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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show June 12th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Show. Well, we're looking for your best dad joke. For
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  Speaker 1: some reason, people like these things. They love they're simple.
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  Speaker 1: What's the science behind that? Do you think I.
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  Speaker 2: Think they're simple and stupid?
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  Speaker 3: People?
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  Speaker 2: Well, close standards and are I don't like thought or trying.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's kind of like argument you've been saying, Seve Bass,
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  Speaker 1: about what a lot of these TV shows that are like,
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  Speaker 1: unfunny and stupid, and they're widely popular.
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  Speaker 2: It's the jokes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh see now, shot shot fire, that's funny.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, that's fine for folks.
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  Speaker 2: You're just joining us.
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  Speaker 3: My big problem with dad jokes is it was a
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  Speaker 3: completely unnecessary rebranding of a word we already had called puns.
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  Speaker 2: We already had a title for these things. But when
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  Speaker 2: people called jad dad jokes.
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  Speaker 1: And like, but that's not as punny. See now that's
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  Speaker 1: a dad joke about it's crazy, right, you are so crazy? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four, wode if you got a
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  Speaker 1: good dad joke for us? Eight seven forty four. And
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  Speaker 1: you know what, We'll start this time with the King
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  Speaker 1: of dad jokes, Sea Bass, because he you know, he
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  Speaker 1: has his feelings. As you've heard about.
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  Speaker 3: Dad jokes, Jesus Christ I opened up my reference, which
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  Speaker 3: is truly tasteless jokes. If you're not familiar with this,
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  Speaker 3: it's real awful. Does pull it open to a random thing?
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  Speaker 3: I mean ethnic jokes, very good, So random ethnic jokes. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: this is Oh, here's a classic. This is a classic
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  Speaker 3: old ethnic joke aka racist. Why do Italian men have mustaches?
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  Speaker 3: Why so they can look like their mothers. That's I've
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  Speaker 3: heard that one in thirty years.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever tried anal.
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: No, I hear it's pretty crappy. So that's how it's done.
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  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four. Woody, it's eight seven sevenody.
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  Speaker 4: Let's say hi to uh.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see how about uh oh you know what? And
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  Speaker 1: this is for oh you know what?
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  Speaker 4: And my phone system just crapped.
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  Speaker 1: I just relaunched, relaunched, and now let's try Nathan there
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  Speaker 1: he is, Nathan. Hey, guys, we're.
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  Speaker 4: Doing all right. So dad joke, what do you got.
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  Speaker 1: Guys?
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  Speaker 3: Here about the cow that jumped over the barbar fence?
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  Speaker 1: Hear about the cow that jumped over the barbed wire?
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  Speaker 4: I did not.
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  Speaker 1: Utter destruction, see Greg.
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  Speaker 2: Now that's done.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Nathan, appreciate you, buddy.
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  Speaker 5: I have a quick question for you guys. What sounds
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  Speaker 5: like a sneeze and is made of leather?
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  Speaker 1: Sneeze?
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  Speaker 4: What shoe you got one?
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  Speaker 1: Greg?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Did you hear that Aladdin got banned from racing?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: He was using performance enhancing rugs. All right, man, I
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  Speaker 6: just hit me with your best one.
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  Speaker 1: Uh what what does the spy when he's cold? What
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  Speaker 1: does a spy do when he's cold? What goes undercover?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 1: Well, what do you call a police officer who refuses
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  Speaker 1: to get out of bed? What an undercover?
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  Speaker 4: Cops?
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  Speaker 1: Right in there?
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  Speaker 4: Sammy, I know you got a good one, yep.
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  Speaker 1: And this one's tremendous.
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  Speaker 2: Why are shopping centers boring?
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 4: Because if you've seen one, you've seen them all. You've
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  Speaker 4: seen the mall.
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  Speaker 2: Agree with that, stable, but I'll put it on.
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  Speaker 1: No, if you've seen one, you've seen the mall. Y.
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  Speaker 2: Don't get confused. They're all great, Yeah, gotcha?
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  Speaker 1: Don't If you want to share your good dad joke
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  Speaker 1: with us? Eight seven seven forty four, what do you say?
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  Speaker 4: How did David?
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  Speaker 1: Everybody?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, it's updated.
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  Speaker 1: Hey morning, are we doing guys? We're doing great? All right?
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  Speaker 4: So what's your dad joke?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 1: How do you know when it's time to go to
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  Speaker 1: bed at Michael Jackson's house? How do you know when
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  Speaker 1: it's time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house?
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  Speaker 3: How when the big hands touching the little hand?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, plastic?
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  Speaker 4: All right, David, thank you for thank you for the
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  Speaker 4: call sea bass.
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  Speaker 1: Oh there we go.
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  Speaker 3: What ethnic jokes? What do you get when you cross
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  Speaker 3: a Polish person? And I'm gonna change this to uh,
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  Speaker 3: Latin American? Why a kid who spray paints his name
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  Speaker 3: on chain link fences? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: My, Polish jokes used to be about stupid people.
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  Speaker 4: We were just talking about that.
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  Speaker 5: I asked, like, why is that? How did that start?
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  Speaker 5: Because everybody knew them?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah when we were when we were kids, Polish jokes
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  Speaker 4: from big.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, everywhere, and they weren't called Polish jokes like dumb
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  Speaker 3: dumb blonde jokes.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, oh yeah, there was there was one about
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  Speaker 1: like something like uh, you know, why, why why did
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  Speaker 1: Polish people call it skiing? Because they can't spell? To bog?
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  Speaker 1: How do you get a one armed Polish man out
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  Speaker 1: of a tree?
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  Speaker 4: How's that wave to him?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, this person whose last name.
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  Speaker 1: Is is very Polish.
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  Speaker 4: I come from a Polish family, and.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand, Like, how is pole lock a slur?
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  Speaker 2: Like it's like.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not getting I have a question for you.
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  Speaker 5: Did you hear the rumor about the butter?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't, never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
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  Speaker 4: How do you catch a naked lady a booby trap?
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  Speaker 8: Well?
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  Speaker 4: You can't read this one on the text You've inspired
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  Speaker 4: some people see bass.
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  Speaker 1: Way to Go?
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  Speaker 4: What did the football coach? Ethnic jokes?
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  Speaker 1: This one? What did the foot football coach say to
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  Speaker 1: the broken vetting machine? What did the football coach say
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  Speaker 1: to the broken vetting machine? What give me my quarterback jokes?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 6: Sammy, did you hear about the guy who was addicted
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  Speaker 6: to the hokey pokey?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? He turned himself around?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Uh? Yeah I heard the dentist one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: dentists favorite time.
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  Speaker 6: You know that Gina won't let her step son go
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  Speaker 6: to the orchestra. What Yeah, it's because of all the
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  Speaker 6: sacks and violins.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: My favorite part is that Sammy really enjoys it. I
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  Speaker 2: really liked that genuinely.
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  Speaker 3: Well, for you guys who love documentaries, I just watched
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  Speaker 3: a documentary about beavers.
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  Speaker 5: It was the best damn show.
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  Speaker 1: I ever s, dude, the shovel? I mean, you ever
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  Speaker 1: really thought about the shovel? Such a groundbreaking invention?
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  Speaker 2: It really is, right.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, what's the Nevada City?
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  Speaker 1: We're all the dentists visit?
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  Speaker 2: Wait, what's the what?
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  Speaker 1: What? What's the Nevada City where all the dentists visited? What?
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  Speaker 4: I like to go to flas Vegas?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, part.
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  Speaker 4: What do you call it? Hippie's wife, Mississippi hippy?
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  Speaker 1: Get it?
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  Speaker 4: Let's go to Let's go to Matt, Hey, Matt.
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  Speaker 2: Matt, you guys doing I listen every morning?
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  Speaker 1: Man, I got a stupid dad joke for you.
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  Speaker 4: My daughter hat what you got?
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  Speaker 1: I had a dream I was a muffer last night,
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  Speaker 1: aff like a car muffler, and.
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  Speaker 3: I woke up exhausted.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's about cars. Really enjoy Yeah, all right, Matt,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you for the call. Appreciate listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Uh let's see how about Uh? Why does anyone need
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  Speaker 4: an arc?
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  Speaker 7: Why?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: Never mind messed that one up.
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  Speaker 1: I messed that one. Oh yeah yeah. Why do you
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  Speaker 1: chicken coops only have two doors? Why if they had four,
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  Speaker 1: they would be chicken sedam The.
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  Speaker 4: Joke is, does anyone need an arc?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Why because I know a gun?
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  Speaker 5: That's what do you call birds who stick together? What's
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  Speaker 5: up velcrows?
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  Speaker 4: I thought about going on an all almond diet.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's just nuts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, did you know that the first French
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  Speaker 1: fries weren't actually cooked in France?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: They were cooked in grease French fries? Do you know
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  Speaker 1: that dogs can't operate MRI machines? They can't operate him.
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  Speaker 4: They can't.
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  Speaker 2: No, why but cats can?
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  Speaker 7: Damn?
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  Speaker 4: Alright, Sammy?
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  Speaker 8: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Why did the belt get arrested?
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  Speaker 4: Why did the belt get arrested?
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  Speaker 2: Why it held up a pair of pants?
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  Speaker 4: All get a good one, ready, Sea Bass.
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  Speaker 1: We'll end with yours, but we're gonna go to Stephen
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  Speaker 1: Steven here first, hest Stephen, we're doing what's your dad joke?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 3: Why are chili peppers so rude?
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  Speaker 4: Why are chili peppers so rude?
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  Speaker 3: Why because they get face?
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  Speaker 1: All right, Stephen, thank you for the call.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Sea Bass, take us home.
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  Speaker 3: But if Puerto Ricans throw their garbage away and clear
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  Speaker 3: plastic bags, why so Italians can go window shopping?
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  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even know if I get that one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Puerto Rican trap?
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  Speaker 4: What is going on?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, what do you call two guys with no arms
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  Speaker 1: and no legs hanging from a window? Kurt and Rod.
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  Speaker 1: And that's how you knew dad jokes everybody. Greek clipstick
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  Speaker 1: is wait, wait what?
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  Speaker 2: What's you know what?
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  Speaker 3: Greek lips? Greek lipstick is Greek lipstick preparation. H what stuff?
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  Speaker 3: It's a good book, you got there kind of butt stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Truly tasteless, truly tasteless jokes.
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  Speaker 1: The name what was the other one that? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there was another there was another book like that though.
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  Speaker 2: Well, totally tasteless jokes. It truly tastless as the compilation. No no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: they just.
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  Speaker 3: Kind of.
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  Speaker 1: Show.
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  Speaker 4: Now I feel like an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: It's time for today's dumb ass contests, and today's dumb
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  Speaker 1: ass contest is the.
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  Speaker 5: D you you Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Time for U you Sea Bass.
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  Speaker 3: Explain the way the game works, everybody, please, I ask
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  Speaker 3: a very drunk person just the simplest, easiest trivia questions,
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  Speaker 3: and so that is the game. It is. Is this
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  Speaker 3: person so drunk that they won't know the answer. You
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  Speaker 3: don't have to know the answer, even though you will
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  Speaker 3: you'd be like, I know that. So if you can
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  Speaker 3: guess what they know the answer two times out of three,
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  Speaker 3: you win.
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  Speaker 1: And what is our contestants name? Here?
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  Speaker 4: Sammy, Kevin?
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  Speaker 1: All right, everybody say hi to Kevin. What's up? Kevin?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Happy Friday to you?
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  Speaker 1: All right, So Kevin seed bastards explain the way the
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  Speaker 1: game works. Now you just have to guess whether this
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  Speaker 1: drunk person will get the answers right or wrong two
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  Speaker 1: out of three times. We're gonna guess on Sammy and Menace.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't count towards your prize, but if you want
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  Speaker 1: to guess for that as well, you can. And we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to know this drunk just a little bit
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  Speaker 1: better before we get to the questions that count toward
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  Speaker 1: whether you're winning that prize or not.
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  Speaker 4: And who is this person?
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  Speaker 3: See? Man, this is Sophia, and she's gonna tell us
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  Speaker 3: all about how she's a big grown lady.
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  Speaker 4: Now, all right, here's Sophia.
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  Speaker 8: We're celebrating my birthday. I'm twenty six and I'm financially stable.
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  Speaker 8: So look, listen to this. Listen to this right now. Look,
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  Speaker 8: I could hit my bills right, I don't need nobody
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  Speaker 8: didn't pay my bills for me. I can pay my bills.
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  Speaker 8: No man, no woman, I can pay my bills.
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  Speaker 2: I give you money, though, kay, would you though because
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  Speaker 2: you like your things?
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  Speaker 8: No, I'm will never, Tony, I'm will never to deny.
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  Speaker 4: Money like you for me.
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  Speaker 8: Listen. My cash shop is Kylie Hayes Cosmetics. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 8: my that's my business line.
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  Speaker 1: Now we know it cash older.
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  Speaker 5: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to say it does. Just need your money,
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  Speaker 2: but she'll take it.
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  Speaker 1: But you'll take it an idiot, nice woman. All right,
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  Speaker 1: So that is uh, that is Sophia. Now, Kevin, are
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  Speaker 1: you ready for question number one? Yeah, let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 7: D u I Q finish the title of the famous
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  Speaker 7: novel fahrenheits Blank.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, wait, hold on, hold.
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  Speaker 7: On finish the title of the famous novel fahrenheits Blank.
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  Speaker 1: Oh novel, Yeah, I want to. We'll discuss here in
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  Speaker 1: a second. Triple no. Correct, that's a safe bet. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you don't think that.
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  Speaker 2: You don't think they saw the adaptation on Broadway?
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  Speaker 1: Triple no, uh, triple no in the room. Yeah right,
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  Speaker 1: what do you what do you think here? Kevin?
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  Speaker 8: No?
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  Speaker 4: No, all right, question number one.
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  Speaker 7: D u I q finish the title of the famous
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  Speaker 7: novel fahrenheits.
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  Speaker 4: Blank, Sammy nice.
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  Speaker 1: I know that's the answer that you want me to say,
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  Speaker 1: but that is not correct. But I have no idea,
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  Speaker 1: and I just put justice.
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  Speaker 4: And fahrenheit Okay, cool? Yeah, I guess I blanked out
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  Speaker 4: here in the novel part.
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  Speaker 1: And then I'm like, wait a minute, there must be
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  Speaker 1: that's too easy, because I thought the same thing fahrenheit
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  Speaker 1: nine to eleven. Well, right, But then I'm like, wait,
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  Speaker 1: not a novel. Wait, hold on, novel, let's not a novel?
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  Speaker 1: That was that? That was that Michael Moore, Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Nine to eleven documents he used He used that title
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  Speaker 3: as a spin off of the the original title, which
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  Speaker 3: is not that you guys know, the fahrenheit or fifty ynetics.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, diynaticsanos in there, four fifty one, four to fifty
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  Speaker 1: one And what was that about?
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  Speaker 7: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: I think it was like supposed to be like the
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  Speaker 5: temperature that a book burns, and it's like a dystopian sci.
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  Speaker 3: Fi It's essentially it's a it's another version of sounds
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  Speaker 3: like a good read nineteen eighty four.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, never heard of it, and all that stuff. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: heard of it.
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  Speaker 3: It's a main like it's a classic high school boy.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, so it's not for you. Don't say four or five,
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  Speaker 4: you say four fifty.
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  Speaker 3: Fifty one because it's degrees. And they also made a
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  Speaker 3: movie recently, which we'll get to.
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  Speaker 5: And that's what I was going to say, but I
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  Speaker 5: want to give it away, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Question number one here on the d u I you
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  Speaker 1: and Kevin said that our drunk friend here, Sophia won't know.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see if he gets his first point.
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  Speaker 7: Finish the title of the famous novel Fahrenheit Blank.
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  Speaker 8: I feel like I know this.
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  Speaker 4: Michael B.
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  Speaker 2: Jordan was in the movie.
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  Speaker 8: He was at Okay, let me get it right. He
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  Speaker 8: was at the train station. Klummy. I don't know, but
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  Speaker 8: I want to know that you know that I'm rocking
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  Speaker 8: with you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm rocking with you about Fruitval Station by the way,
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  Speaker 3: Fruitfel Station in Oakland.
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  Speaker 2: Not great place.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, been there many times, Kevin. Great news. You got
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  Speaker 1: a point out of these next questions. You just need
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  Speaker 1: one more in order to be the winner here on
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  Speaker 1: this round of the d uy Q. Question number two,
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  Speaker 1: what was the name.
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  Speaker 7: Of King Arthur's magician.
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  Speaker 4: Whoa I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Don't.
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  Speaker 4: Don't take a guess here, Kevin, do you know the answer?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely no, me neither. Dog hear it.
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  Speaker 6: You will, You'll be like, oh, I'm stupid, say like,
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  Speaker 6: that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Is it a name that we've heard and I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: assuming it's a name, Yeah, I've heard the name Dave before.
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  Speaker 5: I have a guess. I'm gonna write it down show.
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  Speaker 3: And there have been and this is not This is
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  Speaker 3: not a giveaway to say. There have been fifty adaptations
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  Speaker 3: of this story where this character is all over them.
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  Speaker 3: There's all kinds of things that are named after this
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  Speaker 3: character and everyday life companies this character turns out.
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  Speaker 4: I knew it, Kevin, We're idiots.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, agreed, Yeah, ugg face all right? Uh put
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  Speaker 1: me down for a triple no, agreed, Yeah, another triple No.
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  Speaker 6: Sammy likes old timey stuff.
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  Speaker 5: I don't. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, yeah, triple no. All right, Kevin?
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  Speaker 4: Are you saying triple no?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? All right?
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  Speaker 4: Question number two? Question number two d U I Q.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: What was the name of King Arthur's magician, Sammy Myrtle Myrtle?
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Oh oh.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Menace? I put gesture gesture, not even gesture.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Because that's how he would the court gesture, so he'd
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: make magic. He would gesture, Yeah, just happened.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: You were so.
• 16:12
  Speaker 7: Dull, no, lynd almost Merlin Merlin, dang it.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: I know it was right there from the Disney movie.
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: But he's the widow.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: That would be one out of the adaptation, one of
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: many adaptations. Also, let's not forget Merlin, like the Electronic Wizard,
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: which is the nineteen seventy eight hand Tel Electronics game.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was figured like there was like a you've
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: heard of Merlin, right, yeah? The name, Yeah, I know
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: the name. Yeah, like you say Merlin the Magician. Yeah yeah, okay, yeah,
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: but I know the origin. You totally knew it. I
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: just know the or No, I didn't know the origin
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: of it. Myrtle. Yeah, like you could have called him
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: like Copperfield.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: It was myrtle gesture, myrtle gesture.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Merlin.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: By the way, Merlin Entertainment owns Lego Land, Madam Tussus.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'll talk on that. It's pretty neat. They're balling,
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: all right. Kevin said no that Sophia wouldn't be able
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: to give us one. If that's the way it works out,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: he'll be the winner of the d u i Q.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: What was the name of King Arthur's magician?
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: You and me?
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Ken, congrat you're the winner of.
• 17:23
  Speaker 8: The d.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Congratulations.
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: Don't nobody know that?
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody got time but nobody? Yeah, all right, Kevin, congratulations,
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening to the WI the show,
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: and have yourself a fantastic weekend.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, you got it too, Thank you so much, Kevin.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: There's Kevin.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Don't hang up. We're gonna get his information, get a misprize,
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: all right, Question number three, which he did not need,
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: but we'll do for funzie here Question number three on
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: the dui Q.
• 17:52
  Speaker 7: Kristen Bell has starred as What Detective since two thousand
• 17:55
  Speaker 7: and four.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: This is a gimme for Sammy, obviously Sammy the charity
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: charity case.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: For saying, uh yeah, I forgot about.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: She's smiling like a cat with a canary.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: She's gonna have like a full backstory.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Kristin Bell has starred as what Detective and.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: I say it has because it keeps coming back.
• 18:14
  Speaker 7: Kristin Bell has starred as what Detective since two thousand
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: and four.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Wow, finally when Greg doesn't know what he feels like?
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Smart that's what familiar and this is this is designed
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: for a ladies of a certain age.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Uh, yes to Sammy. No for Menace, No for Sophia.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: That's exactly right, Yes to Sammy.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Not everybody, Greg agreed, agreed, all right?
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Question number three d u i Q.
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: Kristin Bell has starred as What Detective since two thousand
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: and four.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Menace. I even saw the movie you did in the theater.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because then they like, go fund me.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm blanking on.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I pushed Sarah Marshall murder, Sarah Marshall.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: All right, Veronica Mars.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, Kimmy Schmidt. Veronica Mars is the answer?
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, all right, let's see if Sophia knew it.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: D u i Q.
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: Kristen Bell has starred as What Detective since two thousand
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: and four.
• 19:16
  Speaker 8: Wait, okay, is he like that vampires?
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Is he that vampires?
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: He?
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, Kristen Bell, it's on that vampire ish nice. Yeah,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Well that's.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: How you play the d u i Q. Everybody, We're
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: gonna take a quick break more what you show next
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Show will be right back