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Full Show 8-31-26: Runaway Peacock · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pot one morning at a time.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Alabama show. I have an update.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what's the update?
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  Speaker 4: My little cousin's baby's birthday party, her two-year-old birthday party.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I have learned I'm not good at baby's birthday parties.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean you're not good at them?
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  Speaker 4: I was so overstimulated. There were other kids. They were
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  Speaker 4: running around screaming. Hannah, my little cousin, and baby daddy have, like,
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  Speaker 4: all their friends from college come. So there were, like,
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  Speaker 4: 40 20-year-olds there, a bunch of babies, and then other
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  Speaker 4: people I didn't know.
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  Speaker 5: I crashed out. I was like, I got to get
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  Speaker 5: out of here.
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  Speaker 4: I had to leave i just dipped it irish goodbye
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  Speaker 4: i did i waited for the baby to open her
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  Speaker 4: gifts and then another kid ran into the kitchen pulled
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  Speaker 4: a tablecloth off the table and shattered a glass platter
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  Speaker 4: everywhere and started screaming and at that point i was
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  Speaker 4: like this is my cue to.
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  Speaker 3: Go did you tell your cousin or anybody you left i.
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  Speaker 4: Left and texted him when i got down the road
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  Speaker 4: said love you stomach's upset gotta go.
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  Speaker 2: Bye That's all you've said?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Which was kind of a lie, so you can just
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  Speaker 3: get out of there?
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  Speaker 5: No, my stomach was upset, too.
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  Speaker 3: But is that why you left?
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  Speaker 5: No, I told, and I said, also, I was overstimulated.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't have.
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  Speaker 4: Parties like that when I was a kid.
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  Speaker 5: Like, did you have big birthday parties growing up?
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember. I don't remember much of that.
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  Speaker 5: It was just me, me, me on a birthday cake.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I want.
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  Speaker 5: Me, me, me on a birthday cake.
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  Speaker 3: That's the start of a book right there.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, good morning. Happy Monday.
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  Speaker 5: Hopefully you had a good weekend.
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  Speaker 4: If you want to call and tell us how yours was,
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  Speaker 4: 833-501-BAMA is the number.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks for being here.
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  Speaker 2: It's what the hell headlines.
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  Speaker 5: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: On the Alabama show.
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  Speaker 4: A woman got caught cheating on her husband with a
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  Speaker 4: robot vacuum.
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  Speaker 3: Can you explain to me how that happened?
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  Speaker 4: So a man in Taiwan caught his wife cheating on
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  Speaker 4: him with another man after he saw them on the
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  Speaker 4: camera of a robot vacuum. So he sued her and
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  Speaker 4: he won. But then she countersued for invasion of privacy
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  Speaker 4: because he was watching her on the camera, on the
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  Speaker 4: robot camera.
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  Speaker 2: And then she won that case. And then he had
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  Speaker 2: to go to jail.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on a second.
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  Speaker 4: What? Yeah, the husband had to pay her $ 5, 000 and
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  Speaker 4: went to jail for five months.
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  Speaker 7: Super easy trivia with The Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 5: 833-501-BAMA is the number to call the show.
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  Speaker 2: Andrew, good morning.
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  Speaker 5: Where are you calling from?
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  Speaker 4: I'm outside my van at the gas station.
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  Speaker 2: What town are you in?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm in Locustville.
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  Speaker 5: What gas station are you at?
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  Speaker 8: I'm at the Marathon.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I hope everybody at the marathon in Locust Fort
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  Speaker 4: sees Andrew today and says hello.
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  Speaker 2: You want to play Super Easy Trivia?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get it, buddy.
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  Speaker 4: Question number one, and use Producer Blake as your lifeline
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  Speaker 4: if you need him.
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  Speaker 2: What do bees make?
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  Speaker 4: Honey.
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  Speaker 5: Good job.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Next one. What bird can copy human speech?
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  Speaker 6: A crow?
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  Speaker 4: Technically you're not wrong actually they can and ravens can't
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  Speaker 4: i was looking for the parrot all right man i
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  Speaker 4: never did i think you you could get me on
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  Speaker 4: a question okay last one for the win what do
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  Speaker 4: caterpillars turn into.
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  Speaker 3: A butterfly good job buddy.
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  Speaker 4: Congratulations, Andrew. You just won Super Easy Trivia.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am. I greatly appreciate y'all, and I love y'all.
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  Speaker 4: Alabama's website. Harry Styles made a joke about Taylor Swift's wedding.
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  Speaker 4: If you forgot, Harry and Taylor dated from 2012 to 2013.
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  Speaker 4: He had a concert at Madison Square Garden this weekend,
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  Speaker 4: which was where Taylor married Travis Kelty. And at the concert,
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  Speaker 4: Harry said, we're at Madison Square Garden, home of the
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  Speaker 5: And they also do weddings. There's no drama between the two, though.
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  Speaker 4: Harry's fiance, Zoe Kravitz, was at Taylor and Travis's wedding.
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  Speaker 4: So I think he was just being cheeky. Dolly Parton
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  Speaker 4: was laid to rest in a private funeral after passing
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  Speaker 4: away last week at the age of 80. Friday, there
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  Speaker 4: was a private service for immediate family per her request.
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  Speaker 4: She has been placed next to her late husband, Carl Dean,
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  Speaker 4: at Woodlawn Memorial Park and Mausoleum. The family also asked,
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  Speaker 4: in lieu of flowers, they wanted donations to be made
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  Speaker 4: to Dolly Parton's Imagination Library, which sends free books to
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  Speaker 4: young children. So, If you would like to honor the
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  Speaker 4: That's three things you need to know. More at thealabamashow.com.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to The Alabama Show On Demand.
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  Speaker 5: 833-501-BAMA is the number to call the show. Kara, good morning.
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  Speaker 5: What's your issue for Ask Alabama?
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  Speaker 6: I met someone I almost practically fell in love with
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  Speaker 6: and they decided to move very, very far away. And
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if I should follow along, like if
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  Speaker 6: I should continue that relationship or just move on. They
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  Speaker 6: moved to Oregon.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, I just went through something similar.
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  Speaker 2: That's why it's so funny.
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  Speaker 4: So how long had you dated this person?
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  Speaker 5: Four months. Why did he move? I'm assuming for work?
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  Speaker 6: In all honesty, I had met them and they were
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  Speaker 6: talking about it before I moved. apparently before they even
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  Speaker 6: met me.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: And so it seems like they were going to leave
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  Speaker 6: in like June, but then they met me and then
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  Speaker 6: they just kept.
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  Speaker 2: Putting it off.
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  Speaker 6: So then I assumed that they were going to stay
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  Speaker 6: and then they did it. And they told me maybe
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  Speaker 6: like three days before they left.
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  Speaker 4: It was.
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  Speaker 6: pretty.
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  Speaker 4: Sad like literally three days before it was like hey
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  Speaker 4: by the way i'm moving to the other side of
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  Speaker 4: the country bye yeah were y'all did y'all get kind
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  Speaker 4: of serious like were y'all how often were you hanging
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  Speaker 4: out for the four months that you dated i.
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  Speaker 6: Had like three times a week For somebody to.
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  Speaker 4: Wait three days before they move, that's a huge issue.
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  Speaker 4: Have you spoken since?
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  Speaker 6: Very little. There was some point where he texted that
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  Speaker 6: he missed me along the way.
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  Speaker 4: He was driving all the way there.
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  Speaker 6: And, uh, that was sweet, but, but not too, too often.
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  Speaker 6: Cause at the same time, we'd never really solidified that
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  Speaker 6: we were in a proper relationship, but he says that
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  Speaker 6: he wants me to visit. Maybe I should just move
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  Speaker 6: there also. Like just talking crazy.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 2: Did he say, I love you? He said to.
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  Speaker 6: Me very often towards the end, you know, you're very
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  Speaker 6: precious to me, right?
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  Speaker 5: So he never said, I love you.
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  Speaker 6: No, he didn't.
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  Speaker 2: He has another girl.
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  Speaker 4: You think he's got another girl in Oregon, producer Blake?
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  Speaker 3: No, I just don't think he was ready for commitment.
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  Speaker 5: Have you creeped his social media?
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  Speaker 6: A little bit.
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  Speaker 2: How deep have you dug?
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  Speaker 5: I think there's another girl.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, maybe. He says that he is friends with
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  Speaker 6: a couple of girls, but they're just platonic. Yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 6: we can't really go by that, but it's a possibility.
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  Speaker 2: He's hooking up with them. Oh, my God, girl, you
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  Speaker 2: just got ghosted. Call the show. 833-501-BAMA. I'm sorry I'm
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  Speaker 2: a little negative.
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  Speaker 4: I've just been burned by enough guys that that's where
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  Speaker 4: my thought goes to. So maybe if you're a guy,
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  Speaker 4: you can explain this. Or if you've been through something
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  Speaker 4: The first Alabama football game of the season is this Saturday.
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  Speaker 4: Roll Tide East Carolina Pirates against the Alabama Crimson Tide
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  Speaker 2: So get ready.
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  Speaker 4: Billie Eilish officiated her brother's wedding over the weekend. Phineas
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  Speaker 4: got married on Saturday in California. Some of the celebrities
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  Speaker 4: at the wedding were Justin and Hailey Bieber, Jason Sudeikis,
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  Speaker 4: also Rebecca Black and so many more. But Billie was
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  Speaker 2: Let's talk about that.
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  Speaker 5: Let's talk about her this weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let's do it.
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  Speaker 4: Her stage caught on fire in Boston over the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: My gosh, I didn't hear about that one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So it started above the stage from all the pyro.
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  Speaker 4: It did not shut down the concert. Casey just joked
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  Speaker 4: and said, I have too much hairspray to be standing
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  Speaker 4: under that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: There are videos that have gone viral. She was also
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  Speaker 5: floating around on giant disco balls.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You can....
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  Speaker 2: Take what you want from that.
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  Speaker 4: And she also did a tribute to Dolly and sang
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  Speaker 4: Covers of Rainbow and Here You Come Again.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was very sweet. I enjoyed that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like Kacey Musgraves. But yeah, the fire, everybody's okay.
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  Speaker 4: Nobody was hurt. They were able to get the fire out.
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  Speaker 2: That's three things.
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  Speaker 5: You need to know.
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  Speaker 4: More at thealabamashow.com.
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  Speaker 4: Here's the part of the show where we love to
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  Speaker 4: hear your good news. So if you have something that
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  Speaker 4: you're celebrating, call the show 833-501-BAMA. Maybe we'll give you
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  Speaker 4: a gift card to rock and roll sushi. But producer Blake,
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  Speaker 4: what's your good news?
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  Speaker 3: I'm going back to therapy after a month.
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  Speaker 2: You've skipped. You skipped it for a month.
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  Speaker 8: I've had stuff going on during the days that were available.
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  Speaker 8: But finally, everything's going back up and I'm going back.
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  Speaker 5: Good job. I'm proud of you, buddy.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. I'm excited. I actually like therapy. It's a
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  Speaker 3: fun time.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm starting therapy tomorrow. You gave you hooked me
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  Speaker 4: up with our company, our company.
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  Speaker 2: I heart.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: I heart media and all the people, our bosses that
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  Speaker 4: are listening because we get free therapy.
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  Speaker 8: I think it is beneficial and very useful. And I
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  Speaker 8: think you could use it.
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  Speaker 3: I think it'll help.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You've been using yours to deal with like what was
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  Speaker 4: so far since you have been in therapy. What's the
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  Speaker 4: biggest thing that you've learned about yourself? Or the biggest
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  Speaker 4: tool you've been given? Because I know maybe you don't
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  Speaker 4: want to talk about the things you've learned about yourself.
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  Speaker 8: I've learned how to communicate a bit better and learn
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  Speaker 8: about myself more than I knew.
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  Speaker 5: I wonder if we have the same therapist.
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  Speaker 2: Are you going to a girl?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but we are not dealing with the same therapist.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know? We've got the same list of providers.
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  Speaker 2: You have no idea.
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  Speaker 3: No, the person I'm with is already full. She doesn't
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  Speaker 3: take any.
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  Speaker 5: More bookings right now.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe not.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe I used my.
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  Speaker 3: Your powers.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe I pulled some strings and got the same person
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  Speaker 4: because I need to know what you're saying about me
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  Speaker 4: to your therapist. I'm going to go back and give
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  Speaker 4: my side of the story.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think you know how therapy works yet.
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  Speaker 2: But we'll figure it out.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, if you have good news you want to share,
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  Speaker 4: call the show.
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  Speaker 2: 833-501-BAMA is the number.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to The Alabama Show On Demand.
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  Speaker 5: One of my peacocks ran away this weekend.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. Did you get it back?
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  Speaker 5: No, but I know where it is. By the way,
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  Speaker 5: thanks for listening to The Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with
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  Speaker 5: producer Blake. I'm the girl that has 10 peacocks.
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  Speaker 4: That have been roaming the neighborhood because I got them
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  Speaker 4: and let them free range and they keep showing up
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  Speaker 4: in the Facebook groups. There was a girl on TikTok
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  Speaker 4: last week that works at City Hall of the town
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  Speaker 4: I live in and she said, we keep getting calls
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  Speaker 4: about your peacocks.
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  Speaker 3: Did you get in trouble over it?
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  Speaker 2: Not yet. I've had some complaints.
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  Speaker 5: But anyway, so I get a text. On Saturday.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. From my veterinarian, who I've known my whole life.
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  Speaker 4: I've grown up with this girl. She's the vet that
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  Speaker 4: I go to. And she lives one town over. The
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  Speaker 4: vet office is about 15 miles from my house.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm guessing they.
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  Speaker 4: And she lives close to her office. So she lives
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  Speaker 4: about 15.
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  Speaker 5: Miles from my house. This is important.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Because she texted me Saturday morning and said... She lives
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  Speaker 4: next door to her parents. She said, my dad saw
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  Speaker 4: a peacock trying to get into our chicken coop this morning.
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  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure it's one of yours.
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  Speaker 8: It got that far away?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: They roam. They roam.
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  Speaker 4: And I went, oh, my God, I think it is
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  Speaker 4: because I haven't seen all mine in a hot minute.
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  Speaker 5: And she goes, I said.
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  Speaker 4: Well, remember that time I asked you if you wanted
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  Speaker 4: some peacocks and you said no? And I sent a
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  Speaker 4: bunch of laughy face emojis.
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  Speaker 2: She goes, oh.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I think I want to try to catch them.
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  Speaker 4: I said, if you catch them, you can keep them.
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  Speaker 4: And then I'll bring you a.
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  Speaker 5: Girl too, because I have way too many.
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  Speaker 2: So she goes on Saturday.
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  Speaker 4: I said, go get deer corn, put it in the coop.
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  Speaker 2: She like moved her chickens and opened the coop door,
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  Speaker 2: put deer corn in it.
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  Speaker 4: And she goes, I'm going to go buy a hundred
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  Speaker 4: foot rope and I'm going to tie it to the
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  Speaker 4: door and I'm going to sit a hundred.
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  Speaker 5: Feet away and wait for them to go in.
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  Speaker 4: And sketch that's exactly i started laughing i said well
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  Speaker 4: let me know if you want me to come help
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  Speaker 4: you catch him so she calls me the next day
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  Speaker 4: she's already named him she goes i've named him gary
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  Speaker 4: and i love.
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  Speaker 8: Him okay human name what's going on all.
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  Speaker 4: Right perfect he's yours you're the perfect person you're a
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  Speaker 4: vet you know how to take care of animals anyway
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  Speaker 4: she texts me sunday at around noon.
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  Speaker 2: She goes got him I'm going to say this.
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  Speaker 3: She is better at catching peacocks than you are.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 2: You were awful at it. I know.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like the peacock has found the right home.
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  Speaker 4: She said she woke up at 5 a.m. Sunday morning
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  Speaker 4: and had been sitting out there waiting for hours trying
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  Speaker 4: to trap him. Shut up.
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  Speaker 3: I think she might match your crazy then.
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  Speaker 8: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Because that is insane. I love it. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: keep him. He's yours.
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  Speaker 4: I'll start trying to catch one of my females and
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  Speaker 4: bring it to you. Because we're downsizing here at the
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  Speaker 4: Alabama household who has too many birds.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm excited that she got it.
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  Speaker 3: This time's not even by choice.
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  Speaker 2: He just showed up. I was like, it was meant
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  Speaker 2: to be. Gary's yours.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway.
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  Speaker 4: Gary.
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  Speaker 5: Call the show if this has ever happened to you.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe with another pet. Probably not peacocks.
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