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Can’ts: Spider-Man PS4 Proposal Easter Egg & Jurassic Park Ride Closing · Multiple Nerdgasm

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one no no no I'm good sorry I scared that was right that is the first number
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y yeah yeah go go to the go to the next one after that whatever that may be well
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where was I up to it was one wasn't it yeah I think so start again start again
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no no no start again yeah one 2 4 beep
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oh you confused Dan what I do just to mix things up a
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little bit yeah I like to be a little bit confused welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things
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nerdy apparently you're playing shadow of the Tomb Raider right now Luke
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according to you don't know that it's a lie how would you know that cuz Discord
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says it it says [ __ ] playing shadow of the Tomb Raider also I have a crown I
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yeah you do have a crown is it implying that the king of this Discord window
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because I don't know how I feel about that I don't remember having a
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democratic election for King yeah when did we vote this guys this is a surprise
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to be sure uh but I welcome one so uh thanks I just want to I just want to say
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thanks can I can I P my hand up for vice King is that a thing uh well you're I'm
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just a little I mean you are you are paying attention to not playing a video
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game right now yeah that's true that's true that works in your favor I'm not
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actually played but I just want to is this a monarchy or a dictatorship I'm
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just a little concerned is there a difference get my way you'll find
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out yeah that's a good point like if well I guess in a
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dictatorship you don't really elect the leader right or you don't elect a
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leer yeah okay good point I'm pretty sure you can be a dictator and not be a
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monarch but you can't be a monarch and not be a dictator H although anyone with
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a University degree can probably and prove us wrong England's like a a
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monarchy sort of right but Australia is a monarchy yeah but the queen doesn't
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part of common yeah the queen doesn't do anything well she signs our bills into
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law I think that's literally all she does I know that from my citizenship
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test yeah she appoints to governor general who signs on her behalf yeah and
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she doesn't need a passport huh because the passports in the in the Commonwealth
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all say this person has the permission of the queen to travel unmolested between any
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ports un molested open it up it says unmolested that is your
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right wow so I get to be molested when I
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go what I'm going to Europe next year I'm concerned no no you have the right
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to not be but I mean you can choose to be I guess if you want it's your right
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my right can I interest you in no I'm fine thanks you cannot interest me in
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not molesting me so you have Discord on your Xbox yes I do I've never used it
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but I set the account but it's it's it's logged in right your Xbox is on and
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you're logged into Discord right now I'm also logged on to Tomb Raider yes we
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know yeah we can see that I've been killing her in terrible terrible ways as
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is the Tomb Raider way you just like to hear that little sound she makes just
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before she dies don't you that sexy little sound oh no that's my lft
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impression hello I'm lft oh [ __ ] I've
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died have we uh have we talked about the fact I saw the movie oh did you oh you I
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haven't seen it should I bother it is
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terrible oh all right as expected yeah leave it at that I've got nothing to say
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about it I literally can't remember anything about it except that right at
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the start there's a scene where there's a a Chase on bicycles
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and uh bicycles I CH her that was pretty good in ET there's some cool there's
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some cool stuff in it but they they're way too uh preoccupied with making it
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seem just like the game so like you know at one point she picks up that that
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metal pickaxe and you're like oh here we go you know
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like yeah yeah yeah they always do that they've got like remember the um the
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Doom movie had to have like a first person segment yeah yeah like Doom was
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the first first person shooter yeah or like that's the only thing about Doom
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that people care about like so you've got to have it in there it was close to
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being the first okay fine it was certainly an early one yeah but it wasn't the only
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one what was the first one do you think well Wolfenstein was before that that's
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Wolfenstein isn't it yeah and then I think rise of the Triad rise of the
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Triad they should make rise of the Triad the movie now they're rebooting all of
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these things I I'll go and see it's only it's got a first person person point of
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view my favorite thing about rise of the Triad that no other games at the time
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did was that if you shot someone once it didn't kill them all it meant was that
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they dropped to their knees and begged for their life and then you could choose
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to execute them with the second shot and what did you do oh every damn time every
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damn time plus it had trampolines that you could bounce around
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on that was a great gameing loved that game remember that game Soldier of
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Fortune that you could like shoot limbs off it was the very first time you could
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shoot a limb off in a game could actually Target
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specific and and and yes we did always shoot them in the
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balls yeah cuz they would like they go and fall down
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yeah see no I don't actually think I played R of the Triad the full version I
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think I played the freear yeah what was it called back shareware shareware
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shareware sh yeah I definitely started on the shareware for sure sure shwar is
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not a thing anymore but that's how people used to get their games shwar is
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just demos now it's the same thing yes but it used to be like it was a demo
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back in the day but it was basically a disc that you were allowed to copy and
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pass to people yeah you got more game than you get with demos I think like
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yeah yeah some that I had play for ages yeah exactly right
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and as well whole first I'm pretty sure I had the Stein shareware for quite some
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time before I ever had the the full game I know the first level of that game I
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probably still know like the back of my
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hand that's all I ever played you
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know yeah you know I've never played Doom apart from the shareware version
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huh well I played Doom a lot I played Doom 2 as well a lot Doom 2 I played a
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lot but the original Doom no it's a good game you should try it out is good in
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fact it's still [ __ ] fun Dave and I played it like a year and a half ago for
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like one afternoon yeah yeah well you can get a proper
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3D I don't mean the new Doom I mean like the you can get a 3D engine actually
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what I talk about you you would know obviously I assume Dave taught you how
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to install everything you needed for it to be a [ __ ] 3D proper game right no
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no the [ __ ] old game he's holding out
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in you man [ __ ] that little
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[ __ ] I knew you were favorite so what do we got this week
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we've got uh we got a little bit of followup I see uh yeah look there's a
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little bit of followup um and that has come out this week that James gun might
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not have directed Guardians of the Galaxy 3 anyway H what basically
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someone's dug out some old interviews with him that basically is him talking
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about how he's not definitely going to do it you know he's talking about look I
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want to finish Guardians 2 and if they let me finish it the way I want then you
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know it's certainly in the cards that I'll do three but you know it's it's
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it's not a given so that's an interesting development it is but I
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think by the time he I mean in order for them him to have been fired he must have
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agreed to do it at some point otherwise they wouldn't have they'd have no need
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to fire him yeah so I think at one point prob maybe he was not sure it might have
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been a bit of a sort of uh negotiation PL for if you want me to do three I want
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to do this in the movie in two M if you want me to do three you've got to let me
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do a whole bunch of tweets where I talk about
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pedophilia you got to have let me
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already done it yeah a decade ago yeah my favorite thing about this article is
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if you scroll down I photo of James gun's hair at the
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bottom what the [ __ ] because actually then there's a bunch of links and stuff
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and then there's then there's the the thumbnail for a video about James gun
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which kind of almost matches up with the
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hair can you see that no it might might
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be uh blocked by my my ad blocker looks
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like someone's having a joke but uh oh what I actually CU I clicked I clicked
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the the L mhm for James gun's Facebook page and when I click on that it takes
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me through to a Facebook post oh so okay that's the thumbnail he made for his
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video that's a thumbnail for so so it's a joke from him not from them all right
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yeah fair enough but he proceeded to talk for an hour and 15 minutes yeah he
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did that a lot actually he um he would he get on Facebook live and people and
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and just answer people's questions time to do that yeah yeah he'd
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make himself a coffee and he'd sit there and answer people's questions about
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Guardians I'll answer people's questions not for that long how long how long are
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you willing to answer people's questions for uh it really depends on the
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questions well how can people get in touch with you Luke well there's two
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ways to get in contact with me just two okay go on well actually there's a lot
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of ways there's podcast at mus nasm uh there's my new spin-off podcast say file
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and multiple nasm there emails that you can can email me at there's also you can
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snap me at [ __ ] 4 MH mhm mhm uh you
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can add me on Xbox I'm
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crippy yep IE um IE yep IE because what
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else is there on Instagram yeah and that's about it I think I think what
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Matt was doing was throwing to you to give the contact info for the podcast
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well he sort of did he sort of you sort of did he started to he started to and
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podcast my favorite episode of save file is uh is that one that Matt went back
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and retroactively put the put the new opening open yeah and then they talk
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about how they don't have it and there's one where uh where Luke talks about how
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there's no opening titles but there was immediately after listening to them yeah
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I was like you know what H whatever I'm sure people can I'm sure people can
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figure out what you know what you know what deal with it deal with it yeah
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that's how it is now this is what happens when you listen to a podcast
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handled by me sort of it's actually surprisingly well put together together
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I must say yeah you're doing a great very coherent I'm so amazed I'm stuck I
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am amazed too just so the listeners know Luke does it all himself except I I have
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lately been I I pop the intro on and then I I just run it through a couple of
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post processes that we run this show through so just so that they sound you
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know kind of the same you know levelwise that's all I do I've I've done things
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where I've edited and then I've actually stopped recording started a different
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recording and then I had to put them together J oh wow so proud of myself for that
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multip nerdgasm I have a question mhm is it wrong that I'm looking forward
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to hugging one of my fans in the next couple of months no is it a specific fan
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cuz that's a little bit weird it is a specific fan yeah okay do they know
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they're about to be hugged or they don't they might have an idea oh God is it
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they might be asking for it do we have to have this conversation offline and
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they have the right to travel unmolested Luke does that does our lawyer need to be
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here that's all I'm going to say for now okay I'm just asking for a friend just
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[ __ ] brace yourself it could come at any minute and it could be any one of
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you if you listen to the show you are not
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safe all right so let's get into the show proper now will we
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not sure okay recording that's the followup and the and the uh and the and
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the the what do you call it a promotion I guess we'll call it let's get into I
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want to go to something that was a bit of a um Easter egg that was meant to be
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a lovely lovely thing in a game that came out recently yeah a game that sad
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that I can't play this game I'll be honest cuz it looks it looks great but
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it has been hidden from us on another platform it has and I just can't I can't
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bring myself it's not the fact I cuz I brought a PlayStation 3 yes to play some
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games that were exclusive that is not going to help you with this one but I I
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never actually played them either so I can't justify doing the same for buying
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the PlayStation for to get Spider-Man cuz I know I probably won't play it yeah
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yeah do you guys wish you could rent consoles from the video store like you used to be
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able to I'm going to be borrowing a PS4 from somebody why did you say borrowing
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so weird borrowing in quotation Mar I just felt that way certainly how it
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seemed my my friend Dan not you obviously Dan I do have another friend
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called Dan sorry break sorry to break it way very weird yeah here because it's
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coming up to to fall he works at a lot of the winter it's not winter
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it's Autumn a I'll have both of you guys know it's perpetual tropical summer it's
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Halloween and he works at a lot of the uh you know the hayride spook show
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events he does security and stuff right so he's not going to have much use for
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his Xbox over the next few months and uh few months so he's offered to how hen
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where you are well how long does Christmas last like think about how long Christmas
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like they in Australia they're already he only works two months out of the year
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and during that time he can't do anything else no he just he he has a day
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job and then in the evenings he does that so and then at night he goes and
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[ __ ] takes people on a ha ride doesn't sound at all like to work for
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like two months a year and that's it well he he doesn't he has a normal job as
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well but he's going to lend us his isn't a job it's just a hobby it's just his
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thing and you can't call he hides out in the corn field
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where are the bodies Dan where are the bodies stops teens from getting it on by
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murdering them everyone's doing their part yes but he's going to let me his
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PS4 for uh for for the next couple months as he's not going to have time to
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play it uh he doesn't have the Spider-Man game and I can't decide if I
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should buy the [ __ ] game to play you owe him a game now you ow you owe Dan
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buying him a game and returning it when you return the p and there is a danger
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that there's a danger that is going to listen to this and it's going to spoil
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the surprise but I might just buy it Dan guess what you'll get inspired thank you
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yeah yeah it's not it's I'm just going out Matt it's going to buy you Spiderman
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yeah might that might happen yeah yeah no no no might I guarantee you Matt
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spying you there's a guarantee Matt which means that if you don't pay for it
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Luke will Luke will yeah so that that worked out very nicely for you Dan and
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Matt yep so my question is is this Easter egg that we're talk we're about
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to talk about going to be in the game still are they going to patch this out
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so by the time you see it it will be gone okay so talk me through this Luke
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what's what's what's going on here all right a huge Spider-Man fan contacted
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Insomniac games and went I want to proposed my girlfriend M mhm can I put
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it in the game mhm and they actually did they actually went one of the film one
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of the cinemas in the game you if you go down now you will see Maddie will you
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marry me mhm one slight problem yeah they broke up yeah in between him doing
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that and the game coming out uh she dumped him he dumped him right before he
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could propose so uh B man so they they're going to patch it out very well
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they've offered to patch it out but I read that he had said look it's fine it
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can stay in the game but they're going to just let me be embarrassed forever
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well no look that's that's a pretty cool that it was in there I I'd probably want
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it left in there as well just person just like I think I probably would want
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it oh yeah because you managed to get something you if I was Insomniac I
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wouldn't patch it out I would just change it from mdy will you marry me to
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Maddie you can [ __ ] off your dumb [ __ ] yeah never mind yeah I hope you
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choke on that bastard Australian so I don't think you're getting not getting
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that phrasing in there that's the number one question I get asked here is did you
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guys say [ __ ] all the time yeah cun not all the time no yeah no I mean but it
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doesn't bother us doesn't bother us in the slight it because it's definitely not
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okay here because when they drop it in TV shows and movies you know they've
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dropped it to [ __ ] shock you but yes and any
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like okay yeah yeah yeah it's where we where we actually get together and we
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may not have been in the same room for months we'll greet each other by saying
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hey you g [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah it's an affectionate greeting that's right I
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don't think we can call this episode [ __ ] can we probably not no what about
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if we spell it with a k and a zed a backwards Zed on the end k u n t
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backwards Zed you can go the friends of
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ROM one can can which is with a K an
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ah jenim might refuse to name it that on principle because you said friends were wrong if
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you hadn't revealed the name of the band no no that was her choice WR with
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friends were wrong I love friends well I'm sorry yeah I'm sorry too you're
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overruled on this one all they need is all they need punch
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their face
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iconic well uh Mr schz Tyler Schulz
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sorry mate can we we name Tyler I mean he hasn't died of AIDS obviously but our
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original of the week because this is pretty our original uh use for Geek of
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the week was to nominate people that had been particularly geeky and then it got
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weird yeah and then everyone just started dying of no no no I'm quite
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happy to give to him geek at a week GE of the
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week all right so maybe geek of the week's back on track now finally after
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episodes listeners you'll no longer have to die in order to get geek of the week
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you just have to go be incredibly embarrassed just do something very
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geeky uh can we briefly there's not a huge amount to say on this I just wanted
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to to bring it up because I want I want to make sure the listeners know about it
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there's a [ __ ] U ball documentary coming out yeah it's called it's called
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[ __ ] you uh [ __ ] you all sorry [ __ ] you all
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no he's just it's just about him and it's got a bunch of interviews with him
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and and people like you know actors from the his films and and other people and
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I'm [ __ ] really excited about it it looks amazing it looks really amazing
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cuz I like U ball he's awful but I like
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him I think he's [ __ ] fascinating yeah I agree and in some ways he's a
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genius because nobody with his skill set or or or lack of talent should have
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become such a prolific filmmaker right and everything that he
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says right I mean obviously he's he's ridiculous and he goes he goes way over
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the top but you know there's there's videos he made ripping on Hollywood and
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and all that stuff he's not wrong like no nope he's just he he just goes way
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too far with all the [ __ ] each other in ass stuff but
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but also your George cloony and your Ben Affleck yeah they are laughing at you
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they're laughing at you as you spend your [ __ ] money on a wizard in the forest
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film now please give me your money hey I just like to point out he made at least
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two wizards in the forest films so I
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know yeah yeah with [ __ ] star studded
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cast so he's doing he's doing something right paying them a lot of money I would
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still go down he made probably some of the best video game movie adaption some
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of the best ever wow certainly some of the most entertaining that's certain I
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got to say House of the Dead is [ __ ] entertaining yeah especially if you
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watch the there's The House of the Dead funny version that he put out which has
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got all that behind the scenes stuff edited into the film and it's got like
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multiple takes and it's it's the weirdest thing so weird where watch it
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and then they'll play the same seat three times justd here it is and then
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here's them singing with toys as they walk across the bridge it's honestly the
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best desperate attempt to try to prove to people that he's in on the joke yes
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exactly and it's genius like it's it's so entertaining that it turns because
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the film is unwatchable on its own like
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I it's it's terrible but now with that
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it's like it's thoroughly entertaining but I'm really excited about this
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documentary it's it's him you know talking about why he does what he does
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and and I'm assuming he's going to say a bunch of do anything anymore uh well he
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he plays golf I think as he said in his last video I've got [ __ ] millions of
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[ __ ] dollars I don't need to make films going to play golf which should
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that goes back to me he's also laughing at us all yeah while he's think he is
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though because I think I think he's probably not happy I think he's one of
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those people that he he doesn't want to
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be the worst filmmaker in the world yeah I think it makes him sad and I think that
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sucks I do too and look I was actually thinking I I I watch his films I don't
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watch them all there's too many of them but I I watch them when I can and
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they're not very good but I'm actually thinking to myself like which of his films do I
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legitimately like right like yeah but I'm just looking at the
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list and I don't think there's any on here that I legit liked alone in the dark was
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okay it was okay sure yeah um I I have watched it I can't really remember a
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whole lot about it yeah I I just remember it it wasn't as bad as I
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thought it probably could have been I know I watched blood rain I don't
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remember anything about that I blood rain was pretty forgettable it's
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probably up there with alone in the dark everyone remembers the opening scene to
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postal well then there's postal postal I remember postal where he plays a
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Nazi he plays himself sorry no he plays
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himself talking about yeah being a Nazi yeah he's such a
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weirdo yeah I think he just he loves he loves dressing up like
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Hitler oh yeah in blubberella he plays Hitler right yeah I haven't seen it and
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I was I haven't either but I was reminded that of the trailer when I
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watched [ __ ] wall that it's him standing there in his little hit outfit
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and then in his uh his aitz film he
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plays a Nazi as well yeah he made he made because that's the other thing too
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like if listeners don't know yeah he makes video game movies but he also
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makes serious films and he actually he made one film one of his first won a
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bunch of awards you're going to talk about Heart of America about Coline uh
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it might be that and there was also something it's got a meat related name
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and I can't remember what it is it was it won some oh German Fried
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Movie oh that's the one yeah meat related what am I talking about me
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related it's my favorite genre yeah I was on the I was on the right track but
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yeah he uh he did some he has done some stuff that has been good it's just and
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then he got caught up and all this other [ __ ] yeah there's a couple that I actually do
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want to go back and uh and catch up on I do want to watch his ALS schwitz movie
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and um I actually didn't realize that there's a sequel to blood rain called
28:11
blood rain the Third Reich so I might catch up on that one too I might do a
28:17
uh guys why don't we do an episode if there's a slow news week why don't we do
28:22
an episode where we watch an U ball movie uh together and uh while running
28:28
director's commentary all right I mean you know there is a service online now
28:33
where you can watch movies together I don't remember the name of it and I'll
28:36
look this up and I'm sorry listeners that's not very interesting but there
28:39
actually is you know like you know how we're on we're on we're on Discord right
28:42
now talking but there's a there's one where you can watch a video together can
28:46
you watch videos that all three of you have collectively downloaded from The
28:50
Pirate Bay I think you I know I think you've got to subscribe and then you
28:55
choose from the library that's on there okay and I don't know that going to have
28:58
the ones we want so we'll see yeah I don't
29:03
know well we'll just all have to get a feeling that this service isn't going to
29:07
be sort of like you guys will just have to come here and then okay it's fine
29:13
better like the fire have to I like to
29:16
be warm while I'm watching U ball films I've got a bunch of firewood chopped
29:22
ready for winter so we'll get the five we'll get the fireplace cranking some U ball
29:28
crank you off oh I've been thinking about this sorry about us getting together okay
29:35
oh we're getting old right all right y well I'm not you guys are sure that's
29:41
fair we're getting close to 40th true yeah are either of you planning
29:48
something big for the 40th that I need to start preparing
29:53
no had even thought about it to be honest no but it sounds like you might
29:57
be so Matt I think you and I have to prepare that the year after we turn 40
30:01
there might be thing we have to go to yeah go on Luke what do you what you get
30:06
can we try to find can we try to find can we triangulate the place that is
30:11
equidistant between all of our houses yeah that's not a bad idea it's just
30:16
inconvenient for all of us the same amount of inconvenient for all of us
30:20
hold on um what about Hawaii is Hawaii on the way to you guys I think Hawaii might be
30:26
it and look that's not I I mean I'm not a beach person but it doesn't sound like
30:32
the worst place to hang out and watch U
30:35
film starters we can go to uh we can go to the
30:41
Lost uh set oh yeah and walk around
30:45
there yep find JJ that's it that's all I can think of that's all that's in Hawaii
30:51
from what I could say it's about 12 hours from where I am Hawaii is probably
30:55
about that from here okay so I'm on a site called Geographic
31:00
midpoint calculator oh that's genius that's a thing okay
31:07
um I bet it's going to end up being Russia or
31:11
something go to Russia um Russia is north of two of us and south of one of
31:17
us so I doubt it um can't even spell Australia I've been out of the country for so
31:24
long um
31:28
I'm excited to see where we're going to
31:32
go okay please be North Korea it's not going to be North Korea it's not going
31:37
to be anything north um you got to you got to input them all
31:44
separately okay
31:48
and okay I found it all right where are we
31:52
going there is an island in the Pacific called Howland
31:59
Island which is the exact midpoint between the three of our
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addresses how do you sp h o w l a n
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dland Island oh man there is all right
32:14
so it is an uninhabited Coral at
32:19
all so okay we we have to figure out how
32:23
to get here for our combined 40th party
32:26
yep I mean it's the area it's only 6.2
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km squared this thing is Tiny oh my God
32:34
yes okay uh we'll set up some chairs um
32:38
it's in the Phoenix Islands okay so I know nothing about that uh it's a world
32:44
heritage site and it's an it's a unofficial
32:49
territory of the United States so there you go Matt I don't the United States
32:54
apparently can just have unofficial territories cuz he's St Matt's just got
32:58
offline cuz his internet's down I think Matt might already be in uh Howland
33:04
Island he he just dropped the G and just went straight there did we did we lead
33:08
him on did we mislead did he he think we right now I was assuming that it was going to be
33:14
like in a few years couple of years not now we can do I mean we could do our
33:21
39th there
33:23
yeah well that'll be my 38th oh yeah I've already had my
33:29
38 do we have to find the exact midpoint between all of our birthdays as well
33:35
we'll have no I make okay to sort of go in between okay okay so if we're going
33:41
from in between so I'm just trying to work out how that would work m m cuz my
33:47
original plan was let's just go to um Star Wars Disney yeah I think that's
33:52
still the plan right no matter what else we do yeah I think that's probably cuz
33:57
honestly I would have more fun at Star Wars Disney than I would at this
34:03
island that's true even though it's a longer further from us to travel I think
34:08
that's more so the plan we should aim for here's the thing though at Howland
34:13
Island has only two permanent structures on it a lighthouse and a sign that says
34:19
Howland Island no trespassing like it's just sounds like a
34:25
cool place that's what I'm saying it
34:29
does but I can go to a Cantina and drink
34:33
blue milk and get Rowdy you can get Rowdy and get thrown off an uninhabited
34:39
Island if anyone can you can I'm back guys sorry my internet dropped out for some
34:46
reason sorry about that we've got a couple of plans in the line now you'll
34:50
get to find out when you listen to the a lot of a lot of teams have the no man
34:54
Left Behind uh philosopher we have a little bit more punctuation at ours no
34:59
man left behind in other words if you slide off the internet the podcast
35:04
continues in your absence y that's fair
35:07
hey um before we do uh before we we do
35:11
this trip out to Howland Island right um there is something that I've always
35:16
wanted to do uh I want I want to have and I'm putting this out to the audience
35:22
to the listeners right um I want to have a threesome an
35:29
I want to make I should say an earth sand we've already got the video on
35:34
YouTube the morning after it's there let him finish do you guys know what an
35:39
earth sandwich is oh Earth sandwich what
35:44
an earth sandwich I do is when you and somebody on the exact antipole to you
35:51
the exact other side of the earth both put a slice of bread on the ground at
35:56
the same time thus creating the aforementioned Earth sandwich that is
36:03
ridiculous be that as it may I need to do this something okay all right well
36:09
hold on let me uh let me look up your anti Paul because the listeners are
36:12
going to have to uh are going to have to kind of I mean I'm pretty far from
36:19
you you're far but you're not you're directly you're not directly antipode to
36:25
us so let me see I don't think there are a lot of places that are cuz I don't
36:29
think Australia's Got I think he could be right let's let me look here let me look here
36:35
um I'm on geod dat.com no Luke the
36:39
antipode city to Cambra is Castello
36:44
Branco right okay so listeners anywhere from that place I can't pronounce it
36:51
cont with us podast it's an island off the coast of Portugal Okay so okay let
36:58
me get you where we no doubt have a number of listeners who'd be willing to
37:01
do this if you are if you are listening from an island off the coast of Portugal
37:06
please ride in um Matt you're in um Providence well not just any island or
37:12
that one in particular we're not going to be fussy close enough well if you're
37:17
around that area and willing to [ __ ] boat mate M if you're in Europe let us
37:22
know that's not oh or Matt do you know what the direct
37:28
antipode of your place is it's austa
37:34
wa really must have a listener in Western
37:38
Australia that's feasible it is feasible if
37:42
not next year I will F if I [ __ ] you two cannot have a [ __ ] Earth sandwich
37:49
without me this is my thing
37:53
guys what's yours looking it up now
38:01
I'm going to eat the sandwich before you get here I'm going to fly across there
38:04
throw a piece of bread doesn't have Singapore I think ends up in the middle of the [ __ ]
38:09
ocean so we need someone if you're a if you're a deep sea fisherman get in touch
38:14
with Dan what a damn sh it really doesn't
38:20
what are you what are you doing guys must be something near
38:24
me I'm surprised I have one why just because it's
38:30
you okay so it TR nowhere look it
38:34
doesn't have an exact one uh basically it it'll you'll end up somewhere in the
38:39
Bermuda Triangle uh but if oh [ __ ] no no come on man we can't ask listeners to do
38:46
that if we have anybody who lives in Venezuela or let's say let's say anyone
38:52
who lives in the Northern Territories of South America colia
38:58
Vela uh or any of the others not a whole bunch of them that I
39:03
know I'm just going to put this out there I'm potentially going to have to work
39:07
on uh the Colombian site for a client and what if if there's any travel
39:14
involved oh my God maybe we can maybe we can make this happen please make this
39:19
happen mat you need to go to Colombia and you need to take a loaf of
39:23
bread with you apparently I do and we need to make you just buy one there wait
39:29
sorry are you eating your your side of the sandwich right now I am eating bread
39:33
I am I am eating bread but but I baked this bread that
39:39
I'm currently eating yes so it cannot be used [ __ ] you have been busy Luke's
39:44
playing [ __ ] shadow of the Tomb Raider you're baking
39:49
bread I'm just over here drinking a coup of coffee like a
39:53
loser I'm only drinking gin it's a little early for me to drink Jin no it's
39:59
not it's never too early trust me I me I've seen him drink whiskey back in his
40:02
whiskey days quite early in the morning so I don't see why early drinking Jin is
40:07
any different I don't see why there's rules about what time you can and can't
40:12
drink fair enough who made these rules Society I
40:18
guess that is a good point I mean well maybe it was just your parents
40:23
Luke no I think the reason why I have trouble following those rules is is I
40:27
used to be a shift worker you're an alcoholic also an
40:33
alcoholic but I'm a shift worker so if I get home from work at 6 7:00 in the
40:39
morning why can I not have a drink to one wine no that's fair I sto shift
40:44
working about 15 years I think I think doesn't carry over the idea is it's not
40:49
the time it's not the time actually it's it's the you're supposed to wait a good
40:52
chunk after you wake up because you know the idea is that you shouldn't be drunk
40:58
all day I think that's where it I think that's where it comes from I'm not drunk
41:02
I'm happy I wasn't saying you are I'm just saying that's where the rule comes from so
41:09
anyway okay at least you're not drinking blood I guess yeah although people that
41:15
do drink blood are sick and tired of being misrepresented in the media and
41:19
can I just say for an article about how
41:22
a scientist is furious about having her
41:27
Research into drinking teenagers blood misrepresented in the media
41:32
motherboard's picture is a still from what I can only assume is True Blood or
41:37
something like that of like sexy lips dripping with blood with
41:44
blood so there you go researcher is
41:50
furious look goodness me if you're a scientist and um and you write a
41:56
research paper on what you call the elixir of life
42:02
which is drinking the blood of the young then I don't think it's necessarily
42:09
misrepresentation when people start freaking out about it just a little
42:14
bit yes that is weird drinking young people's blood could help you live
42:19
longer and prevent age related diseases right sure okay do they have to be
42:26
virgins virgins you got to say it with a W yeah
42:31
uh that's interesting so they tested this by
42:37
transfusing blood from human umbilical cords into Old mice oh that's weird and
42:42
this is oh so no one was actually drinking blood this is very
42:47
strange this is very strange so the idea is that I thought drinking blood was
42:53
just bad in general I thought it was bad for you well according to Fight Club you
42:56
can drink only pint of blood before you get sick that still sounds like a lot though
43:01
that sounds like an awful lot yeah how how much is a pint probably n bucks a
43:07
Guinness seven was it 700 mil it's about six bucks here Dan [ __ ]
43:13
you you should come to America yeah but it six American dollars
43:18
yeah yeah which is like $50
43:22
Australian so all right I guess uh where am I supposed to get this Blood I guess
43:27
guess is the uh is the the missing piece of the equation I you have to lure teens
43:31
into your house or shed or van well it is Halloween
43:37
soon yeah because like there there's a blood shortage where they're asking
43:42
people to like they need blood donated they [ __ ] call they call Jenna
43:47
incessantly asking for sheated yeah she does all the time they she donates all
43:53
the time and they still [ __ ] harass her like it's not enough it's not enough
43:57
you keep leaving while we're still thirsty let us squeeze your dry Hannah
44:02
to they they've told Hannah that you need to take a break wow Jesus they told
44:07
me they don't want my dirty blood and I don't know what they meant by
44:11
that I like my blood where it is up my
44:19
ass yeah all right so uh and so okay she she obviously doesn't understand why why
44:25
this is controversial and that's just stupid of course of course she does I
44:30
think uh I think she's having a laugh if she doesn't understand why people
44:34
thought this was weird No but somebody who doesn't think it's weird to drink
44:39
the blood of teenagers is definitely also the same kind of person that
44:43
wouldn't understand why other people thought it was weird yeah fair enough
44:47
all right well so uh this is this is not uh conclusive this is just
44:52
uh there's some evidence that this might
44:54
work by tests they did on transfusing BL where does the drinking come in a
45:01
transfusion isn't drinking it and when you drink it if you drink something it
45:04
doesn't just G the blood I think this is why she's upset because does make the
45:09
paper about this and everyone's just misinterpreted it to including the
45:13
author of this article so there's no drinking involved it's just transfusing
45:18
young people's blood into an old person can can help I mean that that sounds
45:23
like it kind of makes sense I guess to be honest I guess it does because I mean
45:27
if you if you individually one by one replaced all the individual parts of an
45:31
old person with parts from a young person eventually they would just be a young
45:37
person yeah well they would be that young person presumably and that young person would
45:42
now be an old person what is that what is that Fable
45:47
ship in that uh in that proverb it's
45:51
like OD deus's ship oh the ship of thes thes that's the one if you if you
45:57
embarked on a voyage that took so long that by the time you reached your
46:02
destination you'd replaced every part of the original ship did you arrive on the
46:07
same ship or not yeah listeners WR in let us know if you've arrived to the
46:13
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46:16
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46:19
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46:27
H yeah uh so I before we go I don't know how long
46:33
long 50 minutes please all right so we got some
46:38
time uh Luke I got some sad news for you
46:42
bud uh your favorite ride at at
46:47
Universal Studios is shutting down oh my God it's a small world after all is shutting
46:53
down no that's his favorite dis favorite ride at Disneyland I know forced a on it with
46:58
him the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios Hollywood is being shut down
47:04
presumably they'll do the I think there's one at uh Florida pardon me
47:07
Florida as well is being replaced with a Jurassic World ride of some sort wait a
47:13
minut wait a minute wait a minute is going to be exactly the same count
47:18
they're changing the Jurassic Park ride to the Jurassic World ride they're just
47:21
changing the sign man yeah but they're going to make it into it'll be one of
47:25
those 3D with a screen and stuff it's not going to be the same cuz the the
47:29
Jurassic Park ride is [ __ ] cool animatronic D the [ __ ]
47:34
Tyrannosaurus Rex comes out from the darkness and and then you go it's I
47:37
remember the first time I went on it and then I got off and I turned to you and I
47:42
said I hate you
47:45
because he's I look I have never it's a flume ride right so you it's like a you
47:52
splash down to a bunch of water right and I've never gotten wet on that ride
47:55
cuz the the water water sprays everywhere but not it didn't I've never
47:59
gotten wet and so they have lockers there and Luke goes oh do I need to
48:03
worry I was like no no no that's fine you're not going to get wet literally
48:07
anything that could spray water on the ride sprayed water on Luke and just kept
48:13
hitting me over and over again like he was soaking wet when we got off the ride
48:20
and I have a photo of him looking [ __ ] furious and they used to they
48:24
had these drier things that you could put money to dry off my money was so wet
48:29
it wouldn't take my money that is the
48:32
absolute epitome of irony but the ride's
48:36
gone it's uh like it's already shut down iang I'm sort of happy cuz I actually
48:42
went on it only a couple of months ago really Revisited the uh yeah you've been
48:48
to a couple of Disneylands this year already haven't you yes I've been to was it
48:54
Tokyo oh yeah no not Tokyo yeah Tokyo Disney and then I went to Universal in
48:59
July I travel a lot now you too I like the fact that Hannah can save money by
49:05
staying at home in Tokyo do they sing do they have it's a small world and do they
49:11
sing it in Japanese yeah it's called it's a kawaii world after
49:14
all are you serious no no it's still it's a SW world and it
49:21
still goes forever so Hong Kong
49:28
yeah but I did this one sober wow
49:33
it's not any better it's still just you go around the corner and you go this is
49:39
going to be it this is going to be the end and then it's just no there's more I
49:43
don't understand why there's always a line for that ride it's it's it's I
49:47
don't understand that ride no one does but it will be there forever they
49:54
won't replace it like they do Jurassic Park they'll probably keep um just
49:58
adding adding in races that they've forgotten to represent or not wanted to
50:04
represent infinitely eventually it'll be the whole park yeah cuz I I was
50:09
told that uh there were no
50:13
Jews Inside It's a Small World After All But Luke and vouch we we saw Jews they
50:19
are there I think that's just one of those things those rumors I think those
50:24
je were added later well we I mean I've heard that Walt didn't like him so
50:30
that I mean that that's probably why that was a rumor at get Frozen it's just
50:34
his head I put that in quotation marks but it's yeah supposedly it's his head
50:39
and I assume immediately when he died so otherwise it wouldn't be worth bothering
50:44
it wouldn't be worth bothering yeah not worth the effort if it's if it
50:49
was later but he did he did give a lot of money to the Nazis
50:54
so allegedly yes allegedly when they revive him I don't
50:59
want to be
51:02
sued do you think he's still taking a
51:07
paycheck probably not well just a thing like if he's
51:12
coming back You' I expecting a paycheck to still be happening they still using
51:17
his name do you think how do you think Walt Disney would feel about the James gun
51:23
situation do you think he would side with the Nazis wait wait the Nazis have
51:29
the Nazis have a side in the James gun debate yeah no everyone's everyone's
51:35
saying Mike covich is a Nazi that's what I was I was playing on that but I guess
51:38
you guys haven't heard that side getting that
51:45
wow or I guess that hasn't made it here you don't have Nazis over there oh never
51:51
mind not yet not yet you will
51:57
yeah what say is that a threat you're doing a luk now no I
52:04
know oh I've been doing Luke for years no The Naz Nazis had their turn
52:11
they had their turn but mark my words you guys might want to start learning
52:15
Chinese that's all I'm going to say it's all I'm going to say bar know English inside of
52:22
knowledge yeah I'm one of those people that just cannot pick up a second language
52:27
well you will not do well in this new world I mean I don't like using the
52:32
phrase new world order but um Society will crumble and we will build up
52:36
something miraculous From the Ashes um so you can either be with us or against
52:41
us Luke back map here are you a flat Earth as well there hope you like
52:47
rice ow do you like rice was that they go too far did they go too far geez no
52:54
no no I mean they the Do It All Rise
52:57
here I guess I guess it's just a fact sometimes things are racist and
53:04
true I didn't hear anything all I did was yeah make fun of Flat Earth Earth
53:10
flat do you guys follow the like NASA or ISS on
53:15
Instagram no no I don't actually I should follow and just look at the
53:22
comments show me the measurable curve show me the measurable curve so into
53:26
thing you're so into this it really is it's so many measurable C why are they
53:31
always showing computer generated Graphics oh look at the fish lens fish
53:35
lens every single photo fish lens why is a fish filming this yeah take off the
53:40
fish lens and put a human being lens on there yeah let the let the humans have a
53:45
look it's our turn fish are [ __ ] forgotten after 5 Seconds oh I'm so
53:51
drawn into this Flat Earth thing it's it's I can't stop reading it it's got
53:57
believe it it's got to be a joke except I've seen YouTube that's the problem the
54:00
[ __ ] YouTube is the problem in a way I love YouTube YouTube is great except
54:05
you can go on there and look up any dumb thing and you will find somebody who's
54:10
made this pseudo intellectual video with no like doesn't matter they have any
54:14
evidence or anything like that they make it sound so [ __ ] convincing because
54:18
no that's the thing they don't I want to be convinced of these ridiculous things
54:22
I want to buy into a conspiracy theory and I've yet to be convinced and every
54:26
time go okay flat earthers convince me and I click on someone's video it is it
54:31
just the worst quality video ever well that I I will get you
54:35
some okay do any of them explain why people why why are they lying about the
54:42
shape of the earth why why keep everyone under control they've been lying about
54:48
this for a long time that doesn't make any sense why do they need to lie about
54:53
the [ __ ] shape of the earth to do that because they need to keep every
54:56
everyone in in line we are in line fuel's fuel's never going to run out but
55:01
gold and silver they're going to be around forever there's just infinite
55:04
supply of them so you should invest in that but fuel they're lying about [ __ ]
55:08
does that have to do with the Flat Earth it's this is all part can I ask
55:13
how deep the Flat Earth is like how far down does it go is it a pillar and it's
55:18
flat on the top or is it a disc spinning through space depends and if there's
55:22
infinite gold how is it worth anything well eventually
55:27
this is the thing that drives me crazy because they're lying about fossil fuels
55:31
but then they also say to invest in gold and silver because that's worth money
55:36
when you say they're lying about fil fuel what is the LI fossil fuels don't exist
55:43
or cuz they [ __ ] do fossil fuels are renewable oh right so they're saying
55:49
like use as much [ __ ] oil and coal as you want mate there's plenty that go
55:54
around yeah because people lying running out of it so they can make money is it
56:00
it's just like oh just they just make it up like oh this is a conspiracy now I
56:04
believe it anytime where's the evidence cuz I don't comment because I'll will
56:08
never comment because I don't want to get booted from the sites I follow but
56:12
you will watch people question and then you'll see them sort of get into an
56:17
argument and then the person will just block them because so right if there's infinite
56:23
they will argue back they won't come back with an answer or their big
56:27
response is show me the measurable curve or go research it I mean show me the
56:32
measurable curve is my go-to pickup line when I'm at a club right so like I I get
56:36
it I get it but uh I don't see look at those measurable curves look at your
56:41
measurable curves but yeah if if you yeah you could actually just follow NASA
56:46
or the is ISS and you will you will get information about what these people are
56:51
thinking [ __ ] internet has ruined everyone it has really has yeah because
56:57
yeah the the go research it yourself is meant to just be go onto Google yeah and
57:03
go past the first few pages that go research it yourself means I don't
57:08
understand and I don't I can't explain it cuz I there is nothing to [ __ ]
57:12
against us yeah it's stupid the thing I always want to bring up with them is the
57:18
whole every single government is against you even The Crazy Ones
57:23
yeah all got together
57:27
they're also part of it it's ridiculous like every single country in
57:33
the world that's got a space program they're all in on
57:36
it it's it's [ __ ] spherical guys shut
57:41
up obloid sphere yeah but my God it is fun to watch it just makes me angry I
57:47
can't I can't yes you going to take you just got to just go with it just don't
57:54
get upset about it enjoy the ride enjoy the
58:00
ride that's that's my review lost yeah that's right it's my review of sex with
58:06
me I was about to say
58:09
that you were about to say sex with me
58:13
rather say that sex with yeah [ __ ] you're you're going to be my Earth
58:18
sandwich don't get upset just enjoy the ride on that note I think it might be
58:22
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