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Riff 84 - DIY Haircuts, Sardines, and Beard Attempts [The Comedian Next Door]
This episode begins the way many great human endeavors do: with a questionable decision involving scissors and a mirror. The hosts attempt to unpack the logic of DIY haircuts. The debate over shaving versus cutting spirals into theories about facial structure, evolutionary leftovers, and why mustaches somehow carry generational authority. Beards require maintenance systems that sound suspiciously like seasonal folklore, and every choice—trim, shave, or let it grow wild—invites commentary from others who are not dealing with your face. Even AI-generated edits and plastic surgery…
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