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Show #273 Back to Our Bullshit · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you.
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  Speaker 2: That's why he's a founding member of the Odd Odds Media.
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  Speaker 3: Hello and welcome to episode two seventy three. B fy
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  Speaker 3: tw is back on their bullshit. Yeah, bullshit nothing, but yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you figured out in these trying times, you deserve a
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  Speaker 3: regular show. It's not quite regular. We have a special
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  Speaker 3: guest with us. Kyle is here who it was supposed
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  Speaker 3: to be Kyla's here. It came out as Kylas here time.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like half Italian, I can say that.
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  Speaker 1: And you have one for everything.
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  Speaker 4: It's the benefit of being a mutt.
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  Speaker 3: Because imini for everything everything. But we got three players here,
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  Speaker 3: so we're doing a cut through three way games, a
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  Speaker 3: very wrestling.
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  Speaker 1: We should do a letter table and cheers match. I'm
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  Speaker 1: too old. We ship down.
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  Speaker 3: I was gonna say the cheers match, just sit down to.
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  Speaker 1: Get wheels out and we all roll at each other.
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  Speaker 4: We could do emotional wrestling where we just hurl insults.
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  Speaker 5: Oh god, and with a lot of crime.
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  Speaker 3: I don't tap out, so I don't know I can
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  Speaker 3: do that. I oh man, vulnerable.
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  Speaker 1: Oh God.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna play three silly games like we usually do,
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  Speaker 3: just gonna have a little bit more fun because it's
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  Speaker 3: a three way versus match, so you see how this
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  Speaker 3: plays out. First of all, I gotta introduce our players.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna start with our special guests, Kyl, how are
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  Speaker 3: you doing?
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  Speaker 4: I'm great? How are you guys?
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  Speaker 3: I guess if I have a question, and it's an
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  Speaker 3: important one because it's a particularly tense time now here
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  Speaker 3: in the country that we live, how are you holding up?
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  Speaker 4: I'm watching a lot of comfort television.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, I'm cooking a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah awesome.
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  Speaker 6: I'm doing a lot of walking outdoors and admiring people's
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  Speaker 6: landscaping and waving at dogs.
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  Speaker 4: I really enjoy waving a dog.
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  Speaker 3: That is the best.
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  Speaker 7: And when they smile back at you, it's just but yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I'm okay, I.
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  Speaker 3: Mean, yeah, good, that's good.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: I was asked yesterday or the day before, why is
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  Speaker 4: why is there.
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  Speaker 7: Bombing going on? Why is Israel bombing Iran? And I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 7: world War three. I do have a degree in political science,
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  Speaker 7: and this is basically how it starts, you know. But
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  Speaker 7: it's okay, It's okay. So I just keep going for
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  Speaker 7: walks and waving a dog.
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  Speaker 3: Just keep breathing, keep going. Thanks in front of the
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  Speaker 3: other but I just thought i'd check in make sure. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do the same for my my cohorts here,
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  Speaker 3: our usual dreaming team. We're going to start with our usual.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to start with he's a game. We're in
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  Speaker 3: a storyteller. You used to be my youngest friend. Now
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  Speaker 3: he's awesome. It's Augie, it's me.
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  Speaker 5: I know, I'm sorry, question, I am really important. I
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  Speaker 5: am here, I know.
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  Speaker 3: How are you holding up?
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  Speaker 5: I'm actually doing five.
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  Speaker 4: He's having a great hair dye.
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  Speaker 2: That is.
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  Speaker 3: I can't that, but I argue that it's looking everybody girls.
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  Speaker 8: Many Honestly, it is undoubtedly a very stressful time.
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  Speaker 5: But some deal with stress in different ways.
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  Speaker 8: And I found out at a very early age that
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  Speaker 8: when things get stressful, I tend to step up.
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  Speaker 5: I just feel obligated to.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm fine, Okay, good, thank you, Thank you for
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  Speaker 3: being a person who has the correct response. And he
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  Speaker 3: stressed the situation as supposed to me.
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  Speaker 5: Turn up response differently.
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  Speaker 1: Cookies are needed, actually, so I get it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I am. I learned a long time ago when
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  Speaker 3: when things get when I don't know what to do,
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  Speaker 3: I tend to freeze, and that sucks.
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  Speaker 9: I wish.
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  Speaker 3: I wish I could change.
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  Speaker 1: That, but it's it's nature.
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  Speaker 5: Believe it or not, it is nature. Freeze, flights, fight. Fine,
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  Speaker 5: we'll see, we'll see.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna move on to he's a veteran in the
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  Speaker 3: podcaster and as it turns out, a veteran podcaster, it's cbe.
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  Speaker 1: Ha that's me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah right.
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  Speaker 10: I got this awesome head shaver at the v A
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  Speaker 10: in the basement v X and it's got like five
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  Speaker 10: blades on it.
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  Speaker 1: It's all electric. Awesome, wow, actually soft.
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  Speaker 3: So how are you holding up right now? Awesome?
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  Speaker 1: Head about.
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  Speaker 3: I mean more like mentally emotionally, how are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, god yeah.
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  Speaker 10: He was like, I don't know about you, guys, but
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  Speaker 10: I go to therapy, so I have I have.
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  Speaker 5: Multiple He's got access to therapy.
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  Speaker 1: I have multiple therapies.
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  Speaker 10: I have a one on one therapist and I also
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  Speaker 10: have a group therapy.
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  Speaker 4: I go to the responsible answer.
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  Speaker 8: I'm just I might have the right answer, but he
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  Speaker 8: had the actual.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody expect Nobody expected that one.
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  Speaker 10: And like I always always said that podcasting is a
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  Speaker 10: form of therapy. Though you are able to voice your opinion,
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  Speaker 10: thoughts or just get things out you need to get out.
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  Speaker 10: So I have technically three different types of therapy, and
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  Speaker 10: I think everybody should do that. It might not be
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  Speaker 10: like everybody's cup of tea or whatever what you're saying,
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  Speaker 10: and that's fine. Just ignore them then move to the
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  Speaker 10: next one. That's all, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Love that awesome? Oh yeah, big fan, Stevie, Champion of
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  Speaker 3: mental Health.
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  Speaker 1: The one thing more you know I'm trying.
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  Speaker 3: It's a dropout reference for those in the know. Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: enough of secret jokes, real jokes. Yeah, yeah, we got
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  Speaker 3: three games to play. We're gonna start with game one.
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  Speaker 3: Game one is like share block. I've got three news
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  Speaker 3: stories here, and all you've got to do is tell
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  Speaker 3: me which one I would like, which one I would share,
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  Speaker 3: and which one I would block on social media. There
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  Speaker 3: is only one correct combination, and it contains one of each,
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  Speaker 3: like share and block. We're gonna go over each story first,
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  Speaker 3: and then after we're done going over the stories, then
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  Speaker 3: I'll get your answers and we'll start with our special
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  Speaker 3: guests and go around the table. So, unfortunately, Stevie, you
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  Speaker 3: do get to guess last.
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  Speaker 1: Oh sweet, my choice is already made.
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  Speaker 3: But if never of them get it, exactly right. You
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  Speaker 3: will have the chance to win.
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  Speaker 1: So sweet to look at the story.
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  Speaker 3: I love this.
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  Speaker 1: Today's awesome good.
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  Speaker 6: Day therapy is choosing the dancer.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, it's get started with our first story. Michigan. Father
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  Speaker 3: and son find Bigfoot and say he should be renamed
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  Speaker 3: big butt.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I mean, well, you know.
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  Speaker 12: So.
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  Speaker 3: This took place on May eighteenth that Sunday. Henry and
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  Speaker 3: his son, along with their dog, were walking into a
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  Speaker 3: marshy area by Plum Creek near Monroe in Michigan. They
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  Speaker 3: had planned to do some fishing while enjoying nature. After
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  Speaker 3: walking some one hundred yards, their dogs scared off something
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  Speaker 3: that was lying on the ground. It took off in
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  Speaker 3: a hurry, and they said the trees were shaking. They
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  Speaker 3: didn't think much of it. They thought maybe he startled
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  Speaker 3: a herd of deer, because deer regularly come to that
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  Speaker 3: part of the forest. They enjoyed the wildlife for a while,
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  Speaker 3: and then they heard sirens in the distance, and Henry
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  Speaker 3: pulled out his phone in earbuds listened to a police
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  Speaker 3: scanner app to find out what was going on, and
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  Speaker 3: then something jumped down from the tree next to them.
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  Speaker 3: In their report, Henry said that he and his son
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  Speaker 3: heard something rustling in the tree to there left, something
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  Speaker 3: something big, and Harry jumped off and hit the ground
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  Speaker 3: with a thud. A big, heavy animal hit the ground
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  Speaker 3: and crouched and started moving towards me through the brush,
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  Speaker 3: said Henry. According to the testimony, both he and his
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  Speaker 3: son gave to a real organization called the b f RO,
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  Speaker 3: which stands for the big Foot Field Researchers Organization.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the.
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  Speaker 3: Being was a large furred primate and they saw the
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  Speaker 3: harry back and big cheeks pretty clearly for a good.
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  Speaker 12: College.
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  Speaker 3: Henry did not even have enough time to think about
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  Speaker 3: taking a photo, which is a pity because somebody should
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  Speaker 3: have shot that.
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  Speaker 4: Booty tapping that ass.
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  Speaker 1: Michigan, Michigan, Henry and the head.
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  Speaker 3: Now, to be clear, Monroe, Michigan is like a conflux
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  Speaker 3: of reports about Bigfoot. They also in that area for
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  Speaker 3: some reason, so this is not the first time someone
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  Speaker 3: in Monroe has claimed to have seen Bigfoot.
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  Speaker 5: What if it's a black bear with mange.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if it's a dude in a yeah, oh
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  Speaker 1: my god. What if it's Bigfoot.
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  Speaker 6: What if it's an exchange program and it's a yetty
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  Speaker 6: got dirty Dirty.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a great nickname. I got dirties myself.
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  Speaker 1: Dirty. That's a sick band name. Fuck you guys play.
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  Speaker 10: Instruments, all right, You guys got to pick up the
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  Speaker 10: slack on the basic woodrow.
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  Speaker 3: I can play mean air guitar.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, all right, you got this.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let's move on the story. Number two. You're the
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  Speaker 3: singer number two. Mule riding Cowboy Cody arrested for releasing
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  Speaker 3: raccoon inside a bar that refused to serve him. So
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  Speaker 3: most towns, most towns have like one like person of
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  Speaker 3: legends right right. They may not be the best person
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  Speaker 3: or even a good person, but everybody knows the truth.
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  Speaker 3: But that's generally because they pull crap like this. So
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  Speaker 3: Jonathan Mason is a resident of Murray, Kentucky. He's forty
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  Speaker 3: years old. He owns a farm outside of town, and
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  Speaker 3: he's locally known as Cowboy Cody, a nickname he lives
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  Speaker 3: up to because he frequently rides into town on a mule.
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  Speaker 3: Oh boy, He's even led cops on more than one
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  Speaker 3: drunken chase. On his best heurden Chase.
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  Speaker 4: Speedy.
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  Speaker 3: So this particular incident took place on June sixth Cowboy
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  Speaker 3: Code Cody had trapped a mischievous raccoon on his farm.
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  Speaker 3: After a hard week of doing whatever he does, something
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  Speaker 3: he felt like he durned a drink, so he decided
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  Speaker 3: to pop into town to celebrate that Friday night. On
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  Speaker 3: this excursion, he didn't take his mule. He took a
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  Speaker 3: regular automobile, but he took the raccoon with him.
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  Speaker 4: It's a big tell there.
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  Speaker 3: It's just the kind of guy you are if you're
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  Speaker 3: Cowboy Cody from Kentucky. So he reportedly started drinking before
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  Speaker 3: he'd even hit downtown, and about nine PM he arrived
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  Speaker 3: at the Big Apple Bar and Grill. They had previously
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  Speaker 3: banned him over something that they referred to as a
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  Speaker 3: drunken mule incident.
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  Speaker 4: Something that something screams pooped to me.
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  Speaker 3: We don't know, We don't know what happened, but feel
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  Speaker 3: free to use your imagination. When Cody arrived, the bar
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  Speaker 3: staff immediately went on alerts, and the owner hoped to
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  Speaker 3: get him to leave without any trouble. And he said, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I see how it is. They said, a pretty face
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  Speaker 3: out here to distract me. It seemed to work because
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  Speaker 3: he stepped out without really grumbling and everybody breathed a
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  Speaker 3: sigh of relief, which disappeared pretty quickly because he returned
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  Speaker 3: with the raccoon. He strolled in with the raccoon walking
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  Speaker 3: by his side. What the fuck? That's all it was.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently more scared than anything. Uh. One of the staff
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  Speaker 3: tried grabbing the raccoon by its tail, and all hell
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  Speaker 3: broke lose. No, yeah, the raccoon bit the employee, scurrying
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  Speaker 3: off on the chairs and tables. Security footage from the
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  Speaker 3: restaurant shows the staff crawling on the floor, dodging furniture.
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  Speaker 3: It was the owner whom managed to tame the raccoon
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  Speaker 3: by using bait to lure the raccoon onto a chair,
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  Speaker 3: throwing a towel over it and wrapping it up and
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  Speaker 3: then carry outside.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's the proper way you could.
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  Speaker 8: So this is the other thing you could have done.
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  Speaker 8: Open up the door, put food right next to the door.
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  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, and it would have eventually just wandered out.
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  Speaker 10: People are stupid, Yeah, lots of people are stupid.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if there are consequences.
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  Speaker 8: I assume so I would imagine because basically you released
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  Speaker 8: a well, you released a wild animal into a private establishment.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure there's laws against that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it walked in with him. He just opened the
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  Speaker 1: door while he was walking in, so technically he's okay.
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  Speaker 3: Well he tried to slip out unnoticed.
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  Speaker 1: Well wouldn't you. There was a raccoon in a restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: That's my cue.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta go.
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  Speaker 3: The bar staff reported him to the police. They found
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  Speaker 3: him soon enough. They found him driving his car. He
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  Speaker 3: refused to open his doors or even roll down his windows.
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  Speaker 3: They quote unquote removed him from the vehicle, and he's
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  Speaker 3: now been charged with assault, criminal trespassing, and resisting arrest.
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  Speaker 3: He also didn't have car insurance, which is legally required,
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  Speaker 3: so that another strike, and he's currently being open jail.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I imagine why you're not a member of society, sir, Well,
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  Speaker 1: not a good one.
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  Speaker 3: Anything else.
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  Speaker 1: No, the raccoons, raccoon?
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  Speaker 5: What about his mule, His poor mule.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't get to go to the bar with him.
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  Speaker 1: He had to stay home, and he took the fucking card.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't even drink like that's bullshit.
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  Speaker 4: Doesn't even get his beer.
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  Speaker 5: What an ass?
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's move on to story number three. Seemed
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  Speaker 3: to have ringed all weekend out of that one story
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  Speaker 3: number three, a woman attends stranger's funerals for two years
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  Speaker 3: in a bid to catch the Undertaker's eye, and it works.
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  Speaker 3: What would you do for love?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, is Crunchy the undertaker because.
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  Speaker 3: You happen to know? I'm saying, man, Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 3: I get it kind.
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  Speaker 1: Of all right, now it makes sense. Now makes sense.
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  Speaker 3: So that's what Danielle Senior did. She's resilient. She saw
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  Speaker 3: the funeral director of a local funeral home and was
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  Speaker 3: immediately smitten. Now she couldn't approach him and ask him
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  Speaker 3: out for some reason. No, she had to let him
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  Speaker 3: make the first move, and she had just the plan
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  Speaker 3: to make it happen. She simply started attending stranger's funerals,
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  Speaker 3: hoping that one day the guy would notice her. Now,
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  Speaker 3: I have to tell you this all feels weirdly like
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  Speaker 3: a setup for a romance novel, and that feeling will
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  Speaker 3: get stronger when I tell you what the funeral director's
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  Speaker 3: name is. His name is Apollo Scariot.
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  Speaker 13: No, like, there's a lid for every pot, and there's
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  Speaker 13: there's a there's a community for every shall we say.
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  Speaker 4: Liking I'm trying not to say kink.
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  Speaker 13: But there's gotta.
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  Speaker 4: Be a romance novel of that.
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  Speaker 7: Already, there's some sick housewives out there, and I know,
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  Speaker 7: if not, I.
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  Speaker 5: Know, if not, I know Aaron's third book.
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  Speaker 1: Now do it just go hard into it?
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  Speaker 3: Just absolutely not?
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  Speaker 1: And then you didn't have an orgy in there somewhere.
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  Speaker 8: Just just sausage party, sausage party, just because why not?
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  Speaker 3: Do it?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, that fucking movie like, waste my fucking time.
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  Speaker 10: Seriously, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to derail this, but I
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  Speaker 10: had to voice by genuinely felt the file.
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  Speaker 1: That fucking angry.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't there a sequel?
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  Speaker 7: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it got more angry. I didn't watch that
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  Speaker 1: one they got, But Jesus Christ, I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Just so many the idea of its existence.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: So does that get past?
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  Speaker 3: So this hair brained scheme actually worked. It took two years,
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  Speaker 3: but Apollo finally saw Daniella throwing glances his way and
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  Speaker 3: he asked her out, and earlier this year they tied
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  Speaker 3: the knock no ship.
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  Speaker 1: Does he know yet how it happened?
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  Speaker 3: I assume I would hope, So.
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  Speaker 1: Find out by this article out, honey, check it out.
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  Speaker 10: So wife met like his undertaker to your funeral directors
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  Speaker 10: who like going in on these all these like funerals
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  Speaker 10: they didn't know about and ship like what.
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  Speaker 4: I met, This isn't as uncommon as we think.
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  Speaker 1: Probably not.
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  Speaker 6: My great grandmother lost her husband relatively young, and she
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  Speaker 6: met her second husband because they were both going to
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  Speaker 6: the cemetery to clean their plots of their respective spouses
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  Speaker 6: who had passed.
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  Speaker 4: And when they got together and they were married for
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  Speaker 4: a long time.
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  Speaker 6: I think that that was more common back in the
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  Speaker 6: day before.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the interw But now I have to assume that
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  Speaker 3: he does know because they actually celebrated their wedding in
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  Speaker 3: the way that they got together.
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  Speaker 4: They killed someone.
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  Speaker 3: They arrived at the wedding in a hearse.
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  Speaker 5: Was were they back with their dead body next to
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  Speaker 5: the altar?
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  Speaker 3: They told their story at the wedding, and the locals
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  Speaker 3: have since embraced it, adding to their collection of small
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  Speaker 3: town folklore.
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  Speaker 5: Like I like that, of all things, is not the worst.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, well that's all three stories. Let me
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  Speaker 3: just go over them real briefly.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: Story number one, Michigan father and son find Bigfoot and
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: say he should be renamed big butt mule riding cowboy
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Cody arrested for releasing raccoon inside a bar that refused
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: to serve him. And finally, a woman attends stranger's funerals
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: for two years in bid to catch Undertaker's eye and
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: it works. So which one of the east would I like?
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Which one would I share? And which would I block?
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: On social media? Kylie, you will go first?
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: I am going to go with my gut, which is
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: that Aaron loves big butts of all kinds.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Can lie.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: He's never lying, So he's going to share big butt bigfoot.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: And he's gonna like the Undertaker because he loves love
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: and uh, and he does not like animal cruelty. So
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna say he's gonna block their raccoon release in
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: a bar.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: Also rabies? You hate rabies?
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never been a rabies guy.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which is so strange. Do you think you would have?
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: You loved a foam at the mouth?
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: And yeah?
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: What can you.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Please explain to me what exactly you find about me
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: that is pro rapist? I need to hear this.
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: Doesn't it make you hydrophobic?
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: I hate swimming?
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: He's right of a cup of water.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: I can tell you you did not get it right, Obby,
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: it falls to you. You can keep one of hers,
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: you have to swap the other two, or you can
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: go entirely your own way.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: Could remind me of what it was in order.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Uh, Michigan. Father and son find Bigfoot, say you should
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: be renamed big Butt. Mule riding cowboy Cody releases raccoon
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: inside a bar that refused to serve him. Woman attends
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: stranger's funerals for two years, catches undertake.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: Okay, and you like shared blocked, which because I'm sorry
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: I did share big Butt like the Undertaker love story
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: and raccoon release was block.
• 21:13
  Speaker 8: Oh I see okay. Actually yeah, so I'll swap the
• 21:17
  Speaker 8: like and the block. Then he liked the raccoon story,
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: but he blocked the uh the Undertaker story because they
• 21:24
  Speaker 8: got buried in a church and Aaron hates religion.
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: Oh hates religion, just not his thing.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Uh, that's a nice tribe. You're also wrong, damn it.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: Give you the right answer?
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Who was forced to going last? You actually do have
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: a chance.
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's right yourself to guess.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: That's just the one that didn't choose.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Choose all the ones. They didn't just tell me what
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: you're thinking, I'll tell you if it's a copy.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good point. So I have to mm hmm,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I guess I want.
• 22:01
  Speaker 11: To block.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Guys. We'll have to block, you know, let's let's block
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: the raccoon, damn it, and I'll have to share the
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: funeral like big.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, that's the same as Kyle's. He said, Kyla
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: had the liking the share the other way around. You
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: are exactly right, That's exactly what I think. Yeah, you
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: had my block, correct, you just did and had nothing right.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: So Stevie wins our first game. That's one episode point. Wow,
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: he is in the lead, but that can change. Game
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: two is were two points and it's coming up right
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: after this.
• 22:54
  Speaker 14: Hey, Jeff, what are we doing?
• 22:56
  Speaker 12: Why are you whispering?
• 22:57
  Speaker 14: Because all of our devices are constantly listening to us.
• 23:00
  Speaker 14: Unless we take massive efforts to protect our online privacy,
• 23:03
  Speaker 14: all the details of our lives will be in the
• 23:05
  Speaker 14: hands of mega corporations.
• 23:06
  Speaker 12: Okay, sure, but this is the promo for our podcast.
• 23:10
  Speaker 12: We need people to be able to hear us this time.
• 23:12
  Speaker 14: Why do we need a promo?
• 23:14
  Speaker 12: Oh funny you should ask. We're now members of the
• 23:16
  Speaker 12: Odd Pods Media Network.
• 23:17
  Speaker 14: Are they one of those global conglomerates.
• 23:20
  Speaker 12: No, they're just a really awesome podcast network full of
• 23:22
  Speaker 12: great shows like ours.
• 23:24
  Speaker 14: Well, is there anything specific we need to say?
• 23:26
  Speaker 12: We should probably tell them what our podcast is about.
• 23:28
  Speaker 14: Oh, it's about how the algorithm shapes our lives and
• 23:31
  Speaker 14: how tech companies profit off our personal information. We dabble
• 23:34
  Speaker 14: in tech conspiracy theories and talk about how billionaires are
• 23:37
  Speaker 14: all buttholes.
• 23:38
  Speaker 12: I don't think we should say buttholes in the.
• 23:40
  Speaker 14: Promo, eh, but we already did twice.
• 23:44
  Speaker 12: Join us every other Monday for new episodes of suggested
• 23:47
  Speaker 12: articles a podcast.
• 23:49
  Speaker 11: Hey, if you're in the Western New York area and
• 23:52
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• 23:55
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• 23:58
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• 24:02
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• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: two is going to be the cost is correct? I
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: have got five items up for visits a lot.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Players are going to take turns offering what they think
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: is the actual final auction price upset item. Whichever player
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: is closest without going over will win that listing, and
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: the player with the most listings at the end of
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: the game gets two episode points. There's a tie, they
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: both get it, so yeah, that's pretty much it. CV
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: won the last game, so I'll make sure he goes last,
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: which means kind of again.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: And we're doing a single bid this time finale shot,
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: so try and get as close as you can without
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: going over on this. Our first itema forbids is this
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: curious artifact. This this Egyptian wooden sarcophagus face mask appears
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: to be from the Middle Kingdom era and is guaranteed
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: to be authentic.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: It has a certificate of authenticity.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: It still retains a lot of the original paint on
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: the face and is unrestored, and its owner remains unmaimed.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: And this listing can't be yours if the cost is correct.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Kind we're gonna start with you.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, I have such a nerd. I'm like, that's priceless.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: That belongs to Zoom. No, let's say, like, uh uh two.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Million, two million dollars okay.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: Yes, oh god, yeah, that ship's cursed, by.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: The way, don't touch it.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: But does that up the value or lower it up?
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Probably up?
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that ship it right to somebody would even accept it.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah you said two million.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I probably overestimated because I'm.
• 26:15
  Speaker 8: Like, I mean, who knows, who knows what those names
• 26:19
  Speaker 8: go for nowadays?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Back in my damiens, I'll know what.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: I will go up and say four.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: Four million, says Stevie.
• 26:30
  Speaker 10: I don't want it, so like ten bucks, I'll pay
• 26:34
  Speaker 10: and then I'll pay shipping to get.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: Who is the guy inside?
• 26:38
  Speaker 8: It's coming from Egypt, so you got to pay the tariff,
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: so it's probably gonna end up costing you like one
• 26:42
  Speaker 8: hundred bucks.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: All right. Well, with the bids being two million, four million,
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: and ten bucks, the actual final option praise of this
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: item is two three ninety nine dollars. Stevie wins with
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: his ten dollars bid.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: How is that so low? Who's a guy like a
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: like really.
• 27:03
  Speaker 8: Do they still have from a tomb or did they
• 27:05
  Speaker 8: steal it from some dude's garage?
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: And they need to be clear apparently this is on
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: eBay like Christie's or you know, some other induction.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: It could have been another money money laundering thing.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say, a million is kind of off
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: the table, okay, okay, okay, keep.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: It in the realm of like less than six figures.
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: Probably something in the realm of possibilities that someone we know.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I should have just over bit. I should have said,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: like thirty million.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: It's like you're all over. You to come down to
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: like one hundred grand. I've been like, you're still all over.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Y'all want to come down to ten grand? You're still
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: all over. I just would have been losing my fucking mind.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: So Stevie claims the first item. We're gonna move on second,
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: and this time we're gonna start with Stevie. Our second
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: item of bids is this signed lithograph.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Oh a lithograph Man Death.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: Dealer by Frank Franzetti depicts Death as a member of
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, sat on top of
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: dark steed. This artwork comes with a certificate of authenticity,
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: and this listing can be yours if the cost is correct. Ceebee,
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: how much for this gorgeous, if somewhat dark lithograph like that?
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I'd pay more than ten bucks for right, like, I'd
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: pay like.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: Twenty that's sound top to ten dollars.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: I got a ulysses as grant with it.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: I call it like four dollars.
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: What year was the does it say what year it
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: was produced or anything like that.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: I don't remember, and I don't have the listing, and.
• 28:51
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna say forty bucks, doubling Aggie suggest.
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna say six and seventy five dollars and seventy
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: five dollars two grand, too grand, says Oi.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: The actual final auction praise of this admittedly very cool
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: looking lithograph four thousand dollars.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, my song ship. I didn't think it was
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: maybe I thought he was in a tropic a lot
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: from four million to freaking like, well.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: We jumped to four million. Oh yeah, it was like
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: two thousand dollars.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: We're a little too hyped.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: In case you haven't been able to tell, all of
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: these are death and or funeral related. This the last story,
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: my favorite.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: You should do it. Oh there's some people somebody a
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: point they give.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: Skull teacher.
• 29:44
  Speaker 10: You should give somebody like starting after this game we
• 29:46
  Speaker 10: play it again, like if they can figure out the theme,
• 29:51
  Speaker 10: if idiots like us can figure out by like the
• 29:54
  Speaker 10: second game, we should get like a point.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: No suld get extra. I'm not allowing it. We're gonna
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: move on to our third item. Forbids, Oggie, you will
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: bid first. Our next aema for the bids is this
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: rare flag. This small six inch flag on a ten
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: inch stick was made for the funeral of Abraham Lincoln
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: and comes with a letter of authenticity claiming the flag
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: was given to the author's grandmother by one of the
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: guards attending the casket. Oh wow, And this listing goes
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: to the one of you who bids closest to the
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: final auction price without going over, Aggie, what do you did.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: Well to the right? Vexologist?
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Seven nice, seven thousand dollars, says Oggie, Steve, I.
• 30:38
  Speaker 10: Was just taking How funny is just like here just
• 30:42
  Speaker 10: passing these uppsally Garden some ship.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I don't think he's really guard.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: I think you're just.
• 30:49
  Speaker 8: Looting the place, stealing, stealing lincoln stuff while he was
• 30:53
  Speaker 8: dying on his deathbed.
• 30:54
  Speaker 15: I'll checked his pockets with full spoons. Yeah, it makes sense,
• 31:04
  Speaker 15: it makes sense presidential spoon.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah silver, you what you say?
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: He said seven thousand, it's a flag.
• 31:16
  Speaker 10: I'm not saying ten bucks this time, all right, I'm
• 31:18
  Speaker 10: gonna say twelve bucks.
• 31:32
  Speaker 8: Package flush five dollars because that's what's Lincoln's on.
• 31:38
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm gonna say it can't be that much. I'm
• 31:42
  Speaker 10: gonna say, like sixty nine dollars, because that bitch loves.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Night number sixty's.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she put that up for sixty nine. Just buy out.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: Sixty nine pounds.
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: I hate to to do like jerk moves, but I'm
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: gonna go seven thousand and one because I'm really.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Not sure that's fair. One, that's fair.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Well, I try to get the point, so I'll give
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: it seven thousand, stee sixteen dollars and seven thousand and
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: one actual final watch price of this flag two thousand
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: and five.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: This is like the day of Stevie Man.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: And I thought you were going to say seventy. I
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: was like, you would have just over him and take it,
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: and I was like god, And then you said seven
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: thousand and one.
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: I was already off the deep end, like.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: Like six thousand, nine ninety nine. But I still wouldn't
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: have one.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: No, that would be like the absolute worst thing to
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: do unless you were convinced that was the exact price.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: There's no way you can win if it's not.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I put the price tag on that yesterday.
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: I work at that.
• 32:57
  Speaker 10: STU put it on say, the same day.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: I was there that day.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Moistureizzed. I know. I'm a sales associate for Herman Miller.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: I do their inventory. Our fourth bids, Stevie will start again.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Our fourth forbids is this historic letter or no, I
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: was supposed to Kyle start.
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I am sucking hard today.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: You can still win to get both of these, but
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: you can do it.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: You got this.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Our fourth forbids is this historic letter. This signed letter
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: by Claude Monet describes optimistically his grief eight days after
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: the death of his son and three years after the
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: death of his wife. It comes with no certification, but
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: is guaranteed to pass inspection by any major authenticator. And
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: this macabre listed can be yours.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: If the cost is correct.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Claude Monet artist a letter that he sent to a
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: friend her knee. This is farm.
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: Well, he had an assload of children.
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: He had like nine kids, so they could work his
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: farm for him because it was cheaper.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Not that dad has anything.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: White people had children at all.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I need to.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: Go like twenty one grand oh ship letters. People are
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: wacko about letters.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: That's Augie.
• 34:29
  Speaker 8: Fuck, that's good one twenty one, that's that's a good one.
• 34:40
  Speaker 12: You know.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: I'll go lower.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Eight hundred, eight hundred, says STEVIEE.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Six hundred thousand, kidd.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: Eleven dollars, one hundred thousand dollars, says Stevie.
• 35:00
  Speaker 10: You said twenty one, I said eight on you said
• 35:02
  Speaker 10: twenty one. Yes, sir, I'm wanting to say three thousand, three.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Thousand, all right? The final auction price of this pretty
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: rare I mean, one of a kind letter from Claude
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Monette six two hundred and fifty dollars. Stevie wins that listing.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: As well ahead the day Stevie ruled the world.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Well, we might as well see if he can get
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: four out of five.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Stevie, you're gonna start the business idol.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Our final item up for biziness is this beautifully kept
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: funeral invitation. This invitation to the funeral of Admiral Horatio
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Nelson at Saint Peter's Cathedral would have let one into
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: the grandest funeral held for a non royal person to
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: that date. It comes with two genuine Alexander Davison Medals
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: for the Battles of the Nile and Trafalgar respectively. Okay, cool,
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: This listing can be yours if the cost is correct, Stevie,
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: you start us off.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: That's sick. That's fucking sick. I kind of want that.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Fuck uh nine grand, nine thousand dollars steep ye, yeah,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: two medals in there.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: I'll fuck you. Let's go like fifty two hundred fifty.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Two hundred, twelve twelve thousand, good number. You've all over
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: bids bit again, but bit under fifty two hundred Stevie.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Oh geez, okay, really fuck I might look at the
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: pee bank after this. Oh no, it's already sold. Fuck
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: twenty seven fifty.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Twenty seven, fifty.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Twelve thirty five, twelve thirty.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Five and nine hundred nine hundred. Well he did it.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: It's three thousand, three hundred and eighty nine. It goes
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: to Stevens. Hey, Stevie got four three of them, three
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: of them with bins that were just two digits. He's
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: dialed in amazing. Well, Stevie wins that.
• 37:15
  Speaker 14: No ship.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: He has a three points is zero to zero. Now
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: you can't beat him, but one of you could join him.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Game three is three episode points and we're gonna play
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: that right after this. I'm Richie aka Midnight Agent Raw.
• 37:43
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• 37:47
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• 37:50
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• 37:55
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• 38:00
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• 38:03
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• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game three. Stevie
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: is currently crushing it, but this game is worth three points.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Go Raccoon Powers.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: We'll see if this game ends in a two way
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: tie or just a full on reaming.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: I mean, there may be no kings in America.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: The king is a short king today. Yes, so we're
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: gonna play just correlates. I've got six six options here.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: They're all keyboard keys, control, all delete, insert, home, and end,
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: and behind each is a set of four clues. They
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: all share something in common. The player just has to
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: buzz in and tell me what that thing is. It's
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: gonna be specific, so just be aware of that. If
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: I need you to be more specific, I'll give you
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: the give me a little more sign If you guess
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: the commonality after just one clue, you get five points.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: If after two clues, you get three points. After three clues,
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: you'll get two points, but if you need all four clues,
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: you'll get one point. If you fail to guess within
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: the forty second timer, or if you guess wrong, all
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: the clues will be revealed to the remaining two players
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: and they will guess in turn order to try and
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: steal for one point. After all six keys have been played,
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: the player with the most points wins the game and
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: earns three episode points.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: So we're guessing a key though, right.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: You're gonna pick a key, and then I'm gonna tell
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: you what the clues are, one by one.
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, we always.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Start with the first clue for five points. Then I
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: have all you start the timer. When you want the
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: next clue, just say next, and I'll read off the
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: next clue and I'll tell you how many points it's worth.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: And when you're ready to buzz in, just shout your
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: own name, okay, and then give me your answer. Like
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: I said. If you're close but need to be more specific,
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: I'll let you know. Let you take another stab at it,
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: but after that, okay, okay, it's no good, and I'll
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: pass to the other players. All right, So Kylie, you're
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: gonna go first, because we're gonna make Stevie go last
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: because he's currently in the lead. So you may have
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: your choice of all six. Would you like control, alt, delete, insert.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: Home or end Big Homebody.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: I'm going home home. Okay, I will read your first
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: clue and then the music will start. Okay, all those
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: nights when you've got no lights, the check is in
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: the mail for five points, go next for three points,
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: and your little angel hung the cat up by its tail.
• 40:59
  Speaker 6: This has got to be like the theme to a
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: a sitcom.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: But I'm not remembering which one.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Next for two points, and your third fiance didn't show
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: next for one point. Sometimes you want to go where
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: everybody cheers.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: It's cheers.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Smith, So uh, what do you think?
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: These are their lyrics to the cheers song?
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: That's exactly right, lyrics.
• 41:35
  Speaker 6: Like this is awful because like because norm just died,
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: and like I watched that show every night as a kid.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: How do I not know the words?
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: It was so hard to say it. All those nights
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: when you've got no lights to check is in the mail?
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like you said that for.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Why do we know this?
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Anyway? That is one point to Kyla, good story. Let's
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: start all right, we're gonna go to You may choose
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: from control all delete, insert or end delete delete okay
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: when you're ready for five points. Creole House, Creole House
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: next for three points. Gwinnett, play small, next for two points.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Hawkins Police Station.
• 42:33
  Speaker 8: Oh god, that sounds summarily, but I don't know if
• 42:37
  Speaker 8: from where?
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Next for one point. The Upside Down.
• 42:43
  Speaker 8: Oh, h Aggie, stranger things. Uh, there are places from
• 42:54
  Speaker 8: that's exactly.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: There are locations in strangers.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Very nice.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Another point for Augie. Well done. Mhm, all right, you
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: need to reset. Okay, So Stevie, you're up and you
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: have control alt insert or.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: And all goes to ship, just saying, guys, insert.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Inserts you know I like, okay, insert it is?
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: When have you ever used the INSERTN?
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: Do you?
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: I don't use it at all? Down okay, So Stevie,
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: if you're.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Ready, sure your first clue.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Barb Howard for five points, Go next for three points,
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Doctor Siggy will sick Steve, it's buzzing in?
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Are these all characters from quantum Leap?
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: That's incorrect? Fuck, you can kill the music.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Damn it, damn it, damn I was trying to get that.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you the I'm gonna give you all
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: four clues, and then you'll be given a chance to steal.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Barb Howard, Doctor SIGGI will zigg, Lucy McClean the Ghoul.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Oh that's kyl J.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Smith.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: Those are characters from Followut.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Those are characters in TV show.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Very good, Thank you.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: Well, Barbara Howard. You said that first.
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: That's a character from abviod Elementary.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: Is a character in the Fallout TV show. Well done. Okay,
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: so that is two points for Kyla and we're going
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: back to Kyla for another for another category. When you
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: like control all end.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: I want to go all but I feel like I'm
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: gonna do better with control.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: So let's do control control. Take control for five points,
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: egg Plant Wizard next for three points, Walloweg next for
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: two points, Spiral the Dragon next for one point.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: Rain Uh, Kylie J.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: Smith.
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: This has got to be like something from like from
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: a video game, but I don't know what it is.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Is it.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: Mario Kart stuff?
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: No can kill the music oi Uh, you may steal.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: We've already given all four, but I'll give them to
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: you again. Eggplant Wizard, Walloweg, Spiral the Dragon, rain.
• 45:50
  Speaker 8: Ah Man I think they're all full on the same developers.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Are they not all.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Something i'll rare where games? No, I don't WALLOWEGI is
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: definitely not a rare word, Stevie, last chance to steal?
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Are they all just alternates of the main characters?
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: No, I'm afraid not. Spiro is the main character. Yeah, Wizard,
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: they're just video game characters who were known for being purple.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: The purple.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Spiro is a purple dragon. Purple.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: I'm not saying this to be a dick.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying this.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: If you would have said Grimace, well, the.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Thing was specifically video game character. I considered including Barney
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: the Dinosaur.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: But is in a video game?
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: As well in any of it. Nobody got it, So
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: we're just gonna move on. It is your turn. You
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: have the last choice. Would you like alt or end?
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: And because he wants this over, okay for five points,
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: head bomber next for three points double reverse.
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: Hi, these are all double my cry moves.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: No, I'm afraid not. It was a nice try, though.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: You can kill the music. Stevie. You get the first
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: chance to steal, and I'll give you all four head
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: bomber double reverse spinning bird kick han.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Are these all just characters? Sorry, just special moves of characters.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: For a steal? I need specifics. So I can't take that, Kyla.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: This has gotta be like street fighter move.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: That's exactly right, street Fighter, Kyla.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: Stint it's digging deep.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: Augie is unfortunately out of it. It is going to
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: be Stevie, Stevie and Kylo or just Stevie. It depends
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: on how well he does on alt the only one left, Stevie.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: But it's all yours and I need all of them, right,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: all five?
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Uh? If you get three points, you tie and that
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: will be enough to make you the only winner of
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: this game. Okay, So if you, if you, if you,
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: if you buzz in any point after three points, you
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: are giving this game to Kayla and we both win
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: this episode.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Awesome, Okay, all right?
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: So for five points Robert Rath ask for three points,
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Judge dread.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, so that's after this one. I'd be street Can
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I do this one?
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: If you buzz in on this one, you have a
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: chance to win the game out right?
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Oh buzz it, Steve?
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, Stevie?
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: What is it Oliver wearing masks? Or how it.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: I like it when it's wrong. So Kyler, you're gonna
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: get first. I'll give you all four Robert Wrath, Judge Dread,
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: John Spartan, and John Rambo.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah fuck.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: Sylvester character semesters, characters.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: Yes, Sylo stole three of those, master thief that she is,
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: and she wins. Just correlate with four points to Augie's
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: one to TV's zero, which means Kylie gets three episode points.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: It's a tie. Stevie and Kyler both wins. What game?
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Hell?
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it falls for me to thank Kyler for coming
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: on beer, Thank you, thank you.
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: I appreciate time as always did.
• 49:56
  Speaker 9: That's awesome.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: Well what would you like to promote, if anything?
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: Be kind to each other, wave to dogs, watch out
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: for pedestrians, and just be kind to each other people.
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: I got nothing else going on.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Kindness and dogs, cats too.
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: I'd waited cat cats.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: Cat would just look at you.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: Don't really care so much. Yeah, they might take it in.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: They're like, okay, go to sleep. What's gonna happen to you?
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: Just give them the respect.
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: No, I'll remember you.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: So that's gonna be it from us. Thank you so
• 50:38
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• 50:41
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• 51:05
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• 51:07
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• 51:10
  Speaker 6: I mean, like, I'm Kyle of the Koala on Instagram,
• 51:13
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• 51:14
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• 51:16
  Speaker 10: But which one screws you up so bad you had
• 51:19
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• 51:24
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• 51:24
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• 51:24
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• 51:26
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• 51:31
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• 51:34
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• 51:37
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• 51:41
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• 51:44
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• 51:47
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• 51:48
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• 51:49
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