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Best Of Billy & Lisa: Dating & Testing Billy · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: It's the Best Avilion Lisa in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: It's Saturday morning, so it's time for the Best Avilion
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  Speaker 2: Lisa in the Morning. I'm producer Riley. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: count down the top five moments of the week with you,
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  Speaker 2: and let's start with something weird.
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  Speaker 1: That I did.
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  Speaker 2: I saw The Odyssey kind of recently and snuck in
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  Speaker 2: a weird food to the theaters.
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  Speaker 3: I was eating sushi in the movie theaters.
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  Speaker 2: So we were asking, you, guys, what are some weird
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  Speaker 2: foods you've snuck into the movie theaters.
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  Speaker 4: Let's go to Rosa, who's in Wellesley. What's your story Rosa?
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  Speaker 3: Oh hey, hi.
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  Speaker 5: Guys, So this is not weird, but this is hysterical.
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  Speaker 6: This guy was so cheap.
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  Speaker 5: So when I was in college for nursing, I worked
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  Speaker 5: part time in the emergency room and one of the
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  Speaker 5: doctors that would help out is called Moonlighter. When you're
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  Speaker 5: a fellow plastic surgery, he would ask people out to
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  Speaker 5: the movies.
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  Speaker 3: But guess what he would do.
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  Speaker 7: He would bring his own pop porn to save money.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's a red flag.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, we were just saying the movie popcorn is
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  Speaker 8: like the best thing about the movie.
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  Speaker 3: Look forward to it too.
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  Speaker 6: I get the biggest I get the biggest bucket. I
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  Speaker 6: get a lodge for myself, and then my family I
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  Speaker 6: get their own buckets for them. Yeah, I touch my pop.
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  Speaker 4: Now that I think of it, I'm shocked my wife
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  Speaker 4: Michelle doesn't make popcorn first and.
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  Speaker 3: Then we bring it to the theater.
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  Speaker 6: I'm sure she has. I'm sure Miche thoses kidding me.
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  Speaker 6: Uh yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Weird foods at movie theaters. And the weirdest thing about
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  Speaker 4: it is most movie theaters now have a menu you
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  Speaker 4: can order.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, a lot of which is fantastic, it is, but
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  Speaker 6: people do both. I feel like I do.
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  Speaker 8: I'll order the stuff from the movie just what I
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  Speaker 8: mean because I like to support.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, sure, I like the popcorn with the butter. I
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  Speaker 6: put extra butter on there, so good, you know, salt.
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  Speaker 4: But I haven't been to the theater in a long
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  Speaker 4: long time. The Odyssey is putting me in the theater
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  Speaker 4: that summer. But like, what kind of stuff can you order?
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  Speaker 8: Okay, they have flatbred pizzas, they have burgers, they've got wangs,
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  Speaker 8: they've got wings. Yeah, they've got like those like cheese
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  Speaker 8: steak things.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, they.
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  Speaker 1: Got dumplings. I mean, it.
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  Speaker 6: Wasn't like that when I was growing up.
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  Speaker 3: Not at all.
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  Speaker 6: No, not at all.
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  Speaker 3: All they had was popcorn and soda.
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  Speaker 6: You know. Speaking of the movies, I had mentioned going
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  Speaker 6: to the movies and my dad when I was younger.
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  Speaker 6: I have this memory of going to the theater because
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  Speaker 6: we went every weekend, and my dad would take his
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  Speaker 6: shoes off in the theater and I was so embarrassed
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  Speaker 6: as a kid, like horrified hard that people were looking
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  Speaker 6: at us. Now, talk about full circle on how life works.
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  Speaker 6: When I go to the movies, I take my shoes off.
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  Speaker 4: Imagine if my dad ever took his shoes off in
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  Speaker 4: a movie theater, the place would evacuate. Oh yeah, I've
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  Speaker 4: heard about it.
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  Speaker 3: They would evacuate their theater.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but there I am no shoes. What do you want?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, guys.
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  Speaker 5: The weirdest thing I ever saw someone in a movie
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  Speaker 5: theater with a full rotissery.
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  Speaker 6: A lot of chicken that is a grass that was
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  Speaker 6: awesome rotissery chicken.
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  Speaker 5: Like under their shirt and they have the arguer anyway,
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  Speaker 5: so they like smubbled it in and she was using
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  Speaker 5: her bare hands to rip it on. When she was eating,
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  Speaker 5: she was sucking on her fingers.
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  Speaker 1: That's gross, and we walked out. Yeah, I would say something.
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  Speaker 8: Like I would be looking and yeah, saying something and
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  Speaker 8: then leaving as.
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  Speaker 3: A hearty just tearing the meat off the chester aggressively eating.
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  Speaker 3: She alone, Wow, the visual, I want to get it out.
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  Speaker 6: Of my head.
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  Speaker 9: Good morning morning crew, Queen Clay. So here the strangest thing.
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  Speaker 9: I guess, strange but said I brought into the movie theater.
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  Speaker 3: It's actually I.
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  Speaker 9: Stopped a mark of ask you before I went in.
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  Speaker 3: I also got sushi.
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  Speaker 9: I got a grilled chicken sees the salad so they make,
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  Speaker 9: and I got that pink Kimalayan popcorn. And I may
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  Speaker 9: not have brought in some wine and water bottle with
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  Speaker 9: an extra cup. Gotta joy cells man, prices are hard.
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  Speaker 6: That's good, Queen Quayso, but your name is Queen quaysco.
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  Speaker 6: How come you didn't.
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  Speaker 3: Bring quaysa I know is a Kadia.
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  Speaker 6: See my words were flubbered. Oh yeah, quays okay, okay.
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  Speaker 6: So but how she brought an entire menu? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 6: like that pink kimelay and salt popcorn.
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  Speaker 3: Oh really yeah, that's really good.
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  Speaker 4: The popcorn was just to top things off. She brought
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  Speaker 4: everything I know, including wine, Chicken Caesar. The wine is
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  Speaker 4: a really good idea though, in the water bottle.
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  Speaker 6: Let's go to Teresa. I'm it throwing Teresa, good morning,
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  Speaker 6: you're on the air.
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  Speaker 3: Hi guys, heya, Hey.
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  Speaker 10: I'm a dermatology and and we see a lot of headline.
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  Speaker 10: So when I go to the movie theater, I bring
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  Speaker 10: a trash bag. Okay, I put it up over my
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  Speaker 10: feet so my head never touches the seat and I
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  Speaker 10: just feel really safe and secure.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, this is like now I'm never going to be
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  Speaker 8: able to enjoy myself.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Teresa, you work in what field?
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  Speaker 1: She's a dermatology person, dermatology nurse.
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  Speaker 4: So you know as a matter of fact that head
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  Speaker 4: license is some big problem at movie than what.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of things in movie theaters
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  Speaker 10: as we know, but that definitely when I go, I
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  Speaker 10: just I put it right over my chair. No one
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  Speaker 10: really sees it because it's black, you know, trash bag.
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  Speaker 10: And when I leave, I just take it and throw
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  Speaker 10: it out there you go.
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  Speaker 3: Can I ask you a question?
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  Speaker 1: Is it the same on airlines too?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I wipe everything down when I go on
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  Speaker 10: a trip. Yeah, the whole seat before I even like
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  Speaker 10: sit down, I wipe the whole thing down. It's just
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  Speaker 10: a thing for me since I, you know, see this
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  Speaker 10: stuff all the time, the bed bugs, the headline. I
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  Speaker 10: just I need to be, you know, in better place.
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  Speaker 6: Now, Teresa, when you go to the beach, are you
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  Speaker 6: that person that's covered in white sunscreen to toe?
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  Speaker 8: Well?
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  Speaker 10: I do with sunscreen absolutely, But I sit in an
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  Speaker 10: SPF tent.
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  Speaker 6: Ahuntent. I've seen those, Teresa.
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  Speaker 3: Let me just say something.
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  Speaker 4: I fully intended on going to see The Odyssey. I
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  Speaker 4: haven't been in a movie theater at a long time.
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  Speaker 4: You've terrified me. Now I don't think I can go.
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  Speaker 10: I'm going to end in all life to be my husband.
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  Speaker 10: My poor husband thinks I'm like a crazy person.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you seem to.
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  Speaker 1: Be worried a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're kind of a crazy person.
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  Speaker 1: You're kind of worried a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Why go to the beach if you're bringing a tent?
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  Speaker 10: Because I'm a germantomology nurse.
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  Speaker 8: She sees, she sees you see a lot of bad stuff.
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  Speaker 6: I get it. The lights of the movie theater there,
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  Speaker 6: I've never heard of that A million times.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Teresa, can I get Teresa. One more second, Teresa.
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  Speaker 4: Why don't you you want to give a shout out
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  Speaker 4: to your dermatological practice.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if I can, but okay, that's okay,
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  Speaker 6: never mind, thank you, Teresa put her down. Thank you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: try to do a nice thing. What do you want?
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  Speaker 3: You at the beach? She's afraid of shout outs?
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  Speaker 6: You know what's wrong with her? I don't know anyway.
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  Speaker 6: Producer Riley, you saw the Odyssey, you think overall too loud,
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  Speaker 6: but you loved it, right.
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  Speaker 2: I think people should definitely see it in the theaters if
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  Speaker 2: you want to see it.
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  Speaker 3: It was really good.
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  Speaker 6: But also if you don't know the story, it might
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  Speaker 6: seem a little bit weird.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because they tell it out of order.
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  Speaker 2: So like that was my biggest thing, is it was
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  Speaker 2: a little hard to follow if you didn't at least
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  Speaker 2: have like a little bit of background knowledge about the
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  Speaker 2: Odyssey or like Percy Jackson, which is what I remember.
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  Speaker 3: The most of all this stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So maybe like spark noted or something, or go with
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  Speaker 2: somebody who's really smart, like I went on the car
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  Speaker 2: at home. I was like, so can you explain the
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  Speaker 2: whole thing to me?
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  Speaker 6: To my Oh god, yeah, so you know, read up
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  Speaker 6: a little bit on the story before you go, so
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  Speaker 6: you're not all confused.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Producer Riley is spot on with her assessment of the Odyssey.
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  Speaker 11: I read the book. My husband did not read the book.
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  Speaker 11: We went over the weekend to see the movie. Halfway through,
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  Speaker 11: my husband's fell asleep.
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  Speaker 2: We do topic time every day at seven forty on
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  Speaker 2: the Billion Leads a show, and sometimes we like to
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  Speaker 2: mix it up and just kind of play a fun
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  Speaker 2: game with you guys.
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  Speaker 3: So this is one of them.
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  Speaker 1: It's the number four moment, and we were playing would.
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  Speaker 3: You rather justin? I think I changed my mind on
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  Speaker 3: the head thing?
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  Speaker 4: Really yeah, instead of the watermelon head, I think I
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  Speaker 4: want to go with the tennis ball head.
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  Speaker 6: What made you change your mind?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I just think I can fit more places with the
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  Speaker 4: tennis ball head.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 6: So the question was, would you rather have a tennis
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  Speaker 6: ball head or a watermelon? Yeah, you chose watermelon, But
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  Speaker 6: now you are retracting.
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  Speaker 3: Yes I am.
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  Speaker 4: I'm taking it back. I want the tennis ball head.
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  Speaker 4: Lots of it's a tennis ball. Had you bounce off
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  Speaker 4: the wall and nobody gets it Okay, you're free to
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  Speaker 4: do that. Your Fadrey melon is going to be way
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  Speaker 4: too cumbersome. It's very heavy and you'll have neck pain
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  Speaker 4: for life.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you got to think about that.
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  Speaker 3: Neck pain for life.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, all right.
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  Speaker 5: Would you rather never have to sit in traffic again
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  Speaker 5: or have a car without a car payment?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I would say never have to sit.
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  Speaker 6: In traffic again over a no car payment.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, traffic.
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  Speaker 8: When you're stuck in traffic, it's mind numbingly and annoying.
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  Speaker 6: And I just when I was growing up or younger
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  Speaker 6: in Boston, there were certain times that, you know, the
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  Speaker 6: traffic rush. Now it doesn't matter. I went to a
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  Speaker 6: concert on Saturday night at the Middle East and Cambridge.
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  Speaker 6: On the way home, ninety three parking lot, eleven o'clock
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  Speaker 6: at night. Yeah, it's parking.
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  Speaker 8: Lot insane, Like you have to build in like an
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  Speaker 8: hour yep before you need to be somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: I'm with you, guys, I think no traffic. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 3: the car payment.
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  Speaker 6: It's just a part of life, Lisa. I know that
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  Speaker 6: you drive through through Boston. You know you live on
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  Speaker 6: the South Show.
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  Speaker 1: I drive over the zone.
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  Speaker 6: After work when I have appointments in Boston after the show.
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  Speaker 6: I dread it. Yeah, this is traffic at ten or
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  Speaker 6: eleven o'clock brings.
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  Speaker 3: South from the city is unbelievable.
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  Speaker 6: All right, I think we're on agreement there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good, Billy.
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  Speaker 12: Would you rather go to dinner in a movie or
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  Speaker 12: play Naked Twister?
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  Speaker 6: Heyo, Bill?
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  Speaker 3: Who am I going with dinner in a.
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  Speaker 6: Movie with with? What do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I think Naked Twister is a giant leap. All right,
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  Speaker 4: we haven't met each other yet.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe you start with dinner in a movie and
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  Speaker 6: then move on to Naked Twister.
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  Speaker 3: Never knows. Would you rather have a hairy tom or
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  Speaker 3: sweat mayonnaise?
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  Speaker 5: They're both horrible?
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  Speaker 6: Oh that Would you rather have a hairy tongue or
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  Speaker 6: sweat mayonnaise?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? E disgusting?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, lice, I don't know, Harry Tongue's disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: That's like an absolute no.
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  Speaker 6: So you're gonna sweat mayonnaise?
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to do that either, Well I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of like, man, I like mayonnaise.
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  Speaker 13: I do.
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  Speaker 6: I do extra mayo and everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, you know, it's right there, and having.
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  Speaker 6: Having a hairy tongue will definitely just both will disdrop
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  Speaker 6: my love life in some way.
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  Speaker 4: But you can't sleep with hair all over your tongue. Yeah, okay, mayonnaise,
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  Speaker 4: you're going mayo?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe I should go hairy tongue.
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  Speaker 3: That's like who knows work.
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  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, very werewolf.
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  Speaker 6: Well, sometimes I kiss my wife, I'm not sure she
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  Speaker 6: even wants to kiss me back, so maybe I'll just
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  Speaker 6: do this sweat. Really, I don't know. Sometimes she's in
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  Speaker 6: a mood, you know, going for a kiss.
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  Speaker 3: What a showers like that too, now that I think
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  Speaker 3: of it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's not you know, touchy philly, if you know
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  Speaker 6: what I mean.
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather take cold showers the rest of your
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  Speaker 9: life or never be able to use soap?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? I think you can adjust to the cold showers.
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  Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, I mean I like cold plunging, so that's fine.
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  Speaker 6: So you need soap, you gotta Yeah, so you got
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  Speaker 6: to have soap.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're all going with the cold showers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Really, yeah, at least you would pick the cold showers too.
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  Speaker 6: I'm telling you, the cold showers are good. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 6: feel really it doesn't feel good, but you feel good after.
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  Speaker 11: Well.
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  Speaker 3: I usually start hot and go to.
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  Speaker 1: Cold me too.
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  Speaker 8: You're supposed to wrench your hair with cold water at
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  Speaker 8: the end. Is that true for men to Yeah, supposed
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  Speaker 8: to make it like shinier.
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  Speaker 6: Oh really, that's why at least I did not know that.
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  Speaker 3: I did not know if that's a protocol. She's got
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  Speaker 3: it all going on, cold cold in the hair.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, Bill gar Up, I got a question
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  Speaker 6: for Bill.
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  Speaker 14: Would he rather eat too large chicken palm sub or
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  Speaker 14: an entire chicken palm pasta plate?
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  Speaker 6: Ooh okay, so infamously not a huge fan of chicken palm.
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  Speaker 3: You like chicken, I like chicken palm. I think it's delicious.
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  Speaker 6: But on a first date, we've covered this extensive.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's just always served too.
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  Speaker 1: Large on a big plate of pasta.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It comes to the table and you feel like a pig,
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  Speaker 4: Like it's there's no, it's.
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  Speaker 1: A good meal for four people.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, what's wrong with that?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 4: Because they all compete with each other. Oh, we have
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  Speaker 4: a larger chicken palm than who cares? Yeah, make it good.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care if it's small.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. I ate about thirty two pieces of sushi this weekend.
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 6: Oh boy, I was putting them down.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, baby, and.
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  Speaker 6: Then you got bel I don't like it, we know.
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  Speaker 6: So what are you picking bill? Two chicken palm subs
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  Speaker 6: or one giant plate?
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  Speaker 3: No, actually I'll go with the giant plate.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, Well yeah, the breading can be a lot. Yeah, sure, okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 3: So, so I was on TikTok.
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  Speaker 15: It's not would you rather, but it's would you accept
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  Speaker 15: one hundred million dollars? But knowing that there's a snail
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  Speaker 15: out to kill you, it will find you anywhere you go.
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  Speaker 15: It can't be killed, indestructible, it will find you. And
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  Speaker 15: if it comes like just a little close contact, you
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  Speaker 15: will die, or just the smalles amount of contact you
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  Speaker 15: will die. Would you accept one hundred million dollars?
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  Speaker 6: Let's think about this, Okay, what's after you? A snail,
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  Speaker 6: a killer snail that cannot be killed, and if it
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  Speaker 6: gets near you, you die. But you can get one
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  Speaker 6: hundred million dollars. But if you take the money, the
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  Speaker 6: snail is going to be able to get you.
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  Speaker 3: I think I'm going one hundred million. Let me tell
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  Speaker 3: you why.
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  Speaker 4: Because let's say you're sleeping in a hotel, you're sleeping
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  Speaker 4: at the house, right and you happen upon the snail,
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  Speaker 4: just throw it out the window. It's going to take
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  Speaker 4: the snail forever to catch up to you.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, right, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: But you throw it out the window, get in a
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  Speaker 3: car and take off.
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  Speaker 6: Do you hear what she said? You can't even get
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  Speaker 6: near the snails. You can't touch the snail. If it
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  Speaker 6: gets near you, it kills you. So what I would
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  Speaker 6: do is I would take the money and I would
• 15:08
  Speaker 6: hire the best snail protection. I would hire people to
• 15:13
  Speaker 6: just surround at.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: A snail wrangler where you're gonna find that.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: But then I wonder if the snail will kill them
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: to get to you.
• 15:19
  Speaker 6: Ah, oh, that's a good question.
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, away, Look I don't have much time left on
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: the point.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Just go back and see what happens.
• 15:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just go back to Paris and have a shrimp
• 15:30
  Speaker 6: cocktail or cargo. Yeah, okay, all right, I'm failing that one.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Would you rather.
• 15:39
  Speaker 12: Never be able to make new memories and never lose
• 15:42
  Speaker 12: your past memories or lose your past memories never remember
• 15:49
  Speaker 12: your past, but able to make new memories, that's a
• 15:54
  Speaker 12: little complicated.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: I'd be happy never remember.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think making new memories is good.
• 15:59
  Speaker 6: I don't want to lose the past memories though, as
• 16:02
  Speaker 6: what are you worried about? And the good are and
• 16:04
  Speaker 6: the bad too?
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: You really want to remember your past?
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: Well, I think that it helps me with my present.
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: If you get your past, you can repeat it. Those
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: who forget are doomed to repeat as they say. Well, okay,
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: and that's good for you.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: I'm going new. How about you lose?
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: So really, so you just forget your old memories? Yeah?
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Wow, lot too much space anyway.
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I don't know about that.
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: I don't know about that. That's an interesting one. Now
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: just move forward.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: So kind of recently, Justin found out that he has
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: a secret nickname amongst people who work at our office,
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: and it got us thinking, what are some really weird
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: nicknames you guys have for some people?
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: It's number three.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: I don't know how we landed on this topic this morning,
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: but we started talking about nicknames and do you have
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: nicknames for people? Do people have nicknames for you? You
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: have nicknames for people in the office. Do you have
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: nicknames for people they don't know you have them?
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because I found out here at the radio station,
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: my nickname is their tea because I present as if
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: I'm full of testosterone. I don't know whether that's a
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: compliment or an insult. Not sure, but some of these
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: are really funny coming like really funny sometimes.
• 17:13
  Speaker 14: To get through these weird co workers and or bad coworkers,
• 17:17
  Speaker 14: you gotta.
• 17:18
  Speaker 16: Have some nicknames, you know, make fun light of it,
• 17:20
  Speaker 16: like et they always want to go home? Or we
• 17:23
  Speaker 16: got motion light only works when someone's coming or sees them,
• 17:27
  Speaker 16: or you got U turn it can turn any simple
• 17:29
  Speaker 16: little thing into something difficult, and we got side Quest,
• 17:33
  Speaker 16: one of my personal favorites, can turn any simple task
• 17:36
  Speaker 16: into a three hour adventure.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: That's really always wants to go home.
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: We know those people.
• 17:44
  Speaker 8: When I first started teaching, I found out these two
• 17:48
  Speaker 8: or three other teachers were.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Talking about me on Facebook.
• 17:51
  Speaker 8: And they called me the princess, and I thought, Okay,
• 17:54
  Speaker 8: they get it, they get it.
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: Okay, he's a princess, all right. The best ones are
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: the ones behind your back, because those are the although
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: they're mean, they're usually very funny that I'd love.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: To find out if people have ones for me that
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: are not aware.
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: Oh, definitely, definitely Costa.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: You know of some I don't know of any here.
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well I'm too close to you, so they wouldn't
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: tell me. They leave us out of it. But I'll
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: do some investigation. Had a friend while I was in
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: the army. We called him Mooch.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: He loved it, but it was because he borrowed some piece.
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: Of clothing from everybody. When he went out that night.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: Nothing was fos. They do exist, Yeah, they never give
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: anything back. Yeah, the mooch. Yeah, the mooch.
• 18:43
  Speaker 17: So I have two nicknames for people at work. The
• 18:48
  Speaker 17: first one was Lantern who actually got fired but he
• 18:52
  Speaker 17: was dim and needed to be carried, and the other
• 18:56
  Speaker 17: one's kit kat because give me.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: A great.
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: Also, not just coworkers, what about neighbors, you know, Oh
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: that's too. So in my neighborhood there's a neighbor who
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: we call the mean Lady because she's very mean, trying
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: to be hurtful. She's only ever yelled at us.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Did she call her like lemon drop or something?
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: No, No, just the mean Lady. And now it's gotten
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: to the point where my son calls her the mean
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: lady because dad does, and I tried to correct him.
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: I'm like, actually, it's not that nice, and he's like,
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: what about when you were yelling at her and she
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: was yelling at you. She's just a mean lady. So
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: I'm sure the neighbor.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Do you have a nickname for jin Uh?
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, we call each other Biff.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yes.
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: It's a it's a mutual nickname.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: But where is it from.
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: It's because when we first started dating, you know, they
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: have b FF best female friend. Yeah, best friends. I
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: didn't know what it meant, but I would call her
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: Biff as if as in best female friend. Before we
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: started dating. It just turned into Beth. Okay, I'm sorry.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: I think it's cute.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: You got my wife, Steele.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: You talking baby talk to your wife. You can't criticize me.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: He called her yesterday he forgot his phone at Homeleies,
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: so he calls her from my phone in my studio
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: and hello, is Billy forgot? Can you please don't look?
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: I didn't say that was him?
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: I never said that, although I have said that, yeah,
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: I just don't think I said it in front of you.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Happy Tuesday. This is Kim. I have a lot of nicknames.
• 20:44
  Speaker 18: My girls call me concert Kimmy because I'm constantly at shows.
• 20:48
  Speaker 18: They call me Klo because of my junk in my trunk.
• 20:52
  Speaker 18: Not a bad thing, okay, but my brother in law
• 20:55
  Speaker 18: Jack calls me crummy. I just drop everything. I mean
• 20:58
  Speaker 18: the other day I was like, oh, what is my
• 21:00
  Speaker 18: Chesthart took my bra off a night little pieces of
• 21:02
  Speaker 18: potato chips fell out.
• 21:12
  Speaker 13: So every morning we have a group of higher ups
• 21:15
  Speaker 13: that card walk through production that I call them.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: The seagulls because they swoop.
• 21:20
  Speaker 13: In, make a lot of noise, crap on your work,
• 21:24
  Speaker 13: steal your snacks, and take off.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Yep, seagulls.
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: The good thing about this segment right here is you
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: can take some of these and then apply them to
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: people in your lips. Oh yeah, because I'm sure people
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: are listening, like, oh I got one of those.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: And they're putting names and nicknames to people.
• 21:42
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, good morning, morning crew, Queen quaso here. So
• 21:46
  Speaker 9: I don't know if it's just a Masoin thing, but
• 21:49
  Speaker 9: every most of the guys, every guy in Thesouin, their
• 21:53
  Speaker 9: nickname was just their last name. So when you see
• 21:56
  Speaker 9: him on Facebook and you have to say like happy birthday,
• 21:59
  Speaker 9: and now they are like their first name is Robert
• 22:02
  Speaker 9: now or I reck You're like I.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Just said, I don't feel right calling.
• 22:06
  Speaker 9: Them on that, and then you just have to put
• 22:08
  Speaker 9: it in. It's awkward.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very common. Yeah, the last naming thing is very.
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: Co Yeah, I'm sure growing up right, Bill, like a
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: lot of kids, you knew you called them by the
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: last name.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I think I told this story before.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: In high school, all the guys had a nickname for me,
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: and I to this day don't understand it.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: They call me Reindeer. Oh yeah, I mean I know
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: Into running, even at a young age, but maybe that
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: was it.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: Did they call you that to your face? Oh yeah, hey, Reindeer,
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: And you don't know why.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: No, it must be because of the running thing. I
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: don't know what else could it be. Maybe you had
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: a red nose like Reindeer. Unknown for what, No, I
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: didn't have a red nose.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Well, you're born on Christmas Eve?
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh that's why.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: Maybe that was it and I never got it, right, Hey, Reindeer,
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah you're Christmas.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Ye, Christmas?
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Why not Rudolph?
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: Not sure?
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Later it's your old friend Richard. Don't forget that.
• 23:05
  Speaker 19: Everybody called you Billy balloon bags back in the day.
• 23:09
  Speaker 6: You know what it's about. I don't know what that was, Richard.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: They talked back may balloon bag. They're on a league
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: of their own. I don't know what the hell they're
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: talking about.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Whatever.
• 23:23
  Speaker 14: So I got a friend who's drink of choice is
• 23:27
  Speaker 14: typically my ties, and his name happens to be Mike,
• 23:29
  Speaker 14: so it kind of goes together, and we call him
• 23:31
  Speaker 14: Mikey my tie. And then I got a friend who's
• 23:34
  Speaker 14: like the total opposite size of that little kid has Bulah,
• 23:38
  Speaker 14: who has that like condition where he's much older, but
• 23:40
  Speaker 14: he kind of presents himself looks like a toddler. So
• 23:43
  Speaker 14: we call him has Bulla because it's funny. He's like
• 23:45
  Speaker 14: a really tall, big dude, and it's just the total opposite.
• 23:48
  Speaker 14: And then my friends call me big al.
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: Al or al gal, big al big al al gal
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: or al gal.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: I don't think you want to walk around the house
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: calling you want.
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: Big al Well, it's funny to say that.
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: Boy.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: You don't want to ever say how's my big girl?
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: Never, no, definitely don't want to.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, no.
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: No, yeah, whatever you do, don't say that, say something different, like.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: It's a pretty girl.
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: Well, here at the radio station, right, you have a
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: jamming down the Hall, there's two Ashley's. Oh yeah, and
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: we call Big Ashley Big Ashley because and little A J.
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: Little Ashy is very short. Yeah, so we call her
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: big Ashley and people get offended by it. She doesn't
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: take offense to it.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: I can call her big Ashley and she won't punch
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: me in the face.
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: Well you, maybe.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: That's my big girl girl.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Oh boy, welcome back into the best of billion Lisa
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: in the morning. Let's get right into the number two
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: moment of the week. If any of you guys are
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: out there trying to date, don't worry. We have some
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: advice for you.
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: Weekend dates are out only be accepting dates on Tuesday
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: to Thursday. Here, I'm going to do more bits on
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: first dates and less oversharing. Oversharing is literally the number
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: one mistake that I've made in twenty twenty five, and
• 25:17
  Speaker 7: I know I can do better.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Ano they're out staying too long on a first date.
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: Boys, find myself in the position on a first date
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: where like I can't find my way out. I'm going
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: into every single date in twenty twenty six with a
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: hard out in our drink states and out are walking
• 25:30
  Speaker 7: slash coffee dates. So with a drink state, Like you're
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: sitting at a table, the waiter comes and they say, oh,
• 25:34
  Speaker 7: do you want a second drink?
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: You can always say no, I have to go home.
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: Also, you go on a coffee date, the cafe is busy,
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: you don't have a place to sit, You're standing outside
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: like it's it's so much easier to just do a
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: drink state. In is making out or having sex on
• 25:44
  Speaker 7: the first date only twenty six out is unfortunately ugly
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: boys and on so many dates with the ugly boys.
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: In twenty twenty five things is that boys are always
• 25:51
  Speaker 7: going to screw you o versus we might as well
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: be hot twenty twenty six. In is ghosting people after
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: the first date. Don't need a paragraph explanation of like
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: why you don't want to go.
• 25:58
  Speaker 10: Out with me?
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: I've been burned by this in the past. The first
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: date you literally don't know the person. There's no first
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: case or makeouts.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: That you can go them. I'm confused. So sex on
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: the first date is yes, so no.
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: That was an inn. Yeah, that was an inn.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was definitely an end. Definitely sex on the
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: first day.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: So at least you can run through these again maybe,
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: And that can.
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: Okay tackle I'm saying okay, she's saying out are coffee dates. Basically,
• 26:21
  Speaker 8: she's saying in or like meeting someone for drinks.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the coffee kind of confused me. I thought coffee
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: dates were good.
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: Well, sure they were. We talked about that. They were
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: kind of popular for a while. Coffee dates because it's
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: not that much of a commitment. It's a lunch thing. Yeah,
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: you know midday that are going on at night.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: Also out as oversharing according to this woman, which I
• 26:43
  Speaker 8: kind of agree with.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: And you never talk about like a nex or something.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, just yeah, keep it close.
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: She's also said that a heart out is uh sorry,
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: an inn is ghosting after the first date if you
• 26:57
  Speaker 8: don't like the person you know, and you don't have
• 26:59
  Speaker 8: to say like a whole like paragraph on why you
• 27:01
  Speaker 8: don't want to see them again.
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: This is just after a first day you meet them.
• 27:05
  Speaker 8: One time, like right, She's like, you don't have to
• 27:08
  Speaker 8: like get into why just it didn't work out.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: And then she said, out are ugly boys. That was her.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think she said those in the first date.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: It's fine unless they're ugly.
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: Well, our ugly boy were ugly boys and Well Last
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: producer Riley is single. She's on the dating apps. Do
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: you agree with this list or what?
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: I actually agree with a lot of it? I think
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: that I understood what she was saying about the coffee dates,
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: like especially when she was like, if there's no if
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: you're going to a busy coffee shop and there's nowhere
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: to sit.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: That's so awkward.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Like if you're going to a bar, there's most of
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: the time of place to sit. And then she was
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: saying like, then you have a hard out. If a
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: waiter comes over and they're like you want another drink
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: and you're like not feeling it, you can be like,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: oh no, I'm good, I gotta go. It's like easier
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: than being like at a coffee shop, you finish your drink,
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Should we still be sitting here?
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: What are we doing?
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: But the ugly boys thing? I agree, Why would you
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: waste your time on an ugly guy?
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Well, a drink thing.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: A second drink, though, could make the opponent a little
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: more attractive.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: I mean it could really at.
• 28:07
  Speaker 20: Least attractive enough, just for that.
• 28:10
  Speaker 8: I also agree with her on out weekend dates. I
• 28:13
  Speaker 8: think that meeting somewhere for the first time during the
• 28:16
  Speaker 8: week is actually a much better strategy because then if
• 28:18
  Speaker 8: you like them, then you can make a weekend date
• 28:21
  Speaker 8: for the second date exactly.
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: Okay, but what if you like work during the week
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: and weekends are your time where you can date, That
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: would make a weekend date more more sensible and more sensible, right, Yeah,
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: I work, I go out on the weekends. You know.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: I think what she's saying is that you don't want
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: to waste your weekend, Like if the date is bad,
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: you're wasting your weekend. Like Chapelone said, never waste a
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Friday night on a bad date.
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: Right. Oh, and you don't know, you don't know what's
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: going to be a.
• 28:46
  Speaker 8: Bad date exactly, So you go on a Tuesday and
• 28:49
  Speaker 8: then then you roll into Friday with some hope.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Chapelone said that. Yeah, she has a song of red
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Wine super Nova.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: She has a lyric in that about it.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: Okay, I agree with anything chapel Roon says.
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: So I also have this list here of the ten
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: mistakes that people make with their dating profile. So I
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: was kind of going over these with producer Riley on
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: what she thought about them. Number one is using humor
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: as a shield, so trying to be funny, you know.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: But people like funny.
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: That's what I'm That's what I think. But maybe if
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: you are not funny, but you're trying to be funny,
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: maybe yeah, Like if you're.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Not funny in person, then it's like, well, who is
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: that guy?
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you might think you're funnier than you really are.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: That's the thing, and then you bomb most people do.
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, this one's interesting, this one. I think a bill
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: with this one mentioning your pets or kids in a
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: way that dominates your personality, like talking about your dogs.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Are you're talking about I love?
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: But you know if you're on a first date, Villa
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: and you're like, he's a good boy.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no dog baby talk on a first date, I think,
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: because you never know how they're going to receive it.
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: Okay, So Riley, what if a guy has a PI
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: picture their profile picture as them and their pet.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, so we were talking about this. If you're with
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: your pet, that's fine, but I hate when men have
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: just a picture of their pet, Like you're only you
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: only have six options for a picture, and you're wasting
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: one on your dog.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, your dog is cute, but I don't care what
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: your dog looks like. I care what you look like exactly.
• 30:20
  Speaker 8: But some of these dating websites use that as a
• 30:23
  Speaker 8: way for people to connect. So if you're a dog
• 30:25
  Speaker 8: person and this person is a dog person, then that's
• 30:27
  Speaker 8: like a check in the right box.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: But now, because a dog person can't be with a
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: non dog person, right, But.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Put a picture of the two of you, you and
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: your dog, yeah, just your dog, yeah.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: Or just leave your dog out of it. It's a
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: first date. They have no right meeting your dog.
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: That's true too, Okay, so the picture with you and
• 30:43
  Speaker 6: your pet, you and your dog, is not just the dog.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what we.
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: Think, right, Okay. Also on this list using group images,
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: so meaning your picture is you and like six people. Yeah, oh,
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: like a wedding picture, any picture of you and your
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: friends of just you.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Well, we were saying, me and Katie were actually talking
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: about this because half the time it's a group picture
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: and you're like, that's the hot one, and it's never
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: that guy, it's always his friend. It's the ugliest guy
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: in the picture. That's who you're looking at.
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: That was the first thing I thought.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Somebody in the picture to say, who's that.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Right, And you don't know if it's him or not exactly.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: You're like, your friend is hot?
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Is he singles?
• 31:21
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: It's yeah.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: This was the first aid, and I don't think it's
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: working out. Who's the guy?
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well he's married, you know what I mean? I
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: do like that one. That one's interesting, all right, last one?
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: Long checklists. Oh, those are a definite no no. So
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: when you have checklists in your bio, you know what
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: I mean? So about you, Yeah, it's very long with
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: things you're looking for. I'm looking for this and that.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: That is such a red flag. Yeah, because you're never
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: going to be all those check marks.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Well, can we go back real quick to the kissing
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: and sex on the first date, because I mean, sex
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: is obviously like in the moment, if you want to have
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: sex with him, go ahead. I fully agree with the
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: kissing thing because I went on a date semi recently
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: with a guy and he was a bad kisser, so
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: I didn't go out with him again.
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, I have to say, I think kissing
• 32:16
  Speaker 8: on a first date is totally fine.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: It's important to what was bad about?
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: There was too much tongue.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like we were just there was It was right,
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: like we kissed it differently, and it was like, I'm
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: not going to spend the time to make you a
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: good kisser to me, Like you might be a good
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: kisser to somebody else, but you're not for me. You're
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: a kisser and maybe that's and that's fine. That's why
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: we didn't go out again.
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: You weren't compatible.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: That exactly what was he like?
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: Too aggressive? Was he an aggressive kisser?
• 32:43
  Speaker 18: A lot of tongue.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: And that's not to say that that's not always good.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: It just wasn't working for me. And I was like,
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: I'm not going out with you again.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Sorry, what you want.
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: To ease into it? It mean there's your little tongue
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: before you just kiss without tongue. Well you can do.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: I guess it depends on how this was like, depends
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: on a lot of facts.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: There's a lot.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: This is the number one moment, and it's number one
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: for a reason. This one is so good. I don't
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: think any of us have laughed this hard in a while.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: We put Billy to.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: The test trying to see if you could figure out
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: some Gurly products.
• 33:18
  Speaker 8: There's a TikTok video that's making the rounds that I
• 33:20
  Speaker 8: think is absolutely adorable. It features New York Giants Braxton Barrios, who,
• 33:26
  Speaker 8: by the way, dated Alex Earl. He's so cute and
• 33:30
  Speaker 8: they gave him a basket of women's products.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, and in the video he does this.
• 33:37
  Speaker 19: Are you ready eyelash curler calms this because this is
• 33:42
  Speaker 19: for when you get a petty care to separate your toad.
• 33:44
  Speaker 19: This is to clean make up brushes. I mean my
• 33:49
  Speaker 19: hair club obviously is it like a deep Hoffer Like
• 33:54
  Speaker 19: this is setting spread.
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: This is unbelievable.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Everyone, every single item.
• 33:59
  Speaker 8: Now, they gave it to other Giants players and they
• 34:01
  Speaker 8: like failed completely, So they're giving Alex r all the
• 34:04
  Speaker 8: credit that she like schooled him and like all of
• 34:06
  Speaker 8: these like female.
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: Products, oh, because she's always dating things.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Exactly took notice.
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: He knew. I watched the video. He pulled out these things.
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: They look like they were from another planet. I had
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: no idea what they were. He knew exactly what they
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: were and what they did.
• 34:21
  Speaker 8: Right, you're normal, Like that's like most guys would be like,
• 34:24
  Speaker 8: I have no idea, but he's like next level, like
• 34:27
  Speaker 8: into girly stuff.
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, listen at my house, in my bathroom, there are
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: women's products everywhere. Yah. I mean, I know what like
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: a hair brush is if it says lipstick, But there's
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: all types of things. I have no.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Idea if I ever wander into Michelle's bathroom, Like, there
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: are bags and bags and bags of.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Things that I don't even know what helps.
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: It's also like multiples of the same thing.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Yes, I noticed the different brands of the same thing,
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: And I'll ask her like, why do you need five
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: of these?
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: And She'll say, why do you need one hundred pairs
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: of sneakers?
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just walk away.
• 34:57
  Speaker 8: I love you so much, all right, So we thought
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: we would put Billy up to the test.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: This is our own little.
• 35:03
  Speaker 8: Beauty product challenge featuring Billy Costa.
• 35:06
  Speaker 6: Well, Bill has his own makeup bag.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: No, he has, he has adopt kit.
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, different things in there is not.
• 35:13
  Speaker 8: Those we're gonna you know, you have to be specific
• 35:16
  Speaker 8: with every item that you pull out.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, can't just be like a brush.
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: The box there, I want to hold that up for
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: the camera.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Costa.
• 35:24
  Speaker 8: Okay, this is just stuff that Riley and I pulled
• 35:28
  Speaker 8: together quickly this morning.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, I guess I should bring the microphone. Well, this
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: is an easy one. All right, what is that?
• 35:34
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Good?
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: Okay, all right, okay, this is obviously a hair brush.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's oh is it a scout massaging brush?
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: No, it has a lot of someone's hair. It's a
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: wet dry brush. Wet, so I had to be specific.
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: Wet.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: What is wet?
• 35:59
  Speaker 8: Very different than regular because when you come out of
• 36:02
  Speaker 8: the shower, it's a specific brush to help like comb
• 36:05
  Speaker 8: through your hair when it's wet.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Is that your hair all over this a little bit?
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I was just using it as a regular brush.
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: As a souvenir. Bill, I had the same question, Bill,
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: I thought it was just a brush.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. This is a dry shampoo.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: So this is when you didn't have time, but you
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: really didn't want a shampoo. You just spray this into
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: your hair. It gives the effect of having washed your hair.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, good, that's good. Okay, Okay. This is a tampon.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, all right, you got that one. Okay, you're
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: doing well, all right, keep going.
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: And Bill put it down. He said it's a tampa. Okay.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is an eyebrow brush, right, for brushing your eyebrow.
• 36:54
  Speaker 8: Well, part of it is what do you use the
• 36:58
  Speaker 8: other part for it's like an eyebrow pencil. Oh yeah,
• 37:04
  Speaker 8: so you're penciling in like yeah, just like or whatever.
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: Wait, so do you brush with it too?
• 37:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you brush it and then you press or something.
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: There's stuff on that thing I have.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: No, it's not mine.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: We found it existed.
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: It's somewhere in the brain end up with the pink eye.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: We found it in the sales department. You just found it, yeah, rank.
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: You and Joeanne just got that much closer.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Keep going.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Okay, these are nipple covers, right, or like things you
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: put on your breast when you're not wearing a bra.
• 37:47
  Speaker 11: Right?
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Who carries this? What is the something you take care
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: of before you leave the house?
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Do you have out my outfit for? I don't have
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: time to leave. We're just going back appropriate.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: I feel like you have to feeling like wow they do?
• 38:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, thank you?
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: They clip together? Good, they have a little clip. Yeah.
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: Okay, well this is an HR meeting.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, keep going, keep going.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, you can't read the thing? Well, okay, a blush.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: It's like to make up?
• 38:38
  Speaker 13: Right?
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Am I allowed to open it?
• 38:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's give it a smell.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: It doesn't have a sense.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: But it's for the under eye and the cheek area.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Y no, Joanne?
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you and Joeanne? Baby wow.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: With Joeanne?
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: Is that right or wrong?
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: I don't even know if I want to guess on
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: this month. Okay, looks like it's powered by something.
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: It looks it looks like a toy or something.
• 39:10
  Speaker 11: It does.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hold on, it does that? Gal bang?
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm telling you it must have a button.
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: The started person that come out of Is.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: It come apart?
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Oh god, oh it's mascara?
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, man, this like I guarantee you this has
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: another purpose. There's no doubt.
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: Who is this? Did that come from Joanne?
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: It came from got a lot going on? Yeah, she's
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: a freak.
• 39:40
  Speaker 13: Wow.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Ask it for everybody in the other No, look at
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: this thing all it can double with something else.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: I think it's disguised just one thing, but it actually
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: does another.
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: It doesn't help it says bang on it instead.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah there it is there. We can bad gal? Is
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: the brand? Oh you bad girl? You all right? Joanne?
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: Who we should?
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: We should look around the sales office more often?
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: Okay, Oh wait a minute, Oh, these.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: Are like little ticklers, at least for the eyebrows too.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, he does, he doesn't.
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: He can't get this right, he gets he gets the
• 40:25
  Speaker 8: dang I got it wrong. Yeah, but you know what
• 40:28
  Speaker 8: they are therefore, like if you have lash extensions, it's
• 40:32
  Speaker 8: like a lash brush.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I said for the eyes.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Well not really.
• 40:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he would not have gotten you know, Braxton would
• 40:39
  Speaker 8: have gotten Okay, the hell Braxton.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Bon was coached? All right, I'm not being coached.
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: God.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Can we go back to bang from bag down? Okay?
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Can I open this because oh this is yeah, what
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: is it? It's a lip thing?
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: Lipstick? No, no, it's under the eye. If it's not
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: under the eye, I don't want to know where it's going.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: It's a concealer.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a concealer, okay for merit.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: And this this has lost it's this has been overused.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: That much is evident spot. And this is another eye
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: for the eyelash. No, for the eyebrow. Oh, God, don't
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: tell me.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: It's an eyebrow.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, is.
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: That similar to the other eyebrows?
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she's got to going there.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: Can we come back to the breast that you keep
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: in your purse?
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: Can you put them on again?
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: I sure can wait a minute, hook them up here?
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: Do they come like do they feel like latex?
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're kind of like rubbery.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: Do they come with a battery?
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: Latching the fake nipple covers?
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: It's tough to put them on.
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: Chances we'd have those, well, I.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Know, right, yeah, but anyway there, Well you did pretty.
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: Well, he did, okay?
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: And Riley, I gotta tell you, oh, Bill, don't go there,
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: don't do that.
• 42:13
  Speaker 20: I almost don't want to put them. Okay, Yeah you did, okay,
• 42:23
  Speaker 20: Braxton was coached.
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, Well we want to know, have some fun here.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of confetti at the bottom of
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: the boxes. Again, we just threw this to go.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what are some things that you don't know about
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: the other gender? Maybe there a boyfriend, girlfriend or whatever.
• 42:38
  Speaker 8: Stuff you found in the medicine cabinet, like in the
• 42:41
  Speaker 8: drawer and you're like, what is this, honey?
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah. One time my wife asked me how often I
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: think she changes her tampon? And I said, well, what
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: I mean for the week? You know you just put
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: she goes. You think i'd use one for the week?
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: I thought, yeah, I thought you just use it?
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: You did.
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: I didn't know what I do multiple times a day.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hourly, you know, multiple hours.
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I no idea.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: I thought it was just one time. It depends on
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: the flow.
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: I guess do I get a bonus?
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Thanks for spending your morning here on Kiss One Away
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: with me while I count down the top five moments
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: of the week from the Billy and Lisa in the
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: morning show. And on Monday, we have something very very
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: exciting happening. We are bringing back the double play. We
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: haven't done this in so long and it's for one
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: of the biggest concerts coming up, the Bruno Mars. So
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: we're gonna start that with Billy and Lisa on Monday morning.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: But enjoy the rest of your weekend, guys.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Bye.