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Hour 1 - Driving the Woody · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go. Welcome, It's our number w our number.
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  Speaker 2: One, and we are kicking off this Wednesday show, the
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  Speaker 2: with some hot Jet talk, great audio. When you have
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  Speaker 2: the good audio for you. So did Jets owner Woody
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  Speaker 2: Johnson cross the line and criticizing quarterback Justin Fields? Also,
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  Speaker 2: the Jets are said to have no regrets that they
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  Speaker 2: let Aaron Rodgers leave even though he's a top ten
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  Speaker 2: quarterback and their quarterback is a dog with fleas? So
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  Speaker 2: what does that say about Woody Johnson and his ownership? Also,
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  Speaker 2: how do you decode Dimico Ryans? That's the head coach
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  Speaker 2: in Houston standing by the Texans offensive coordinator as the
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  Speaker 2: you walk into the radio station and you're like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know about that one. This is not one of
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  Speaker 2: those days. This is great. This is a finger licking
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  Speaker 2: good is what it is so the owner of the
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  Speaker 2: NFL team in New York that somehow, being in New
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  Speaker 2: York still can't win.
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  Speaker 1: This is so good. I help you. Maybe you heard
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  Speaker 1: about it, maybe not so.
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  Speaker 2: Woody Johnson speaking at some NFL like owners get together there,
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  Speaker 2: he showed support for the embattled head coach who's drowning
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  Speaker 2: every week. Aaron Glenn doesn't appear to know what the
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  Speaker 2: hell he's doing as coach in the NFL. The Jets
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  Speaker 2: are zero and seven, but there was a vote of
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  Speaker 2: confidence for Aaron Glenn from Woody Johnson.
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  Speaker 1: However, however, in doing so, what do you think happened?
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  Speaker 1: That's right, dan Na Na ning Ning.
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  Speaker 2: Woody Johnson decided to throw his starting quarterback under the
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  Speaker 2: team bus of the Jets. And it was magical. It
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  Speaker 2: was glorious, and we've got the audio tape. Listen to
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  Speaker 2: Woody Johnson. This is an owner of a multi billion
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  Speaker 2: dollar NFL franchise, unloading while defending his coach, unloading on
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  Speaker 2: his starting quarterback tag a list.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like he's turning around parts of it.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's hard when you have a quarterback with
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  Speaker 3: you know, with a rating that you know, we got
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  Speaker 3: you know, as I mean, he has the but something
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  Speaker 3: just is not jibing.
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  Speaker 2: But if you any any head coach of the quarterback
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  Speaker 2: like that, you're going to see similar results if you
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  Speaker 2: will across the league. You have to play consistently at
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  Speaker 2: that position, and that's what we're going to try to do.
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  Speaker 3: But you can just complete a pass, it would look good.
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  Speaker 1: You got to complete some pathy.
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  Speaker 2: You got to convince him that you can do something.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's so great. Something is not jiping so great?
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  Speaker 2: All right, let us discuss where are the Justin Fields
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  Speaker 2: truthers out there? Then he justin food. Yeah, we talk
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  Speaker 2: about this guy a lot because he's a quarterback. We
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  Speaker 2: talked football and for years I would do monologues unloading
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  Speaker 2: on Justin Fields and I would have some dingle Berry.
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  Speaker 1: Well you just don't know what you're talking about. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that whole thing. So that's a good jumping off point.
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  Speaker 2: Let us discuss the question did Jets owner Woody Johnson
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  Speaker 2: cross the line? Did he cross over the rubicon with
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  Speaker 2: his criticism quarterback Justin Fields? So on this one, I've
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  Speaker 2: got Kowala, lion King, and cool Mint, and we will
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  Speaker 2: combine all of these things together and we are going
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  Speaker 2: to have a pajama party, is what we're going to have.
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  Speaker 2: So a Woody Johnson. I love the fact that he
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  Speaker 2: didn't pull any punches. Of course, he happens to be
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  Speaker 2: the owner that signed off on paying Justin Fields. Hello, mirror,
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  Speaker 2: mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of them all? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: So I love that in defending the coach who doesn't
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  Speaker 2: appear to know what he's doing, he used Justin Fields
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  Speaker 2: as a punching bag. Body blow, body blow, body blow
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  Speaker 2: if he can just complete a pass. One of the
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  Speaker 2: great lines ever said in My time and talk radio
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  Speaker 2: by an owner about his quarterback. Imagine it's we're heading
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  Speaker 2: into week eight in the NFL and the owners like,
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  Speaker 2: if our quarterback could just complete to pass, where are
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  Speaker 2: you at?
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  Speaker 1: Justin Fields? Truthers, who are you gonna blame now?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 2: You blame the Bears, bad coaching in Chicago, went to Pittsburgh,
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  Speaker 2: good coaching didn't work out. Now you're in New York.
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  Speaker 2: What are you gonna blame the coach again? What's the
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  Speaker 2: move here? Let me go to the bag of excuses
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  Speaker 2: for Justin Fields. That is so great? If that is
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  Speaker 2: not a billboard from Woody Johnson saying, I hate my quarterback.
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  Speaker 2: My quarterback blows. I don't know what is. I do
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  Speaker 2: not know what else that is. It's shocking because it's
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  Speaker 2: so abnormal. And I've complained about this in ninety nine
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  Speaker 2: percent of the time. We come in here and we
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  Speaker 2: all see something that's rather obvious and we get gas
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  Speaker 2: you know, people gaslight.
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  Speaker 1: Us and they're like, oh, let.
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  Speaker 2: Me tell you something. You're you're wrong, what you're it's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: And so it's it's unusual, which stands out. It's man
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  Speaker 2: bites dog. It's that kind of thing, and it's not
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  Speaker 2: wrong though it's not wrong at all. Justin Fields has
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  Speaker 2: been a sixteen car pile up on the interstate. And
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  Speaker 2: when you watch the Jets play and not a Jets fan,
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  Speaker 2: I know there's a guy in here earlier as a
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  Speaker 2: Jets fan, Jason. You watch the Jets play and you're
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  Speaker 2: not a fan, you're a rubbernecker. It's like and even
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  Speaker 2: like the we're all lookie loser, like, well that's what, man,
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  Speaker 2: that's a really bad accident. Oh my god, Oh my goodness,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, how many ambulances is gonna get a helicopter
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  Speaker 2: out here and pick the people back to the hospital.
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  Speaker 1: How bad is it?
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  Speaker 2: Justin Fields is the thirtieth ranked passer in the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: There are thirty two teams that. Again I didn't play
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  Speaker 2: in the NFL. I don't think that's particularly good. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: you're being too mean.
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  Speaker 1: What else?
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  Speaker 2: A tied for second most sacks in the league because
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  Speaker 2: he moves. Here's the problem with Justin Fields. And we
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  Speaker 2: figured this out right away with the Bears. He moves
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  Speaker 2: like a koala bear who's clinging to a eucalyptus tree
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  Speaker 2: and just eating a nice meal. And that's Justin Fields. Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 2: when you watch the NFL game in particular, it's read
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  Speaker 2: and react.
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  Speaker 1: It's hot potato.
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  Speaker 2: It's get the ball, get rid of the ball quickly, right,
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  Speaker 2: find the open player, get rid of the ball.
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  Speaker 1: Boom.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, all right, I'm gonna read the defense and
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  Speaker 2: then I'm gonna take a nice nap. I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 2: a nice nap, is what I'm gonna do. He's got
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  Speaker 2: four passing touchdowns. We're almost into week eight in the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: He's got four passing touchdes. That's not just bad, this
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  Speaker 2: is unwatchable. And I loved again Woody Johnson. Woody Woodpecker
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  Speaker 2: loved his honesty. There.
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  Speaker 1: That's the naked truth. It just is.
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  Speaker 2: And most people that are like, oh, every time the
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  Speaker 2: Jets get cold, I was just talking to something in the
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  Speaker 2: hallway about it. Every time the Jets change quarterbacks, it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: this is the guy. Oh, we got the guy, we
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  Speaker 2: got the guy by Yeah, if you want a guy
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  Speaker 2: to be in the cockpit of the vomit comet, you've
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  Speaker 2: got the guy. And if it looks like trash, smells
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  Speaker 2: like trash, plays like trash, probably trash.
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  Speaker 1: Probably trash.
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  Speaker 2: So the Jets have been running a dumb down, caveman
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  Speaker 2: offense to try to prop up Justin Fields, and it's
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  Speaker 2: still not working.
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  Speaker 1: So you run a rudimentary offense. It's still not working.
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  Speaker 2: And so yeah, wood he basically said what everyone who's
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  Speaker 2: watched Justin Fields play quarterback already know. They did have
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  Speaker 2: like one good game against Pittsburgh, they still lost. You've
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  Speaker 2: got the rookie head coach Aaron Glenn, who's winless. You've
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  Speaker 2: got Woody praising him like he's Vince Lombardi. Lombardi would have.
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  Speaker 1: Lost, Bill Walsh, Belicheck, all these guys would have lost.
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  Speaker 1: And first Glenn.
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  Speaker 2: Again, Glenn hasn't been an Aaron Glenn has not been
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  Speaker 2: any better than justin fields. It's just that Woody Johnson
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  Speaker 2: likes him because Aaron Glenn played so long ago that
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  Speaker 2: he actually was on some Jets teams that were halfway decent. Now,
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  Speaker 2: as for the future free agents that are going to
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  Speaker 2: come to the Jets, this idea, Wow, no one's gonna
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  Speaker 2: want to play for the Jets now because Woody Johnson
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  Speaker 2: threw his quarterback under the team bus. Please please, it's
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  Speaker 2: come on. Are you really that naive? Are you that gullible?
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  Speaker 2: Don't do that. You offer the most money, you get
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  Speaker 2: the player. It's not that hard. You offer the money,
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  Speaker 2: you get the player. And Woody Johnson got a little
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  Speaker 2: spicy at a presser. Oh my god, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Money always talks. And the guys that do want to
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  Speaker 2: play in New York, it's great. You don't have to
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  Speaker 2: worry about having to work extra and going to the
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  Speaker 2: playoffs and all that. You play for the Jets of
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  Speaker 2: the Giants and you don't just don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 1: You're good. You get don't have to play football after
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  Speaker 1: the season ends. In January.
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  Speaker 2: You have to worry about playing football into late January
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  Speaker 2: and February. And that's it. And the Jets. I figured
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  Speaker 2: it out when I was driving in here. I figured
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  Speaker 2: out that the Jets might as well be part of
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  Speaker 2: the Marvel cinematic universe. It's very similar. They make these
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  Speaker 2: Marvel movies now. They don't even care about the quality.
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  Speaker 2: They all suck, right, It's the same storylines we've all seen,
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  Speaker 2: just repackaged here. It's just different actors. The Jets. It's
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  Speaker 2: the same suck. But it's just they changed the players
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  Speaker 2: and that's it. And the costumes are still the same
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  Speaker 2: that they play, the the cosplay on the field and
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  Speaker 2: all that's still the same. Different actors now outside of
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  Speaker 2: Justin Field's turning the page though, another spicy hot comment
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  Speaker 2: from Woody Johnson. He was on fire. This guy get
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  Speaker 2: a sports talk radio show at the Fan in New York.
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  Speaker 2: Get Woody Johnson a job there in here. So the
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  Speaker 2: Jets owner also was asked whether or not he had
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  Speaker 2: any second thoughts.
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  Speaker 1: The fact that the Jets had Aaron Rodgers.
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  Speaker 2: Rogers wanted to stay there was treated rather rudely by
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Glenn, who thought he was better than everyone else
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  Speaker 2: and hand paid picked Justin Fields as his quarterback. And
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  Speaker 2: now Aaron Rodgers is a top ten quarterback in Pittsburgh
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  Speaker 2: and the Steelers have a good record. And so Woody
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  Speaker 2: Johnson was asked about that. He's said he quote, I
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  Speaker 2: have no regrets, he said. He said, I never look back.
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  Speaker 2: You have to look forward in football, and even when
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  Speaker 2: you cut players, they could be a Hall of famer.
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  Speaker 1: You just never know. He said.
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  Speaker 2: But Aaron's playing great now, He's in a situation that's
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  Speaker 2: working for him.
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  Speaker 1: Close quote.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So question on this one, what does this
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  Speaker 2: say about Woody Johnson's ownership of the Jets. He's like,
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  Speaker 2: not even a little like, maybe we should have kept
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  Speaker 2: that guy, Like he's better than the guy we picked.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he should have kept him. So this is the
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  Speaker 2: never admit you're wrong strategy by Woody Johnson's very popular,
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  Speaker 2: and the never look back mantra is exactly why the
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  Speaker 2: Jets can continue continue to step on the same rake
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  Speaker 2: like a vaudevillian comedy.
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  Speaker 1: And they've been.
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  Speaker 2: Doing that every decade of my life. It's fascinating. It's
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  Speaker 2: a complete encompetence. And I would recommend that the Jets
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  Speaker 2: study the Lion King. I learned as a young lad
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  Speaker 2: watching the Lion King. Rafiki taught me that the past
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  Speaker 2: can hurt, but you can either run from it or
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  Speaker 2: learn from it.
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  Speaker 1: The Jets have chosen.
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  Speaker 2: That they never want to look back, and they have
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  Speaker 2: chosen to keep flying and go full throttle the other
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  Speaker 2: direction right into the tornado, right into the tornado, which
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  Speaker 2: they don't recommend, and thus is the problem. So you're
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  Speaker 2: supposed to learn from your mistakes. So I'm supposed to
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  Speaker 2: learn from your mistakes and not just powerwash over them
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  Speaker 2: and just scrub a dub dub and use some kind
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  Speaker 2: of word salad, some corporate words salid thing, And it's
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  Speaker 2: just living in the Bermuda Triangle. For quarterbacks, the coaches change,
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  Speaker 2: the general managers change, the players change, and the results
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  Speaker 2: are the same. It's where you go if your quarterback,
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  Speaker 2: you go to die here at the radio station. There's
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  Speaker 2: a piece of metal that goes into the old studio,
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  Speaker 2: and that is the killing fields for the cockroaches.
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  Speaker 1: That is where they choose to die. They go there
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  Speaker 1: and they crawl their critters and they just die. That's
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  Speaker 1: where they die.
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  Speaker 2: If you're a quarterback for the Jets. You go play
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  Speaker 2: quarterback for the Jets and you die right there. That's
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  Speaker 2: Florham Park is the name of the facility there, and
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  Speaker 2: that's it. Every quarterback they get. We've turned the corner.
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  Speaker 2: Now this guy will be different. We know the talking
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  Speaker 2: points because they happen every couple of years when the
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  Speaker 2: Jets change quarterbacks and the same old fungus grows there.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, technically nothing grows at the Jets facil other
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  Speaker 2: than mold, regret and a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Of losing, a lot of losing.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, just for the record, Aaron Rodgers and
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  Speaker 2: Sam even Sam Darnold are technically top ten quarterbacks.
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  Speaker 1: In the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, So even when they get a guaranteed Hall of Famer,
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  Speaker 2: they suck with the Jets.
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  Speaker 1: It's wood.
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  Speaker 2: He's really operating a graveyard where you just go there
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  Speaker 2: and that's it. It's perfect for Halloween. It's a haunted
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  Speaker 2: house with turf, and they share it with the giants,
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  Speaker 2: who also have their own misery, their own misery index
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  Speaker 2: over there. And so you want to turn a star
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  Speaker 2: into dust, put a Jets logo on their helmet. All
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  Speaker 2: of a sudden, they turn to dust. Anyway, the last
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  Speaker 2: word speaking of toornity to dust. We go to Houston.
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  Speaker 2: We go to Houston now where Texans coach Demico Ryan's
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  Speaker 2: being called out another pathetic performance by the Houston football team.
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  Speaker 2: And wonder where all those people that were kissing CJ.
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  Speaker 2: Stroud's ass are. They're in hiding typical cowards. So Demiko
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  Speaker 2: Ryans was asked whether or not there will be any
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  Speaker 2: changes because they suck on offense. He said he has
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  Speaker 2: no plans, no plans to change offensive coordinators despite the
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  Speaker 2: horrific performance under Nick Cayley, the offensive coordinator there in Houston.
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  Speaker 2: The question is how do you decode how do you
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  Speaker 2: decode Demiko Ryans, the head coach. They're standing by, standing
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  Speaker 2: by the Texans offensive coordinator. So this is obviously it's
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: coach speak. One oh one from Demiko Rans. You can
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  Speaker 2: go to sportsclischade dot com. Now on what I did
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  Speaker 2: is I used my cracker Jack Dakota ring that I
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  Speaker 2: got as a child, and it means from Dimiico that
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  Speaker 2: we were stuck with the same crappy quarterback that we've had.
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  Speaker 2: So please stop asking me about this. I feel uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 2: It's the corporate corporate mission statement, the corporate mission statement,
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  Speaker 2: which is not really an answer. It's an answer non
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  Speaker 2: answer situation that we're all in this together. We win
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  Speaker 2: as a team and we lose as a team, and
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  Speaker 2: all that stuff. And it's like something that you would
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  Speaker 2: put on some kind of motivational sign with an eagle,
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  Speaker 2: like a bald eagle, and you hang it in the
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  Speaker 2: lobby of your building and say, all right, this is
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  Speaker 2: our motivational message. Meanwhile, the offense is flatlining like it's
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  Speaker 2: an EKG machine. At this point, is so bad it is,
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  Speaker 2: And let's talk about the hippopotamus in the room. The
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  Speaker 2: hippopotamus in the room. The problem is the quarterback. This
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  Speaker 2: is an Okham's razor situation. The simplest answer is the
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  Speaker 2: proper answer. You don't have to dig that d They've
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  Speaker 2: already changed coordinators in Houston. They've already done that. Last year.
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  Speaker 2: They did that, and they can change again. They can
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  Speaker 2: make another change. They can change the font that they
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  Speaker 2: use in the playbook. They can burn sage. That'll make
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  Speaker 2: Andrea in Berkeley very happy. They can burn sage in
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  Speaker 2: the locker room. And it's not going to matter. It's
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  Speaker 2: not gonna matter if CJ. Stroud is going to play
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  Speaker 2: like this. I everyone was sold on the sizzle, the razzle,
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  Speaker 2: dazzle from that rookie season. Well we're pretty far removed
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  Speaker 2: now from the rookie season.
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  Speaker 1: And c J.
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  Speaker 2: Stroud, who was billed and they said, hey, listen to
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  Speaker 2: this guy's the savior. He's a fire breathing dragon. We
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: heard all that, and you know what he's got right now.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: He's a dragon, but he's a dragon. He's got dragon
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: breath is what he has, and he needs that. He
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: needs that cool mint listering because he's got halatosis is
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: what he's got here. And strat Stroud has got the
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: same quarterback rating as Justin Fields. Keep in mind the
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  Speaker 2: owner we just did. I did ten minutes on the
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Jets owner, Woody Johnson ripping Justin Fields for sucking.
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  Speaker 4: C J.
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  Speaker 2: Stroud has the exact same quarterback rating as Justin Fields. Hello,
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: the Texans like, okay, we can't bench this guy. We
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: got to continue to play him and all this stuff
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: and fields of force was taken out of the last
• 19:26
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• 19:29
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• 19:33
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• 19:37
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• 19:41
  Speaker 2: was running the show. Now, last season, the Texans were
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: bad offense. They averaged twenty one point nine points per game,
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: three hundred and twenty yards per game. So they said
• 19:50
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• 19:52
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• 19:54
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• 19:57
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• 19:59
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• 20:02
  Speaker 2: that go well?
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: This year?
• 20:06
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• 20:08
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• 20:11
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  Speaker 2: But my god, that is stagnation and a side of
• 20:29
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• 20:32
  Speaker 1: So instead of taking ownership, said we got.
• 20:35
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• 26:24
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  Speaker 2: This is a great segment, shockingly good segment, so good,
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: stunningly after all these years, weed Man has called the show.
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  Speaker 1: And that's some of it's okay.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: We love weed Man on the jokes because he'll literally
• 26:37
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• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Man is he doesn't take himself too seriously.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: He doesn't like he's willing to laugh at him.
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: You could say anything and he will still lie exactly.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: And the guy life has just kicked his ass. Life
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: The guy's had a crappy life. He's so, but he
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  Speaker 2: still has this great attitude. I know people in my life,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I've been lucky enough to meet some very famous athletes
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: who hate life, are complete a holes and just like
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: terrible attitude. Right, But they made a lot of money,
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: they were successful in sports, and a lot of people
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: gets there as weed Men had none of that and
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: still looks at life as this wonderful thing.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: And it's just great.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Bill's Monster, rights, since says, I tune in to the
• 27:23
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• 27:28
  Speaker 2: minds in sports. Instead I get reminded the Jets still exist.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: That's a Derek, the Bill's Monster. The NBA on NBC
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  Speaker 2: theme had more toughness than this team. The Jets are
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: soft minded, weak will and forever allergic to winning.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Well all of that is true. Oh yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna shut off. Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't even alive in ninety eight. Man, I can't
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  Speaker 2: what was that like the nineties? Man, that must have
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• 28:09
  Speaker 1: That's like the heyday of radio.
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  Speaker 2: Con curse on the radio. Oh my god, it must
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  Speaker 2: have been wild to do talk radio in the nineties.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Oh man, Yeah, that NBA theme. Can I just watch
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  Speaker 2: that and not the games?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Could? I? Would that be? Okay?
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: I have to watch the games. Okay, I'm told I
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: have to watch the games. Apparently I have to watch
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  Speaker 2: the game. I did watch the games. I just didn't
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  Speaker 2: think that was worthy of some conversation here to start
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  Speaker 2: late night drug tester rights since it has ben I
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  Speaker 2: agree with the assessment of the Jets and Texans quarterback,
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: but instead of dragging breath, they are more like a
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: dog dragging their tukas on the carpet, leaving the streak eww. Yeah, well,
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: it's not easy to being a dog. And one thing
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: I've learned about dogs, if I have always had dogs
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: as an adult as a kid, my mom always had
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: us boys had a dog. And I've learned that dogs
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: do not use toilet paper, So if if they have
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: any on an issue in the back there, it's gonna
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: it's gonna stick to the back of their backside there.
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: But I think there's like designed not to need toilet paper.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Oh is that right?
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: So the creator came up with the design? Where why
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: don't we get designed like that? That would save us
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: a lot of money?
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Do you know we have?
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: That's true. That is a good point.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: I've not examined the anatomy of the dog, but I
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: do understand that they do not have there's no nothing hiding.
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: I think we actually are designed like that, and that's
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: the whole idea behind the squatty potty. Really, yes, is
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: that is that humans, when they like created the toilet,
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: you're not supposed to sit like that when you when
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: you go, you're supposed to like, you know.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Have your legs up in the You're supposed to they're
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: supposed to like squat and clean drop.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. Okay, thank you. Any other fun facts about
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: poop you'd like to share it? I think that's all.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I say, that's all you got. Come on, all, let's
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: go to the international line right now where this show
• 29:57
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• 30:01
  Speaker 2: we have more people listening outside of America than in America.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Let's go now, let's go to Hank in Tokyo, the expat.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: We haven't heard from Hank in a while. I'm glad
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: he's still outed to do. What's going on, Hank? Welcome.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: It's been a minute, Hank, it's been a minute.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: It has been a minute. Has been a minute. So unintentional,
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: but let me just catch up on two things that
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: have happened while I was on Hope Ask Wee Man
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: is a great segment. I think we've gotten soft. Everyone's
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: offering him money and that's that's I don't know, I
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: don't know what I think about that just yet.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: So you're you're bothered that people want to help we
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: do you think they should kick him in the nuts instead?
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: What do you? What are you looking for?
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, I think that's that's part of the fun.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: But anyway, and the squatty partty uh so, Coop, did
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: you experience the squatty party in Japan? You know that
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: that's the traditional toilet in Japan.
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: I don't think, well, the squatty party. I mean I
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: experienced the bidets the day.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I'm a big biday guy.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: That's the modern thing. Yeah, so the washlet is the
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: modern thing, but the traditional pot.
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: In Japan is just just a hole on the floor.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you have to step up to it so
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: you separate the flour and the toilet.
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: I did come across one of those, but I did
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: not use it.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
• 31:22
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• 31:27
  Speaker 1: There go, thank you.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: But so actually the reason I called Ben though, was
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: you mentioned rubber necking in the last segment. Yes, yes,
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: and you know, the old human pastime. So that's how
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: you got your hooks into me as a listener, is
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: rubber necking. So literally, within the first ten seconds of
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: me listening to your broadcast, you went into your now
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: band joke of all those necros look alike, and I
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: thought you whatever, absolute meltdown.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought you. You thought I said something I
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: did not say. I did, Okay, yes, yes, I did, yes,
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: And I want to think I want to thank Roberto
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: who kept playing that and that was his favorite drop.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Like if I you know, if I didn't say.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Something he liked, he'd play that drop and then I'd
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: get all these emails.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Are you still like your show? But no, you're racist?
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're the KKK. I'm like, I'm not,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not racist. I didn't say that.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Any awesome then, though it was. It was genuinely awesome
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: because it showed that you had there was a method
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: to your madness and that you were actually putting in,
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: you know, deep thought into into how you were, you know,
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: trying to be playful and put and play around, and
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: you weren't a normal uh blob on the radio.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: And I'm not some just standard blob. I'm not generic
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: brand blob talk radio.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: No, I know, I'm not. I'm telling you I'm not.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be like those other guys.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: You dropped the line you want to come break and
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: I was like, well, I am not changing the.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Dial if it comes back with music as it comes back.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Drop.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: But all those negroes looked at so come on now, Lorena,
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: and we retired that drop.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: That drop has now been retired, beautiful drip. It's not no, no, no, no,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: don't play.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: That Absolutely awesome.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: I would also like to blame Ed and Spokane, who's
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: a retired caller to the show that was Ed and
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Spokane who inspired that, So screw him.
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: You know, it's so weird that Hank brought this up
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: today because I just explained the lore behind this drop
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: to Loraina like a couple of days ago, three days ago.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it just makes sure you make sure you lose
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: it Loreno, Okay, I know, seriously, you know, Hank, well
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: we need the racist job. But hey, you understand, and
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: you love radio and you listen. I thank you for that,
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: God bless you. But a lot of people listen and
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: they listen it's background noise, right, they're doing something else,
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: they're driving and.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Working in a factory whatever. I understand, I get it.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: You listen.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: People hear about maybe twenty percent of what I say
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: they actually listen to. So it just happens to be
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: every time that drop gets played, they hear that, and
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: then all of a sudden they're like, oh dude, we
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: don't Oh gods so bad.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I could be farming though too.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Still, it wakes people off. It grabs them, and it's
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: not appathity. I mean, it absolutely stirs a lot. I
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: mean it's awesome, it was absolutely awesome. But anyway, that's
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: how you got your Oh all.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Right, well, thank you all, But it is the Red
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Hank from Tokyo checking in. It's a great call there.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Eileen writes in from San Francisco, says we've entered that
• 34:43
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• 34:47
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• 34:51
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• 34:53
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• 34:57
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• 35:00
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• 35:02
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• 35:03
  Speaker 2: E Boy from Compton says, Ben, you're being too hard
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: on the woody very funny milkman Mike and Colorado says
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: your poop talk would be great to do with weed
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Man since he's most likely squatted outside side and no
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: outstanding bowl from Ohio here. The Jets are quarterback disrupting
• 35:31
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  Speaker 1: That's game.
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  Speaker 2: So Dolphins quarterback to a tongue by Lola became the
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  Speaker 2: first QB to throw three interceptions in two straight games.
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  Speaker 2: Since meet who doesn't happen very often? Dolphins to a
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  Speaker 2: tongue of Ba Loa became the first quarterback to throw
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  Speaker 2: three interceptions in two straight games. Since I did it?
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  Speaker 2: Who am I? That's the question the answer. We'll get
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  Speaker 1: All right, back to it we go, and we'll pay
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  Speaker 1: off the who am I game? In a minute.
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  Speaker 2: Let's say hello to Fillmore mic real quick. Then we'll
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  Speaker 2: pay off the whom I game? Hello Fillmore, Mike in
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  Speaker 2: the bay, one of our favorite callers.
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  Speaker 1: Hello Fillmore.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Hey was coping? Ben?
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  Speaker 2: How if I was any better, I'd be a Laker,
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  Speaker 2: But not an LA Laker because they lost to Jimmy
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  Speaker 2: Butler at the foul line in the NBA.
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  Speaker 3: Well, hey, it happens, man, And I don't know why
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  Speaker 3: you're hating on the NBA basketball.
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  Speaker 1: Is it a regular season. It's not a great night.
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  Speaker 1: It was not. It was it was ugly.
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  Speaker 2: It was it was bad. There were so many turnovers.
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  Speaker 2: It it was because there were thirty seven turnovers between
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  Speaker 2: the Lakers and the Warriors.
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  Speaker 1: The Lakers. The Lakers could even make foul shots.
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  Speaker 2: No one's guarding you with the foul They couldn't even
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  Speaker 2: make foul shots.
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  Speaker 1: It was really good. That's right. He didn't play.
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  Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question.
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  Speaker 2: So when you watch early.
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  Speaker 3: Football season, right, do they play?
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  Speaker 2: Do they play perfect football? Come on?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: And I rip it, I rip when they played bad?
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  Speaker 1: And but that football football is different. There's not eighty
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  Speaker 1: two football games a year to break down.
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  Speaker 4: It couldn't be.
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  Speaker 1: It couldn't be.
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  Speaker 3: But I have to have asks a serious question.
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  Speaker 4: Who the heck is weed Guy?
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  Speaker 1: Weed Man? And that's bad from Kelly. He can't be
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  Speaker 1: weed Man.
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  Speaker 2: That crap right now. Listen, first of all, that's bad
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  Speaker 2: show knowledge. Welcome to the show. Weed Man's been on
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  Speaker 2: the show for like twenty years, so that's a bad
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  Speaker 2: job by you. He calls randomly. He lives in South
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  Speaker 2: Beach in Miami. He is from New York. And if
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  Speaker 2: you've ever been to Miami, assume you've never been to Miami.
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  Speaker 1: There's a oh my.
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  Speaker 2: God, I ever been to my Okay, there you go
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  Speaker 2: look at that and you know about Miami and all that,
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  Speaker 2: and he's from there, and he's a character, and he's
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  Speaker 2: on the show every was It Tuesday, Monday and Tuesday.
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  Speaker 2: So he calls in and does ask a weed man.
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  Speaker 2: He's a fun guy. You want to call up, you
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  Speaker 2: can challenge him. Come now, it's all good.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have to.
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  Speaker 2: Challenge in Miami?
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  Speaker 3: Has the weather? Does they subscribe for a.
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  Speaker 1: Great you know?
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  Speaker 2: I understand, understand. I gotta go from thank you man.
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  Speaker 2: I'm up against it. Time to pay off the who
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  Speaker 2: am I?
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  Speaker 1: Game?
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  Speaker 2: Dolphin to a tongue of my low became the first
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  Speaker 2: quarterback to throw three interceptions in two straight games since me?
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  Speaker 2: Who am I? Asks the question? What's the answer? William's
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  Speaker 2: going with? Bobby Douglas, Eric Weddle from Scrooge.
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  Speaker 1: In the Bay Area or northern California? Who else do
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  Speaker 1: we have? Art Bell? The legend art Bell from the
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  Speaker 1: Kingdom of Nine.
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  Speaker 2: I actually visited perumpt, Nevada, and I realized that the
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  Speaker 2: Kingdom of Nine was just Ny County, Nevada, where he
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  Speaker 2: broadcasts from. I thought it was some mystical place from
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  Speaker 2: the Bible. Just a county in Nevada.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Jameis Winston from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota. Danny Heap from
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  Speaker 2: mister nice guy.
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  Speaker 1: Who do we have here?
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  Speaker 2: Jamis Winston guest by Femi the number one uber each
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  Speaker 2: driver there in Minnesota, the state state bluff marshmallow Man
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  Speaker 2: from my guy Doc Dan. Who else do we have?
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  Speaker 2: A blind Scott by Mallard Propaet.
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  Speaker 1: What say you, Lorain up the wicked witch of the West. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's Philip Rivers Back in twenty nineteen. Philip Rivers