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- 0:01Speaker 1: Welcome to Stuff you Should Know from how Stuff Works
- 0:04Speaker 1: dot com. Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh
- 0:13Speaker 1: Clark with me as always as Charles W. Chuck Bryant
- 0:16Speaker 1: as if you're surprised. Uh, and that makes this stuff
- 0:19Speaker 1: you should know, right, Chuck, Yes, we are here, Josh,
- 0:22Speaker 1: and uh can we talk about prisons? Now? We can
- 0:25Speaker 1: talk about prisons. Remember in the Presidential Pardons episode, I
- 0:29Speaker 1: was talking about how people have been calling for President
- 0:31Speaker 1: Obama to reduced to basically issue a blanket pardon for
- 0:34Speaker 1: people who are convicted under the mandatory minimums for crack
- 0:38Speaker 1: where there's a huge disparity, and I said it was
- 0:41Speaker 1: like five to one. It's actually it was I think, um,
- 0:43Speaker 1: a hundred and eighty to one disparity. Right, boy got
- 0:46Speaker 1: that one wrong, did well? He did it like pretty
- 0:49Speaker 1: much as we were recording that he signed this law.
- 0:53Speaker 1: Congress was passing this law that reduced the mandatory minimum
- 0:58Speaker 1: and basically, in a effect, overturned the sentences of first
- 1:01Speaker 1: time offenders who are convicted and we're given these five
- 1:05Speaker 1: years and anybody who was convicted under the old mandatory
- 1:08Speaker 1: minimum laws. So there's gonna be a lot of people
- 1:11Speaker 1: coming out of prison looking for crack. Well, that's one
- 1:14Speaker 1: argument that's not very fair to say. No, it's not.
- 1:17Speaker 1: But I mean, isn't that kind of the the way
- 1:19Speaker 1: that Americans and probably people in general view prisoners. It's like,
- 1:23Speaker 1: you did something wrong, so you deserve to be where
- 1:25Speaker 1: you are. But that's without having any real concept of
- 1:29Speaker 1: what prison is like. I mean, I know I don't
- 1:32Speaker 1: want to be in prison. Have you ever seen the
- 1:35Speaker 1: movie An Innocent Man? Remember we talked about that Tom Selleck,
- 1:39Speaker 1: very scary scene. That was it for me. I was like,
- 1:42Speaker 1: I don't ever want to go to prison ever. Um.
- 1:45Speaker 1: But that's about all I knew about it until we
- 1:47Speaker 1: started researching for this very robust podcast on how prison works.
- 1:54Speaker 1: So Chuck, um, I guess Apparently when this article was
- 1:58Speaker 1: written by Grabanowski, it was I think two thousand five
- 2:02Speaker 1: ish or that was the latest stats he had, and
- 2:04Speaker 1: it said he said that there were like more than
- 2:06Speaker 1: two million people in prison, right, and it's actually decreased. Yeah,
- 2:10Speaker 1: I've got one point six million at the end of
- 2:12Speaker 1: oh nine. But when I look at these stats there,
- 2:16Speaker 1: they're all kinds of stats. Um. You know, one in
- 2:19Speaker 1: thirty one adults is in the correction system, but that
- 2:21Speaker 1: includes jail, prison, probation, and supervision. So they narrowed that
- 2:26Speaker 1: down to only in prison. One and every one hundred
- 2:29Speaker 1: Americans is in prison. I know. And that crazy. Did
- 2:33Speaker 1: you see what fair state topped the list for the
- 2:36Speaker 1: most number of adults in prison? That's right, Georgia, Georgia
- 2:39Speaker 1: one in thirteen people, one in thirteen adults, and Georgia's
- 2:42Speaker 1: in the correctional system. That's crazy. Yeah, we live in
- 2:46Speaker 1: a state of criminals. Either that or some like a
- 2:49Speaker 1: real police state, one of the two. Uh yeah, I'm
- 2:52Speaker 1: not gonna comment on that, said, Chuck, we should probably
- 2:54Speaker 1: calm down. Let's settle down here. Let's talk about prison.
- 2:58Speaker 1: Prisons a deterrent, it the punishment, and it's hopefully there's
- 3:03Speaker 1: increasingly it's becoming a place of reform and rehabilitation. We'll
- 3:07Speaker 1: talk about that a little bit um. But in the US,
- 3:11Speaker 1: there's pretty much three three types of security levels for prison, right, yeah,
- 3:17Speaker 1: with one extra little added measure that we'll talk about.
- 3:20Speaker 1: It's a big extra though. Yeah, you got a minimum,
- 3:23Speaker 1: you got medium, and you've got of course everyone's favorite
- 3:26Speaker 1: maximum security prisons and uh minimums security prison were we're
- 3:32Speaker 1: mainly going to cover maximum because that's really the most interesting.
- 3:35Speaker 1: Even though I think they said like only or in max,
- 3:38Speaker 1: is that right? Well, according to the two thousand five stats,
- 3:43Speaker 1: but um, minimum is more like like a college campus
- 3:46Speaker 1: that kind of thing. It's like that weekend that you
- 3:48Speaker 1: did orientation at the college you eventually went to. I
- 3:51Speaker 1: would think that's like minimum security prison, right, uh, And
- 3:55Speaker 1: that's definitely non violent offenders with pretty clean criminal records,
- 3:59Speaker 1: or may be you've served time in a medium and
- 4:02Speaker 1: you were really good and they were like, yeah, let's
- 4:03Speaker 1: bump this dude down to maximum a minimum. Yeah, right, right,
- 4:07Speaker 1: then you've got medium, and that's the one that actually
- 4:10Speaker 1: you you would see most um on like television shows
- 4:14Speaker 1: or something, people think that's maximum, But when you see
- 4:17Speaker 1: prisoners able to like move around and play cards and
- 4:19Speaker 1: stuff like that, that's generally medium from what I understand. Right. Yeah,
- 4:23Speaker 1: they have like dorm room style accommodations a lot of
- 4:25Speaker 1: times with you know, eight or ten guys to a room.
- 4:28Speaker 1: Um and like you said, the little social day rooms
- 4:30Speaker 1: where they hang out and trade cigarettes and like on oz. Yeah,
- 4:34Speaker 1: exactly do horrific things to one. We'll get to that too. Uh.
- 4:39Speaker 1: And then of course the granddaddy of them all is
- 4:41Speaker 1: the maximum security prison. These are the violent offenders, guys
- 4:46Speaker 1: that have escaped or tried to escape. We're gonna say
- 4:49Speaker 1: guys a lot. Yes, I think less than ten percent
- 4:51Speaker 1: of the prison population is female. So it's not like
- 4:55Speaker 1: we're not trying to give the ladies their due. We
- 4:56Speaker 1: know you can do awful things as well, so props
- 4:59Speaker 1: to you, but we're gonna say dudes a lot. Well,
- 5:02Speaker 1: there's and then there's a subcategory that it was pretty rare. Um.
- 5:06Speaker 1: That came about in nine three at the maximum security
- 5:11Speaker 1: prison in um Marion, Illinois I think not Juliet Marian
- 5:16Speaker 1: right um. Two guards were murdered in two separate incidents
- 5:20Speaker 1: on the same day and the prison went into lockdown,
- 5:23Speaker 1: which bad coincidence. Is that what they called it, and
- 5:26Speaker 1: that's what I call it. The prison went into lockdown,
- 5:29Speaker 1: which is where you're in your cell all day, you
- 5:32Speaker 1: can't move around, you can't do anything, you have no
- 5:34Speaker 1: freedom of movement. Um. And it remained in that state
- 5:37Speaker 1: ever since. So it basically gave birth to the super
- 5:40Speaker 1: max prison, right uh. And since then a lot of
- 5:44Speaker 1: prisons have been opened as super max prisons during a
- 5:47Speaker 1: state of lockdown, And if it sounds a bit familiar,
- 5:50Speaker 1: basically the entire prison is a series of solitary confinements
- 5:55Speaker 1: there the whole. Yeah, they call it officially, it's called
- 5:57Speaker 1: Security Housing Unit and s h U, but everyone calls
- 6:00Speaker 1: it the whole, just like in the movies. And as
- 6:03Speaker 1: far as prisons go, solitary confinement and then especially supermax
- 6:07Speaker 1: is extremely controversial, right. Um. Solitary confinement originally was created
- 6:13Speaker 1: in eighteen thirty by a warden and a prison in
- 6:16Speaker 1: Pennsylvania with the lofty goal of giving a convict nothing
- 6:21Speaker 1: but time to contemplate what he'd done, the bad thing
- 6:25Speaker 1: that he'd done. I think anything that was supposed in
- 6:28Speaker 1: eighteen thirty is a good way to punish people. You
- 6:30Speaker 1: might want to review that notion again here. And so, yeah,
- 6:34Speaker 1: they basically found out that actually these are they don't
- 6:38Speaker 1: sit around and think about all the bad they've done.
- 6:40Speaker 1: They kind of go nuts, and not just kind of
- 6:42Speaker 1: go nuts, They go clinically insane as anybody would, right,
- 6:46Speaker 1: or they go in sort of insane and they really
- 6:48Speaker 1: go off the deep ends. Right. Because prison has also
- 6:51Speaker 1: and still remains used to um, how is the mentally
- 6:53Speaker 1: ill at times, not as much or as overtly as before,
- 6:57Speaker 1: but still you find the insane in prisons, right. Um.
- 7:02Speaker 1: The other problem with a super max facility, besides the
- 7:05Speaker 1: fact that it amounts to torture, psychological or otherwise, is that, um,
- 7:11Speaker 1: these things, these places are reserved for the worst of
- 7:14Speaker 1: the worst, supposedly, and in any given state there's a
- 7:18Speaker 1: couple maybe of the worst of the worst. But a
- 7:20Speaker 1: super max prison may have a couple hundred cells. Yeah,
- 7:24Speaker 1: you gotta fill the cells somehow, so you have relatively
- 7:28Speaker 1: minor offenses or convicts, um going into super max prisons,
- 7:34Speaker 1: the killing themselves in a really horrible way. Yeah, this
- 7:37Speaker 1: is a big build up in the nineties. I think
- 7:38Speaker 1: they said by the end of the decade and of
- 7:41Speaker 1: the nineties that um, thirty different states had a super
- 7:45Speaker 1: max prison. Well, and you said that each state only
- 7:48Speaker 1: has a handful of dudes that even qualify. So, like
- 7:51Speaker 1: you said, they get put in there, they kind of
- 7:53Speaker 1: go through a zoocosis of sorts, like weird behavior like
- 7:57Speaker 1: the bears walking in circles. Um, except way way worse, way,
- 8:00Speaker 1: way worse. This one guy in Wisconsin, he was a
- 8:03Speaker 1: sixteen year old car thief. Another guy, twenty year old
- 8:07Speaker 1: David Tracy, hanged himself in a Virginia supermax and he
- 8:11Speaker 1: was nineteen and he had been there for two and
- 8:13Speaker 1: a half years for selling drugs. No, he'd been there
- 8:15Speaker 1: for a year and he had a two and a
- 8:16Speaker 1: half year sentence and he still hung himself. He couldn't
- 8:18Speaker 1: even make it a year, Kim halfway into a two
- 8:21Speaker 1: and a half year sentence because he was immediately put
- 8:23Speaker 1: in solitary confinement. Um, and then it gets worse. Apparently,
- 8:27Speaker 1: UM people have um been known to swallow razor blades.
- 8:31Speaker 1: One guy uh In in Indiana super max prison choked
- 8:35Speaker 1: himself to death with a washcloth, and another guy, twenty
- 8:38Speaker 1: one year old mentally ill prisoner in that same prison
- 8:42Speaker 1: set himself on fire and later died from those wounds. Yeah.
- 8:46Speaker 1: The good news, though, my friend, is that UM, a
- 8:50Speaker 1: lot of supermaxes have been downgraded since then, Like the
- 8:53Speaker 1: current trend is to downgrade your supermax to regular max.
- 8:57Speaker 1: So they're kind of getting the message a little bit
- 8:59Speaker 1: that we'd really don't need that to this many super
- 9:01Speaker 1: max presents. Yeah, apparently the nineties were bad. Yeah, but
- 9:04Speaker 1: there's only one federal supermax only one, which one a
- 9:10Speaker 1: d X in Florence, Colorado. A d X Florence. But
- 9:14Speaker 1: like you said, it's mostly on the state level. That's
- 9:16Speaker 1: for like the really really bad tax evaders. I imagine
- 9:20Speaker 1: a d X is not the kind of place you
- 9:22Speaker 1: want to take a tour. I wouldn't think that the
- 9:24Speaker 1: single federal supermax is not the kind of place you
- 9:26Speaker 1: want to be. It's a chuck, You buddy, have just
- 9:58Speaker 1: been popped, say, growing marijuana indoors, You're going to prison.
- 10:04Speaker 1: Let's come to terms with that, Okay, okay. Um, there's
- 10:08Speaker 1: a couple of ways that you actually get to prison, right, yeah,
- 10:13Speaker 1: and there as follows. You can take a taxi, which
- 10:16Speaker 1: apparently is more routine than we would imagine. I had
- 10:19Speaker 1: no idea. Um, you can be dropped off by a
- 10:21Speaker 1: friend or family member. That's what I would choose, as
- 10:24Speaker 1: in I think that's what Edward Norton. I'd have my
- 10:28Speaker 1: mom take me. Do you drop me off at prison? Right? Well?
- 10:31Speaker 1: And um, you can also take the prison bus. Right
- 10:34Speaker 1: It's called the diesel to Diesel tour because they'll you know,
- 10:37Speaker 1: it's a prison bus. It's not like some luxury greyhound uh,
- 10:41Speaker 1: bus liner. You know how nice as greyhounds are. Oh yeah,
- 10:44Speaker 1: they're nice. It's not like that, you know that it's
- 10:47Speaker 1: kind of cramped and nasty and smelly and it sounds
- 10:50Speaker 1: like a a locker room on wheels. Well not just that.
- 10:54Speaker 1: They you go take yourself to the sheriff's department and, um,
- 10:58Speaker 1: you know, curse your family member for not being like, really,
- 11:01Speaker 1: couldn't just take me the rest of the way to
- 11:02Speaker 1: the prison. Um. So you get to the sheriff's department
- 11:06Speaker 1: and you basically just wait there for the prison bus
- 11:08Speaker 1: to come pick you up. And then you know, you
- 11:10Speaker 1: stop at sheriff's department, after Sheriff's department, after Sheriff's department.
- 11:13Speaker 1: That's the insulting part. Yeah, You're like, all right, can
- 11:15Speaker 1: I go to prison? Can I just start this please?
- 11:17Speaker 1: And they're like, well, we gotta make six stops from
- 11:19Speaker 1: the way. Just hold on and the bus is going
- 11:21Speaker 1: to break down in exactly a minute. We're gonna go
- 11:23Speaker 1: pick up your future boyfriend first, so chuck. You um,
- 11:29Speaker 1: finally get to prison, right, thank god, those cookies that
- 11:33Speaker 1: your mom gave you have been taken away from you.
- 11:36Speaker 1: I mean just immediately you didn't even get to eat one.
- 11:38Speaker 1: They're chowing down on those, the guards are. And you
- 11:40Speaker 1: have a new moniker. You have a new name, a
- 11:43Speaker 1: new catch all name that describes you as a newly
- 11:47Speaker 1: inducted prisoner. You're a fish. Yeah, yeah, just like in
- 11:51Speaker 1: the movies. You know a lot of this. I thought,
- 11:52Speaker 1: that's just like in the movies. And it is just
- 11:55Speaker 1: like in the movies because they know a lot about prison.
- 11:57Speaker 1: So why would you make a prison movie that was
- 12:00Speaker 1: completely unrealistic right when you can make the real deal
- 12:02Speaker 1: and it's very compelling. Yeah, and we'll talk about movies too,
- 12:05Speaker 1: But yes, you are a fish, Josh. You're all your
- 12:08Speaker 1: stuff is taken and cataloged, hopefully kept. We'll get to
- 12:12Speaker 1: that later as well. Some of it might be lost
- 12:14Speaker 1: along the way. Uh. You are allowed to bring in
- 12:17Speaker 1: like your reading glasses and maybe a few books. No cookies,
- 12:20Speaker 1: no cookies, you're legal papers if you you know, were
- 12:23Speaker 1: into that. And so you're you're processed, right, and you're
- 12:25Speaker 1: actually processed often in full view of other cons in
- 12:30Speaker 1: the fish tank. And they call it, yeah, they call
- 12:32Speaker 1: it the fish tank because all the guys who are
- 12:33Speaker 1: already in prison can sit there and watch right. Um,
- 12:37Speaker 1: but they keep you segregated for about thirty days or more.
- 12:41Speaker 1: You had no idea what was that long? I didn't either.
- 12:43Speaker 1: I thought they allowsed you. They sprayed you at the
- 12:46Speaker 1: fire hose, gave you an orange jumpsuit and threw you
- 12:48Speaker 1: in there. That's what I imagine. But yeah, no, for
- 12:50Speaker 1: thirty days you're basically segregated. I imagine what the other
- 12:53Speaker 1: fellas on the diesel tour you know, and um, you
- 12:57Speaker 1: are assigned a job most likely, but you're about fish
- 13:00Speaker 1: tank like you're on full display. Like for thirty days,
- 13:03Speaker 1: dudes are sizing you up. Well, Like in Shaw Shank
- 13:07Speaker 1: when they took bets on who was going to be
- 13:09Speaker 1: the first gut, first fish to break down and cry
- 13:13Speaker 1: that first night, it was that fat guy broke down
- 13:16Speaker 1: and cry, and then he got beaten and bad things
- 13:20Speaker 1: happen to him. I always confused that. In the Green Mile,
- 13:23Speaker 1: I didn't like that one. No, Sean Shank was definitely better,
- 13:25Speaker 1: but I often confused scenes they were shot almost exactly
- 13:29Speaker 1: the same. Yeah, I agreed. So, uh, once you get
- 13:33Speaker 1: out of your fish tank, you get your cell assignment,
- 13:37Speaker 1: you may get your job right and again for about
- 13:40Speaker 1: ten cents an hour. That's what you're paid. You should
- 13:43Speaker 1: I read the letter real quick. There's actually a site
- 13:46Speaker 1: on the web called prison talk dot com, and it's
- 13:49Speaker 1: not as hot as you would think now, but you
- 13:51Speaker 1: can go to forums there and read x cons and
- 13:54Speaker 1: maybe even some current cons if you have internet access
- 13:56Speaker 1: and like a minimum security talk about things on these
- 14:00Speaker 1: is in forms. So I found a letter of I
- 14:02Speaker 1: was digging around about jobs, and this one guy said
- 14:04Speaker 1: the worst job he had was being a dorm janitor.
- 14:07Speaker 1: He got paid forty cents a day. This is not
- 14:10Speaker 1: by the hour. Forty cents a day, five days a week.
- 14:14Speaker 1: There were four dorms total, about sixty guys in each,
- 14:17Speaker 1: two bathrooms in each. You don't want to have a
- 14:20Speaker 1: salaried prison job as a convict. I'm not sure if
- 14:23Speaker 1: that hit home. Sixty guys sharing two bathrooms and this
- 14:26Speaker 1: guy was in charge of cleaning that on a daily basis.
- 14:29Speaker 1: I do appreciate you repeating that. So he swept off
- 14:32Speaker 1: in he said he kept the dorm rooms clean. You've
- 14:35Speaker 1: never seen a battleground of chaos until you've seen a
- 14:37Speaker 1: bathroom after thirty guys take a shower, mud dirt, torn, tissue,
- 14:42Speaker 1: blue State soap, so I guess they get SOAPA signed
- 14:45Speaker 1: to them and never really thought about that. So anyway,
- 14:48Speaker 1: tobacco spit in the in the hangout room, garbage um
- 14:52Speaker 1: cigarette butts from roll ups. Basically, this dude had to
- 14:56Speaker 1: clean that stuff up for forty cents a day and
- 14:58Speaker 1: he said that was the worst job you ever had
- 14:59Speaker 1: in for his all right, and he didn't even mention
- 15:02Speaker 1: the fecal matter. Well, I think that's implicit. Well I
- 15:07Speaker 1: just made an explicit check. Yes, So that is one
- 15:10Speaker 1: example of a prison job that you can get um
- 15:12Speaker 1: and then you're off to your room, which I would
- 15:14Speaker 1: encourage everyone now to walk off eight ft by six
- 15:17Speaker 1: ft wherever they are and get a good look at
- 15:20Speaker 1: how large that is. And that's about the size of
- 15:22Speaker 1: your prison cell. That's close to what we're at right now. Yeah,
- 15:27Speaker 1: that's small, and that's a little claustrophobic. Usually, well it depends.
- 15:34Speaker 1: The Most prison cells are designed for one guy, and
- 15:37Speaker 1: then as prisons have grown increasingly overcrowded, they'll go and
- 15:41Speaker 1: like bolt a bunk to another bunk to the wall,
- 15:45Speaker 1: and then while I you have a cell for two,
- 15:47Speaker 1: and then sometimes there's three. Whatever usually if it's designed
- 15:51Speaker 1: to house more than um one or two people that
- 15:55Speaker 1: it's a dorm and it can accommodate about eight guys
- 15:57Speaker 1: per cell. Right yeah, I mean we could do a
- 16:00Speaker 1: whole podcast on overcrowding and the issues there. That's like
- 16:03Speaker 1: a very deep problem, but we'll just mention it and
- 16:05Speaker 1: say it stinks. I'm beat literally and otherwise. Right, um,
- 16:11Speaker 1: so chuck the You've got the general population cellblocks, right,
- 16:15Speaker 1: which are all of the cell blocks aside from the
- 16:18Speaker 1: fish tank and maximum security, which is also known as
- 16:21Speaker 1: the whole right, and you've basically did you watch OZ
- 16:27Speaker 1: a little bit? I think from what I understand that
- 16:29Speaker 1: that's really accurate. I'm sure it is. So there's like
- 16:32Speaker 1: a centrally located guard and like loose sight or whatever.
- 16:35Speaker 1: They're like, you can't get through this, you know, operating
- 16:39Speaker 1: the all the cell blocked doors and like letting people
- 16:42Speaker 1: in and out, and they have a three and sixty
- 16:44Speaker 1: degree view right well, and each one I thought this
- 16:47Speaker 1: is interesting is fully each wing is fully staffed in
- 16:50Speaker 1: case you need to lock down that wing. You've got
- 16:52Speaker 1: all the dudes there, you need to take care of it,
- 16:55Speaker 1: and it can be sealed off from the rest of
- 16:57Speaker 1: the prison because apparently, um, the riot mob mentality can
- 17:03Speaker 1: spread like wildfire among the president population. Yes, yeah, so um,
- 17:07Speaker 1: and you would think, you know, people try to escape, which,
- 17:10Speaker 1: by the way, there's a a double check. There's a
- 17:12Speaker 1: stuff you missed in history class podcast about Alcatraz and
- 17:17Speaker 1: the Great Escape. They Escape from Alcatraz, great movie. So
- 17:21Speaker 1: if you want to learn more about that one, you
- 17:22Speaker 1: can check that out, all right, if you're so inclined. Um,
- 17:25Speaker 1: But to make sure that no one has escaped at
- 17:27Speaker 1: any given point in time, they do counts through about
- 17:32Speaker 1: the same time every day, probably the same time every day.
- 17:36Speaker 1: They just do a head count where you have to
- 17:38Speaker 1: line up and they say, okay, everybody's here. Then at
- 17:41Speaker 1: night they walk around and count you while you're sleeping,
- 17:43Speaker 1: right yeah. And then not only are you there, but
- 17:45Speaker 1: you where you need to be. So if they say, well, Josh,
- 17:48Speaker 1: you're in Chuck cell again, you know where you need
- 17:50Speaker 1: to be, so they'll beat you down and take you
- 17:53Speaker 1: to your own cell. Right, I'll feel like I need
- 17:54Speaker 1: to be here, don't you hear our podcast? The Chuck
- 17:59Speaker 1: is my partner. I wonder what the good fellas uh
- 18:02Speaker 1: that had to be minimum or was that just a
- 18:04Speaker 1: sweetheart deal? That was a sweetheart to remember when they
- 18:07Speaker 1: were all in the same room, like cooking steaks. Yeah,
- 18:09Speaker 1: the the one guy could slice the garlic so thin
- 18:12Speaker 1: it was liquefying the oil so great. So Chuck, let's say, Um,
- 18:16Speaker 1: you've become acclimated. You're no longer fish you. Um, you've
- 18:21Speaker 1: shanked your first guy. Um, and you you're settled in
- 18:25Speaker 1: for a nickel right, shank of verb? Yeah, it's shank
- 18:29Speaker 1: is a verb, and and down and shiv is also
- 18:32Speaker 1: another name for a shank, right, which is a homemade knife. Yes, okay,
- 18:36Speaker 1: I just want to get that clear. I don't know
- 18:38Speaker 1: that it is clear. Well, a shiv and a shank,
- 18:41Speaker 1: I know, can both be nouns for the knife. But
- 18:43Speaker 1: I've also heard that you can shank someone and you
- 18:45Speaker 1: can show someone you can. I think they're both nouns
- 18:47Speaker 1: and verbs very loosen prison for the same one. They're
- 18:50Speaker 1: very understanding. Yes, with the vocabulary. Um, so you settled
- 18:56Speaker 1: in and you are living your life in prison behind bars,
- 19:01Speaker 1: you know. Um, it's it's I would imagine, fairly horrible.
- 19:06Speaker 1: But there are bright and shining moments and those basically
- 19:11Speaker 1: consist of the trip to the commissary, right, yeah, and
- 19:14Speaker 1: I don't I didn't know this, they don't. You don't
- 19:16Speaker 1: see this a lot in movies. All you see is
- 19:18Speaker 1: the black market stuff. But there is actually a commissary
- 19:21Speaker 1: where you can you have an account where you your
- 19:24Speaker 1: little prison money goes into your account. They obviously don't
- 19:26Speaker 1: give you cash, that wouldn't be a good idea. And uh,
- 19:30Speaker 1: you go to the commissary and say, hey, I like, um,
- 19:32Speaker 1: whatever is approved on the list, you know, like a
- 19:34Speaker 1: pack of smokes and uh, People magazine and they're like,
- 19:38Speaker 1: well that's you know, three and a half dollars, So
- 19:41Speaker 1: go work for a month people from January? Yeah, who
- 19:46Speaker 1: sexiest man alive? And actually they debit each Each prisoner
- 19:51Speaker 1: has an ID card that is linked to basically their
- 19:55Speaker 1: prison work account. That's when they say their their debited
- 19:59Speaker 1: credits or given credits, and then it's debited from their
- 20:02Speaker 1: account when you buy stuff from the commissary. I learned
- 20:06Speaker 1: about that from Snoop Dogg. Really, so that's the fancy
- 20:10Speaker 1: modern prisons have it all electronically hooked up, which makes sense.
- 20:13Speaker 1: But um, like we said, there's also a black market
- 20:15Speaker 1: which you have seen in every prison movie ever, there's
- 20:18Speaker 1: dudes trading cigarettes for favors or for protection, or for
- 20:23Speaker 1: better books or better people magazines or whatever. And there's
- 20:28Speaker 1: also visits from out of doors. Yeah right, sure, you
- 20:34Speaker 1: get the bad stuff in a lot of times. Again,
- 20:37Speaker 1: good fellas, You remember Karen snuck in like those huge
- 20:41Speaker 1: bagged pills. I mean just like like in her purse
- 20:44Speaker 1: or in her bra or something. Yeah, they clearly didn't
- 20:47Speaker 1: check her. Again, I think that they got special treatment
- 20:51Speaker 1: and chuck. Um. One of the things that I would
- 20:53Speaker 1: imagine goes for a pretty high price, you know, maybe
- 20:57Speaker 1: a dozen cigarettes or so. Um is prison wine, right, Yeah,
- 21:02Speaker 1: which prison wine? Pruno? Have you ever seen the site
- 21:06Speaker 1: where the guy eats nasty things, Steve, Steve, don't eat it.
- 21:10Speaker 1: I think it's called um. It is really funny and
- 21:13Speaker 1: I saw this years ago. This guy made Pruno prison
- 21:16Speaker 1: wine in his house and it's made with like fruits.
- 21:20Speaker 1: It's sort of like a Sangree type of thing. Then
- 21:23Speaker 1: you put like moldy bread in a sock and it's
- 21:25Speaker 1: like soaking all together in a bag till it ferments,
- 21:29Speaker 1: and it's imagine pretty disgusting. Steve said it wasn't that bad.
- 21:34Speaker 1: He drank it. He did a white and a red.
- 21:36Speaker 1: He said the white smelled like wrecked um, but he
- 21:39Speaker 1: said it tasted just like alcohol. And he said the
- 21:41Speaker 1: red actually wasn't that bad at all. He said, he
- 21:45Speaker 1: said it tasted wine like and got him drunk, which
- 21:50Speaker 1: is which is the deal? And uh so that that
- 21:53Speaker 1: was the deal with Pruno. Wow. I wouldn't recommend trying
- 21:57Speaker 1: in this at home, by the way, No, but that's
- 21:59Speaker 1: the whole point. I mean, you're not at home, you're
- 22:01Speaker 1: in prison, and you want to get drunk, so you
- 22:03Speaker 1: make pruno. Yeah, unless someone wants to. Like you said,
- 22:06Speaker 1: with visitation, you can sneak things in if you're you know,
- 22:10Speaker 1: on the download, you're really not supposed to do that
- 22:12Speaker 1: way you're not supposed to. You get searched. And um,
- 22:15Speaker 1: and yes we are talking about visitation as well, now right.
- 22:18Speaker 1: I didn't realize that, UM, visiting hours are basically like
- 22:23Speaker 1: business hours. I thought it was like one day a
- 22:27Speaker 1: month and everybody came at the same time on the
- 22:29Speaker 1: same day. But that makes zero sense. UM. Prisoners are
- 22:32Speaker 1: assigned a set number of visits per month, and I
- 22:35Speaker 1: think the maximum number of visits you can get per
- 22:38Speaker 1: month is for the most exemplary prisoner on the planet. Yeah,
- 22:42Speaker 1: I would imagine that that's something that they take away
- 22:44Speaker 1: pretty pretty routinely if you, you know, are being disciplined, yes, Josh.
- 22:49Speaker 1: And you also have to have a list when you
- 22:52Speaker 1: go in of who you say can and can't visit you.
- 22:55Speaker 1: And if you're not on that list, you can eventually visit,
- 22:57Speaker 1: but it's gonna take a long time and a lot
- 22:59Speaker 1: of paperworking tape, yes, right, yeah, And I think you
- 23:02Speaker 1: have unlimited visits from investigators, your lawyer and that's about it, right, Yeah,
- 23:08Speaker 1: but they still keep track of all that and your
- 23:09Speaker 1: search coming in the prisoner and the and the visitor
- 23:12Speaker 1: both searched coming in and out. I don't know if
- 23:15Speaker 1: it's full body cavity. It probably depends on the max
- 23:17Speaker 1: level or your crime. I think kind of follows you
- 23:21Speaker 1: around in prison, like what you did, what are you're
- 23:23Speaker 1: convicted of? Like if you're convicted for smuggling things in
- 23:26Speaker 1: your butt, check you a little more careful. And of course,
- 23:30Speaker 1: now since we're talking about um, oh, and during visitation,
- 23:34Speaker 1: like just regular visitation, right, um at a minimum security
- 23:38Speaker 1: Remember this is just like college orientation weekend. Um, it
- 23:41Speaker 1: looks like a waiting room. Um. And then in maximum security,
- 23:46Speaker 1: visitation is like through that bulletproof class on the phone. Yeah,
- 23:50Speaker 1: it's pretty accurate. And then there's a different kind of
- 23:53Speaker 1: visitation that I think everybody likes to think about, at
- 23:56Speaker 1: least thinks about whenever they hear prison. And that is
- 23:59Speaker 1: kind of goal visitation, right, Yeah, it's it's one of
- 24:02Speaker 1: the two ways that you can have sex in prison. Right.
- 24:07Speaker 1: This is far more the um, the I guess more
- 24:11Speaker 1: governmentally defended way of having sex in prison. UM. Conjugal
- 24:16Speaker 1: visits Actually, we're UM originated in nineteen eighteen in Mississippi
- 24:21Speaker 1: at a state prison in Mississippi, where they remain in effect.
- 24:25Speaker 1: But originally they were created as a reward for hard
- 24:28Speaker 1: work on the chain gangs and stuff right, well, and
- 24:30Speaker 1: to incentivize them to work harder to write um. And
- 24:34Speaker 1: it worked really really well. UM. Nowadays that's not used
- 24:38Speaker 1: quite as UM overtly as an incentive or reward. UM.
- 24:43Speaker 1: It is a reward for for good behavior or you
- 24:46Speaker 1: have to be like, you know, the one who can
- 24:48Speaker 1: get as many visits a month as one possibly can
- 24:52Speaker 1: level of good behavior prisoner. But UM. It's generally defended
- 24:56Speaker 1: in two ways. One is a basic human right, like
- 24:59Speaker 1: you have a right to have sex even if you're incarcerated,
- 25:02Speaker 1: just like you have a right to food and water
- 25:04Speaker 1: and being kept clean, sure, right um. And then the
- 25:07Speaker 1: other way, and this this appears to be much more
- 25:10Speaker 1: legitimate in the eyes of the correction system. It's a
- 25:14Speaker 1: way to maintain the family bonds throughout a stint in prisons.
- 25:18Speaker 1: Right sweet. And that's what it's even officially called as
- 25:20Speaker 1: the Extended Family Program, right, So it's not just about sex.
- 25:24Speaker 1: Like you can have your whole family come over and barbecue.
- 25:29Speaker 1: In some states it's UM. In Canada, I think they
- 25:32Speaker 1: have there there. I guess visitation areas look like apartments
- 25:37Speaker 1: have barbecues. There's such wisses you can have. You can
- 25:40Speaker 1: have up to three UM family members at a time visit.
- 25:45Speaker 1: Or you can just have your wife and it has
- 25:47Speaker 1: to be your wife and you have to have been
- 25:49Speaker 1: married before, because that's the whole point they want. They
- 25:53Speaker 1: don't want you to turn into even more of a
- 25:55Speaker 1: deviant than you were going in. They want you to
- 25:58Speaker 1: keep talking to your wife and keep you know, loving
- 26:01Speaker 1: your kids mean love by your kids. And to make
- 26:03Speaker 1: that the transition back out into the normal world that
- 26:06Speaker 1: much easier, right, Right, So, if you're one of those
- 26:09Speaker 1: serial killers and you have one of those weirdos that
- 26:11Speaker 1: writes you and you're marry and then you marry them,
- 26:13Speaker 1: they can't come and visit you and have sex, right right, No, Okay? Now, Um,
- 26:17Speaker 1: if you're gay, however, and you have a domestic partner
- 26:21Speaker 1: and you are in Mexico City, Brazil, or California, you
- 26:26Speaker 1: are entitled to conjugal visits as well, which is pretty
- 26:29Speaker 1: significant in California because in two thousand seven you could
- 26:34Speaker 1: have a conjugal visit if you were gay, but you
- 26:38Speaker 1: couldn't get married if you were gay, thanks to Proposition eight,
- 26:42Speaker 1: which was just overturned. Yeah yesterday. It's not over yet.
- 26:46Speaker 1: The proposition night was overturned yesterday. Yeah. So that's the
- 26:49Speaker 1: that's the skinny and conjugal visits not not quite as
- 26:54Speaker 1: again like arrested development, I don't think, yeah, and they
- 26:58Speaker 1: don't use it a whole lot anymore. They say it's
- 27:00Speaker 1: pretty uncommon. There's only six states, right, yeah, but um,
- 27:03Speaker 1: the one thing I thought was funny though, that one
- 27:05Speaker 1: of the rules for the visiting um person is the
- 27:09Speaker 1: dress appropriately and they said on the list of rules
- 27:12Speaker 1: was no transparent clothing or bare middriffs, strapless attire, or
- 27:16Speaker 1: anything with obscene or offensive language. So your wife can't
- 27:20Speaker 1: get all dolled up in her baby doll lingerie. I
- 27:23Speaker 1: don't know. I think they're like, can't you just put
- 27:25Speaker 1: a trench coat on? Like everybody else? You know, have
- 27:30Speaker 1: you not seen the movies exactly? And I think the
- 27:33Speaker 1: mix that's it's a mixed bag on whether or not
- 27:37Speaker 1: experts agree or they just agree and disagree, whether or
- 27:40Speaker 1: not it actually serves a really good purpose. Well, yeah,
- 27:42Speaker 1: and the studies on it have have shown mixed results
- 27:46Speaker 1: about whether or not it prevents recitativism. Yeah, that's one
- 27:49Speaker 1: bone head word. That's why s game a little bit
- 27:54Speaker 1: that you should know, should know. But Josh Clark, so Chuck,
- 28:20Speaker 1: you mentioned there's another way to have sex in prison,
- 28:22Speaker 1: and this is one of the reasons I don't want
- 28:24Speaker 1: to go to prison, because actually there's two more ways.
- 28:26Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Well, you can have consensual sex with another
- 28:29Speaker 1: man if you're in there, which doesn't necessarily mean you're homosexual.
- 28:33Speaker 1: A lot of guys just there's nothing wrong with that, like,
- 28:35Speaker 1: I just do that because they're in there. And uh,
- 28:38Speaker 1: there's also rape that happens in prison. That's the reason
- 28:42Speaker 1: I don't want to go to prison, just one reason. Uh.
- 28:45Speaker 1: In two thousand seven, Josh, we have a statistic from
- 28:47Speaker 1: the Bureau of Justice says four point five percent of
- 28:51Speaker 1: state and federal prisoners reported being raped in the past year.
- 28:55Speaker 1: And that is UM seventy thousand prisoners in a year.
- 28:59Speaker 1: We're sexually abused by either guards or other inmates. See,
- 29:03Speaker 1: that's all over the place, because there's other I've seen
- 29:05Speaker 1: other numbers. UM one one two thousand four study found
- 29:10Speaker 1: that zero point zero zero five percent even reported being
- 29:14Speaker 1: raped while they were incarcerated, and then a lot of
- 29:17Speaker 1: those were probably you know, untrue. Well that's the deal,
- 29:21Speaker 1: is reported. That's the key. Like rape goes unreported a lot,
- 29:25Speaker 1: just period, but it definitely goes unreported in prison because
- 29:29Speaker 1: you don't want to be a snitch. Well sure, but no,
- 29:31Speaker 1: I think these are people who have been let out already.
- 29:34Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah. But then in two thousand three, the
- 29:38Speaker 1: year before UM, Congress created the Prison Rape Elimination Actors.
- 29:42Speaker 1: You know about that UM and the number they used
- 29:46Speaker 1: was thirteen pent and estimated of prisoners are raped during
- 29:50Speaker 1: their incarceration and their goal is zero. Well, yeah, and
- 29:54Speaker 1: they're like, you have to have a zero tolerance policy
- 29:56Speaker 1: on UM inmate two inmate rape UM and guard to
- 30:02Speaker 1: inmate or employee to inmate. Sure, rape that kind of
- 30:05Speaker 1: thing too, because it's not just inmates raping one another.
- 30:09Speaker 1: Guards at correctional facilities have been known to um be
- 30:13Speaker 1: a little heavy handed and possibly psychotic themselves. Yeah. And
- 30:18Speaker 1: I can say this because my cousin was a prison
- 30:20Speaker 1: guard for a little while, a corrections officer. Cousin Wolfe.
- 30:23Speaker 1: Was he high school grad? Well he had to be. Yeah,
- 30:26Speaker 1: but you don't have to go to college to be
- 30:28Speaker 1: a corrections officer, No, you don't. You just have to
- 30:30Speaker 1: know how to shoot a shotgun. But to be the
- 30:32Speaker 1: warden you do. Yes, okay, Josh. Let's say you're in
- 30:35Speaker 1: prison and you commit a an offense or you're caught
- 30:38Speaker 1: raping somebody. Under the new zero tolerance policy, Well, if
- 30:41Speaker 1: you're caught raping someone or murdering someone, you would actually
- 30:45Speaker 1: go to trial for real, guess. But if you're caught
- 30:49Speaker 1: doing something a little less offensive, um, you can go
- 30:52Speaker 1: to the whole. They can um remove your good behavior time,
- 30:56Speaker 1: transfer you to to a scarier prison, or like you said, uh,
- 31:00Speaker 1: limit your visiting hours that I'm sure that's a good
- 31:03Speaker 1: way to dig back at a prisoner. So you can't
- 31:06Speaker 1: get visits, um, and you get demerits called shots, and
- 31:11Speaker 1: they log those to your little file. Yeah, and they
- 31:14Speaker 1: take those into consideration when you're up for parole hearing
- 31:17Speaker 1: or you're up to maybe get more visitations if if
- 31:21Speaker 1: they're any time, they're looking at your behavior. Yeah, Um,
- 31:24Speaker 1: they'll look at the shots and they follow you around.
- 31:27Speaker 1: You don't want any shots. And that's official punishment. Is
- 31:30Speaker 1: there's also unofficial punishment meted out by guards, right, Yeah.
- 31:34Speaker 1: I would rather have the official punishment, I think, because
- 31:37Speaker 1: just like in the movies, the guards can shake you down.
- 31:39Speaker 1: They can quote unquote, um investigate what you have in
- 31:44Speaker 1: your room, when what they're really doing is like destroying
- 31:46Speaker 1: the things that you've grown to depend on to keep
- 31:49Speaker 1: you saying, I know, have you ever seen Birdman of Alcatraz? Yeah,
- 31:53Speaker 1: it's awful, and they take his birds away I know well,
- 31:56Speaker 1: and then uh escape from Alcatraz. They took away the
- 31:59Speaker 1: one eyes paints the old dude that painted. That was
- 32:02Speaker 1: like the only thing he loved and they took away
- 32:04Speaker 1: his canvas in his paints. Some jerk warden. It's always
- 32:07Speaker 1: a jerk warden. Well, yeah, except Brewbaker. We'll talk about
- 32:11Speaker 1: that too. Uh. And guards can also beat you down,
- 32:14Speaker 1: and if nobody sees it and no one reports it,
- 32:16Speaker 1: then it's just what happens. Well, I think it's I
- 32:19Speaker 1: think that's officially sanctioned. I don't think that they have
- 32:21Speaker 1: to get permission to beat you down. If I permiss, say, hey,
- 32:24Speaker 1: this guy is getting a little ordinary, so I'm gonna
- 32:26Speaker 1: break a river or too. But what I'm saying is
- 32:28Speaker 1: I think they have a pretty wide berth as to
- 32:30Speaker 1: what sanctions the beating and Grabmanowski put it, I'd like
- 32:33Speaker 1: to I'd like to quote him here. It is not
- 32:36Speaker 1: uncommon for guards to fire shotguns at prisoners whenever they
- 32:39Speaker 1: see any commotion. Didn't understand that one, and I double checked,
- 32:42Speaker 1: and it says at prisoners, not just fire shotguns like
- 32:46Speaker 1: up in the air something. It's just like, hey, there's
- 32:48Speaker 1: you guys are scuffling. Kaboom. Yeah, I don't know about
- 32:51Speaker 1: that one. Yeah, this is indoors uh so like we said, Um,
- 32:57Speaker 1: snitches are not you don't want to be a snitch
- 32:59Speaker 1: in prison, And um, it's very much that mentality that
- 33:02Speaker 1: you see in the movies where keep it quiet, don't
- 33:05Speaker 1: rat on anyone, because if you do, then I mean,
- 33:08Speaker 1: who knows what's going to happen. Uh, well, I can
- 33:11Speaker 1: tell you it's gonna happen. You're likely to be shanked
- 33:13Speaker 1: or shipped, which is the same thing, or raped and
- 33:16Speaker 1: shaw shank. Yeah. Remember Andy's problem there with the with
- 33:19Speaker 1: the sisters. Yeah, but he got back. That was one
- 33:22Speaker 1: of the great redemption scenes of all time. I think
- 33:24Speaker 1: the whole movie with great Oh no, I'm sorry, I
- 33:28Speaker 1: was thinking of the Green Mile. Sorry, but the funny
- 33:33Speaker 1: thing is is, and it's not funny to the guards,
- 33:35Speaker 1: but they're way way more prisoners than guards. And every
- 33:38Speaker 1: once in a while in history we've had these big
- 33:40Speaker 1: uprisings where the prisoners have actually taken control of the prison. Yeah,
- 33:44Speaker 1: if you work at a prison, you don't want to
- 33:48Speaker 1: hear the word attica sounded out by like enchant form
- 33:53Speaker 1: by one or even more one or two prisoners. Is
- 33:57Speaker 1: that what they use now? Is that the signal? Well,
- 34:00Speaker 1: I mean like that that means that there's violent unrest
- 34:02Speaker 1: right around the corner. I thought that was a signal.
- 34:04Speaker 1: Now was like attica, I don't know if it's a signal.
- 34:07Speaker 1: Is more like a call to arms, you know, And
- 34:10Speaker 1: all of a sudden there's toilet paper on fire and
- 34:12Speaker 1: guys are coming at you and it's just not good. Yeah,
- 34:15Speaker 1: that didn't work out too well. No, it was one right,
- 34:19Speaker 1: And apparently Atteka Prison in upstate New York was really
- 34:24Speaker 1: really deplorable as far as its treatment of the prisoners went,
- 34:28Speaker 1: which is really saying something because their prisoners to begin with,
- 34:31Speaker 1: and to have like the prisoners even know like you
- 34:34Speaker 1: can't do this, Um, that's pretty bad. So they took
- 34:38Speaker 1: a couple of guards hostage, rioted, um held them, and
- 34:42Speaker 1: demanded for better treatment. And the State of New York
- 34:45Speaker 1: was like, okay, all right, we hear you, and we're
- 34:48Speaker 1: going to storm the prison. And I think thirty three
- 34:51Speaker 1: people died. Uh no, thirty nine guards. Yeah, thirty nine
- 34:56Speaker 1: guards and prisoners died. And that was in Many one. Um.
- 35:01Speaker 1: And then there's one in New Mexico, right, Yeah. The
- 35:05Speaker 1: New Mexico State pen uh near Santa Fe was another uprising,
- 35:09Speaker 1: and that was where thirty three inmates were killed and
- 35:12Speaker 1: no guards were killed, but seven of them were captured
- 35:15Speaker 1: and beaten pretty severely, right, and apparently some of the
- 35:18Speaker 1: inmates that were killed died from torture. Really just pleasant.
- 35:23Speaker 1: I mean, think about it, Chuck. It's bad enough to
- 35:24Speaker 1: go to prison, but one of the aspects of prison
- 35:27Speaker 1: is that there's an end of your sentence, right, there's
- 35:29Speaker 1: a light at the end of the tunnel if you
- 35:30Speaker 1: can make it. Dying in prison is about as bad
- 35:35Speaker 1: as it gets, especially dying of torture in prison. Would
- 35:40Speaker 1: say it's pretty bad. So Josh, let's say you don't die.
- 35:43Speaker 1: Let's see you serve your time and you do get out.
- 35:46Speaker 1: What what what goes on there? Well, you would be
- 35:48Speaker 1: like nine of all prison inmates get out. Yeah, which
- 35:53Speaker 1: is one of the reasons why you want those family
- 35:55Speaker 1: bonds in there, because you want to keep people on
- 35:58Speaker 1: the up and up rather than Prison represents a real
- 36:01Speaker 1: double edged sword. Either it reforms people or it makes
- 36:04Speaker 1: them worse, and a lot of that depends on how
- 36:08Speaker 1: a prisoners treated and the options get into them in prison. Um.
- 36:13Speaker 1: One of the big trends now is education as part
- 36:15Speaker 1: of rehabilitation. So I think every single state prison in
- 36:18Speaker 1: the US UM offers a G. E. D course, and
- 36:22Speaker 1: some of them require it for parole, which is good. Yeah. Right.
- 36:26Speaker 1: There's also a vocational course, is that kind of thing? Right? Yes,
- 36:30Speaker 1: But once again, like in shaw Shank, you can take
- 36:32Speaker 1: that course and pass the test, but if you have
- 36:35Speaker 1: a jerk warden, you still might get shot. You know,
- 36:37Speaker 1: we should have done at the beginning of this podcast.
- 36:39Speaker 1: We should have just said, everybody, go watch Shawshank Redemption.
- 36:43Speaker 1: Everybody'll see you next week. Everyone loves that movie. Can
- 36:47Speaker 1: we talk about the movies? Now? Are we there? Not quite? Okay? Um, Chuck.
- 36:52Speaker 1: There's a lot of people out there who don't think
- 36:54Speaker 1: that prisoners should just be left to rot, that they
- 36:59Speaker 1: they're there should be prison reform, that there shouldn't be
- 37:02Speaker 1: any rape, that that Congress shouldn't have had to have
- 37:04Speaker 1: passed the law requiring zero tolerance on prison rape. Um.
- 37:10Speaker 1: And there's actually been a prison reform movement going around
- 37:12Speaker 1: since I think, uh, possibly earlier than that, I don't know. Yeah,
- 37:20Speaker 1: the Quakers are huge on prison reform as well. Uh.
- 37:23Speaker 1: And again, you want prison reform, you want your prisoners
- 37:26Speaker 1: treated in a way where there is the potential for
- 37:30Speaker 1: rehabilitation um because of recitativism, right, well, yeah, I mean
- 37:35Speaker 1: that's why they pay them to work these jobs, because
- 37:38Speaker 1: they want to give them some semblance of normal life
- 37:43Speaker 1: so when they get out they can say, oh, well,
- 37:45Speaker 1: I held a job in prison for the first time
- 37:47Speaker 1: in my life. Maybe they were like a drug dealer,
- 37:50Speaker 1: what have you. Right, well, think about it. Recitativism. The
- 37:53Speaker 1: highest rate is among property offenses, and that is a
- 37:56Speaker 1: crime of the poor, breaking into someone's house and stealing
- 38:00Speaker 1: of stuff. Yeah, that's what you do when you're poor. Yeah,
- 38:03Speaker 1: and that's got the highest rate of recentativism. So it
- 38:05Speaker 1: would seem like some sort of education or occupational program
- 38:09Speaker 1: wouldn't help deter that. Well. Yeah. But the other stat though,
- 38:13Speaker 1: that kind of makes me feel weird, is that I
- 38:15Speaker 1: think sixty seven of people who commit crimes to go
- 38:19Speaker 1: back into prison it's an entirely different crime that they commit.
- 38:23Speaker 1: Oh yeah, which was like that was really discouraging. I
- 38:25Speaker 1: would think maybe if the guy just can't not steal TVs,
- 38:29Speaker 1: he gets out and steal TVs, you would think, so
- 38:31Speaker 1: at least go back to what he knows. But yeah,
- 38:33Speaker 1: that's a little staggering. It is that would shut any
- 38:37Speaker 1: Quaker up? And what what is the rate? I saw?
- 38:40Speaker 1: I can't get like the most recent stat but it
- 38:42Speaker 1: looks like between fifty and six somewhere in there from
- 38:46Speaker 1: year to year for recidivism rates. Yeah, though in two
- 38:49Speaker 1: and ninety four it was sixty seven point five, right.
- 38:52Speaker 1: I think it's gone down since then. Yeah, And and
- 38:54Speaker 1: that's surprising because the incarceration rates have gone down too,
- 38:58Speaker 1: which is totally bucking a trend. I think, um, they're
- 39:02Speaker 1: going down. That's what you said. Remember in two thousand
- 39:05Speaker 1: five that these stats are based on, it was two
- 39:08Speaker 1: million and changed to I'm sorry, it was two million, Um,
- 39:14Speaker 1: one ninety three thousand prisoners in the US. You said
- 39:18Speaker 1: it was less than two million in two thousand nine. Yeah,
- 39:21Speaker 1: but I think that's people that are currently incarcerated. But
- 39:24Speaker 1: that doesn't necessarily mean more people aren't being incarcerated on
- 39:28Speaker 1: a daily basis, because I think that's true because the
- 39:30Speaker 1: mandatory minimums. I think more people than ever are being incarcerated.
- 39:35Speaker 1: So maybe that was people that had left. I don't know. Well,
- 39:38Speaker 1: whatever it was, there was a two hundred seventy increase
- 39:41Speaker 1: between two thousand. That's huge, and we spent I think
- 39:46Speaker 1: fifty one billion dollars to incarceerate people in prison in jail,
- 39:50Speaker 1: whereas um, I think that comes out to twenty nine
- 39:52Speaker 1: thousand per per year. And remember a bail podcast. Uh
- 39:57Speaker 1: it costs d and fifty doll was per in mate
- 40:00Speaker 1: per year for probation. How much rather than twenty nine
- 40:05Speaker 1: thousand dollars. But these minor offenses throwing these guys, especially
- 40:09Speaker 1: like the car thief that was in a super max
- 40:12Speaker 1: that was sixteen. Let me come on non violent offenses.
- 40:16Speaker 1: You can rehabilitate that kids with some work. Alright, So, Chuck,
- 40:20Speaker 1: I think it is movie time, don't you think so? Yes,
- 40:23Speaker 1: Josh movies. I made a list of my favorites. Feel
- 40:27Speaker 1: free to chime in. Shawshank Redemption that's number one for me,
- 40:30Speaker 1: The Green Mile, and that's not mine. I've got Escape
- 40:34Speaker 1: from Alcatraz because I saw that when I was a kid,
- 40:37Speaker 1: and it's still like an awesome movie, Papion classic with
- 40:41Speaker 1: the Dustin Hoffman with the glasses, with the glasses and
- 40:44Speaker 1: and Steve McQueen, right, it was in the Great Escape
- 40:47Speaker 1: to also a great person movie. H cool hand Luke
- 40:50Speaker 1: was probably the funniest one of the lot, the longest yard. Actually,
- 40:54Speaker 1: that might have been the funniest one. I never saw
- 40:56Speaker 1: either of them. Really, You're nuts. Bad Boys Classic with
- 41:02Speaker 1: Will Smion and the Sean Penn went about the juv detention.
- 41:07Speaker 1: That's when Sean Penn was like, you know, nineteen years
- 41:09Speaker 1: old and he was in juvenile detention and then he
- 41:13Speaker 1: he filled a pillow case up with a soda cans
- 41:16Speaker 1: and just annihilated this dude one night. Yeah, that's called
- 41:19Speaker 1: a slock. By the way, Now that's when it's in
- 41:21Speaker 1: a sock. Okay, I imagine this is me. It's called slaice.
- 41:27Speaker 1: UM American History X. That was pretty brutal. Yeah, that
- 41:30Speaker 1: was very brutal. Brew Baker, did you see that one.
- 41:34Speaker 1: That's where Robert Redford went in undercover as a prisoner
- 41:39Speaker 1: to sniff out how awful the prison was because he
- 41:42Speaker 1: was going to be the next warden. You're talking about
- 41:44Speaker 1: the natural And then most depressing, definitely Midnight Express for me,
- 41:51Speaker 1: the Turkish prison one. Yeah, Midnight Run was pretty depressing.
- 41:58Speaker 1: And um Animal Factory is the one I'm gonna say
- 42:01Speaker 1: is the most realistic. I have not seen that one.
- 42:03Speaker 1: That's the one that Steve Bushimmy directed and Um Edward
- 42:06Speaker 1: for long and I think William dafoees in it. It's
- 42:09Speaker 1: really good. And it's called Animal Factories, so you have
- 42:12Speaker 1: a pretty good idea that it's realistic. I saw a
- 42:14Speaker 1: Taxi to the Dark Side last night, and it's not.
- 42:17Speaker 1: It's about the US's policies on torture and how he
- 42:21Speaker 1: implemented him post nine eleven. But there's a lot of
- 42:24Speaker 1: prison stuff in it, like Abu Grave and Bogram and
- 42:26Speaker 1: stuff like that. It's pretty disturbing. Yeah, we didn't get
- 42:29Speaker 1: into I mean, there's so much about prisons that we
- 42:31Speaker 1: didn't get into here. We could do like three more
- 42:34Speaker 1: podcasts if we wanted to, and if it seemed like
- 42:37Speaker 1: we danced around something. Oh, I don't know. Capital Punishment, Yeah,
- 42:41Speaker 1: I didn't go there. That's coming. I can't wait to
- 42:44Speaker 1: do that one. It's gonna be sweeping. There's gonna be
- 42:47Speaker 1: top hats and like people doing like the can can
- 42:50Speaker 1: and stuff at the beginning. It's going to be enormous. Yeah,
- 42:52Speaker 1: I think we have the rockets lined up for that
- 42:53Speaker 1: list we do in prison Garbent. Yes, So Chuck's telling
- 42:58Speaker 1: me he's given me the Double Ink, which means there
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