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STIMULATED: BOY HACKS · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Okay, I have a question for you. A question. Now.
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  Speaker 1: This happened to me the other day. Sorry, this happened
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  Speaker 1: to me the other day. But I want to know
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  Speaker 1: how you would feel in this situation and if you've
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: ever done it. Okay. So I went to go get
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: a I was on my way here and I went
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: to just stop it grocery store. Got a couple of
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  Speaker 1: things in my head. I knew what I needed, right,
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  Speaker 1: and I walked past the cars, and I walked past
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: the baskets and I was like, I don't it's hands,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's not enough stuff. So I go down.
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  Speaker 1: I get one thing. I'm like, sweet, yeah, I want this,
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  Speaker 1: and then I think, oh, I actually need that as well.
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  Speaker 1: Pick that up. And then I'm looking and as I'm
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  Speaker 1: walking through the aisles to get the stuff I need,
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  Speaker 1: I end up with like six things in my hands.
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  Speaker 1: Right I'm halfway through the shops. I'm not going back
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  Speaker 1: to get a cart. I'm not done though, because I
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: still have to get one of the things I knew
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  Speaker 1: I already needed. And I'm sitting there and I can't
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  Speaker 1: find it, and I have this is me. I'm walking
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  Speaker 1: around like this and I have and I can feel
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: something slipping, so I have to like hug it even
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: in hug it even tighter. How would you feel, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you later have ever done that?
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  Speaker 2: Funnily enough, I did it on the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like I had the exact same mindset. When they're like,
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  Speaker 2: I need two things, walked out with like seven and
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  Speaker 2: I was like struggling, And when I was like going
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  Speaker 2: to the checkout, one was slipping two And I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: look like an idiot like this. I'm not being defeated
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  Speaker 2: and going back and getting a basket. I'm not fucking
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: walking back to the beginning of the shops. And that's
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  Speaker 2: my entire and I.
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  Speaker 1: Came in here for two things. Also, I hate it
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: when you go and pay and then you've paid in
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  Speaker 1: everything and you're like, I forgot that thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, the worst I don't. I don't go back.
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  Speaker 1: I do. I never do.
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  Speaker 2: Really, I had to say, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I go back. It's fucking kills me, all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Jake, I wanted the entree of today's stimulated.
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think you are going to like this, Okay,
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: Jake doesn't know what I've done. Okay, So who said this?
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  Speaker 1: Was it?
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  Speaker 2: Belly from the summer I turned pretty? Or Farrah from
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  Speaker 2: a court of Thorns and Roses.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, okay, are you ready, my friend? Yeah? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: So quote who said this, I was not the girl
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  Speaker 2: I had once been?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that could be either. I know for a fact
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  Speaker 1: one of them has said this. I think it's it's fair.
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  Speaker 1: I know Farir has said this.
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  Speaker 2: You are correct, Farah in a Court of missed and fury,
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  Speaker 2: Chapter sixteen. The full quote was I was not the
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  Speaker 2: girl I had once been. I had died and been reborn.
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  Speaker 1: Ye yes, I full yeah, I remember it pretty.
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  Speaker 2: I actually remember it pretty clearly. Okay, So who said this?
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  Speaker 2: Was it Belly or Farrah? I was the one who changed,
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  Speaker 2: but everyone else stayed the same.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck it's the same. Everyone else stayed the same. I
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: was only changed, but everyone else stayed the same. That
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  Speaker 1: was not fair A lot across that was Belly correct,
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  Speaker 1: Let's go I know fair too well. I know her
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  Speaker 1: too well, o ky dooky, So who said this at
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  Speaker 1: blank time? Was different?
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  Speaker 2: It slowed, softened and stretched out.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, fuck bro, because she could be talking to Belly,
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: could be talking about cousins and like it's summer. But
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  Speaker 1: also I guess like Farah could very easily be talking
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  Speaker 1: about anywhere she's been, like even the Summer Court facts
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  Speaker 1: you want.
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  Speaker 2: To make it easy at blank time was different. It slowed, softened,
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  Speaker 2: and stretched out. I'm gonna say, Farah in the araboris
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  Speaker 2: mirror wrong, belly at?
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  Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I said that. I said that? Damn it. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So who said this? Every piece of my heart belongs
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  Speaker 1: to you? Oh? That was to be? I haven't watched
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  Speaker 1: all of the Summer I Turn Pretty yet, though.
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  Speaker 2: My research is probably from all the seasons, so it's
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  Speaker 2: a little bit harder for you.
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  Speaker 1: We haven't read all the books. I can see her
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  Speaker 1: saying this. But also, did Pharah ever say that toes
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  Speaker 1: like my heart, my whole heart belongs to you? Yeah, Farah?
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  Speaker 2: Correct, yes, Farah A quarter missed and Fury Book two,
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  Speaker 2: chapter forty two, sorry, chapter fifty four fifty yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 2: good one.
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  Speaker 1: This is where it gets fun. So who said this?
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  Speaker 1: Was it?
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  Speaker 2: Conrad from the Summer I Turned Pretty or Tamlin from
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  Speaker 2: a Court of Thorns and Roses?
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  Speaker 1: So quote, you don't get it, do you?
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  Speaker 2: You're not just anyone to me?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Conrad? I remember him? Saying that, oh that's too quick.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I thought that was going to be harder.
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  Speaker 1: He just said it though. In where I'm up to
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  Speaker 1: he just said it. Damn yeah, he only just said it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, okay, So who said this? I don't care
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  Speaker 2: what anyone says. I'm not letting anything happen to you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, I could see, like I don't remember. I know.
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  Speaker 1: Tamlin was like mad protective at the start of Akamath right,
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  Speaker 1: and he was like he was saying ship like you know,
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  Speaker 1: like people want to come and get you. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care what anyone says. But in like no one else
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  Speaker 1: was saying you should let Farah out. Everyone was on
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  Speaker 1: his side, and Farah was like, let me out. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say.
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  Speaker 2: Conrad correct, You're good to you, Conrad Tamlin's mate.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so one more so? Who said it?
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  Speaker 2: Conrad or Tamlin? You're exactly as I dreamed you'd be.
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  Speaker 1: To be fair, I like that's something Reese would have said.
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  Speaker 1: You're exactly like I dreamed you'd be. Oh well, damn
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  Speaker 1: one correct. I called it Thorns and Roses chapter twenty seven.
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  Speaker 1: Really yeah, oh what was he dreaming about it? That's
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  Speaker 1: pretty that's pretty early on. Yeah, it must have been
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: when they first met or something. Maybe it was like
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: their first kiss. Maybe. But you did really well. Man,
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  Speaker 1: did I get any Oh no, I did get one wrong.
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  Speaker 2: You got one wrong, but you got all Tamilent conrads right.
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  Speaker 1: Okay for the main menu, no, no, no, man, for the
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  Speaker 1: main we have boy hacks. Yeah, all right, we are
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  Speaker 1: going to say whether or not these are justified or good,
• 6:59
  Speaker 1: and we also I want some opinions in the comments. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: they actually hacks, So my first one is less of
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  Speaker 1: a hack and more of a must do.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, are yours things you actually do?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, mine are all things I do. Because I was
• 7:14
  Speaker 2: thinking and I was like, I don't have any hacks.
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: I don't have any hacks. Bro oh, I've got heat.
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: I just go about life if I do. They're so
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  Speaker 1: subconscious I couldn't think of them. So I thought of
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: hacks that were like, this could be a good hack.
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: Let me know if it would be a good hack,
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  Speaker 1: and maybe I'll try it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, these are good yours a broad spectrum and minor individualized.
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, okay, that's good. That is good. So
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  Speaker 1: I'll just do my first one. Man, please, I'm begging you.
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: Throw away all your skinny jeans. Oh. Less of a hack,
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  Speaker 1: more of a must do. Oh, that's definitely a mustard.
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  Speaker 2: That's not a hack.
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  Speaker 1: I just was like public service announcement. Announcement needs to
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  Speaker 1: be made. People still wearing them in twenty twenty five. Yeah, bro,
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  Speaker 1: that's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so my first hack. Okay, if I need to
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: go food shopping, I will go to the gym at
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  Speaker 2: the same time to save two trips. Oh and I
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  Speaker 2: only ever do it like that. I'll never go food
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  Speaker 2: shopping alone.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, good hack. Time saving hack. I would
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  Speaker 1: say that's a good time saving hack. Yeah, I don't
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: do that, great. Yeah no, no, no. You know what I've
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  Speaker 1: been doing is I've been ordering online delivery. There must
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  Speaker 1: be so much easier. Oh no, it's still cost the
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: same here. Yeah no, I mean like convenience wise, like
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  Speaker 1: going to get a park Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah no, that's that is a good one. All right. Here,
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  Speaker 1: I've got two that I need to do because they
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: fall under the same This is again, I'll say, so
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  Speaker 1: boy hacked. I don't do these, but I want to
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  Speaker 1: know if they must be bad. I want to know
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  Speaker 1: if you think they would be good. So this one
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  Speaker 1: is for I've got two for this one. So it's
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  Speaker 1: for when you know your girlfriend is going to try
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  Speaker 1: and pay, or if you first like if you're on
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: a first date and you just want to take that
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  Speaker 1: argument out of it, you're a to a good start.
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  Speaker 1: Option one all right, Option number one let me know
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  Speaker 1: you call up. So when you booked, you call you
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  Speaker 1: call up and ask if you can prepay a tab
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  Speaker 1: on your table, and then when it comes time to leave,
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  Speaker 1: you kind of just like you get up and leave
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  Speaker 1: right yeah, And then like on the phone call you
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  Speaker 1: tell them that you can just like refund them for
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: the amount, like after the fact over the phone. And
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  Speaker 1: so when you get up to leave, they're like, we
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  Speaker 1: need to pay, and you got sort of oh shit,
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  Speaker 1: what do you like?
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: I feel like there's a few holes in it. No, well,
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  Speaker 2: I feel that the restaurants is going to be like, no,
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  Speaker 2: fuck off.
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: That's why I have option too.
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  Speaker 2: And then also your girlfriend's going to think you're just
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  Speaker 2: trying to steal, like you're doing a run erf.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's what it's sort of. Yeah, but I I
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  Speaker 1: i've paid, you tell my pre p Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's a good hack also, But the
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  Speaker 2: gesture alone is really good.
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  Speaker 1: So if option minded, there could be some holes it.
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  Speaker 1: But option number two is you put money on one
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  Speaker 1: of those universal gift cards. Right, it's like a it's
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  Speaker 1: like a little FPOs cut, and then when you get
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  Speaker 1: to the restaurant, you just you give it to them, right,
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  Speaker 1: So it's like you're putting a card on the table basically,
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  Speaker 1: and then it had you say to them, like, this
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  Speaker 1: is a gift card, right, it's got X amount, put
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: way more than you think you'll need, put like five
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  Speaker 1: hundred dollars on it, because if the dinner's two hundred
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  Speaker 1: and fifty bucks, all they're going to do is come
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  Speaker 1: give you your card back. Right, you still have two
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  Speaker 1: hundred fifty dollars on it and you've paid because the
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: codes on the back and everything, like you just tell
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: them the code because it's not your real card, so
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. I think they're both good options. I
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  Speaker 1: would consider them both hacks. Okay, Yeah, and the gust.
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  Speaker 2: One, in my opinion, is better because I feel like
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  Speaker 2: the gesture of like pre planning and booking before the
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  Speaker 2: date really shows you care and you've thought about it.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, but you've pre planned and booked the date
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: for this too. Yeah, but that's a better gesture like
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  Speaker 1: putting a tab on the staff.
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: That happened to me and there's a table and then
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: like you're like, oh, I preplayed a books.
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: I caught up this morning book. I'd be like, oh wow.
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  Speaker 1: My option three I was gonna do was instead of
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  Speaker 1: putting money on a f POS card, you take like say,
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  Speaker 1: like again, it's like five hundred dollars cash out before
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  Speaker 1: the date, right, and when you go you kind of
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: say to them like you give them the five hundreds
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: cash and you'd be like, just like, come give me
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: my change. Yeah, I feel at the end of it
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  Speaker 1: that could be like a bit more.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, you pick the words out of
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  Speaker 2: my mouth.
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, that's kind of ball of that one.
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: I'm able to go with one. But I would consider
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: them hacks.
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, sweet, I would I would, okay, back to me
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: the things I do so boy, hacks.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: I don't hang my socks on the line.
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: So I have you know, one of the mini closed
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: racks that go like on a deck outside and the
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: gaps between the lines are very thin. I would just
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: dump all my socks on them and then like push
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  Speaker 2: them out.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: No no, but they're all flat and they all get
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  Speaker 2: they get all complet eat son. I feel like saves
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: time from hanging out and then they also dry quickly.
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: Are you trying to tell me that when you dump
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: it on, none fall off? No, I pick them up,
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: I'll flatten them there, waste of time. No, you know
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: how you're like, because normally when you're hanging socks or
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: any sort of clothes, they dip over the line. Mine
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: are all flat, like along eight lines. So it's just
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: sock socks, socks, socks, socks, socks, socks, socks, So you
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: don't I guess like if you're folding a sock over
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: it's touching on either side.
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: But and if they fall, that's just a wind. Is
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: that a hack? If they fall it's just a wind too.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think that's kind of lazy. I
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: feel if they fall it's a wind, like because if
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: they fall on the line, they just.
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like every hack is how many avoiding laziness?
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: How many individual socks fall off onto the balcony. I
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: would say, I normally do I do a sock wash
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: at the same time. Yeah, like all socks is sound washing?
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  Speaker 1: Twenty five pairs socks.
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a lot. But I would say six to
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  Speaker 2: eight four and.
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: They pick them up. I mean, I guess, like the
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: harm it takes to pick them up is still way
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: quicker than INDI video and then you just throw it on.
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: There could be the move. I could time it next time.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: I just put everything in the dry ra stuff that
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: I don't want to shrink, like new a brand new
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: T shirt, brand new peer jeans, brand new jumper. For
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: the first like six months, I own it. It gets hard.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: I don't dry anything.
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: Oh I try air dry everything unless it's been pissing
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: down like for a week.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no I do. How come? How come you like here?
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: I lived without a drive for ages and air dried everything.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: But as soon as I got the dryer, try.
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: What's free and it's better for the environment. I was
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: My mum hates dryers, and that's how I was brought up.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh man, I just think of like how about here,
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: how about hey boy hack get a dry I have.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: A dryer, but it is shipped for the environment. I
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: guess just like actually, carbon footprint, I don't know, it's
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: more expensive to use.
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: It is more expensive. Okay, this one, this one I
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: don't do because I don't need to do. Okay, boy
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: hacks or boy hack. This is for all you fucking
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: bozos out there. Bozo, this is for all you adults,
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: men in particular. Literally, I'm actually I'm only talking to
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: men right now. All three. Are you whose parents monitor
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: their bank account all right or have control of their money?
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: Just go, you're you're an adult, Go open a brand
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: new bank account at a brand new bank, and then
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: tell your boss to start paying you into that one.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: Bro, what are you doing?
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: Oh that is a big hack. That is good. Grow up? Yeah?
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: At what age is it unacceptable for your parents to
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: monitor your bank account?
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: I think it's definitely eighteen.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say as soon as school finishes, Yeah,
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: you could still be seventeen. I still I think you're
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: eleven and twelve still kind of sass.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: I think that is us. Yeah, I also think that's
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: s us. Like I talk about not trusting your kid,
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know, just we've had friends that have had it,
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: and I'm just like, how do you have such lack
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: of control, and that friend, to be fair to his parents,
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: is and was terrible with money exactly, but also he
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: has to learn himself. Man, it's he's actually probably the
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: worst person I've ever met with money thinking about it. Yeah,
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: but I honestly multiple of our friends were like that.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they still are.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: I feel like that like being monitored by their parents
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: helps them being bad with money, because they still are bad.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: But we had to learn the hard way to save
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: and like if I didn't have the money, I would
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: say no, and I'd be like, I have fifty dollars please, Well, yeah.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: I find it's like when you're when your parents kind
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: of have control of your pay right and they're like
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: saving money for you. It's like you're in this habit
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: of now every single dollar you do get, you spend
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: all of it because you know your parents are saving
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: for you. So when you do finally get control of
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: your bank account, you're just going to spend all your
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: money every time. We have a.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Friend who used to get on the bags and he
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: would call his mum and ask her to transfer money
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: to his life, take cash out to do bad.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: She'd be like, what's it for and he'd be like,
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: I just need it, Like what what the fuck? Like
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: I just couldn't imagine going on a date and forgetting
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: to tell your parents you're going on a date, and
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: then mid date having to call them up and asking
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: them to transfer your money to pay for the date.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: I feel bad if I, like go into Cohle's and
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: I forget to transfer myself and like a check out
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: or have to walk out because there's no service and
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: like transfer money.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: That is so embarrassed.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Imagine you had to do that, but you had to.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Bring your mom, Mom, I don't have enough money. I'm
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: going to say to Line's eighteen, I think that's fair. Yeah,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: I'll say as well, I will agree with that.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Good, great, Okay, I think you're going to relate to
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: this one. So boy hack, if I get thirty grams
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: of protein in a meal, it's considered healthy.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Why do I also feel that way? Like, No, it's
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: more of like a If there's thirty grams of protein
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: in the meal, that's a meal. Yeah. But if I'm
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: having just like carbohydrates, that's just a snack.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: If I add like a toastin a salad, that's unhealthy
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: to me, yeah.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Protein. Yeah, that's like toxic nearly that's so weird. I
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: relate to that. I definitely need protein. Like I right now,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: the only protein I can think of to have for
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: breakfast is eggs. I'm getting the egg yick bro.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: I always get the egg I'm not a big egg guy.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: I can only have them on mer occasions.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I've had eggs every day for the past month, probably
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: getting the egg yick bro. I've been switching up with
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: like Sunnysider tried scrambled, but I think scrambled was harder
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: to get out. It's a texture. So yeah, and I
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: need the yolk to be cooked all the way through us.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: It's bad.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know the whole concept of eggs. Kind
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: of like freak me out a little bit.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Right, So my last one boy hacks, tell me if
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: this is good, start reading Romanticy. That is a boy hack.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: I will say I've done this one right. Yeah, that's
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: a good one. Now, because here's what I want to say.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Even though it could be classed as smut, it's not.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: It's too strong of a word. People put too much
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: emphasis behind that word. Of the five hundred to six
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: hundred pages you're reading or whatever. Right, one page usually
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: is the smut, and it's like pretty also like pretty
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: lacking detail that I was expecting to be there. Yeah.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: So my other thing is, first of all, kind of
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: makes you feel sexy, bro. The way that they write
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: about these men and women or Faye and high Faye,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: like makes you think of things you could do with
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: your girlfriend or like ways you could act to make
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: her feel sexier.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say it gives you an insight into
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: what girls actually want exactly.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Secondly, are you telling me you'd be pissed off if
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: there was like cuticular sex scene in The Hobbit or
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: The Lord of the Ring. Yeah, I wouldn't care. I'd
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: be like, I'd be welcoming it, like go get a
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: photo actually if got some with an elf or something,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: my guy. I think it's a great hack.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and like smallest end of the scale too. It's
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: just something else to talk about with the females you're hanging.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Out with exactly.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Read Romanticy agreed, all right, I got two more and
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: these are both very mean, So tell me if there's
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: a valid boy hack. Using the air fryer means I
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: cooked the acts read bro okay and last one, instead
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: of not spilling my food when I cook or eat,
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I'll just take my shirt off so I then don't
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: have to clean my shirt.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: That is a good one. It freeze you up. Yeah,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: you just you feel free in the kitchen like I can.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I've gone about laughter or whatever. Yeah, because the most
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: annoying thing is hearing a little snap crackle pot from
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: the oil or some shit splash it. You're like, oh, I.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Haven't been able to cook any our relatables jumpers because
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: I've had to go downstairs and change. Because it's been cold,
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: I've been able to take my shirt off and switch
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: to a jumper.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: I don't like what happened to aprons.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I guess.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: I guess that's the actual. I don't own an apron.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start whipping an apron on and just naked.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Let's have some dessert. I gotta say, I'm pretty fool,
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: pretty full. I'm pretty full, so after this meal, but
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: for dessert, let's do what's some things that are overrated?
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: I want to say something about this. When I was
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: thinking of these, I was like, oh, this actually requires
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: me to be sort of opinionated. I'm not very opinion
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: the other day, you don't have any opinions at all.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: I genuinely am not like I had to just pull
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: out every opinionated bone in my body just to get
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: some of these down.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say I'm opinionated. I would say I'm stubborn, okay,
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: And that's the roote I went. These are also things
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: that I thoroughly believe I.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Overd but I just was like, this is just me
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: being stubborn in opinion. This is just personal. Can I
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: kick things off? Yeah?
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: What's something that's overrated? Avocado on toast?
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I do love it, a bit of fetter d but
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: I think it's so fucking overrated. It's too expensive at
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: cafes give it that.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: And I reckon it's just it's just any other thing
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: on toast. It's just it's just solid. The good point
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: you're not fucking like gold on toast that everone makes
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: it out to be.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: They gotta say, I do agree, I do agree, Alright,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I think you're going to agree with this one. This one.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I'm dying on this hill. Things that are overrated crumble cookie,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they were average crumble cookie kind of fucking sucked, bro.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were very average, and they're like a thousand
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: cows each, so much Yeah, go to Bali.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Dang cookies are better. A homemade cookies are better. Legit,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: go get up. Subway cookies are better. Subway cookies, Someway
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: cookies are way better than fucking Crumble cook What is it?
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Bennett Street Dairy the one you can you can buy
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: it all holes like twelve bucks and you get twelve cookies.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: So much better. I tell you what Australia does cookies, right, Yeah,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: maybe that's a cultural difference one. No, but Crumble cool
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: honestly not good. It was just it was decent, but
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: like just average. Yeah, okay, what's something that's overrated? You're
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: gonna agree with this one? Drinking alcohol? I've got that. Yeah.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I was like thinking of shit, and I was like,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: you know what, fuck I hate alcohol, bro, fuck I'm
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: putting that down. It is overrated, so overrated. Right. Things
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: that are overrated underwear. Let me preface, he's gonna take
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: them off. I obviously wear them, right, but I think
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: that they are way too overpriced.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Ah they are, you know what I mean? The amount
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: of fabric you get, Yeah, three pieces of unders is
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: like fifty bucks. It's fucking and you can get a
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: whole shirt for that.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: It's like when you think about him, right, why do
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: we have them? We wear pants?
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: I think, yeah, to hold everything in place, I guess,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess, but like that's for men. Why
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: would women wear like, why do we have them to
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: our justification is to hold everything in place downstairs?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: You kind of feel free without them. Maybe it's like
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: like free bawling and jeans is. But also that's just
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: become like a societal norm. I was gonna say protection.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it's a protection time. When you wear undies,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: you are protected from zip andy.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, protected from the elements a little bit more, because
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: if you just wear boxes and like airs, just going
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: up there.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Bacteria. I mean, hey, air feels good, bro, keep it dry,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: mold down there.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: What's something that's overrated? Trying new things?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: What? Really? I know what I like? Hey, you know what,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to agree with you. Try this?
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I try it and it sucks, and I know
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: it was gonna suck.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: I am gonna have to agree with you on the day.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Ah wow, okay, okay, it's a very mean one. That's
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: that's what I mean. That's a stubborn one. That's a
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: stubborn one. Try many new things though. Yeah, so I'm
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: also pretty stubborn. Like I don't know what I like? Yeah,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I know what I like for sure. Okay, things that
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: are overrated. I do want to say that this certain
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: company has me in a choke hold Apple.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, honestly agreed, it's honestly overrated. Yeah, it's just like
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: a cult at this stage because everyone's got it.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not changing. I also will up, I'm not changing. Yeah.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: The benefit of being able to FaceTime someone. I'm like,
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: I'm not geting to Samsung and like, I don't know
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: calling someone a messenger, No, Like, what do you do
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: for video call on someone?
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Something else? I mean, if you if you're calling if
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: you have a Samsung to a Samsung. Yeah, what's the
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: hip rate of fucking Android and Android?
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Because I've said before and I stand by this, but
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: the actual like statistics behind other brand's phones are better
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: than iPhones.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: But this is just cooler, mate, It's the cool hit guy,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: you know it is.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: It's more convenient too, when you send a text for
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: boyfriend Olympics. When I'm sending text to the baddies to
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: get them on there and it goes through a green
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck, take their phones off or something?
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I got two more. What's something that's overrated?
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Airport Judy free?
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Fuck that's a good one. Who's doing that?
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: I feel like people hype that up when you're a kid,
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: like everything's like so much cheaper in there?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: You going there all the same price? Never once, never
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: have I ever once sports something.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Only by a present if I forgot from if you.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Okay? Things that are overrated? Ice cream? I don't like
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: ice I used to love asking them as a kid.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I don't like it.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: I will agree to a certain extent. What about like
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: a ice cream ice block? Like a Magnum pup? But
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: I don't like ice cream anymore.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I used to as well. I don't like it. Yeah, shit, okay,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: my last one. This is going.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: This is kind of like a combo of trying new things,
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: and you understand when I say it. What's something that's overrated?
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: To buy chocolate? I haven't tried it. I I personally
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: don't think it's overrated. I have tried it. But it's
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: also something like I really love that type of thing.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: How much is it? It's a lot overpriced? Yes, it
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: tastes good like it tastes the way it looks in
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: my opinion, which I am happy about, if it makes
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: any sense, because it's like I love the texture. I've
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: got no desire to try it. Fair zero But like again,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: like you said the other day, you just like normal chocolate.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Fair but okay, things that are overrated early mornings, Oh shit,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I gotta say, I just it's gonna ruffle. I think
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: that might ruffle some feathers. And I just I think
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: early mornings are overrated from I'm sorry, who doesn't like sleeping?
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I just I really do. I agree. Okay, this one
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I would like to point out. I know people that
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: have done it, and I have respect for people that
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: do it, but I do think it's overrated. Solo traveling,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Oh again, respect to you. I don't know, zero judgment,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: not for me. Is it over red? I'm going to
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: disagree on that one. It's not for me.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: I think I think that one does have a lot
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: of value and he's hyped up accordingly.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Could be fair to all these things like Instagram and
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: TikTok have kind of like ruined them all, and they
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: weren't hyped up that much. Prior to that, and it's
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: just like good content. I'm going to disagree a little bit.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: You're gonna disagree on that one. I got one more.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Please please don't come for me. I will also say
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: this is slightly hypocritical. Things that are overrated Stanley water bottles. Oh,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say agreed.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I just I don't know. I don't think that as
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: good as everyone's making amount. I feel like there's like
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: a k made equivalent there is. It's just as fucking Yeah,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: it's just a water bottle. You're paying for a brand. Yeah,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: to be fair, very hypic because it's the same with
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: my phone. Oh yeah, exactly. We're paying for a brand
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: with everything, paying for a brand with cars, paying for
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: a brand with clothes, you're paying for a brand with
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: a phone, and you're paying for a brand with a
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: water bottle. Hell, you're paying for a brand with most food.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: On that note, pay for a relatables merch yes, pay
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: for the brand. Support us, We love you, Thank you,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Stay bad