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Trick or Treat: An Unofficial Golden Girls Halloween Special · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: Amal and I is part of the Oddpods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Abby are you okay.
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  Speaker 3: It's the ghost of abby it's the ghost of be our.
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  Speaker 4: Third oh put some shoes on for christ's sake and
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  Speaker 4: some pants.
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  Speaker 5: And some pants well cat's out of the bag hey
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  Speaker 5: guys what's up it's our halloween first and last halloween
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  Speaker 5: special maybe who knows Hooray! Yeah, yeah. With us is
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  Speaker 5: pantsless Aaron.
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  Speaker 6: Put some pants on.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the trick or treat is that Aaron has no
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  Speaker 5: pants on.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 6: Is that a Snickers bar?
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  Speaker 5: Are you happy to see me? If you're another region.
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  Speaker 7: It's fun size, that's for sure. That's a payday.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Well, happy Halloween, guys. You know what's scary? Making fun
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  Speaker 5: of our male friend's genitalia. He just farted it. What
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  Speaker 5: else is scary is that the Golden Girls never had
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  Speaker 5: a Halloween episode. That's a travesty. We are spooky, spooky gals,
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  Speaker 5: and we love Halloween stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Love it!
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  Speaker 5: As such, well, and Aaron's here because we like him.
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  Speaker 6: Aaron's the spookiest of gals.
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  Speaker 5: We invited a boy to our girls' Halloween party.
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  Speaker 6: You better feel special, goddammit.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Because the scariest thing to any group of women is
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  Speaker 7: a man.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Someone write that down as a clip.
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  Speaker 7: Tell me you wouldn't take the bear.
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  Speaker 5: I did.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: He's married to a bear.
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  Speaker 5: Honestly... so she taught him english fantastic yeah yeah that's
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  Speaker 5: brilliant that's amazing you know we have a we have
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  Speaker 5: kind of like a bear cub that uh also belongs
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  Speaker 5: to us and james because james oh yeah in in
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  Speaker 5: the in the community is considered a bear cub because
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  Speaker 5: he's all cute but he's still kind of like rough
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  Speaker 5: and tumble uh a shout out to james by the
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  Speaker 5: way we just want to say hi to you our
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  Speaker 5: other spooky friend who can't be with us because he
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  Speaker 5: literally does not stop working in the month of october
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  Speaker 5: yeah um i literally just saw him as the tin
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  Speaker 5: man the other day and some social media stuff and
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  Speaker 5: i was like oh my god it's it's the tin
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  Speaker 5: man and then later i saw him with his like
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  Speaker 5: spooky stilt stuff and he was with This gal, Rachel,
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  Speaker 5: that I used to do that dinner or the mystery
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  Speaker 5: theater up here with, with my dad. My dad still does.
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  Speaker 5: But I was like, no, this is just work for
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  Speaker 5: a stipend. Wrangling drunk adults is not theater.
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  Speaker 6: Your dad may need to be on the mystery dinner episode.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know because we have promised that to Mr.
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  Speaker 5: Aaron Randolph.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 6: Never mind.
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  Speaker 5: But maybe Tom and Aaron could meet. Who knows? Who knows? No, no, no.
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  Speaker 6: If we got someone interested, that's, that's great.
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  Speaker 5: No, I, I, I, every time we go to book
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  Speaker 5: a new set of guests, I pull it up and
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, not yet. I like, all I think
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  Speaker 5: about is when that episode is. So I don't let
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  Speaker 5: Aaron Randolph down because he asked us.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you're dying for that one.
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  Speaker 5: The first episode he was ever on with us for Stan.
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  Speaker 5: And he was like, mystery one. And I really want
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  Speaker 5: to come back for it. And so, For three years now, two,
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  Speaker 5: three years, however long we've been doing this, I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: murder mystery, murder mystery, murder mystery. Just like every time.
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  Speaker 1: Forget.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Speaking of disappointments, this is my first time creating
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  Speaker 5: this variety type podcast. So everybody bear with this process.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I hope it flops hard.
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  Speaker 6: That makes it funnier.
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  Speaker 7: Great. Thanks.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, you guys are the best.
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  Speaker 2: Big floppy horse cock.
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  Speaker 1: Horse cock.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. Or no, listen to Blood on the Clocktower.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, on that note. All right, so we're going to
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  Speaker 5: kick things off. I'm going to share this next thing.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know that we'll be able to play the
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  Speaker 5: whole sound clip in the episode, but I do want
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  Speaker 5: to let you guys see this i thought this was
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  Speaker 5: the best way to start off our hodgepodge of a
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  Speaker 5: golden girls halloween special this is a tiktok and uh
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  Speaker 5: i think he's also on insta creator luke mcquillan and
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  Speaker 5: he does these incredible impressions and so we'll be right
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  Speaker 5: back yeah hang on.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, Erin just shared an amazing TikTok.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back.
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  Speaker 5: Alright, so my next thing I stumbled across, because you
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  Speaker 5: know that I love a good Reddit.
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  Speaker 8: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: Who doesn't?
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  Speaker 5: So I was on Reddit the other day and.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, it's the toilet paper dress.
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  Speaker 5: This article came up about... these series finale and some
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  Speaker 5: outfit things that were up for auction essentially and i
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  Speaker 5: was like wow that's rad and then i found a
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  Speaker 5: further post let me get rid of this guy and
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  Speaker 5: this guy.
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  Speaker 4: There was also the sunny and share outfit yes yes
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  Speaker 4: then i found this gentleman's name is jeffrey kardashian i
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  Speaker 4: will include these in our post so that our listeners
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  Speaker 4: can see what we're looking at fantastic But he.
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  Speaker 5: Is literally just Jeffrey Kardashian on Insta. Now, there haven't
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  Speaker 5: been a ton of active posts, but he has won
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  Speaker 5: these clothes as well as others. And you can see
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  Speaker 5: in this picture, he's also got Blanche's wallpaper.
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  Speaker 2: I love that.
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  Speaker 5: In the entire room where he has all of this memorabilia,
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  Speaker 5: he has one of the very expensive copies of Sofia's purse. Anyway,
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  Speaker 5: I just wanted to share this main one because we
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  Speaker 5: also see the other outfit that's in this picture that
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  Speaker 5: we're sharing is one that is in the opening.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. They even got the photo of it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So this guy has one of the larger personal collections
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  Speaker 5: I've seen. And then also, I don't know if you
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  Speaker 5: guys remember a few years back when these Spirit Halloween
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  Speaker 5: costumes were all the rage. But this Jeffrey Kardashian person,
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  Speaker 5: same guy, found this. or created this one for Frida Claxton.
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  Speaker 6: That has to be homemade.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: No way they would have that.
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  Speaker 5: Well, no, but this was like a, this was a
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  Speaker 5: meme thing. Like, I don't know what, five years ago,
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  Speaker 5: maybe that people were just coming up with the spirit
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  Speaker 5: Halloween costumes. But I want to say, so Frida Claxton,
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  Speaker 5: for those of you who don't remember, is the woman
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  Speaker 5: who died. uh, because Rose was mean to her and
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  Speaker 5: her costume includes bad attitude, prune Danish and binoculars because
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  Speaker 5: she was watching, uh, Blanche have sex through the window
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  Speaker 5: of the home. Yes.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And then it says pine box earn and great Dean
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  Speaker 5: sold separately. So they've even included an homage to the
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  Speaker 5: great day and peeing on the tree and Frida's yard. Um, Anyway,
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  Speaker 5: so check out Jeffrey Kardashian if you guys want. I
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  Speaker 5: have reached out to him. He's not super active on there.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know that we're going to get a response,
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  Speaker 5: but I have asked him to come on the show
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  Speaker 5: and talk about the costume. So I'm going to keep
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  Speaker 5: trying to get a hold of him through other avenues
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  Speaker 5: as well. But I think hearing how he organically, he
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  Speaker 5: has signed scripts and all kinds of cool memorabilia all
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  Speaker 5: over his home. So I do think he would be
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  Speaker 5: someone that would be fun to have on and quite a,
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  Speaker 5: wait for it, treat. But speaking of that, Let's get
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  Speaker 5: back to business.
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  Speaker 6: It's business time.
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  Speaker 5: It's getting business time. All right. So I have asked
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  Speaker 5: for y'all to please me. Yep. I heard it. I
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  Speaker 5: heard it. It's my fault. So we're going to kick
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  Speaker 5: it off. I want to do the I'm going to
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  Speaker 5: call this segment show and tell. But I have asked
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  Speaker 5: our three guests. very esteemed guests slash co-hosts to provide
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  Speaker 5: me an item that you would find in Sophia's purse
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  Speaker 5: or potentially her lucky bingo kit. And in no particular order,
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  Speaker 5: who does anyone want to go first? Are they really
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  Speaker 5: proud of what they have brought me today?
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  Speaker 7: I'm not proud of anything I've done today.
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  Speaker 5: So do you want to go first to get it
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  Speaker 5: over with?
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  Speaker 7: Sure, let's go.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 2: It's little Aaron Randolph.
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  Speaker 5: So, Mr. Aaron Randolph, explain.
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  Speaker 7: My first thought was this tube of Burt's Bees, hard
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  Speaker 7: ice for you, watermelon flavored chapstick.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 7: Because it was just about the one thing in my
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  Speaker 7: home that I felt sophisticated might actually have in there.
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  Speaker 7: But then I thought, what would Sophia have in her
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  Speaker 7: purse for comedic reasons? And that's when I remembered.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 7: I had this banana holder. And I just figured... yeah
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  Speaker 7: yeah uh i would just love for just just one
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  Speaker 7: day sophia to pull this out of her purse and
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  Speaker 7: for for dorothy to go ma what do you got
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  Speaker 7: that in there for and she goes well this is
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  Speaker 7: the only thing i carry in my purse that's all
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  Speaker 7: she's ever had in there it's all she's ever had
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  Speaker 7: in there.
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  Speaker 5: Okay All right, and because this was sort of a
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  Speaker 5: Taskmaster-style task, I do applaud that, in fact, on an
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  Speaker 5: episode of Taskmaster, someone did bring Greg a banana holder once.
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  Speaker 5: So I applaud the tangential relation. But okay, so banana
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  Speaker 5: holder and Sophia's purse. All right. Thank you, Erin. So
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  Speaker 5: at this point, I think, why don't we just go
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  Speaker 5: alphabetical or counterclockwise for me? So we're going to go
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  Speaker 5: Gina next.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Kristen's an overachiever. We might be saving the best for last.
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  Speaker 4: I thought when they moved out of their Miami home
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  Speaker 4: and went to the Golden Palace, Sophia would have taken
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  Speaker 4: a souvenir of one of her roommates.
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  Speaker 5: Since she couldn't take her daughter, you mean?
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  Speaker 2: Right, exactly.
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  Speaker 6: She'd want somebody to cuddle with at night. So I
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  Speaker 6: thought she would have taken Fernando.
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  Speaker 4: Which is a teddy bear I cut the ear off of.
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  Speaker 5: Fuck, that is strong. That is so strong.
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  Speaker 9: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 7: Shit.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, Kristen. I made this harder for you, possibly.
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  Speaker 7: It's okay.
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  Speaker 5: So Gina literally brought me Fernando, the one-eared teddy bear.
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  Speaker 6: Say Fernando.
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  Speaker 5: Now, if I ship you your ghost ornaments I made you,
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  Speaker 5: are you going to ship me Fernando? I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 2: If you want him.
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  Speaker 5: No, you don't get extra points for that. I'm just curious.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 5: Well, shit. Kristen, it's your turn.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So you said Sophia's purse or her bingo bag. My
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  Speaker 3: first thought.
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  Speaker 1: Was what lady in the late 80s.
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  Speaker 3: Early 90s did not have a troll doll in her
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  Speaker 3: bingo bag for good luck?
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  Speaker 2: What do you got, like four or five there?
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  Speaker 1: That's just some of them. I have several. Do you
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  Speaker 1: bring them to bingo?
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  Speaker 5: Several. Is that like a Mr.
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  Speaker 2: Potato Head one? What the hell is that one?
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  Speaker 5: Immediately disqualification for what is happening. Please bring back on screen.
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  Speaker 5: What was the weird one?
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  Speaker 1: This one is like a Mr. Potato Head?
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  Speaker 5: No, absolutely not.
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 5: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Like him.
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  Speaker 7: Please stop.
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  Speaker 6: I'm putting your extra eyes in your trunk.
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  Speaker 7: Please stop.
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  Speaker 5: On account of that one's eyes... I am prepared to
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  Speaker 5: give a score.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, task mistress.
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  Speaker 5: Now, is that the collection of Rust Troll dolls? Sorry,
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  Speaker 5: just real quick before I finish the ranking. Would the
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  Speaker 5: Rust Troll dolls all be in her purse? Or was
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  Speaker 5: that initial just the first five you showed me? I'm
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  Speaker 5: just curious.
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  Speaker 3: It's initial. You usually have a bigger one, and then
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  Speaker 3: they usually had a bunch of the little ones.
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  Speaker 5: She says this like this is common practice. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Have you never been to bingo?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, we used to go to bingo, and the ladies
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  Speaker 3: were little troll dolls.
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  Speaker 7: She's not wrong.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I believe you. And also your side story adds
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  Speaker 5: no value to what I thought would be a knockout
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  Speaker 5: of the park for me.
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  Speaker 6: You're tough like Greg Davis.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 2: You'll get one point and thank me for it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to give you two points because there were
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  Speaker 5: two Rush Troll dolls. But I was apt to want
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  Speaker 5: to give you one. I'm going to give Erin's banana holder,
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  Speaker 5: which should have been in last place, two points. Only
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  Speaker 5: because I'm penalizing Kristen's ugly troll. Please never show anyone
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  Speaker 5: that potato troll again. It is really. I can still
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  Speaker 5: see its face. The lighter's cool, yeah. Gina, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 5: you're getting five points right out the gate. Fucking Fernando.
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  Speaker 5: She made a Fernando from her house, y'all. That is,
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  Speaker 5: you maimed a teddy bear that you've cared enough with
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  Speaker 5: to travel potentially across the United States and back. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: all right, so five points, Gina. So....
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry.
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  Speaker 5: There's a lot more points to go, but that was impressive. Yes.
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  Speaker 5: All right. I just, that was amazing. Guys, you all really,
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  Speaker 5: you did not phone it in. You creeped me out.
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  Speaker 7: Really? I was trying so hard to phone it in.
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  Speaker 5: I think if you had stuck with the chapstick, you
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  Speaker 5: would have gotten zero points.
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  Speaker 4: I was trying to come up with how I could
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  Speaker 4: do chipped beef, because remember when she threw that in there?
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  Speaker 1: Or clam sauce.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: If someone had showed up with a jar of clam sauce, also,
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  Speaker 5: immediate win. In fact, I did wear my sandwich shirt.
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: It's a witch on a beach. Because I wanted... It
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  Speaker 5: was the closest thing I could think of to being
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  Speaker 5: Halloween and Golden Girls on account of the bacon, lettuce,
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  Speaker 5: and potato sandwich.
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  Speaker 2: What do you got?
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  Speaker 1: It's the Golden Ghouls.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, shit.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Okay. All right. Well, speaking of Golden Girls, I think
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  Speaker 5: that maybe it's time to roll into the next thing here.
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  Speaker 9: Excuse me.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, Abby. Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Excuse me. Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 2: What's up?
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  Speaker 9: Okay, it's time to play the next game.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you, Abby.
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  Speaker 2: Go keep Bea Arthur entertained.
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  Speaker 5: Was that it? Yeah, I don't like you. You're giving
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  Speaker 5: me a bath today. That's fair. All right. That's fair. Okay.
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  Speaker 5: There might not be cheesecake guys. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: She got, she got a book.
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  Speaker 6: She's not mad at us.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. Just, there will only be three cheesecakes, not four.
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  Speaker 5: I see. All right.
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  Speaker 1: That's cool.
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  Speaker 5: That's cool. Well, so, because I love BFYCW and Sir
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  Speaker 5: Aaron Randolph, we've knighted you now. You're welcome so much.
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  Speaker 5: It's because of your, uh, acumen as a writer.
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  Speaker 7: Carry on, please. Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Um, I love your pitch me game that you do
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  Speaker 5: on BFYT.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I also feel like out of everyone that's ever done that,
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty high in like the top list for my, uh,
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: freaky high day, Kevin Smith, uh, freaky Friday film idea.
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  Speaker 7: Hell yeah. I remember that one. That was a lot
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  Speaker 7: of fun.
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  Speaker 5: That is my favorite game.
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  Speaker 2: Who did he swap with?
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: He and Muse swapped. So Muse could not talk the
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  Speaker 5: whole film.
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  Speaker 2: And Kevin just gets to be himself.
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  Speaker 5: And Kevin just babbled like an idiot. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, my God. I would kill to see that.
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  Speaker 1: Right?
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: I would kill to see it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. So on the heels of that one and only glory,
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  Speaker 5: because that might have been the only episode I've ever
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: won of BFYDW, I would like you guys to take
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: that same valor, that same effort, and I have asked
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: you guys to pitch me the Golden Girls Halloween special
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  Speaker 5: that never was. And I have, in fact, put no
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  Speaker 5: limitations on these folks whatsoever. I don't care if these
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: gals are alive or not. I don't care what year
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  Speaker 5: it is. Just entertain me. Do we want to keep
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: same game order? You want to flip it up?
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  Speaker 7: Kristen, do you want to go first this time? No,
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  Speaker 7: I will go last this time.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, shit.
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  Speaker 1: Mine's probably the worst, so I'll go first.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. I just feel like yours is going
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: to be very... Anyway, go ahead. I don't want to.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: So for my Golden Girls Halloween episode, Rose has some
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: relative from St. Olaf who's passed away, and the urn
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: gets sent to her at the house. So she has
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: this urn sitting on the kitchen table, you know, and
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: all the ladies are like, what the hell is this?
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: And Sophia, of course, has to tell a story about
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: back in Sicily, how haunted urns are bad for the house.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: So she gets it into the ladies heads that this
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: is a bad thing to have in the house. So
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: throughout the episode, little things happen that put the ladies
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: on edge. You know, a door will slam or something
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: gets knocked over. There's a gust of wind and they're like,
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: oh my gosh, this house is haunted. Eventually, of course,
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: they end up calling Stanley because what are they going
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: to do? And Stanley goes up into the attic or
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: crawl space to check things out. And of course, it's
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: just a loose air duct that's causing these issues. Ha ha,
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: hilarity ensues.
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: Does he say his catchphrase?
• 19:14
  Speaker 8: Of course.
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: Can you demonstrate that, Aaron?
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: And when he comes through the door to fix or
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: to find out what the problem is, he's wearing the
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: hat from The Exorcist.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: I don't want to leave anything out. I like that.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: Hat from... I could see that being an episode. Exorcist.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: I feel like that would be the B-plot episode because
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: that's a little crazier that this haunted urn and But
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: I do like that. Okay. um i thought maybe you
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: were going to marguerite direction there for a second um
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: when you said stuff was happening that housekeeper anyway um.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: The lady who cursed them yeah and then it was
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: like the guy had his own hemorrhoid And he was.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Like from Brooklyn or whatever.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Or Boyle or whatever he is.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: All right. I have them all in the notes and
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: I do like that. I think that's fun. I was
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: going to say before you started, but I didn't want
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: to sway you. I did think it was going to
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: be pretty heavily Rose focused because you love her St.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Olaf stories and her crazy St. Olaf friends.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: I really do.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: Maybe Blanche could see Sven again or whatever his name was.
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: Gina, sorry for putting you in the middle again. You
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: are up because Aaron Randolph demanded to go last.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: That's fine. He's our guest.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: My episode is called She Who Controls the Spice Controls
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: the Senior Center.
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: We're starting strong.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: The girls are introduced to pumpkin spice cheesecake. And they
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: just need to have one at their holiday party.
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: Halloween party. The bakery is all sold out the day
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: before Halloween.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Blanche decides she's going to flirt with the bakery owner
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: and charm him into giving them one that's already reserved.
• 20:59
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: And Dorothy tries to track one down all over town,
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: but people, realizing she wants it, try to extort her
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: for high sums of money. And then the B plot
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: is Rose and Sophia are just going to try to
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: make their own pumpkin spice cheesecake with hilarious disaster.
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: And I said, some herring desserts thrown in.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: Ooh.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: The cold herring?
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: Yes, of course. Do any herrings get shown up at
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: a canyon? Or a canyon.
• 21:32
  Speaker 7: Nope.
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: Cannon is the word I meant. A canyon would be
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: less impressive. That's just someone throwing a fish up in
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: the air.
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: All right. One follow-up question for you on yours.
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: Can you give me the title of that again? Because
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: I did like that you gave it a title.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, I based it.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: They like to do puns and takeoffs, and this is
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: a takeoff of Dune. I said, she who controls the
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: spice controls the senior center. Because it's pumpkin spice.
• 22:08
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: Go watch Dune, kids. God, that's a long title. Almost
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: negative points for the hand cramp I'm getting.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little clunky, huh?
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: But I do like it. I think it's funny. I'm
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: still writing it.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: I had 24 hours to write this.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: Alright, cool. Alright, last but never least. Mr. Aaron Randolph. Sir. Aaron. Sir. Aaron. Sorry,
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: I already forgot we knighted you earlier today. Sir Viscount
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: Duke Lord Sir.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: Why, thank you. Now that I've been knighted, I wish
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: to be shown proper respect. Uh, my pitch is, uh, is, uh, it's,
• 22:52
  Speaker 7: it starts, uh, rather, uh, benign. Uh, the ladies are
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: traveling by car together, uh, on a day trip to Gainesville. Uh,
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: Sophia has wanted to see some friends and the rest
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: of the ladies have decided to come along. However, it's
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: very dark and very rainy and they very quickly realized
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: that they've lost their way to their bed and breakfast.
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: They pulled down a road that, that Rose thinks is
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: the right way. And they eventually come upon a house.
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: And to get an idea of this house, think the
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: mansion in Clue or the house from The Seventh Guest.
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: It's very foreboding. And Rose is very scared, but Blanche
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: calls her a scaredy cat or a chicken or makes
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: fun of her for some reason. Whereas Dorothy and Sophia
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: are both like, eh. Um, so they, they roll up
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: and they ring the doorbell and, you know, a very, very,
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: very old, uh, gentleman in a very fine suit, you know,
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: a butler who seems to be half dead already, uh,
• 23:56
  Speaker 7: answers the door. Uh, may I help you? She's like, sorry,
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: we're looking for our bed and breakfast. And he goes
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: right this way, please. Uh, and he leads them into
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: a large foyer, uh, And a very flamboyant, uh, man
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: in his, uh, fifties wearing a, like, uh, like a
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: purple suit, uh, is standing at the top of the stairs. Uh,
• 24:24
  Speaker 7: and he just waves an arm and he's like, welcome
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: to the dead and breakfast. And the girls are like, what?
• 24:32
  Speaker 7: And he's like, nevermind that let's move on. Um, yeah,
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: I hope you'll enjoy your stay. Uh, uh, Chateau, we'll
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: show you to your rooms. And please, I hope you'll
• 24:42
  Speaker 7: get along with our other guests. And in walks.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: And in walks a blonde man in an ascot, a
• 24:58
  Speaker 7: redhead in a purple dress, a bespectacled girl in an
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: orange sweater, and a slacker in a green t-shirt. And
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: they happen to have a great day with them. they
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: meet and they describe pleasantries but the butler chateau eventually
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: leads them to their rooms for the night however it's
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: not long before they're harassed by a ghost and it
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: scares the crap out of them and mayhem ensues people
• 25:28
  Speaker 7: start chasing people everywhere it gets to be a bit
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: bananas and the whole thing is eventually resolved when Sophia
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: gooses Rose causing her to accidentally knock over a tray
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: table over which the ghost then trips and falls. And
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: Fred is able to get a hold of the gentleman
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: and pulls him up and everyone's like, who is the
• 25:51
  Speaker 7: ghost that's been doing this? And they rip the head
• 25:53
  Speaker 7: off and it's Chateau the butler. And they're like, you?
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: I was expecting the gentleman who owned the house. Why
• 26:02
  Speaker 7: would you do these things? And he's like, curse it!
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: I would have been fine. I would have gotten away
• 26:06
  Speaker 7: with it if it weren't for these pesky old ladies.
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: And he gets carted off to jail, and they do
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: eventually enjoy the rest of their stay at the dead
• 26:17
  Speaker 7: B & B. And it's called Scooby Don't.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Can I ask a follow-up? Yes, you can.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, please.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: Is the man in the purple outfit that we meet,
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: can that be played by Vincent Price?
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: Oh my god, yes.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: 100%. He has to be.
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: The whole point was that you were supposed to believe
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: he's the one behind it, and nope, it's actually the butler.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Chateau.
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: Chateau.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: And his brother, Chateau.
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: Chateau and his brother, Manor House.
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: Their sister, Latrine.
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: And his cousin, Lakeside Villa.
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, and their younger step-sibling, well, his name would be
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: Guest Cottage.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Carriage house.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 27:18
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: I just want to say, when you were talking about
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: this initially, I scrolled down at the bottom of my
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: page to keep it away from the text, not knowing
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: how long your pitch was going to be. I thought
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: I had room, and I wrote down, dead in breakfast.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: And when you said dead in breakfast, my eyes lit up.
• 27:37
  Speaker 7: I was like, this is.
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: What I wanted it to be.
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: You said that thing.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: These were strong entries, I gotta say.
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: I mean, we're going up against an actual writer who's published.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so this was not fair at all. But that's cool.
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: But I feel like I cheated a little bit, because
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: I made it a crossover.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: A double crossover.
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: The ladies stuck to their own guns, so.
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: Were those people just supposed to be the Scooby-Doo gang?
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Because I also thought you were saying they were Clue
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: because of the purple and the orange and the green.
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, no. I wasn't trying to bring Clue.
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: I was using Clue as an example of what kind
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: of building we were looking at. There would be room
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: for shenanigans.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I got Rocky Horror vibes at first.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: I was going to ask you if the car stopped
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: because it was frightened, and then you didn't. All right.
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: So I think, yeah, Erin, you screwed yourself out of
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: first place on this, definitely, by pointing out to me
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: that you did detract from the main girls by bringing
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: the Scooby-Doo gang in.
• 28:41
  Speaker 7: Okay. As it happens, I don't care.
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, I see.
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: Stand up for your art, Erin.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: I see. This is what happens when we let you
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: play games. Okay, that's cool.
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: I'm knighted today. I don't care.
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: I'm knighted today. All right. So, Kristen, I'm sorry. This
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: is not my intent. Honestly, I thought you were going
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: to win the episode. No. So I'm going to go
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: ahead and excuse you.
• 29:07
  Speaker 7: But you're not going to win the episode.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: No, I know I wasn't.
• 29:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: I can quiz. I can't be creative.
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: I don't often beat Kristen at things.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: I like the haunted hern. The haunted hern. There's no
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: H in hern, guys. The hern.
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: It's the British pronunciation.
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: It's a British female pronunciation.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: I like how she got Stanley in there, though. Kudos
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: for that.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: give Kristen five points for What was your episode title?
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: I don't know if she had one.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Golden girls halloween episode i did not have a title
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: i'm gonna give kristin four points four points for kristin
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: no title that's fine um no that's mean five points
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: i i liked the stanley angle so.
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: You lost that's there you go all right uh gina
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: i'm gonna give you uh 10 points because you gave
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: me a b plot which we all know is a
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: mandatory thing i.
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: Was thinking that when i wrote it aaron likes a
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: b Yeah.
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: All right. So 10 points to you. And then, Aaron,
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: I'm going to give you a solid six. No, seven points.
• 30:28
  Speaker 8: No.
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: Six, seven.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: Six, seven. Yeah. Six point five points to Aaron.
• 30:35
  Speaker 8: Perfect.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 30:37
  Speaker 8: OK.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: Now I want to say it's still anyone's game because
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: we have our quiz. Oh, shit.
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: Here we go.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Well, I was winning.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: Today because it's scary when you don't have a buzzer system.
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: We're going to go with whoever says their name first.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: We're going old school.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: Mostly because some of these you're going to look at
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: me like, the fuck are you asking us? But also
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: because let's just enjoy.
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: So what's my favorite number, y'all?
• 31:19
  Speaker 8: 13.
• 31:20
  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: I love the conviction of my best friends when I
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: ask them what my favorite number is. Yeah, it's 13.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: Good job.
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: I was like 420.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Just like Taylor Swift.
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: Is that Taylor Swift's favorite number?
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because she was born on the 13th.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. I guess mine should be the 14th then. Anyway, look,
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: here's the deal. We're going to jump into these. 13 spooky... Oh.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: That wasn't one of the questions.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: Questions. No. There's 13 questions because it's spookier. So, question one.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: When did Halloween become widely celebrated in the United States?
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: You want a year? A date?
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: Just like an approximate time.
• 32:09
  Speaker 9: Century?
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: I have a decade written down here, but if you
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: can give me, like, fuck yeah, if you want to
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: give me even the century at this point.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: We got multiple choice?
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Unless you guys know.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: Kristen.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Kristen.
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: The 50s.
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: 1950s.
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: Okay. Alright.
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: Aaron?
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Aaron?
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: Sometime in the last 1,000 years.
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: You did say a century would be fine.
• 32:42
  Speaker 7: Technically, that's probably true. Probably.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: Fine, Aaron gets the point.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Well done, sir.
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: Passmaster, he thought around the problem.
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: I browbeat her into bullshit.
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: What was it?
• 32:59
  Speaker 7: 1840s.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: I was going to say 1900.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: Now, Aaron, before you research that, did you know that
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: off the top of your head?
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: Actually, I thought it was like Victorian England. Turns out
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: I'm wrong. I also still can't really say the name
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: of one of the words in the quiz. Oh, I
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: can't wait for that. Okay, next question. Great job, everybody.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: That was a solid showing up.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Great job.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: In the Holiday Classic, it's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: what character believes in the great pumpkin gina yes uh
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: linus yeah.
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: I love that i knew that and i.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: Just you just sat here and stared at me i
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: was just thinking i was trying to find that so
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: i could show it to my nieces.
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: I realized i still didn't care.
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: Oh wow are you gonna be like this the whole
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: episode I'm a knight now. I'm making a trophy for
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: a one episode.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to be a storyteller and make him squirm.
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: Here's the deal. Let's make a side.
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: I can't wait to squirm, honestly.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: Here's the deal. I don't know how you can rig
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: the game, but if there's a way, make me evil
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: and I'll kill this fucker his first game out the gate.
• 34:24
  Speaker 7: You can't.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: Night one. I'll just fucking kill him dead.
• 34:28
  Speaker 8: Damn it.
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: She can only do so much.
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: All right, it's fine. You're a knight because I made
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: you one. By the way, I'm not the Queen of England.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: All right, next question. I can't wait for this one.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: On average, how many seeds are there in a pumpkin?
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: Wish this was a video podcast for Gina's face alone.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Gina, 47.
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: You think there's only 47 seeds in a pumpkin?
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: What size pumpkin? What type of pumpkin?
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: Erin. She said average, so Erin.
• 35:07
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: I'm going to say 700. Okay.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: You do not scoop 700 out.
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: Anybody else?
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Kristen.
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: 200.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: You know what? We're just going to call this one.
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: You're both about the same amount off. It is 47.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: About 500 seats per average size pumpkin.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: No way.
• 35:29
  Speaker 7: I'm actually 200 closer than she is.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, look, it's fine. We're going to give one
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: of you fucks the point. I was trying to build
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: some suspense.
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: Depends if you're doing prices right rules or not.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, god damn.
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: I was still under, Jesus.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: No, 500?
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: You said 700, didn't you?
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: You said 700.
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, sorry.
• 35:44
  Speaker 7: In my head, I thought I said 400. My bad.
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: Okay, well, you know what?
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: I literally didn't care enough to remember my own answer.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: Why did I invite you to this?
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: We used to bake pumpkin seeds, but my grandpa grew
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: the giant pumpkins that weighed hundreds of pounds.
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: That is a rose story if ever I've heard one.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: I was going to give Abby the point.
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: I just can't believe there's over a hundred. I just
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: don't feel like you scoop that many out when you're crying.
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you scoop out tons.
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: I was going to give Abby that point, but what
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: I've decided to do instead is I'm going to give
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: Fernando that point. Because he lost his ear for the cause.
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: Thank you, Aunt Erin.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: Yep, no problem.
• 36:30
  Speaker 9: That little Girl Scout tried to steal me.
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: Next question. What medieval English tradition inspired what we know
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: today as trick-or-treating? You guys are three of the smartest
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: people I know.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: What medieval? Are you talking about pagan tradition or medieval?
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: Medieval English.
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: Gina.
• 36:59
  Speaker 7: I mean, I'm sorry. These are not commonly known things.
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: All right. Okay. All right. So.
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: I buzzed in Gina.
• 37:07
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: We're just going to.
• 37:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 37:11
  Speaker 7: Wassailing. I mean.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Not buzz in twice before.
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: Him.
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: He wasn't really convinced. I wasn't convinced he had an answer.
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: Where am I? What's happening?
• 37:26
  Speaker 7: I said wassailing.
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: Okay, but that's wrong. So I'm going to give Abby
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: a point. Thank you. The answer, if you were wondering,
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: is souling. Wait, did you ring in, Gina?
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: I buzzed in twice before Aaron. Can no one hear me?
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: No, I did not hear you. That's why I was like,
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: did Aaron pose in twice? No, go ahead. Do you
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: know the answer? Pretend like you didn't hear me.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't know that answer.
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: I was going to say, when the kids go around...
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: Can you hear me?
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Am I breaking up?
• 37:57
  Speaker 7: I was going to say, you are quiet, so I
• 37:59
  Speaker 7: wonder if your gain is down so low that it's
• 38:02
  Speaker 7: not popping for you.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is not like a fuck Gina over thing.
• 38:08
  Speaker 7: We legitimately couldn't hear you.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: While Gina is playing with her audio, I would like
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: those of you who can see my background to please
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: see that I have a 1980s Miami at-home Halloween party
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: happening in my background.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Is that any better?
• 38:27
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: I think so.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: I don't know what you were saying, Soling, but I
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: was going to say when the kids go around banging
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: on pots and pans asking for pennies.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: No, so they would go door to door and they
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: would go souling, which then was what souling cakes were
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: that were handed out to the children. I didn't dig
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: much deeper. This was supposed to be a fun. Let's
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: learn Halloween facts.
• 38:54
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: What city hosts the largest Halloween party in the United
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: States and very possibly the world?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Kristen.
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: I have no idea, but I'm going to guess Salem.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: That's a really good guess. It is not correct, but
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: it was good.
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: Erin.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 39:16
  Speaker 7: I'm going to try New Orleans.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: No.
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: Oh, man. I would think they would throw a killer Halloween.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: I'm sure they do, but this is so big that
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: in some places it's referred to as the biggest in
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: the world versus the biggest in just the United States.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: Anything from you, Gina? You want to gander a guess?
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Las Vegas?
• 39:38
  Speaker 8: No.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: Good guess, too. That also has a big presence. It's
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: actually New York City. It is the... Village Halloween Parade
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: is the largest parade. And they have these big marionette-type
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: things on sticks sometimes. Giant puppety things. They go all out.
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: It is huge. Abby, you get a second point.
• 40:01
  Speaker 9: Holy shit, this is amazing. I've never even.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: Got an appointment before. Yeah, she has.
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she has.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 40:10
  Speaker 9: That's... Excuse me.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: And we knew that.
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: Wow. Mom, could you do the next question? I don't
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: want to talk to Aunt Kristen now.
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: She's a dog. She'll forget in 12 seconds.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 40:33
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: Well, in beautiful Des Moines, Iowa.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: I've been there.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: What trick-or-treating requirement makes Beggar's Night exclusive to this town. Well,
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: I mean, other people probably have Beggar's Night, but that's.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, so it's what Halloween requirement or what trick-or-treating requirement?
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: What trick-or-treating requirement makes Beggar's Night in Des Moines, Iowa unique?
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: It's okay if you don't know. It's not a big deal.
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: Gina, they're not allowed to wear masks.
• 41:12
  Speaker 8: No. No.
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: Aaron looks like he has to poop. Anything from you, Kristen?
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: I have to bring an ear of corn.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: No, but I wish that was it. So even though
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: that's not the right answer, automatic corn point for Kristen. Aaron? Yes,
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: that's your name, sir.
• 41:33
  Speaker 7: They have to go with their parents? I guess I
• 41:38
  Speaker 7: don't understand what Halloween requirement.
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: Trick-or-treating requirement.
• 41:44
  Speaker 7: Trick-or-treating requirement yeah or like what why would that make
• 41:48
  Speaker 7: this thing i don't understand this question and i'm remembering
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: that i don't.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: Care next time i come on bfy tw i'm gonna
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: not care all.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: Over yeah i am gonna i am gonna yeah shit
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: the bed next time you.
• 42:04
  Speaker 7: Like it I have never cared when you guys were
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: on BFYDW, so I don't know what's going on.
• 42:09
  Speaker 8: Oh, wow.
• 42:10
  Speaker 7: I don't know what you think that's going to change.
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen, let's thank Aaron Randolph for his last
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: appearance on Mom, Mom, and I. Look, here, the answer
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: is that in this town in Des Moines, the kids
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: have to tell a joke or perform a trick. from
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: the adults at the homes to get, like, you have
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: to do something. They don't just give you candy in
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: this town.
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: Oh, a trick for a treat.
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: That's why they call, that's why it beggars night.
• 42:39
  Speaker 7: You have to do a trick to get a treat.
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: Do a trick to get something. It's not just free candy.
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: All right, well, Kristen, you got the corn point. Abby,
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: you lost a point because you just shit a turd
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: out behind my chair. So Abby gets a negative one point.
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: And we'll move on to the next question. What product
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: is officially banned in Hollywood, California on Halloween?
• 43:06
  Speaker 7: Aaron?
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: Yes. Aaron?
• 43:14
  Speaker 7: Fake blood?
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: No. Gina? Yes.
• 43:19
  Speaker 7: In Hollywood, it would look pretty real.
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: Spray paint?
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: That's this close. If Kristen doesn't have a guess, that's right.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: You get....
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Film string yes.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: It is school yep it is uh it's officially banned
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: um i have to say i've been to the uh
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: hollywood and west hollywood halloweens and the aftermath looks like
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: time square on new year's eve it is atrocious and
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: so i can see why with silly string having some
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: of that like chemical shit in it they probably didn't
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: want it stuck to people's cars and stuff but yeah
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: or the sewer drains and all that crap next question
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: in what state is it illegal to dress up as
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: a priest or a nun on halloween.
• 44:14
  Speaker 7: Erin yes utah.
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: No gina yes massachusetts.
• 44:25
  Speaker 7: No That's an interesting choice.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Nevada.
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: No, it's Alabama. Abby, I guess you get a point
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: even though you shit on the floor. Good job.
• 44:39
  Speaker 7: Take another point away.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: Because she pooped on the floor?
• 44:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's still there, isn't it?
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can smell it. I can't pick it up.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: That's what's scariest about this Halloween special to me now.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: Negative point. Actually, Abby, you're back at zero now. Good job.
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: You did it. All right, let's move on. Just a
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: couple left here. What sweet fruit and tea bread containing
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: hidden trinkets is traditionally baked in Ireland for Halloween?
• 45:11
  Speaker 9: Hmm.
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: Well, it's not a king cake.
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: I love the quietness.
• 45:18
  Speaker 8: That's cool.
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: Should I just move on?
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Tell us.
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: I'd like to know.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: Barmbrack.
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: I've never heard of that.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: B-A-R-M-B-R-A-C-K. I also had not heard of it, but I
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: found it fascinating.
• 45:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: All right. So no points for anyone.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Is it like a fruitcake?
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's fruit and tea. So it's probably like a
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: tea infused fruitcake.
• 45:43
  Speaker 7: But didn't you also say there were trinkets baked into it?
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's like, they put little, it's like a, you
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: know how like with a king's cake, there's like a
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: little baby and stuff in it. So it's kind of
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: like a king cake.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Melted plastic in my face.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: Who's baked up babies in their cakes?
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: They put it in after.
• 45:59
  Speaker 7: Oh, they put it in after.
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: Then whoever finds it is the king.
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: It's just dead babies shoved into bread all over Dread
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: Mardi Gras.
• 46:09
  Speaker 7: Ever since I met you guys, I've heard so much
• 46:12
  Speaker 7: about people eating babies, and I just can't take it anymore.
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: Well, look here, buddy. Cloaca haunts me, and it's your fault,
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: so we're even.
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: All right, next question. Well, this short-waist triangle fire haunts me,
• 46:24
  Speaker 7: and whose fault is that?
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's fair. That's fair. Yeah.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: I recently listened to an episode speaking of things that
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: haunt Aaron and myself. I recently listened to a like
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: two ish hour sleep episode, like a sleep hypnosis episode
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: about the great molasses flood that if you think I
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: traumatized you by describing it, Aaron, this was like meant
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: to be slow, boring, but instead I couldn't fall asleep.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: I was like, Just like my eyes are extra wide
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: in terror as I tried to nod off.
• 47:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah. No, thank you.
• 47:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: All right. Well, according to folklore, what will happen if
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: you wear your clothes inside out and walk backwards on Halloween?
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: Good fall on your ass.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Kristen, you'll travel to the other side.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: I don't know what that even means, but I liked it.
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: I was going to give Aaron a pity point for
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: his answer, but travel to the other side seems really cool. So, Gina,
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: anything from you?
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: I was going to say die, but that sounds like
• 47:36
  Speaker 6: Kristen has it covered. Yeah.
• 47:39
  Speaker 7: I don't know if I should make you look stupid
• 47:41
  Speaker 7: and you'll probably fall over as my official answer, but
• 47:44
  Speaker 7: I'm going to say something stupid and say you'll have
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: a year of good luck.
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: I mean, you're the closest in concept that it wasn't
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: just like, nothing but.
• 47:55
  Speaker 7: No it was supposed to be something.
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: You'll see a witch at midnight oh um but i'm
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: gonna give kristin the point for whatever that was that
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: you said that amused me.
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: Go to the other side travel to the other side
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: yeah all.
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: Right next question who was the first first lady to
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: decorate the white house for halloween karen.
• 48:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah uh Dolly Madison. No.
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: But I applaud you for going back so far.
• 48:28
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: It was a risk.
• 48:31
  Speaker 7: I have a second guess, but I'll wait for the lady.
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: Gina.
• 48:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Lady Bird Johnson.
• 48:38
  Speaker 8: No.
• 48:39
  Speaker 7: I do like that guess, though.
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: I like that guess, but it's not.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: No fucking clue.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: Perfect.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Guess the first lady.
• 48:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, my second shot is Betty Ford.
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: Hmm.
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: No.
• 48:52
  Speaker 7: Just because she was so drunk. She's like, I'm just
• 48:54
  Speaker 7: going to decorate the place.
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: There's a ghost on the wall. It's Halloween.
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: Betty, it's Valentine's Day.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: You guys want a drink?
• 49:04
  Speaker 7: This is Ford. This is an Arby's.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Betty, this isn't even the White House.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: Give me a cherry tree bag. This is some scotch.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: You're welcome.
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: Those are Easter eggs.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Mary Todd Lincoln.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: This shot glass does not stand upright. Ma'am, that's an
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: Easter egg.
• 49:22
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: No, it was Mamie Eisenhower.
• 49:26
  Speaker 7: Why did Eisenhower come to mind?
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: I thought Mamie, but I thought Mamie Ford.
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: I was like, well, that's not the right name.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: I was mixing them.
• 49:34
  Speaker 7: Well, I literally thought Eisenhower, but then I was like,
• 49:36
  Speaker 7: I don't remember Eisenhower's wife's name, so I think I'm
• 49:39
  Speaker 7: just going to make something up.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Mrs.
• 49:42
  Speaker 7: Eisenhower. I guess I should have said Mrs. Eisenhower. All right.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: So two questions left here. Next up is one you're
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: going to watch me butcher the word if you can't
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: tell me what it is. Oh, this will be fun.
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: But what is having the fear of Halloween called? What
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: is that phobia called?
• 50:02
  Speaker 8: Oh. Hmm. No.
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't know.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Scared of pumpkin phobia. The guards are scary.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: I'm scared of the pumpkins.
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: 31st of October phobia.
• 50:25
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: Well, Gina gets a Uncle Angelo bonus point.
• 50:31
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: Okay so i'll just i this so it's it's that
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: word you can't pronounce yeah i think it's uh i
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: think it's sawan but it's spelled yeah i always say.
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: It what is is that that's halloween and like latin
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: or something.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: It's the pagan holiday of sawan that yeah is basically
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: halloween yeah which by the way are you a witch
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: uh no but i have a lot of stuff about
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: the that stuff yeah i find it fascinating.
• 51:02
  Speaker 6: Okay Learn about Samhain.
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: Well... Like sweet and Samhain? Not delicious. Actually, fun fact,
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: the Samhain Lake time of year, outside of, like, the
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: pagan celebration, but just the sort of what we would
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: call fall. In medieval times, it was a terrifying time
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: of year, because that's when you started counting what you had, like, grain-wise, and, like,
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: making sure that you were... Yeah, let's weatherproof our thatched roofs,
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: because that's a good way to keep weather out.
• 51:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 51:39
  Speaker 7: So.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: We got four kids.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: We got a couple to spare.
• 51:45
  Speaker 7: It's fine.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: And that's called Death in Winter. All right. Final question.
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: So we know that Linus is a fan of the
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: Great Pumpkin. But before we carved pumpkins, what root vegetable
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: did the Irish and Scottish carve on Halloween?
• 52:03
  Speaker 8: Gina.
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: Yes, Gina.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: I know this one.
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: Potatoes.
• 52:09
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Is that potatoes?
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: It's... Erin?
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: I've never been more sad it wasn't potatoes. Oh, it's
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: not potatoes? But it's not.
• 52:18
  Speaker 7: Erin? Is it a gourd?
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: No, it's not a gourd.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, I know what it is.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Can I go again?
• 52:26
  Speaker 7: You already said potatoes. I thought it was potatoes. Rhubarb.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Kristen, what do ogres have? Layers of.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, onion?
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: No, it's not that either. Oh, shit.
• 52:36
  Speaker 7: No.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: You didn't carve an onion.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 52:45
  Speaker 9: I did not poop again, but I didn't know the
• 52:48
  Speaker 9: answer to this.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, what is it?
• 52:51
  Speaker 9: Mom often tells me I fell off this truck.
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: It's a turnip. Oh, turnips.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Damn it, I thought it was potatoes.
• 53:00
  Speaker 6: With a potato family, how could they spare any?
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: Should they leave? Honestly, they should have carved potatoes because
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: potatoes are a hell of a lot easier than a
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: turnip or a fucking pumpkin. They're softer.
• 53:12
  Speaker 7: Anyway.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: Well, so I have to do a little math to
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: figure out who won this.
• 53:18
  Speaker 7: It's not me.
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: It's not me. Somehow.
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: We don't have to do math.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: I think it was Aaron.
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: Somehow I'm pretty sure Abby did end up getting a point.
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: I also picked up the poop. just a second ago.
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: I grabbed a glove and a paper towel from my
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: craft stuff.
• 53:42
  Speaker 7: So we're good.
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: It's less scary here by the minute. So while I
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: do the tally, we're going to watch this thing that
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: will be linked in lieu of a real Golden Girls
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: Halloween special. And in spite of a tiny little bit
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: of spoiler content, I have found for y'all the Every
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: Golden Girls Costume Ever montage. We're going to toss that
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: on while I do the points. Then we're going to
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: watch our special Halloween treat, which I will intro, we'll leave,
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: and that link will also be in the episode info.
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: Here we go.
• 54:19
  Speaker 8: Hey, Jeff.
• 54:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Jeff?
• 54:21
  Speaker 8: Remember yesterday I was telling you how I wished I
• 54:23
  Speaker 8: could have seen one of Billy Joel's sold-out shows at
• 54:25
  Speaker 8: Madison Square Garden?
• 54:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 54:28
  Speaker 10: I said you should go see Taylor Swift instead. She's
• 54:30
  Speaker 10: the modern-day Billy Joel.
• 54:32
  Speaker 8: Well, today my phone said I should read an interview
• 54:34
  Speaker 8: with Billy Joel where he talks about both retirement and
• 54:37
  Speaker 8: Taylor Swift.
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: Oh, man.
• 54:39
  Speaker 10: It's always so creepy when that happens.
• 54:41
  Speaker 8: We should do a podcast about how our devices are
• 54:44
  Speaker 8: always listening to us.
• 54:45
  Speaker 10: We already do. It's called Suggested Articles.
• 54:48
  Speaker 8: A podcast?
• 54:49
  Speaker 10: We talk about how technology is always spying on us
• 54:51
  Speaker 10: and how those tech corporations are such big buttholes.
• 54:54
  Speaker 8: Dude, you can't say buttholes on a podcast promo.
• 54:57
  Speaker 10: Dude, we already did.
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: Twice.
• 54:59
  Speaker 8: Join us every other Monday on Suggested Articles, the podcast,
• 55:02
  Speaker 8: on your favorite podcast app, part of the Odd Pods
• 55:05
  Speaker 8: Media Network.
• 55:10
  Speaker 9: Oh, hi, everybody.
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: Welcome.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: Welcome to, um, I don't know.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: Abby, we're in the middle of the show already. Oh,
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: I fell asleep. Okay.
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: That was a great bit you showed us about costumes.
• 55:32
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: So that was fun. So for those of you listening
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: at home, enjoying this in your ear holes or on
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: your commute, whatever, in the link of this episode is
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: the YouTube link to that TV Land video. We just
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: watched the montage of every great costume in the entire series.
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: It's about, I think it's like 14 minutes long. A
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: lot of fun. A lot of good moments in there.
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: They kept some of the dialogue to keep it fun
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: and fresh. And so we did take a look at that.
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: But what I really brought you guys here today for
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: was in desperately searching for some Golden Girls Halloween themed content.
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: I knew there was not an episode, but I thought
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: maybe I'd find some assorted appearances of the ladies and
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: other things. And so I did not exactly find what
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: I hoped for, but I did stumble across the Paul
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: Lynde Halloween special. From 1976. Holy shit.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: Betty's at least got to be in that.
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: Betty White is in it as Miss Halloween. And Margaret
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: Hamilton's in it, as well as a few other notable people.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: That's the Wicked Witch, yeah?
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And the musical guest is a new up-and-coming band.
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: You might not have ever heard of them. It is Kiss.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: We don't have to watch all of this. If you
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: guys get to the Kiss part and you want to
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: peace out, I get it. But I literally, I just
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: was going to clip out the Betty White bit to
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: show you guys. And then, I don't want to spoil it,
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: but as you know, Paul Lynn was in Bye Bye Birdie.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: And so we are going to hear a version of
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: his song today. In this.
• 57:15
  Speaker 7: Nice.
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: Very special, special. So this is also in that link
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: or the description of the episode. And enjoy along with
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: us if you want. But from us, as we slip
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: into our Paul Lynn Halloween special, you guys should slip
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: into a sweet piece of cheesecake. Ain't that right, kid? Oh, yeah.
• 57:39
  Speaker 9: Today we have candy corn cheesecake. It's free colors and
• 57:44
  Speaker 9: it's available to everyone but my mom because the bath.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 57:51
  Speaker 7: I'll take her slice.
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: Did you announce our winner?
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, shit. You're right. I totally did not announce the winner.
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: I forgot we went away. That was a tally break.
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: That's right. We watched some stuff, but I did do
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: the tally. So here is the final score. Abby and
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: Fernando are tied in fourth place with one point each. Which,
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: by the way, Abby, do better. An inanimate object has
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: the same number of points as you. Then in third place,
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: we've got Aaron Randolph with 9.5 points on a count
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: he didn't. Yeah, sorry. Sir Aaron Randolph. I should never
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: have knighted you. See, me knighting you early at the
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: beginning of this episode took away any fucks you had
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: left to give because you're a knight now and you
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: don't care.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: He doesn't even hear you anymore.
• 58:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: He's like, you peasant, shut up. All right. In second
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: place with a very, very solid 10 points, we have Kristen.
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: In first place with a shocking margin. with a shocking
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: margin of seven points. We have Gina at 17 total. points.
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: And she is our Halloween special episode winner.
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: To quote your co-host Stevie, y'all, let's go.
• 59:23
  Speaker 7: Accurate.
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: When it's just a power dive from a hierarchy.
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, what was that?
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: A power dive?
• 59:30
  Speaker 7: That was an accident.
• 59:31
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 59:33
  Speaker 7: Well, enjoy. I was trying to respond to a message that, ironically,
• 59:38
  Speaker 7: Stevie gave me, but I accidentally pressed down on a
• 59:41
  Speaker 7: clip from QI.
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: That's cool.
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: That's cool.
• 59:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's okay.
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: Don't worry, because remember, my mom tried to end the
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: episode early, so you're okay, Mr. Rand. Excuse me.
• 59:55
  Speaker 9: Sir Randolph Book Daddy.
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: Sir Randolph, where can they find you?
• 59:58
  Speaker 7: Thank you, Abby. Thank you very kindly.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: LTD?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, where can we find you, Mr. Randolph?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 7: Um, you know, wherever fine donuts are sold.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: Are you a policeman?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 7: No, I just really like donuts. Yeah, you can check
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 7: me out at BFYTW Podcast. You can check out my
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 7: books wherever fine and less fine books are sold. You
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 7: can also check out my brand new website. Brand new,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 7: so to speak. B-F-Y-T-W pod dot com slash Thane. Thane
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 7: is in all caps currently. Has to be. Because if
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 7: you do it lowercase, it won't work. Don't know why
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 7: that is. Still trying to figure that out. Web design
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 7: is fun, kids. But my website has recently been redesigned
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: and it looks great. Pretty sexy. There's also a newsletter
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 7: sign up thing now. I don't know if it's working,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 7: but I will check into that and hopefully it is.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 7: And then I can send you guys some sweet, sweet newsletters.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: I mean, you got three subs right here.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 7: Garbage. So look forward to that. Yeah, that's what's going on.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: Awesome. And where can they find us, Kristen?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 8: Us?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: You can find us across all social media at onlonipod.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: And you can email us at onlonipod at gmail.com.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 9: Okay, but now go eat your cheesecake.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: All right, bye. Boo to you.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: Stay spooky.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Even creeping it real.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: Creeping it real. What the fuck?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: Thank you.