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Matt Sux, Apple Sux, Joe Exotic F... – Tiger King & Puma's Hitler Sneakers · Multiple Nerdgasm

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I I think you should just get this off your chest look I mean we might need to
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do another Seance because I need to speak to Steve Jobs immediately welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy is he disappointing you or is
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Apple disappointing you no he's not disappointing me cuz he would never have
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allowed this to happen he would never have allowed an operating system upgrade
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that no longer supports 32-bit apps
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which is 90% of the games in my steam Library do you think he would care about
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that though cuz I don't think he was really cared about the gaming side of
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Apple did he he would have dangled something in front of me that went look
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I'm getting rid of this but man my system is now prepped for this other
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thing that only I can have now but Apple don't work that way anymore look man
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honestly I'm just looking at my dock here there's not a single piece of
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software that I use nowadays that can't run on a PC you hear that you hear that [ __ ]
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Tim Cook see I've never used that I've always been
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PC so and also how far back can you play
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a a PC game on your current PC into Infinity pretty much as long as it
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doesn't have to run off a cud ROM drive it's I can run it pretty
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much no I do have a city I've got a I've got a city ROM drive but I remember
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trying to play I think win Commander 3 and I'm talking not even this I'm
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talking like 10 years ago and it just ran too fast they fixed it now but when
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I had like just the one that I was installing off dis it was just far too fast and
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unplayable playing a lot of Windows games lately actually not a lot I played
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one game a lot today what was that two point hosp really Now's the Time To Play [ __ ]
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hospital games I don't know it's remember the old theme Hospital yeah
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yeah it's basically you build a hospital like people will come in with like a a
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light bulb head and you have to they go in they get diagnosed and get their head
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fixed and it's just a stupid game amazing it's just a a stupid simulation
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game that I played for about 8 hours today I can play a handful of games I
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did play one interesting game this week called The Rusty Lake hotel which is
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cute Rusty like make just these like really kind of charming but like oddly
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dark little kind of adventure games and uh Rusty Lo Hotel was really good
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something that was announced that I thought I'd never see a light of day I
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just got an email to say that Evil Dead 2 board game has shipped no so I should
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be receiving it like this week I'm still pissed off about the dice I'm I'm pissed
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off more about the not getting the dice that I am about them failing to deliver
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the game do you think there's a chance your game will ship with the dice or do
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you think that ship sailed no no I'm dice they've sold them off but like the
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only thing about the I can understand the game look we screwed up we over
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spend we didn't finish it we didn't make the game the dice existed you just
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didn't want to pay the money to ship them to me even though I paid you the money to ship
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[Music] them hi guys it's nice to talk to you it feels like a long time since we've
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spoken to one another it's been Agia since we've got together and recorded a
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podcast it has yeah yeah listeners if you heard a weird uh weird
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shortened St stilted conversation before this that's because uh my mic was not
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recording and I've had to make the best of uh of the content we had for the
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beginning of this podcast uh if you don't hear any if you're just hearing
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this at the start well but we couldn't salvage anything Matt we talked on last
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week's podcast about how we jokingly said that the way we record this podcast
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is that we record one person at a time and then the other person has to slot in
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their bits so I think the challenge for this is for you to put your money where
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your mouth is and for you to go and put in some witty comments into the
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conversation that Luke and I have had oh please do it okay all right y well it's
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not the conversation you and Luke had I mean I was present so when I go um uh
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I'm are you're just right on the ball I was present for the conversation I just
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was not recording yeah but you've got a do over imagine that happened in real
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life imagine you could walk away from a conversation and go no play that back
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but I'm going to redo do my
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bits yeah God can't believe I did that what a [ __ ] with what I've done it
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before we've all done it before a couple save files where I've
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had to just record the entire thing again oh damn well I've got I've got the
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recording of you guys just not me that's
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uh yeah [ __ ] stupid anywh who you just won't be getting your
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bonus I think this EP going to be riddled with in jokes that the audience is just not
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going to get because they're going to refer back to bit you just not going to
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hear I got to tell you I was particularly funny in this in the bit no longer in this
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episode I was very funny so what else has been happening in the world well it
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looks like we've got some followup from uh from last week in regards to uh amber
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Hood yeah yeah I mean this is hard-hitting news too mhm well I heard that she's been
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hanging out with Elon Musk is that a thing I I mean I don't know about
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that isn't he married to well he was dating um Grimes evidently they're no
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longer following each other who is
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Grimes Grimes is a musician I guess how you would describe her is that just his
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baby mama something that yes cool people people would know about and old men
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wouldn't is that why I don't know who that is she did a bunch of Apple
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ads don't know that helps well I don't know if you remember like apple I'm
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actually quite angry at Apple right now um for reasons that uh we're clearly
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stated in the part of this show that we're not going to play so yep well
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apparently she may I mean this is this is alleged right do we have any evidence
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that this is true but apparently she may have been fired from uh Aquaman 2 I've
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seen it from quite a few sources so I'm pretty sure it is true interesting yeah
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is that because of this Johnny Depp stuff or so yeah and I I think it's also
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because she's not a big enough star to to survive something like this to
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yeah yeah I mean not physically she obviously survived well according to this article
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she doesn't have any other work lined up uh well I don't think there's a lot of
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work out there right now honestly I've seen Aquaman and I don't remember her at
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all I don't remember I remember she the main character is she though I remember
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Jason Mamoa and I remember that mauy guy from once were warriors and I remember
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Nico I haven't seen it it's Got U I haven't seen it either it's got guy from
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The Conjuring who's in all James one's movies yes he's also there he's fine
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he's forgettable in it put a pin in that because I'm going
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to talk about a lee1 l movie soon oh so oh oh okay I know what I know what it is
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um I will say this news comes from a website called sausage roll so I mean
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this has been re re reported by small screen which is the article we're
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looking at but it does say this news comes from sausage
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roll so well that sounds Australian so
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yes I'm just go along with it it's not a new source I'm familiar with we can't
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really make fun of that name because you got to remember people get their news
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from a podcast called multiple nerdgasm do people get their news from us they
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shouldn't but maybe people do yeah why not if you're one of these people always
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fact check cuz we don't oh [ __ ] yeah well speaking of factchecking I fact
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checked by just scrolling down the small screen article to related articles on
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the same website as the uh the banner headline Amber hood is going to be fired
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from Atman 2 into this one that says
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Amber herd reportedly won't be
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[Laughter] fired but hold on that one was that that
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article's a month old the one that she won't be fir was a
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month the top comment she deserves to pay for her lies and crimes she should
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be in court for jail too what I won't see any movie that this
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violent domestic abuser and liar is in and neither will anyone in my family
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what decent person would J okay this website has a lot of articles about
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this yeah like I mean too many in my
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opinion yeah I mean this website is also suggesting that perhaps Emelia Clark
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could replace her but I don't actually know if this website has anything to do with the
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casting probably not this is okay so the article we're
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reading is from the 2nd of April right so it's pretty current but if you scroll
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down the article that says she won't be fired is from the 26th of February so I
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mean they've been on this for months yeah yeah 29th of February is this one
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amberh her should be replaced by Amelia Clark as mirror Amber Her has falsely
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accused Johnny Depp of abusing her when it turns out she is the abuser herself
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no well if you actually also look at related on the 10th of February there
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was a petition to remove her from the movie as well when you said you'd seen a
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lot of articles about this Luke were they all on this website cuz this
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website does seem to be pretty focused on yeah there's not lot of consistency
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though I honestly think they should just probably cancel the movie all together
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oh mate I'd be surprised if this movie is even going ahead is is there even
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confirmation that Aquaman 2 is happening I think if it hadn't started
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filming or was and was very close to finishing before everything locked down
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I don't know man I think Aquaman was very successful I think it was a big
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deal right wasn't it I think they made I don't know I didn't even go see it I
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think they made a three of us didn't even see it and the one who did [ __ ] hated it yeah
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but people don't care what we think well yeah but some people do but there's but
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there's movies that we we'd still go and see because yeah we should go see cuz
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they still might be good or whatever this one I had no interest whatsoever it
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was garbage Luke it was next level garbage I think it's available to watch
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I just have not watched it I just don't really care think about the kind of
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movie you think it is right think about the kind of garbage you think it is
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right yep yep it's not as good it's not as good as that not as good as that no
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it's not as good as what you're thinking I I mean I saw the trailer and it looked like CGI
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crap that didn't interest me I just don't
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understand why anyone thought that this was a good idea to make I think it's
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because they just committed to they committed to all of this very early on
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and I don't think anyone's got the guts to go we've made a terrible mistake stop
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but I mean again I I understand all that that we don't like it but I think this
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may have been the most financially successful film they've made that's uh I
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don't even know how to respond to that have you seen that the guys over at uh
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Honest Trailers have done an honest trailer for the hypothetical SN cut of
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Justice League oh no positioning it as the greatest movie of all
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time there was an April fools thing which thankfully April fools was pretty
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uh pretty quiet this year because the world's not in the mood for it but there
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was one that was yeah that the said that the SN cut was coming to HBO Max which
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is the rumor that everyone's [ __ ] going with at this point yeah it doesn't
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exist guys I love how lowkey April Fool's Day was this year I remember
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Disney Disney put out there's gonna be a DuckTales game and everyone was like
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[ __ ] really and they were like nah we tried to have one but but no one will
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release it I know it's such a sad April Fool's joke yeah no we were going to
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make it but then we decided just to make it fo's joke instead oh okay
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thanks yeah the art you saw from it was real but it's not going to be a game
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such a weird thing to do really is would have been a terrible game but anyway
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well maybe not you never know wasn't the the old duct Tales real good the old
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DuckTales game from the early '90s was [ __ ] excellent yeah they reased it it
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was great in the '90s no I've played quest for gold it's fantastic you're
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wrong no I've played it recently it's not yeah is that the one they
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re-released no yeah I think it is oh it's not a re-release of of quest for
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gold I don't think so Disney released a lot of their old games
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recently what what was the remastered one Ducktales Remastered whatever the
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[ __ ] it was yeah they remastered some game and everyone went Gang Busters over
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it [ __ ] I haven't said that in a while I'm not even sure why I said it no this
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is not this is not the old the old early 9s this is like a
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sidescroller is a quest for go where you fly the plane around and [ __ ] yes I've
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played that yeah when the [ __ ] did I play that you play the stock market and
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then maybe you played it at my house Matt it's a great game maybe you've
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you've got your Scrooge McDuck and you've got to beat that other duck to be
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the richest duck in the world oh I'm remember you can do it by any means you
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can just invest in stocks to to like get your shares portfolio up or you can go
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and hunt for Treasure and it's it's just
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cool great I'm back on good old games uh which listeners won't know that I was on
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good old games earlier because that I wasn't recording anything that I
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said at that point I don't see Quests for gold I'm looking for Ducktales I
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don't see duct Tales at all no ductal I seem to have forgotten my password for
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good old games Galaxy so I can't even get in yeah well even if you're not sure
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don't don't say it on the show well I'll tell you what it isn't it
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isn't the password I use for my bank account which is it's a weird
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password spell it it's an asteris so you watched a movie did you Dan I did watch
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a movie a lee1 l movie now lee1 L has made some great movies and some other
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movies this one sits
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squarely halfway between mhm no it's it's quite good I'm talking about the
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invisible man I've heard that's actually quite good yeah it's quite good look
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lee1 L is the guy that you get if you want a thrill SL horror where everything
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is really tense and then ends up exactly
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the way you thought it probably
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would mhm that's the Invisible Man and for starters I mean this is universal
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tried to still flog these old 1930s franchise properties yeah so is this
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part of the Dark World or whatever or they just abandoned it is but I mean
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it's not related to anything in any way I mean maybe they'll maybe they'll say
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that you know Dr jaal knew him or something but at this point it seems
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like a very Standalone film but it was it was quite well done it was very tense
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yeah I think Tom Cruz killed that Universe he wasn't even the worst part about that movie
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man you talking about Russell Crow I might
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be what are you worried he's going to throw a phone at you or
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something say russow is shitty Russell Crow used to be [ __ ] excellent
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exellent used to be I think he's still got it in him to be excellent yeah he
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just does [ __ ] now yeah I rewatched LA Confidential when I was uh flying back
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from La a couple of weeks ago cuz I just I watched a whole bunch of movies set in
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La got to watch movies yeah I wanted to watch a movie
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where um what's that guy who molests young boys which one mate you know who I'm
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talking about oh uh Jeff
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Epstein no no he likes girls what's
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the the actor the actor who M acted it
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likees boys yeah come on is this allegedly or is this a real no it's
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Brian Singer no the actor oh the actor who actually who works with Brian Singer
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occasionally oh the guy from Beetle Juice no the guy from [ __ ] Usual
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Suspects oh Kevin Kevin spy there you
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go you know how some people have face blindness I swear to God I've got name
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blindness yeah we've
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potenti about 10 people at this point so yeah for glad we got there in the end
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though yeah uh I wanted to watch a movie where he was the good guy so I popped on
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LA Confidential which is a great movie no boys molested nobody no well I
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mean somebody might have been but not on screen oh we can assume somebody was
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it's a film after all so the Invisible Man thumbs up thumbs down or just me
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look I'm going to take the Luke Alderson approach to this and I'm going to say if
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you want to have a look at it go and watch it if not well don't worry about
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it I'll probably skip it then speaking of thumbs up thumbs down that reminds me
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of the thing I was going to say remember how good Russell Crow was in Gladiator
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do another Gladiator I haven't seen
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Gladiator what what what just just yeah just never got around to it well you got
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plenty of time now it's [ __ ] It's Hard movie it's a good movie I don't
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know if he deserved an can't even talk an Academy Award for it but uh I suspect
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he only got it for Gladiator because he should have gotten the year before for
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Beautiful Mind oh yeah I saw beautiful mind that was a good movie but I don't
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know when I'll find time at the moment watching that stupid Netflix documentary
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wait have you not finished it I I watched the first episode oh for
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[ __ ] sake but no you can discuss it no I don't even know if you can do
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spoilers for this [ __ ] show we're talking about tiger well I mean the the
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phrasing that Luke has introduced this with leads me to think that perhaps he's
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not enjoying it as much as we did I think it's because I've only watched the
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first episode and from everything I'm hearing this whole thing like takes big
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twists and turns I think I need to get to really the third episode to really
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get into it this this show has no right to be as fascinating as it is yeah and
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actually the twists and turns Luke are not as important as you might be
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thinking my favorite thing about the show is that it is not even
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remotely what the filmmakers intended it to be when they started not even [ __ ]
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remotely yes that's right they was starting off it was it going to be
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documentary about snakes or something wasn't it and about animal
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and it's not even one of the things someone pointed out a there's been a
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bunch of articles about is it points out this movie doesn't [ __ ] talk about
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whether the tigers are happy like yeah they're not spoilers they're not yeah
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but that that just gets left you know by the well so much so that the the
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documentary filmmaker became a character in this in this docky Series
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yeah mate what a [ __ ] show so listeners if you've not watched the
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Tiger King go watch it I I don't even know how to explain what it's about it's
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just a man I saw a great meme the other day that says no one's born gay you turn
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gay when Joe Exotic says he wants to marry you
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that's I don't even I can't even explain all of the things in this that are just
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[ __ ] mind-blowing to me like yeah that he was married to two men neither
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of whom were gay just like that that alone is [ __ ]
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what and then yeah EV evidently one of the men his ex-husband is married to a
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woman now they they all are mate and later in the series you hear them
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talking about it and they they're saying it kind of like they got tricked cuz he
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was like yeah I'm I'm with a woman to be honest I've only ever been with women
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before him yeah how do you get tricked to marrying a guy M you've seen the
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first episode he's such it's just wouldn't you wouldn't you marry Joe
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Exotic come on Joe Exotic says Get Married you're getting [ __ ]
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married no I don't understand it either it's but I don't understand a lot about
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the people in this [ __ ] show I got one thing that I don't think Carol
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Baskin came out of this as as shiny as she was hoping no I think she thought
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she was going to be the hero of this and
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she is not no I I'm to be fair I don't think I like anybody who was in this
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show except for that guy who was making the the the TV series I [ __ ] love
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that guy that guy's great yeah that guy's great I like him but uh I don't
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think I like anybody else I uh I like the fact that that for those who don't
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know it follows about four or five different exotic
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animal dealers I guess and one in particular but they all all their lives
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kind of intertwine but there's one who somehow all the way through the series
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just [ __ ] gets away with everything I'm talking about yeah you know who I'm
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talking about uh doc whatever his name is yeah doc yeah the the the guy would
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gave himself a you know like an Eastern name the [ __ ] is his name yeah bav yeah
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yeah which which means which essentially means God yes
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yeah as you as you do yeah um yeah I mean he's also got a bunch of
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wives they all they all do they're all polygamous it's it's something what is
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it about collecting tigers that attracts
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polygamists obviously such a [ __ ] weird world that whole thing I just find
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it insane that you don't need a license or anything to own
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tigers do you not Matt you're American I
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guess I'm getting a tiger yeah all right all right then yeah you want one
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get one apparently they're selling them off but the thing is cuz they talking
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about how there is actually more of certain species of tiger in America that
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there are in the wild in Africa and Asia but then they comment on that in
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the show too and these breeders like yeah we're
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conservationists well then and then there's a whole episode about how the
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the the the woman you think is going to be the hero or and she thinks she's
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going to be the hero potentially murdered her husband fed the tiger and
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can I say that that film clip that Joe Exotic made where he wrote a song about
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how she killed her husband and fed him into the Tigers filmed a film clip where
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he got a look alike woman looks just like her to feed meat to the Tigers
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while he's singing there in the background yeah [ __ ] brilliant that
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might be my favorite film clip ever man I don't understand how americ
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the laws in America can say that you are allowed to go on television with a
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blowup doll a blow up sex doll dressed as a real person and shoot it in the
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head with a [ __ ] gun and say [ __ ] I'm coming for you you're dead and
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that's like freedom of speech cuz the cop that's my ride as an American or the
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sheriff he says I can't do anything about that it's free speech you can say
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whatever he wants as long as he doesn't kill anyone which that so a bit crazy to
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me well he actually says in there a bit where he says the law is not here to
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prevent crime it's to punish criminals after the crimes have happened yeah I
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think that's it yeah I to be fair I mean he may not have been the the best face
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for the uh for the legal system but yeah I do I do think he says
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something like that but yes I highly recommend you check out this show
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listeners and there have been some updates since then that the the sheriff
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uh in Florida has I think just cuz why the [ __ ] not has put up a bunch of posts
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saying hey you know while you're all interested we are you know the case
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regarding Carol baskin's husband is still open so if you've got any info
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give us a call I've heard that they are so only get a few more tips at the
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moment yeah well that's I guess the problem is that lots of people are going
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to be calling half of them are probably just all crazy people just wanting TOA
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be part of it and giving crap but you never know and then also this week
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apparently they're shooting a new episode of some sort yeah they're like
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man we got to ride this wave yeah so well Jeff low who if you've seen the
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show you'll know who that is and then you'll know why the only one who really
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comes across well well no he's I mean sort of he's still a dodgy [ __ ] who
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punches a line in the face yeah he's implicit in everything but yeah he's
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that guy isn't he jeffo isn't he the guy the guy with the legs right no no no no
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jeffo is the guy oh yeah oh sure yeah yeah oh no that
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guy's a [ __ ] with that guy's going to jail soon yeah well he said this week
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that um they're filming at the park like he said tomorrow I don't know what day
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this was recorded he he made a video said they're filming here tomorrow and
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there's going to be a new episode out next week which although that seems
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unlikely I don't think he knows how how how it takes to make a [ __ ]
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documentary episode but unless it's just one of those reunion type shows I
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imagine a lot of post production goes into these right cuz they must have had
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a ton how much [ __ ] footage must they have had of all this stuff right yeah
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well it was years it was years about something and half of it half of it the
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footage is from that guy's original reality show cuz some of it's
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from way before the guys were even filming that's one of the things that I
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they didn't address this but I was curious because they said they lost all
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that footage in the fire right there's a fire like listeners if this sound this
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show is [ __ ] bananas like the stuff that happens in this show you wouldn't
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believe it if I if someone told you this this was a true story you wouldn't
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believe them but there's a fire that destroys the TV studio at [ __ ] Joe
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Exotics zoo and they said they lost all the footage but then we see some of the
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footage so I was confused about there's clearly a lot of footage still there yeah well
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whatever I'm sure there's an explanation for it and it's probably not interesting
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which is why they didn't B with it yeah I promise next week I will have finished
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the entire Series in more than one episode I I don't understand how when
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did you watch the first episode uh a few days ago really the first episode didn't
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really drag me in that much damn man I watched the first one and then I was
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like let's settle in shame I thought it was bit weird and stuff and I I'm
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planning to watch more but yeah it wasn't like I need to binge watch this or anything
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H fair enough mainly because I was finishing watching Picard cuz I was a
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few weeks behind on that oh [ __ ] I got to watch that oh my God I just watched
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it there's only 10 episodes my God it is so good H I did this in do a podcast
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with Patrick Stewart the other week he was talking about
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it uh and it made me want to watch it so I will do that I'm still binge watching
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Silicon Valley which I'm [ __ ] thoroughly enjoying so where are you up
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to now uh I think it's season six is the last season so oh my God this yeah
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you've blown past me yeah well I recommend you continue watching cuz it's
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[ __ ] hilarious the bear is sticky with honey I've uh I've started catching
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up on uh Always Sunny I think I'm in the seventh season now so good uh the
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two-part episode at their High School reunion was [ __ ]
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terrific so good and then the next episode first
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episode of the seventh season where um Series right done by Hitler yes Max's
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uh Max fat in season six yes and he's skinny again season seven but he's not
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buff yet what did you say about Hitler where Charlie finds the painting
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done by Hitler oh the dog yeah yeah
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yep such a good [ __ ] show I'm actually G to buy buy it and start
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watching it do it you should honestly it's on so funny consistently funny yeah
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it's good there's like a couple of Seasons where it dips a bit but yeah but the good
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thing is you can kind of just I put these on right before I go to sleep like
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after I've already watched the film or you know what I mean like just as just a
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nice little little cap off to the day y they're perfect for that so it doesn't
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matter if they're funny cuz they're light-hearted you know yep yep so good
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um speaking of funny Lou CK has apparently dropped a new comedy special
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on his website purchase yeah out of nowhere uh which you know some people
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are annoyed about it some people are happy about it he's a obviously a quite
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a divisive character and apparently he
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does address you know some stuff uh in the comedy series which is you know
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always the best place to talk about that kind of thing is you know in your
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standup well I mean I guess that's his platform but he did say I know I know I
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mean this is only watch the special but he he apparently he says men are taught
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to make sure the woman is okay but the thing is women know how to seem okay
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when they're not okay okay so it's their fault gotcha yep makes
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sense might not be how he intended it that's how this article is yeah I don't
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think that came out what he was wanting to say at all
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mhm yeah well again I haven't watched it that's just a quote that this article
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has decided to goet you don't like what I'm doing to you just thought I'd
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mention that since uh are you going to check this out Matt The Comedy Special
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yeah you know what I've never watched a Louis CK comedy special I don't know a
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lot about Louis CK so I'm probably not
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going to I went through a a small phase
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where I paid attention to him because he was kind of doing that thing where he
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was just being brutally honest about things you know like and I found that kind of
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refreshing uh but it me it didn't sustain me and I'm not a huge comedy fan
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anyway I'm doing air quotes on the word comedy anyway yeah I I I mean maybe I'll
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check out some clips of it on YouTube that's how I usually watch standup if
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I'm going to watch it I'm not uh I watch I I like Ricky J I'll watch Ricky J's do
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you know a full show but other than that I don't know that there's any comedians
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that I would watch a full comedy special from no I agree with that yeah yeah know
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I just thought thought it was interesting that he's uh he's back
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basically or trying to be back well we knew he'd been doing shows right because
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that was controversial as well cuz he was doing surprise shows which everyone
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was like oh right still not asking for consent no but that you raise a valid
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point you're uh you're pun aside I think it's is anyone asking for him to come
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back and do stand up yeah people like him he's got supporters for
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sure I suppose you're right and plus I think this is him this is what he sort
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of does for a living so he wants to come back cuz that's how he gets paid yeah
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does he need money or is he all right that's I mean I don't think he
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he's like super rich that he doesn't ever have to work again okay I think
33:20
fair enough fair enough he's he's well off I would assume but yeah it's not
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like he's yeah he's getting off I would assume he's not the one who jerked off
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into a pop plant is he I think he is
33:35
yeah I think I think he is
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yeah I wasn't there Dan I wasn't there it wasn't me I can tell you that oh no
33:45
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bucks a month you get the Afterparty which is where we continue talking after
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this uh and usually Dan puts a bunch of offensive articles in there MH I've been
34:09
quite offensive on the main episode this week so yeah either the Afterparty is
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going to be tame or it's going to be next level offensive [ __ ] [ __ ] man it's
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going to be so intense uh if you like the show you could leave us a positive review on
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whatever platform you're listening to it on that was a horrible
34:28
well speaking of whatever platform you listen on I uh I realized recently that
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we we record pretty consistently once a week and even when somebody can't make
34:38
it we we still do a show we put out a show show must go on so there's been
34:43
episodes where it's just been Luke and I Matt and I Luke and Matt you know we
34:47
used to have a fourth member mhm but there's one voice that's been on every
34:53
single podcast since the first episode and that's the robot at the end
34:58
who uh thanks you for listening but I realized that uh that
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she's very specific about asking people to subscribe in iTunes yes and I want to
35:09
know when was the last time you used
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iTunes anyone every time I try to even log into it I struggle because my
35:19
account's been deactivated for not using it I've not even thought about iTunes in
35:24
a while no I don't use it either I I use overcast on my phone to listen to
35:29
podcasts and you're right and I have considered changing it but it is the
35:36
only consistent thing is that voice at the end has always been there yeah
35:40
exactly at this point am I going to change it I don't know maybe that's the magic you
35:47
know maybe that's how this whole thing comes together and if I remove it I
35:51
[ __ ] who knows I mean I guess it could be us or
35:57
it could be the robot voice who knows listeners podcast at multiple nasm.com
36:03
nerdgasm on Twitter multile nasm on Facebook multi Nas you listen to the
36:06
entire podcast just hoping that right at the end you'll hear that voice you
36:09
always hear if I left her off one week
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would you cry if Matt got her off one
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week so I um I canceled my Disney Plus subscription the other day yeah I
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canceled mine about a month ago cuz I don't have nothing on it no nothing on
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you figur there's you no time for watching TV lately it's not that it's
36:31
just that I've seen everything that's on there it's all they're not making
36:35
anything new right they made a new movie that I don't care about star child or
36:38
something and then other than that it's like stuff that I've I don't know I just
36:44
I own all the Star Wars movies and I mean the Marvel movies I've got on
36:48
various Blu-rays of things and I don't know it's just there's nothing on there
36:53
that I want to watch you still get the you still get Hulu though yes
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yeah yeah I use Hulu all the [ __ ] time uh we watching uh what we watching
37:04
on Hulu I forget lots of things uh actually Always Sunny is on Hulu I think
37:09
and Nathan for you and a bunch of other good shows but yes I canceled it but
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this article came out the other day and it made me interested to to check out
37:19
Leo and Stitch but then I realized I can just look at the article uh because I do
37:23
like Le with Stitch there's a change been made for Disney plus to Lilo and
37:29
Stitch and we talked about we talked about this right where they changed Home
37:32
Alone they removed Donald Trump from Home Alone two yeah we we talked about that
37:38
yeah but that wasn't Disney that removed him that was just the network who was he
37:42
he was removed triing at the time right yeah he was removed a while ago NBC
37:47
removed him years ago apparently but there's a scene that's been changed in
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Lilo and Stitch where I guess she's trying to hide in the house uh and in
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the original film she hides in the dryer mhm in the laundry and they've changed
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it now so that it's a cupboard yeah it's a cupboard that's next to a [ __ ]
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washing machine washing machine but and she's hiding behind a
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sort of jumps up and puts a pizza box in front of her yes now I could sort of I
38:20
actually do understand why they changed this and I'm not and I can I I can see
38:26
why like it's well dangerous thing to do yeah but it's all fantasy like don't be
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friends with a [ __ ] alien no I mean I get it but is I was there an incident
38:38
that sparked this and why not other things well there have been there's
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probably incidents every year where children actually die from that so but
38:48
not because they watched Lilo and Stitch surely maybe kids are pretty stupid look
38:54
I understand look Stanley cubric Made A Clockwork Orange which is about a cool
38:59
dude who rapes people and then a bunch of people got raped and so he was like
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[ __ ] you you're all stupid you can't be trusted with a movie I'm taking it off
39:07
the market I get that I get that but like this is an old
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movie oh yeah this this has got to be people just looking at it now and
39:16
somebody goes oh you can't show a kid crawling into a washing machine well
39:20
this is like remember Spielberg changed ET cuz he didn't want the cops having
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shotguns when they're chasing children but then later on he said nah that was a
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mistake that was dumb I shouldn't have done yeah he wish he never actually did
39:33
that yeah cuz cops do have guns and we're not idiots yeah they shoot children all the
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time this is America shooting children is your right but didn't he actually say the
39:47
reason why he did that is basically George got an easy uh I mean that was
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the implication but uh yeah well I mean
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Spielberg did put Indie crawling into a refrigerator which we also know is very
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dangerous especially those 1950s refrigerators yeah there's an episode of
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puny Brewster all about it oh that's right yep little kid you
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know there's a Punky Brewster reunion show coming out soon well I don't know
40:15
soon anymore cuz the world's turned upside down but yeah that's literally
40:19
the only episode of that show that I remember is the one where the kid gets
40:22
locked in the fridge because it was terrifying I'd forgotten that as well H
40:28
have you guys seen that episode of uh Different Strokes where Arnold gets
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molested by the guy at the bike shop no I've seen a joke of Family Guy about it
40:39
it's real and it's on YouTube if you type in Different Strokes molested bike
40:46
shop it's terrifying thanks for the
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tip that's just how you describe no this the way you described it was the episode
40:56
where he gets the bike shop type in Different Strokes molested Bike
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Shop well it's all about keywords Matt in case you don't know how to search for
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[Music] things if you've never SE somebody being
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before the episode is not known for any other factors other than the fact that
41:17
Arnold gets molested by the guy at the bike shop damn it's not like you have to
41:22
go oh and it's also the one where [ __ ] Willis wears a banana costume sure is it
41:29
graphic it's no I mean you don't it's still a fairly
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show going in no it's
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um it's not graphic but it is way more
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suggestive than a [ __ ] kids sitcom that's on at 3:30 in the afternoon
41:46
really has any right to be like um like an episode of Degrassi or something
41:52
remember how that show Wast it's de grassy level shocking to look back on
41:57
cuz when we were kids just watch de grass and we were like yeah he's got
42:00
AIDS what yeah y [ __ ] that episode where that kid has AIDS it's [ __ ]
42:07
terrifying yeah yeah and when that other kid goes into the toilets and [ __ ]
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dashes him he's like you don't want to get my blood on you yeah Joey terrifying
42:16
yep what a sh [ __ ] the 80s were a great time for kids man one the scooters
42:23
scooter was that his name hitchhiking and the guy molests him speaking of
42:28
y oh yeah yeah starts rubbing his leg what a [ __ ] show that was is when I
42:33
was a kid [ __ ] terrified me of the I was I thought the world was going to
42:37
destroy me yeah you were like I'm never going to Canada
42:41
yeah place is full of [ __ ] deviant with
42:47
AIDS all the way with Stephanie K all the way with Stephan K what's their
42:52
band's name the zip remedy yeah yes ah
42:58
what a I want to go watch that now between that and you can't do that on
43:02
television like Canada was really [ __ ] pushing the the envelope in the
43:08
80s yeah why do we get all the Canadian shows in Australia that's weird yeah I
43:12
don't know Alanis moriset sucking off Uncle Jesse at the
43:17
movies or was it Uncle Joey which Uncle did she suck off at the movies did that
43:21
happen I don't remember this no not not in the show but alanas moriset was in
43:27
you can't do that on television right and at the same time she I didn't know
43:31
that yeah yeah um she is and at the same time that that was popular Full House
43:37
was popular she started dating the uncle in real life oh the funny one not the
43:41
hands Joey cut it out that that song that song about like [ __ ] you for
43:47
breaking up with me I sucked your dick at the movies is about him there you go
43:52
another thing I never knew yeah I'm learning so much tonight but yeah thanks
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on us what before we go we've got some Star Wars news sad Star Wars news
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apparently so I forget what this is let me scroll
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down are we thinking of the same news because this is not that
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sad it's sad for ver Hut dog right I think it's sad he's never thought a dog
44:18
was cute dogs puppies are so cute now this
44:24
is unrelated to Star Wars but I put this in Star Wars news
44:29
because I I remember you know we we discussed him saying that he thought
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baby Yoda the puppet was cute yes he we you know to the point where he wept yeah and
44:40
um and and apparently he apparently somebody somebody on set wasn't crying
44:46
and Vera got really angry at him and um and called him a white elephant or
44:51
something I I I I actually missed the meaning but I just I find it funny that
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he like not only did he weep but he also thinks that anyone who doesn't weep when
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they look at this puppet is heartless um but he's now come out and said that he's
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never ever found a dog cute so that's the
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level that's so weird he's an odd dude I love this this I've got to read the rest
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of this I have not read this yet but I skim I'm just skimming out and I'm going
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to have to read this because it's [ __ ] fascinating is part of the
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reason you take acting jobs to finance your films it's not so much for earning
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money I do it for the joy of it so it's for fun deep Joy fun is
45:34
superficial yeah yeah cool I'm very interested well you
45:39
know he made a he made a movie in the 70s or maybe the early ' 80s called Fitz
45:43
coraldo which is about um an old timey
45:46
explorer who sailed a boat up to the
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coast of South America and then made his uh his boat crew carry it through the
45:56
jungle to the other side and put it back in the ocean and uh while making that
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movie Vera Herzog made his film crew carry the [ __ ] boat from one side of
46:07
South America to the other amazing yeah I would quit he's a m I
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think he's on Master Class Matt can you confirm that yeah he is I've got I'm yet
46:17
to watch it but he is and now I'm I feel like I'm I feel like this is actually
46:21
the second thing that's made me want to watch it because somebody tweeted the
46:25
other day and said it's [ __ ] the best one on there and I was like oh yeah I
46:28
really should watch that one yeah I think it' be entertaining if nothing
46:32
else MH well I gave up on the David Lynch
46:35
one I [ __ ] love David Lynch but hearing him talk about film is so
46:41
[ __ ] boring he has nothing to say because he doesn't it's just not he can't verbalize
46:48
anything you know what I'm like he's reason that he makes films is not
46:53
the reason I watch films even the ones I like right but he he made the film right the
47:00
the the whole point is the film speaks for itself he doesn't really have
47:02
anything to say about it like it's not he can't people say he doesn't explain
47:07
the films I don't think he can explain the [ __ ] films he just does [ __ ]
47:12
like and then like he uses coming up with ideas he has his metaphor about
47:18
fishing and it's it's all just like yeah think of things and write them down like
47:22
I just summarized it but he's just got these metaphors and [ __ ] and crazy
47:27
stuff but it's it's all like I don't know I think I'm too practical to to
47:32
listen to it he [ __ ] makes me crazy no I completely agree love his
47:38
films just [ __ ] shut
47:41
up just so this article in here right
47:46
that I I clicked on it cuz I was like I got to see this and [ __ ] me this is
47:51
hilarious Puma or Puma as you would say in Australia Puma have released some new
47:58
sneakers that really do look like
48:04
Hitler yeah that is it took me a second
48:08
[ __ ] hilarious even the the
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like the kind of swept side
48:15
part the caption uncanny
48:21
ress is that swept up high part that does it if it had just been black the
48:27
apart there without that little yes the little Fringe that little Fringe you'd
48:31
be fine that is so funny you know when you go to the
48:37
hairdresser or may do you remember remember back guys when you went to the
48:41
hairdresser back before sry back before the the disaster
48:46
yeah before times where they they go and wash your hair away from where you're
48:51
getting it cut and then they bring you back yes and like your hair just looks
48:55
the worst it could possibly look at that point sure yeah I remember having hair I
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do remember that when my hair is like that it's like
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cuz my hair is dead straight and it just [ __ ] hangs down and if after they've
49:10
washed it I get back and I always look a little bit like
49:16
Hitler and then you You' like I guess I could grow a
49:20
mustache I guess you know what's funny so I I haven't shaved since since we
49:26
started working from home and I'm yeah and I'm not even like trimming so it's
49:32
just it's just [ __ ] I'm like look like a homeless person but um usually I
49:37
would I would trim my mustache above my top lip but right now it's kind of just
49:42
flying free but my my mustache kind of
49:45
naturally Parts in two places kind of so there is like the kind of the bushy
49:52
Hitler bit in the middle and then the kind of just bits at the side so I can kind of see
49:59
why why somebody would have gone I could
50:02
keep just that bit I once when I was
50:07
shaving in the last 12 months I cuz I do adjust my facial hair sometimes and I
50:12
think at some point I just had the chin goatey again and I was shaved the
50:15
mustache off and I did consider just shaving a little bit of a
50:20
hito just to show Jenna but then I was like she's going to take a photo and
50:24
then one day down one day I'm going to end up in prison for some reason because
50:29
of it well one day you're going to want to run for May of your local
50:36
Town exactly and then it's going to be like that picture is going to be
50:40
plastered everywhere mind you Justin trudo is so intelligent and Charming
50:45
that he can have done blackface and come out and and correctly apologize for it
50:49
and it not harm his reputation well Luke's made it very clear that there's
50:52
nothing wrong with it Luke almost moved to
50:58
Canada to be with jus
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yeah he moved there in blackace you know what's funny I was watching uh I was watching The
51:10
Illusionist last night you know the the poor substitute to uh The Prestige that
51:15
came out at the same time magicians yeah and uh it's it's got Edward Norton in it
51:21
and he's he's he's just rocking just the goaty like just like the mo that kind of
51:25
joins just the goaty right and the cheeks are the cheeks are and I was just
51:30
thinking to myself I could probably pull that off actually that that would have
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damn good and like without I I didn't say it out loud it was literally in my
51:38
head and H just turns to me and goes do
51:41
not shave your beard like
51:45
that I always I'm like I get it into my head I'm like I could try that and I
51:50
like always and i' I've got just got to remember this I always regret just not
51:55
having a [ __ ] normal beard just a beard yeah yeah yeah I do that I'm like
52:00
oh I could be a bit clever yeah no my beard I feel like I grow a good beard
52:06
like and anything else is just I'm going to be disappointed so people are jealous
52:11
of my beard yeah you got a good beard man yeah Luke is your beard still as b
52:16
as it was last time I saw you yes probably even more beier can you guys
52:22
both Snapchat me just so I can see what your currently I'm not going to return it cuz I my
52:28
Beard's pathetic in comparison to yours but uh I want to see all right getting
52:35
it ready now go this way trying to get best angle there you
52:41
go you know what my problem is right I I get I get perfectly good
52:46
coverage on my face but I don't have any hair on my neck which means that like at
52:52
a certain point it just becomes really Hollow good Lord look at Luke's beard is it
52:59
still the podcast by the way look yeah I thought it was yeah yeah cool so wow L
53:04
yeah that's uh yeah I I trim my neck I I
53:08
trim my neck so I mean that wouldn't necessarily worry me right just keep it
53:13
tight under the chin yeah but don't you need that kind
53:18
of backup for it no I never I I I keep
53:22
it like under my neckline I I shave all the way up there I just hide it with a
53:28
beard yeah oh do you so you can't see it yeah I just let it grow down so you
53:32
can't see it h okay so essentially it's
53:38
like hangs down like the bottom of Ned Kelly's helmet you know what I mean I'm
53:44
going to oh God no I'm not going to send that my I'm not I was going to send you
53:48
a picture but like I look like trash right now cuz I haven't shaved so no I'm
53:52
not going to send that picture just [ __ ] send it you don't have to send
53:54
it to everyone all right here
54:58
have you have you seen that interview with him and are like Kimmel or or the
55:02
other one and he's saying uh he he had this exact um picture in his mind when
55:08
he of what body he wanted which was Brad Pit in Fight Club yeah and uh and he
55:14
went to the trainer he's like I I know what I want and the trainer's like let
55:16
me guess Brad Pitt and Fight Club he's like how'd you know he's like yeah
55:20
everyone wants that cuz we're in Los Angeles yeah yeah there's interview I
55:26
think was on some podcast he was in um they finished
55:29
shooting uh I think the season of season 14 of always sign the one where he gets
55:34
really buff anyway um and he went down to I think he said he was in Mexico at a
55:39
resort and uh this guy came over and
55:44
goes excuse me mate would you get take a photo with my wife and he was like oh
55:48
sure of course no problem and like they're at the pool and so he gets a
55:52
photo of this this this guy's wife and he's oh can I get one too and then he
55:56
got f with him and then he goes okay so what's your favorite episode and they're like of
56:01
what and uh and he's like oh you don't recognize me and they're like no you've
56:06
just you've got the most amazing body we've ever seen and he was
56:10
like he was like [ __ ] yeah and then he went back over to his wife Caitlyn and
56:15
he was like [ __ ] guess what oh yeah i' be talking about that forever yeah
56:22
could you imagine walking up to someone though that you didn't know wasn't famous
56:27
I like the of you canot and if I went to some and I said
56:32
you've got a great body can I take a picture of it they they're not going to
56:35
they're not going to comply yeah no well imagine that's why they didn't say
56:39
anything until he asked you know what I mean yeah like cuz they're like he knows
56:45
he knows yeah yeah he gets this all the time I was watching a film today
56:49
actually and I realized um I actually do have a Hollywood movie star body and I
56:55
know which which Hollywood movie stars body I have um and that is Bill
57:01
Murray I was watching the life of quatic and he took his shirt off and I was like
57:04
huh that's pretty much me that's that's it well I'm you know I'm still working
57:10
towards my my role model uh which is uh Chris
57:16
Farley I I I got refer my my physique
57:20
was referred to at work recently as a dad bod and I was like and I definitely
57:27
no that's a good thing that's like in right now I was like it doesn't matter
57:30
yeah it's it's still not a compliment yeah you know fat
57:34
Los somehow I have lost weight over the last few weeks yeah me too you know why
57:39
cuz I'm not eating no I found much [ __ ] at a terrible time though cuz I wore a
57:43
kilt to work and I could feel it being a bit loose and so it was a bit nerve-wracking all
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