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🏡 The Valley Recap: "DannyClarita in the Pantry" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
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  Speaker 2: Drama, Darling.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, Welcome in, it's the drama Darlings. We're here.
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  Speaker 4: It's Emily Teresa's Jamie Moore of course, me Ammie Phillips.
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  Speaker 3: How y'all's doing Welcome in? Welcome in, Hi?
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  Speaker 1: Hi? I like, this is a Brittany adjacent is it
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  Speaker 1: her mother?
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  Speaker 5: Well?
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  Speaker 4: You know something, Actually, if I could just stay in
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  Speaker 4: character for a second, my name is Brie and I'm
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  Speaker 4: actually the character that starred inthebravotv dot com series called
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  Speaker 4: ex Housewife. So this was the character I did, and
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  Speaker 4: I was fired off of the Real Housewives of Dallas.
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  Speaker 4: And I tried to it weasel my way back in
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  Speaker 4: setting up a crime. But Kidna, my sister, my twin's sister,
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  Speaker 4: So it's a whole thing anyway.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know. No, it is actually.
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  Speaker 1: Real, it's real.
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  Speaker 5: I did.
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  Speaker 3: I did do this series like a long time ago.
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  Speaker 3: It was so fun.
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  Speaker 4: It was produced by Goodbye Productions and they actually produce
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  Speaker 4: They produced the Real Housewives of Dallas.
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  Speaker 3: They did.
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  Speaker 4: Do you remember that that recent show that was like
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  Speaker 4: a bunch of It was supposed to be kind of
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  Speaker 4: like Gallery Girls, but in London.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, uh yes, they did that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
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  Speaker 1: Shoot, sorry, Darling, what is it?
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  Speaker 4: And they've done a ton of other reality shows as well.
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  Speaker 4: So anyway, you know Cameron and Megan Jamie how they
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  Speaker 4: worked for Goodbye Pictures. So anyway, I worked with them
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  Speaker 4: when we did this series that was for BravoTV dot com.
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  Speaker 3: It was so fun.
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  Speaker 2: I remember that. I just forgot that was her. You
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  Speaker 2: were so cute.
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  Speaker 4: All the little episodes, yeah, all the episodes online.
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  Speaker 3: It was really fun.
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  Speaker 2: You did a good chap.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Remembering the door, Yes, it was a long time ago.
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  Speaker 4: Shannon Madoor was a guest star La La Kent. She
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  Speaker 4: sang a song and we had a whole episode together.
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  Speaker 2: Can you link it for the Darlings.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I will try to find it and if it is,
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  Speaker 4: I will link it in the podcast notes. Okay, but
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  Speaker 4: You get to see all the things happening. And of
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  Speaker 4: course we you know, you gotta you gotta look at
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  Speaker 4: our faces we have we're in glam we're.
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  Speaker 2: Doing I brushed my hair and you could see my
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  Speaker 2: brass traps. So this is some tantalizing contents.
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  Speaker 4: It's practically like only fans. It's like my only darling,
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  Speaker 4: you know, only jams.
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  Speaker 2: Jams as a million dollar idea, Get on there. What
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  Speaker 2: if I'm doing only jams and I would be anything
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  Speaker 2: from improv advice to me actual jamies, to actual eating jam.
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  Speaker 3: Eating jam and like preserves, making canning jams.
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  Speaker 5: I just named your podcast and your New World or
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  Speaker 5: New World Jams.
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, Jamie, this is it, you know, trademarks by she
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  Speaker 4: puts the laptop down, remember Nini in that like during
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  Speaker 4: COVID she slammed the lap laptop clothes during the union.
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  Speaker 3: That was amazing.
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  Speaker 4: And then you could see on the side some notes
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  Speaker 4: that she had and we were all just pursuing what,
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  Speaker 4: flipping it, putting it into apps, seeing what it said.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, it was amazing. Okay, guys, that will
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  Speaker 4: welcome us right in to three one three represented in
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  Speaker 4: the show. By the way, we got Dody.
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  Speaker 5: But I'm pretty sure Janet's from Columbus, Ohio, because she
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  Speaker 5: wore the shirt in several scenes, to the point where
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, did they film this all in one day?
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  Speaker 3: And did they film it in Columbus?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Janet, with the timing not so great, just you know,
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  Speaker 4: kind of really you know, continues to lean into this
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  Speaker 4: villain esque behavior. I mean, after the Ania shares her story,
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  Speaker 4: just then juxtaposition in her confessional where she's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so there's a problem, you know, you're not so perfect,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, the editors did her so dirty, you know what?
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  Speaker 1: So she leaned into it. She kind of leans into it.
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  Speaker 5: I only saw a little bit of the after show,
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  Speaker 5: but I'm sorry, I apologize, but I wanted to watch
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  Speaker 5: it all, but somebody said we have to start the show.
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  Speaker 1: So here we are wow and so wow.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys are familiar with Santa Clarita.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I got the vibe that not only did
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  Speaker 5: the editors not do her dirty, like she's fully leaning
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  Speaker 5: in on, this was a normal thing to do, a
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  Speaker 5: normal way to react.
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  Speaker 2: Yan, it's a thirsty little monkey who wants to get
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  Speaker 2: all the drama started. That was so inappropriate and tone
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  Speaker 2: deaf she did. She wants to be she wants to
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  Speaker 2: be relevant, so she stirs drama, but not in a
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  Speaker 2: really relevant way. It's kind of a boring way.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what would have been helpful is that she kind
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  Speaker 5: of had Jasmine's back a little bit, because that's the
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  Speaker 5: thing that's kind of not being said.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I think that we got to it later is
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  Speaker 4: very at the end, Jasmine and her confessionals really drove
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  Speaker 4: that point home.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is going to come back up. Jasmine is
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  Speaker 2: not over it.
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  Speaker 3: No, and she shouldn't be. I mean, honestly.
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  Speaker 2: Either with her.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, his apology can be an apology, but the only
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  Speaker 4: way she'll accept moving forward is honestly, if Danny goes
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  Speaker 4: and gets some sort of treatment or actually admits that
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  Speaker 4: he has a problem. I honestly don't think there's any
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  Speaker 4: other way that Jasmine or Janet and maybe even Brittany,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure will move forward or off of the
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  Speaker 4: Danny has a problem thing because of how insane that
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  Speaker 4: was that night, Like for her to to grab full
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  Speaker 4: on grab Jasmine's ass and be like, get daddy a
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  Speaker 4: drink is so belligerent and.
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  Speaker 1: Grab Michelle's ass.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sorry he grabbed Michelle's ass.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you mean Melissa? Okay, sorry?
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  Speaker 4: Oh and he said that to Jasmine. Okay, thank you
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  Speaker 4: for clarifying that.
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  Speaker 3: Geez like.
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  Speaker 4: And I also thought that Jasmine's point about a gay
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  Speaker 4: or queer couple isn't taken seriously, you know, with heterosexual
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  Speaker 4: men who then think that it's they fetish fetish size it,
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  Speaker 4: fetish size it. I can't say it right, but it was. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's hard to save such a great point. Fetish size fish.
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  Speaker 5: Now we're fetishizing is my thing, you guys ir?
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  Speaker 2: Regardless, Thank you, you're right, Amy, And but I do
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  Speaker 2: want I hope Jasmine isn't going to put all of
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  Speaker 2: societies had a reseexual feticizing of that onto Danny. You know,
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  Speaker 2: she can't put all the anger of how that's happened
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  Speaker 2: to her again and again onto this one night either.
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  Speaker 2: But that does happen all the time, and I feel
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  Speaker 2: bad for her, especially, you know, people are just everything
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  Speaker 2: is taboo now. People are so fucking rude, they say whatever.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's a good point because I don't.
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  Speaker 4: When she said that, I was like, wow, you know,
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  Speaker 4: you just don't put yourself in other people's shoes sometimes,
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  Speaker 4: and does those people say something. So I was glad
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  Speaker 4: to hear her say that because I thought, wow, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that does make sense that that would happen. It would
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  Speaker 4: be more difficult in certain situations people who are not
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  Speaker 4: just a normal person who's going to be like respectful
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  Speaker 4: of your relationship and hold it to the same high regard.
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  Speaker 4: And her example of if this happened in the in
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  Speaker 4: the group with someone else's wife, I mean, heads would roll.
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  Speaker 4: I mean it would be a big it would be
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  Speaker 4: a big, big thing. And so that's why it's coming
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  Speaker 4: to the surface now. I don't necessarily agree with the
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  Speaker 4: way that Jasmine and Brittany were going off at NIA
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  Speaker 4: like so bad that night in Santa Barbara. And I'm
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  Speaker 4: glad that they apologize. Yeah, James only Jams, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Only Jams fans question, did not Jesse grab Kristen's boob?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So this is the nipple thing, the titty twister.
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  Speaker 5: And now this is where it gets murky, because Kristen
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  Speaker 5: did it to Jesse first.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we talked about this last year. I remember this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so it's still not okay, it's a.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't remember this story, okay.
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  Speaker 3: But that's a great point. Okay, thinking about it.
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  Speaker 2: And I was also thinking when you said that, Amy,
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  Speaker 2: let's think about this. Danny grabs Britney's ass. Jack's doesn't
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  Speaker 2: care because he doesn't even like his wife. Danny grabs
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  Speaker 2: Janet's ass. Jason pops off, for sure. Danny grabs a
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  Speaker 2: Shell's ass. Jesse could care less, but also pops off.
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  Speaker 2: But he's so drunk himself he's grabbing his own ass.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, it's interesting.
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  Speaker 3: You're right.
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  Speaker 4: You have to look at all the variables, and it's
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  Speaker 4: different in every scenario.
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  Speaker 5: You know. Like the variable also is that Danny's getting
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  Speaker 5: a pass, and that is because he has said I
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  Speaker 5: was so blackout drunk that I don't remember. So you
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  Speaker 5: either have to live in the your pervert, or you
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  Speaker 5: have to live in that you have a drinking problem, Danny,
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  Speaker 5: Like right one or the other?
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  Speaker 2: Right, right, pick a lane, dumb ass.
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  Speaker 5: Well, but when we have seen I'm like, I don't know,
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  Speaker 5: doesn't seem like he has a drinking problem with me,
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  Speaker 5: But we are just seeing what's on the show. So
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  Speaker 5: that's why it looks like Janet is completely like, calm down, Janet, Like.
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  Speaker 4: That's why I feel let's talk about okay, So well,
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  Speaker 4: actually we did end up in this episode at the
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  Speaker 4: very beginning in Santa Barbara, and we pick up with
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  Speaker 4: you know, Jasmine is really getting Britney's back, saying like
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  Speaker 4: she shares her whole life and you can't even share
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  Speaker 4: that he's drunk. And this is where obviously we're, oh,
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  Speaker 4: just everybody relaxed. You know, this is getting out of control,
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  Speaker 4: and so Danny walks in and oh actually before that,
• 11:26
  Speaker 4: Zach said, hold on, Brittany, think about the times that
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  Speaker 4: you've protected Jackson.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, you know, here comes Zach with the.
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  Speaker 4: Exact exact thing to say, because yeah, she went years
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  Speaker 4: never covering it up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, he's just Jake's in, Jake's Jakes in no.
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  Speaker 4: So like, yeah, Brittany, you need to, like I understand
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  Speaker 4: that you want to have everyone being front and center
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  Speaker 4: with their lives on this reality show. But it's your
• 11:55
  Speaker 4: timeline is in everyone's timeline, So trust the process and
• 11:59
  Speaker 4: stop projecting. And same with Jasmine, stop projecting Britney's stuff
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  Speaker 4: under her. But also obviously she's burned about the Danny
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  Speaker 4: thing personally, but it's also coming into this and then
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  Speaker 4: they're roasting her.
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  Speaker 3: But then when Danny.
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  Speaker 4: Walks in Brittany, he's like, I'm awake, got my second
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  Speaker 4: win for party time?
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  Speaker 3: What's going on? And Brittany's like, well, just here's the
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  Speaker 3: just don't have anything. Don't have anything, And he's like,
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  Speaker 3: what's about me?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 3: And he is like I'm not talking and catching.
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  Speaker 4: And so her just again trying to shoot it away,
• 12:41
  Speaker 4: catch on my friends, and so sure enough she tells
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  Speaker 4: him like immediately she's like, don't have an energy drink.
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  Speaker 3: We're pulling it tight.
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  Speaker 5: You can't hydrate. Now he is not allowed to have
• 12:50
  Speaker 5: any hydration. No, there will be no drinking for him.
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  Speaker 5: We're doing all IV drip from Danny.
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  Speaker 3: And that's what was so funny.
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  Speaker 4: She bolted out of there after that conversation where they're like,
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  Speaker 4: don't hide anything. She literally acts like a lawyer. She's like, Danny,
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  Speaker 4: say nothing, We're gonna go talk in another realm. You're
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  Speaker 4: a sequestor don't drink.
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  Speaker 2: That, you know.
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  Speaker 4: And so then I mean, when they do eventually talk,
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  Speaker 4: I felt so bad for her. I mean, and I
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  Speaker 4: do think that she thinks he has a problem, because
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  Speaker 4: she was saying, like, no, take this seriously. They went
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: through marriage counseling over the Jasmine and Melissa's situation, and
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  Speaker 4: I think that says a lot like they're addressing their problems.
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  Speaker 4: So in a way, when you're watching the show as
• 13:33
  Speaker 4: if you were, you're going they aren't hiding anything. We're
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  Speaker 4: hearing pretty much everything we need here.
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  Speaker 2: Got fuck that. It was first of all, Zach's episode.
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  Speaker 2: Now that really getting in there doing God's work. Secondly, Brittany,
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  Speaker 2: you're drunk yourself and you're going off on her and
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: you got all hyped up because your shit wasted, right,
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: it's irritated and tired. Yeah, I'm really tired.
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  Speaker 4: I was dressed out from the the jack stuff, getting
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: rage text all weekend. So when they did eventually go
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: to this dinner over at Britney's, they apologized, oh right, Zach.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Zach didn't get invited to the ladies dinner.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: I don't like that.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: Well, how do we know that he wasn't invited.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Because he wasn't there. Emily seems to be pretty available.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: On certain threads. Sometimes you're excluded.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes well, I think he gets a lot that the
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: mom text she's met at me, there's a mom tech talk. No,
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: there's a mom text between four of us in our
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: Detroit group and Jamie's not on it.
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  Speaker 3: And the mom text because.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't matter child.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: But but she's anti Jamie like.
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  Speaker 1: To join my mom talk. It's for moms about kids.
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  Speaker 2: I love that. That's good.
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: And I said it only exists literally to say like
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: happy Mother's day, y'all are doing great, you know, okay,
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: And she found out about dancing dancing there's no dancing,
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: and she was like, oh, I see how it goes.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: I was. I was like, oh, oh a lomdread for
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  Speaker 2: the ones who bore the children. It's fine. I don't
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  Speaker 2: really care.
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  Speaker 3: It was just.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Teasing her because she is thread and I don't like
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: it when I'm not. I like to have my spoon
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: in every cup.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, you know, I know, I know.
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  Speaker 2: He remember when Zach was excluded from Janet's trip and
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: he was quick. I feel that it is awful to
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: be excluded. And I think that Zach not being at
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: that dinner was but also I think they're kind of like,
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: he's going to be on Nia's side and we're trying
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: to lace this up.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe yeah, But also that trip, I mean, he had
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  Speaker 4: literally just said I don't care if I stress out
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  Speaker 4: a mother if it affects their child. I mean, he
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: said he was drunk, but he said the big trip
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: that was last that was big sir. It was like
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: Lake Arrowhead, but.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: It was Lake Flaccid.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, so it was big Bear. It was big Bear.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, big Bear. No, big Sir, big Bear.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: So Janet, she finally tells all the girls in that
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: room that Dana Clarita chugged the tequila in the pantry
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: Cosamga sounds like the game clue, and She's like, I
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: was just having I just wanted to have an easy mac.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: And I went in there and he shut the door,
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: and I was like, Okay, that's weird.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: He did shut the door. That is weird. That's weird.
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  Speaker 5: And we did talk about this and I know that,
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: like Jamie because on the after show last week, Janet says,
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: I didn't want to hold this secret and I got
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: it because it's like, well, I do get like if
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: she just observes something and now she's not she's going
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: to act like he came in and closed the door.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: I'm just gonna tell everybody what he did when he
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: closed the door and there with me.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of got it.
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  Speaker 3: I think it. I think it's a little odd.
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  Speaker 4: I also think like, now that we're looking at his
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: drinking as because of what happened with Jasmine, we're gonna
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: start really noticing things, and you want to say something
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: because he was doing it in secret, is basically her point.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Can I just play b Devil's advocate for sure?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Number one, he didn't want to he first of all,
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  Speaker 2: Danny kind of said the liquor was behind the door,
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  Speaker 2: and on the show, did antone catch that I did not?
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a number that is interesting. Okay, that changes things.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: I think so. And number two, bitch, shut the fuck up.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: If I want to go in there and take a shot,
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: you're my friend. I didn't expect you to bring it
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: to the table, you know. It's like it's like it's
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: like I'm gonna go do a shot. He's trying to
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: catch up, which, by the way, is always never works
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: out well, never works out well.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: To catch up.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: I've never seen that work well, and for me it
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: has definitely never worked well because it's like I need
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: to catch up. It's like Jack's doing those eight shots
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: that one time where he's like I need to catch
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: up and he and not even a whisper of hurting
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: to go down. But I'm digressing back into what a
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: fucking fool Jackson's But the point is the liquor was
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: behind the door, and I went in there just to
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: take a quick shot. It doesn't have to be a
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: big deal unless you make it a big deal, which
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: she did because she has no storyline, so she has
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: to bring things to the table. I don't think it
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: proves he's an alcoholic that he went in and took
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: a shot. If that's where the liquor is. Now, if
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: he walked in there, opened a flask and took a shot,
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh my god, the lickers in the pantry.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: The liquor's in the pantry.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: The flask is what what puts it over.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: Well, and to that point, Jamie, I did have the thought,
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: which then I under and then I was like, no, Emily,
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: that's still not it, but you know, like, if he's
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: got this issue, he'd probably have his own stash that
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: he packed with him someplace.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: But then I was like, but.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: No, because he would hide it and Nea would know,
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: and then.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Nea would know, Neo would find it in his shit because.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: He's think that he's that kind of a drinker anyway,
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: he wouldn't be somebody that would have a problem.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: But he's he's a big like a big drinker.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: But here's the thing. This changes the narrative entirely for me.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: I am completely now on the other side of it,
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: and that.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: The other side, what side the.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Fact that he was hiding it.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: I thought he was hiding it, and therefore I'm thinking
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: it's a problem.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: If the liquor.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Was behind the door, that changes everything. That means he
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: wasn't shutting the door. If she's actually changing the narrative
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: to him, I think is a very big.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I agree, and she wants, she wants.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: To be, but she's also like triggered because she keeps
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: bringing up this relationship that.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: I think she wants to see what she wants to see,
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: and I think she thinks that like I'm gonna I'm
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: gonna be the one that identifies this.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: First, right, it's not totally Yeah, and she's being holier
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: than that. She's sitting at that table going well. I mean,
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: also when you're ready to acknowledge that he's an alcoholic,
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: because I've had experience with an alcoholic and drug addict
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: and I know the science, and I mean the fact
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: that Nia would didn't pop her ship off at that
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: point is beyond me.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: I was shocked.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: Well, but we have to keep going back to like,
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: you don't just wake up and become a blackout drunk drunk.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: Like blackout drinking takes some time to get to and
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: Danny was so blackout drunk. I also didn't realize he
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: got kicked out of Jackson's like two or three times.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: I didn't realize that either because Jazz and it's.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: Just not any bar, the bar that his attict friend
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: owns and wants to keep the party going as much
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: as possible.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: That it was.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm going to have to put this.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: I mean, after the Karen Reid trial that I think
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: we should try this, We should this should go on trial.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Dana Clarita, what's up?
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Well again, I'm talking two issues. Danny Clarita's drinking aside.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Janet wants storyline, Janet wants clout. Janet wants to say
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: I've been through something, simply to say I've been through something.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Danny definitely has a drinking problem, and I think that
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: most of them do on this show, this particular cast,
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: because Jess stay drunk. Okay, so you know.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: You're not going to get to anything.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: Shelle's like, please talk about Jesse. Yeah yeah, yeah, but
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: we want to discover something.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's They want to break down the perfect relationship.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's right. They want to break down their relationship.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: They want screen time. Can I just pivot by saying
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: how much I love Kristen this season, how Kristen last season?
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: I love her every season of the show. And I
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: fucking him into her, into her granola ass I just
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: him into it. I'm into it. Yeah, she's so far
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: beyond all of this that's just called Michigan. Remember when
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: she fell down up and solving and she was so
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: ship wasted. You know, she's fun.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: Also, when they made the picky swear and at the end,
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: she's like, it's so cute, these little reality babies. It's
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: not gonna stick the promise that they're all making a
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: girl's dinner.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: And then one minute later they shit talked her the
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: minute she left.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Honestly, that was bad.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: It was I felt terrible for Nia because she was
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: truly upset that she walked out of the room and
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: they were talking about her, and that is upsetting that.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: That is the worst part about it is that they
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: didn't go to her and say this, that they just
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: got frustrated and we're blowing steam about her and she's
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: definitely not the target.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: That was weird. It was like and I thought, you know,
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: it was funny.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: Okay, so when they were in Santa Barbara in that
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: room and they're just popping off, like we've all been there.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: It's probably been a long time that we've been there
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: because we're older now, but.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: We're the same age as the people in the valley
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: pretty much.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Okay, fair enough to take, but like we've all been
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: there where we're drunk and then we're just like, oh
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: my god, this person and da da da, and you're
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: just you're feeling like you're loving the bash. You know,
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: you're loving getting on someone's side and like, you know,
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: taking a side because that person's so wrong and it's
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: just so unfair in that moment, and you just you
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: go off and you're ranting and raving and you don't
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: have the clarity to really see beyond anything like that
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: because you're just in it, right, And then all of
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: a sudden, Janet goes after bashing. She was like, but
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: we also have to, you know, try to be there
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: for her if there is in fact an alcohol problem.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: You know, we really do.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: And Brittany's like, oh, a hundred percent. And I'm just thinking,
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: like that never crossed anyone's mind. So for them to
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: pivot into that really quickly and then try to co
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: sign it immediately was so.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Funny to me.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: And then for them to apologize at that dinner, I thought,
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: pretty good, But they really did that, and then they
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: really did double down again after she left, and I
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: was like, you've dity.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: No, door's not doty, thank god.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you've learned nothing. You're right, and here you made
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: her cry. Nia has now brought me back to the
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Nia side of it all. I'm Nia and Dodi now.
• 25:07
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• 25:09
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  Speaker 4: episodes and to watch this as well and other recaps. Okay,
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: let's talk about Nia. So she basically I think it
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: was at that dinner where Michelle said, hey, look you
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: you just come off as you've got such a perfect life,
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: and then she went into how she doesn't and they
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: don't really know her story and to hear that she actually.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: She does because when she went through her unhoused life,
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: her whole childhood and that struggle, and she's like, this
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: is all pretty fucking perfect, guys, so compared to what
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: I've been through, I'm grateful and I am like, you know.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Protecting my family and this is great. Yeah.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's worked. She had a very chaotic childhood and
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: she is protecting her peace in adulthood and coming at
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: things with the positive attitude. And basically what she's saying
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: is fine, you want to force me to talk about
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: it so you can show that I'm showing chid mine,
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: I'll show you what I got a really fucked up childhood.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: And guess what, that's why I don't run with this
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: petty ship fly above. Yes, God blessed big Bear. You know,
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: I feel that though she she and I feel they
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: forced her to cry at a table and talk about
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: her trauma so that they can so she can prove
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: that she does tell the truth, when really the whole
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: fight is dumb as hell. Both things can be true.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: He's exhausted and he's drunk. You could say either one.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: It doesn't really.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Matter, and he might have been shrinking problem three.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Things, that's right, Yeah three, he does haven't been shrinking.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Problem what is it.
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: It's that Janet is pushing it and I I can't
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: handle Janet push the Danny stuff.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: That's really what it comes down to.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: It's funny because like, yeah, at the end of the day,
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: I'm willing to protect anyone on this cast and justify
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: anything anyone's doing. If Janet's coming for them.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Defend Jack's I could.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: I will defend Jackson forever.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: She's a smoking Yeah, she's a smoking gun and a ship.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: That's the thing.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: You everything she got from me from David Busters.
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: I was going to say, I was gonna say if
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: she if they could just film her a David Busters,
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: then I did, yeah, and she went after Nia, I
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: have a hard time.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, I don't know what.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: Side, Yeah, Janet David Busters. Janet's my favorite and only
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: version of Janet that I'm like willing to entertain.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: That was the episode.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: That was it, you know, Yeah, she made me mad.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: This current episode, I don't I don't like and I
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: didn't find her her reaching out across the table to
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: help her genuine.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Oh god no, that was so degrading and it was
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: manipulative and it was condescending essentially, and she was like
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: and it was holier than now because the minute that
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Nia started to defend herself or defend Danny, Janet was like,
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: I know, I've been there.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: I've been in that space when you're in denial.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: You know. It's just everything she was justifying at all
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: and it was just such a gross look.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: But the irony that it's probably probably oh my god,
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: yes please, he's the Captain Jason of Chefs.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: To me, he is, but he uh.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: The irony is that Janet, out of everybody there is
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: the one that we've seen drink the least and maybe
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: could speak on it without being a hypocrite, but I
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: won't have it.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Well because she was pregnant, right, Well.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: It's amazing alcoholic. We just don't care.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: She's she's hitting Zanny's every night. She's hitting Zannie's.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: Allegedly they heard Jason were on Watch What Happens last
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: night and I don't know what was going on with
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: her mic but her microphone must have been in the
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: other room.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I could barely hear her. And that's not on her.
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: But that's how annoyed I am with her that I
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: put it on her and not the entire mix and swasty.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: It was her.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: It was her fault and there's no two ways about it.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: One hundred.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: So and Jason just you know, co signing her stuff
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: by like, hey, listen to get to that blackout as
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: a different level. He's not just hurting himself but other people. Yeah,
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: well you're right, but still no, sorry.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Weird?
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, Jamie, go ahead.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: I need you to keep talking. We're not going to
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: stop this magic, but I do need to grab my
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: cord because I am getting the low battery signal.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Keep talking ill ready, Well, why don't we talk about.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: I'll plugged up now. I got my cord plugged in
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: everybody in case you're wondering.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, So why don't we talk about Luke and and
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: Danny Clarita at Kyle Chan jewelers?
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Did it cut? Kyle's annoyed? Was Kyle annoyed?
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: Why he seemed a little like he did? Yeah?
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: I didn't notice like he was.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: He's like, what are you going to spend less than
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: ten grand? Okay, guys, go over to J. C.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Penny. I don't have time for this shit. Y.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like, uh huh, pouring on drinks? Yeah,
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: fourteen thousand. But I'll tell you one thing these guys
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: who buy these rings, I've seen it a thousand times.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: They're not taking an account a snag ability. That rings
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: a snag one hundred.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: A lot of my friends have complained about their rings,
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: and they sometimes even get them replaced with ones that
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: don't snag. Yeah. I would.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: I would just be a band snag I'm sorry.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: I I was like, are you saying like pickpocket? Are
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: you saying like steal? I didn't know what you meant
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: by snag. I thought that was say you stolen.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Nah.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: No, that's cute though, and also possible. Yeah, it's a
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: snag ability, like a Kardashian thing. That ring gives you
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: one hundred percent snagability.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: I was like, totally, I don't want to get snaggbility.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: I agree with you, and that's why I wanted just
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: uh infinity band Uh I love it never Yeah, just
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: a band?
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah that one. By the way, if I could do
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: a quick drawing.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: I'm here for the drawing.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: If you want to be a drama mama, you got
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: to come over to Patreon so you can watch this.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: But is yours a band?
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: To Emily? Yeah? Okay, bands only bad only just have
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: them on bands?
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sits up high.
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: The setting is high, so it's a router, an Internet router.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: This is the ring, okay, and if anyone noticed it
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: had an overhanging situation making it double snaggable. She'll be
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: lucky if she gets out alive with her finger.
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: On the Oh yeah, yeah, she if she gets it
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: caught in that basketball net or the pool drain.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Have we ever heard of you guys?
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Spoiler alert on the danger of this?
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Does that shock myself?
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: What happened to fucking Jimmy Fallon?
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Yes I do.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: We don't want to gross everybody out, but yes, you
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: know what, Brett will not wear his wedding ring anymore.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Because he's full on cheating on me.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: But yes, But the other reason is, well, yeah, I'm
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: just telling my I'm not gonna hide it, you know
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: I'm not. I mean, like, if I do, Janet's gonna
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: call me out. Brittany's gonna be pissed. But so, yeah,
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: he I got him like titanium, So that cannot be.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: You can't cut that off, right, You can't cut titanium.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: So he after we got married and all this stuff,
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: and he was tired of me, he decided that titanium
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: was a bad idea.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: So he yeah.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: Yes, So now he just wears like one of those
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: flexible bands.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why not?
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: And then and marriage is flexible, not yours, Amy, it's
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: fucking rigid as ship.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: The marriage is flexible.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: That's mine. I'm not on any of the married threads either.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Well don't you don't want to be on that one.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: We're all miserable.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: At least I'm free to be on any bread.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: I want to be on it.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: Here's what I about Kristen from the three one three, Yes,
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: three one three, is that she told Luke, I will
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: kill you if you spend more than ten thousand dollars.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: That's just called Michigan, you know what I mean?
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: That's my girl, because and they just they rented this house.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: Things are really starting to look up. But clearly she
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: knows that you need to save some money, don't spend
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: a ton of money. I think ten k is probably
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: a good amount, a solid amount, a medium amount for
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: an engagement ring. Wouldn't you say that's on the medium
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: level of like upper middle class. Ten k would be Like.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you right now, where Luke and Kristen are.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: They need to just be getting some kind of banned
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: gold band.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: That's that.
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: Let's focus on this kid we're trying to have. Let's
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: get this house sorted, let's get it. Who gives a
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: shit about this?
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: Well, a lot of people do, I mean, and they
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: do so. And then you've got Kyle Chan who's going
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: to give them a great deal. So in maybe fourteen,
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: but he's gonna give rent the ring.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: Borrow a ring, or get a costume, jewelry bullshit for
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: this proposal that you both understand is not for real,
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: and then just do bands and then enjoy yourself.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: I invent, I understand. But a lot of people are
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: they want the blank? Okay, Jamie, what are the stats?
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Average cost of an engagement ring in the US is
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: around five to six thousand that's what I think.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's good.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: People would be But he got me a six thousand
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: dollars engagement ring. Sounds like what normal people would say.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: How much is it to know that she is going
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: to have a baby and she doesn't know it yet.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: It's really it's really nice.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: I'm really happy for her, you know, I mean, it's
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: pretty amazing to see them. I'm glad that they're making
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: their way into a rental house. Because seeing her in
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: that apartment brought me back to old vander Pump rules
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: and I just got worried.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it brought me back to Danny and Nia's with
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: a hundred kids in that situation.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that Danny and Nia's place is a little chaottic.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I love seeing the boxes in the corner. That
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: was relatable, you know.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: I know, so they I mean, yeah, they are very relatable.
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: They're just guarded, that's all.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: And they're allowed to be. She's been through hell and
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: again back to the dinner, don't force me to tell
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: you what the hell I've been through so that you
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: can go home and say, well, she did tell the truth.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: And frankly, I never thought these words were flat in
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: my mouth. But Brittany, you're kind of getting out my
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: nerves right now. Yeah.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: I never thought they would either. But yeah, she was.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: She was in the wrong and then she I thought
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: she was crawling out of it, and then she just
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: went back into it.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: So it's not good.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: And my girl has a bit of a drinking problem also.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, I thought he.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Loved the minute a party star. It's all the tying
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: with the shots.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you are so right, oh my, because.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: At every single party.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: She's exhausted from going to that storage unit and dragging
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: out four tons of decorations for the party.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: I got to take the edge off at the end
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: of the day.
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: By the way, I forgot to say it on the
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: after Show last week when Danny's talking about his voiceover
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: work that he had just done that day and was exhausted.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: From it, was screaming yeah. So it wasn't just like, Hi,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: I'm doing it all.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: It was like people don't understand that.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: It was like it was like screaming, panting, but like
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: non stop.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: So that, I mean, that is exhausting.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: I thought that was weird when when Jasmine shaded him
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: on that how hard can it be? Don't comment me
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: with how hard can it be?
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: Did she say that?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: I did not do.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: I not hear that she said that.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: She said the voiceover how hard can it be?
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Just in a booth recording voices?
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, dude, I mean, well, now, now Jasmine's
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: got Now Now I'm fired up because I've been a
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: voiceover artist since two thousand and five. But you know,
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: and that's why I do not do video games, because
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: they are so taxing on your voice. They're so difficult.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: It takes forever to record them and it's hard. But
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: you know what I wanted to mention to Jamie, like, also,
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: because I know you've done voice you do voiceovers, Emily,
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: have you done voiceover work in the.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Past, Yeah, a long time ago.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Okay, so you know that lifestyle, Like, at least for me,
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: that's all I did. So it is such a grind
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: and you are on call all the time if that
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: is your actual job and you are that's all you're doing.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: I never went on vacation because I always had to
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: be around and I went on hold for this, or
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: on hold for that, or so you can't get away
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: because you don't want to lose the money. So it's
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: like the fact that they went up to Santa Barbara.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: I completely understood that I have to leave and I
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: gotta go do this. Like you, there's no real life
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: anytime I ever go on vacation, and not even vacation,
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: but like on an actual break for the holiday, I
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: have to bring all my rig, all my audio stuff,
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: and I'm constantly having to scoot away last minute audition,
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: last minute this. Can you go to the studio here,
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: and don't get me wrong, it was great, but it
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: is very It's a challenging, you know kind of job
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: because you always have to be workig, always workig.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so true. This acting is not acting as
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: a career is not for the week. You absolutely have
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: to be on a veil all the time. And god knows,
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: even when I go out of town to teach it
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: improv stuff. Every time someone reaches out to me, I go,
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: I'll do it. But you have to have a clause
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: in this contract, like, especially if they send me those
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: ironclad contracts, you have to have a clause for me.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: If I book something I cannot, I cannot miss. I
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: have there to do that thing. Anything else I'll be here,
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: but that I will not. And it's funny, Amy when
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: you're talking about video games, because I never have booked one,
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: and the auditions, I'm not good at them because a
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: video game you have to be so precise and I
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: just sound like such a real person, Like they'll be
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: like glil Clark, thanks you for coming into the den
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: of anger. If you want to be angry, I'm into
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: the den of anger, and I'm just like and then
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: it's like I'm the old Witch. Yes, and I've never
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: booked that one of them.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: They should be.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: You should be on every video game, every cartoon in
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: the entire universe, like there's nothing you can't do. And
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: I fully hear you, because the video games are like
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: real acting. It's like really intense, so you have to
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: kind of I mean, it depends on what it is,
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: but it typically they're like a strong Viking warrior type
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: that's also an alien, so you're like, okay, and it's
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: like with a slight a slight mid Atlantic nineteen twenties accent,
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: you're like, okay, Shavna where han Earth has Tarinta gone
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: for he has been unworldly and aur groupas a long
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: and then you have to do the different levels, you know,
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: so it's like then you have to do like the
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: quiet one where because you have to give a ranch
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: and you're like fortun Us, your future has been told, right, yeah,
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: come quick? Oh no, wait he's coming, hold on, it's
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: after me, run run ru.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: No, and then you have to do like a crying one.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: We should all be on a on a video games.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: Those but the auditions are so like they're fun and
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: they're challenging and you put so much into it, like
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: you're exhausted after and then you and then you're like, well,
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: never nothing, you know, and over and over and over again.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: It's so heartbreaking.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: It is the amount of auditions, Amy, that you specifically
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: were doing when you lived in Los Felis, the amount
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: of auditions and the amount of times we would go
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: to our agency, Emily, and we'd be sitting in the
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: waiting room for hours to go in there, and it's
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: a full time job. Yeah, and you're like you're going
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: there for and you're going there and they're like, okay ready,
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: and you're like, I'll deliver the eggs. Okay, thanks, Jamie. Bye. Right,
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: you don't anywhere, you don't get it hard. It's hard
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: on Bodsberger's and the Great North.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: To me, Oh, Jamie, it's amazing.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: No, it's it's it's it is a miracle because we
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: know how Hollywood works. But it's also like, you have
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: the talent, you should be doing things like that. You
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: have such an amazing gift. Emily's Eurokay, see you're okay,
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: I more suck more.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Emily.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: Right in the while, Emily's Baltimore accent and character should
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: have its literal own show and be you should actually
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: be live streaming that character. Twenty five to seven.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: It died, big character, horrible accident.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: Oh god, no, okay, well how about Jesse with Isabella?
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: And then that was a very real moment to see
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: the co parenting happening here of Isabella.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: I hope she's going to be on Next Gen, which
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: premieres in June.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious. She'd run the roost on that. She's got
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: so much personality. Oh she's yeah, but yeah, she's got
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: them both wrapped around there, her little finger, that idea
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: of like bring me the key now, okay, I'll be
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: there five minutes. I'm like, what the fuck? I cannot
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: imagine my parents.
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: Also, like Jesse's like, do you want for fries from Chateau?
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: I know, let me see what the price of these
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: fries are. Did you look at seven bucks? Okay, it's fine,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: just where they get you at chateau.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: I had some great brust sprouts there once.
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's really if you if you come to
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: La go to the Chateau Marmont. It's legend and it
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: seems impossible to go to. There are some hoops sometimes you.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Have to, but it's great.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: It is a cool place the Lowhand for ten years,
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: not anymore, but back in the day.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: And that's where you this this life coach that has
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: now just zeroed in on Jesse AND's.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: Just just make it.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: Fully calling out Michelle for cheating for two years. Making
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: that reckless statement on camera is okay, so gross?
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, because I think what he was doing was
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: just basically telling Jesse, like, I hear you, this is
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: what you are mad at, this is your reality. But
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: I was like, dude, you need more words around this
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: because what you just said is fucked up.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: Maybe there were more words than they got cut.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, but it's like you pay he's paying this
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: therapist to just agree with him. I don't like that,
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: you know. I I did think it was so and
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: it's like they need to not agree with them. They
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: need to be like one way or the other. Get
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: over it.
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: I think he disagreed with Jesse because I did like
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: that he told him, you're you were looking like an
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: idiot because you are exploding over nothing, like he basically
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: was putting it like it doesn't matter, You're you're in
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: the wrong no matter what.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Now, Jesse. What I didn't like, also to your.
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: Point, Jamie about agreeing with him, it was like he
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: said something along the lines of, like, this was a
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: good game that Michelle was playing because she got you
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: to this point.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: That and.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're basically yeah, you're basically like raging him
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: out even more about her. I don't like, Yeah, you're
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: anybody you better? Freaking you better. You're on TV showing
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: what kind of a life coach you are, and it
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: seems like you're a vindictive one.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: It was really fucking basic meme office poster garbage about
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: growing flowers.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Gross, He's It's perfect though.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: Jesse is a great client and he's gonna get a
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: million other clients just like that. And that's his you know,
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: that's his niche. Yeah client, Well, yeah, toxic men clients.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: There you go. It should be called that.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: Is there anything else that we ady do you want
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: to talk about from this episode?
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I like to talk about that.
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, with the old Peacock logo, the NBC logo
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: for the Valley.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I also.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: Appreciated at the beginning the red baron pizza just on
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: the counter, getting a close up there.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Yes, somebody had a reward challenge the reward challenge.
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: For this episode of the Valley is a red baron
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: pizza at three am.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Was trashed because yeah.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: And they always just put it out like just left.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they get away from me. I also think that
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: like that whole attack of Nia also, just like Amy
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: you were saying, was like it gets when people are
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: all drunk and hepped up. They just are like blah
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: blah blah. They pick one topic to just go off. Yeah,
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: it was just a lot. And I'm not saying they're wrong,
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: but but they're just looking for something. It gives, it gives.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: We need drama on our show. There's just looking for
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: something to pick at.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're absolutely right.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Oh it's good enough, y'all. You do not need to
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: go down this path. But I will say, and I
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: want everyone to know I'm clear and all of us
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: are clear on this. He did mess up big time
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: at that Halloween party. I mean, that's some shit that
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: sometimes you can't come back from that. And like, yeah,
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: he blew it, you know. And Jasmine has every right
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: to be upset. I just think the way they all
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: went off on her, being like he's tired and then
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: there and then behind her back, They're like, he's that tired,
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: he's drunk. I hate that shit too. Yeah, I do
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: not like that, right, say it, Say it out loud,
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: then write down.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, say it out loud.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: And Nia's point being like, yeah, I mean I walked away,
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: and then you guys started just going like dogs.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: And to her point, Nia said, if you guys would
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: have said and he's drunk, I would have agreed with you.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I just thought it, like, wasn't any like that's obvious?
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Right? Yeah?
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Well, uh gosh, guys, that was just a blast and
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: the valley did we miss Jacks this week? We didn't
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: hear one peep in this episode.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Of him that they show. I'm just like, ugh, He's like,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: I'm doing great, I'm missing my song. I'm doing the best.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: They are really really disturbing.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: You're right, they're jump scares, and I'm sorry they are
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: jump Darling's.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: Ear actually kind of muted itself, but you're right, he
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: did it is like a jump scare.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Shacks would do that. He's kind of muted himself.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: I'm scared of him.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: I'm scared.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: Well, check out only jams, what else?
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: What else we want to check out?
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: There's an Instagram account for the drama Darling show That's Time, and.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Jamie's IMDb page.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: Jamie Moyer m M Dereesis on Instagram. Please great podcast,
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: Follow this podcast rate, give it a great review.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Thanks Darlings, Bye everybody,