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Episode 37. Timeless Sand Worms & Lady Dimitrescu vs. Mr. Krabs (Feat. Shara Crosslin of 100 Devs) · High n' Dry Podcast

• 0:15
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we should stream more social eating.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_06: Like 'cause we go when we go out to a re when I go out to a restaurant, I could totally stream social eating, but it'd be less enjoyable, right?
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_06: It'd make eating less enjoyable.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_06: Which maybe that's maybe that would be a good idea.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_06: I I enjoy my Twitch stream.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_06: I do.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, that's good.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_06: It's just real hard.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_06: It's real hard sometimes to keep it up.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's the challenge of it.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_06: I hate promoting my Twitch stream.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_04: That's the problem.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_06: I like my Twitch stream.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_06: We didn't have to promote it and just people flock to it.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_06: People I wish people would just I wish I would just have an audience.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_06: We're putting we're putting it out there.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, let's just throw it off.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_06: If anybody wants to watch, they can.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_06: What's our tagline again?
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_06: Screaming into the void?
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_06: Something.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_03: Pretty much.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_03: Hello, Void.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_03: Hello.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_03: Hello, Void.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_03: Hello.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_05: Well, you guys ready to do this?
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I'm ready.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_05: Let's do it.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_05: We're it's being done.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_05: It's already done.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_00: Let's continue to do it.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_00: That's already done, man.
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  SPEAKER_06: It started being done.
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  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, cool.
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  SPEAKER_04: All right.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_04: So anyway, so welcome to Hyndra, the only podcast where we do all of our own stunts.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_04: I'm Ryan Barron North with me as always, James Croslin.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_04: James, what's going on?
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, wait, they can't hear me on the podcast.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_06: I waved at the camera because we're also on Twitch right now, which is pretty cool.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_06: Congratulations to us.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_06: We're doing it.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_06: We said we'd do it and then we did it.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_00: Um look at us shifting paradigms.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_00: Thinking outside the box.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_03: Revolutionizing.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so we're revolutionizing over here.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_03: So uh things are going well.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_03: You can see that high and drive is doing well.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_03: We have our own Twitch stream.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_03: You know, it wasn't cheap, but we did it.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_04: And uh so joining us today, we have uh returning again, Sherra Crosslin, 100 Devs.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_04: Sarah, what's going on?
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_00: Uh feeling good.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_00: Uh excited to get back into it.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_00: It's been a while.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, and we're I'm excited for the match.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_04: Um, so we we did just finish up our big high and dry tournament.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_04: People voted sporadically.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_04: With that, we have five winners who are gonna get a shot glass, and we'll announce that later on.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_04: But five shots.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we have a live drawing.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_04: And then uh, but now we have some good fights.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_04: So right now the fights as they stand.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_04: Lady D versus Mr.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_04: Krabs is gonna be this episode.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_04: Next episode we have Austin Powers versus Beetlejuice.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_04: And then, you know, we're gonna figure out who takes it home after all that.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_04: So for those of you who uh uh this is your first episode or just joining us or forgot totally how this works, um, how high and dry goes down is we start every episode with a philosophical debate, and then, as those things often do, it breaks down to a fist fight where we talk about what fictional characters are gonna win.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_04: And this one, as we already said, we got Mr.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_04: Krabs versus Lady Dimitresque.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's it.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_04: Dimitresque.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_05: Dimitrisque.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_04: But anyway, they're gonna be fighting each other.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_06: Except except for if you like French, then I love it.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_06: Then I love it.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_04: But what sets us apart before we do all that kind of fun stuff, is first we gotta get a little drunk, and then we gotta get a little high.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_04: So uh James, what are you smoking this week?
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_06: Uh this week I'm smoking a wonderful um dart pod of Concentrate, and inside it it's got Viper City, fan favorite, coming back.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_06: Nice.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_06: This is where this is Luke's town in Florida, Viper City.
• 3:46
  unknown: Oh, yeah.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_03: So shout out to Luke, talk bar gaming right there.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_00: I just want to point out that I'm so functional before I even start smoking that I did not even link our Twitch stream.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_00: They're all gonna go to yours probably and be like, where is he?
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_04: What the fuck?
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_00: Let me go ahead and edit that real quick.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm still listening.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_00: Please continue.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_04: Um, well, uh, so you're gonna be joining us as a high philosopher as well.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_00: Uh yes, I am going to be high whole philosopher today.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_06: Did you want um did you want Viper City also?
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_04: All right, so we got two.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_00: Sharing is carrying.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_00: All right, all right.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_00: For all the podcast folks out there, and definitely not for my own benefit.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_00: What's the name of our Twitch stream?
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, our Twitch stream is uh High and Dry Podcast.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_00: High Nigh High and Dry and Dry.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_00: Not even drunk anyways, or dry or anything.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_00: High N dry and podcast.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yes?
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_05: Yes.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_05: I think you'll have to put HTTPS colon slash slash in front of Twitch, though.
• 4:52
  unknown: Oh my goodness.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's Discord for you, everybody.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_06: Tips and tricks for Discord.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_04: All right, and I'm gonna be joining you guys this week with we'll cut all that out.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_04: Captain Morgan's private stock.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_04: Um, sometime ago, Captain Morgan decided he needed to start a bottle for only his closest friends.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_04: I already poured it.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_04: I don't even know what I'm doing.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's just the excited energy of being alive for the first time.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_00: Is it's really something different to be like podcasting and we're all just like slovenly on the couch or in a chair.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_00: Like, it doesn't matter what you look like, but now I feel like a cockatiel because I'm like, I can see my face.
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_04: And uh it's really distressing.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_00: I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_04: We're just gonna turn it into a dark camera.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_04: We're just gonna cover that and you guys can listen to us.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_04: So, anyway, so it's time to get a little drunk, it's time to get a little high.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_04: First toast today going out to Carl Erdman, Cher, and Sharon Crosslin.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_04: Thanks for being on the first one of I guess Proto Season 2.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_00: It's an honor.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_04: And uh don't blow it at Ryan.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, that's been sitting there for a while.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_04: There's a distance between us.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_00: There's there's little distance between us.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_04: So that burns more than usual.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_04: Good.
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  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I think that's been just aging.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_00: That's the barnacles.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_06: In honor of today's fight.
• 6:22
  unknown: Yeah.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_06: Those are the barnacles.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_03: Give it the for every barrel of Captain Morgan's special reserve, he dips his balls.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_06: It's been buried on a on a Caribbean beach for ten years.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_06: You can taste the scurvy.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_00: It was actually buried by the health department.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_00: Nobody should be drinking.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_06: But by buried, you mean interred in a landfill.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_06: That's exactly what we meant.
• 6:51
  unknown: Oh god.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, so now time for our second shot, time for our second hit.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_04: Um, this one, actually, we had on the last episode, uh, the one we did with Turk, we had viewers from everywhere.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_04: And uh so the newest one is actually going to Kuwait City, Kuwait.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_04: Hey, nice.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_04: That's our newest listeners in Kuwait City.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_04: Big uh big shout out to Kuwait.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_04: Cheers.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_04: Cheers to them.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_01: Cheers to Kuwait.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_03: Visited once.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_06: Oh yeah.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_06: Oh god.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know if any of that's showing up.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, maybe.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_00: It's well.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_00: I I can personally attest to it's happening.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_06: That looked like a humidifier.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_06: By the way, we just bought a humidifier.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah?
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_06: It's gonna be great.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_06: It's coming, it's on its way.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, congratulations.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_06: It's an ultrasonic humidifier, so it vibrates and and throws the water into the air instead of using that.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_00: I'm really happy to do that.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_00: It's not just somebody who wants us to pay for fans.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_04: Um, and so this third one is guests toast.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_04: Sarah, what's this one too?
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I guess I got a toast to the the stream.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's cool that you guys are trying new things, getting out there, trying to get more people involved.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I know we're coming out of the pandemic and people are feeling a little um bit more confident about going out and seeing people, but there's still a lot of people staying indoors and it's still awkward, right?
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_00: So it's nice to have a virtual venue where you can feel like you're around people without having to be around people.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_04: For sure.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_04: Here's to Twitch, and here's to uh Guyver, VK368.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_04: Woo! Yeah, cheers.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_04: Thanks for coming by, Guyver.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_04: Cheers.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_04: Oh God.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_04: I have the question for you this week.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_04: Um, this week I decided I want to go with a fun one.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_04: We have Sherra back.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_04: We're doing the fun fight with uh Mr.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_04: Krabs and Lady D.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_04: Um so I went with uh just a fun, easy question for you guys that doesn't involve death or child murder.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_04: And so what I have for you guys is if you could choose any horror movie that you want to attempt to survive, see it's about life.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_06: It's about living.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_06: Oh boy.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_04: What horror movie would you attempt to survive?
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_04: Guests first, Sarah, what do you think?
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_00: There's so many horror movies.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_04: There are a lot.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_00: You know, I used to be into horror movies a lot when I was younger.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_00: I I used to watch them from time to time, but like, what what even is a horror movie anymore?
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_06: It's a broad category, very broad category.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_06: Which is great, which is great for surviving.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_00: Nah.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe it would be the quiet place, because then I could just tell people to shut the fuck up.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_06: You'd hold up a sign that says shut the fuck up.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_00: I would I would totally why don't they live next to that waterfall?
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know if they address this in the second one.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_00: So fucking sick.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_00: Why the fuck would they live away from that waterfall if it's safe for them to make noise?
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_06: They should just live at the waterfall.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_00: They should just live with the waterfall.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_04: Well, the thing I didn't get to win that about that fucking movie.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, wait, wait.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_04: You Quiet Place was the one with Sanja Bullock or the other one.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_04: So bird box was Sanja Bullock.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_04: The thing I didn't get with the Quiet Place is because at the end they defeat this thing that crumbled humanity to its knee with a shotgun.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like the whole invasion would have been stopped by the United States.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_04: Nope.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_04: Um, so I don't know what the issue is there.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_06: Famously, the United States does not like guns.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_04: So yeah.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_04: And but but I feel like for I feel like foreign aliens.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_04: Is it pronounced gone?
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_04: Gone?
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like we would get over our national pacifism in the event of an alien invasion.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_04: I I feel like it's pretty goofy.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_04: Well, so sure.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_04: So so that's where you're going with you're going with a quiet place just for the I I think I think I would just live near the waterfall.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_00: It'd be easy, and then that would be my life.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_00: That would be my existence.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_00: And I would be less likely to die, which I think is the point of living.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_06: I have noise-cancelling headphones.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_06: We have technology that can like pick up ambient sound and then send out wavelengths of sound to neutralize it, to like counteract.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_06: We have like technology that's very advanced, that's capable of doing this already.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_06: Uh, why didn't we have those?
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_06: Like, why didn't they just use those if they know these things track sound?
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_06: If that's like how it we know these guys, these people on these fucking farms know how it works.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but uh, I don't know.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know what happened.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_06: It's a bad, it's a bad pro it's a bad plot.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_04: But it was it was enough to get a sequel, and I hope they address some of that stuff.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_04: I don't think they do.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_06: I don't think it's gonna happen.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_06: I'm not gonna watch it.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_04: Neither am I.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, well, uh so James, what about you?
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_04: What what horror movie, if you could pick any horror movie to attempt to survive, what's it gonna be?
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_04: The Chucky.
• 11:34
  unknown: For sure.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_06: Chucky's a I think it's a pretty slam dunk.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_06: Feel pretty confident in the Chucky one.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_06: Uh I've got a blowtorch right there.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_06: He's plastic.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_06: In in the movie, he he even gets partially melted, you know.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_06: Like, I got a handheld blowtorch.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_06: He's dead.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_06: You leave booze all over my house.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_06: I just light him on fire.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_04: That's it.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_04: Well, but so like when you enter the horror movie, are you a slave to its theme as well?
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_06: You tell me, you're the one who asked the question.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_04: Well, because I mean in the Chucky universe, i the Chucky doll is gonna catch you having premarital sex, swearing more than you should.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_04: And that's when some dumbass thing is gonna kill you.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_06: Let me think though.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_06: Uh horror horror movie.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_06: Hmm.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, if that's Harry Potter.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_00: Our first instinct would be to uh run up the stairs and take a shower as soon as we sensed any kind of danger.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you it well, it's just like uh it's like the Predator movies.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_04: As soon as you start swearing, as soon as you do anything wrong, Predator's gonna haunt you.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_04: Um and that never comes up.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_04: No, I I think yeah, you have a probably a solid one to still take your chances with Chucky.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_06: I'd take my chances with Chucky.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_06: Leprechaun.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_06: Maybe swing back around to me.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_06: I think Chucky's a pretty solid one, but I think I could probably come up with a better one with our extended definition of horror.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_04: See, I had originally thought maybe alien um to give it a shot and you know, going up against that.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_04: However, I feel that you know your best shot in the alien universe is to be the last female or to be an unthinking evil android, and I am neither.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_06: Maybe you could do you get to choose can you be a woman?
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_06: And no, it's just you.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_04: Well, yeah, I mean, it would just be you, yeah, for sure.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_04: Psycho.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_04: Um, I mean, so psycho, I mean, who would you have to go up against?
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_04: You'd Norman Bates.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_04: You go up against Norman Bates.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_06: But Norman Bates is a grown man with a knife, which is less which is more scary to me than a doll with a knife.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, oh, I mean, so Christian Bale, he played that once, didn't he?
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_04: American Psycho.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_04: Very different one.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_00: So Psycho is a very classic, it's a it's uh from the 50s, right?
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_00: So back then things couldn't be as horrifying as they are now.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_00: Our threshold for horror is gone through the roof, skyrocketed, right?
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_00: So I think that's a that's a great choice, you know.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, I mean, yeah, I'd take my shots.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_04: That though, psycho's a pretty good one.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_04: Soil and green.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_06: Soiling green.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_06: You just get to like live your life.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_06: Being being killed by that movie by that horror movie is just living your life until you die and then your food.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_06: So I mean, I think I'm gonna take my chances in Soil and Green, which was a horror movie.
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_04: Soil and Green technically was a horror movie.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_06: Boom! That's a good one.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_04: Just live my life.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, then you know which one I would take then.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_04: Um I would take the original, not the remake with Will Smith, of I Am Legend.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_06: Okay.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_04: Um, in the original I Am Legend and in the book I Am Legend, it's all vampires.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_04: And they just he's the last guy.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_04: And they just hang outside of his house trying to talk him into coming out.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_04: They'll one of the one of the methods they kept using against the narrator was that they would take the most attractive female vampires and they would just keep propositioning him on the lawn as a way to lure him outside.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_06: Wow.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_06: So they're so that was like, that's how they hunt, is like they try to tempt you.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_06: That's very interesting.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, and and so And it was such an overt situation where they were like, you're behind a barrier, and I'm on the other side of a barrier.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_06: They had to come up with solutions, like, what are humans like?
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_06: They were probably like talking, like, what do humans like?
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_06: We gotta figure out what they what'll what'll get them outside.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_04: Well, see, I would join the I am legend universe and then immediately like, yeah, I'm coming out.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_04: I'll be there in a sec.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_04: Um, I'm just gonna join up, like, because what am I fighting for at this point?
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_04: I I don't even know.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_04: I don't I never figure that because so eventually, I mean, he ran into a few survivors and he tried to make it work.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I would just join that and immediately surrender.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_06: Do you get to be a vampire though?
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_00: Plus, you get a C Future cards.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_06: So what so what's so what's the downside of the vampires?
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_06: What is the so I don't know?
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_06: I think it's just a generational difference.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_06: You think so?
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_06: So what so everyone who gets who they eat turns into a vampire?
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_04: I mean that's what it's seemed because his entire neighborhood that he knew and he would like bring up I knew them all.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_04: Oh was hanging out on his front lawn, and I'm just like, well, dude.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_06: Get out there.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_06: Get out there.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_06: What's going on?
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, go mingle.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_06: You know, start your new life.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_06: You know, it's interesting though.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_06: Would you what are these things that this is what they're reduced to?
• 16:25
  SPEAKER_06: They're all hate.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_06: Why are they all hanging outside this one dude's the last guy?
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_06: But why?
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, but why devote this much energy to it?
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, what why what ex why exactly are they devoting all this energy to luring that man out?
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_06: I wonder.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_06: Wouldn't you just go about living your life and be like, well, I guess that guy doesn't want to be an eternally a vampire who gives a shit?
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_06: Whatever.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_00: Vampires get bored too.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_06: Um, I mean, well, so I guess I guess that's very int- I never thought of that, but that doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_04: Well, if you go to bookshop.org, you can pick up I Am Legend, and that's your homework.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_06: Read it and then and then have to write a report about the unintended the unintended um intentions of this world that they're all they all seem to be trapped in.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_06: I don't understand what the why the vampires are trapped on luring this guy out.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_06: We'll have to leave until you come out here.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_04: Well, we'll put it on the hindrai uh book club list.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_06: And uh Why can't I leave you alone?
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_06: I can't quit you, narrator.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_04: That's probably what it was.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_04: So, Sherra, final thoughts on the topic.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_04: Your horror movie?
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_00: I think I'll just stick with uh a quiet place.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_00: If all of technology, I I have a very poor memory for movies, so I don't remember what kind of universe it was where they had to avoid these monsters, but I'd either sit next to like a loud cascading waterfall or I'd go into a place that has technology to counter the frequencies they can hear from our movement and sound.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it seemed like we have really a lot of ways to deal with that.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_06: I feel like honestly, if I was in like a basement and I could use a computer to read a couple manuals, I bet I could program over the course of maybe a couple weeks something that I could hook into a speaker that would output noise at a disturbing frequency, right?
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_06: We have all that knowledge at our fingertips.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it didn't seem like the the apocalyptic threat that it was portrayed as.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_06: But anyway, it's really strong monsters that only have a big weep point when they open their mouth.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_06: And it's like nothing we've ever dealt with before.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_04: But anyway, so uh James, your final thoughts.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_04: Where are you going?
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_04: You you you had to kind of pick one, really.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_06: I love Soil and Green.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_06: I'm glad I came up with that.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_06: Another one, another good one would be birds.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_06: I think I got a pretty good shot.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_06: I think I could, I I don't know.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_06: I think I could take on these birds.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_00: Next stream, James versus 6,000 parts.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_06: We're gonna figure this out.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_04: We get an umbrella, that'll be fine.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_04: Like I've owned birds, and I mean it wasn't it wasn't like parrots coming at him.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_04: You know, it wasn't those crows and stuff.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_04: Mikey scared the shit out of me, though.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_06: I'll be honest.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_06: Maybe I wouldn't like birds.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_06: Maybe birds would be too hard for me.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_06: Your parents scared the shit out of me.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_03: Mikey could chop off a finger.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I didn't want to get close to him.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_06: And he always he always came at me, he was always loping at me.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_03: Mikey, stay away from me.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_04: Um well then for me, I think uh final answer.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_04: If I had to pick a horror universe, I mean, I don't know.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_04: Probably either a werewolf movie.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, no, not a werewolf movie.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_04: I wouldn't want to be rended.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_04: Um, but probably like a vampire movie or something.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_04: Underworld.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_04: Technically a horror movie.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_04: Technically a horror movie.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_04: I'm joining Underworld.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_06: Get in there.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_06: Get you get yourself some special blood.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm getting in there.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_04: Um I'm gonna weasel my way into the underworld universe.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, cool.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_04: Figure that out.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_04: Perfect.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_04: Cool.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_04: So, with that being said, it's time to move into our fist fight.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_04: Before we do that, gotta get a little more drunk and we gotta get a little more high.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_06: Oh yeah, so let's pull them out.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_06: You know, you know what's super funny in those underworld movies?
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_06: If you're not a vampire or werewolf, you're fine.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_06: It's like not that bad.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, they I don't I don't know how many people they killed, but it wasn't a lot of people dying on screen.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_06: No, like none.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_06: It was a lot of it was a lot of werewolves and vampires dying on screen.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it was just a secret war that Well, I mean I think that's I mean, there's no way they were trying to make that statement.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_04: Um, but it's just a war that they didn't have to have.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_06: And I mean, I think they made that clear.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_06: I think they're like, this is dumb.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_06: Why is this happening?
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but they kept fighting them, kept doing it.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_06: It's because power is super addictive and the vampires had power over the werewolves, and to save themselves and each other, they couldn't they just couldn't give up power.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's kind of like what people do when they're bored.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_06: When you have forever, what else do you have other than like power plays and like it for it's like that for very rich people as well.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_06: People who have who don't have any barriers, like the barriers of needing to be clothed and fed and make the most of your time.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_06: Vampires don't have that anymore.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_06: What are they gonna do with all the fucking time?
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna subjugate some motherfuckers.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_04: Well, there's a there's a have you ever read Dune by any chance?
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_04: No, I haven't.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_04: Well, so Dune has a new movie coming out um in October.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_04: So we'll probably wind up doing a Dune fight anyway.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_04: I would like to watch Dune.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_06: And I mean it looks really good, but uh I saw the old Dune when I was a kid and did not understand it.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_06: I didn't understand it because I was a child also.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_06: I so I haven't seen it as an adult.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_04: Well, so I've been reading the books, and um it it starts with the main guy.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_04: He is this product of genetic engineering, basically.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_04: Uh huh.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_04: And it gives him he could look into the future.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_04: He He has the collected memory of every ancestor he's ever had.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_04: Sick brah.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_04: And so he could just look into everyone's memory.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_04: But then eventually he gets weird and religious like he creates a religion, he becomes emperor, he leaves it and like goes into the desert, comes back a blind priest.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_04: Meanwhile, his nine-year-old son, played by Will McAvoy at one point, um has the same abilities as him, but to an ex more extreme degree.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_04: Um like he was born in the womb, understanding that he's a guy and a wolf.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_04: And eventually he wraps up the empire and he becomes a giant worm that lives forever in the deserts.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_04: And there's an entire book about him being a 3,500-year-old worm that has the collected knowledge of millions of years of humans, and he just cruises through the sands keeping his empire in check, and then realizing that he wants to commit suicide and he needs to prepare someone else to take over the universe.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_06: It is the moment it feels that way sometimes as a father.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_06: You really feel like you are grooming someone to take care of the universe.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_02: That's a timeless wisdom worm.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_06: I ought to be timeless and a godworm again.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, uh, but like I just realized all of our fathers thought they were timeless godworm.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_04: That's right.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_04: That's what I'm saying.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_00: So the kid's getting like real life updates of his dad's thoughts, and he's like, holy shit, what?
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_02: Whoa.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_02: Whoa.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, whoa.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_00: I was just trying to do some fourth grade math homework, but what?
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_06: Timeless godworm is what you went with.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_06: Oh god.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_04: And he just so and he just like he Like Yeah, that's the way.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he's like But he took he took a desert planet, turned it into a jungle, except for one strip the size of California, that he just cruises through as a godworm.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_06: And it's like, and you want to commit suicide, right?
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_06: But you want to pass this on to me?
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_06: But you want to commit suicide?
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_06: And this is all of our dads, also.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, this is this is all of our fathers.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_06: All of our fathers.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_06: So all of our fathers.
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_04: God damn it.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_04: Some of them.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_04: Why do you all suck so much?
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, anyway.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_04: So here's our third shot.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_04: This one goes out to why you do this.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_00: Man, on the on the Twitch stream, you really are probably gonna get some massive like extra content.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_00: I I don't imagine there's any way we can keep all this shit.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_04: Keep all the timeless godworms.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_04: Well, here's the timeless godworms that are metaphors for our fathers.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_04: Cheers.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_04: Cheers.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_04: Cheers.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_00: That counts as one, no?
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_04: Sure.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_04: That's fine.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, no mix in my own.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_00: Fucking wood vampire lady.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_06: She's got fucking airbags.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_04: That's exactly what she does.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_04: No, and the whole time.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_04: And so I I play I I have Village at home.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_04: It's an awesome fucking game.
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_04: And every time her or her daughter start chasing you, you're just like, uh-oh, you're coming.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_04: You fell for it.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_06: You fell for it.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_06: They got you.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_06: Oh no, you got me again.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_06: Um the marketers got you.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, they did.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_06: They totally got you.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_06: They're like they're like, this is my fantasy to be hunted down by sexy women.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_06: This is what I've dreamed about.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_06: And I'm just being chased by this castle.
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_06: There's gotta be a lot of people out there like you who've had that, who have that same fantasy, and all of them are like, oh, this is exactly I've been waiting so long to have like sexy women hunt me.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_00: I I think Brian's probably the only person to ever feel it.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I think for sure I'm definitely a first.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, the the internet craze that surrounded this poor woman is a fluke.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_06: Those marketers really had it on that one.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_06: They were like, I see something here.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_06: Like, there are a bunch of people who seem to have this similar fantasy.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I just see the boardroom, and it's like, alright, so how are we gonna repackage zombies?
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_04: And then one guy obviously a timeless sandworm.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_04: Get out of here.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_04: Get the fuck out of here.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_04: We're doing large-breasted vampire women.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_04: That's why I'm the sandworm.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_04: And there you have it, Resident Evil Village was born.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_00: Cultural history.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_04: This is now a Dune podcast.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_04: Do you need water, Ryan?
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_04: No, I'm fine.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_06: Dry mouth is you you you get hydrated through alcohol.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_06: Alcohol is liquid.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_06: What?
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_00: For the record, because you know, people actually drink water, please.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_00: People should know that alcohol is dehydrating.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_06: And cannabis.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_00: Both of the things.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_06: Both the all of all the good things suck the water out of you.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_06: They literally suck the life out of you.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_00: We also live in a fucking desert right now.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_00: It's literally like 104 degrees outside.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_04: And we don't have a humidifier.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_04: I wish you guys realized how ridiculously parallel we're running to Dune right now.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_04: It's fucking sunk.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, everyone.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_04: Hydrate, wear your still suits, giant sandworms.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_04: So it's time for a fight.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_06: Spike.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_06: That's all I remember.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_06: Spice.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_04: Gotta get that spice.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_04: So it's now time for our fight.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_04: So for those of you who are listening for the first time, this is how fights and high and dry work.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_04: Three round method guaranteed to get you results.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_04: Round one.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_04: Gen X Fight Club bar, these two characters they just punch each other to death.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_04: No shirts, no shoes, no belts.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yada yada yada.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_04: In the basement, everybody.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_06: When he says that, he means the basement of a bar, like where fight club happened.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_06: It's a fight club reference.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_06: But we can't, but it's a not fight club reference because legally we can't reference.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_04: It's a it is a legally similar basement basement.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_04: Legally distinct.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, legally distinct basement.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_04: There's like a moose head on the wall.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_01: That wasn't there.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_04: That wasn't there.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_04: This is a new basement.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_04: Under parody law, we've successfully stolen.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, we always comment on just that generation and yeah, so it's a parody.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, round two then zooms out into a city view where these characters have 24 hours to they know that they have to fight the other one.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_04: They have 24 hours to figure it out.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_04: They could use everything at their disposal, and they can go out and buy a gun if it requires it.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_04: Round enough people buy a gun.
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you should just buy a gun.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_04: Shoot Harry Potter, and it's over.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, that was loud?
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_00: That's not canon for some of them.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_04: And then finally, round three is the same as round two, except this time they get to bring a friend.
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_04: So entering into round one, we've just made it down into the legally distinct basement.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_04: A guy that looks a lot like Brad Pitt but isn't, is explaining the rules.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_04: Meanwhile, Cher, Carl Urban and the rest of the High and Dry crew are upstairs, and it's time to get the fight on.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_04: So round one has just begun.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_04: These two characters, Lady Dimitresque versus Mr.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_04: Krabs, time to punch each other to death.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_04: Cher guest first, who's gonna take it?
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_00: This is such a wild pairing.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_00: Um so I I really don't know an a lot.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_00: I I know that she's a giant vampire woman in a video game.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_00: I don't even know a video game.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_04: In Resident Evil Village.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, she's essentially a horror character.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_04: So because in in in all the most of the Resident Evil games, and I think it's an homage to Silent Hill where you have just that big thing that's gonna kill you, will occasionally cruise through a level.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_04: She is the village's pyramid head or big thing cruising through a level.
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_04: Wesker or Nemesis.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_06: Yes, yes, and she just cruises through and fucks up your day.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_06: Did you remember the frog people from the first Resident Evil when they'd like they'd show up or lickers, you'd see liquors around before you encountered them.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, and you knew it was coming.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_04: It would straight rip off of Silent Hill.
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_06: Silent Hill pioneered a lot of horror videos.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_06: That's what re so many red horror games were born off of what Silent Hill accomplished.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_04: Without a doubt.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_04: And it's it's really sad that the Silent Hill movies suck.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_04: Sean Bean, we're looking at you on that one.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_06: I liked when they ripped the skin off that person.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_06: That was the good scene.
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_06: That was a rough scene.
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_06: Like that was a cool scene.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_04: Whoa, that happened.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that was the best scene of Silent Hill.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_06: It's basically the only thing I remember.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_06: No, it's stuck with you.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_06: They got that right.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_04: But anyway, so sure.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_04: Um who's gonna win?
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I I have to assume that she's a powerful killer and she likes to kill things.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_00: Um I think she's got it.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_00: Mr.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_00: Krabs uh he's a crab.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_00: He is a crab.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_06: But he's an anthropomorphic crab with giant ass claws, pins pincers.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_00: He has his uh intrinsic cartoon powers.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_00: He can withstand a lot of uh well deadly force.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_06: They don't get their theme that much, and I mean a little bit.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_06: But their the theme is really a blank canvas, like where where they don't have anything like that.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_00: Well, this isn't a good one.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_00: And I've gotta go with Lady Demescan.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_00: I still gotta go with I try I try to find something for him, but if that's not part of it, then like he has no fucking chance.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_06: She's gonna crack him open with her thighs.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_04: Just squeeze him until he explodes.
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_04: This isn't my proudest masturbation.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_04: Well, uh, I have some thoughts, but James, uh what do you think?
• 32:35
  SPEAKER_04: What's gonna happen?
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_06: It's it's tough because uh so Krabs was a a vet, right?
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_06: I'm pretty sure Krabs.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_06: He was a naval vet.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_06: He was in the Navy, the underwater navy.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_06: Mr.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_06: Krabs.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_00: I mean that just means he's double qualified.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Mr.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_00: Krabs is in the Navy.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_06: How easy it is to get in the Navy when you're already underwater.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_04: He was a sub he was part of the submersible unit.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_06: Um but uh he's got giant ass pincers, like he's got big claws, and he's sure cut things in half before, but it was in cartoon world.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_06: But if you took those giant pincers into real world, into a basement, he's this giant anthropomorphic, like horrifying terrifying fucking things.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_06: So in the movie, we found out that Spongebob and Patrick are fair are larger than we thought, right?
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_06: I think I think they're fairly large.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_06: So Mr.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_06: Krabs would be like four or five feet tall, and just and then his claws are like almost the full height of his body.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, because uh like my very limited memory of SpongeBob SquarePants when they were depicted in quote real life, it was a literal yellow dish sponge dried star face.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_04: Whenever he pops out of water, he's just the dried little sponge, yeah.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_04: But even the have we seen Mr.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_04: Crabs Out of Water?
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_06: Remember the movie?
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_06: I didn't I can't fully remember the movie because it was so long ago.
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_06: But they were much larger in the movie and like on land.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_04: Um well I I also think that just you know, ripping him out of his world and popping him into a neutral world, yeah, he'll be his relative size.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_04: His relative size.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_04: So So I mean, I I feel like because so I mean they give him that anthropological.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_06: The relative size of interaction in that world.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_06: So everything's about the same size in that world.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_06: Well, granted, even in the SpongeBob world, she would be nine feet tall.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_06: I still think Lady Lady Demetrescu would would beat him.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_06: She's just a killer killer, you know?
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_06: She's a killer killer, and she fights with her, she like murders living things with her hands frequently.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_06: That's like what that's something she the way Mr.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_06: Krabs yells at his employees is how she is how often she kills people.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I went to the SpongeBobedia and uh Mr.
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_04: Krabs weighs in at five ounces.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_06: Okay.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_06: So we're gonna say no, but how does that squirrel?
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_06: There's a squirrel underwater that's the same height as the same.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_00: What are squirrels?
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_00: Like 12 ounces?
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_06: She's not much more.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_06: Oh yeah.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_06: No, she's a chipmunk, that's even smaller.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, she no, she's a squirrel.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_04: She's sandy cheeks.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_04: Uh is she a chipmunk?
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_04: Fuck.
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_04: I think she's a squirrel.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_04: She's a squirrel.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_04: She's a squirrel.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, she's a squirrel.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_04: So, but I think that we get the relative size.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_04: Chipmunk cheeks is a thing, though.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_04: Specifically.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_04: Well, they never figured her out as a character.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_04: Um, but uh squirrel.
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's a squirrel.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, so yeah, this is a squirrel.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_04: Um, but so I think that we give Mr.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_04: Krabs his relative size.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_04: However, Lady D is still nine feet tall in the regular world, so she would still tower over him.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_06: If we compare like average heights of worlds, she's still much higher.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_06: Even if we give Mr.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_06: Krabs like lower than average, because he is shorter than the average height in that world.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_06: If we still give him a little lower than average and we put her relative to average, she's still a monster compared to him.
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_00: But here's the real fucker.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_00: His daughter is a whale, and she's not that much bigger than him.
• 36:20
  SPEAKER_00: What is that?
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_00: This is an unsolvable problem.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_00: We just wasted four minutes of everybody's time.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_02: So here's what I would say.
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_04: Killer instinct.
• 36:29
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I think so.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_04: I think Lady D has a crazy killer instinct.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_04: However, you have Mr.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_04: Krabs, who has a higher than normal constitution.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_04: He is a proven military vet.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_04: Can a just a military vet kill a giant vampire?
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_04: Well, here's what I would say.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_04: Because so in in the Resident Evil Village game, Lady D is eventually defeated technically by a military vet.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_04: However, Mr.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_04: Krabs cannot buy a shotgun.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_04: He might have the first round.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, yeah, there you go.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and so I think that Mr.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_04: Krabs could fit into the role of Resident Evil Village's main character, but he doesn't have a shotgun.
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_04: And without a shotgun, Lady D kills him.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_04: So Lady D.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_04: And yeah, so yeah, I'm gonna have to say I think we're all in agreement, which moves us into round two.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_04: So round two zooms out into a city view.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_04: Both of these characters have just received a manila envelope saying that they have to kill the other one.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_00: It's gonna be so easy for him to open that letter.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_04: So Mr.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_04: Krab snips it open.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_04: Lady D, she has claws, she slips it open.
• 37:39
  SPEAKER_04: It comes into the Krusty Krab's mail slot.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_04: Hey, you have to kill a nine-foot-tall vampire woman with huge I have to kill a woman.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I mean he'd ask how much.
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_04: Like how much is he getting paid, you know?
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_04: But anyway, so it's round two.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_04: We zoomed into City View, they got 24 hours to kill each other.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_04: Um, they can do whatever they have.
• 38:01
  SPEAKER_04: Um, they can buy a gun, they can do whatever the hell it is that Mr.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_04: Crabs or Lady D would do.
• 38:05
  SPEAKER_04: Guests first, Sherra, who's gonna take it?
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so I'm just trying to think about the massive power that is uh a cartoon crab and his element.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_00: Um I guess he has like literally just cut giant things in half, right?
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_00: How often have I seen him get violent?
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_00: If it was for money, he absolutely Yeah, he gets violent over money.
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_00: That is the thing he cares about the most.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_06: They have a motivation.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I mean, yeah, so in this instance they do have a motivation.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_04: We have seen Mr.
• 38:35
  SPEAKER_04: Krabs with a rapier take out an entire graveyard of zombies.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_06: Zombies.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_06: That's true.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_06: He is a inch so he Whoa, hold on a second.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_06: Resident Evil zombie, but Krabs is also a zombie fighter.
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_06: That's interesting.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_04: He does it with a sword, he doesn't even need a gun.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_04: And the whole time he's fucking cracking wise.
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_06: Okay, so that's impressive.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_06: Uh so Krabs is incredibly resourceful, and he's rich, which means he has access to whatever he wants to buy.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_04: Well, Lady D is also very rich.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_04: She's got that big ass fucking castle.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_06: How creative is she with her spent with how she spends that money?
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_06: Because that's what we have to look at.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_04: Pretty much she spends it on Victorian style garments.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_04: Um so her resources don't actually matter in this fight.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_00: She put all her points in charisma.
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_04: She put everything straight into her chest.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_04: And um Yeah, charisma.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_02: She said charisma.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_04: Charisma.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_04: Um, but I would I would say uh so however, when you finally do your final fight with Lady D, uh, she transforms into this giant vampire dragon.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_04: When she's finally cornered, which is capable of flight, ripping off the entire top story of a church cathedral.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_00: Um Well, this is a new developer.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_00: Me, I didn't know she could turn into a dragon.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, well.
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_04: Spoiler warning.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_00: But would crabs be cartoon powerful enough to just chop off the head of a dragon?
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_00: Um, or find a way to infiltrate the dragon's body and destroy the heart or something.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_04: Well, so that's like his only chance at Well, in Resident Evil Village, you do it with minimal ammo, a shotgun and a handgun.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_00: You just take down a dragon?
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you manage to pull it off.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_04: Um so the thing that the main points in charisma.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_04: The pro but the protagonist of Resident Evil Village, he has like a tits on a dragon.
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_04: Almost like donkey and shrek.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_04: Um but the the main character of Resident Evil Village has a healing factor.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_04: And like they fuck him up and he just kind of healed.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_04: Like he holds his hand back on at one point.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_04: Who does?
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_04: The main character of Resident Evil Village.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, so that kind of gives him a distinct edge over your average Mr.
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_06: Krabs, I guess.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_06: Do you have do you use the re do you use the environment and stuff when you're fighting the big dragon?
• 41:15
  SPEAKER_06: You do when you're fighting her daughters.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_06: Well, that's not her daughters.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_06: So so you really only all the only damage you do, you're not like trying to set her up for some kind of environment thing when you're a dragon, you're just straight up fighting her.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_06: Unloading.
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_06: Okay, well, I guess that doesn't.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_04: Well, um, well, so James, what are your thoughts?
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_06: Mr.
• 41:36
  SPEAKER_06: Krabs is in a tough position here because she turns into a dragon.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_06: But Mr.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_06: Krabs also, crabs have a healing ability.
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_06: So that's cool.
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, he's got cartoon healing.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_06: He's got cartoon healing, but also crabs like real crabs, uh, they have regenerative capabilities.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_06: So I mean, I don't know.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_06: Alright.
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_06: Um, from my side of it.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_06: I kind of want to give it to Mr.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_06: Krabs, because he's very he's very clever and resourceful.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_06: Capitalists usually are resourceful.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_00: Let's bring it back.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_00: So I was just thinking, so we're talking about the environments.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_00: If he could, if Mr.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_00: Krabs could bring her into his water, like that would definitely because she's a hunter, she'll go after it.
• 42:19
  SPEAKER_00: Turn the tides.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_04: Um, I would say um that you have so I I was gonna give it to Mr.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_04: Krabs because I see him just seamlessly fitting into the role of a Resident Evil protagonist.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_04: And and so like I feel like if if you placed Lady D into the SpongeBob universe, it'd be ridiculous.
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_04: If you placed Mr.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_04: Krabs into the Resident Evil universe, it would become ridiculous.
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_04: And I so I think because of that, Mr.
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_04: Krabs' theme is overpowering.
• 42:59
  SPEAKER_04: Um and I think that now we have a as he just pulls out his rapier and just fucks up the Resident Evil universe.
• 43:09
  SPEAKER_04: I think he'd use a gun.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_04: Or a gun.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_04: I think he would totally use a gun.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_00: Or he'd just pick up his daughter, a whale, and throw her like a bowling ball, it'd even make the noise and everything.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_06: He doesn't get his daughter as a bowling ball until round round three.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, true, true.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_00: I'm getting ahead of myself here.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, well, so Sherra, uh, final thoughts and a vote.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I absolutely love how we we turn this to uh cartoon madness, you know.
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_00: So I I really I really want to believe in the power of cartoons.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm I'm gonna give this one to Krabs.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, and James?
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Mr.
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_04: Krabs.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_04: Mr.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_04: Krabs, and then myself, uh, yeah, definitely Mr.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_04: Krabs.
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_04: I think that he's just gonna morph the theme.
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_06: Um I would watch the fuck out of it.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_06: If you were a giant crab tearing through a horror landscape, that would be really crazy.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_06: Well, I think the modders need to get on there.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_00: Never mind, that's utroma.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_04: Always comes to featurama.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_00: And then they made that giant weapon.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, well, that brings us into round three.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_04: So Lady D took the round one, um, Mr.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_04: Crabs.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_04: Took round two, and now round three, these characters are still in the city view, but except this time they get to bring a friend.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_04: Guests first, Sarah, who are they gonna bring?
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_04: What's gonna happen?
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_04: Lay it out.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_00: Um I don't know about Lady D.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_00: Who would she bring?
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_04: Her daughters.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_04: I think her only option is her daughters.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_06: Or brides of Dracula kind of daughters.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_00: But she could only bring one.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_00: She'd have to choose how she can choose.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_04: I have a thought.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_04: I have a crazy thought that I think she'd bring Pyramid Head.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_04: I think she'd bring her precursor.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_04: Who's the Or she would bring um one of the previous like she fits into the role of the giant boss that just kind of filters through the level and scares the shit out of you?
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_04: Um I think she'd bring one of them.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_04: Like Nemesis.
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I think she'd bring Nemesis or Pyramid Head, the the godfather of them all.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_06: Well, who's the who's the I just had a fucked up idea?
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_06: Who's the protagonist of Resident Evil Village?
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_04: Uh Nate.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_04: Nathan, yeah.
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_04: He's he's the same protagonist of Resident Evil Biohazard.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_06: Nice.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_06: Okay, so uh she'd bring Nathan.
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_06: Hmm.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_04: Well, so Cheryl, thoughts.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, uh That's a crazy.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_00: I wish I knew more about this um environment.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_00: I really don't.
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_00: Um I imagine if she could call on somebody who is like her equivalent level of strength, like that would be a really strong ally to have.
• 45:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_06: Nemesis has a rocket launcher.
• 45:45
  SPEAKER_06: That too.
• 45:45
  SPEAKER_06: Rocket launchers are pretty effective.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, see, like Resident Evil, they they go between this tug of war of horror and anime.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_04: And they determine by the last game which way they should tug it.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_06: So this one's more horror-y.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_00: More horror-y.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think um with two like strong figures in the Resident Evil World, uh, I don't think his cartoon charm uh will be quite enough.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_00: I think um it's only enough to distract one of them.
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_00: You know, he can only focus so much attention.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_00: He tries to throw his whale daughter as a bowling ball.
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_02: He gets one, but then you still have another one.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_00: The rocket launcher's going for his daughter, and she's already tearing apart a limb and dipping it in some drawn butter.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_04: Girls got to eat.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, so you think that we're gonna see Mr.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_04: Krabs dismembered and he interested.
• 46:44
  SPEAKER_06: Here's what I think.
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_06: I think that she's bringing Nathan.
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_06: I think that she's bringing Nathan, and I think she's going to I think in that way, if you have the protagonist as well as the monster, Resident Evil's theme wins.
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_06: Because now you have a protagonist fighting through horror to get to the monster.
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_06: What if if if the Resident Evil theme wins, what the fuck does Mr.
• 47:11
  SPEAKER_06: Krabs look like?
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_06: What the fuck does anything, any who anyone he brings with him, SpongeBob, what does SpongeBob look like?
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_06: They look like monsters.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 47:21
  SPEAKER_06: And uh if she brings Nathan, Nathan will fight his way through every fucking monster to get to her.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_06: Okay.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's okay.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_06: He has to as the protagonist.
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_04: Well then in that case, I mean, if if you go on that, I mean, and all my argument would do at that point is make him stronger.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_04: I I think then um Lady D is gonna bring Chris Redfield.
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_04: An even more unstoppable protagonist.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, so you're you're we're talking about the Resident Evil where he's got a shopping cart of fucking ammo.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_04: Um flamethrowers, rocket launchers, shit, guns, and a mod that puts everyone in a bikini.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_04: Um well then, so I would say for Resident Evil, because they have that one foot in the anime world, yeah, would overcome the ridiculousness of American cartoons.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_06: The only Because anime are ridiculous, but they're also serious.
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_06: So they can make a cartoon be serious because it it's so up its own ass, where it's like it truly believes in it in its content.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_06: It's like, no, we are serious.
• 48:39
  SPEAKER_06: I don't think you understand.
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_04: Serious, you know, like no, and that's a powerful theme, being up your own theme's ass.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_04: So the only thing that I would offer.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_04: So Nickelodeon, I would say that Mr.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_04: Krabs could potentially bring that's Cartoon Network, uh, Hey Arnold, maybe.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_04: Still not powerful enough of a thing.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, or maybe the grandmother of Hey Arnold.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_06: There would be there would be a uh it would be a very special episode.
• 49:13
  SPEAKER_06: It'd be a PSA about what happens when your grandma dies.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_00: Or a wonderful crossover when grandma gets turned into a vampire.
• 49:24
  SPEAKER_04: Either way, there's gonna be so many large quests.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_04: It's gonna be glorious.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_04: If Mr.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_04: Krabs is on the Cartoon Network side, I'd give him like Samurai Jack or some shit like that, and that might change it.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but not.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_04: But he's on Nickelodeon.
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_04: Um, and so I I don't think Nickelodeon is because Nickelodeon gave itself halfway over to live action bullshit because it was trying to be Disney.
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_04: So I don't think the Nickelodeon um power can overcreat.
• 49:54
  SPEAKER_04: From all powerful.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_04: So Keenan has the ability to come up with a plan and then it never works.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_04: So but he learns a valuable lesson.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_04: He learns a lesson.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_04: So he learned a lesson as this crap is being ripped apart.
• 50:11
  SPEAKER_04: He's like, whoa, I'm out of here.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_06: And then and then the and then the theme plays as he walks out the door.
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, here you go.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_00: As you hear the crack of his leg dislocating, I think I learned a valuable lesson.
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_04: And we discard every child.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_04: Um then uh share a final thoughts in the book.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_00: Um I think Team Resident Evil has got this one in the bag.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_00: I I really like James's idea of pitting the protagonist um and using a very unusual dynamic for what we usually talk about on this, but um still getting very effective results.
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I think that's like classic espionage to use the to use your opponent to do your dirty work.
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_06: Right?
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_06: There's no way to get a grizzled vet who's who's murdering his way through monsters into Spongebob's universe.
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_06: It's a s because because you take because you take control of a character like that, I think its universe is more personal and influencing.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_06: You get more immersed in the storyline of Resident Evil than you do immersed in the world of Spongebob.
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_06: Even when I'm high, I can't get that immersed in a cartoon world.
• 51:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and I I would say, like, again, like round two, Krabs took it.
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_04: But then as soon as you use a either a Resident Evil protagonist or another one of the Resident Evil bad bosses, it overpowers it.
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 51:47
  SPEAKER_04: Um, I mean, if if she brought like if she went with big guns and brought Chris Redfield or if she brought Pyramid Head, this is done.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_04: It's a done deal.
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_04: Um, especially if the Silent New Hill universe got involved.
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_04: I think that particular universe, because they spent so much time on the universe versus the characters, it would just bulldoze over everything.
• 52:07
  SPEAKER_06: It's too bad.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_06: I it's too bad I don't think Spongebob's universe could take it because it'd be hilarious to see them go up at the SpongeBob universe.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_06: I'd watch it.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_06: That'd be fucking bananas to watch.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, for at least 15 minutes upon.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, for sure.
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_06: Alright, well.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_06: But I don't I I can't imagine what that those interactions would be like.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_06: I can't imagine.
• 52:29
  SPEAKER_06: They'd have to do some like totally wacky off-the-wall shit.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_06: And I can't predict what what I have no prediction on what would happen if the SpongeBob artists decided to put a vampire giant lady who's trying to kill Mr.
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_06: Krabs, and and some person from the surface is going around being like, Wow, this fucking village of monsters.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_04: The last statement I would say though, is we do have a little bit of precedence.
• 52:54
  SPEAKER_04: The hash slinging slasher.
• 52:57
  SPEAKER_04: I don't remember that one.
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_04: That that's like the most famous Well, so a Spongebob is working the night shift at The Krusty Crab, and he hears tell of the hash slinging slasher, um, which is like a murderer with a spatula for a hand, um, who goes around killing you know fucking fry cooks.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, but then you also have Davy Jones who shows up as this massive fucking ghost, yeah, and they just talk him into absurdity.
• 53:24
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_00: But all the bad guys in SpongeBob never actually end up being bad guys.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_00: They're just like, oh, I lost my way and now I'm a silly fish.
• 53:32
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, meanwhile, yeah, Lady D wants to sacrifice Mr.
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_04: Krabs.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_06: I just don't see that translating.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_04: I I think that I think that her universe would eventually because of the anime aspect and because of the people that she could bring to it, I think that she'd eventually bulldoze over him.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_06: Cartoon silliness can exist in the Resident Evil universe.
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_06: We've seen a level of absurd stupidity of like a cartoon universe in some Resident Evil's.
• 54:00
  SPEAKER_06: Resident Evil 5, I'm looking at you.
• 54:02
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_06: But Lady D occupies that space where they realize that maybe that wasn't the way to go.
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_06: Her theme could never translate into Spongebob, but SpongeBob's dumb silliness could get into some Resident Evil.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_04: And then be seen it.
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_04: Well, so then if I'm hearing everything right, we're voting for Lady D in round three.
• 54:23
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 54:23
  SPEAKER_04: Alright.
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_04: So Lady D takes it.
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_04: Two out of three.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_04: Um, congratulations, Lady Dimitresk.
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_04: You're moving on into the finals.
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_04: Way to boob.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, wait a boob.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_04: Um, Lady D's moving on to the finals.
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_04: She'll be going up against the winner of Austin Powers and Beetlejuice.
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_04: And you can catch Austin Powers versus Beetlejuice next week.
• 54:46
  SPEAKER_04: That is going to be Sunday, the that's Apple.
• 54:53
  SPEAKER_04: What is today, the ninth?
• 54:55
  SPEAKER_00: Today's the ninth.
• 54:55
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's 11th.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_06: The 11th?
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_06: Wow, we're so bad at dates every day.
• 55:01
  SPEAKER_06: We're terrible at dates.
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_06: We got I I rely on my phone for so much.
• 55:04
  SPEAKER_06: So today's the 9th.
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_06: So Sunday's the 11th.
• 55:08
  SPEAKER_06: So you said next Sunday?
• 55:09
  SPEAKER_06: Next Sunday will be the 18th.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, so on the 18th, look out for Austin Powers versus Beetlejuice.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_04: And then eventually that winner will go up against Lady D.
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_04: Jesus Christ.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_04: We'll figure this out.
• 55:21
  SPEAKER_04: So, Sherra, thank you so much for joining us.
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, of course.
• 55:25
  SPEAKER_00: Good to be back.
• 55:25
  SPEAKER_04: It's always great having you on.
• 55:28
  SPEAKER_04: Easily one of my favorites.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_04: That's the only time that we'll be talking about the immortal sandworms and whatnot.
• 55:35
  SPEAKER_06: Well, we're gonna be talking about it more because now I want to see this fucking movie.
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_06: I want to learn more about Dune.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_00: I also want to throw it out there.
• 55:43
  SPEAKER_00: There's totally a sandworm in SpongeBob.
• 55:45
  SPEAKER_00: How do we know it's not the same one as the one from Dune?
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_00: Are we just traversing all the universes?
• 55:49
  SPEAKER_00: And we we've come to a great universal truth.
• 55:52
  SPEAKER_06: Sandworms and Beetlejuice, also.
• 55:54
  SPEAKER_00: The sandworms were with the timeless sand god worms were with us all along.
• 55:58
  SPEAKER_04: They're everywhere.
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_04: And and also they're a metaphor for our fathers.
• 56:04
  SPEAKER_04: What is happening right now?
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_04: Dads are everywhere.
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_04: God damn it, Dad.
• 56:11
  SPEAKER_02: Dad's been popular for thousands of years.
• 56:15
  SPEAKER_04: So uh so listeners at home, make sure call your fathers timeless sandworms that they are.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_04: Tell them, fuck off, dad.
• 56:23
  SPEAKER_04: I don't want your suicide.
• 56:25
  SPEAKER_04: I don't want to take over your empire.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_04: Fuck you.
• 56:28
  SPEAKER_06: It made you want to kill yourself.
• 56:29
  SPEAKER_06: Why would you do this to me?
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_06: So there you are.
• 56:32
  SPEAKER_06: Here's to dad's dad's everywhere.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_06: Cheers.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_06: Hold on.
• 56:36
  SPEAKER_06: Cheers.
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_05: Should you want your own head or are you good?
• 56:39
  SPEAKER_06: We got a party to go to later, so she was like, I want to take a chill.
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we gotta chill.
• 56:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 56:44
  SPEAKER_04: Time dry as an after party.
• 56:47
  SPEAKER_04: So again, Sarah, thank you so much.
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_04: Sarah.
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_04: Sarah, where can we find you?
• 56:53
  SPEAKER_00: We're all overstimulated.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_00: This stream is brand new.
• 56:55
  SPEAKER_00: You know, it's been we we took a little break from podcasting.
• 56:59
  SPEAKER_00: Um yeah.
• 56:59
  SPEAKER_00: So thinking about it more as well.
• 57:01
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm beginning to suspect that these substances we're putting in our body are in impairing our ability to do things.
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_06: What?
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_06: Oh no.
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_06: Hold on.
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_06: Someone's just we should get a surgeon general on this.
• 57:15
  SPEAKER_03: You just gotta consult the same work.
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_03: Rule of three, rule of three.
• 57:21
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but uh so gotta get back into uh socials.
• 57:24
  SPEAKER_00: Not big on them, but uh mostly on Twitter.
• 57:26
  SPEAKER_00: You can find me at crosssh8.
• 57:29
  SPEAKER_00: Um I'm part of the Hundred Devs community.
• 57:31
  SPEAKER_00: You can also check them out.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_00: They're on Twitch with Learn with Leon, they're on Discord, we're everywhere.
• 57:37
  SPEAKER_00: Um if you want to learn how to code, or just learn about a bunch of cool people in our community.
• 57:43
  SPEAKER_00: That's usually where I spend my time.
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_00: Awesome.
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_04: Well, 100 devs the 100 devs, check it out.
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_06: James, where can you find us?
• 57:51
  SPEAKER_06: Uh you can find us at high and drive podcast.com.
• 57:55
  SPEAKER_06: You can find us or you can find Ryan at Ryan.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_06: Is that that's the thing?
• 57:59
  SPEAKER_06: Just go to the fucking link tree.
• 58:00
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, we got a link tree now.
• 58:02
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• 58:04
  SPEAKER_06: Just go to Instagram or Twitter.
• 58:06
  SPEAKER_04: The thing about it remember it's high and dry podcast, and you'll fucking find us.
• 58:14
  SPEAKER_04: It's an N.
• 58:15
  SPEAKER_04: Damn it! That fucking N.
• 58:17
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, so cheers, everybody.
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_04: So thank you for listening.
• 58:21
  SPEAKER_04: We'll catch you next week.
• 58:22
  SPEAKER_04: We got um Austin Powers versus Beetlejuice.
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_04: Um, thank you to our new stream.
• 58:27
  SPEAKER_04: Appreciate you guys stopping by.
• 58:29
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• 58:31
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• 58:32
  SPEAKER_04: Bye.
• 58:33
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