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Reality TV snark, a bat in the mouth, is the Harry Potter series worth a watch? · Listen If You Want To

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: We are back for round two of listen if you
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  Speaker 1: want to there is so much to listen to you're
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  Speaker 1: getting another episode.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah guess what so much to listen to wait right
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: out the gate i need to know what happened with
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  Speaker 2: tamra and shannon fighting and then some sort of sneezing
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  Speaker 2: that i saw the headline and i was like You.
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  Speaker 3: Have to watch it. It's just exactly what you said.
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: Are they in a fight and then somebody is sneezing, sneezing, sneezing?
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  Speaker 2: Shannon sneezes and sneezes and sneezes. And so then does
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  Speaker 2: Tamara just start laughing at her?
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  Speaker 4: They all do. They all kind of laugh at her
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  Speaker 4: and she has to get up from the table. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: they're just talking and fighting about like, Tamara wasn't best
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  Speaker 4: friends with her the past two years, but Tamara says,
• 0:46
  Speaker 4: I've been friends with you for 10 years.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: The same scene that they have every season. The one
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  Speaker 1: thing I will say, I.
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  Speaker 3: Really enjoy Tamara this season.
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: Me too. I enjoy Tamara every day. She is chill.
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  Speaker 1: She is in control and she is not taking BS
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  Speaker 1: from nobody, but in a way that is productive. Usually she, she's,
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  Speaker 1: she never takes BS, but she will go off the handle.
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  Speaker 3: Right now she's like, I don't have the energy for this.
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  Speaker 2: Could be menopause.
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  Speaker 3: That's how I am.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, And that's worse.
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  Speaker 1: It's like to be on the receiving side of that,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like.
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  Speaker 2: You're just like, okay, people often say to me now,
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: how do you stay so calm? And I say, I
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  Speaker 2: think it's some kind of menopause. So then I see
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  Speaker 2: this and Danny are leaving the Valley. Who's Nia and
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  Speaker 2: who's Danny.
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  Speaker 3: You said it right there. No one cares.
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  Speaker 2: So they are, but Will there be anything for them
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  Speaker 2: to talk about? You know what?
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  Speaker 3: I don't care. I'd rather them have nothing to talk about.
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  Speaker 2: Who are they?
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  Speaker 3: Than to have Danny and Nia to talk about.
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  Speaker 2: The ones who have always been in trouble. They're a
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  Speaker 2: married couple.
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  Speaker 4: And Danny has some habits of drinking that is just disrespectful.
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  Speaker 2: Where did we even find them? Like how they get
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  Speaker 2: on the show?
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  Speaker 3: Nia used to be... Miss... Miss.
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  Speaker 2: I wish you guys could have seen Jackie right there.
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  Speaker 2: She's doing some sort of crazy hand motions.
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  Speaker 3: Are you sure she was Miss USA? One of those.
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  Speaker 1: Or was she only like Miss California?
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  Speaker 2: Let me see.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, check.
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  Speaker 2: Who cares? So they didn't have any connection to people
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  Speaker 2: on the show. They weren't on Vanderpump or any of that.
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  Speaker 1: No, hold on. The thing with the Valley is that
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  Speaker 1: they're all real friends.
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  Speaker 3: That is the one thing.
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  Speaker 2: So who were they friends with?
• 2:30
  Speaker 3: They were friends with Brittany Cart, right? And Brittany was
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  Speaker 3: the main one. And Kristen Doty.
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  Speaker 2: Do you like the Valley?
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  Speaker 3: I liked it. Season one and two were really good.
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  Speaker 3: Season three was really annoying.
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  Speaker 2: How did we get to season three already? What was
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: Lala on? Season three. She was on season two?
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: Danny and Nia rubbed me the wrong way. And I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you exactly why they rubbed me the wrong way.
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: They wanted to be on reality TV, but not be real. Which, look,
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  Speaker 1: I understand that. You never want to show your flaws.
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  Speaker 1: You never want to like put your family out there
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  Speaker 1: in a negative light. I get that. But then don't
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  Speaker 1: be on reality TV.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Right. Agree.
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  Speaker 3: Agree with that.
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  Speaker 1: Agree. There were so many times where she was like, Danny, Danny,
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  Speaker 1: let's go.
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  Speaker 2: Danny. Danny, Danny, Danny.
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  Speaker 3: I think that a lot.
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  Speaker 2: When I'm like, why are you on TV?
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  Speaker 3: Daniel, stop. Daniel, stop.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: We're leaving Daniel.
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  Speaker 3: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Amy, I literally would scream at the TV.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. My husband watches reality TV with me. Anytime I
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: put it on and I have to watch it because
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  Speaker 1: of work. Anytime I would put it on, he would literally,
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  Speaker 1: are you seriously watching the Valley?
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  Speaker 2: I'm out.
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  Speaker 3: Walk out.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: It was so bad this season.
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  Speaker 2: How dare you say that about our Lala? No, Lala
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  Speaker 2: was good.
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? I love and adore Lala with
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: all of my heart. These two, I'm happy to see.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, fine. Fair, fair, fair. So now, first of all,
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: I always laugh when it says slow-mo-wuh. Slow-mo-wuh. And that means.
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: Secret lives of Mormon wives.
• 4:16
  Speaker 2: So I actually did watch this trailer and then halfway through,
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  Speaker 2: I said to myself, stop this.
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  Speaker 1: Can I tell you how I feel about this show?
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  Speaker 1: First three seasons, loved it. Season four, it jumped the shark.
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  Speaker 1: Season five, I don't even want to watch the first episode.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you think it jumped the shark? Because they're
• 4:35
  Speaker 2: getting too big for their like, Yeah. Again. Back to
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  Speaker 2: survive this. Yeah.
• 4:40
  Speaker 3: Back to Danny.
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: When they said mom talk on the trailer, I actually
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  Speaker 2: like gagged a little. She's like something, something mom talk.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Season one through three was so good because they were
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  Speaker 1: just like all real. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Like real fun, cool, sloppy, whatever. It was great.
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  Speaker 1: Now the last season, they're all like, yeah, cool.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, I said the F word. We're so cool. And
• 5:10
  Speaker 3: guess what? We're influencers and we love mom talk.
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  Speaker 1: I'm being so mean today. I'm sorry for everyone that's
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: listening to this.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes it needs to happen.
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  Speaker 2: It's true, though. But I'm still going to watch.
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  Speaker 4: It's not going to be my top reality show, but
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  Speaker 4: I'm still going to watch.
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  Speaker 3: I think I might boycott it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I may boycott it.
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  Speaker 1: And I know I have to watch this for work,
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: but the show that I usually have to watch this
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  Speaker 1: for work for.
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  Speaker 3: is also boycotting.
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: It so you know what oh maybe i don't have
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  Speaker 1: to watch it i didn't know that is that yeah
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  Speaker 1: they hated the last season and they were like i
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  Speaker 1: don't want to do this again oh my gosh.
• 5:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah well danielle i will say um to go with
• 5:54
  Speaker 4: secret lives more um the premiere episode of salt lake city.
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  Speaker 1: I watched it did you watch it i have not
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: watched it yet.
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  Speaker 2: I cried Oh, my God.
• 6:03
  Speaker 4: That means it's one of the most emotional Housewives episodes
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  Speaker 4: premieres you will ever watch.
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: With who? Who could be that? Mary Cosby and her
• 6:12
  Speaker 2: son passed away. Oh, shoot. And the way that she
• 6:16
  Speaker 2: speaks about it is like, whoa.
• 6:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, that's going to wreck me.
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  Speaker 2: It will wreck you, especially because you have two sons.
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  Speaker 3: It's like it will wreck you.
• 6:24
  Speaker 2: And but the way at the end of episode, I
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  Speaker 2: just because she.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no, don't don't even. Can we say that much?
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  Speaker 3: Can we say that much?
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  Speaker 2: Preparing you. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 6:36
  Speaker 3: I love that franchise. Salt Lake City, Rhode Island, winner, winner,
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  Speaker 3: chicken dinner.
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: Both of you. So here was something that I enjoyed.
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: And look, you can have your thoughts. I'm not, I'm
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: not here for that. Lori Loughlin came back to Instagram.
• 6:53
  Speaker 2: And let me tell you who supported her. The entire
• 6:55
  Speaker 2: Full House cast. They did this whole thing. John Stamos,
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: Jodi Sweetin, Dave Coulier, Candace Cameron, Andrea, Scott. And it
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: was like cute. I didn't totally understand because I forgot
• 7:08
  Speaker 2: about her like hosting Good Morning San Francisco or whatever
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  Speaker 2: it was called, Wake Up San Francisco. But all of
• 7:13
  Speaker 2: a sudden, just all these people. And I was like,
• 7:14
  Speaker 2: you know what? I like these people.
• 7:17
  Speaker 4: She quoted a quote that she She said a line,
• 7:21
  Speaker 4: she quoted a line that she said on the show.
• 7:23
  Speaker 2: When she came back from maternity leave. The part where
• 7:24
  Speaker 2: she says, I'm Rebecca Donaldson? I'm welcoming myself back. Yes, because. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because that was after she had the baby or something?
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  Speaker 2: After she had the twins, yes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But I liked it. Me too, I liked it. Danny Tanner,
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  Speaker 2: wake up. I know, it was cute. It was cute. So, look,
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  Speaker 2: good job, Instagram. Who cares?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god danielle is even more snarky than me okay.
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  Speaker 3: Are you such a pill today i.
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  Speaker 2: Chose this because of you harry potter trailer.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god you still want me.
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  Speaker 2: To be mean i didn't even understand this is there
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  Speaker 2: a new harry potter.
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  Speaker 1: Tell us okay it is this harry potter the prequel
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  Speaker 1: it's a series but it's like before.
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  Speaker 3: No, it is. It's the beginning of the movies, but
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  Speaker 3: just a TV series.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. So it's a reimagining. Because they talk
• 8:18
  Speaker 2: about the shorting hat.
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: They talk about the, like based off the trailer I saw,
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  Speaker 1: I do not believe it to be a prequel because
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  Speaker 1: they are teasing all the things that happened in that
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  Speaker 1: first book.
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  Speaker 2: Why make that? We already have the movies. Why make
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  Speaker 2: a series?
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  Speaker 3: I got two thoughts on this. The one side of
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  Speaker 3: me says, you know what? I'm always down for Harry Potter.
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  Speaker 3: I love Harry Potter.
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  Speaker 1: That was such an important part of my childhood. I'm
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  Speaker 1: obsessed with that franchise in general. Okay, this is a
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  Speaker 1: way to bring back the content and bring back the
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  Speaker 1: feels and all that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: So on one side of me, I'm.
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: Like, you know what?
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  Speaker 3: This is kind of cool.
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  Speaker 1: On the second side of me, I'm like, you're never
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  Speaker 1: going to live up to the movies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Ever. No matter how hard you try. The movies will
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  Speaker 1: always be the best thing in the entire world. That
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  Speaker 1: cast will be the best thing in the entire world.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot have a new Harry.
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  Speaker 2: Unless there's like a whole new generation.
• 9:19
  Speaker 3: You cannot have a new Hermione.
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: Well, okay. I don't have an argument. I don't have
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: an argument for you because I don't care about any
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  Speaker 2: of this and I never watched the movies. And the
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  Speaker 2: one movie I went to, I fell asleep.
• 9:29
  Speaker 3: You never watched the movies, Jackie?
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: No. I read the first book, though. You know what?
• 9:35
  Speaker 3: I'm going to have a good correlation. Harry Potter is
• 9:37
  Speaker 3: to me as friends.
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: Is to you. I know. I got all my friends stuff.
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  Speaker 4: But that's why I put it in there because I
• 9:43
  Speaker 4: knew how much you loved it.
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: Well, give it a shot.
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll give it a shot. The one thing I
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: will say about the trailer, it looked scarily AI.
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 9:55
  Speaker 3: But it wasn't it. But it was like, whoa, these people...
• 9:58
  Speaker 3: It looks AI.
• 10:00
  Speaker 4: That they're turning into a series is Dirty Dancing like
• 10:02
  Speaker 4: I wonder how that's gonna go.
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: I thought Jennifer Grey was working on a movie or
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: something I thought Dirty Dancing was becoming a series maybe
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: they nailed the right Patrick Swayze they'd have something but
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: that's gonna be hard Oh, it's a new movie. Never mind. Sorry.
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: It's a new movie. It's a new movie. You're right.
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: You're right. Carried a watermelon. I love that movie so much.
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: So much. Miley Cyrus is now Miley. And all of
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: a sudden, out of nowhere, we got an album and
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: we got shows at the Hollywood Bowl. Did anyone else
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: think that was a little surprising? I was like, wait, what?
• 10:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Look, I'm always down for some new Miley.
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: Me too. Miley has always been Miley. I've never, I
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: think once.
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: Said her name was Miley Cyrus.
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: No, it's always just Miley.
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: I've called her Miley Cyrus forever.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: No, it's Miley for sure.
• 10:55
  Speaker 3: I'm excited. I love her.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: I think she's great. I think she's so unique and
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: different and I'm ready for it. I'm excited to see
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: what her new music sounds like and Maybe.
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: We should go to the Hollywood Bowl.
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: 100%, but there's so many things I want to do
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: at the Hollywood Bowl. I got to go see the
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: Jonas Brothers. Obviously, that's no negotiation I'm going. A smart list.
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: I kind of want to go to the smart list
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: show at the Bowl.
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: We should go for research. We should.
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: Agree. When is it? I'm so, I mean, I'm getting
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: booked up. When is it? When is smart list at
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: the Bowl? I thought it was in October. I've got
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: a lot of football games too that we have to
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: squeeze this into. So, oh, this says Miley.
• 11:38
  Speaker 4: Miley.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: Miley Cyrus, is October 16th and 18th at the Hollywood Bowl.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: I know the Jonas Brothers are November 18th and 19th.
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: Is Smartless the 17th? Yes. So she had to work
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: around their dates. So it goes Miley, Smartless, Miley. So
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: if I came down for Smartless, I obviously can go
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: to Miley. There you go. I'm open to it.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: Let's do it.
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: You know who loves Miley?
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: Our boss.
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. Should we call him?
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: We should.
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: We should. We can't call him in on this.
• 12:12
  Speaker 4: Hold on.
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: I'm texting him. Are you coming to see Miley with
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: us at the Hollywood Bowl, October 16th or 18th? I
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: texted him. I copied him. Yeah, our big boss.
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  Speaker 3: Which is us.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: Our big boss. He's like, What? Why are you laughing?
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: He is our big boss, but like, it's so weird
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: when we call him that. Our big boss. He wrote,
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: oh my God. He already wrote back immediately. And let
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: me tell you the things I text him that I
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: need answers on that he doesn't respond. Oh my God.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: We got to get a box then. I can't, I
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: got to get a box because I need, the food
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: there is delicious. The food there is truly delicious. So
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: speaking of, you were being snarky. Look, I could do
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: an entire show on Tiger Woods and Vanessa Trump going
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: to court. But all I'm going to say is I
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: don't care for those sunglasses. Do you? No.
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: Do you like her sunglasses?
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: She looks like she's about to play baseball.
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: I think she looks like she's about to hit the slopes.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: They're too goggly.
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: Too goggly.
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: Her hair looks good. Yeah. But her sunglasses are too goggly.
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: Her blazer's nice. Yeah. Yeah. And her hair looks nice, but.
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not even going to comment on
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: the whole rest of it, but I do feel comfortable
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: commenting that I don't care for those sunglasses. I don't.
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: I didn't know they were dating.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: Wow. What?
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: I live under a rock.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: I know. Can I? Go ahead.
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: You sent me this.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: Okay. The lady with the bat in her mouth?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God. I think about her.
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  Speaker 1: And I just want to know how.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking about her so much. Can you see if
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: she'll come on? I have so many questions because I
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: want to know how did the bat get in her house?
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: how did the bat get in your house? Do you
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: sleep with the window open? No screen. That's all that
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: my brain could come up with.
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  Speaker 3: And then in your mouth.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: Number two, she's like, said she was like pulling something
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  Speaker 2: out of her mouth, like in her sleep. And it
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: was a bat. So then immediately, obviously she's got to get,
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: catch the bat and test it for rabies. She probably
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: got to get like 5,000 shots because of, Like bats
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: are dangerous. It later tested negative for rabies. So she's okay.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: You know what I did?
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: Can you get her? We got to get her.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: What is a true fact?
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: Isn't she a doctor?
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: She's a doctor.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: How do they.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: Say 5,000 spiders crawl in your mouth? Yes.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: You eat three spiders every year.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: I don't. Oh, every year. Yeah. That seems more reasonable.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say every night.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I woke up the other day with like,
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: kind of like.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, and you thought you had a spider in there?
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Like that. You know that. And I literally thought to myself,
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: I wonder if I just ate a spider.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: So you know that I have never worried about bats
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: because I don't, I just didn't cross my mind. Although
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: I have bats around my neighborhood. Like if you walk
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: at dusk, there's bats. And I was at a dinner party.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: I can't remember if I told you guys this, at
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: my friend Sally's this summer. And all of a sudden,
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: this like, they said a moth. Oh, that's a giant
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: moth came down and literally landed on my friend Shannon's
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: like chest right here. And everyone was like, Whoa, that
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: moth is huge. And then a couple of us were like,
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: that's not a moth. So then the bat went onto
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: the table and everyone's like, is it a moth? Is
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: that a bat? Like it just didn't look Batman-y, but
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: it did kind of look batty.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Literally.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: I was like, This is what went through my brain.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: And she's got to get tested. I literally said, I'm
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: so grateful that didn't happen to me. Because I would
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: have said, I'm dying. Because I would have been like,
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: I have to go to the emergency room. Like, what
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: do I do? This is so, I've been so stressed.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: And she was pretty calm.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Little did you know she spent the night with you.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: No, I'd seen her after and I was like, you're alive.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: You didn't have any problems. I'm very afraid of bats,
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: but you know that what I have? A rat. Rhymes
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: with bats. His name is Rat. And I got a
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: note in the mail the other day. The exterminator came
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: and they give you like an update. Sometimes they put
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: it in the mailbox, but sometimes they hook it to
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: your door. I think they realize they can't just put
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: it in the mailbox. Did you know it's like a
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: federal offense if you put like cookies in a mailbox?
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: You're not allowed.
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Because it's, like owned by the government or something.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: I'm making this up.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: I definitely put things in my neighbor's mailbox.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: I don't think they take you to jail for it,
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: but like, you're not supposed to, the mail is supposed
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: to be used for the U S postal service. And like,
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: if you're dropping off cookies, they need to go on
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: the front porch. I'm making half of this up, but
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: I think it's based on some facts.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: I've never heard that before, but I've definitely put things
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: in my neighbor's mailboxes before.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Well, you broke the law, I think.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, I did.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: You might go to the, go to the, go to
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: the jail. So what was I saying? The rat. The
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: note said, you know, we did this, we did this,
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: and we got a rat out of the attic in
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: the trap. And I'm like, oh God. So every time
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: there's a rat in the attic, I know that that
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: noise I hear, that I think, oh, I think I
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: just heard a rat, is a rat.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Was it caught?
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, that one, there's more. I don't know
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: how they're getting in. It's so stressful. It is so stressful. Anyway,
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I'm telling you guys that. Just because.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: I've got a lot of back pain today. Anybody else?
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: I got something going on right in here.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Can you tell me what this cracker butter is? Delia was.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes, I can. Did Heather text you about this? Yes,
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: she did. Okay.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: So late last night, it was such a day.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: It has been a day in the words of Josh Peck,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: who I love. Danielle and I have been having a days, right?
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: We're not here to complain. We've been having a year.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: I'm so tired. I don't even know. I look terrible.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: I'm so tired. So I got home at like 10 o'clock.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I'm doing 5,000 things. I don't have any food in
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: the house. So I had fruit. So I cut up
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: two plums. Cause I had two plums, put some blueberries
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: on top. And then I said to Heather, I'm just
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: going to have saltines and butter. And she was like, what?
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, that's actually delicious.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Saltines.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: And you let the butter get kind of like warm.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: You don't like, I'm not saying put it in the microwave.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: Spreadable.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Very soft. Spreadable. Yes. Cause you don't need a lot
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: of butter on a saltine. Just enough. You don't have
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: counter butter? 10. Did you say counter butter?
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not one of those. I know a lot
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: of people are like, I do. You have like the
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: butter crock or whatever. Yeah. The little, little thing. I
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: keep it in the fridge and then I set it out,
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: let it get room temperature and then I spread it.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: So good.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: Because when you, Oh, when you are doing your toast
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: on butter or crackers on butter, it's so easily spread.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: You don't have to like, like go like, right. Yeah.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: It's so, you know what I don't care for, you know,
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: when you go to certain restaurants and there's like a
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: rectangle of butter.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: On And tar is a rock.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: It's like, don't bother. Yeah. Don't give me that.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: I will say I'm not dogging your saltines with butter
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: because there's nothing in this world I love more than
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: just sourdough toast toasted with butter.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Do you ever throw jam on there?
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Of course. But I will eat it just by itself.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, I just said, first of all, it's the first
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: time I said it the whole time.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Great.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I think of Scott slash Luke jam hands so much.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: You know, in Gilmore Girls when he's like, I don't
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: like kids. They have jam hands. Like, jam hands are real. No,
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: so Heather also likes peanut butter, but I can't have
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: peanut butter because I'm not allergic to it. It just
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: bloats me.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I like peanut butter, but.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Can you do all the butters? Almond butter, sunflower butter, whatever.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Sun butter.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I can't do any of that.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: Some butter I don't like, but I can.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Do you guys cook with ghee? No.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: No.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: What is that?
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: That's unclarified butter. So they take the cream out of it.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: And so it doesn't burn. So I do it every
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: morning with my eggs for my kid. Hmm.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Doesn't burn. Like, I'm so tired. Are you tired?
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: I just realized I was like, if I do this
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: show much longer, I'm going to fall asleep. Have you
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: ever been sitting there and you're just like, my eyes
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: are closed.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Every single day I go, okay, we got to go.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: My eyes are closing. Not that we're boring. We're not.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: We're fun. You know what it is? I'm so tired.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: You know what it is?
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: You finally could relax in this moment.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: True. I'm like, ah.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: You can finally relax so your body is going.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: We've got like a few things to solve. today, which
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: I'm hoping after this show, we can check our emails
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: and they've been solved.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I agree.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Great stuff. I mean, I got a lot more to
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: talk about. There's a lot of things coming. I want
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: to watch. There's a lot. A lot. Is that Josh
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Hartnett TV show on with the like mystery beast? Not yet.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: But I did watch The Whisper Man, which was really good.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: And your Michael Keaton was in it, Amy. And he
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: plays a role where I.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Was like, wow.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Have I told that story? I've told you guys this story.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Everywhere.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Everywhere.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: He's that. Yeah. Robert De Niro, Adam Scott. He's in
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: The Whisper Man. So good. So good. Really? But it's creepy.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: But it's creepy. I don't mind creepy. Like serial killer creepy.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: How much longer till Below? That's the one with Josh Hartnett.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: I feel like it's on. Oh my gosh. October. Well.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Good luck to Cal. We've got the big football game,
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: which I know I've been mentioning, Cal UCLA. A lot
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: of stuff happening. A lot of stuff. What is on
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: tap for you guys this weekend before we go? Disneyland.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: I went to Legoland last week and that's why I
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: have nothing this week.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: You're going to Disneyland with both kids?
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: With both children.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: I know you're going to say no to this. I
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: am going to ask.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: I do not have $ 5, 000 for a guide.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I don't, look, I'm a gatekeeper a little bit on this.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: I'm a gatekeeper. So normally I wouldn't even say it,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: but like, I, with the VIP guide. I, look, I
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: love the VIP guide so much.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: If I had the cash to blow, I would do
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: it too. I just, I can't.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Our friend, our friend married a VIP guide. I can't
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: think of anything more iconic. She literally married a real,
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: alive Prince Charming. He's just like, Let me show you
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: everything about Disneyland. Do you have an annual pass, Danielle?
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: I do not, no. Easton does.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Easton has an annual pass.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: He does.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Are you going to go to Din Tai Fung?
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Probably not.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: I can tell you exactly what to get at Din
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Tai Fung. I love it.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: We love Din Tai Fung.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Amy and I went there not so long ago and
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: we were obsessed.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: We ate so much.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I ordered so much food, but somehow it was Ian.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Did you get the chocolate? We literally had like a
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: tiny thing of rice left over. Okay.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Of course we got the chocolate things. I think I
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: ate three. Like it was just insane. I just didn't care.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: I hadn't eaten all day. We'd been working so much
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: and we'd done like 20,000 steps just working, working, working.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: We're at the convention center and then we just went
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: and like.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Ate so many things.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: The green beans are.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: I can only have a few green beans.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Potentially my favorite green beans ever.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: I can't eat broccoli, but then I can have a
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: few green beans because otherwise they get so tooty. They
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: blanch it and then they fry it.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I remember I told you, I was like, these are
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: really good, but they're going to make you toot.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Toot. I have like a real tooting problem. So good.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: So good.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, you guys.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Great times. Great times. I'm going to go get, so
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: this is what I'm, just to keep everyone, you know, real.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: I've been testing out sandwiches, as you guys know, all over.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: And I'm usually disappointed. I'm usually disappointed. I think I
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: told you one of my sandwiches was way too wet.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Here's where you get the perfect sandwich if you live
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: in the Bay Area. A Sweet Affair. It's a wonderful
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: bakery out in Walnut Creek. This is my sandwich. And
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: here's the funny part. I don't know if the bread
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: I like is the nine grain or the whole wheat,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: multigrain or whole wheat. So I have to order both.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: I get one whole wheat and one multigrain. And I
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: don't know which is which. So like, I don't know.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: I feel like, I feel like we can solve this problem.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: We'd have to like test it while we're there. I don't, anyway, ham,
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: this is all I get. Ham, mayonnaise, lettuce. That's it?
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: I just ate my first half. 10 out of 10. Ruffles, chips, ham, lettuce, mayonnaise.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Do you put the chip in the sandwich? I do not.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: I would like a pickle. They don't have, I don't
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: serve it with a pickle, but maybe I can get
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: from the store some pickles. It would be nice with
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: just one dill pickle, you know, like a spear.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Like a pickle spear. And then I have my lemon
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: water and five chocolate chips.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: You're living.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: It hurts to laugh because I think I was like
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: in a weird position today. So I stretched out my abs.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Didn't I ever tell you I got, one time I
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: got deposed. Do you know what that means?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Yes. Yes.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: And I was so stressed. It was like a Zoom deposal.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's the way everybody say it.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: And so I leaned, I was like this leaning forward
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: for one hour answering their questions. My stomach, it was
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: like I'd done one.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Because you were just holding your stomach in for an hour.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: So the next day I was like, oh my God, what?
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: I think I had to like put the heating pad
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: and take Advil. I was like, I don't have strong abs.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie. I'm working on it. So, yeah.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Well, you got your answer.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Just sit like that for once a day. What?
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: We got what we wanted. You know how I just said?
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Did it just come through?
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Well, hold on. All right, guys. We got stuff to do.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Bye-bye. And that's the news, except that's not what show
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: this is. Listen if you want to.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Listen if you want to.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Yay.