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Whackhead's alter ego 'Jennifer' has this man singing a tune · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Here is another world famous.
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  Speaker 3: Crank car from Darren.
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  Speaker 4: Wackhead Something six exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 5: Sure it's it's been chaotic yea with Auntie Judy show
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  Speaker 5: into the everybody is just like I think, people just
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  Speaker 5: coming up off of the streets to take photos and
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  Speaker 5: they're barging the way in here.
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  Speaker 2: I don't blame them.
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  Speaker 4: When are you gonna see aunt Queen Judy is here, come.
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  Speaker 5: On, beautiful to see. Okay, so here we go.
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  Speaker 4: Let's let's let's do what we do. All right? Are
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  Speaker 4: you ready for a bit of Jennifer? What a Thursday spoil?
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  Speaker 4: You're ready for Jennifer?
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  Speaker 5: So, Jennifer is one of my alter egos that I
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  Speaker 5: play when I go into these American chatrooms. Okay, these
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  Speaker 5: are chatrooms in America. Let your phone a number, and
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  Speaker 5: you leave an advert for yourself and then you choose
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  Speaker 5: your preference.
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  Speaker 4: And I always go in as as Jennifer. When is Jennifer
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  Speaker 4: going to find a man a heart blonde?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's Jennifer's going to finally settle down because she
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  Speaker 1: stays in these lonely.
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  Speaker 5: Hard check grooms and and that that's the thing, is
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  Speaker 5: she has always a particular thing that she likes, and
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  Speaker 5: you need to be able to do that.
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  Speaker 4: And some people are just not up to scratch.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and look it's it's all clean. So it's just
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  Speaker 5: I want to see what I can get these guys
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  Speaker 5: to do. All right, guys, this is us.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to lift a moment. You'll record a brief, public,
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  Speaker 1: outgoing message that all the other callers will hear at
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  Speaker 1: the tone start speaking. When done, hit the pound key
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  Speaker 1: so I can play it back to you for your approval.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, my name's Jennifer.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a hot blonde and I'm looking for hot guys
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  Speaker 2: to chat too.
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  Speaker 5: Hi. My name's Jennifer.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a hot burn and I'm looking for hot guys
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  Speaker 4: to check.
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  Speaker 1: To To repeat, press one to re record, Press two
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  Speaker 1: to confirm and continue, Press three to cancel and continue.
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  Speaker 1: Press four they excuse me. Here's a message from someone
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  Speaker 1: who wants to talk to you live one on one.
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  Speaker 3: Hi Jennifer, and let's chat. I'd love to chat with you.
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  Speaker 1: To hear that message again, press one to respond to
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  Speaker 1: this message. To block, go ahead, You're connected. When done,
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  Speaker 1: dial operator, say hello, Hi, Ron, Hi, how are you.
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  Speaker 4: I'm good. It's Jennifer.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, Jennifer.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, nice to talk to you, Ron.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what did you want to talk about?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Well, what what do you look like?
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  Speaker 5: Well?
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  Speaker 3: I'm five ten, yeah, I weigh one hundred and sixty pounds. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I have blonde hair, blue eyes, I have a goatee.
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  Speaker 3: And what did you want to know anymore?
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  Speaker 4: No, that's fine? How old are you? Run?
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  Speaker 5: Well?
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  Speaker 3: How old are you me?
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  Speaker 4: I'm twenty five.
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  Speaker 3: You're twenty five. Yeah, I'm forty. I'm forty two.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's perfect.
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  Speaker 1: No you like that?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I don't like young guys.
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  Speaker 3: I love ladies. I love to treat some mice and
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  Speaker 3: make them happy.
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  Speaker 4: What do you do for a living? Run?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I do or dogics and prosthetics, artificial arms and legs.
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  Speaker 3: So you're a doctor, No, no, no, no, I'm in distribution.
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  Speaker 3: I'm an a doctor. So sweetie, tell me what here
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  Speaker 3: on this line?
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  Speaker 2: I'm five foot six, I've got blonde, blonde hair, blue eyes,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm very athletic.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What do you what are you wearing?
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  Speaker 4: You know what? I want to be a singer, Ron,
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  Speaker 4: I want to be a singer.
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  Speaker 3: You want to be a singer?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I love singing. Gets me gets me hot. Singing.
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  Speaker 3: Singing gets you hot?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Can you sing? Do you know that?
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  Speaker 2: You know what a lady called Adele?
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  Speaker 4: You know her song someone like you? Do you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I've heard that before.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Ron, I want you to sing that to me
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  Speaker 2: because that'll make me really hot.
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  Speaker 4: Come on, sing it to me wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I never mind love find someone like you. I
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  Speaker 3: wish nothing but success for you. The lyrics don't forget
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  Speaker 3: me not rhythm I best. Okay, that's enough saying sweet.
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  Speaker 4: It's getting me so hot.
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  Speaker 1: Rung Yeah, but.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, it doesn't give me hot.
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  Speaker 4: Seem to be wrong?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I remember you said sometimes it last and love
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  Speaker 3: sometimes it hurts instead.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Run, that was awful. It's not working. Run sing
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  Speaker 2: me something from Whitney Houston. I will always love.
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  Speaker 4: You go now, will always love you.
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  Speaker 3: Again, crowl You're wiping me out here, girl, and.
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  Speaker 2: We'll always love you. Keep going, Run, keep going sing
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  Speaker 2: me summing from Taylor Swift.
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  Speaker 4: Run Taylor Swift.
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  Speaker 3: We are never never ever getting back together. We are
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  Speaker 3: never ever ever getting back again, ever ever getting back again.
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  Speaker 3: You are never ever getting back again. Keep going, Run,
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  Speaker 3: We're never ever ever getting back together again.
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  Speaker 4: Keep going.
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  Speaker 3: We are never ever, ever, never ever ever getting back
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  Speaker 3: together again ever again. I was packed together.
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  Speaker 2: Ron. I just need one more song, please, just whatever
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  Speaker 2: song you want to sing, just sing it.
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  Speaker 3: Go yeah. When I was a little baby, baby long
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  Speaker 3: we live rockby in the cradle. What in the mole
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  Speaker 3: on the fields? Have home?
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  Speaker 4: Keep it going.
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  Speaker 3: Down and leave Canada?
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  Speaker 1: Go?
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  Speaker 3: Ron, Yes, about a mile and Texas can Ron in
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  Speaker 3: the mole? Huh you did you?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I did run Ron. I just have to ask you.
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  Speaker 5: Do you enjoy it? Do you like it? Ron?
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  Speaker 4: He gave a show shame.
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  Speaker 2: He went through all the hits.
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  Speaker 4: What did you?
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  Speaker 5: Sherlin A lady never tells he was googling the lyrics,
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  Speaker 5: but he had no idea of the tune. I got
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  Speaker 5: confused many times. The chat line goodness me yeah, yeah,