
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  Yeah. Who adopted who saved who?
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  Who adopted you? Adopted me.
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  I don't care. Whatever.
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  All right, that's it. That's it for the poll.
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  So I I think it's time for us to get into our movie for this
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  week. All right, Winnie the Pooh Blood
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  and Honey had a limited release on February 15th, 2023, with a
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  wider release in the UK on March 17th, 2023.
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  It was kind of like a staggered release worldwide, but.
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  That's interesting. This thing had a shit ton of
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  hype leading up to its premiere. It did mostly 'cause people were
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  aghast that they were making a Winnie the Pooh.
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  How did they were like, that's so stupid.
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  What a cash card, which I've got a fun quote about that.
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  I've got thoughts on that too here in a little.
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  Bit We watched it on Peacock, but as of the end of March you
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  could stream it on Peacock or rent it from Fandango at home
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  Prime, YouTube or Google Play. Again, this is one of those
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  weird transitional weekends for us where we're recording the
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  rights tend to roll over at the beginning of the month.
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  It's been on Peacock ever since it debuted and it has a little
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  banner at the bottom too, saying only on Peacock.
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  Does it? Yeah, I missed that.
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  I think that they have an exclusive streaming deal with
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  them, Okay for now at least. The script is written by Reese
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  Frank Waterfield, based on characters by A.
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  A Milne, directed by Reese Frank Waterfield, music by Andrew
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  Scott Bell, and special effects make up by David Foxley and
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  Rebecca Wheeler. They were actually in charge of
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  like prosthetics starring Nikolai Leon as Christopher
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  Robin. Maria Taylor is Maria, Natasha
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  Rose Mill is Jessica, Amber Doig Thomas is Alice, Danielle Ronald
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  as Zoe, Natasha Tosini as Lara, Paula Croys as Mary, Paula Croys
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  as Mary Craig, David Dousett as Winnie the Pooh, and Chris
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  Cardell as Piglet and the Stalker.
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  Oh, OK. Wow.
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  Travis, it's time for our favorite game budget.
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  Oh. Bug Ted.
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  This is very queerly a Bug Ted movie, yes.
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  So according to IMDb, it's $100,000 budget.
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  According to Wikipedia and other sources, it's a $50,000 budget.
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  We all know that they tend to inflate their budget, so I'm
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  going to guess that the $50,000 is more accurate.
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  Yeah, did. You'll probably have information
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  on if it's like a crowdsourcing or not.
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  I thought it was. I don't actually have that
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  information. OK, for some reason I thought
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  that it was crowdsourced. I don't know.
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  I don't know why I thought that this feels like a movie that
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  would have been crowdsourced. Yeah, I have no clue.
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  In an opening box office in US and Canada, $652,000 and a
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  worldwide gross of this is one of those.
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  That's a little bit different. On IMDb it says 4.9 million and
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  on Wikipedia it said 5.2 million, so right around $5
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  million. Pretty damn good ROI.
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  Yeah, and an IMDb score of the lowest IMDb score we've had
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  outside of A2V or not. Speed movie.
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  It is a 2.9. It's a 2.9, it's.
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  A 2.9 I don't even think troll 2 is that low.
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  I didn't think people hated it that much.
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  I knew people hated this movie, but I didn't think it was that
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  bad. I picked 3 movies from 2023 and
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  they are all what I'm calling childhood trauma movies.
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  Okay, that's very appropriate. So the first ones, Five Nights
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  at Freddy's. That's so fitting for this,
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  yeah. I saw that I was like, well,
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  there's my thing that released October 27th, 2023 also can
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  watch that on Peacock. It had a budget of $20 million.
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  Actually, Travis is a you've just had several months of Josh
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  Hutcherson, 'cause we watched that and then I put you through
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  all The Hunger Games maybe. Yeah, I've seen that boy a lot.
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  You've seen him progress from butcher's son or a Baker's son
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  to to a man with a with a sister daughter.
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  A man with a sister, daughter and also a man running a well
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  not running, but working at a pizza place.
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  I don't fucking know. One time.
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  Yeah, he's a Kentucky boy. I.
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  Like him? Yeah, That had a budget of $20
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  million and a worldwide ghost of $291 million.
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  Blumhouse, Go and Blumhouse you know.
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  Well, that's also such a huge property.
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  Yeah, there was no way that movie was not gonna make money.
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  It didn't have an IMDb score of 5.5 out of 10.
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  That's a lot better than I expected.
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  Yeah, honestly. Like we watched it and enjoyed
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  it, but we've never played Five Nights at Freddy's and know
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  nothing about the lore. So for us, it was just a movie.
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  I know some of the war because I like there was a point where I
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  like I watched those videos like 10 years ago where people were
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  deep diving into it and then I just kind of stopped.
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  So I got off that train pretty fast.
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  The next one is based off of Stephen King property and it's
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  called the Boogeyman. Oh, the boogeyman.
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  That was released June 2nd, 2023, Had a budget of $35
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  million and a worldwide gross of 67.3 million.
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  IMDb score of 5.9 out of 10. OK, we haven't seen that one
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  yet. I am too engrossed in my
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  feelings of the original Boogeyman trilogy that came out.
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  And I get that this is Stephen King and it's something totally
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  different, but my brain can't, can't separate them.
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  Yeah, that's all. That's what I always think about
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  too. Yeah.
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  And then it's got the second one has Stoben Bell right.
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  Yeah, and 2nd and maybe third. Did they make references to him
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  in the third? I can't.
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  I think there's a. Picture of him yeah 'cause I
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  think that's his daughter that goes to.
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  School. And that's right, yeah, weird.
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  A little series there. Yeah, it gets for me, for my
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  taste, it gets progressively better.
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  Yeah, some people might disagree.
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  OK. And the third movie I have is
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  one that we haven't watched yet either.
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  But I've heard a lot of good things about and it's called
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  Cobweb. Oh, I've heard a shit ton of
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  good. Stuff about that movie.
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  My hair stylist was telling me about it and she was like, I
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  feel like you'd really like it. I think that we would, yeah.
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  That was released October 20th, 2023.
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  I'm pretty sure it went straight to streaming, I know.
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  I had a theatrical. Really.
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  Did it have a theatrical? A very small one.
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  OK, Yeah 'cause I remember seeing people go out to go see
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  it, I think. OK.
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  It was very small, like it snuck out whenever another big
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  release, I think whenever Talk to me came out 'cause like.
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  No, talk to me was in August 'cause we saw it on your
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  birthday. Oh, really?
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  OK, then maybe it didn't have one.
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  I remember a lot of people talking about Cobweb during like
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  Talk to Me's release, and people were kind of pissed off that
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  Cobweb has like like flew under the radar.
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  Well, the only reason that I say it, 'cause I knew it was on
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  Hulu, but I didn't hear much about it and I don't have a
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  budget for it, OK? So that's why I kind of assumed
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  it went straight to streaming. Also, the worldwide gross is 8
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  million, which isn't bad. Yeah, I had a worldwide gross.
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  That tells me it went to some theaters.
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  That was you don't generally get this like the DVD, Blu-ray,
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  streaming revenue for that stuff.
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  Fair enough. And that has an IMDb score of 6
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  point O out of 10 right now. OK, that's actually kind of
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  lower than I thought it would be, considering all the hype
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  I've heard of it. OK so I've got 3 tag lines.
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  First one. Of them.
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  Please, bitch. Better have my honey.
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  Oh my God, no. But that's our tag line.
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  Yeah, we haven't even talked about any of it.
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  But yeah, bitch better have my honey.
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  Come on, man. Like, it's right there.
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  It's amazing. I feel like I'm cheating by even
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  saying that. No, that's great.
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  That's gonna be a real let down for these.
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  Oh, OK. The first one, the one that's on
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  the DVD cover. This ain't no bedtime story.
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  OK, I mean, I I like that because it's kind of like, hey,
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  ain't the Winnie the Pooh. You think it might be able,
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  Like, I I feel like this could also.
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  I mean, it's got blood in the title, but I think there's some
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  people that are still like, they just see Winnie the Pooh and
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  stop reading and they're like, oh, hey, OK, there's a new
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  Winnie the Pooh movie. Let's go take the kids.
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  OK, second one, a horror retelling of the famous legend
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  of Winnie the Pooh. I feel like calling it a legend
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  is a. Bold.
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  It was a thing that we enjoyed as a sad cat.
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  Children and a Disney property after a while.
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  It's it's 100 year old story. But you know, I would not call
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  it a legend. And finally, we'll be friends
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  forever, won't we? Oh.
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  Sad. That one is sad.
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  Oh my God, this movie does kind of get sad.
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  It makes you real sad, like, oh man.
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  OK, I'm sure we'll talk about it You.
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  Can't. There's no way you can avoid it
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  with the opening of this thing. OK so I got some fun facts.
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  It was made after the book entered public domain on January
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  1st, 2022. It was shot in 10 days in
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  Ashdown Forest in East Sussex, England.
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  The masks were created by Immortal Masks which is an
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  American based prosthetic mask manufacturing company.
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  OK, so that's where those masks come from.
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  It's always fun to know where they're where they originate.
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  They're really good masks. I I really, really like the
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  masks. They're really good masks -1
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  thing, which I'll talk about when we get to it.
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  So Reese's original script, the first draft, the plot was a lot
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  closer to the original source material.
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  You know the book by a. A Milne.
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  Except Disney still owns several.
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  Let's see, how did I write it down?
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  Disney still has exclusive rights to depictions of some of
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  the characters from its own franchise.
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  Yes. So he had to change quite a bit
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  of his original draft to not you know, be sued into non existence
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  by Disney. See, this is the thing I've
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  actually been really interested in here lately, and I've done a
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  lot of deep diving on. Have you?
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  Did you do like, any additional research?
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  I don't want to steal any of your stuff.
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  No. So, like, with this stuff right
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  here. Yeah, that, like Winnie the Pooh
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  is technically public domain now.
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  But yeah, Disney had their own depiction of it.
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  So, like, they probably can't have him wearing just a red
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  T-shirt and like, nothing on, because that's the Disney.
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  Yeah. Like characterization of that
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  character. It's the same thing with Mickey
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  Mouse. Right now.
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  Mickey Mickey Mouse is technically public domain also,
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  and it's only one type though, it's the Steamboat.
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  Willy. Yeah, and any other depiction of
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  Mickey Mouse, you can still get sued the hell and back for using
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  them. And I think that they're trying
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  to get around having him hit public domain by making him the
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  logo, which smart. I'd also fuck you because, like
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  public domain. Like, I like the idea of like
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  having this shit, like actually be out there for people.
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  I get it for them because like that's their whole business, is
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  that shit. But they built their whole
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  fucking business on this shit when they did the Grimm tells.
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  Yeah, you know what I mean? Like it's so hypocritical of
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  them to be like so controlling over something like this when
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  they made so much profit on telling other people's stories
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  and characters. Yeah, like, I have so many mixed
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  feelings about Disney. Obviously, I grew up on Disney.
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  I love Disney. I'm still kind of a Disney
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  adult, you know what I mean? Yeah, I it's been a huge part of
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  my life. I've got a fucking Lion King
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  tattoo, you know? And I love that they're giving
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  DeSantis all the trouble in the world in Florida right now.
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  That's great, but there's a certain level of wealth that's
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  just unethical, even for like, a corporation.
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  The mouse is like way too big. Yeah, and it's definitely, it's
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  starting to like, monopolize the entertainment industry in a way
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  that's not great. Yeah.
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  So yeah, mixed feelings about it.
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  I will say one last thing. There is like there's like a lot
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  of stuff like this coming out. There's a Steamboat Willie
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  inspired video game coming out, though.
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  It's a first person shooter. Well, and I know one of them
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  maybe is what's coming out in the extended punaverse is
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  Pinocchio. Pinocchio and Bambi.
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  And Bambi, That one's going to be rough for me, Bambi.
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  How the fuck can you do Bambi? Like it's going to get so dark.
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  Yeah, I was going to say I know I told you last night I couldn't
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  basically that Fox and the Hound was essentially a no go in the
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  house, 'cause I got too emotional about it.
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  That wasn't the only one, 'cause there was also Bambi and Dumbo.
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  I got very distraught with all of them.
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  Didn't you have, didn't you tell me a story about like somebody
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  whose mom stopped Bambi? Like whenever the mom got killed
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  and it's like that's the end of it.
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  OK, that's on friends. Oh, that's on friends.
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  Yeah, that was Phoebe. 'S mom shit.
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  OK, but I did tell you about my friend who tried to convince me
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  that Hocus Pocus ends after Thackery Binks gets run.
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  Over. That's it and I.
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  Was like, no, absolutely not. And she goes, yeah, that's how
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  it ends. I was like, no, I've seen it.
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  She goes, no, that's how it ends.
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  And then I was distraught and I came home and told my mom, So my
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  mom had to go fucking Blockbuster and rent me the
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  movies. That way I can know that Binks
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  didn't die. OK, they're very similar
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  stories. That's why I got it mixed up.
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  Yeah. Wow, I can't believe I mixed it
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  up with friends. OK.
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  Sorry, go ahead. OK, so Andrew Scott Bell who did
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  the music for this? He actually he went with his
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  manager and purchased a honeycomb filled violin from a
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  an experimental luthier and use that to compose the soundtrack.
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  That's so cool. And then I've got a really cool
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  quote about why he wanted to join the film, why he wanted to
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  join the film. So back in late May, a day or so
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  before the film went massively viral, I started seeing some
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  online chatter about a Winnie the Pooh horror movie.
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  I remember looking it up on IMDb and finding the director, Reese
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  Frank Waterfield, in an on Instagram, where his story had a
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  screenshot of a person's comment.
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  Saying something to the effect of your movie is ruining our
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  childhoods. His reaction was that's what I'm
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  trying to do, ruin everyone's childhoods.
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  That's funny. So I just kind of like that.
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  I like that they're like purposely, like taking something
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  beloved and they're making it sick and twisted because
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  sometimes it's where some of the most fun horror stuff lies.
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  I like. It.
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  Yeah, so that's all my fun facts.
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  And now I'm so ready for us to talk about the good, the bad,
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  the ugly, and the absurd. All right, cool.
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  I I pulled at you because we watched this a couple days ago
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  and I made a lot of notes on the side of my paper and they're all
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  out of order, so I didn't mark them.
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  I I marked mine down. It's like good, bad, ugly.
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  And then? Yeah, but mine's like good, bad,
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  absurd, absurd, bad, good, bad. It's.
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  Not a bad way to do it, Sir. So I am gonna go out on a limb
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  here and I'm gonna tell everybody that taking a popular
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  character and telling this type of story is good old fashioned
• 18:59
  exploitation right there. Postproitation.
• 19:03
  That's what one of our friends referred to it as, and I
• 19:05
  appreciate that terminology. I do too.
• 19:07
  And The thing is like, yeah, it's the whole point is to take
• 19:12
  this thing that is so part of like our childhood culture and
• 19:17
  make like a horror theme thing based out of it.
• 19:21
  And that's going to drive a lot of attention, like exploitation.
• 19:25
  One of the things about it is like taking stuff like that and
• 19:29
  trying to like gain use it to its advantage so it can become
• 19:34
  like popular. Like you know what I mean?
• 19:35
  Like take like a public, a publicly known material like
• 19:40
  this and now that it is free for people to use, like they can
• 19:42
  fucking do their own thing with it and capitalize on people's
• 19:46
  interests on that. Well, also like a lot of horror
• 19:48
  is just taking like normal parts of our day-to-day lives and
• 19:52
  being like, but wouldn't it be scary if this?
• 19:54
  Yeah. And you know, I kind of like
• 19:56
  this. I mean, honestly, what where is
• 19:59
  the line between Child's Play and Toy Story, you know?
• 20:03
  Yeah. Well, they live in the same kind
• 20:05
  of universe. Pretty much, yeah.
• 20:07
  I mean it's it's very similar type of thing.
• 20:10
  But I mean like the thing I'm talking about like this is like
• 20:13
  it's like how Full Moon Pictures is releasing Barbenheimer, you
• 20:18
  know what I mean? They're capitalizing on public
• 20:20
  interest in the thing here and trying to like profit off of it
• 20:24
  and make like art based off of it, I mean.
• 20:26
  Fuck, we're talking about this movie specifically.
• 20:29
  This wasn't our original plan for this week, but the
• 20:32
  announcement of all of these upcoming movies and the release
• 20:34
  of the second one, we're like we should probably just ahead and
• 20:37
  talk. About it.
• 20:38
  Let's join the hype on it. Yeah, I I get it.
• 20:40
  Yeah. So I like it for that.
• 20:44
  I don't knock it for that. I give it props for doing that.
• 20:47
  Another thing I like about this movie is I love the Pooh design.
• 20:50
  I think that it is a great take on the character, like coveralls
• 20:56
  with the red flannel and the face.
• 20:59
  So fucking effective. So, and that was actually
• 21:01
  something I was gonna talk about too, this movie, I was kind of
• 21:04
  like, I didn't really have strong opinions about it one way
• 21:07
  or the other, but there was somebody at Scare Fest doing a
• 21:10
  Winnie the Pooh cosplay, and he nailed it and seeing it in
• 21:14
  person. So fucking scary.
• 21:17
  Yeah, it was like it was honestly frightening.
• 21:20
  Really. Like no shit.
• 21:21
  Y'all like this guy could have come straight from set from that
• 21:24
  movie. He looked exactly like same body
• 21:26
  frame. And everything.
• 21:27
  If you told me that it was Craig Craig, David Dousett, I would
• 21:32
  have believed. You.
• 21:33
  We talked to him too, and he's like, yeah, I dressed as this
• 21:35
  other guy the other day too. It's like, oh, I saw that too.
• 21:37
  That one was also awesome. He's just really good at playing
• 21:41
  bigger word killers. I will say that.
• 21:44
  I thought that the piglet mask was kind of he's just a fucking
• 21:47
  pig with tusks. I.
• 21:48
  Like that they gave him tusks because piglets whole thing in
• 21:51
  the original is being a little tiny pig baby.
• 21:54
  I know. Yeah.
• 21:55
  So him growing up, I like, I was like, well, I never considered
• 21:58
  him being a bore, but you know. Yeah.
• 22:00
  I mean, OK, Yeah, sure. I like that he had signature
• 22:02
  weapons too. He had them change, yeah.
• 22:05
  And his little mallet. He had mallet.
• 22:07
  Yeah, the Pooh have poo had some weird shit going on.
• 22:11
  I'm going to get into here in a. Little bit.
• 22:13
  I've got a punch out for poo stuff.
• 22:17
  And like it just this movie just reminds me of like whenever I
• 22:22
  watch this, I got the feel of like I could swap on some grain
• 22:27
  on there and like make it a mono track.
• 22:29
  This thing could have come straight from like the 80s.
• 22:32
  You know what I. Mean like this thing?
• 22:34
  It plays out like an old school slasher and I really, really
• 22:38
  enjoyed that. OK.
• 22:42
  Do you have any other goods? No, go ahead.
• 22:43
  OK, this movie definitely has some homages to other horror
• 22:47
  movies, and I love it when you can tell that a movie is coming
• 22:49
  from a horror fan. Yeah, the ones that I noticed
• 22:52
  right away. The storyline feels very like
• 22:55
  Friday the 13th remake to me, 'cause we start off with like
• 22:58
  Christopher Robin and Mary and then we cut to this other group
• 23:02
  of people and eventually leads back around to him and he's got
• 23:04
  to close out his whole chapter and his whole storyline hostel
• 23:10
  with Charlene seeing her eye in the mirror.
• 23:13
  And I thought of that too. I thought she was going to kill
• 23:16
  herself then. And then also Halloween kills
• 23:19
  where the international gang of rednecks starts attacking.
• 23:24
  I wrote in my notes they're trying to kill evil tonight.
• 23:30
  Like that was straight up from Halloween Kills right there.
• 23:33
  So I yeah, I I loved all of those little nods to other
• 23:37
  horror franchises. I also thought it had some good
• 23:40
  tension at certain points, like the storyline with Maria's
• 23:44
  soccer that. Was fucking creepy it.
• 23:47
  Was so creepy. And it was done so, like,
• 23:49
  respectfully, which it's weird to say on an exploitation film,
• 23:55
  but the whole reason that she's there is they're trying to
• 23:59
  disconnect and help her deal with some of the PTSD she's been
• 24:02
  going through. Therapist recommended a
• 24:04
  disconnect weekend. Yeah, so they're all there and
• 24:07
  she tells them the story. She hasn't even told all of her
• 24:09
  friends yet, which is also a very realistic thing.
• 24:12
  And I like that. It didn't get like super graphic
• 24:14
  stalking and all the stuff that goes along with that.
• 24:16
  And I appreciate the way they told the story.
• 24:18
  It was creepy, it was realistic and honestly, it was kind of
• 24:22
  respectful in the way it was done.
• 24:23
  The thing that like got me with that one is like with movies and
• 24:27
  TV shows like that. Like I see the trope.
• 24:29
  I mean like I guess you could call it a trope, but like points
• 24:33
  where they take somebody and they like stalk somebody and
• 24:36
  they watch them sweep and they break in.
• 24:37
  They like, stand over them or something like that.
• 24:39
  I've never seen one where a guy tries to undress the girl in her
• 24:43
  sleep before and that really, really made me uncomfortable.
• 24:48
  Like I was like, what the fuck? Yeah.
• 24:50
  And the way the guy did it was just like watching him do it and
• 24:53
  like, you're like, Oh my God, no.
• 24:55
  Yeah, it was so fucking. Weird.
• 24:56
  And like just her talking about little things.
• 24:58
  Like she was like, I would just go out and like my back patio
• 25:01
  and I'd see like my chair had been moved or, you know, things
• 25:04
  were missing and like, it was weird.
• 25:06
  Yeah, you know, like it's always like little things like that,
• 25:08
  that you start to get kind of paranoid and you brush off and
• 25:11
  then it like, you know, it escalated for her.
• 25:13
  So I thought that that that was like, really?
• 25:17
  I'm glad that they didn't make it poo or piglet though, 'cause
• 25:19
  that would have been really. Weird.
• 25:20
  I mean, they did technically make it piglet, but it was just,
• 25:22
  'cause it was, you know, the same actor, which we kind of
• 25:25
  talked about in RTV or not to be coverage, you know, reusing
• 25:29
  actors. We talked about that in our
• 25:30
  Patreon. Wasn't in the Patreon.
• 25:32
  Was the twin. No, I feel like we did, Yeah.
• 25:34
  With Tim Sullivan. You're right.
• 25:35
  Yeah, Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
• 25:35
  Yeah, yeah. I thought maybe Tim Sullivan was
• 25:38
  just used as like a body, though.
• 25:39
  Yeah, that's right, body. And then the other thing, that
• 25:44
  car kill for Laura, that was I've never seen it dine in such
• 25:49
  a way where somebody's head gets run over, they pause on the
• 25:52
  head, you see her head not quite exploding yet because of it.
• 25:56
  Like that was so fucking gross. And I mean that in the best way.
• 26:01
  Is like a horror fan. I really like the subversion of
• 26:04
  Piglet Dragon, the mallet over there, or the switch hammer and
• 26:08
  like not killing her with it but using it to pin her down so Pooh
• 26:11
  could do that. Yeah, like.
• 26:13
  Oh fuck, that's extra nasty. Yeah, and I love, I love it.
• 26:16
  I piglet hog ties people all the time.
• 26:18
  Yeah, that's a nice little. I like that too.
• 26:21
  A. Little bit, Yeah.
• 26:22
  OK. What's your dad?
• 26:25
  I think that this thing has some pretty poor acting, you know, I
• 26:30
  mean that goes into like the cheap exploitation 80s movie
• 26:32
  thing. But like, it gets to the point
• 26:34
  to where I was like some of the people are just not super up to
• 26:39
  stuff with their acting. I think Christopher wasn't
• 26:41
  exactly the best one. I think some of the friends.
• 26:44
  Or was it his dialogue? Because I feel like they didn't
• 26:48
  give him a lot to work with because he's going?
• 26:50
  No, I had to go away. I didn't have a choice.
• 26:53
  I had to. I had to.
• 26:54
  No. Did they just tell him to, like
• 26:57
  beg for his life and that's all he could come up with?
• 26:59
  Or was that what he was told to say?
• 27:02
  Be careful because we don't want to get Disney on her back.
• 27:04
  She's going to say these lines, say it just like this.
• 27:08
  Yeah, you got to play really careful with this right here.
• 27:12
  I think that her friend group, though, was probably the worst
• 27:15
  batch of them. I also just kind of thought that
• 27:20
  like, it took me so long to get their names.
• 27:23
  I hate I I get it that they wanna like do it in a natural
• 27:27
  way, but if you're gonna naturally introduce it, have
• 27:30
  people using each other's names just make it happen.
• 27:33
  Yeah, just yeah, you can, like, make it organic, like it can
• 27:36
  happen. But like Jess, I wrote her as
• 27:38
  glasses throughout, like until the very.
• 27:40
  End of the movie. It took so long for me to get
• 27:41
  her name. And that's my name.
• 27:43
  Yeah. Zoe took so long to get her
• 27:45
  name, and that's her dad's name. Yeah, I it's just like, I don't
• 27:48
  know, like stuff like that. I thought that it had a pretty
• 27:54
  bad mix of CG and practical effects, like the head crushing
• 27:59
  kill. It was great, but I can't
• 28:02
  tolerate the really bad CG boy that's just spurting out of the
• 28:05
  head. Like, I feel like Damian Leone
• 28:10
  kind of set people up to like, be like, look, I did this shit.
• 28:14
  With this budget, you should be able to do this.
• 28:18
  However, he's insanely talented as an effects artist, so he's
• 28:21
  got that edge on people. But it's made me aware that it
• 28:25
  can be done, It can be done practical for cheap.
• 28:29
  And whenever I see people use CG blood like that, it really just
• 28:33
  bums me out and kind of takes me out of it.
• 28:34
  I'm like this had so much potential to be a way better
• 28:39
  kill. Yeah, and like, that was the
• 28:40
  thing too, when I was writing down the special effects,
• 28:42
  because all I had was prosthetics and I was like, Oh
• 28:45
  no, but there's so much more to to effects than prosthetics.
• 28:49
  And last thing, some of the writing just not that great.
• 28:53
  Like it's a lot of it is just things just happening.
• 28:56
  Yeah. Like, it's like, they get to
• 28:59
  their vacation cabin and things just happen.
• 29:03
  Poo comes over here, kills somebody, poo comes over there,
• 29:06
  just kills somebody. Like, not a lot driving things.
• 29:09
  It's just like a scene. And then like, OK, let's do it
• 29:12
  again, new person instead. You know what I mean?
• 29:15
  Like, they just didn't didn't have much of A story.
• 29:19
  OK, yeah, So that's that's not bad.
• 29:22
  My bad. And I get that this is for
• 29:24
  copyright reasons, but it's not spelled HUNNY.
• 29:30
  That is canonically how POO spells honey.
• 29:33
  HUNNY. Yes.
• 29:35
  Yeah, you can't do it. No, wait, was it spelled like
• 29:39
  that in the book? I wonder like if it's in the
• 29:41
  book, it's free game. I don't know, but that's what I
• 29:45
  iconically associate Woo Poo with this little jar of honey.
• 29:49
  And it's spelled wrong. Yeah, silly Willy Nilly killed
• 29:52
  Bear. You know, there's also like a
• 29:58
  lot of people going, no, don't leave her alone.
• 30:02
  And then just standing there as one of the characters is killed,
• 30:06
  like they're not moving. Like it happens with Christopher
• 30:09
  Robin when Mary is being choked out.
• 30:11
  Like he just stands and he goes Piglet Piglet.
• 30:16
  It happens with. And it happens with Zoe and
• 30:19
  Alice too. Yeah.
• 30:20
  Cuz Zoe is like no, not Alice, no or not.
• 30:24
  I don't know, I don't know which one's which.
• 30:25
  They look very similar. He.
• 30:26
  Was like, you can come get her, She's like, no, it's OK but
• 30:30
  don't but. Don't.
• 30:32
  And I also like, I wanted this movie to be just, like, a little
• 30:35
  bit campier. You know what I mean?
• 30:36
  I play. It really, really straight.
• 30:38
  Yeah, and like. I kind of like that though.
• 30:41
  I like that. But like, there were certain
• 30:43
  punch UPS that I thought could have been really fun.
• 30:45
  Like, 'cause the bees appear whenever Pooh murders somebody.
• 30:48
  I wish we'd had more bee action. Like, let's get it.
• 30:52
  Like let's get it to fucking Candyman levels of bees.
• 30:56
  Let's do more with bees. Let's let's do more with bees.
• 31:04
  I just like your enthusiasm for bees, even though you.
• 31:06
  Hate I do. You hate bees?
• 31:09
  I thought it would have been cool because he keeps pouring
• 31:11
  the blood honey on people. I wanted it to be like acid or
• 31:14
  something. I thought it.
• 31:16
  Was going to be something too. But yeah, to burn them.
• 31:19
  And then also, I don't know, maybe they could have a little
• 31:22
  fun being like furries, you know what I mean?
• 31:25
  It's there, yeah. What do you mean?
• 31:27
  Maybe have, like, furries in the cabin and then they see Pooh and
• 31:31
  Piglet and they're like, Oh yeah, they're deep in it.
• 31:34
  Yeah, that would be. I don't know enough about furry
• 31:37
  subculture, but I feel like there's a potential for
• 31:39
  something there. No, I think you're right,
• 31:42
  actually. Like, like, whoa, that's a
• 31:44
  really good mess. Yeah, there's like, no mess.
• 31:50
  So yeah, that's that's what I thought could have been, you
• 31:53
  know, maybe made it a little campier in a way that would have
• 31:56
  been fun. I agree.
• 31:57
  Like can't put up in certain moments, but play it straight in
• 31:59
  others. I mean you.
• 32:01
  That's a good formula. Right there.
• 32:02
  I I'm never like, fully opposed to like a movie playing
• 32:06
  something like silly, very straight.
• 32:09
  But I just feel like there were maybe a couple of moments that
• 32:11
  could have been, could have been.
• 32:13
  More this movie right here. You look at it, Winnie the Pooh
• 32:16
  Butt and honey, you like, I mean, that's a movie title
• 32:20
  Screamin to be camp, like full blown camp.
• 32:23
  And I kind of respect them for just going straight, full blown
• 32:27
  horror with it, 'cause you know, like that's that's a fun take
• 32:29
  too. Yeah, OK.
• 32:31
  What's your ugly? They ate you, Eeyore.
• 32:34
  I don't like that. Eeyore had to go first.
• 32:37
  Why Eeyore? It's like first thing too.
• 32:40
  Like Christopher's gone for one day.
• 32:43
  What the fuck do we do, Eeyore? Eat them.
• 32:47
  I knew you guys didn't like me as much as each other.
• 32:52
  This is why I'm sad all the time.
• 32:56
  I. Always knew I would be first to
• 32:58
  go in a cannibal situation. And I've heard Poo talking about
• 33:02
  he's been looking for an excuse to eat me this whole time.
• 33:07
  That bastard. I mean, come on, man.
• 33:10
  Like, I wanted to always see him.
• 33:12
  We don't even see him. And then we get the fucking
• 33:14
  tombstone of him when he comes back there later.
• 33:17
  I'm like, don't do that, he. That was just so.
• 33:21
  Yeah, I hated that. OK.
• 33:24
  What's your ugly? My ugly is probably like the
• 33:27
  whole stalking bit. And then also like abandoning
• 33:32
  his childhood friends. Like, I get it, you got to go to
• 33:36
  college at some point, but and you know when he's telling Mary
• 33:40
  about it, she is playing it off. Like, you know, it's a childhood
• 33:43
  thing. But for Christopher Robin, it
• 33:45
  wasn't a childhood thing. Did he not come home at any
• 33:48
  point while he was in college? He didn't come see his friends
• 33:50
  ever. He didn't tell him that he was
• 33:52
  leaving. Yeah, that's kind of stupid.
• 33:54
  That's kind of fucked up. Even if you thought they could
• 33:56
  fend for themselves, you didn't say goodbye.
• 33:59
  You didn't say goodbye to Pooh. Yeah, I think he did say
• 34:02
  goodbye. I think he did, didn't he not,
• 34:04
  Isn't there not like a flashback of him going like, I'm sorry, I
• 34:06
  gotta go. I gotta go to college.
• 34:08
  No, I don't think so. It's maybe he's apologizing
• 34:11
  later. He's saying like I had to go to
• 34:13
  college but he's not it. The voice over narration at the
• 34:17
  beginning says that he made the difficult decision to go to
• 34:20
  college and therefore he wasn't there to feed his friends
• 34:22
  anymore. So they had to eat Eeyore and
• 34:24
  then they became anti human. This is what happened in Toy
• 34:28
  Story, like after Toy Story 3 when Andy left, like he went to
• 34:30
  college. So the toys like we got to eat
• 34:32
  each other. Like what?
• 34:33
  Are we going to do more Disney shit?
• 34:37
  No, they got taken to a daycare. I didn't watch Toy Story 4, so.
• 34:41
  I didn't watch Toy Story Four. That wasn't Toy Story 3, friend.
• 34:46
  Wow. Well, they could have.
• 34:48
  They had lots of the bear, lots of hugs.
• 34:52
  I think this. Is there's a?
• 34:53
  Yeah. He's like an evil mop boss in
• 34:55
  the daycare. There is so spoilers for Toy
• 34:58
  Story 3, but Speaking of like people having endings be like
• 35:03
  cut short like that, or like you think how a movie's supposed to
• 35:06
  end. There's like a YouTube video of,
• 35:08
  like, these people edited Toy Story 3 and showed it to their
• 35:12
  mom. And you know that scene where
• 35:16
  they're all on the conveyor belt about to be, like, put into the
• 35:18
  fire to be killed. Like they made it fade to black
• 35:22
  there and go to credits. The mom's like, what the fuck?
• 35:26
  That's like the quote UN quote alternate ending for the
• 35:28
  collector. Yeah, stick your fingers of
• 35:31
  like, fuck you toys. You are dying, OK?
• 35:35
  Absurd. Yeah, Let's see here.
• 35:38
  So the first thing I asked myself here, and I put it under
• 35:41
  the absurd, is, are these masks or faces?
• 35:44
  I learned later that they're the actual faces, but they look like
• 35:48
  masks. Well, here's my my absurd in
• 35:51
  relation to the mask is that you can see their fucking mouths
• 35:54
  under them. Can you?
• 35:55
  Yes. No, I didn't pay attention.
• 35:57
  To that much, yeah. Well 'cause there's so many
• 35:59
  close-ups of poo eating his honey and.
• 36:01
  Like so dark. I don't see it.
• 36:04
  Really. Yeah, I never saw that.
• 36:06
  Yeah, it's distracting. Maybe that's just what that bear
• 36:08
  is, man. I mean, they're like anomalies.
• 36:10
  Like there's. Enough shots of it where like
• 36:12
  far away and like I can see why. Like they're fine with this
• 36:15
  design, but it's like the up close shots where I'm sure it
• 36:17
  was kind of like a let's just hope people aren't scrutinizing
• 36:20
  it too much. Kind of thing I didn't.
• 36:21
  I wonder how distracting it would have been in like a
• 36:24
  theater screen though. Yeah, OK, more extended poo
• 36:32
  torture to with the song playing that is singing that smell.
• 36:39
  OK, this music, this music it. Is.
• 36:42
  Gregorian monk chanting. And it's like that smell.
• 36:47
  Something something, something, something.
• 36:51
  And I'm not. I'm not saying something because
• 36:53
  I don't know the words. Those are the actual.
• 36:54
  Literary. No.
• 36:55
  It's also like, I think there's also a where's, like, where,
• 36:59
  where's that smell? Like, where's it coming from?
• 37:01
  Like that smell Where the fuck? And it's like, it's literally
• 37:05
  like the lyrics are literally. Duck smell.
• 37:07
  Something something, something. Duck smell.
• 37:10
  Yeah. It's just like him torturing
• 37:12
  Christopher. And it's not even that good of
• 37:14
  torture. Like, it's like Rio Christopher.
• 37:17
  I'm giving you a shower. He whips him.
• 37:21
  And at first I was like, please don't tell me that it's fucking
• 37:23
  Ewer's tail. That's what I thought it was
• 37:24
  too. I'm very concerned It's Ewer's
• 37:27
  tail. I think it is.
• 37:28
  I think that. Oh, oh, that's bleak.
• 37:30
  Dude, this tail is fucking harsh.
• 37:32
  That shit cuts that cut him pretty fucking deep.
• 37:37
  And my final absurd is Pooh controls bees.
• 37:44
  Bees. Like like he can just sick bees
• 37:48
  on people. Like he did it in the Halloween
• 37:50
  kill scene with the last guy. Like the final guy is like bees
• 37:54
  go get him. Like when the guy is like
• 37:56
  running away and they just go over there and kill a guy to
• 37:58
  death. Has that ever been a thing?
• 38:02
  Does poop control bees? Like what the fuck is?
• 38:04
  That I mean, at one point he got stuck in a honey, like a hive,
• 38:07
  like trying to get honey. It's in a tree.
• 38:09
  Yeah, but he doesn't control the bees.
• 38:11
  Yeah, but he doesn't control the bees.
• 38:12
  Yeah, like it's a whole thing. And so he has to stop eating the
• 38:14
  honey so he can lose enough weight to fall out of the tree.
• 38:17
  Poor poo. So, so you you touched on a
• 38:23
  couple of my absurds there. There is some absurdities that
• 38:28
  them wearing clothes, first of all because they supposedly hate
• 38:32
  their human parts. So, and I know that the real
• 38:35
  reason is because they didn't want to have to do like a full
• 38:38
  bear suit and he was supposed to look like half bear, half human.
• 38:42
  Well. There's, there's They all wear
• 38:43
  clothes in the show. Or not all of them pickle?
• 38:46
  Does it? Who is the only one that does?
• 38:48
  Wait, I thought Pickle. It was wearing like a fucking
• 38:51
  tank top. No, that's just his little pink
• 38:54
  body. Doesn't he have stripes on it?
• 38:56
  Yeah, this is Stripes. Pinks don't have stripes.
• 38:59
  Cartoon pigs do I. Thought I think it's a tank top.
• 39:02
  I don't think it's a tank top. That's her pole.
• 39:09
  Yeah, So there's that. And like, supposedly they never
• 39:11
  spoke again. But then when they're rescuing
• 39:13
  Charlene, she's like, they kind of speak.
• 39:16
  So I'm like, which is it? And then my final upsurge is the
• 39:19
  international Gang of Rednecks, because there's the four
• 39:23
  rednecks from the convenience store and they all have
• 39:26
  different accents, cause we've got the American one, the
• 39:29
  British one, the Australian one and the one who I never actually
• 39:32
  hear talk directly. I like to think that that's like
• 39:34
  the United Nations and rednecks like they all just, like gather
• 39:39
  together in England. To be fair, I've never been more
• 39:42
  on a redneck side in a horror movie than I have with these
• 39:45
  guys. But I was very like, they were
• 39:48
  multicultural, yeah. Yeah, I'm good on them for, you
• 39:51
  know, being inclusive like that. It doesn't work well for them.
• 39:55
  But, you know, and they, they seem like they might be sketchy
• 39:58
  too. I thought that they were going
• 39:59
  to be bad like, oh, poo, here's your target over here.
• 40:02
  Like I thought that they were going to.
• 40:03
  Help. No.
• 40:03
  They were doing full, like Halloween, like vigilante mob
• 40:08
  justice. Shit like they see.
• 40:09
  They see Maria and Jess running. They're like, well, savior.
• 40:12
  It went Tommy Wallace on, yeah. OK, so Travis, what's your
• 40:16
  score? I think this movie lies around
• 40:23
  6.5. 6.5. Yeah.
• 40:26
  I'm giving it a 7.5. 7.5 I had. A lot of fun with it.
• 40:31
  I was expecting to hate it the way people talked about it and I
• 40:34
  just honestly, I had a good time.
• 40:36
  I'm ready for the second one. I'm ready for the third one.
• 40:38
  I am too. I I, you know, like I watched it
• 40:41
  and I was like, this is what people have been shooting on.
• 40:43
  Like, it's not nowhere near as bad as I've seen.
• 40:48
  I think it was just a lot of people shitting on the concept
• 40:51
  more than anything, being like, oh, what a stupid thing, we're
• 40:54
  just gonna make a Winnie the Pooh horror movie, no new ideas
• 40:57
  in Hollywood. And it's like sometimes it's
• 40:58
  harder to take an existing property like that and turn it
• 41:01
  into something opposite. Yeah.
• 41:03
  I can understand did a good job. I think I can understand
• 41:05
  people's criticism with that, like that it's not original.
• 41:09
  I don't know, like I just. I don't have any issues with it
• 41:12
  myself and I feel like this it probably got more eyes on it
• 41:18
  than like most movies of this quality.
• 41:21
  And yeah. Budget would do to that shout.
• 41:24
  Out to a cult of Humpty. Yeah.
• 41:26
  Oh God, Joe. That's yeah, Peacock wants us to
• 41:30
  finish that movie now. Yeah, and tried to, like, put
• 41:33
  that up there for us to watch after this.
• 41:35
  But no. I mean, I thought that it was
• 41:38
  really good. I've seen some real trash
• 41:40
  movies. I mean, we talked about one for
• 41:42
  our two year not to be. Hello, Buddy.
• 41:43
  Buddy. Bible Camp.
• 41:44
  Yeah. And this movie was Miles.
• 41:46
  Miles. Better than that.
• 41:47
  So yeah, 6 1/2. All right, I've got a 7 1/2,
• 41:51
  which means we have a starting average of seven.
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  Start off with Christopher encountering Al Rabbit.
• 43:52
  It's like a cartoon like the old like illustrations Owl Rabbit,
• 43:56
  Eeyore and Winnie the Pooh. The narrator explains that some
• 44:00
  people would consider them abominations, but Christopher
• 44:03
  Alvin became friends with them, fed them daily, and then just
• 44:07
  fucked on off to college. Yeah, like, I guess, like, he
• 44:11
  was still like a teenager when he was hanging out with him,
• 44:13
  which, I don't know the Canon of Winnie the Pooh, but like, I
• 44:17
  don't know. Like I feel like.
• 44:18
  He's like eight or nine years old.
• 44:19
  So, like, he didn't. Unless this gets a fucking
• 44:22
  prodigy. He wasn't going off to college.
• 44:25
  Like, even whenever we get a flashback later, like as a kid,
• 44:27
  he's like, I'm going to college and like.
• 44:29
  I don't think he ever says that in a flashback.
• 44:32
  I don't know where you decided this was coming from.
• 44:34
  I feel maybe I'm just filling in blanks with my my brain here.
• 44:38
  I thought that he said that the. Flashback, we see, is him saying
• 44:41
  we'll be friends forever and ever.
• 44:43
  OK, that is true. I do remember seeing that.
• 44:46
  I it is a shame that they were able to use like the style of
• 44:50
  Winnie the Pooh for this right here.
• 44:51
  Like they clearly had to do, like a different style that
• 44:53
  doesn't resemble anything close to like the Disney
• 44:57
  illustrations. Yeah, so when he left, they
• 45:00
  didn't know how to fend for themselves anymore.
• 45:02
  And then one winter day, it was really cold, and they were
• 45:05
  starving, and they ate. Or, and because they were so
• 45:12
  traumatized from having to do that, they renounced their
• 45:14
  humanity, hated everything human, and especially hated
• 45:17
  Christopher Robin, and they never spoke again.
• 45:20
  Except apparently they did. And also they still were close.
• 45:23
  Yeah, I then they speak later in the movie too.
• 45:27
  Like, I I guess, like, I don't know.
• 45:29
  Maybe they're just pouty about it.
• 45:32
  Okay. So we cut later in the future,
• 45:34
  Christopher. Five years later.
• 45:35
  Five years later, Okay. So we know we have a timeline
• 45:37
  now, Christopher turns to the woods with his.
• 45:40
  I feel like they said fiance. He says fiance at one point and
• 45:44
  he says wife at a different. Yeah, that's why it threw me
• 45:47
  off. I wrote Fiance here, but he has
• 45:49
  Mary there to show and prove that they exist, because
• 45:54
  apparently he's been telling her all about these people and she
• 45:56
  doesn't exactly buy. Yeah, she's like, she's like, I
• 46:00
  believe that they were an important part of your childhood
• 46:03
  and that sometimes we make up things to keep us happy when
• 46:07
  we're younger. And I'm here to support you and
• 46:10
  help you deal with coming to this realization on your own as
• 46:12
  an adult. So they find the old place that
• 46:18
  they used to live at. It's in really bad shape.
• 46:20
  You see yours little tombstone that they made there.
• 46:24
  At least they had enough respect to make him a grave.
• 46:27
  Which what did they bury there? Skeleton, I don't know.
• 46:30
  Like, yeah, that's one I'm question too, but maybe his soul
• 46:34
  is there. Maybe it's still, I don't know.
• 46:35
  They kept parts of him, obviously.
• 46:37
  Mary is freaking out, 'cause they're seeing like little
• 46:40
  skulls and blood on like, different dry lids.
• 46:45
  And then there's like honey mixed with blood and abandoned
• 46:49
  vehicles and bikes all around. It just looks like bad news.
• 46:54
  They go in a house and they find a drawing of Chris.
• 46:57
  Except it's not like a happy friendship drawing.
• 47:00
  It's a bad news drawing. Do we actually see?
• 47:03
  We don't. See.
• 47:04
  It. But we get the gist.
• 47:06
  Yeah, I I was kind of bummed that I didn't get to see what
• 47:09
  this was because she's got this like horrified reaction and like
• 47:13
  they put it down and hear footsteps so they have to hide
• 47:16
  underneath the bed. Sometimes gone by.
• 47:20
  It's night time now. Pooh is asleep on the bed, so
• 47:23
  they managed to sneak out, but as they walk outside, Piglet has
• 47:28
  something else in mind for them. He wraps chains around Mary's
• 47:31
  neck and he kills her. Then Pooh finds Chris and then
• 47:36
  they take Chris. I thought that they killed him
• 47:39
  here, but that's. Implied because they show a
• 47:41
  drawing and it looks like they throw Chris in a fire.
• 47:43
  Yeah, I I thought that they were gonna eat him.
• 47:46
  Yeah, like that's what it seemed like.
• 47:48
  And that's it. We get opening credits
• 47:50
  highlighting news reports of people going missing in the
• 47:53
  woods, mutilated bodies being found.
• 47:55
  One of the newspapers says man pig or bear, man pig.
• 48:02
  Bear Man Pig. Bear man, Pig.
• 48:05
  Yes. Yeah, that's definitely
• 48:07
  intentional. Oh, it has to be 100%.
• 48:11
  So we cut to a woman, Maria. She's in therapy and she's
• 48:14
  talking about how she's been living on edge and she's just
• 48:16
  scared all the time, especially in crowds, and she just doesn't
• 48:19
  want to be like that anymore. And the therapist says that
• 48:22
  she's made a lot of progress and the fact that she knows why she
• 48:24
  wants to be in therapy is a good thing and suggest that maybe she
• 48:28
  needs, you know, just a break away from everything reset.
• 48:33
  So she and her friends decide that they're gonna go to a cabin
• 48:37
  for the weekend. As they're driving, they call
• 48:39
  their friend Tina, who is late. Apparently that's just Tina.
• 48:42
  Yeah, two hours, Tina. Yeah, she's a late person, as
• 48:46
  Mike Birbiglia, I would say. Ladies, Maria arrives at a gas
• 48:49
  station. It's, you know, typical
• 48:52
  surprise. We don't see the harbinger there
• 48:54
  from Cabin in the Woods. It's like it's one of those.
• 48:56
  She goes in and it seems abandoned, but she keeps saying
• 48:58
  hello and eventually one of the rednecks comes out and she's
• 49:03
  like, does those gas pumps work And he goes no.
• 49:06
  It's like, have you seen them? Like they?
• 49:08
  Obviously are not. Do you see this place?
• 49:11
  What even is this place anymore? Is this just his home?
• 49:13
  Is this where the United Nations headquarters is for the
• 49:17
  Rednecks? Apparently Charlene walks in.
• 49:20
  I guess she's also part of this United Nations because she seems
• 49:23
  very at home in this place. She does, yeah.
• 49:27
  So they all arrive at their little rental cabin.
• 49:30
  They have to give up their phones for the weekend, cause
• 49:32
  the whole point is to disconnect.
• 49:33
  Lara's not happy about it and they're like, you'll be fine
• 49:36
  without Face or Instagram for a weekend.
• 49:39
  And of course, because they've given up their phones, they
• 49:42
  didn't wait for Tina to get there.
• 49:43
  So Tina's calling, 'cause she's lost.
• 49:45
  And she's like, man, GPS doesn't want me to go here, but it says
• 49:48
  100 Acre Wood. So I'm just a little bit
• 49:51
  confused on what I'm supposed to be doing.
• 49:54
  And then as she's hanging up the phone, she sees Pooh, who chases
• 49:58
  her into a barn in the woods. And he he puts her in a wood
• 50:05
  chipper and then laughing because he, like, dashes her
• 50:09
  head a lot first, so she should be dead.
• 50:11
  But when he puts her in the wood chipper, her legs are like
• 50:14
  kicking about, like they clearly had her like act like she was
• 50:19
  being like struggling to fight still, even though she would
• 50:22
  have been long dead by the point, her legs were still
• 50:24
  kicking. That was some brutal head
• 50:26
  bashing. That we got there.
• 50:27
  Like, I was kind of impressed. I was also really shocked to see
• 50:30
  that we get poo chasing like people and killing them this
• 50:33
  quick into the movie. Yeah, he just runs.
• 50:36
  Yeah, he's just like sees her and just sprints at her.
• 50:38
  Like he's. A fast bear.
• 50:40
  Bears are fast, so I guess that makes sense.
• 50:43
  OK, so we're good. Two of the Friends are lesbians,
• 50:46
  which is cool, but it leads to this, like, very abrupt
• 50:51
  storyline because one of them had called in and set up like a
• 50:54
  little romantic surprise and the other one says it's too soon,
• 50:57
  And then that's all we get with that.
• 51:00
  That's all we get. Is it a new relationship?
• 51:02
  Did something happen and they're not ready to make up?
• 51:05
  I don't know what's happening. I don't know either.
• 51:08
  I feel like they were trying to establish like characters here
• 51:12
  for whatever reason, that I don't feel like it truly
• 51:14
  connects. Maybe in the long line of maybe
• 51:17
  homages, maybe this isn't homage to the strangers.
• 51:20
  It could be like she proposes and like she says no.
• 51:24
  She's like, this is not the time.
• 51:27
  So Maria shares her trauma with her friends.
• 51:30
  She tells her or tells them all the reason why she is wanting to
• 51:35
  do this trip, and then she tells the story about what happened.
• 51:38
  So she had a stalker. There was a guy, she woke up in
• 51:42
  the middle of the night one night and saw him staring at her
• 51:45
  from outside the window, which really freaked her out.
• 51:47
  But he ran off and the police couldn't find him, you know,
• 51:50
  which is based off of that, she said.
• 51:52
  Things got a little bit better, but a month later, she started
• 51:54
  feeling kind of like weird in crowds, like she was being
• 51:57
  watched. And eventually it led to him
• 52:00
  breaking into her house and trying to undress her in her
• 52:04
  sleep. The police did get him that
• 52:06
  time, and they said that they got his computer from his home
• 52:08
  and it was just filled with stuff about her that's so fun.
• 52:11
  He had been stalking her for a while.
• 52:15
  So we cut over to the piglet. Piglet doing 6,000,000 merits to
• 52:23
  power up the Murder Barn. I think it's impressive that he
• 52:26
  has to power this thing with the bike.
• 52:29
  So we learned Chris is alive and he is a hostage and he's crying
• 52:33
  and apologizing and whereas before he was like I had to
• 52:37
  leave, I didn't have a choice and I was like I never would
• 52:39
  have left if I could have avoided it.
• 52:43
  I get it, man. Like these guys held a fucking
• 52:46
  grudge. The thing is, he was always
• 52:48
  bringing them food so they didn't have a source of food
• 52:52
  anymore, so. Sad, because Pooh goes over to
• 52:54
  the mirror and he thinks about Christopher Robin being a little
• 52:59
  baby boy and saying we'll be friends forever.
• 53:01
  Why won't we Pooh? And then Pooh has a single
• 53:04
  little tear run down his face, and then he starts smashing
• 53:08
  stuff. I like, I thought whenever I
• 53:11
  first saw I was like, did he just cry?
• 53:12
  Honey, I wish that that was the case.
• 53:17
  But no. Yeah, he goes on a full 1
• 53:19
  rampage here. He gets possibly eat your cell
• 53:23
  and starts to whip Christopher with it, and it makes some
• 53:26
  pretty brutal cuts on his back. And then he showers him with
• 53:29
  blood. Yeah, and props up a skeletal
• 53:32
  corpse next to him. I was that Mary.
• 53:34
  I'm guessing that's probably. Mary, I don't know the way Chris
• 53:37
  reacts. It's bad.
• 53:39
  And then this is where we get the first something something.
• 53:42
  Yeah, that smell. So Lara has snuck her phone out
• 53:47
  from the group's phones because of course she did, and she is in
• 53:52
  a hot tub and she is trying to take all manner of selfies.
• 53:54
  And I appreciate this realistic version of it where she's doing
• 53:58
  a million different angles and poses and trying to find the
• 54:01
  best one. And it also sets up for a really
• 54:03
  good jump scare because she's taking all these pictures, you
• 54:07
  know, going through it, and after she's done about 20 or so,
• 54:10
  she decides she's going to look and see which ones are the best.
• 54:12
  And she's like bad, bad, bad. And as she's looking through,
• 54:15
  she notices poo in the background of her picture
• 54:17
  sneaking up and she was like, what the fuck?
• 54:19
  And then cause Laura is the kind of monster that I love in movies
• 54:22
  like this. She's like the bad friend
• 54:24
  archetype, very stuck up. And I love her.
• 54:28
  She gets out and she goes, Who are you?
• 54:31
  Are you here for Maria so fucked up as a friend to say that After
• 54:38
  what? Just what she just don't do.
• 54:40
  Yeah. And she's also just so quick to
• 54:43
  be like, whatever, like she's like, OK, I'm going to go back
• 54:46
  to the hot tub. So she just gets back in the hot
• 54:49
  tub and. Then Piggly comes out.
• 54:50
  Piggly's got fucking chloroform. This movie I will.
• 54:54
  I will say one thing about this movie they love themselves some
• 54:57
  strobe wide effects because that's what is happening here,
• 55:00
  'cause she turned on one of the outside sunlight and it's
• 55:02
  flickering. So it's just shots of poo and
• 55:05
  Piglet walking up from behind, but like inching closer with
• 55:08
  each time the light. It is not great for
• 55:10
  photosensitivity. No.
• 55:12
  Yeah, yeah. He gets her all tied up and then
• 55:14
  we see her out in the middle of the road hog tied by a piglet,
• 55:19
  and he is slowly dragging the sledgehammer to the road over to
• 55:23
  her. Takes it, doesn't bash her head,
• 55:27
  pins her to the ground with it. It's also really weird to see
• 55:31
  him poo in a car. He's just revving the engine
• 55:33
  over there like we taught. Him how to drive.
• 55:37
  Michael Myers did. Christopher Robin teach him
• 55:39
  before he went to college 'cause he would have had his license,
• 55:42
  right? Yeah, maybe.
• 55:44
  Maybe they went on. Why didn't joyride together?
• 55:47
  He should have teach a man to fish, teach a poo to fish, and
• 55:50
  you just won't have him kill you later on.
• 55:52
  That's how that saying goes. That's exactly how that goes.
• 55:57
  Oh, so yeah, he slowly drives over her head.
• 56:00
  And it's God that's such a fun kill.
• 56:03
  Like seeing her eyeballs just bugged out and her not
• 56:06
  immediately die and explode. So Maria and Jess, they find her
• 56:13
  body. They start to freak out.
• 56:16
  And Zoe and Alice come downstairs.
• 56:18
  They all heard her scream and Maria and Jess let let them know
• 56:22
  that they found her body. They look towards one wall
• 56:25
  that's just entirely made of windows and they see a message
• 56:28
  that says get out. Again, strangers this.
• 56:31
  Yeah, yeah. Why do they want them to get
• 56:33
  out? I thought that they would want
• 56:35
  them for food. Like why are they trying to get
• 56:38
  rid of them? Maybe they taste better when
• 56:40
  they're scared. I don't know.
• 56:41
  I feel like, I feel like this is, this is probably stupid
• 56:44
  riding right here where they're just, like throwing in like
• 56:46
  horror tropes. Like, I don't know, like it's
• 56:48
  scary, right? Like, it doesn't.
• 56:50
  It doesn't line up with any of the motivations of our
• 56:52
  characters here, but it gets a scare.
• 56:54
  They're looking for their phones and weapons to, you know, be
• 56:57
  able to protect themselves and call for help.
• 56:59
  And then they see Pooh through the window.
• 57:02
  Maria starts panicking, and Jess has to, like, give her a little
• 57:05
  pep talk. Meanwhile, Zoe goes to close the
• 57:07
  front door, and Maria remembers she's got a gun upstairs.
• 57:12
  So they go up there. Pooh has snuck into the house
• 57:16
  and Piglet sneaks up on Zoe and Alice, who are in the pool area
• 57:21
  to see if there's like a door back there left open by Laura
• 57:25
  and Piglet kills Zoe this. Is I like the sequence?
• 57:31
  So, like, he knocks one of them out, yeah?
• 57:35
  He knocks Alice out, and so Zoe is like trying She's.
• 57:38
  In the pool, she jumped in. I think he tossed her in the
• 57:41
  pool or something. So she's like he's walking after
• 57:44
  her in the pool trying to get her.
• 57:46
  In. Yeah.
• 57:46
  And it's like a lap pool, so they can walk in it, but like it
• 57:49
  it's really weird, like intense because you know how you move
• 57:53
  slower in water. And it's just like this whole,
• 57:55
  like we get shots of like the hammer underwater and stuff, and
• 57:58
  it's just it's really, it's actually really well done for a
• 58:01
  tensing. Until we get like him whacking
• 58:04
  her repeatedly with the sledgehammer, and I'm thinking
• 58:07
  to myself, these are some weak ass swings.
• 58:10
  And cuz Alice has woken up at this point and she does the
• 58:13
  thing that Christopher did at the beginning, where he's like,
• 58:15
  no, and she's just in there she goes, no, leave her alone.
• 58:19
  No, you could have ran around to the other side of the pool,
• 58:22
  distracted Piggly the way she distracted him for you.
• 58:26
  That's not what happens. So Zoe dies, Jess and Maria
• 58:30
  finds Zoe's body and they see Pooh and Piglet carrying Alice
• 58:34
  and they decided to follow her. Follow them.
• 58:38
  Alice is tied up once again, love a hog time moment, and Pooh
• 58:44
  comes over and starts just beating her.
• 58:46
  Just for funsies apparently. Cause just Maria get to her and
• 58:51
  they see that she is like still alive and they start to leave.
• 58:54
  But they hear a scream and they all agree we don't want to leave
• 58:58
  anybody here with these people. It's a bad idea.
• 59:01
  So they run towards the scream and they find Christopher, Robin
• 59:05
  and Maria goes to untie him and suddenly Alice and Jess are
• 59:08
  like, we've got to get out of here and it's like, but we all
• 59:10
  just agreed. I like how many times they hear
• 59:16
  a scream and they go and untie somebody in the sequence, 'cause
• 59:19
  it happens at least three times. Yeah, yeah, This is the second
• 59:22
  time. So they get Christopher Robin
• 59:24
  United and they're like, OK, we gotta go help you.
• 59:27
  And then there's another scream and he's like, oh, that's that
• 59:30
  woman she just got here, You should go help her all catch up,
• 59:33
  which is SUS. And also they just leave him and
• 59:37
  suddenly just Jess and Alice are OK with going in untying sites.
• 59:42
  Their internal consistency is not great here.
• 59:48
  So they go and they find Charlene.
• 59:50
  She's the woman from the gas station earlier.
• 59:52
  I say gas station, but it's not really because the gas pumps
• 59:55
  don't work. You in the headquarters.
• 59:57
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. She has been beaten and chained
• 1:00:01
  up and she says that they talk and their names are Poo and
• 1:00:05
  Piglet. And she says.
• 1:00:07
  Something like piglet smells me like.
• 1:00:09
  What is? What is happening?
• 1:00:12
  We need to see more of this stuff.
• 1:00:13
  I need to know what Charlene has gone through.
• 1:00:15
  When did they get her? How did they get her?
• 1:00:17
  Where did they get her? I when legit criticism and like,
• 1:00:21
  I feel like this whole thing is so out of nowhere, 'cause she
• 1:00:25
  has this big dramatic showdown with him because like, so like
• 1:00:29
  she's gonna. Pay for what he did.
• 1:00:31
  OK, listen. Yeah, she's been beaten up, but
• 1:00:33
  it doesn't look like anything that's gonna scar her
• 1:00:35
  permanently. It's like swelling from like
• 1:00:37
  having her like face it, like, I think she'll be open.
• 1:00:40
  Yeah, she's. She's not like the woman in
• 1:00:42
  Hostel that had her eyeball cut out.
• 1:00:44
  But she's looking at herself like she is.
• 1:00:45
  She stumbles upon a window that, like is showing her reflection.
• 1:00:50
  She's like, Oh my God, what have they done to me?
• 1:00:52
  And Maria's like, you know what? You're right.
• 1:00:54
  And she gives this stranger her gun so she can have a standoff
• 1:00:59
  with Piglets. It's so stupid.
• 1:01:00
  She takes the gun and starts wandering around.
• 1:01:02
  She's like piglets or something. I don't fucking know.
• 1:01:05
  She's like. Oh, wonder.
• 1:01:07
  Yeah, she's like firing the gun wildly.
• 1:01:10
  And then Piglet just kind of strolls them like, hey Piglet.
• 1:01:13
  Counted them bullets, 'cause he comes up and she's got nothing
• 1:01:16
  left to shoot at him. That's smart.
• 1:01:18
  That's smart for Piglet right there.
• 1:01:20
  So he smells her, he walks up to her, and they What happened?
• 1:01:29
  Really? Piglet squeals.
• 1:01:31
  Yeah, basically. And then Poo appears and they
• 1:01:33
  they kill her. She backs in the poo, yeah, and
• 1:01:36
  then like he pours honey on her face, which causes the beast to
• 1:01:39
  attack her. Yeah.
• 1:01:40
  No, no, it causes Piglet to eat her face.
• 1:01:42
  Yeah, he pours. Honey on her face and Piglet's
• 1:01:45
  like, I'm going to eat that shit and I smelled it first, so.
• 1:01:49
  Then Poo hears our trio from the cabin.
• 1:01:52
  They're hiding behind something, so he goes to follow them.
• 1:01:55
  Maria and Jess run, but Alice decides that she's gonna beat
• 1:02:00
  Piglet up. She takes the sledgehammer and
• 1:02:04
  starts whacking on his face and. Actually starts to fuck him off.
• 1:02:07
  Yeah, she ties him up and she's bludgeoning him.
• 1:02:09
  One thing I will say the chains here and the same chains that
• 1:02:12
  were used for Charlene, like, clearly they didn't want to
• 1:02:15
  actually use chains on the actors because it's ropes.
• 1:02:18
  Oh yeah, And then like a chain sound effect, but the way
• 1:02:21
  they're moving is much more like ropes.
• 1:02:22
  That's. Funny, I didn't notice.
• 1:02:25
  Yeah, it was very distracting, like the way it was like
• 1:02:27
  literally being tied. I wonder if like in post when
• 1:02:29
  they were doing all the CGI blood they were like that would
• 1:02:31
  be more intimidating his chains so.
• 1:02:36
  Pooh hears Piglet start to shriek out in the background
• 1:02:39
  there, so he, like, runs off to go save him, gets revenge on
• 1:02:44
  Alice. Let's see what's he.
• 1:02:46
  Oh, he stabs it through the mouth.
• 1:02:48
  Yeah, Oof. Well, through the mouth, but it
• 1:02:51
  was more like a sleight of hand from our because we could tell
• 1:02:55
  that it was like being slid in next to her face.
• 1:02:58
  That's true, he He also proceeds to bobber, as in like Halloween,
• 1:03:01
  like Bob, like sticks her. Up on Oh yeah, Yeah.
• 1:03:04
  And I don't know if I remember this correctly, but I think he
• 1:03:07
  does something kind of like a head tilt matter.
• 1:03:10
  He he stares at the body like it reminded me a lot of Michael.
• 1:03:14
  So there's a shot of poo running and it's like almost like shot
• 1:03:18
  from underneath his face and it's like a moving camera with
• 1:03:21
  him. And I love that shot.
• 1:03:24
  Like it's a really cool shot. It's creepy.
• 1:03:26
  And I don't know, it just worked for me.
• 1:03:29
  Maria and Jess finds the international gang of rednecks
• 1:03:32
  and they beg for help and the rednecks do what rednecks do.
• 1:03:35
  And they they're like, oh hell no, not Narwhaz.
• 1:03:38
  We don't give these parts a bad name.
• 1:03:40
  We're understanding rednecks. We like people.
• 1:03:44
  They are interesting because I like that he's like, you know
• 1:03:47
  what, No, like the looks of this guy.
• 1:03:49
  Like he just kind of backs off for a minute, but then they're
• 1:03:52
  like, Nah, we got to fuck him up.
• 1:03:53
  So they all get weapons to get bats and like all kinds of like,
• 1:03:57
  shit, like pipes and shit. I don't know.
• 1:04:01
  So they approach him. They try and, like, convince him
• 1:04:04
  to like, leave, but Pooh just kind of stands there silently.
• 1:04:07
  It is fully If you want to know what this scene looks like that
• 1:04:10
  you don't want to watch the movie, just watch the scene in
• 1:04:12
  Halloween Kills where the mob beats up Michael, and then
• 1:04:15
  Michael beats the mob. Up.
• 1:04:17
  The only thing it's missing is like a iron, like pressing.
• 1:04:21
  Iron, but what it's lacking in a clothes iron, it's making up for
• 1:04:25
  in. Bees.
• 1:04:27
  Does that bees? It has bees.
• 1:04:30
  I like how Pooh like, he this is really cool here, how he fucks
• 1:04:34
  them up so like, they like they get their licks in and you know,
• 1:04:38
  Pooh's kind of, like budging a little bit, but he's not really,
• 1:04:41
  like, showing like he's hurt in any way.
• 1:04:43
  Then he takes his knife and slices the gas station attendant
• 1:04:47
  Redneck's face in half. Yeah.
• 1:04:50
  So the guy runs over to the car, freaking the fuck out.
• 1:04:53
  He takes the other guy. We'll see.
• 1:04:55
  What does he do to him? Chops his hand off.
• 1:05:00
  Then he head stomps him. And then he takes the other
• 1:05:04
  dude, slashes his throat, and then the other guy, as he's
• 1:05:07
  running away, he takes his bees and he sticks them on them.
• 1:05:10
  So like he goes like the bees just chase him down and kill
• 1:05:13
  him. Maria and Jess have driven away
• 1:05:15
  at this point, but because Winnie the Pooh is fully Michael
• 1:05:17
  Myers at this point, he is in the back of the truck and
• 1:05:21
  sneaking up on him, causing a crash, and Pooh has taken Jess
• 1:05:26
  out of the cab of the truck. And when Maria looks up, he's
• 1:05:31
  just holding Jess's head. I'm kind of mad that we got that
• 1:05:34
  off screen. Pooh pulls no punches.
• 1:05:38
  That's what I'm learning about, about this silly, Willy nilly
• 1:05:41
  old bear. He's really fucking brutal.
• 1:05:45
  So like, you think that she's going to be able to drive off,
• 1:05:48
  but she can't get the truck to start back.
• 1:05:50
  So Pooh walks over there and grabs her, pulls her out of the
• 1:05:53
  truck and is about to kill her. But wouldn't you remember
• 1:05:57
  Christopher Robin? He's right there.
• 1:05:59
  Yeah, yeah, he's still in this movie and he's got a truck of
• 1:06:02
  his owns. So I had such a worry at the
• 1:06:05
  beginning of all of this that when they brought in Maria, I
• 1:06:08
  was like, is this going to be a cheap replacement for Mary for
• 1:06:10
  Chris? Like, are they going to do a
• 1:06:12
  weird forcing together? And he's going to be like, can I
• 1:06:14
  just call you Mary? That would be.
• 1:06:16
  That would be so. Don't be fucked up.
• 1:06:19
  I like how he has no regard for her life though.
• 1:06:21
  And like pins, he like pins. Pooh up against the car, but.
• 1:06:25
  Recommend to very easily hit her.
• 1:06:27
  She was right there, too. She just happens to fall to the
• 1:06:30
  side whenever Pooh drops her, like she should have been
• 1:06:33
  crushed alongside Pooh. So he gets on to help Maria, and
• 1:06:36
  Pooh is superhuman and he just pushes the car away from him and
• 1:06:41
  he grabs Maria. Chris is like begging.
• 1:06:44
  He's like, like, just take me you can.
• 1:06:46
  We'll be friends forever. We'll be together forever.
• 1:06:48
  Just let her go and and. Poo just says you left.
• 1:06:55
  Yeah, I really wish that they'd done like the actual Winnie the
• 1:06:58
  Pooh boys and have been really high pitched like you.
• 1:07:00
  Left. No, that would have been
• 1:07:01
  awesome. Yeah.
• 1:07:04
  I was shocked to hear him talk though.
• 1:07:06
  Like, yeah, you left. And then as soon as he says
• 1:07:08
  like, he switched her throat, so.
• 1:07:10
  She's dead. Yeah.
• 1:07:12
  Before that happens that they were, we're talking about this
• 1:07:14
  and they're so muddy. Like they're so fucking muddy
• 1:07:17
  and we don't see that much mud. And I was just like thinking of
• 1:07:20
  all and then I just started listing all of the ANTM photo
• 1:07:23
  shoots where they involve mud. And I was like, they look as
• 1:07:26
  muddy as these models that were made to look specifically muddy.
• 1:07:30
  Like, it's crazy they're covered in this like white mud.
• 1:07:33
  Yeah, I was going to say it doesn't even look like mud.
• 1:07:35
  It's like, why? I was like, is this some kind of
• 1:07:36
  weird honey thing that he's doing?
• 1:07:38
  I don't fucking know. He's got some weird it seems.
• 1:07:41
  Yeah, but Chris runs and then we just get a notice that poo will
• 1:07:45
  return. Yeah, yeah, He just runs away.
• 1:07:49
  The car explodes too, by the way.
• 1:07:51
  Yeah, it was kind of cool. But yeah, that.
• 1:07:54
  I mean, it just kind of ends abruptly, like Christopher gets
• 1:08:00
  away and who's gonna be back? Yep.
• 1:08:06
  Yeah, you know what? I really like this movie, and
• 1:08:08
  I'm gonna keep it at a 7 1/2. I think it's a lot more fun than
• 1:08:11
  people give a credit for. I agree.
• 1:08:13
  I think it's way better than people.
• 1:08:14
  So, like, I think that is kind of helping us sue, because it
• 1:08:18
  got hyped up as this terrible movie by so many people that I
• 1:08:22
  went into this with such low expectations that I walked away.
• 1:08:25
  Like that was actually pretty, pretty good.
• 1:08:28
  Like pretty OK. Yeah, I had fun with it in a
• 1:08:31
  way. I, like, wasn't excited.
• 1:08:32
  Yeah, I was going to be like, oh man, we're just going to have
• 1:08:34
  fun roasting this movie. And then that's not what ended
• 1:08:37
  up happening. But I'm happy though.
• 1:08:39
  I'm keeping mine 6 1/2. OK, I'm I'm happy that I liked
• 1:08:42
  it. I'm happy that we both liked it
• 1:08:43
  because like, I don't know. Like I feel like it also needs
• 1:08:47
  some love. I feel like we need to show some
• 1:08:49
  love to some. Of this stuff too.
• 1:08:50
  It's fun to like things. Yeah, I'd rather like things
• 1:08:53
  than hate things. It's more fun to like things.
• 1:08:56
  What would you change about it to give it a higher score?
• 1:09:00
  Well, I just feel like I would have like more interesting
• 1:09:06
  things happen in the middle there.
• 1:09:08
  Like they show up there and then like Pooh starts to.
• 1:09:14
  It all happened so fast. Like he gets there and then they
• 1:09:17
  all kind of like split up and then go to their place.
• 1:09:19
  And like, I just, it just felt like a sequence of events that
• 1:09:24
  happened. And it didn't really feel like
• 1:09:26
  things were like strung together with any thought, OK, It just
• 1:09:29
  kind of felt like things just happened.
• 1:09:33
  It would just be kind of nice to have like a little bit of, like
• 1:09:35
  plot to go with this. I don't know like I don't need
• 1:09:39
  like a heavy plot, but it just. To some plot.
• 1:09:43
  Yeah, I mean the movie was the friends go to the cabin because
• 1:09:47
  she suffered A traumatic experience and who happens to be
• 1:09:51
  there and he like killed them and like nothing ever gets like.
• 1:09:56
  Yeah, it might have been nice to see like maybe her have like a
• 1:09:59
  like a couple of moments of like what is happening.
• 1:10:02
  Maybe be a little bit paranoid drawing that storyline of her,
• 1:10:05
  like trying to deal with that trauma while like this thing is
• 1:10:08
  actually happening, which is fucked up from like a, you know,
• 1:10:11
  just a person standpoint, like, oh God, let this woman have some
• 1:10:14
  peace. But also from, like a storyline.
• 1:10:15
  It's interesting because we know that she's experienced this and
• 1:10:18
  she has every right to be paranoid.
• 1:10:19
  And also as an audience, we know that she has every right to be
• 1:10:22
  paranoid. Yeah, like.
• 1:10:23
  But it would have been interesting to see her go
• 1:10:25
  through that and see her friends, like, navigate that
• 1:10:27
  without being, like insensitive to what she's just gone through.
• 1:10:30
  And then it slowly dawn on everybody what's happening?
• 1:10:33
  It's weird because, like, I agree with that.
• 1:10:36
  But like, on paper, this movie plays out exactly how I would
• 1:10:41
  like for a lot of movies to play out.
• 1:10:43
  Like, I don't need a lot of plot to, you know, go through a
• 1:10:47
  movie, and this movie doesn't really offer a lot.
• 1:10:49
  But like, I just feel like there's something missing.
• 1:10:52
  I don't really know if I'm able to put my finger on it exactly,
• 1:10:55
  but I feel like there's like something from it to make it
• 1:10:58
  truly great. I just can't.
• 1:11:01
  I'm sorry, I can't articulate it.
• 1:11:04
  So yeah, that's much, that's much change, make, figure out
• 1:11:08
  what I'm trying to think, whoever you are, that's making
• 1:11:11
  the next one. OK, so Talia was on the couch
• 1:11:16
  and she was mostly calm. But then during the pool scene,
• 1:11:21
  she started playing with her rabbit.
• 1:11:22
  She got really into it. She's afraid of water.
• 1:11:25
  Not a fan. That scene really got her
• 1:11:28
  nervous. She's got also all of her
• 1:11:31
  stuffed friends. They're very important to her.
• 1:11:33
  She doesn't like to leave them behind.
• 1:11:35
  In fact, one time we went to the lake and we told her she
• 1:11:38
  couldn't bring her stuffed Caterpillar, so she swallowed a
• 1:11:42
  piece of its antenna and spit it up.
• 1:11:44
  When? We got on house, but I forgot
• 1:11:45
  about. That so, yeah, she she will not,
• 1:11:48
  she will not be like Christopher Robin.
• 1:11:49
  She will not leave them behind. And in fact she kind of sides
• 1:11:51
  with Pooh and Piglet in this. And I think Talia, for that
• 1:11:54
  reason gives it a 10 out of 10. Wow, she did fill this one.
• 1:11:57
  She was filling herself big time during this movie.
• 1:11:59
  So I I 100% agree with that. Yeah, Joey was on board.
• 1:12:03
  Yeah, I I recall her watching the whole thing.
• 1:12:06
  She started off being in the kitchen because it was close to
• 1:12:10
  food time, but once she got fed, she was.
• 1:12:12
  She hung out on Lauren Squirt in a shark bed.
• 1:12:15
  The rest of the movie so. OK, who did you relate to?
• 1:12:27
  I don't know. I guess.
• 1:12:32
  I guess, Tina, because I also frequently get lost, even when
• 1:12:37
  my GPS is telling me to go a certain way.
• 1:12:39
  I'm like, I don't know that, I believe that.
• 1:12:41
  That's pretty good shit. I'm going to go with Maria
• 1:12:56
  because sometimes I wake up in the middle of night and feel
• 1:12:58
  like I'm being watched. You usually are.
• 1:13:01
  Battalia, yeah. Battalia, you're going to go out
• 1:13:04
  at 2:00 AM. No, it's usually Zoe.
• 1:13:05
  She's up in my face like, hey, hey, I'm watching you.
• 1:13:08
  She's like, seriously in my face, making eye contact with my
• 1:13:10
  closed eyes. Just.
• 1:13:11
  Like watching me, OK? All right, so there is a sequel.
• 1:13:17
  It's already released so. A lot of people say it's better
• 1:13:21
  than the first one, so I'm very excited to see it Based off of
• 1:13:23
  that I. Am too, but let's talk about
• 1:13:26
  what we would want from a dream sequel.
• 1:13:28
  We know nothing about the sequel, so.
• 1:13:30
  I want some of the other friends.
• 1:13:33
  I want Kanga or Rabbit. A God rabbit was already kind of
• 1:13:39
  like a grumpy little fuck. Like I would love to see a
• 1:13:41
  killer rabbit, You know? I.
• 1:13:42
  Feel like Rabbit would be like the art, the clown of them all.
• 1:13:46
  Like like go sadistic with their deaths.
• 1:13:49
  Like we saw Pooh and Piggly and they were already pretty fucked
• 1:13:53
  up and gnarly with what they do. Like, I feel like Rabbit can
• 1:13:56
  really, really do some damage. And I want to see like little
• 1:14:00
  Joey or not Joey Roo. He was Joey and I want to see
• 1:14:05
  him grown up the way Piglet did I.
• 1:14:07
  Want to see Tigger? I want to see how they handle
• 1:14:09
  Tigger bouncing on his tail. Oh my God.
• 1:14:11
  How are you going to incorporate that in a live action?
• 1:14:13
  Oh my God. He's got to like have some kind
• 1:14:16
  of like kill like a Pogo kill, like he like jumps on their head
• 1:14:19
  with his tail, crushes it. See.
• 1:14:23
  But what you got to remember is that the wonderful thing about
• 1:14:25
  Tiggers is that Tigger's a wonderful thing.
• 1:14:27
  He is a wonderful thing. Yeah, that's very true.
• 1:14:30
  But what about Plot W? Like, what do we want?
• 1:14:33
  Like, OK, so like, Christopher, like, is he trying to come back
• 1:14:36
  with the cops? Like, look, I understand.
• 1:14:39
  Like, Oh yeah, I know that. Like a hills have eyes two
• 1:14:42
  thing. Yeah, like he's like, look, you
• 1:14:45
  guys have had all these reportings of like, mutilated
• 1:14:48
  pier bag, Big Bear man people out there, I don't fucking know,
• 1:14:53
  but like, I'm a survivor. Clearly I'm fucked up.
• 1:14:56
  This is like your hair that whipped me here.
• 1:14:59
  Don't ask me who that is, but yeah, like he like brings like a
• 1:15:05
  crew back there to like try and help them take out Poo and
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  piglet. But Piglet and Poo bring
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  reinforcements of their own with.
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  Yeah. The the rest of the crew there.
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  I would love to see Tigger like come and do the forest and
• 1:15:21
  somebody be like tigers don't live around here.
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  We're in East Sussex. Yeah, this is, that is true.
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  Like Kangaroos too. You know what else I think would
• 1:15:32
  be fun is in a really, really fucked up way.
• 1:15:36
  So they maybe they get caught and they're taken to a zoo
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  because they like animals, right?
• 1:15:42
  Maybe they radicalize the other animals in the zoo and they all
• 1:15:46
  plan an attack on humans. I would like to see something
• 1:15:49
  like that. I would like to see them in a
• 1:15:50
  zoo. That would be interesting.
• 1:15:51
  Like, yeah, what the fuck do you, like, do with them?
• 1:15:54
  'Cause they're also like, they're being fed, which was
• 1:15:57
  like a whole thing for them, but they're also being like, watched
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  daily by humans, and that's got to be irritating.
• 1:16:02
  I just have a mad picture. Like, if we're doing more horror
• 1:16:07
  homages in that one, like, you see poo.
• 1:16:10
  But he is like Hannibal Lecter and he's got the face mask on or
• 1:16:15
  he's like got his own tattoo, but now he's talking.
• 1:16:17
  He's like, ah, Christopher, that'd be nice.
• 1:16:22
  I can see it. You know, I like both
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  approaches. Maybe you can have both of them
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  happen in one movie. Like, they.
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  Yeah, they swoop in there and get them and actually take them
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  to the zoo. Oh, OK, we got it.
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  We. Got a There we go, There we go.
• 1:16:33
  All right, I wonder what the real sequel's like.
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  Don't tell us if you've seen it 'cause we're going to watch it.
• 1:16:38
  Yeah, we got, we got. Spoilers.
• 1:16:39
  Yeah, it's in theaters. We need to watch it soon.
• 1:16:44
  OK. All right.
• 1:16:45
  All right. So we already got A tag on
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  Bitch. Better Have my Honey.
• 1:16:50
  All right, so now it's time for interview.
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  Jesse. OK, so I knew that we were
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  generally positive about this and I know that there are a lot
• 1:16:56
  of people that generally aren't and I wanted to find something
• 1:16:58
  that wasn't just like oh why would they do this to poo.
• 1:17:02
  So I found somebody that had some actual criticisms. 2 out of
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  10 does not utilize its premise. I fully expected Winnie the Pooh
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  Blood and honey to have indistinguishable,
• 1:17:13
  indistinguishable, disposable characters.
• 1:17:15
  Kills that are gross and mean spirited, a bone thin plot,
• 1:17:18
  inane dialogue and acting that is mediocre at best.
• 1:17:21
  I was right about the film having all of those things and I
• 1:17:24
  didn't mind these things. They're par for the chorus in
• 1:17:27
  the slasher genre and I embrace the self aware trashiness of it
• 1:17:30
  all. What I was not prepared for was
• 1:17:32
  just how boring this movie is, and it's because it does not
• 1:17:35
  even attempt to make use of its characters that should make for
• 1:17:38
  a slam dunk of a hilariously enjoyable concept.
• 1:17:40
  Christopher Robin and his college friends should have been
• 1:17:42
  the focal characters, but Christopher Robin is barely in
• 1:17:45
  this movie and instead we get a group of vapid girls who have no
• 1:17:47
  relation to Christopher. They get killed off instead, and
• 1:17:50
  there is no reason to care because they're completely
• 1:17:52
  detached from the connection between Pooh and Christopher.
• 1:17:54
  At the beginning of the film, it would have been so easy for them
• 1:17:57
  to capitalize on a concept that could have been that could be
• 1:17:59
  found only in Winnie the Pooh. The animals kill Christopher's
• 1:18:02
  family and friends as revenge for him abandoning them, but the
• 1:18:05
  plot we got could be interchanged with literally any
• 1:18:08
  other plot in the slasher genre, as it's just a bunch of randos
• 1:18:11
  getting killed. What also doesn't help is this
• 1:18:13
  disaster is the awful editing. Almost every shot lasts longer
• 1:18:16
  than it should, and it makes each scene feel agonizingly
• 1:18:19
  long. Oh my God.
• 1:18:22
  I agree with everything that that person says that I think
• 1:18:26
  that's the thing that's missing. I think I wanted it to be
• 1:18:30
  Christopher as the main focus because it would have that
• 1:18:35
  ongoing like thing between them there.
• 1:18:37
  I feel like it would have like the motivation, the heart like
• 1:18:41
  'cause you can like. He clearly loved them.
• 1:18:44
  This scene, this movie could have been a sequel, honestly.
• 1:18:47
  Like, we get Christopher Robin for the first one and then this
• 1:18:51
  one where we've got a group of people out in the woods that
• 1:18:54
  we've already established poo hates people.
• 1:18:55
  Like, you know what I mean? So I think that could have been
• 1:18:59
  a decent enough change. But yeah, I do agree.
• 1:19:01
  Like Christopher Robin, every time he showed up on screen, I
• 1:19:03
  forgot that he had been in this movie.
• 1:19:06
  You know, like by the time we would see him again, I'd be
• 1:19:07
  like, oh, like especially at the end when he hits poo with the.
• 1:19:11
  Car, that's why. Someone, do you remember?
• 1:19:13
  Because like. Yeah.
• 1:19:14
  I I I completely forgot that he was here.
• 1:19:16
  Like, yeah, he he becomes like an afterthought in this movie
• 1:19:20
  that he should be like a protagonist in.
• 1:19:23
  Yeah, it is kind of strange. I agree with like the bad acting
• 1:19:27
  and editing and I mean, but I like that because like to me
• 1:19:31
  that stuff did kind of fit in with the genre and type of movie
• 1:19:35
  that this was, you know, like it just kind of fit for me.
• 1:19:38
  Like, I it felt at home with horror.
• 1:19:43
  But yeah, no, I, I I really, That makes me really wish that
• 1:19:46
  that's what we got now. OK.
• 1:19:48
  OK. We have you listener reviews.
• 1:19:52
  We do. OK, cool.
• 1:19:53
  I'm. I'm happy we've got some.
• 1:19:55
  Yeah, all righty. So I'm gonna start off with our
• 1:20:02
  one, one word one on Instagram. It's a apotheosis.
• 1:20:09
  Productions, they say. Garbage, Garbage.
• 1:20:13
  Why? Why is it garbage?
• 1:20:14
  I wouldn't like. I fully respect that, that's
• 1:20:16
  your opinion, but I would like to know why you think that.
• 1:20:18
  I'm curious to know too. Like I know a lot of people
• 1:20:21
  think that it's really stupid. I but I I wanted to know, like,
• 1:20:24
  is it because, like, is it because if they're using the
• 1:20:27
  premise of Winnie the Pooh and trying to make a horror movie,
• 1:20:29
  or did you just not think that would have been a good horror
• 1:20:32
  movie despite the killer? Like if it would have been
• 1:20:35
  anybody else? Is it the acting?
• 1:20:36
  Is it the editing? Is it the facts?
• 1:20:38
  Like what? What is it that you dislike?
• 1:20:41
  Cube Saves says Not fun. Seems to have kicked off a
• 1:20:45
  series of public domain trash coming down the line.
• 1:20:48
  I'm here for some public domain trash.
• 1:20:50
  I'm. I'm here.
• 1:20:50
  For I'm public domain trash. That's fine.
• 1:20:54
  I hope that they like they don't half ass it.
• 1:21:01
  I love the idea that they have a cinematic universe that is
• 1:21:06
  clearly making fun of the Marvel Cinematic Universe with how it
• 1:21:09
  is because I think that that's hilarious.
• 1:21:13
  But I just hope that they really, really put effort into
• 1:21:18
  this thing and not just think like how we did it because it
• 1:21:20
  was funny. Like no.
• 1:21:22
  Like, I like take this opportunity and like you have
• 1:21:25
  like the chance to make something good with it.
• 1:21:29
  Like prove the people wrong. Like it could be trash, but it
• 1:21:31
  could also be great. It could be so many things.
• 1:21:37
  Over on Twitter, Jake Richardson says a good time for sure.
• 1:21:40
  Better intoxicated for sure. The sequel is much better.
• 1:21:44
  All right, cool. I'm excited to see the.
• 1:21:45
  Sequel. Yeah, that's what I've been
• 1:21:47
  hearing from everybody is that the sequel is better.
• 1:21:49
  This does seem like a good like have some friends over by
• 1:21:52
  yourself, like drinkers too, and just kind of like sit back and
• 1:21:57
  have a good time with it. I feel like that'd be like a
• 1:21:59
  good fun movie to watch. Like that final review word
• 1:22:02
  zombie. The idea was great, The acting
• 1:22:04
  was bad, Some of the actions in the movie were terrible.
• 1:22:07
  I really wanted this to be good, but it was just so bad.
• 1:22:11
  It felt like watching a sci-fi movie on the big screen and not
• 1:22:14
  in a fun way. I get that.
• 1:22:17
  That's actually I I can totally see this being a sci-fi movie.
• 1:22:20
  Absolutely. I got the biggest grin on my
• 1:22:23
  face with that though, 'cause I fucking love a sci-fi movie.
• 1:22:26
  I understand where they're coming from though.
• 1:22:28
  Like the sci Like for a long time sci-fi movies were just
• 1:22:32
  kind of like, not good. I feel like we're now in a era
• 1:22:36
  where sci-fi movies are actually becoming pretty decent, but I
• 1:22:40
  felt like this was better than something that would see on
• 1:22:42
  sci-fi Channel. Like I liked it, but no, I
• 1:22:47
  totally, totally see it being like pretty comparable to that.
• 1:22:52
  Definitely. Maybe check out the sequel,
• 1:22:54
  because yeah, it's sounding like it's pretty good.
• 1:22:56
  So if you like the premise, at least you know the sequel might
• 1:22:59
  actually work. We'll report on that and once we
• 1:23:02
  actually see it, which will probably be sometime soon.
• 1:23:05
  Hopefully. Yeah.
• 1:23:07
  All right. That's it for reviews.
• 1:23:10
  OK. All right.
• 1:23:10
  So we don't fully have the schedule made out yet.
• 1:23:15
  I would think that the next movie will be Predator.
• 1:23:17
  Right. Are we doing OK?
• 1:23:19
  We can do my pic next. So yeah, next movie that is
• 1:23:21
  coming on Dylan, we're going to be talking about Predator.
• 1:23:27
  Yes, it is a horror movie. There is.
• 1:23:30
  Whenever I ever have questions about whether or not I want to
• 1:23:32
  cover a movie like this on a podcast, I like to go online and
• 1:23:35
  see how other people feel about it.
• 1:23:36
  And from my experience, Predator has been unanimous, unanimously
• 1:23:41
  decided as a horror movie. And after watching it for the
• 1:23:45
  first time last year, I can also tell you it's a slasher.
• 1:23:48
  It's a fucking action movie slasher, and I'm really excited
• 1:23:51
  to talk about it. It is.
• 1:23:52
  So much fun and I really am a sucker for Arnie too.
• 1:23:56
  So. He's good and yeah, he's really
• 1:23:58
  good. I like the whole cast and crew
• 1:23:59
  of people there. Yeah, it's like, and we watched
• 1:24:02
  it and the whole time we're like, oh, that's where that's
• 1:24:04
  from. That's where that's from.
• 1:24:05
  Like, I can't believe it took us this long to watch this movie,
• 1:24:08
  but I'm so happy that we have and I'm very excited to talk
• 1:24:10
  about it. Yeah, Chad actually goes out to
• 1:24:13
  you, Chad and Mandy, for giving us a copy of that cause Chad is
• 1:24:19
  really, really big on that movie.
• 1:24:20
  And I remember he was like, you've not seen this before?
• 1:24:22
  And like, yeah, he's like, here, take this.
• 1:24:25
  Yeah, it's it's pretty yeah, it's pretty serious business.
• 1:24:29
  So yeah, I'm not gonna read where it's available to watch
• 1:24:31
  'cause we're recording this on March 30th, and by the time this
• 1:24:36
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• 1:24:40
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• 1:24:43
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• 1:24:48
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• 1:24:50
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• 1:24:53
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