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Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro: ICE-T and Godfrey (Special Vault Episode) · Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro

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  Speaker 1: You know what the best actor is Denzel No Sammy Jackson,
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  Speaker 1: No Robert Downing Jr. No fucking Robert de Niro, no.
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  Speaker 2: Iced tea.
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  Speaker 3: He's so fucking brilliantly bad that he's a genius.
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  Speaker 2: He's a delivery Oh ship, iced tea. Yeah, man, good
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  Speaker 2: to see you.
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  Speaker 1: Motherfucker. Man. What are you doing? Bringing me pizza? And
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  Speaker 1: I know you were gonna bring the pizza.
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  Speaker 2: I listen, man, I this is what I do. I deliver.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm here really.
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  Speaker 2: To say, I'm sorry. Man, he's not sorry. He's not sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I stay, I stay. Are you doing He's not sorry,
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  Speaker 2: He's not sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I swear, yes, he's not. Listen, he's lying. You's not
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  Speaker 1: You're not one.
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  Speaker 2: Thought the whole ship.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't start to a shoe. Are you fucking kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: Right now? You personally in mad respect?
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  Speaker 2: Respect janfre I.
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  Speaker 1: Like God for you. Me and you work together, man.
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  Speaker 2: Work together.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Hey, hey, Lorenzo I'm sorry, no disrespect, but I'm
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  Speaker 4: Lorenzo now because I just found out I was Sicilian.
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  Speaker 1: So about that. Well, you guys brought me pizza. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but he's not sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, he's full of ship just like nothing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a rat, but I like to keep it
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  Speaker 2: real like you, though.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you this, I happen to know you was
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  Speaker 1: gonna bring me this pizza. I can't tell you anything
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  Speaker 1: more gangster than inviting somebody to your house. So I
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  Speaker 1: could do away with you, motherfucker, but I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: do that. Come on in, Ho'm gonna ship my pants
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  Speaker 1: some fucking pizza.
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  Speaker 2: Huh.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like the Laurel reef, the law reef, like
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  Speaker 1: when you're trying to make peace.
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  Speaker 2: Oh for oh I know Laurel. In a way, it
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  Speaker 2: was lady, Yeah, you know there was.
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  Speaker 1: That was a comedy duel.
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  Speaker 3: Let me just say, yeah, say it. Let me just say, like,
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  Speaker 3: tell him what you said? Though, Let me listen. I
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  Speaker 3: saw your impersonation first. Just remember that we're which was
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  Speaker 3: very funny.
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  Speaker 2: No, but what did you ask me? Remember what you asked?
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  Speaker 3: You were talking about like the greatest actors of all time.
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  Speaker 2: And what made me laugh.
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  Speaker 3: Was when you said you don't know how ice tea feels.
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  Speaker 4: Wait a minute, somebody said I was the worst thing.
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  Speaker 2: I said, brilliantly, brilliantly bad.
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  Speaker 3: That's what you say, And that's where I fucked up.
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  Speaker 3: I swear I as a man, Like you know, I
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  Speaker 3: meant to say, like, it's not bad acting, it's just
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  Speaker 3: it's brilliant. But it's almost like monotone. It's almost like
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  Speaker 3: what you need to let me finish.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to do it. And I'm trying to say this.
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  Speaker 3: If you go when you say something comes out wrong
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  Speaker 3: like you said, I didn't mean it to come out
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  Speaker 3: that way, because I actually like you, did you respect,
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  Speaker 3: you worked with you, so you know, I'm like, as
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  Speaker 3: far as an goes, you've been successful. So who the
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  Speaker 3: fuck am I going to judge that? But what I
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  Speaker 3: was saying is you're very understated. No one really knows
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  Speaker 3: kind of like where you're coming from, which is kind
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  Speaker 3: of like there's a brilliance to that, but you could also.
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  Speaker 2: Be taking the other way.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: So what I'm saying is, let me finish my thought,
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  Speaker 3: let me finish my day. So what I'm saying I
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  Speaker 3: says sometimes to get attention you you say the wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Thing, and I meant to I meant to give you
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  Speaker 2: like a tribute, not to like trash.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to tell the guys something. Let me let
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  Speaker 2: me make it down for me.
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  Speaker 3: Let me break down, because you know where, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't coming from what.
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  Speaker 1: Mean place when I first started acting, right is the
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  Speaker 1: first thing I learned was the worst thing was to
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  Speaker 1: overact right Okay? When I did uh Surviving the Game,
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  Speaker 1: I worked with fa I love that movie. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: I love that movie.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a second, let the man talk talk for I
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  Speaker 2: thought so, but he types. He work with a really
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  Speaker 2: good aspect.
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  Speaker 3: I just watch it, watch it, watch it.
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  Speaker 2: Think yeah, all right, you got ten percent of time.
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead, be whatiet.
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  Speaker 1: I work with f Murray Abraham and he had done
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  Speaker 1: scar Face. He had just done won the Academy Awards.
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  Speaker 3: Murray abra It was a great actor. I'm he's he's
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  Speaker 3: a classical actor.
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  Speaker 1: He won won the Academy Award for Amadeus. Wow right.
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  Speaker 1: He asked me, he said, I have you ever taken
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  Speaker 1: acting lessons? I said no. He said don't. He said,
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  Speaker 1: to ruin your mechanism. He says, you have time and
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  Speaker 1: you're a musician, so you understand conversation. So that was
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  Speaker 1: the first one. The second one is now, I'm on
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  Speaker 1: ask for you. I'm not on New Jack City. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not I'm on ask for you. I'm playing a cop
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  Speaker 1: that eats sandwiches over dead bodies. This is what these
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  Speaker 1: level cops do it. There's not much emotion there. You know,
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  Speaker 1: if you act too emotional, you look like a rookie. Right,
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  Speaker 1: So it's kind of like I'm I'm I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: channel Clint Eastwood. I'm channeling Charles Bronson. I'm chatting these
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  Speaker 1: these kinds of cats that really don't show you any emotion.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, the key to cool taking the easy lexus.
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  Speaker 1: The key to cool is when you win, you don't
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  Speaker 1: get that happy, and when you lose, you don't get
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  Speaker 1: that sad.
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  Speaker 2: Can I can? I?
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  Speaker 1: May I intervene? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: I think I can imitate you a little bit? Can
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  Speaker 2: you do with a little she maybe say something? I'll
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  Speaker 2: try And could he interview you as I seen him
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  Speaker 2: do me?
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  Speaker 1: He hits it dead on the head. If you know,
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  Speaker 1: if somebody says they stole my car, I'm like word,
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  Speaker 1: they say, you want a lot of I'm like yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So it's not there's no range there.
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  Speaker 3: Get that, because like even right now, like I can't
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  Speaker 3: tell whether you're mad or not mad.
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  Speaker 1: You don't give much of watch this watch this but pizza. Huh,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. Look at that, that's it.
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  Speaker 4: You see that you got my let mey have different
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  Speaker 4: type of mechanism.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, you might work for twenty seven years
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 4: That was a good ice team right in front of
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  Speaker 4: ice team.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I never did it a little bit. Wow, take
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  Speaker 2: it back.
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  Speaker 1: Another thing, another thing I learned. Dick Wolfe told me. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: he said, all the great actors are playing themselves.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean there's some truth to that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. De Niro, no matter what movie you've seen him, man,
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  Speaker 1: he was de Niro.
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  Speaker 2: He was not completely Ki.
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  Speaker 4: He was a little different, but you feel that you
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  Speaker 4: still see him through the character. Was he was like
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  Speaker 4: counselor and man Daniel day Lewis is even I don't
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  Speaker 4: care who he plays, you can see him through the character.
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  Speaker 4: So that that no matter who you.
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  Speaker 3: Play, you can't abandon yourself as an actor Ice right right.
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  Speaker 1: No matter who you play, it's going to be Nick Turr.
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  Speaker 1: If I put you as a school teacher, it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be a Nick turo ish t. So what my
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  Speaker 1: point is, don't, like you said, don't abandon yourself, because
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  Speaker 1: that's why you're getting the job. Now the people that
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  Speaker 1: don't have no ish, they become character actors. But in
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  Speaker 1: certain roles, it's like you just gotta got to bring
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  Speaker 1: it way to funk that. Can I do it? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: This part? Can I do another? Reenact to another one? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Do Jack City. That's one of my favorites. You were fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: I want to kill you so bad. I want to
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  Speaker 1: Dick's getting hard. That was a little emotion though. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: I want to kill you so bad.
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  Speaker 2: My dicks getting hold.
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  Speaker 1: No, I did it the first way. I want to
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  Speaker 1: kill you.
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  Speaker 2: Gotta do it again. I get wait, could you wait up?
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  Speaker 1: I want to kill you so bad. My Dick's getting hard.
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  Speaker 1: My god, I'm killing you so bad. My Dick's hard.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I want to kill you so bad. My
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  Speaker 1: Dick's hard.
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  Speaker 3: Now, if you were going to do that line again,
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  Speaker 3: how about that?
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  Speaker 2: Would you do it the same way?
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  Speaker 1: Looking back on like, I didn't, I didn't know I
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  Speaker 1: was to do that. I didn't know I was gonna
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  Speaker 1: say that. That's that's organic, and that's just made me
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  Speaker 1: and Wesley had been fighting all day and when we
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  Speaker 1: got down to that and I finally got to finally
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  Speaker 1: land a punch on him. I just said it, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where I never said that before. And
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  Speaker 1: when I said that, the producers jumped out of their
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  Speaker 1: seats like what is that? Nigga to say, what are
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  Speaker 1: you gonna say? That's in the movie. That's in the movie.
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  Speaker 1: So it just came out. I was. I really wanted
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  Speaker 1: to my dick was I wanted to?
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  Speaker 2: That was my favorite part.
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  Speaker 4: I said, you just say acting all the time?
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  Speaker 1: You so bad? My Dick's how do you like that?
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  Speaker 2: Right in front of ice?
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  Speaker 1: Might you might have a career.
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  Speaker 2: I might have anyways, getting ready to like what happened.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to say that it didn't come out
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  Speaker 3: completely the way I wanted that to come out.
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  Speaker 2: But I get where you're coming from. And you know,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Mean to be like, well, hey, listens, respectful to you. Listen.
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  Speaker 2: I but you've been doing it a long time.
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  Speaker 1: I say, my finger in the door, I'm not Gothic.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't started to paint my nails. I thought that
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  Speaker 1: was for your band. No, I just uh, that hurt bad,
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  Speaker 1: hurt more than I ever thought it could hurt. Just
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  Speaker 1: did that now about three months ago, and I stuck
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  Speaker 1: it in somebody's water and it's the worst shit ever.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so when you slammed your finger, you were like, man,
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  Speaker 4: I slammed my finger.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, fuck, wow, that's to be cool even
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  Speaker 3: with that ow and I enjoyed a No.
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  Speaker 1: No, I was like a little bit. I was like
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck? And I couldn't even make it stop
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  Speaker 1: and it was bad. I've been shot before and this
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: shit hurt.
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: Damn damn. Yeah, I'd like to see you get mad.
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  Speaker 1: No, you wouldn't know.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm saying like on the screen, like really grounded.
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  Speaker 1: They got to give me the lines. They got to
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  Speaker 1: give it to me. I'll tell you what it is.
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  Speaker 2: I want to let you do that for you.
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  Speaker 1: You're trapped into that role, that character, and that's that's
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  Speaker 1: the range you have. So until they give me that line,
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  Speaker 1: I can't do that. You know. I'm looking forward after
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: this to be another movies and do stuff for you,
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  Speaker 1: get to see different parts of me. I just think that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you're on a show and they like
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  Speaker 1: the way you're doing it, don't change it. Don't all
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: of a sudden walk in there and be a different character.
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  Speaker 1: So that's oha fin Tootuola. That's how he is. I'm
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  Speaker 1: pretty rational and pretty cool. I'm not a person that
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: gets angry. I get even, so I don't really look
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: at it like that's worse. Yeah, I'm not that kind
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: of person. Like if you get me mad, I get
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: real quiet and then I start plotting. So I'm plotting
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: like okay, yeah, but you know with your shit that
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: didn't that doesn't affect me because first off, I know
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: he's a comedian, and secondly, I love you, so I
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: was like, okay, you know, but here's the thing. Whenever
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: you go negative on somebody this, some of you guys
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  Speaker 1: need to know. Don't worry about me.
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: Listen and learnt worry.
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  Speaker 1: About all the people whose livelihoods it's based on me
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  Speaker 1: being successful. And a lot of these cats don't have
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: Social Security numbers. So when someone this is my record,
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: it's not the date, it's just a record. You got
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: fifty cats or twenty guys saying are they just God
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  Speaker 1: for you? They go they saying we shouldn't go on tour.
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  Speaker 1: They take it more personal than I do. Right, They saying,
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: oh they going after my man, This man is paying
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: my bills. This is so now they like It's like
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: if I got in a rap beef with method Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have to worry about method Man. I got
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: to worry about his fans. His fans could catch me
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: at a restaurant and be like, oh, so that's how
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  Speaker 1: that is. So the thing of it is is that
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  Speaker 1: my phone lit up.
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  Speaker 2: With people you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't want to meet. My phone lit up like, yo,
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: what's up with Dual? What's up with Doude? I'm like,
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: they jokes cool. I know, Nick they cool, blah blah
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Yeah, but unlike their cause fuck that
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: and they take it differently than I do. So this
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  Speaker 1: is a when you deal with other people out there,
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: it's and you know, as an entertainer, you have folks
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  Speaker 1: that are more sensitive. Oh yeah then you are.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's true.
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  Speaker 1: And they're not. They're sensitive because first they love you
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  Speaker 1: and secondly, you are their livelihood. So like I say,
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  Speaker 1: when somebody says my album sucks, my boy's like, oh
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  Speaker 1: so we ain't going on tour because this nigga. Yeah,
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: you know that's how they feel. And so other than that,
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  Speaker 1: that's good and you and who comes with pizza? So anyway,
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  Speaker 1: now we're in the house and that's all past, you know,
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: you know, anotherother thing is this like beef is real.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like, oh I made a mistake. It's like
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: fuck you, right, and then we address it in that behavior.
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  Speaker 1: But this ain't beef. This is misunderstanding and fun and
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: the internet and I love you guys, So everything's gonna
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: be okay because there's more shit out there's there's people
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: that really really are mean and really mean spirited, right yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and like a lot of times you're here to say no,
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't done maliciously.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's exactly right.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't fucking with certain people for certain reasons. I
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  Speaker 1: just like, nah, that's cool.
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  Speaker 3: So you know, so with all this rhetoric and whatever
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  Speaker 3: it was said, we're cool, right, I were cool. Like no,
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying like, oh, let them like yeah, yeah.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: Don't do it again. Don't do this shit again.
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: You got it right. Once is enough.
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: So I just want to ask you a couple of
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: questions about being married. You know, like you've been very
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  Speaker 3: successful at it, man, it seems like you, you know,
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  Speaker 3: what is the key to your success with you and
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  Speaker 3: Coco it's been public, but it has worked on a
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  Speaker 3: lot of it.
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  Speaker 1: Were married twenty five years, Nick Wow. I think getting
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: married is like casting for a movie. You know, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta find somebody that's ready for all the scenes, the
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  Speaker 1: fun scenes, the wow scenes, the rough scenes, the tough scenes.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what marriage is. You know, there's gonna be
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: moments where she's gonna need you, there's gonna be moments
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna need her, but you're really gonna get married
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: to the person that can put up with you. Right,
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  Speaker 1: all of us are flawed, So you first admit your
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  Speaker 1: flaws and then my wife can deal with me. Every
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: other word out of my motherfucking mouth is motherfucking slutty,
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: motherfucking bitch, dirty hoe and all that. So that does
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  Speaker 1: not bother her because it's not directed at her. Right,
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  Speaker 1: So she understood that. And you know in Coco's Wild
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  Speaker 1: she was a party girl and she's an extrovert, and
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  Speaker 1: I dig that. It does not bother me. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: intimidated by it.
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  Speaker 2: Where'd you meet her?
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  Speaker 1: I met her in La I was doing a video.
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  Speaker 1: Lexus sounds like me. When I met her, I was
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: doing a video and I didn't want to do it.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: And I was in a negative situation and one of
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: my boys saw her. She was modeling, and he said,
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: you know what, this will distract ice introduce him to
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  Speaker 1: this girl. I don't really like being introduced to people,
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: cause I could do my own fishing. If you bring
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: a girl to me, now, I gotta act like I
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: give a fuck and be nice when that's not the
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: girl I would have talked to. I was the guy
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: who used to go in the clubs and hang out
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: by the girl's bathroom to see girls in the white
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  Speaker 1: light and pick 'em off. You know, so I know
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  Speaker 1: how to talk. I know how to catch fish. So
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: I was like, she turned around, they she walked her
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  Speaker 1: up to me. First thing I saw was her teeth, teeth,
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: her teeth, she was so close. Then I seen her boobs. Yeah,
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: so I I I. I. I was like, okay, she's
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: a white girl. She got big boobs, right, cool, I'm cool.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: When she turned around, I seen she had a big ass.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: I was like a fucking unicorn. I'm like, what the
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: fuck just happened? Yeah, So, in the words of Iceberg, Slim,
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: I struggled to remain calm, and so, you know, Iceberg
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: slim alright. So she walked off and then I re
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: I walked her back. I said, I gotta reintroduce myself.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: I walked over to her and I basically said to her,
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: I said, Yo, uh, you drop dead gorgeous. I mean,
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: I was really stunned when I met you. Are you
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: here with your man? First thing you always do is
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: qualify the customer, make sure it's okay to talk. Second
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: thing I said after the compliment is here's a player
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: line for all guys. Learn this one. It's okay by
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: flirt with you.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: You said that.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Flirt flirt girls do. Look, girls love. They love that
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: line because it's not offensive, but it makes your point
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: clear what you're attempting to do. Okay, it's okay. I
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: By flirt with you, a girl will shut you down.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: A girl won't let you flirt if she cannot imagine
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: being intimate with you. A girl will look at you
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: really quick. If she cannot imagine you being intimate, there
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: will be no conversation. She'll shut it down. I got
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: a man, No, I don't want you to talk to me. This, that,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: and the third. If she says yes, she's giving you
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: the green light to fuck up. She's giving you the
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: chance to fuck up. She's like saying, you're physically attractive
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: enough for me to have a conversation with you. Now,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: let's see what the fuck you got. So what happened
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: was I started talking to her. I said to her,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: I said, have you ever considered the date and the
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: gangster rapper? Now Coco was in the dance music, so
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: she don't know shit about a gangster rap. She said, well,
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: if he's nice and the pimp God sent me the line.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: I said, well, baby, you take the end off nights,
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: you get ice. And at that moment, she started smiling
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: and laughing, and I'm like, okay, I'm through that level.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: And basically we dated back in the days. You remember
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: the days we had the Motoroller, two way pages, the
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: little jump off. I had a record label and I
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: gave I had a bunch of them for my crew.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: So I gave her that's syndicate. You had a syndicate,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: gave her a PA. I gave her one. I had
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: like fourteen of them from my guys. That's how we
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: can get a hold of them, right. So I said, look,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I'm going back to New York. You live in Cali
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: At she was living in Arizona at the time. I said, here,
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: take this, and we dated through that. We had one kid.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: We had one continuous conversation. Now you're paging for about
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: two weeks. We just talked on that.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: When was the first physical date.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: The first physical date was when she came out to
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: New York about three weeks later. Okay, and then that
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: one Okay, you click, you hit, and then what happens
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: to girl? Leeves? You had a good time.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: But what happened?
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Like everything happened, but it's kind of like she you
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: had a great time.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Did she have a great time?
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: That's the scary caller. Did you call her?
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: A girl will smile and say it was great? And
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Lee even never want to fucking talk to you again.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: So how did you get the respond?
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Did you? I waited? I waited, she left, she went home.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Now she's in Safe Tech with Karine. I'm nervous. I'm like, yo,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: are you nervous? I liked her. It was good for me.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I was like like her a lot, a lot. I mean,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: here's another thing. When she came out, I had apartment
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: and stuff, and during the she stayed for three days.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: She cleaned, she started the vacuum.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: What the vacuum, She started vacuuming.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Plain, when a woman likes you, she'll move on you domestically. Really,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: she'll move on you domestically. A chick that is just
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: wanting a date ain't gonna do nothing. But a woman
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: likes you, she'll cook, she'll show you something domestic about her. Okay,
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: So these are all pointers that anybody listening you might
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: want to watch these.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: There's green Like one time my wife before I dated,
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: he came to see me in Minneapolis and I was
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: doing a movie of the week and she washed my
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: clothes and I was taken by that.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: It's a green light.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: You're both a barrier. Well, I married shit for me.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I pay attention because these are you know, you always
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: hear about red lights. These are green lights, right, these
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: are green light. So then she left and I asked
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: her and she said, nah, I had a great time.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: I want to do it again. The second time she
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: came back, I sent her through the gauntlet. I said, well,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I do so many different things. You got to she
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: went to law and order, she went to a rap concert,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: a rock concert, a lecture, and I told her quick,
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I said, I can never. I can never. I'll never
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: make you, I'll never leave you. But I can't wait
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: on you, you know, because I got to hit numbers
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: my life. I had to hit numbers like rock Kim said,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: no time to comb your hair. Baby, Brothers is busting
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: at me. Yeah, I can't show up at my show
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: and say I was waiting on Coco to clean, you know.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: So she started getting up an hour earlier than anything
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: we had to do, and she was always on point.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: And the end of this story is when it was
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: time for her to go home that time, the final time,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: she gave me the puppy eyes and I said, you
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: don't want to go huh she said, and there was.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: So the next time we just started. We invest and
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: you know, invested more time. And here we are twenty
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: five years later.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: When did you get married?
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: We got five years ago. No, no, but before twenty
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: five We got married within the first three months of
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: us being together. But we got emotionally married. See to me,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: the papers not as real as emotional. So I said,
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: you know, at some point, I'm like, is this it?
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Are we gonna do this damn thing? And she said yeah,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: And I said, so this moment we're gonna be monogamous. Now,
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: this is where we're at. And she said, that's what
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: I want to do. I said, rest of the way out.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: She said, rested the way out, and I gave her
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: a little ring, like a promised ring. And from that
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: moment on we behaved as we were married, you know.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Then later on we went to Vegas. We got married
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: by ourselves on New Year's Eve.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: So you never had like a big formal.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I think those are that's a good red flag. Yeah,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I think that's good if a girl wants to be married.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Some women want the wedding more than the marriage. Yep.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: So you know, if you want to be married, we
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: get married. So we got married at Caesar's Palace on
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: New Years. Nobody knew. People thought we were already married.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: And then when we finally did it, I said, in
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: five years, we're going to throw a big event. Cool,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: and we did. We did it at ten years and
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: we throw it. We were on Ice Club's Coco. We
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: had a big party in La Snoop Kat Williams. Everybody
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: came and renewed the vows. And that point, all your
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: friends can now make testimonials about your marriage. If you
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: do a marriage to quick. People in the back like yeah,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: right right, I don't know this bitch. It's like, what
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: the fuck is really good? This nigga's tripping right now.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: This is not gonna go well. But after five or
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: ten years now, the people that know your love and
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: how it's worked, and you know, and from the homeboy
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: homeboys don't care. We don't really care who you get
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: married to. We care how it affects you. We care
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: how it affects you mentally in business wise, you know.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: And and when I got with Coco, I tripled my income.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: So she was good for you. She was good luck
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: for you.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Everything, you know, Like that's what it is. You know,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: marriage is just as much as a business connection as
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: it is love. You gotta find somebody that can connect
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: all the dots, you know. But it's funny though, first
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: thing I did when we first really got together, I
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: gave her my phone. I said, answer the phone. So
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: any chicks I had that was still floating, because I
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: had girls folting in the ether, but nothing serious like
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: chick from Atlanta I might see if I was in
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: the land, so they would call and she go, Hi,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: a nigga, who's this? This is a Coco, Oh wanta
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: leave a message for Ice? Yeah? Yeah, you know, and
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: that was it. They just knew what it was. And
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: this happens reverse guys that know girls, not officially, guys
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: that move around. You'll get to that town and you'll
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: check her. She said, I got a man now right,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: And that's that's it. You know, So you had those
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: loose relationships. I had nobody that I had to really
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: shut down and Coco. The funniest part with Coco is
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: my dudes would call be like, yo, yo, what fucks
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: what's up? She goes, Hi, this is Coco, what's up?
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: And they go hey, Coco. They start talking back like her,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: and then she translates the fucking shit to me. Baby,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: trigger said, he left some bullets in the back of
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: the car. You know.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: So you are you a romantic.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: To an extent? Yeah, yeah, I believe if I'm in luck,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: what's happening? I don't know. We were thought we were
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: in trouble.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Am I having a stroke?
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: I felt the same thing. I was like, I think
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: the sun just come now.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Let me just let me, let me lift this up
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: a little bit. Hold up, but I'm gonna finish this
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: romantic shit, because nobody ain't heart icy talk romance.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Is amazing. You make him melt. He is lilting right
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: now to an extent.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: You don't mean to go that route, but I'm all good.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: People always ask me, is anything you don't want to
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: talk about? I said, I want answer it. The thing
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: that happens when you first meet somebody where you dress up.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Everything's cool. They still make out, absolutely absolutely, but.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: We go people stop making out.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: What do you call it making out?
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: I don't mean like tongue kissing, but I mean, like
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: what a really good kiss like?
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, like you know.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Like I mean, if we're watching it, if you're watching
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: a movie and ship like that. You know, Coco climb
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: on top of me and stuff. We'll watch movies together,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: we hold each other. That means that romantic. Yeah, we
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: do that type of shit, like your feet stuff, all
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: kind of play foot seas got to you guys play
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: foot seas, you play a little more fuck foot. But
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to get at is, I think for
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: a real relationship, you have to have date nights. You
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: have to continue to connect to what got you guys
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: at each other in the beginning.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Right while you got together.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Repeat that, I'll show you something you don't me something
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: you know He's been in a comedy club with his wife.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: I always go, I don't want I don't funk. I
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: don't really hang out with dudes. I like hanging out
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: with Coco. I don't want.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Good look at dudes.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: I picked this picture of before we were married in Minneapolis.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: I had a mustache in my heyday. There you go,
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: and see what I'm saying, like, I like to remember.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: That, but that's done.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: I still like in love with her, but I like
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: to remember that feeling.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: It's as soon as as soon as you stop desiring
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: the person.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Check that out. Let me see, I see that that's
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: me and my wife.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: You see, as soon as you stop desiring your wife,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: as soon as she stops desiring you, meaning desire, not
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: just loving you. You can love this situations wanting you.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: I want you right that type of ship you.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: Go through that don't durn't that periods where you go
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: like you still want me? Are you still attract I've
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: been there where I felt like, yeah, you're.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Doing it, but we're going through the motions.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Something's missing here, And sometimes you can get that feeling
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: back if you had it.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: That's what you You know. So I still desire my wife,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: She still desires me. You know. That's just letting you know.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: She's touching you and she felt are asking like, are
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: you still attracted our way? No, I got a raw
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: sense of sexuality to put a nun's morality to the
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: test over long exposure. Damn God, So I should be
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: able to lay up around her and she's gonna say, yo,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I gotta jump on this man. Really, I don't know.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Man, you could be like a love guru, a raw.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Sense of sexuality that will put a nuns morality to
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: the test over long exposure.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Damn. You believe in God.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I believe in something I don't believe in. It's a person.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: I believe it's some energy fucking around out here. But
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: I don't pick any particular religion because I don't want
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: to get there. And the howday Christian and Gud says,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: remember me at that airport. So I'm just like, I
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: noticed something going on here, but I don't know what
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: it is. And to make it a person, that's kind
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: of I don't know. But there's some weird energy that
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: connects human beings together. It's too much unexplained ship.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: You know, just sitting here with you and then even
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: meeting you on s u V SUV. I'm just saying
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: the thing about you is that you're You're You're unique,
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: very unique. You are and I think that you know,
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: all that other stuff it's all bullshit, but you are.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: That's what makes you. I mean, everybody's unique, but you're
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: like truly unique.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Well, like I said when you guys posted that ship,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I said, you don't get named Ice by being hyper.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: You know, if you met me and I was like
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: all over the place, you like that, ain't Ice, you
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. So I got this name from
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: my personality when I was young.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: You were a kid.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm an orphan. I don't have a mother, father, sister, brother,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: no living relatives, no, So I've been I've been on
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: my own for a long time. So I really learned
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: early that external emotion is are wasted energy. Yeah, but
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm kind of better at it than I
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: like being able to pick my family. You know, I've
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: seen too many people go through problems with family because
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: they expect something out of this blood situation. I think
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: that you know, blood makes you, makes you family, but
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: relationships make you related, you know, like you could be
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: big closer to the meating my brother or whatever. So
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: I just you know, but now that's that's part of
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: where iced tea comes from. Man. You know, I'm a
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: yellow motherfucker, light skinned nigga. Grew up in La South
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Central with the gangs. And how I fucking somehow survived
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: that ship, you know, And the reason I did that
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I have the ability to connect to people. I might
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: not be the toughest, but I can connect to the
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: tough guy, and once a tough guy likes me, I'm good, right,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: you know. But you know that's it, that's it.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: But thank you.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's South all right. We done?
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Hey hey mm hmm