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5 Questions with ABJ Sexy Eddy · ABJ

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  This is a Ben Frank connection presentation.
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  One, we are back here at Labor of love euphoria here at Attic
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  Brewing. Man, Mania weekend has been
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  absolutely fantastic. And and here's somebody that I
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  I've wanted to see live so much. I've heard so many stories.
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  Our interview with Pete Delong. We've heard really crazy stories
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  about you and you have lived up to the hype.
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  Who am I here with today? I, I don't want to disappoint
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  everyone. I'm an older version of what
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  people saw. They have to Fast forward my
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  matches now. They speed me up to make me look
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  normal. But so I, I, I, I was the triple
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  X sex express sexy Eddie. Yeah, I I used to.
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  I used to love having sex in the morning, after lunch, in the
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  evening before I go to bed, and then in the middle of the night,
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  too. But now all I do, I wake up from
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  a nap, I jerk myself off, and it looks like a baby vomiting.
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  That's what happens when you get old.
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  All right? But I'm still here, OK?
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  Well, let's not. Let's get.
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  Into let's get into fun. Let's get into it like how you
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  said that, Like, yeah, well, I am ABJ.
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  The ABJ podcast Oh babe, this was meant to be.
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  Meant to be. What is your current goal in
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  life? To not die, You know, I'm, I'm,
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  I'm like 106 years old. I sleep in a coffin, but once in
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  a while they wake me up to do a wrestling show.
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  So the dust comes off and I'm like, you know, here we go to
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  not die. I I've LED a crazy life.
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  If I was a cat, I wasted 8 of my 9 lives.
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  So yeah, I'm really, I'm, I'm on the they're stretching the
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  elastic here, the sexy Eddie elastic.
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  It's about to snap. And it might happen right here
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  at maybe a week. And you're going to witness the
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  death of sexy Eddie. I'm glad I got this interview.
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  That's more views if you do, I think.
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  I'm going to die to my heart. My heart's going to give up.
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  Oh, we'll do it on your show. We'll get some ratings.
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  I'm going to die here, right now.
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  Right now. What are you doing?
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  To achieve your goal of not dying.
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  Oh man, taking naps. Naps are important.
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  Geez, I don't know. They keep putting me these
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  wrestling matches. They're like, don't worry, sexy,
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  it's gonna be an easy night. And then they throw me against
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  this monster we're doing with barbed wire and shit like that.
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  And like I said, I wouldn't do it anymore.
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  But just like I said, I wouldn't do tequila anymore.
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  But maybe a weekend. We all make excuses for
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  ourselves. So I'm like, yeah, when it, when
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  I wake up on Tuesday and I'm at work Tuesday morning and then
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  I'm like, hey, it's time for a drink.
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  I just make an excuse. Well, you know, it's Tuesday
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  morning, I'm at work, time to have a drink.
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  So yeah, I make a lot of excuses for myself.
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  I think you might have answered this already, but we'll try it
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  anyway. Yes.
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  What is currently holding you back?
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  Or a distraction. Pants, pants hold me back.
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  If I could be an always naked person, I I think that might
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  help me. I mean, right there, it'd be
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  like, you know, the waitress would be like, yeah, you have to
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  pay a tip. How about just the tip?
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  Oh yeah. You have no idea what's
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  underneath this table right now. I don't have no idea where it's
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  been last night neither, so I'm just smelling it and wow, it
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  smells like fucking hot garbage on a summer's day.
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  Who or what motivates or inspires you?
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  Rocco sic Freddy. He's John Holmes again, these
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  porn legends with the big Dong schlongs, the King Kong fucking,
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  you know, like hanging out with their Wang out, rocking out with
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  their cock out. Anybody who's who's just willing
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  to entertain, So what? Whether it be in the wrestling
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  world, the music world, or porn entertainers, that's what we
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  needed, especially after the pandemic.
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  Can I tell you something? We all need to laugh.
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  We all need to smile, and that's what we try to do in pro
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  wrestling. Whatever anyone tells you,
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  there's no one way to do things. There's so many way to do things
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  and that's what pro wrest and that's what I try to give to the
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  people. Make them laugh, make them
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  smile, make them have fun, Leave them with a memory because
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  that's what's important is that who wins or loses?
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  It's it's the memories you make it and how much money you make
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  too. That's a little important
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  because then you're going to go spend it on hookers or blow or
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  booze, whatever. These are a few of my favorite
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  things, yes. Are you great?
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  What are you great before and are you currently happy?
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  Who am I grateful for? I mean, you're going to need to
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  shove me, You know what I mean? If I get this fighting pack off,
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  if I can show, what am I grateful for?
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  Jesus. Been my gimmick for over 20
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  fucking five years. That's all I've got.
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  I've got a penis. That's all I got.
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  A cock. A Dong Wang fucking, a meat, a
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  packing meat, a packing heat, whatever you want to call it,
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  that's what I'm grateful for and Amen.
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  Jesus Christ my penis in Jesus Christ, praise the Lord, praise
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  my penis. Where can people find and
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  support you? When people find me, probably
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  behind a dumpster, falling asleep, you know, just kick me.
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  Make sure I'm still a fucking live.
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  You know you can find me at your local drugstore.
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  You know you can find me at your bar.
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  Probably at last call, you know? So seriously, No, you can find
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  me on that new platform. Sex you can find me on.
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  I think it's Grinder. Is that what the kids use these
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  days? You can find me on Dick cock.
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  That's that one too. Dot com or.net I don't.
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  Know dot dot dot cumshotyouknow.com.com you can
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  find me on what else is there? Oh you could please go to my my
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  go fuck me page. I I I have a go fuck me page.
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  You send me money, send me pictures of who you want me to
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  have sex with. I do I do it all I do family
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  members. I've I've I've given life back
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  to an 80 year old woman. I I I First off 20 years ago I
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  put her in a wheelchair and then I fucked her back to light.
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  Now she's walking again. It's a miracle I don't.
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  Believe it. You're like a modern, I don't
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  believe it, modern day Jesus. I turn water in to come.
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  It's amazing. Wow.
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  Holy shit. Holy shit.
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  Taki mushrooms monetization. Was awesome.
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  We did it everybody and now it's gone and now we'll end it there.
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  5 questions with ABJ. We'll see you on the next one.
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  Back five questions with ABJ so we heard 1/2 of the story where
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  you at a karaoke bar in in in Canada in.
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  Canada with the. With the with Pete Delong, Yeah.
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  What do you remember of that night?
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  I don't even know what I had for breakfast two days ago.
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  You're gonna ask me Years ago my pants came off a.
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  Few times a. Few the people asked me to put
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  them back on. When you tell sexy you do
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  something, I mean 9 out of 10 times I'm not going to do it.
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  No, no. And I'm like I'm going to pull
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  something else off. Did we get kicked out that
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  night? Yes or we probably came back in
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  forcefully. It was a wild and crazy night.
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  It always the nights are sexy and you always end up naked
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  again, you know, yes, I yeah, that that's how it is again.
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  I I say I'm just going to take it easy.
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  I'm going to have a little bit and then, you know, the beers
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  start coming. The killer.
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  Shots start. Happening.
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  Yeah, that'll do it for me. Yeah, you don't you don't have
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  to twist my arm to give me a drink.
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  So that's that's a weak, weak. I hope a lot of people.
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  Watch this week like like 6 people.
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  You 6 idiots, you better fucking get me drugged.
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  There's a couple rounds for everybody.
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  I'm trying to grow, it's OK. It's tough.
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  You're a grower, not a shower. Oh, definitely.
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  Oh, well, that's good. Yeah, exactly.
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  They all come in all shapes and all sizes, just like my women.
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  I love every every every array of color, every every shape and
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  size. I respect them first foremost.
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  And if I respect you, I will have sex with you.
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  All right, all right. I respect everybody, all of you.
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  You are all beautiful. You are beautiful.
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  And when how's that song going? And it'll bring me.
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  This is getting horrible. This is just like karaoke.
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  Karaoke. Get the hell out of here.