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Game Show Hosts (w/Jacquis Neal) · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists,
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  Speaker 1: Nicole Byer, Howie Mendel, Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 2: These three people have something in common.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, they're all game show hosts.
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  Speaker 4: If the captain is the captain of the ship, then
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  Speaker 4: the game show host is the captain of a game show.
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  Speaker 5: Like Shakespeare to a Shakespeare play or Michael Bay two explosions.
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  Speaker 5: A game show needs somebody in charge.
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  Speaker 3: So get those scores ready and listen.
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  Speaker 2: In there we go around.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Wow.
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  Speaker 6: It's great to see everybody here.
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  Speaker 7: I'm so stoked. I'm so stoked.
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  Speaker 3: It's really good to be here.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's pretty cool, Pretty cool, it's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 2: I've never worked with any of you. Watched all your work.
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  Speaker 5: No, I've never been in the same room. That's a
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  Speaker 5: crazy fun thing about game shows. We don't really ever
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  Speaker 5: work with anybody else besides the contestants.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, really, the unwashed. I'm joking, but have you noticed
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  Speaker 9: they all have a smell.
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  Speaker 10: Yes, I'm joking, but na smell like money because that's
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  Speaker 10: what they trying to win.
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  Speaker 9: You know.
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  Speaker 7: They smell like they've been standing outside all day in
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  Speaker 7: the sun.
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  Speaker 9: I'm joking.
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  Speaker 8: I'm joking. It seems like you got a lot of
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  Speaker 8: resentment audio.
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  Speaker 9: No, I love my audience, my little minions. I'm joking.
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  Speaker 9: I'm joking.
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  Speaker 6: We'll go ahead. Introduce yourself.
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  Speaker 7: Oh okay, all right. My name is Scottie Speed. I
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  Speaker 7: am the host of You Did That. It is a
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  Speaker 7: baking competition show where uh ten bakers try to fool
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  Speaker 7: six judges by either presenting a cake that they've made
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  Speaker 7: or something they bought from the store, and if the
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  Speaker 7: judges guess if the thing they bought is something they bought,
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  Speaker 7: nobody gets any money, but if one of them gets tricked,
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  Speaker 7: money goes around.
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  Speaker 1: Now, I have a question, how many times have you
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  Speaker 1: said that monologue?
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  Speaker 9: Right there? I said that monologue? I do count. It's
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  Speaker 9: been four hundred and fifty season fifteen.
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  Speaker 6: That was a little confusing.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, do you say that at the beginning of every episode?
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  Speaker 6: I do? I do?
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  Speaker 9: They have me live record the audio intro?
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  Speaker 10: And at what point does the ratings drop out at
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  Speaker 10: your on your episode?
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  Speaker 8: We have a loyal all right, the game show last?
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  Speaker 6: Okay?
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  Speaker 10: Okay, Oh hello, everybody you know who I am? Two
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  Speaker 10: and two baby, I'm drip ice baby. Yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 10: legend in the game A host, of course, the very
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  Speaker 10: popular show. You sure you want to say that? Be
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  Speaker 10: e t it's a show or black people bring in
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  Speaker 10: white people and ask them.
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  Speaker 6: You sure you.
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  Speaker 8: Want to say that?
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  Speaker 10: It's been called the most stressful hour for white America
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  Speaker 10: of all time.
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  Speaker 2: God, does your show stressed me out?
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  Speaker 8: Stresses you out?
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  Speaker 1: I know it, but it actually comes in handy because, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so used to being with my wife and when
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  Speaker 1: I'm on the road, I go to bed and I
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  Speaker 1: go I'm missing the stress that puts me to sleep.
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  Speaker 2: And I put your show on.
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  Speaker 8: Ah, you sure you want to say that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 8: You sure you want?
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  Speaker 10: You sure you want to invite the stress of white
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  Speaker 10: America into your heart drip.
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  Speaker 7: I did want to point out I saw your show
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  Speaker 7: because I went to a right aid recently to put
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  Speaker 7: my arm in one of those little blood pressure things
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  Speaker 7: that squeezes your arm, and instead of the squeezer, they
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  Speaker 7: just played your show on the screen.
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  Speaker 8: That's right, that's right.
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  Speaker 10: My show has the number one graphic for people who
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  Speaker 10: can't afford blood pressure at the doctor.
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  Speaker 11: It's really good because I symptimes. I wake up in
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  Speaker 11: the morning and I'm like a little sleepy.
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  Speaker 3: And I can't get out of bed. But I put
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  Speaker 3: on your show and then I go and then I'm
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  Speaker 3: out the door.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, yes, boy is it good?
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  Speaker 10: My show has been called the number one ratings hit
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  Speaker 10: for b ET since one O six in.
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  Speaker 5: Park, another very stressful show. Another yes, Yes, Hello everybody.
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  Speaker 5: I'm George Pook and I host Survivor with kids. It's
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  Speaker 5: a great fun spin off of Survivor where we get
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  Speaker 5: thirty kids and put them on an island for twenty
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  Speaker 5: days to see if they can survive.
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  Speaker 3: How old? How old are the kids?
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  Speaker 5: The kids range from anywhere to from thirteen to five.
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  Speaker 5: They're they're young, they're spirited, and we just the interesting
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  Speaker 5: thing about Survivor is, you know, there's there are adults,
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  Speaker 5: but with kids, you want to see what they do
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  Speaker 5: by themselves, so you kind of leave them alone a
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  Speaker 5: little bit longer.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 5: It's really fun, really safe, really safe. We're in season
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  Speaker 5: one and we're hoping we get season two.
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  Speaker 9: How much do the kiddos win?
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  Speaker 5: If they win, they win ten thousand dollars. That's just
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  Speaker 5: huge for kids.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, different, yeah, for a great kid.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, it was a great way to pitch the show.
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  Speaker 5: We kind of went in going, look, kids don't really
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  Speaker 5: have an understanding of money.
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  Speaker 6: Ten thousand dollars, that's a lot for a kid. They'll
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  Speaker 6: love that. So yes, ten thousand dollars for two kids.
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  Speaker 6: That win.
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  Speaker 8: You know.
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  Speaker 4: I actually auditioned for your role as a host a
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  Speaker 4: while ago, and I remember back then it was called
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  Speaker 4: lord of the Flies.
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  Speaker 3: Let's just fucking put them on an island project.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, it was called that, but the network, you know,
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  Speaker 5: network notes, so we had to say, I can't say
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  Speaker 5: fucking or lord of the flies.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So, but yes, that was the original pitch, is kind
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  Speaker 5: of I read that book and I thought I got
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  Speaker 5: called up when my friends who's a big time producer,
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  Speaker 5: big time producer John garmp.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, Johnny, Johnny j good guy Johnny.
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  Speaker 2: If I smoke in here, yeah, yeah, we do mine.
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  Speaker 8: I was gonna say, I mind it, but you go
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  Speaker 8: ahead and do your thing.
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  Speaker 9: If I do joke, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, Okay, it's my dern Okay. Well, my name
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  Speaker 3: is Ricky Flanagan, and I host Lady or no lady.
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  Speaker 3: There's fifty boxes up on the board.
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  Speaker 11: Half of them contain a lady and the other half
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  Speaker 11: contained nothing at all.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, a real human lady. You know, I don't watch
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  Speaker 8: the show, so I want to know there's this there's
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  Speaker 8: a woman, the women. She didn't say woman, she said lady,
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  Speaker 8: A lady.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, comebout a day.
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  Speaker 3: It's not just any woman. Anybody can be a woman.
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  Speaker 4: Now, some of the empty boxes do contain women, but
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  Speaker 4: only twenty five of them.
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  Speaker 8: Contain lady eight.
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  Speaker 9: But if it's a woman, it's considered empty.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, so it's people in every box. It's fifty people
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  Speaker 8: in fifty boxes.
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  Speaker 10: Yes, and fifty of them my women, and twenty five
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  Speaker 10: of my women for twenty five of my ladies.
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  Speaker 4: Women, twenty five of those women are actually just Jack
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  Speaker 4: in the boxes.
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  Speaker 6: So there are women Jack in the boxes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jacqueline in the boxes.
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  Speaker 8: You know what's.
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  Speaker 9: Crazy is I wasn't confused when you first described the show,
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  Speaker 9: But the more you talk about it, the.
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  Speaker 8: Least I know. There seems to be more to this
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  Speaker 8: show too.
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  Speaker 10: You got other you got other things like they're like oakers,
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  Speaker 10: the levels and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, what's up with this show?
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  Speaker 4: Tried to expand because we knew we knew the boxes
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  Speaker 4: think could get stale, so a surely we started having
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  Speaker 4: ladies hiding.
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  Speaker 3: In the rafters.
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  Speaker 4: Ah, and so you have to That's a trick of
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  Speaker 4: the show is if you want to go for a
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  Speaker 4: bonus round, you have to put a blindfold on and
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  Speaker 4: count how many ladies are in the rafters, and then
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  Speaker 4: you get a bonus point. We're on the Roku network.
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  Speaker 2: I love Roku. Those are good guys, good guys.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we pitched Lord of the Flies, but with fucking kids.
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  Speaker 5: Put the fucking kids on the boat island. But it
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  Speaker 5: just it didn't work with them. They weren't looking for
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  Speaker 5: that content. So we went a little darker.
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  Speaker 9: Their gems over there. Roku's the future, like rou the future.
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  Speaker 3: The great thing about them is I don't think they've
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  Speaker 3: seen the show once, so I've never gotten a note.
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  Speaker 9: I mean, who saw Roku coming.
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  Speaker 7: It's it's like if a television just said I'm gonna
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  Speaker 7: make TV.
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  Speaker 2: Now, that's incredible.
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  Speaker 3: What a creative way to say that.
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  Speaker 6: I'm the last, but not least, one of the labels.
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  Speaker 1: Joe and it's mister Chapel. That's me, mister Chapel. I
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  Speaker 1: host a little game show we like to call uh
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  Speaker 1: wipe out holding the lasagna while I'm surfing.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yes, and this.
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  Speaker 3: Show has been running for one, like fifty years.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we've been going since the eighties.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, can we hear can we hear a clip of
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  Speaker 10: how your voice sounded when you first got it?
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  Speaker 1: Play a vintage clip, you know, I got some Hey,
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  Speaker 1: welcome to surfing with Alasagna.
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  Speaker 8: Wipe Boat.
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  Speaker 2: That's a little boy whose balls and trapped yet?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah? Wow?
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  Speaker 2: And we shoot we shooting the depths at Burbank.
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  Speaker 1: I smoked five packs a day and you can tell
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  Speaker 1: from my voice I've changed.
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  Speaker 7: I love you, mister Chappele. I mean I used to
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  Speaker 7: watch you. I used to pretend like I was sick
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  Speaker 7: so I could watch you on my sick days when
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  Speaker 7: I was home. Oh, crowd, I would say that would
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  Speaker 7: be the best part of a sick day, was watching
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  Speaker 7: wipe Out holding Lasagna with while surfing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I love you too.
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  Speaker 10: You know when I was a little shorty growing up
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  Speaker 10: in Boston. Uh, I used to hear your catchphrase, your
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  Speaker 10: famous catchphrase, like uh uh scoopy the doupe, And I
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  Speaker 10: was like, dang, that makes me want to do TV.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's so kind.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I love my catchphrase and my people who
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  Speaker 1: wrote it shout out to Johnny C. He wrote that catchphrase,
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  Speaker 1: and h we wanted something that I could say for anything.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if somebody fell off the surfboard, if they
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  Speaker 1: ate the lasagna, if they tripped, I could just go.
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  Speaker 5: Off off And just to remind everybody this the game
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  Speaker 5: is kind of you're trying not to wipe out, and
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  Speaker 5: then you're trying to eat a lasagna, and then you're
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  Speaker 5: trying to surf right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, like Lady in a Box, it's got levels. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so you got to get to the level with the Lizas.
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  Speaker 11: That's such an honor to hear you say that. Of course,
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  Speaker 11: I was raised on your show.
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  Speaker 8: It's such a simple What happened to your voice.
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  Speaker 6: Drastically?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry I'm smoking so much my affecting you.
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  Speaker 3: I think I'm getting a little second.
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  Speaker 4: Hand and I don't remember what I sounded like before.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, I won't give the second hand smoke.
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  Speaker 11: I actually like it better than first hand smoke, to
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  Speaker 11: be honest.
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  Speaker 9: To be a hands free I do kind of like
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  Speaker 9: this new voice on you.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I think it's it's a great hosting voice.
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  Speaker 2: So you're looking for reprint.
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  Speaker 6: It's a shrill it's short, it's really good.
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  Speaker 9: It does sound like smoke is literally caught in your throat.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, I think it sounds like America's grandfather doing this,
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  Speaker 11: just a comforting voice that you could put. You sit
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  Speaker 11: back in your chair and you watch the Roku channel
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  Speaker 11: and then America's Grandpa comes on.
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  Speaker 10: Now I want to I want to push back on
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  Speaker 10: something because on my show, that right there would be
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  Speaker 10: grounds for negative five points. You see when you say
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  Speaker 10: America's grandfather, you sure you want to say America's Grandfather
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  Speaker 10: wasn't too kind?
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking about my collars so hard right now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, Dre.
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  Speaker 8: That's a that's how I hate.
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  Speaker 10: And you know what, because you apologize, which is how
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  Speaker 10: you get bonus points on my game, you go ten
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  Speaker 10: extra points.
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  Speaker 8: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Do you ever feel the points with you?
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  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I bring the points with me everywhere I go.
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  Speaker 10: That's how game show hosts do it.
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  Speaker 1: You know today, do you ever feel like you're just
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  Speaker 1: trying to live your life and you start playing your
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  Speaker 1: show like at a restaurant with your friends, and you'll
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  Speaker 1: bring your show up?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 12: No, nah.
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  Speaker 10: See when I'm off, people could say I land the
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  Speaker 10: shit around me.
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  Speaker 6: You don't care.
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  Speaker 8: I don't care. But when the camera's rolling, you sure
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  Speaker 8: you want to say that?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 11: I do want to ask you because there was that,
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  Speaker 11: of course, story that went viral about the woman who
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  Speaker 11: went on your show and then went so crazy that
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  Speaker 11: she drove a car into a palm tree.
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  Speaker 3: And then like fled the state.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Do you feel any responsibility for that?
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  Speaker 6: Or do you think she had a counting anything like that?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I get this question all the time. You
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  Speaker 10: see what I'm saying. Uh, I'm a person who likes
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  Speaker 10: good television.
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  Speaker 8: Right, you say that?
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  Speaker 11: You know?
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  Speaker 10: So, I don't feel any type of responsibility for her
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  Speaker 10: actions because who was number one that day?
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  Speaker 8: Drip was? Drip was number one.
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  Speaker 10: So as long as I'm number one, can dry your
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  Speaker 10: car into a god damn fire hydrant into a palm tree,
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  Speaker 10: you can dry your car into your grandma.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna care I that you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: I love that you win every show.
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  Speaker 6: I love that you are the winner. Oh, I win
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  Speaker 6: every show.
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  Speaker 8: I went like, I come on, brother.
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  Speaker 1: It catchs me every time. Though at the end, I go,
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  Speaker 1: maybe he won't win, and you win.
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  Speaker 8: I win.
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  Speaker 10: I win the money for every show contestings have never
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  Speaker 10: won money. I won fuur million, five hundred dollars on
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  Speaker 10: my show.
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  Speaker 9: My question is if you lose, do they replace you
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  Speaker 9: if I lose?
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  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, that's if I lose, they replace me with
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  Speaker 10: of course, Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 9: It's kind of like it follows it is it is.
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  Speaker 10: It is as soon as as soon as as soon
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  Speaker 10: as a woke white person comes who doesn't say anything
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  Speaker 10: wrong on my show, that's when I lose.
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  Speaker 8: But that's impossible. So I'm not gonna ever.
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  Speaker 3: Lose baby years and no one can do it.
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  Speaker 8: Nobody can do it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, what part of town you filming?
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  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 10: You know what I'm saying. I film in Inglewood. I
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  Speaker 10: film right behind Sofi Stadium. Oh wow, kind of stadium?
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  Speaker 8: Sound concerned at all?
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  Speaker 6: Devastatingly placed.
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  Speaker 10: Yes, it's a little loud, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 10: It's a little loud. But you know, I just my bullhorn. No,
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  Speaker 10: you know, I make up for the for the sound
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  Speaker 10: and the volume discrepancies.
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  Speaker 8: Absolute. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I have a question for everybody here because I am
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  Speaker 7: so curious about the way people's productions, because everyone shoots a.
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  Speaker 9: Game show differently, right, how many episodes. Do you guys
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  Speaker 9: shoot in one session? For me, since there's a baking show,
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  Speaker 9: we shoot one every two days.
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  Speaker 7: It takes a long time. I have to sit in
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  Speaker 7: the studio while they bake. It is excruciating, It is hard,
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  Speaker 7: and it is long.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 7: Unless they buy from a store, then the episode takes
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  Speaker 7: forty five minutes, and so.
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  Speaker 6: It really never que in the judges.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like if they don't, if they don't shoot
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  Speaker 5: for two days, the judges would know most of the
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  Speaker 5: things were purchased at the store.
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  Speaker 9: Well, that's the thing. We bring the judges in at
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  Speaker 9: the end.
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  Speaker 7: So sometimes we take two days to bake, but the
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  Speaker 7: judges don't know until they're coming in at the end.
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  Speaker 7: They don't have to sit there, thank god, just me,
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  Speaker 7: just me to kind of do color commentary while they are.
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  Speaker 6: You callow them to the store, right, I follow them
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  Speaker 6: to the store.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know if you guys can tell I actually
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  Speaker 7: used to be a comedian before I did this show.
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  Speaker 6: I couldn't. That's great.
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  Speaker 8: You couldn't tell nothing funny. I haven't said anything funny funny.
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  Speaker 9: No, I wasn't a scholar.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you want a contest.
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  Speaker 9: No, no, I sort of like.
• 15:32
  Speaker 7: No make a wish found I was a good comedian. Actually,
• 15:36
  Speaker 7: I was a good comedian and I was really good
• 15:39
  Speaker 7: and people loved me, and I took this.
• 15:40
  Speaker 9: Job and I and and now it's what I do.
• 15:43
  Speaker 7: But comedy has always been my love, my heart, and
• 15:45
  Speaker 7: I actually am doing a lot of a lot of
• 15:49
  Speaker 7: stand up sets at the tewelivistamol. If you guys want
• 15:52
  Speaker 7: to come.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Out ever, okay, wearing them all.
• 15:55
  Speaker 9: It's in the big in the food court. No, yeah,
• 16:02
  Speaker 9: it is very loud, but I use a bullhorn and
• 16:04
  Speaker 9: it's really great.
• 16:04
  Speaker 8: But how many episodes do you guys shoot?
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: Well, you know, for us, we've put these kids kind
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: of in the middle of nowhere, and so we're constantly
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: shooting for thirty days.
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: You know, it's not we don't wrap until we're done.
• 16:15
  Speaker 9: And then do the kids got to go to school?
• 16:17
  Speaker 12: School?
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: Well, we have a tutor on set, but no, not
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: really the tutor. We basically give one of the students
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: the job of tutor and they have to teach the
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: rest of the students.
• 16:27
  Speaker 10: Now, the rest of the kids, which age between the
• 16:29
  Speaker 10: thirteen or the five year old.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: Usually we aim for thirteen, but sometimes it doesn't swing
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: that way because you know it's all random at the beginning. Basically,
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: the kids get to the island, they break them to
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: different groups, and they're all assigned roles randomly. So there's
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: a cook, there's a school teacher, there's the mayor, there's
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: the police, there's the police.
• 16:51
  Speaker 8: Want to say that.
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: It's just a position, it's a it's just a position.
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: It's just a position.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, So how.
• 17:01
  Speaker 11: Many points do we all have at this point?
• 17:04
  Speaker 10: You got ten points, you got ten, zero, you got
• 17:09
  Speaker 10: five points, negative fifteen.
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: Brother, So just mentioning the police is negative fifteen. Okay.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Wait, so when you game points, it's because I said sorry.
• 17:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Oh, and now you got fifteen.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Points because I said sorry again.
• 17:23
  Speaker 11: Now you get if she says sorry in the middle
• 17:25
  Speaker 11: of a sentence.
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: No matter what you doesn't matter when you say it,
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: it's sorry.
• 17:31
  Speaker 10: Now, brother, you are white man, you gotta work harder
• 17:34
  Speaker 10: than that. You gotta work harder than that. Brother, you
• 17:36
  Speaker 10: gotta work harder than that.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: But yeah, so basically we we non stop. Shoot.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: It's it's it's fun, it's hard, it's challenging. You know,
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: it's always the worst when you lose a kid. But
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: that's just like the tricks of the trade.
• 17:48
  Speaker 10: You know, can I ask you a question, brother, because
• 17:50
  Speaker 10: you if there's something we all know as game show hosts,
• 17:54
  Speaker 10: we like to work as least as possible.
• 17:56
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, totally.
• 17:57
  Speaker 10: And you tried to make it sound like you shooting
• 17:59
  Speaker 10: foot thirty straight days. Well we know you sitting up
• 18:02
  Speaker 10: in the crib and you just make apparises and stuff.
• 18:05
  Speaker 10: How many how many of you make? How many times
• 18:10
  Speaker 10: do you come to the island?
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: You're right, I.
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: Come only when they play the game shows. And if
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: there's been a devastating loss, ye'll try to explain it
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: to the audience of what happened.
• 18:19
  Speaker 9: Now it qualifies as a devastating loss.
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: Oh you know if they're.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: Kids, so accidents happen all the time. Their kids on
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: an island in the middle of Kenyon.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: The kids survived the show, I would say, season one, Wait.
• 18:33
  Speaker 10: A minute, Oh yeah, we're shooting in the middle of
• 18:37
  Speaker 10: an island on Kenyon.
• 18:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, on the coast of the Kenyon Coast. There's an island.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: It's it's not too big, but we just throw the
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: kids on there and shoot. And basically every morning I
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: take a boat in to see what happens.
• 18:48
  Speaker 8: It's the demographic of these kids.
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: We fly him in from America. We flying from America.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: Wow, something really rough.
• 19:05
  Speaker 8: Bring a man from America.
• 19:07
  Speaker 9: Huh.
• 19:08
  Speaker 8: It feels like another twenty k going into the pockets
• 19:11
  Speaker 8: and trips coming up pretty soon.
• 19:12
  Speaker 10: We got go ahead, we can keep this going. I'm
• 19:15
  Speaker 10: gonna You're just sorry, No, I can't. You know what
• 19:20
  Speaker 10: honesty gives you everything plus twenty points.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's what I love about your game. It's always changing.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: It's always changing. Lady, you're no lady. We kind of have.
• 19:34
  Speaker 8: We have changed the game.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I switched to my cigar.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the cigar is more smoking. It's kind of
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: kick my voice higher.
• 19:44
  Speaker 11: But anyway, on lady or no lady, we are very
• 19:47
  Speaker 11: intent on having the same lady there the whole time.
• 19:50
  Speaker 11: So if one contestant reveals a lady, she's free to
• 19:54
  Speaker 11: go and she could go eat, and she could go
• 19:56
  Speaker 11: have a have a snack, go to the bathroom, whatever.
• 19:59
  Speaker 11: But it that lady is not revealed during the show,
• 20:04
  Speaker 11: then we keeper in the box for the next contestant.
• 20:07
  Speaker 11: So sometimes she's there overnight and they are.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Literally are holes.
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: Big is the box.
• 20:12
  Speaker 11: It's like ladies' eye just kind of like gott of
• 20:15
  Speaker 11: like five two five.
• 20:17
  Speaker 8: Too, just five two okay, yeah, med of like five two.
• 20:20
  Speaker 9: I didn't bring this up when we started, but I
• 20:22
  Speaker 9: actually dated a girl, well, a lady who was in
• 20:25
  Speaker 9: the box.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: You dated one of the box lady?
• 20:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I dated a box lady. And it was really
• 20:29
  Speaker 9: difficult when we were when you guys were shooting, because
• 20:34
  Speaker 9: she'd basically say.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: I really I just spent a lot of time in
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: the box, man.
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: And there was no service in the box, and it
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: was I just kind of had to lose her to
• 20:41
  Speaker 7: the box.
• 20:42
  Speaker 9: Every few weeks she'd be gone to the box, and
• 20:45
  Speaker 9: it was hard. It was hard to date.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Wasn't Kate Middleton a lady back in the day?
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: Can I ask you that?
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Just a fundamental question about the game. What happens in
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: the game? Are they are they just selecting boxes until
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: there's only one left? Or do they have permission to
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: leave and give up at something?
• 21:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: What's taking the airtime?
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: So I'm not sure when you select a lady or
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: do you get a pass.
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: I'm just confusing.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: It's so confusing.
• 21:14
  Speaker 11: You have one lucky contestant man woman or lady. They
• 21:20
  Speaker 11: stand there and they go one by one, they go one,
• 21:25
  Speaker 11: they open up the box.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Is there a woman or they.
• 21:29
  Speaker 9: Always go one by one, one, two, three, four five.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the world in the game. You can only
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: go in order.
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: I got the lady at the top is always in
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: the box.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Well, we don't know.
• 21:40
  Speaker 11: We don't know because we do switch out the ladies.
• 21:43
  Speaker 11: You know, after all, the ladies have been used seven episodes. Anyway,
• 21:48
  Speaker 11: they guess one, we reveal, we clap, regardless of who
• 21:52
  Speaker 11: it is. Number two box opens, we reveal, we clap
• 21:57
  Speaker 11: no matter who it is. And then at the end
• 22:02
  Speaker 11: of the game, you have to rock paper scissors the
• 22:05
  Speaker 11: final lady for a prize of fifty thousand dollars.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: Okay, you go through all the box so you just
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: get into the ends.
• 22:14
  Speaker 8: So the game is just rock paper scissors.
• 22:17
  Speaker 9: It's a long gree it's kind of a big boss battle.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: It's like revealing somebody behind the door.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're splitting hairs here, I guess.
• 22:25
  Speaker 11: The technical game is rock paper scissors, and the ladies
• 22:29
  Speaker 11: in the boxes are all fanfare.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: But once you get into it, it's a really captivating
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: show to watch. You never know what's gonna happen next?
• 22:38
  Speaker 8: Now I heard something.
• 22:40
  Speaker 10: I know we still got to talk about how many
• 22:42
  Speaker 10: games we record in a day, but I heard some
• 22:45
  Speaker 10: you know you famously, you know most people, because we
• 22:48
  Speaker 10: are you know, we just getting on the other side of.
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: COVID most people. God, yeah, yeah, I'm so happy. You know,
• 22:55
  Speaker 8: we didn't even care we were you know, we kept going,
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: We kept going.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I get a boner every time they put a thing
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: in my nostril.
• 23:03
  Speaker 8: Okay, okay, hard to get COVID.
• 23:07
  Speaker 9: You know what I love about you, mister, You're good.
• 23:10
  Speaker 8: I want to know a.
• 23:11
  Speaker 9: Man like you will never exist in the industry again.
• 23:14
  Speaker 9: And I want to hold on to you for as
• 23:15
  Speaker 9: long as possible because I'm gonna miss it. I'm gonna
• 23:18
  Speaker 9: miss the problematicness.
• 23:21
  Speaker 8: I'm being honest. You hold and known, You hold the
• 23:24
  Speaker 8: known all right now, you know.
• 23:26
  Speaker 10: And when we're during COVID, we weren't allowed to touch,
• 23:28
  Speaker 10: so people would fist bump, right, you know, people with
• 23:30
  Speaker 10: fist bump.
• 23:31
  Speaker 8: But I heard you don't like to fist bump.
• 23:33
  Speaker 10: You know what I'm saying you You you like you
• 23:36
  Speaker 10: hug and kiss everybody.
• 23:37
  Speaker 11: No, I think the fist bumping displays. I think fist
• 23:41
  Speaker 11: bumping transmits two futures, Yeah, hug and kiss as many
• 23:46
  Speaker 11: people as possible so that I can build up a
• 23:49
  Speaker 11: natural immunity natural.
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: So basically, every time a woman or lady comes out
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: of a box, you're going to kissing it? Right?
• 23:56
  Speaker 11: Well, I ask first, and that's what takes up a
• 23:59
  Speaker 11: lot of the shooting time. Every he comes out of
• 24:03
  Speaker 11: the box, and then I say, hello, lady, is it
• 24:06
  Speaker 11: okay if I hug you? And then she says yes.
• 24:09
  Speaker 11: I give her a hug, and then I go thank you.
• 24:12
  Speaker 11: Is it okay if I kiss you?
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: And then she says yes, and then I go in
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: for the GISs.
• 24:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 24:16
  Speaker 11: And so I take a lot of time, and sometimes
• 24:18
  Speaker 11: I'll ask are you sure?
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Are you sure?
• 24:20
  Speaker 9: And then to be clear, she goes back in the
• 24:22
  Speaker 9: box and then close it and they go to number two.
• 24:24
  Speaker 8: And then they will amount yeah, Well.
• 24:27
  Speaker 11: Once you've been out of the box, you can kind
• 24:29
  Speaker 11: of sit where the box was and sort of hang
• 24:31
  Speaker 11: out and be a pretty lady, unless you're a woman,
• 24:34
  Speaker 11: then you have to leave.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: My seventeen year old daughter sent me an article in
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Vulture about how you're you're You're h how you're you're
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: really giving a platform for consent in your show.
• 24:48
  Speaker 9: And that's awesome and that's a really cool day.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: That's the fundamentals that Lady or No Lady was founded upon.
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: Consent.
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: Get inside this box, consent.
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: Exactly for Yes, I love that.
• 25:01
  Speaker 9: It's awesome.
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: Now we know what's really going on with your voice.
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: You got mano.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: Yes, I think I have permanent mono.
• 25:09
  Speaker 11: Yes, but I've never checked natural immunity.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Oh good for you.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: I gotta know about this surfing show.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: We clock in once a month and we do sixteen
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: hour days. Right because the rest of us, the lights,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: we don't move once we set them up. It's all
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: about the surfboard and the kitchen behind the surfboard, and
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: the spot we put on the guy. And then we
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: got the two PA's that shake the surfboard and handle lasagna.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: And I will occasionally shout out trivia from my lawn
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: chair that they suspend over the stage.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: But besides that, we're in and out.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess for as many questions as I had
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: about Lady or No Lady, I've got no real questions
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: about wipeout.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Like the surfboard, it stands, it's a classic show.
• 25:53
  Speaker 11: And you sitting in that lawn chair suspended above the ocean,
• 25:58
  Speaker 11: is you know an that's been blasted all over society
• 26:02
  Speaker 11: for many years.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: The t shirts, the toad back.
• 26:05
  Speaker 9: My uncle's are tattoo right above his belly button of you.
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: Oh, that's so kind.
• 26:10
  Speaker 8: Grandma got a got a picture of you above a TV.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: That's so sweet. I mean, I we are.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: It's a fantasy working where I work. Yeah, because you
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: know what people like watching.
• 26:23
  Speaker 13: People fall And there's your your final tagline that you
• 26:27
  Speaker 13: always say, because you know it was keep the nuts
• 26:31
  Speaker 13: on those pets the way it.
• 26:33
  Speaker 9: Was so anti spaining and utering.
• 26:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, and it sent a.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: Lot of confusing messages.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: You.
• 26:44
  Speaker 10: You got in trouble for that. A few years ago.
• 26:46
  Speaker 10: I was on your side on Twitter. I was like,
• 26:48
  Speaker 10: you leave my man alone. You got in trouble for
• 26:51
  Speaker 10: going and like reattaching nuts on dogs and cats.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Thank you trip. I know that I shouldn't be putting.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Them back on, but I can't prevent them from ever
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: getting it off again.
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: You was sewing them back on. Yeah.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I remember when they they wanted to up my contract
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: when we hit five years, and that was right when
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I had really started having a personal journey myself with
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: my pets nuts going away and their personality is being lost.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I'm watching these pets.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Lose their goddamn minds when you cut their nuts off.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: And I said, never again, am I gotta do this?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: So I told my agent I ain't going back to
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: the show unless I can have a moment at the
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: end of the show where I tell people you keep
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: your nuts on those tacks.
• 27:26
  Speaker 10: I can I ask the legitimate question real quick, A
• 27:28
  Speaker 10: legitimate question. Yeah, go ahead, you know, uh no, it's
• 27:32
  Speaker 10: not for you. Well, it's for everybody. It's for everybody
• 27:34
  Speaker 10: whoever knows this. This is a legitimate question. You know,
• 27:36
  Speaker 10: when you knew that you take the nuts away. What
• 27:39
  Speaker 10: you're taking away when you spay.
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: So when you spay, you actually use this little tool
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: that you hook, You're you're you're taking away the the uterus,
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: you're taking away the So it's it's internal and you
• 27:52
  Speaker 7: have to they actually they when when the vets bring
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: it up, they kind of snap it like a little guy.
• 27:58
  Speaker 10: How you come off like I are not like a
• 28:01
  Speaker 10: comedian a comedian.
• 28:03
  Speaker 12: Man, It was no time, but you know you let
• 28:05
  Speaker 12: me see my punchline at the end of the d
• 28:08
  Speaker 12: get to your snap like a little gume, and I
• 28:12
  Speaker 12: wouldn't want them to do that to me.
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, not really a punchline, that.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Kind of This is why you're doing comedy in a
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: full court.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: It's a good start, but I think we can punch
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: this up.
• 28:25
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: Can I ask what you are.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: Because at the beginning of this I thought you were
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: maybe twenty, but now you feel sixty plus.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, this is a fun game.
• 28:37
  Speaker 11: I'm going to award fifty points to whoever can correctly
• 28:41
  Speaker 11: guess my age.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: So here are the riddles.
• 28:44
  Speaker 11: The riddles it's between sixteen and ninety nine.
• 28:50
  Speaker 8: Yeh.
• 28:50
  Speaker 11: Riddle number two it's not how old your mother is.
• 28:54
  Speaker 11: And riddle number three it's not how old your baby is.
• 28:59
  Speaker 9: We all go around and just get listen, let's guess dead.
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: Okay, your mama's dead.
• 29:06
  Speaker 8: Okay, that makes sense. That makes sense.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: We older you guys mothers, and we'll just mom.
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: Fifty two, Okay, she's also fifty two.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so I'm not fifty two.
• 29:15
  Speaker 9: Fifty two my mom is seventy three.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: I'm not seventy three.
• 29:22
  Speaker 8: My kids ain't born yeah, so they zero yeah, same.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: But we're getting whatever.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: We're getting.
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: I'm just gonna take a guess of twenty six.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: I'm seventy two.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: You know what this makes me?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I have a question for this because that was a
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: bad game but hosted by a good person. YEA, believe
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: in a game show that's bad with a good host.
• 29:47
  Speaker 8: Now, let me tell you.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Do you think they don't exist?
• 29:49
  Speaker 10: Let me tell you about that. You know, uh brightbart
• 29:53
  Speaker 10: dot com?
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: Right, yes, right Part?
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, here, I do my own research.
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, promote the crud out of Survivor CAD. We'll see.
• 30:01
  Speaker 10: They don't like me, you know what I'm saying. They
• 30:03
  Speaker 10: don't like my show. They don't like my show very much.
• 30:06
  Speaker 10: I don't give much traction on truth social you know
• 30:08
  Speaker 10: what I'm saying. But the show, they'd be like, this
• 30:10
  Speaker 10: show is bad for America. It's just making white people
• 30:14
  Speaker 10: feel like they can't be alive and you know, function
• 30:17
  Speaker 10: in society. But they say, but that's your advice. Though,
• 30:21
  Speaker 10: that's your addis is a damn good host. So according
• 30:24
  Speaker 10: to some people, my show is bad, but they still
• 30:26
  Speaker 10: watch it.
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: Wow, I do.
• 30:29
  Speaker 11: Believe you make up a significant portion of Bright Part's income.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Because of hate clicks. Because people are clicking because they're angry.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: Hate clicks, and also love clicks because they always I
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: see Steve Bannon give editorials about how much he's a
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: fan of your hosting ability.
• 30:44
  Speaker 8: You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying.
• 30:45
  Speaker 10: I normally I wouldn't take that endorsement, but dr Ice,
• 30:49
  Speaker 10: take any endorsement you can give.
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: You know what I'm saying. I love that.
• 30:53
  Speaker 7: I cannot tell you who likes you did that because
• 30:55
  Speaker 7: people just shouted at me on the street all the time.
• 30:58
  Speaker 7: But I can't ever catch their face like they shout
• 31:01
  Speaker 7: it because it's my cashphrase, Oh you did that, And
• 31:03
  Speaker 7: so by accidentally, if my dog poops or something, all
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: hear just a whizzing car. You did that, and I
• 31:08
  Speaker 7: won't know who it is. And I feel like people
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: watch it. But every time I try to be who
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: is that, like, it's always just some kind of shout
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: at me.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: So it's like, yeah, who is that?
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, nobody has ever recognized me.
• 31:21
  Speaker 7: Well, you do seem to be shifting kind of at
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: a Yeah, you're a chameleon.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, sometimes I have a beard, sometimes I don't.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: But you know what, what, I'll just say, I think
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: that Howie Mendel is a piece of shit.
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, yeah, WoT.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I think that game show is the best written game
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: I've ever saw.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: So you think it's a good.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: Good show bad? Hell.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying is I think it's up for debate.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I think it depends. I think the Monopoly Man's a
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: good host Monopoly. Sure man is the host of Monopoly
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: in so many words.
• 31:58
  Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, yeah.
• 32:00
  Speaker 9: Did you get to meet Regis?
• 32:02
  Speaker 10: Oh Man, I met Regions man. Regis was that guy man?
• 32:05
  Speaker 10: Regis was that I got a story about regions. We
• 32:11
  Speaker 10: got a story about regions. Boy, I got a story
• 32:14
  Speaker 10: about regions. So the years two thousand and six. You
• 32:17
  Speaker 10: know what I'm saying.
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: What you're saying, you know.
• 32:20
  Speaker 10: A young, a young Barry Obama is uh, we called
• 32:23
  Speaker 10: him Barry back in the day, we all hanging out
• 32:25
  Speaker 10: in Hyde Park, Chicago. You know what I'm saying, Me
• 32:28
  Speaker 10: Bury Obama, Regis, Phil Group, Mary Jry j BLI.
• 32:37
  Speaker 8: We was playing, you know what I'm saying. We was
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: playing and uh.
• 32:41
  Speaker 10: And you know, and and I you know, I had
• 32:43
  Speaker 10: a lot of cars in my hands, so I wasn't
• 32:46
  Speaker 10: I wasn't there.
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: Bury Obama had one car.
• 32:48
  Speaker 10: He was like no, and Regis hit him with the
• 32:51
  Speaker 10: blappity black blou and if yn'll know what that means,
• 32:54
  Speaker 10: that means he hit him with the draw fall draw
• 32:56
  Speaker 10: to reverse reverse skip and he hit him with all
• 33:00
  Speaker 10: os And Barry Obama was like, I'm going wrong for
• 33:04
  Speaker 10: president when I get that, and when I get that presidency,
• 33:09
  Speaker 10: I'm going to start a life's long mission to end
• 33:13
  Speaker 10: your life.
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: He said this to Region Region. Mary J. Blige was
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: just there saying she was she was just Switzerland. She
• 33:23
  Speaker 8: was just like, no more pain rama. Yeah, that's what
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: she was saying, and uh, you know, and he did it.
• 33:32
  Speaker 8: Barry went on, he became president and reaches Philip and died.
• 33:36
  Speaker 8: That's a star.
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I have a similar story and uh you do.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe it's for another time.
• 33:47
  Speaker 9: No, No, I think it's for an hour.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Similar if it's similar.
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and this is this is a story that happened
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: you And it's not a story you're doing for points.
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: No, No, it's a story that happened to me. It
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: was me, Regis philbin Uh.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: We had Alex Trebek there and we also had I'm
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: one of my favorite people, Hillary Clinton. She's great, and
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: we were all playing a game, a little game called life,
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: so very similar.
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: Weirdly, how similar.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: This is yea, And basically I soft pitched the show
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: idea to him, which was actually really exciting to kind
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: of you know, like, what if we got all these
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: kids from America put them in Kenya and just.
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: See what happens.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: You left pitching that for years.
• 34:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and it's gonna say I don't like this Kenya. Thanks,
• 34:42
  Speaker 8: I could see some points.
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: Kenya. There's nothing wrong with Kenya.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: We love Kenya, and we'll bringing a lot of money
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: to Kenya. And the one thing he did say was
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: don't do this. You know, this is a terrible, terrible idea.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: Five year olds going to Kenya by themselves and being
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: left an island not a good idea. And you know,
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: we have potato Potato. So we made the show without him.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: We were all hanging.
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: It was a good time.
• 35:09
  Speaker 8: Well, what was his role going to be on the show?
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: Oh, he was. He didn't have a role. He was
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: just kind of I was just talking to.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: Him more as a mentor, see more as a mentor,
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: and then we had a falling out.
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: But yeah, that's incredible.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: I was in an a capella group with rageous.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: In college, it was me uh regeous and we're enough
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Mary J.
• 35:30
  Speaker 8: Blotch.
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: Maybe J you were singing her song?
• 35:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I know, you know them all.
• 35:36
  Speaker 9: People don't know that she was a kid genius. You
• 35:38
  Speaker 9: should know that she was in she was in college
• 35:41
  Speaker 9: and when she was eight.
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: So when you say that, it makes you sound like
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: a scholar, like why would uh.
• 35:46
  Speaker 9: No, But if you haven't heard the joke, the punchline,
• 35:50
  Speaker 9: the punchline, she.
• 35:51
  Speaker 7: Was in college when she was eight. I was in
• 35:53
  Speaker 7: college too, the college of my my pooping my pants
• 35:59
  Speaker 7: and in elementary school.
• 36:03
  Speaker 8: So was Mary J. Blige a lady on your show?
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: Okay, so she was a lady.
• 36:10
  Speaker 11: But because we never have celebrities, she was a different
• 36:14
  Speaker 11: She was on a new level.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: She was the ultimate lady.
• 36:18
  Speaker 8: Oh wow. And if you.
• 36:21
  Speaker 11: Open up, if you catch an ultimate lady, then you
• 36:25
  Speaker 11: get fifty one thousand dollars, You get an extra one
• 36:29
  Speaker 11: thousand dollars, and.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: You get to hug the ultimate lady for two.
• 36:35
  Speaker 11: Seconds with her consent, of course, with her consent. Wow,
• 36:40
  Speaker 11: which takes a little longer because I have to ask
• 36:42
  Speaker 11: may I hug you?
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: And may I contestant hug you?
• 36:45
  Speaker 11: But that's the price we pay for a little bit
• 36:48
  Speaker 11: more of a fifth solid foundation of consent.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Of course, I have to ask you because you do
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: have celebrities on your show.
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I got a few celebrities.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Who has been your favorite celebrity.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: To have on?
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: Can I just jump into when you said to Vin
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: Diesel you looked at at Diesel, Oh do you want
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: Are you sure you want to say that?
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: And he almost had a conniption. That was awesome.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Or when Selena Gomez shit her pants.
• 37:15
  Speaker 8: Oh, man, yo, when Selena g shit them poopy.
• 37:19
  Speaker 10: Sh them, shipped them poopies.
• 37:24
  Speaker 8: Man, she shipped them poopies.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: At the Boo Boo when Lindsay Lohan wouldn't stop, Yeah.
• 37:29
  Speaker 8: That was bad.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Who was it that blood from their nipples?
• 37:33
  Speaker 8: Oh? You know what I'm saying?
• 37:34
  Speaker 10: That was uh the the old woman from uh uh
• 37:39
  Speaker 10: down to Nabby.
• 37:40
  Speaker 9: Oh, Dave, Maggie Smith Maggie.
• 37:42
  Speaker 8: Smith Man, Maggie smith Man I.
• 37:45
  Speaker 9: And when Martino Martindale ran her car through the set. Yeah,
• 37:48
  Speaker 9: that was crazy.
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: That was a good episode. That was a good episode.
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: That was a good episode.
• 37:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 37:52
  Speaker 10: Now we had all we We've had all the celebrities.
• 37:54
  Speaker 10: You know what I'm saying I would probably say my
• 37:56
  Speaker 10: favorite one out of all the celebrities we've had was
• 38:01
  Speaker 10: probably uh, Hillary Clinton too.
• 38:04
  Speaker 8: You know Hillary Hillary Clinton.
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: We have Yeah, we have some similarities.
• 38:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, man, Hillary Clinton.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: As Hillary been on everybody show here she Yeah, she
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: was a contestant.
• 38:15
  Speaker 8: She was. I know she was on.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Your show when she was first Lady.
• 38:20
  Speaker 10: I don't know if anybody watches Lady, your lady, but
• 38:22
  Speaker 10: lady or no.
• 38:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so she was.
• 38:26
  Speaker 11: Not in the boxes because I could not do that
• 38:29
  Speaker 11: to Hillary Clinton.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: But she was a contestant.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: The ladies.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: This was through a crazy connection.
• 38:38
  Speaker 11: I was sort of a make a wish kid for
• 38:40
  Speaker 11: Bill Clinton early on.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: It's a long story. We don't have to get in.
• 38:45
  Speaker 9: I do know presidents get.
• 38:48
  Speaker 8: When you're a.
• 38:48
  Speaker 11: President, you are assigned a make a wish kin and
• 38:52
  Speaker 11: you kind of have to make all their dreams come
• 38:55
  Speaker 11: drue on a whim.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: And I saved all mine.
• 38:58
  Speaker 8: Up.
• 38:58
  Speaker 11: I was a kid and I was like, oh, I
• 39:00
  Speaker 11: really wish I had an ice cream cone right now.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna save it.
• 39:03
  Speaker 11: And I saved every wish I had until I could
• 39:06
  Speaker 11: combine them into an ultimate wish, which was please mister
• 39:09
  Speaker 11: Bill Clinton.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Sir, can you ask your wife Hilary Clinton to be
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: a guest on Lady or No Lady?
• 39:16
  Speaker 8: Wow?
• 39:17
  Speaker 9: Wow, beautiful story.
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's beautiful. And I didn't know you planned Lady
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: or No Lady for that long.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: It was a dream I had ever since I was
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: a boy.
• 39:27
  Speaker 8: Wow?
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Can I can we go?
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Ask one last question before we go? Because I'm dining. No,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: if you got to be you got to host any
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: show besides your rown, what would it be made up
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: or real?
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: Gosh?
• 39:40
  Speaker 8: Wow, wow, wow wow. You know I'm gonna go on here.
• 39:43
  Speaker 10: I cannot do you guys, mind if I because this
• 39:45
  Speaker 10: is a this is a this is a sensitive subject
• 39:48
  Speaker 10: for me.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: You know, because you're really you're tearing up fully drip.
• 39:54
  Speaker 8: Nobody see my eyes and trip's going trip, drip. Nobody
• 39:57
  Speaker 8: see my eyes in fifteen years? You know they're so big. Yeah,
• 40:05
  Speaker 8: they're so big. You know.
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 40:08
  Speaker 10: The thing that really made me want to do it,
• 40:10
  Speaker 10: and I know I said you made me want to
• 40:11
  Speaker 10: do it, and I'm not lying. You didn't make me
• 40:13
  Speaker 10: want to do it, but uh, there was this little
• 40:15
  Speaker 10: show called Double Dare you know what I'm saying?
• 40:18
  Speaker 8: Host Mark Summers you're not a good guy.
• 40:21
  Speaker 10: My good good, good guy, really good guy Mark Summers
• 40:25
  Speaker 10: and uh, you know, if you don't know the show.
• 40:27
  Speaker 8: He would bring kids and families on. They would answer questions.
• 40:29
  Speaker 10: If they got them wrong, they would go down and
• 40:31
  Speaker 10: pie each other in the face and do physical challenges
• 40:34
  Speaker 10: and then run the obstacle course. They called it the
• 40:36
  Speaker 10: Slobsticle course because Nickelodeon was a g like that and
• 40:40
  Speaker 10: I just love that growing up.
• 40:41
  Speaker 8: So you know, that's what made me want to do it. Man,
• 40:44
  Speaker 8: it made me. Uh, you know, we all have our inspiration.
• 40:47
  Speaker 8: That's what made me want to do it.
• 40:48
  Speaker 10: So if I if I ever had the chance to
• 40:51
  Speaker 10: host a nothing gate show besides My Gate Show, I would.
• 40:56
  Speaker 8: Host Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: Oh different?
• 41:01
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, yeah, I was just telling a story. There's
• 41:09
  Speaker 10: nobody so funny.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: Double There was actually a huge, you know, inspiration for
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: Survivor Kids. It was just kind of like, what if
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: we did double there but in Kenya?
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: And wow, yeah it was fun. It was fun.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Would your dream show be a kid involving too or you.
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: Know, I was just gonna say that.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: I think for me, I would love to do Bachelor Kids.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: I feel like that would be really fun.
• 41:30
  Speaker 6: I mean, there's just such a huge job.
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, kids, we could do Fear Factor kids. I feel
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: like that would be so fun, you know, so interesting
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: because I think when you're when you're a kid, the
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: world is so impressionable on you, and I just.
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: Want to see these kids become adults.
• 41:48
  Speaker 11: Can I ask you what happened or what was the
• 41:51
  Speaker 11: general vibe of your childhood?
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: So basically, my parents were missionaries in Kenya and it
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: wasn't great. My dad would go off a lot, and basically, so.
• 42:06
  Speaker 10: Your life in Kenya wasn't great. I'm sure you want
• 42:10
  Speaker 10: to say, no, my childhood was great. Okay, my childhood
• 42:18
  Speaker 10: is great. I want to take that back, thank you. Yeah,
• 42:21
  Speaker 10: my childhoods are great.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: I had a great childhood, So yeah, all right, my
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: childhood is great.
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: I think my dream show that I would host would
• 42:31
  Speaker 7: be like a game show that's only stand up comics,
• 42:37
  Speaker 7: but there's no points and people just get to tell
• 42:42
  Speaker 7: their jokes and then leave it us before a live
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: studio audience.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: So you want to be booked on a stand up show?
• 42:48
  Speaker 9: I would like that. That would be my goal. That
• 42:51
  Speaker 9: would be awesome. But until then, I love doing you
• 42:56
  Speaker 9: did that.
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: Because there's so many interesting people and it's so fun
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: and there's so much cool stuff and the bakers are amazing.
• 43:06
  Speaker 7: And this week we actually have world famous pastry chef
• 43:12
  Speaker 7: Jacqueline bonshitt.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: Do made from bonche do for her.
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, would she ever go to the store and buy something?
• 43:23
  Speaker 9: She's the judge, one of one of six. We also
• 43:26
  Speaker 9: have a sports analyst.
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: We have a really famous TikToker named Sassy Little Booger.
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: Oh, I love Sassy Little Booger. He does the funniest
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: French five faces.
• 43:37
  Speaker 11: He has the funniest p ov skits.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: I've ever seen.
• 43:41
  Speaker 7: And then three of the try guys and so they're
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: gonna be on and it's gonna be so much fun,
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: so check it out.
• 43:47
  Speaker 9: But I'm also available for other stuff incredible.
• 43:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you know, if I had to host any other show, I.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Think it would be Saturday Night Live.
• 44:00
  Speaker 11: But I would never do it because that would mean
• 44:03
  Speaker 11: I'm taking one moment away from my own show. Lady
• 44:07
  Speaker 11: or no, Lady, I've hit my dream and there's nothing
• 44:10
  Speaker 11: else I want.
• 44:11
  Speaker 9: That's wow, And you'd only be able to host this
• 44:14
  Speaker 9: it out once.
• 44:15
  Speaker 8: They don't have to be one and done yeah, yes.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Exactly why I'd never give it up.
• 44:20
  Speaker 8: Would you have a host of men and no man show?
• 44:23
  Speaker 11: Oh yeah, I don't think that men fit into boxes,
• 44:26
  Speaker 11: and oh yeah, that's right.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know how it would work.
• 44:29
  Speaker 11: Like I'm trying to wrap my head around a man
• 44:32
  Speaker 11: shaped box and I don't know.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'd love to talk to you about it later,
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: but I don't. I'm gonna have to think about that one.
• 44:41
  Speaker 9: Well, so that illuminated something for me. These are not
• 44:43
  Speaker 9: large crates. These are shaped like the women.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, so they're not like you.
• 44:50
  Speaker 8: They're more like yeah, old Egyptian coffege.
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: Box shaped to their bodies.
• 44:54
  Speaker 11: They're kind of like you know what a Barbie comes
• 44:56
  Speaker 11: in the plastic lining around it.
• 44:59
  Speaker 8: That's a box though, Yeah, that's a square box.
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: I guess it's a square box.
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: But inside of it, it's Barbie pressed against plastic.
• 45:08
  Speaker 6: Oh you mean that part?
• 45:09
  Speaker 8: Oh wow?
• 45:10
  Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, so it is pretty obvious when it's a
• 45:13
  Speaker 11: lady and when it's a jacket the box.
• 45:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah wow. Yeah.
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: But Bill Clinton got you this right.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't talk about it.
• 45:23
  Speaker 8: Bunch.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: You guys should tune in the Roku channel.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: My dream show would be I'm very inspired by your work, Drip,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: and I would do something a little similar but different,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: where I would bring in these pet owners and before
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: they're about to snap off their pets little balls, I.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Say, do you sure you want to do that? And
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: we'll and we'll have fire coming from.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: The ceiling and then we'll put them and then I'll
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: go and then we'll have a pa bring scissors near
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: their balls.
• 45:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and we'll say if.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: You want to cut, if you want to take off
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: the balls of your pets, you gotta take off the.
• 46:02
  Speaker 8: Balls, are you? Yeah?
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Tune in hopefully at the Roku channel. I have a
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: bitch next week.
• 46:08
  Speaker 8: Were were yo? Can I Can I be a guest
• 46:10
  Speaker 8: on your show? Yes?
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: We're keep those balls on those pets.
• 46:16
  Speaker 9: I would really love to be Oh.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: No, oh, my voice is changing too because that's swoot.
• 46:24
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know it. I've been through.
• 46:26
  Speaker 8: Five pass What did you do?
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: This has been Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists,
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: answering the question. Now that's why we call it show business.
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: Good Night.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists is an improvised
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: Hollywood roundtable podcast, created, performed, and produced by Kylie Brakeman,
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: Jeremy Colhanne, Angela Jiritana, and Patrick McDonald.
• 46:48
  Speaker 7: Our guest today is comedian, improviser and actor Jack heise Neil.
• 46:51
  Speaker 7: You can follow him on Instagram at Jack keith Neil.
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• 46:58
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• 47:03
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