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Listeners give their bird calls · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: There's a reason we call you the world's most dangerous audience because when we ask you guys respond like this guy that's uh got a a video going viral, he walks around his office and gets his employees to do bird calls.
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  SPEAKER_01: Some are pretty good.
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  SPEAKER_02: We should do that today.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm serious.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, if they if they show up, let's do it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, I guess the only ones who it doesn't matter.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, but let's see if there's some folks here we can try.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because we are in a weird half-staffed situation right now.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, two of them are on vacation.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: And those are the two that I guarantee are normally always here.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, yes, they're always here.
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  SPEAKER_01: That might be kind of tough.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Anyway.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so four grid life tickets.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is up at Watkins Glen International this weekend, where it's it's racing, like drift racing, and this is like the racing with like the cojones, and then all day music festival.
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  SPEAKER_02: Shaquille O'Neal is gonna be there, Teddy Payne is gonna be there.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let's hear your bird bird calls for these tickets.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, Scott and Alley.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is my bird call.
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  SPEAKER_00: I am a dove.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, not bad.
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  SPEAKER_02: How pretty is that?
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  SPEAKER_02: Very, very serene.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, wait.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's this one.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is my cockatiel from when I was younger.
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  SPEAKER_02: Alright.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I was I was waiting for more like not a cracker.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I guess it'd be more of a parrot, not a cockatiel.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, isn't a cockatiel a parrot?
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  SPEAKER_01: I think it's that like a cousin.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Aren't they all cousins, though?
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Isn't the dick trickle that you were talking about related to the tit?
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  SPEAKER_01: The dick whistle?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, dick whistle.
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  SPEAKER_02: Dick Sistle.
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  SPEAKER_01: Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
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  SPEAKER_01: Dick Whistle.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's not a bird alley.
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  SPEAKER_02: By the way, the person who did the cockatiel, you're not registered.
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  SPEAKER_02: How do I get you the tickets?
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know how to call you because you've got to register on our app.
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  SPEAKER_02: Register on the Wing106 app and then use the microphone.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let me give you a little something here.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I wasn't really gonna jump in on this, but I'll do this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why would you not?
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  SPEAKER_01: In case Zach's listening.
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  SPEAKER_01: So, you know, I grew up in a house that we had parakeets one at a time until they would pass, you know, cross the fly over the rainbow bridge at that point, if you will.
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  SPEAKER_02: Petey, peady, and peady.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, one Jojo and the rest were Pete's.
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  SPEAKER_01: And when you have a parakeet that goes, they're horny.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I didn't know that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I discovered that from a vet years ago.
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  SPEAKER_01: The because you'll get parakeets there.
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  SPEAKER_01: They'll sing and then they'll do that.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's kind of like when a guy does that to a woman who's gonna be a big thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's what I want to do, is I want to walk up to the bar.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wait, here's one more.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sends Daffy Duck is technically a bird.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here we go.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, correction.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was Donald Duck, not Daffy Duck.
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  SPEAKER_01: Excuse me.
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  SPEAKER_02: We'll take a couple.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to know what kind of sexy mood you're in right now.
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  SPEAKER_02: Please not.
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  SPEAKER_02: But we'll take a couple more because we'll yeah, let's get like a few more.
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  SPEAKER_02: These are great.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: Get on the Wink one oh six app.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're gonna click on the microphone and give us your best bird call.
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  SPEAKER_01: You can do the Twin Tears Magic uh app or the uh My Radio Jams, whichever.
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  SPEAKER_01: Of course, wherever you are, we want it.