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The One Where Lala Goes On Tour & Watches The Kardashians For The 1st Time · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous, It is Laala Kent. Welcome back to the
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  Speaker 1: Give Them La La Podcast. We are coming off of
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  Speaker 1: an epic high because I have officially done my first
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  Speaker 1: show of Give Them Lala Live at the brand new tour.
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  Speaker 1: By the time we're having to pre record this episode
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  Speaker 1: because we will be on the road, but by the
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  Speaker 1: time this comes out, I will have done another show
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  Speaker 1: in Fort Lauderdale and hopefully it goes as well as
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  Speaker 1: the one I just did in Irvine.
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  Speaker 2: I think, well, how do you feel about Irvine?
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  Speaker 1: I feel great about Irvine. I was super nervous. We
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  Speaker 1: did the rehearsal and I walked out on stage and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, They're like, you don't want to rehearse, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, that's the thing is, I'm going to obviously
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  Speaker 1: like we have a structure to the show, which by
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  Speaker 1: the way, is very like Lucy Goose right now, because
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  Speaker 1: it's my very first show. I've never done this in
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  Speaker 1: my entire life, so this is the first show and
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  Speaker 1: I want to give it my all, but it's also
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  Speaker 1: going to be a learning experience. So thank you for
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  Speaker 1: everyone who came out to Irvine, because you fucking slaved
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  Speaker 1: my whole life. But it was hard during rehearsal because
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm literally talking to a bunch of empty chairs. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and once I'm on stage and there's people, it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be completely different and I'm going to feed off
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  Speaker 1: of them. But I always request when I do any
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  Speaker 1: talk show, even the live tour, I'm like, we have
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  Speaker 1: to have tissues on stage because I tend to I
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  Speaker 1: can be very lalla, but then there's a part of
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  Speaker 1: me that always sinks back into like Lauren from Utah,
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  Speaker 1: who can't believe that she's doing the things that she's
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  Speaker 1: been able to do, and that like just like strikes
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  Speaker 1: something in me to where I get hyper sensitive and emotional.
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  Speaker 1: And it happened to me at the Irvine improv. It did.
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  Speaker 3: There were tears and then people just like your people
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  Speaker 3: are so great, just like cheering, like supporting you, loving you.
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  Speaker 3: I saw the tears and then immediately people were like.
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  Speaker 1: Why here are you? It was just so sweet. There
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  Speaker 1: was a lot of support in that room and it
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  Speaker 1: was sold out. Ocean made a little appearance and then
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  Speaker 1: apparently she like wanted to come back on stage the
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  Speaker 1: entire night she.
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  Speaker 3: Did you guys, So she made an appearance with Lalla,
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  Speaker 3: and then I was kind of bopping between like Lisa.
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  Speaker 3: Gigi had Ocean sort of backstage, and she would bop
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  Speaker 3: between backstage and in front of the stage, and then
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  Speaker 3: same with me and Ocean would like after she went
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  Speaker 3: on stage with her mama, she would like whine and
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  Speaker 3: point to the stairs that led up to the stage
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  Speaker 3: and then do like the waving signal with her hand,
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  Speaker 3: because that's what she did to the audience, like waved,
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  Speaker 3: and she found it so exciting. And the rest of
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  Speaker 3: the night she was like she would like trying to
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  Speaker 3: get back on stage.
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  Speaker 1: She was a total hit. Yeah, And I had our
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  Speaker 1: like tech guy play Bounce It. I know it's super inappropriate,
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  Speaker 1: you guys when we're home. I've always played the edited version,
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  Speaker 1: but last night I just had them play the far
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  Speaker 1: from fart where it bounce it and then once five tens, twenties, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and she did a little she did a
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  Speaker 1: little dance. She I knew the second she would come
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  Speaker 1: on stage and see everyone's face, she may get a
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  Speaker 1: little like overwhelmed, the little just like whoa are all
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  Speaker 1: of you? And I tried to put her down and
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  Speaker 1: she clinged to me and it was adorable and she
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  Speaker 1: was just the cutest And I'm like, I told Ocean,
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  Speaker 1: if you perform tonight, then everyone is going to know
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  Speaker 1: that it was a hit. Like I could literally go
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  Speaker 1: out and bomb it, but because you did a great job,
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  Speaker 1: it's going to be a hit. And she killed it.
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  Speaker 3: And before the show actually even started, Gigi and I
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  Speaker 3: Lala was like getting ready, and Gigi and I walked
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  Speaker 3: her up to the curtain and she got to peek,
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  Speaker 3: and so like a couple of the people in the
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  Speaker 3: front row saw her and waved and.
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  Speaker 2: She waved back. She did oh, she did yes and
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  Speaker 2: loved it.
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  Speaker 3: And they were like, oh, she was like wit to
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  Speaker 3: trying to get out on stage.
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  Speaker 1: She loved it. No, it was phenomenal. I had Brittany
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  Speaker 1: and Kristen and Katie, and I loved the way that
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  Speaker 1: I introduced them because I you know, it wasn't like
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  Speaker 1: just one they all came out at once, or I
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  Speaker 1: introduced them all at once. It was like a build
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  Speaker 1: up and I didn't want anyone to know who was coming.
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  Speaker 1: I still don't really want anyone to know what cities
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  Speaker 1: and what guests I have. I just wanted to be
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  Speaker 1: a surprise. Mostly I wanted to be a surprise, but
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  Speaker 1: God forbid someone flakes yes, And by the way, that
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  Speaker 1: person couldn't make it. It's something much cooler and better to do.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think that the future. I think the future
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  Speaker 2: guests will be fun.
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  Speaker 1: You were great.
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  Speaker 3: You were great with keeping it secret last night, like
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  Speaker 3: Lalla snuck them in a back entrance. She wanted no
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  Speaker 3: one to see them, and I think I think everyone
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  Speaker 3: was surprised.
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  Speaker 2: No one knew what they were there.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that I will feel as emotional in
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  Speaker 1: every city or do you think that that will fade? No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think your emotions will fade at all. I
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  Speaker 1: think you're.
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  Speaker 3: Gonna be probably even if you don't cry, it's just
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  Speaker 3: because it's different people, different venue, a different and new
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  Speaker 3: experience in every city. So I think maybe you cried
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  Speaker 3: the beginning of one, maybe you cry during.
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  Speaker 1: Like the middle. Who knows.
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  Speaker 3: And even if you don't cry, it's just going to
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  Speaker 3: be like you're gonna be emotional, and that's great.
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  Speaker 1: I bet I'll be more emotional because the more I
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  Speaker 1: feel comfortable, Like last night, I was still you know,
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  Speaker 1: I took a beat because I was nervous. The second
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  Speaker 1: I stepped on stage, I was like, there's no turning back, like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're in it, and I like kind of sunk into
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  Speaker 1: that feeling of it being okay to take a beat
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  Speaker 1: and take a breather. Yeah, because it was overwhelming. I
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  Speaker 1: mean I looked out there and even though I had
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  Speaker 1: seen the venue before, it was like all of these
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  Speaker 1: people who came to support me and who have supported
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  Speaker 1: me through highs and lows. It's very surreal.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and let me tell you, that energy in Irvine
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  Speaker 3: improv last night from all of your people was some
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  Speaker 3: of the most positive energy I've felt in a long
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  Speaker 3: time in a room with that many people.
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  Speaker 1: Did you feel it? I felt it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It was just like love and happiness and there was
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  Speaker 3: no like awkwardness or you know how some people they
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  Speaker 3: even when they get drinks in them, they can be
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  Speaker 3: like obnoxious or rude, and it was all just bright
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  Speaker 3: and uplifting.
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  Speaker 1: It really was.
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  Speaker 3: It was exactly what you hoped as far as like
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  Speaker 3: we saw you girls out there having your girls' nights.
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  Speaker 1: We saw the.
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  Speaker 3: Men here and there that like we're forced, we're forced.
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  Speaker 3: I saw like so many moms, single moms that were
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  Speaker 3: like I'm here, I'm a single mom. I'm supporting Laala
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  Speaker 3: like and also, you guys, thank you for like I
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  Speaker 3: was actually shocked.
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  Speaker 1: I was I was running.
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  Speaker 3: I would like run out front to get a few people,
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  Speaker 3: a few of Lala's friends that showed up. And I'm
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  Speaker 3: not gonna I don't think people are gonna be like jesz.
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  Speaker 3: I just and a lot of you did, and all
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  Speaker 3: of you, a lot of you came up to me
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  Speaker 3: and said really sweet positive things. That's great, right, yes,
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, you didn't have to say that,
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  Speaker 3: and like tell Aala, we said hi, but.
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  Speaker 1: Also we love you so much.
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  Speaker 3: And you guys know, I get some you know, I
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  Speaker 3: get some hate here and there on the podcast, and
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  Speaker 3: that's fine. But to have the ones come up and
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  Speaker 3: just be like it just was really positive and think
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  Speaker 3: those are normal people, you know that right now?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Like normal people don't write negative comments on people's Instagram.
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  Speaker 3: Right And it's like the negativity the activities sometimes really loud.
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  Speaker 3: And then you just like see these people in person
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  Speaker 3: and they're just like I'm like, oh you guys, are
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  Speaker 3: you guys are the real ones?
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  Speaker 1: Correct? Yeah? Those are the ones who fuck with you
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  Speaker 1: hard because they don't. They don't owe me anything. They
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  Speaker 1: don't have to listen to this podcast, they don't have
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  Speaker 1: to buy tickets to come see my show. No one's
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  Speaker 1: forcing them to do anything. They're doing it because there's
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  Speaker 1: something that they relate to in me and I relate
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  Speaker 1: to in them because I'm a reality TV personality. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: you know I'm not. I'm not on a scripted show,
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  Speaker 1: like I'm living my real, authentic life. So they're coming
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  Speaker 1: out to support because of what they see in you
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  Speaker 1: as something that either inspires them or they know that
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  Speaker 1: they can relate to, Like that sends chills all of
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  Speaker 1: my body. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And then to see the people because I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 3: say Lala's merch is on point. We sold that were
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  Speaker 3: sold out, not only sold that, I mean it went fasts.
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  Speaker 3: So if you are going to any of the future shows,
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  Speaker 3: I would just get your merch first, because a lot
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  Speaker 3: of girls went back.
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  Speaker 1: I saw them like end of show and they were like,
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  Speaker 1: where's the merch.
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  Speaker 3: But to see them all just like not only did
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  Speaker 3: they buy it and then they put it for it yes.
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  Speaker 1: Which I thought was so cute.
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  Speaker 3: So it was like a sea of pink hoodies and
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  Speaker 3: like white shirts that said my p I knows all
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  Speaker 3: about you.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I loved that and so many people DMed me,
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  Speaker 1: like where's the link to the shirt? I have the
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  Speaker 1: white shirt that's what I wore last night that says
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  Speaker 1: my p I knows all about you. Yeah, and you
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  Speaker 1: can only get them if you come to the show,
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  Speaker 1: Like that's not going to be a part of shopwalacun
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  Speaker 1: dot com. Yeah. And then she has Tor shirts too.
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  Speaker 1: You have torhit Tor shirts were lit. They were so cute.
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  Speaker 1: I want to wear I just want to be in
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  Speaker 1: my Here's the thing, Jesse, you know me. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: do not get ready every day. It's a rare occasion
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  Speaker 1: that I do. And when I do, I don't love it.
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  Speaker 1: I prefer to be in like a T shirt and
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  Speaker 1: leggings or sweatpants. Like that's just my vibe. So the
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  Speaker 1: tour march is like everything I want to live in. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and it's perfect because it is for the show. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm like gotta wear it.
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  Speaker 3: Guys have to wear the sweatshirt. Oh shucks, I can't
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  Speaker 3: wear something tight and revealing. I have to wear this
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  Speaker 3: giant shirt. And you love it too because they're soft,
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  Speaker 3: Like it's comfy clothes. Obviously it's Lalla's merch. Of course
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  Speaker 3: it has to be comfy. So I mean, you're just
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  Speaker 3: like and sneakers. My mom was like pulling things out
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  Speaker 3: of it. You know, I didn't have anything to wear
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  Speaker 3: last night. My Mom's like, you, you don't know what
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  Speaker 3: you're wearing. It was like we had to head out
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  Speaker 3: of the house in like thirty minutes, and I was like, no,
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: But also, you said, sneakers.
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  Speaker 2: If you show up to the show, you guys, yes, these,
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  Speaker 2: tell them about your sneakers because these are my favorite.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm doing a sneaker collab and at the show
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  Speaker 1: there will be QR codes. I have a pair of
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  Speaker 1: white Chuck tailors that have my face logo on the side,
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  Speaker 1: and then another pair of low top vans that have
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  Speaker 1: the Ocean Wave tattoo all over them that I have
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  Speaker 1: on my hand, so I wanted to make a pair
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  Speaker 1: that was like very Lalla and then very Ocean. They're
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  Speaker 1: so cute I can't ar icon. I yes, so you
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  Speaker 1: can wear them. And also there's a QR code for
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  Speaker 1: anyone who's going to the show. They get twenty five
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  Speaker 1: percent off of all things give them all a beauty and.
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  Speaker 3: There's a secret code, but you're not gonna see it
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  Speaker 3: or have access to it unless you're at the tour.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. Yeah, but also we've blended skin and beauty,
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  Speaker 1: so the twenty five percent off is also you can
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  Speaker 1: get skin on there. Yeah, skin and beauty.
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  Speaker 3: How do you think the girls felt about the show?
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  Speaker 3: Were any of them nervous to come out because Lalla
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  Speaker 3: did a Q and A. We're not going to give
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  Speaker 3: away too much, but full Q and A are happening
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  Speaker 3: at our tours.
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  Speaker 1: The Q and A was hitting like we could have
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  Speaker 1: done a full show just on the Q and A. Yeah. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: one hundred were going insane over it. Yes, Katie think
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  Speaker 1: they shared cool. She's just like cool, right, Yeah, Like
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  Speaker 1: people asked herself and she's like mm hmm yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: like that's Katie. Yeah, you know, yes, Like she could
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  Speaker 1: be a superstar, a list actress because a publicist would
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  Speaker 1: die for her because she's just like, m cool.
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  Speaker 3: Katie was asked a personal question and just like answered
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  Speaker 3: it exactly how she felt and it was and kept
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  Speaker 3: it cool.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was very about her personal life. I was
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  Speaker 1: shocked that she answered it. I was shocked.
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  Speaker 3: But then I was also like, well, of course, it's
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  Speaker 3: just like it feels like a safe space in there.
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  Speaker 2: There's gonna be a lot of oversharing, and that's okay.
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  Speaker 1: Well I started talking about anal and I looked down
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, you can tell I'm feeling really
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  Speaker 1: comfortable now. And I was like, like, you guys are
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  Speaker 1: my friends. And one girl goes invite us to your house,
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  Speaker 1: then yeah, I invite us over. Then oh, like, well
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  Speaker 1: you'll have to come one by one because it's a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of a smaller space now. But I've never
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  Speaker 1: been happier. And then Brittany is Everything that comes out
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  Speaker 1: of her mouth is just dripping in hilarious shit, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the accent mixed with what she says. It's just all
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  Speaker 1: a moment. She was a little nervous. Dody slaughtered the
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  Speaker 1: whole game. She's great. I mean, they're all great. She
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  Speaker 1: gives they're all amazing. Yeah, but I was just shocked
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  Speaker 1: by how like Kristin could, Kristen could do her own show.
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  Speaker 1: She commands the stage because she's so unfiltered and not sensitive. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, she has kind of sensitive on watch
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  Speaker 1: what happens live. Andy asked me, this was a while ago,
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  Speaker 1: this was during book press, but asked me, who would
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  Speaker 1: you trust the least with Ocean, and I said, probably
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  Speaker 1: Kristin Dody. And I thought she could laugh about it
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  Speaker 1: because we always make like she's broken the same toe
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  Speaker 1: like seventeen times. She's constantly falling. She's the inflatable car
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  Speaker 1: wash man. That's what I called her, Yes, okay, and
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  Speaker 1: that's how we know her. So I thought that she
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  Speaker 1: would obviously laugh about it if I were that question.
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  Speaker 1: Watch Robin's life is so light and funny. Then when
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  Speaker 1: he asked that question, if he were being if it
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  Speaker 1: were Oprah asked me that question, I would say I
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  Speaker 1: would trust any of these people to watch my baby.
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  Speaker 1: I trust all of them and I know that they'd
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  Speaker 1: love her. But it was just like kind of a joke,
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  Speaker 1: and she really took it to heart. Oh no, and
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  Speaker 1: I like it hurt my heart what she said.
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  Speaker 2: Did she just contact you after it aired?
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  Speaker 1: Shed contacted me after Cruse's birthday and she was like,
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  Speaker 1: I know, it's so stupid, and I was like, it's
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  Speaker 1: not stupid. I look at you like you're so tough
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  Speaker 1: and unaffected, and I meant that to be lighthearted, but
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  Speaker 1: it didn't hit that way. It came off as being mean. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and that was not my intention, and.
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  Speaker 3: She understood, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what can I what can I do
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  Speaker 1: to fix this, to like make it better, and she
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  Speaker 1: was like, honestly, just you acknowledging my feelings.
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  Speaker 2: She's so sweet and so sweet. She's such a lover.
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  Speaker 1: Whenever she sees ocean, she's like like doting on her.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, DoD Dodie, doting doty. We love that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, she's really sweet and she was so
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  Speaker 3: oh and shout out to the audience members Jessica of
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  Speaker 3: course the yeah and Sam.
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  Speaker 1: Ever meta, Jessica, I didn't like I said that last night,
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  Speaker 1: so we we had audience participation. Obviously, Jessica and Sam
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  Speaker 1: killed it last night. They were so cute. Sam had
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  Speaker 1: on the that was so trashy hat.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like you are a real one.
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  Speaker 1: She is.
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  Speaker 2: And that's also we'll be at the march booth.
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  Speaker 1: I know. It's all just so good. In other news, Oh,
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: by the way, if you haven't gone tickets to they
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: give them La La Live Brand New tour. There are
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: a few tickets left in some of the cities, but
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: you can go to give them live dot com to
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: purchase tickets last night, which it hasn't happened yet, but
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: it will have happened by the time it's heirs. We're
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: doing Fort Lauderdale, Ariana was my guest, your fucking welcoup
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: so fun. Clearwater, Florida is happening tomorrow. Then I'm going
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: to Orlando, then Atlanta, Nashville, New Orleans, Houston, Austin, and Dallas,
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Texas is where we will wrap it up. So this
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  Speaker 1: is breaking news.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, this.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Is breaking news. Uneventful, but it is breaking news. I
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: have finished not one, not two, but three full episodes
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: of the Kardashians.
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  Speaker 3: Round of Applause. She came to the She came to
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  Speaker 3: our side, Im Kardashian fans.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I've always been a fan because I
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: respect anybody who has a sex tape which happened a
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: very long time ago, and they elevate not only her
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: but the whole damn family. Yeah to what they've done.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: And so many of these little fucking haters are like,
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: like I am from money, and it's like I know
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: so many little fuck ups in LA who are like
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: the sons and daughters of very wealthy, famous people, and
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: they don't have a brand that's worth a billion dollars.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: They're not pulling all nighters to do press and work
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: like ye just saying.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: And we we understand. And it seems as they understand
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: as well that it is. They are privileged and they
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: come from privilege. But you still, it's not like they
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: don't have to work their ass off to get where
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: they are.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: See that bothered me when so many people, and definitely
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: they're privileged. I'm privileged. Yes, yes, it is like I'm
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not blind to that. Absolutely. But when Kim Kardashian
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: did that interview and she said so many people don't
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: want to work these days, get off your ass and work,
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: I took that a little bit differently. She wasn't saying
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: get off your ass and you should be a you're
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: not a billionaire because you don't work, right. That wasn't
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: where she was hitting right. And by the way, if
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: you're a billionaire and you're telling me to get off
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: my ass and work, I'm listening to you, because becoming
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: a billionaire is not easy. Yeah. I don't care where
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: you like, it's just it's not I know a lot
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: of people who have come from nothing and built incredible things.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: They're still not billionaires, right right. You know, that's just
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: an insane amount of money. To be honest, I don't
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: think anybody needs to be a billionaire. I think there's
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: just so many homeless people and all I'm like, I
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: don't understand. I just don't think people need to be
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: worth that much money, or.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: If you are going to be worth that much money,
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: let's find solutions and a cause that needs some serious
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: as something needs to happen where these extremely wealthy people are.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Because I look at it and they're like, oh, yeah,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: this person only pays this in taxes. I'm like, are
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: you kidding me? I'm at forty eight percent classic And
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: by the way, I will go to my person who
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: handles my funds, and I'm like, can we write off outfits?
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Because if I'm wearing it for vander Pump, which is work,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: there are more times than not I'm not gonna wear
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: it again. I'm purchasing it because I'm working. And my
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: dude is like, no, no, really yes. But back to
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: what she was saying, Yeah, about the getting I think
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: people in the younger generation are very lazy. A lot
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: of people are. They want everything to be handed to them, right, yes,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: and I get it. But I want everything to be
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: handed to me too, I.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: Know, and I really do what she I think specified
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: it may have been Gail King interview. She did an
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: interview and she specified that she was asked a question
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: beforehand that I don't know if it made it to air,
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: but it may. It changed her tone because basically the
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: question had the tone of what do you think about
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: being famous for just being famous?
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: And it changed her tone. You could say, I could
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: totally yeah, because.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: She was like, but that's not at this point in
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: my life, that's not it. I'm not famous for just
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: being famous. Look at what I've bien.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Correct. So then her tone changed.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: So then the next question after that is what made
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: her say, like, get off your ass and work.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: And she did clarify, of course there are.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Women and single mothers and young people that wake up
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: every day and work from four am to eleven.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: But by the way, she's not talking about those people. No,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: And she made that clear. She's not talking Later on,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: if you have a job and you're going to work,
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: she's not talking about you, right, Yeah, she's not even
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: if you're working, whether you're working at a department store,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: you're the CEO of Amazon, whether you're working at seven eleven,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: you're creating content for TikTok. She's not talking to you. Yeah,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: that's what I gathered from it. And by the way,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: when I heard her say that, I was like, Lala,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: you are motherfucking lazy. I'm gonna get your ass.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: But you heard Kim get your ass up and work.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, So that's what I gathered from it. I am
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: completely obsessed. So you like the new one with I
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: probably would have liked other seasons. I just didn't give
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: it enough of a chance. I would just like tuned
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: in for five minutes, and then I was like, uh,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: housewives because right from the jump they're freaking right cutting
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: each other with their words. Right, it's a different format.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Do you notice that or did you not know the
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: previous keeping up?
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know the previous one enough to even judge
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: judge it off of anything, but you like it. I
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: loved it, and my favorite, one of my favorite parts
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: of it was and I hoped that two things. When
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: I saw Kim do the little like run through with
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Amy Schumer, you could tell it like humanized Kim Kardashian
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: so much because she was she almost looked overpowered by
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Amy Schumer in a way of like, you know, even
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: though Kim's built these incredible things, she's now doing as now,
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: which has some of the most incredible talent in the world.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: If you're if you're talented and funny, like those people
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: are coming out of us and l not saying every
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: single one. I know, there's very funny people who may
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: never get that opportunity. But you could just tell that
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: she was like out of her element. Yeah, and you
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: can tell there's many times that you put the Kardashians
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: in that they kind of feel out of their element.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: And they're more famous, more powerful, richer, have bigger empires
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: than all the people in the fucking room, right, but
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: you can still tell that they're humbled by the fact that, like,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: maybe I'm not the most talented actress or you know,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: they really.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: And she says that on the show, I think, right,
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: She's like, I told them I can't sing, I can't dance, I.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Can't funny when she says that, and she's because she's
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: that she's she's just being real.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: She's like, I know what I can offer, and it's
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: me Kim Kardashian.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I loved it, and I used to like not mess
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: with the Courtney and Travis thing. I'm like, it's just there.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: It seems a little like too forced, right, But that's
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: just me scrolling on Instagram. By the way, I'm not
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: a troll though, because I never commented that shit. I
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: only said it to my friends.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Good for you, Laala, some other people have to learn
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: those things. So your friend, Okay, you said it, but wait,
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: it has your tune changed?
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm like I want that. They're cute. Where's my
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: bald headed, tattooed drummer? Okay?
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Do you think they will stay married?
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Yes? I do?
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Do I think it's I'm like, oh, this is endgame.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: I think it's like totally effortless and cute and sweet
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: and safe. And to see him with her daughter like
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: doing the drums, I was just like, this is the
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: this is the cutest I can get down with all
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: of this.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Do you think it's too much PDA? Or do you
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: think it's cute?
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Because it's like, who cares? They're in love. They don't
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: give a shit, you know what I'm I have always said,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: PDA is so annoying and gross, but I wish I
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: could find someone that I just wanted to like, I
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: couldn't keep my hands off of. Yeah.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Now, yeah, I think it's cute because I don't think
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: they're doing it to put on a show. I think
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: there's a big difference between doing it to put on
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: a show, which I've seen.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: And doing it to.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Because you don't care what anyone else thinks, and doing
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: it because it's just in your world in that moment,
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: it's just you and your partner, and like, sure, I'll
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: grab her ass. I don't care if we're sitting at
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: the family table.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: It's very sweet. Yeah, just tell that they are they
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: like want to be one, They want to be living
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: inside of each other and not in a sexual way
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: like the soul may kind of. Yeah. Yeah, I love it,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: so I stand.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Congratulations. Yes, Lalla, welcome, Welcome to the world of Kardashian.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: We're excited to see where this takes to you.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I'm very excited. I have the fourth episode waiting. Once
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: I wrap this podcast up, I will be back doing
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: that because after we talk about this all the time.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I had the best time last night, but I feel
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: like my soul leaves my body. Yeah. When I have
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: a lot of interaction with anybody, people I know, I know,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: family members. When there's a large group of people, I
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: have the most amazing time. But the next day, so
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I'm feeling that today, Yeah, you've got to recharge alone, yes,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: or with very close like Gigi, recharge. Put very little
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: on the books for today because I obviously want to
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: be present. Yeah, you know what's going on. So I
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: asked you guys last week because you all know I
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: won't bore you again with my male dating whatever, but
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I asked a question like how many of you have
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: met your significant others on a dating app? Like are
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: you married and thriving with children? Are you still together?
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Like who has? Is it like a normal thing now? Yes,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: So you guys responded. By the way, I did listen
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: to Heather McDonald's podcast. She did like this one a
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: while ago, but anytime I drive anywhere, I always put
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Heather's podcast on. And she had this like Billionaire Matchmaker,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: which it really didn't have much to do. The podcast
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: about introducing women to billionaires. She was going through profile
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: dating profiles, and this one girl I guess in her
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: profile was talking about like her grandmother and how she
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: loves her so much. And the woman said she's got
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: to take that out because she's not going to attract
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: any men, like they're gonna be worried, like, is are
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: we going to have to go visit.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Your grandma all the time? And for me, I thought
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: the opposite.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I'm like, if if you just like in my profile,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: you need to know upfront that I come as a
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: package deal. You know, my mom is heavily involved in
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: my life, my little brother, my usband's you ess, and
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: then my baby. Obviously that goes without saying yeah, she's
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: glued at my head. Yes, if you're not down for that,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: then you need to go away because I don't want
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: to attract you.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: You're not trying to do the Let's entice them with
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: this one image of myself and once I get them,
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be like, okay, but.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: This is really how it is.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: No, no, because then it goes down. You may and
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: you can keep something up. Like for example, I know
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: someone this woman who is like a friend of a
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: friend whatever. Her mom is great at getting men. Keeping
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: them is a different story. I know who the mom
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: really is and she's fantastic, but she makes it seem
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: like she's down for sex all the time and she
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: wants to do this, that and the other, and then
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: you know, you become comfortable and she falls into who
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: she really is, which is an amazing human being. But
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: she's attracting men that are wanting something that it's like,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: you don't even want those men.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, right, she's attracting men.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: She's putting out vibes that aren't genuine correct and attracting
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: men who are attracted to those vibes and that facade.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: If she had put out maybe genuine vibes of this
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: is really me, she's going to attract the men or
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: the women who are, oh, this is really her, this
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: is what she likes. She's whatever, not down for sex
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: all the time or whatever. Right, awesome, this is what
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: I like.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: And I think there's a way to do it. Like, obviously,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: on a first date, I'm not going to just talk
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: about my mom the whole time, Okay, but on a
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: first date, I'm letting you know, my mom is my
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: rider die and she's she's in my life. So yeah,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: there it is. There's like a way to do it,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: don't you think?
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, And it's interesting because this is you now
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: would this have been or was this your thinking when
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: you were let's say twenty three or no, did you put.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: On I've put on? What do I think this person wants? Yeah,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: it should be to do that. What do I want?
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Because a lot of people that I've dated, I'm like,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: why am I hanging out with you? I don't even
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: like you. I enjoy you, you know, but what is that?
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I know when I was younger, there were guys that
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: I was dating and I liked who they were, you.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Know, like what do you mean like their personality or
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: you know, my personality was shit, but it was like.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's a football player, you know, people love him.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: But at this point in time, I don't need you
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: for anything financially, I don't need you to put my
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: name out there. Like I'm solid standing on my own
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: and it's not like what can I do for you?
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: What can you do for me? And if that's good,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: then I can do something for you as well. Right,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: But I just I'm in a completely different zone. The
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: people that I would attract now are completely different than
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: the people I would attract back then.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's like that's what you get for just
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: growing up.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, some of the people, including myself.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: I had to attract those people and put on a
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: facade when I was younger to note.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: And learn what I don't work, vibe with which and
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: I don't think a lot of younger people are listening.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: It was funny because last night I asked about the
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: emojis and I was like, see, you guys use emojis.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I was told it was only the older generation, but
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: you guys are using them, and the woman in front goes,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: that's because we're all old.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, A right, any bravo
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: for whoever said that, And I remembered, like, you're right,
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: like eighteen to twenty four year old or not following me.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: But if there are any like you're, you're in that zone.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: There's nothing I can tell you to make you switch
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: your way of thinking on how you approach a dude.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: And that's fine because it's going to be a learning
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: experience for you and you're going to end up with
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: a great guy when you're older. Yeah, and go.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: Through it and hopefully it's a learning experience because if
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: you are younger or not younger, but you do that,
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: you put on this facade. Be careful because I've done
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: it before. I remember it like eighteen, and it sort
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: of changed me as a person because I met this
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: guy who I I wanted and he wanted a certain
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: type of girl that I became. And then a year
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: and a half later, I was like and we broke up.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: I'm like, who was that?
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Who was I for a year and a half like
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: what that was?
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Not me?
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: And it's just like it gets a little scary, like,
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: oh wow, I don't ever want to do that again.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: I love that you said that, because I actually relate
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: to that a lot, So I take back what I said.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Don't fucking be that person no matter how old you are,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, let's teach self worth at a very
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: young age. Yeah. And it also depends on where you
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: come from, because at twenty four, a lot of my
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: friends were like three babies in and married for five years.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And there are no women or men in their
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: sixties right now who still are putting on the facade
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: it's all.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, by the way, I have a hole. And this
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: may make some people upset, but there are certain men
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: and women I see in La where the guy's like
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: old and I know, I know the drill. These old
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: men who are going for these young girls. It's a
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: very disturbing to me.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: It's interesting to me because yeah, I mean I think
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: a lot of people feel the way you do. Part
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: of my mind feels that way, and then another part
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, scientifically, because I do this a lot.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: What's happening, Well, biologically they are attracted because men can
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: impregnate women as they're older, like men can do it
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: for a long long time. Women it's younger that we
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: end up not being able to have babies or it
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: becomes a little more dangerous as I'm talking.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Way way older. But so then I think, oh, it's biological.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: The men, you're in your sixties whatever, and you are
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: biologically attracted to a younger, more fertile and this might
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: I just sometimes like to apply science like tribal or bio.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm telling you what Ocean Kent. She turns
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: twenty two to twenty three, and she tells me she's
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: with someone in their mid to late forties or fifties. Yeah,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: I'm going, what the fuck is wrong with this? Yeah?
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: And you're not dating him? No, absolutely not. And I
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: let a lot of shit go right if Ocean Kent
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: decides that she wants to go and be a stripper
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: one day. Mama will support her in anything and everything
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: she does. Again, I will guide her as well as
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: I can. But they come how they are. Their passions
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: are their passions. Where I will draw the line is
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: what is wrong with this sick buck that he wants
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: my twenty three year old little girl? Is there a
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: line drawn though?
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: For the age?
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: What if he's forty? Yeah? I have to think on that. Yeah,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I have to meet him. I'd have to deep dive.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I'd had to stick the PI on him, got to
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: get in touch with the ex's.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: The PI is going to be here forever, you know. Yeah,
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: but that is interesting. But I was asking you because
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: I'm genuinely curious. I don't know how I'll feel when
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: I have a daughter. I'll probably be like, you're never
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: dating the end, right.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Right, right right? I think a twenty year age difference
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: is like, you have no business talking to my daughter. Yeah,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: with a twenty year age gap, my daughter was just
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: born and you were twenty. You're a year shy of
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: being able to hit the fucking bottle? What do you
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: want with my kid?
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: But then I think when I hear a forty five
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: year old woman with a sixty five year old man.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: I'm like, my brain goes, oh, yeah, that's not that bad.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Well I'm a little scarred. Yeah that's true. You know,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: you're talking to someone who was in a situation and
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: is making judgments based off of my own experience. Yeah,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I could very well get over that. So if I'm
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: offending anybody, that is not my intention. You're talking to
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: someone who is obviously going to have to do some work.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: I'm judging everything off of my own experience. So we
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: went on a rampage. Anyway, people have been talking to
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: me about their men or women that they met on
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: dating apps. So this girl that I met, her name
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: is Lisa Marie, and she said that she's a wedding photographer.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: And she told me that eight out of the ten
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: couples that she photographs have met on dating apps.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: No, yes, yes, as of how long? That's what I
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: would want to know.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: She seemed young, she seemed she was younger. I mean
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: in the last year or two me, I mean, whatever
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: it is, I'm shocked eight out of ten.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my god, Oh yeah, that is shocking.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Were you shocked? Yes?
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: I wonder what the most successful app.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Is, especially because I don't know how to send anything
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: but emojis. Once I get these boobies done, oh let
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: me post in the cleeve, won't. I'm so scared.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: You're so scared really to get them done, or to
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: know to get them done, just to like deep dive
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: back into my sexuality right now.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Well, then again, last night I was talking about anal
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: but I'm like, safe, he wants to touch me? No,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: it's so naughty. Absolutely not. Yeah, my mom asked me
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: questions my mom again, it's my best friend. I fuck
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: with her so hard and she's so funny. Because she
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: asked me the other night would you hit that? And
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: I was about this guy else, Lisa, So did you
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: hit that? I was like, Lisa, that's why you've been
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: hanging out too much, starting to talk like me, And
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: I was like, would I hit that? That is so inappropriate?
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: I said that.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: Yes, dear mom, that's hilarious.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Hitting that is inappropriate. We can talk about it all
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: day long, but I'm not responsible for my thoughts or
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: what I say. I'm only responsible for my actions. Would
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: you hit that? I would though, if the time came,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, I would hit that anyway.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: The podcast Instagram page got a lot of dms from
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: a ton of you about finding partners on a dating app,
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: so we're not going to be able to get to
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: all of them, but I'm just going to go in order.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: In the case of you wanting to be anonymous, I
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: will just say your first name. So this is a
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: message from Jennifer. Hi, just listen to the episode. And
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: met my fiance on Bumble and we are getting married
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: in September. I was divorced after my ex husband cheated
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: on me with my work bestie.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: So I totally get the.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: Being grossed out by men, but I met the man
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: of my dreams on a dating app.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Wait do you think about really?
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Bumble, which I heard Bumble is the women I
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: think get like.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: A man can't contact.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: You unless the woman like So that's the first message.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, So her husband cheats on her, Yes, she dips
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: out on him. Good for you. I could never get
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: over cheating. There's just no fucking way. You're a badass.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: I support you. And then she so she joins Bumble
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: and meets the man of her dreams.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Yea, and they're married man of her dreams and she
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: put dreams in all caps. Oh, I know another one
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: from Caitlin met my now husband on Tinder. I had
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: been single for years and I just moved to Seattle,
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: where I didn't know anyone, so I did try to
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: decided to try out Tinder, Bumble, et cetera, just to
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: meet people. First person I met was my now husband
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: and it was an instant connection. That was seven years
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: ago and we are so happy and so in love,
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: truly my best friend and I always recommend trying it out.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Really m Yeah, okay, so I mean this. Can I
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: tell you this makes me nervous? Why because I have
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: never by the way, I grew up with the girl
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: who started bumble okay, fucking genius, and everyone talks about
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: how that's always that's like their favorite one, yea, their
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: favorite Danny atte because the female gets to do the
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: make them make the first move. Yeah. This sounds so horrible,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: but it takes me back to a time where like
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I was young, like young, like a child, and my
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: mom's friends who would be like getting divorced and they
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: couldn't find anybody, would be like, well, I guess I'll
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: join this to see if I can find my partner.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: And it just made me like so nervous. I'm like,
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: why do you need to join something to like? And
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: it gave you probably negative like well, no one worked out.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: They were constantly going on these dates and it was
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: never working.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Out, and it seemed like the last resort almost yes,
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: like I've tried everything, everyone sucks.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I guess, so I'll get online. That's how they made
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: it seem.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And at the time maybe that was it because
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: there weren't as many people online, right.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: But now I feel like joining a dating app, like
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: there is no difference between me sliding in a DM
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: and me being on a dating app. Actually there is
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: a huge difference. People on dating apps actually want something
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: to happen. Sliding in the DM is just basically a
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: booty call. You think, I mean, not for me. When
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: I'm sliding in the DM, it's like I'm looking for
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: a text Yeah, nice, real book wild maybe a little
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: face time date.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, that to me is wild. I have to say
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: a lot.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't like the fact that you could DM someone
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: in FaceTime them.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: That's like last resort to me. You're gonna see my face.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna see my face. And more times than not.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have makeup on. So when you see
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: me in person and I'm looking fine, you're gonna feel
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: like you're with fucking like Justselle, you know, because you've
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: seen me without makeup on. You see as bad as
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: it gets right off the jump.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: I always, always, even if pictures are exchange, always make
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: sure that it is with no makeup on. Oh yep,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: the first picture has always got to be me looking
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: like I would if you and I were to go
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: to bed at night.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Maybe you're onto something because when I dated people, I
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: would literally you guys, and this isn't a joke, like
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: I would bring my makeup bag to sleep over at
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: guys and these are boyfriends, and then like in the
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: morning like quickly put on Mesca or something. But then
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: when I met Kyle accidentally, I met him looking no
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: makeup I had it was a night class, greasy hair,
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: giant sweats, and met him and I was like, well,
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: I guess I'm just gonna have to charm him with
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: my personality.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: And well, yes, because then your most authentic self comes
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: out because you're in your most vulnerable state, Like the
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: only way you could be more vulnerable is naked with
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: your legspread? Yes, no, you're onto something.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: And then because then the first state he was like,
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: I was wondering why he was so like.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Wow, yes, whoa see you were Giselle to him because
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: he had seen you Like this is as bad as
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: it gets.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, give him the worst and fast.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: That's why I will post photos on my story of
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: me with Zi creamon, because there could be nights we
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: spend together and I got a kure acne. Yes, this
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: is what it looks like. Yeah, that's just what I'm
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: into hot tips. Hear it from from Lalla. That's am
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: I onto something? You might be onto something, by the way,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: not weird that you would take your makeup bag because
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: my boyfriend when in college, he was in college, I
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: was not. I would take my makeup bag but also
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: my overnight makeup bag, which was filled with organic makeup,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: and I would close the door, shower, wash my face,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: and then I would put on nighttime makeup to go
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: to bed.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Really yes, see, so then I don't feel too bad.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: No, I think that.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: I think a lot of people probably do it, because
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: that's what I would do. I would shower, close the door,
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: and then like I was like, I don't want it
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: to look like I have makeup on, so I'm gonna
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: put a moisturizer and I'll do like mascara and then
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: like maybe a little like glistening stuff on my eyelids
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: just to make me look like makeup free. But I
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: wasn't makeup free.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, I know you had like the natural look.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: And then there was a time, same guy that I
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: did that and I go into the bathroom and there's
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: a poop in the toilet, and I was like, you, motherfucker.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: I'm in here where I makeup to go to bed
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: for you, and you leave a shit in the fucking toilet.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: You can't even flush your shit. You can't even flush
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: your shit to keep me attracted to you, And I'm
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: here like making sure that my one pimple is fucking
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: covered up. You ass man.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Is the funniest thing ever. I'm so accurate, not to everyone,
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: but you guys, Come on.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Men are disgusting. Yeah, and you with your makeup off
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: will always be a billion times more beautiful yeah than
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: a man on his nicest day. Yeah, that's true. It's
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: so true. Even if you're married and in love, men
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: are just gross. Men are gross, all right, So there's okay.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: I think the bottom line is dating apps work.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I gather trust me. That's why I did
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: this because when I just to like put myself out
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: there again, I'm gonna know that's a safe place like
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: I'm not and that'ses do it.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: There are options, Yeah, okay, I.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Will put the PI on anybody. I swipe right on
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: as you should ups her. PI knows all about you.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: Don't question it, okay. Last one this is from Amelia.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: You asked for dating app stories and minus positive. I
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: was twenty six and hadn't seriously dated anyone in a while,
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: and my roommate made me download Tinder, which I was
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: very against because I wanted my rom com meet a
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: man in a bookshop moment. But whatever, I at least
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: thought it would be entertaining. I talked to a few
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: people and then matched with a man named Joe whose
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: opening line was pasta or tacos. I responded, pasta, I
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: don't eat meat.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: He asked me out to eat at a great Italian restaurant.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: I went.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Turns out we both went to the same college, so
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: lots to talk about. But he worked as a director
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: on a morning TV show and worked at four am
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Wednesday to Sunday. That didn't really work with my weekend
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: drunken confidence of drunkenly making out.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: So we legit old school dated for a month. He
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: picked me up, had a great date, and then he
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: dropped me off, didn't even kiss. We eventually established we
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: liked each other and are now married and expecting our
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: first child May eighteenth.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's coming up.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: I credit soberly virginally Dating for this.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Did I read that right? Virginally?
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Soberly virginally is that?
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah? It probably means that they held off on sex
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: and they didn't get drunk. Interesting, well, maybe they didn't
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: drink at all.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Tinder Wow getting married?
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Okay? Well, first of all, to her, congratulations on your
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: baby coming like very very soon. That is so exciting.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Anytime anyone tells me that they're expecting their first baby,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I get so excited for them because it is a
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: heavenly experience. The closest you will ever get to have
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: is when you meet your child for real. I'm not kidding.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I that's how I explain it. Really beautiful. Oh, thanks John,
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I'm serious. That's it's incredible. These are actually making me
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: really excited to join a dating app at some point.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I need to tell you this because I
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: just clicked on Amelia's name and I'm creeping her page.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: This is her bio Real Housewives of Columbus tagline. I
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: may run away from bugs, but I never run away
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: from confrontation.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Wow, I'm pressed.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: That's savage, sassy. Yeah, So what do you think about
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: dating is apps? After after just a few of many
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: stories and dms.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: We got Okay, so the ones that you read all positive,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: love them. But the game changer for me was the
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: first one that I told you about that eight out
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: of ten of her couples that she photographs are people
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: that met on dating app. I just think it's the
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: new to do things right. Yeah, and people that are
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: on them, I think it depends on which one, Like
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: I'd have to research, like which ones do people find?
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: It?
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Sounds like Tinder and Bumble are the most well known.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah right. I like Bumble because I get to make
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: the first move and kind of call the shots, and
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: that's the virgo in me. I like to maintain control.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: Oh and you said Tinder and Bumble. My friend Olivia,
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: who I went on the baucheorette party with in Miami.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: Is marrying her fiance Myron, and they met on match
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: dot com and her mom made her a profile.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: She set her up.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: And Olivia was like, absolutely not and she found the
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: man of her dreams.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: So match dot COM's another one. Okay, I love all
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, I fuck with match dot Com. The
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: one thing that I would have to probably put in
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: my profile is I am not looking to legally wed.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I would love to find someone who I'm head over heels.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I want my like Cravis moment. That's what it's called, Travis. Yeah. Yeah,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I want to like just dive in like that. But no,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be tied to you in a
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: way that I can't get out of right, right, like
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: just a simple like ceremony committing ourselves in front of
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: God and then let's like put the rest of it.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I don't I'm not trying to do that. That was
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: not legally married. I don't want to ever legally get married.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Wow, I didn't know that. Yeah, what's the benefit of
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: it then, because literally there's a lot of benefit, is there?
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Okay it doesn't work out, there's a lot of shit.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, because I always said, I mean Kyle and
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: I I for like, since I met Kyle, I'm like.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Why do people get married?
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: I get it, that's because I was always like, I
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: get its tradition, but is it like for finance and
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: tax breaks?
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Like why? So that's interesting? Well, I think for taxes
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: it helps if you're married. Yeah, it obviously, but it
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: complicates things a lot if you are. I mean, you
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: inherit their debts. If they're involved in lawsuits, you could
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: inherit that burden and I just don't want to be
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: attached to you like that.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, that's interesting. You say that because when I
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: met Kyl, I said, we're not getting married until I
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: pay off my student loans.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: And I just paid them off. I know. I already
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: said this as a DAPs for Jazz. So no legal.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Marriage for La La, and she's putting that out there.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Yep, don't cheat, be loyal, be my best friend. I
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: don't want to marry you, though.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Love it beautifully said.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: And give me beautiful babies.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: You already have the most beautiful and I don't see another.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I mean when I say beautiful, no matter what your
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: kid looks like when they come out of you they're
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: the most perfect thing in the world. Like, all you
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: want is to have a healthy baby. And I used
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: to look at people when I'd be like, do you
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: want a boy or a girl? I like, I just
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: wanted to be healthy and they were already parents to
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: other children, and I'm like, ugh, what like obviously, yeah,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: you know, so stupid.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: And then at my twenty week appointment, when I was
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: learning that my kid may or may not be okay,
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, it all makes sense now, Yes, all
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  Speaker 1: you want, you don't give a damn. So when I
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  Speaker 1: say a beautiful baby, I'm like, I just want healthy
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  Speaker 1: little humans running around me. This was such a fun podcast,
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  Speaker 1: all right. I love you guys so much. I hope
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• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening to another episode of
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