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OUTRO: Them There Boosies · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For All Your Man Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: For Raw Doggets four to seven every weekday on radio
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  Speaker 1: back phone.
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  Speaker 2: Mystery Waitress Jason's wearing a pornographic t shirt. Where'd you
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  Speaker 2: get that from? Yes, it's wardrobe. It's got a ladies
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  Speaker 2: sitting on the ground, crossing her legs. She's in the nude.
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  Speaker 2: She's got a hand on a small what could be
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  Speaker 2: an ant hill. And on the other side is a tree.
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  Speaker 2: There's a tree growing on either side of her, well
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  Speaker 2: a shrub well. I suppose that it's a small they
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  Speaker 2: are two small trees. Let's say it's a plant. It's
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  Speaker 2: a couple of plants here coming out of the earth.
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  Speaker 2: And then she's holding a dish and above the dish
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  Speaker 2: is a question mark and the riding underneath it, says
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  Speaker 2: mystery waitress. Very confusing, but serving up a couple of
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  Speaker 2: them there busies.
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  Speaker 1: As that on the menu, Jason, I right?
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  Speaker 2: Is that why you got it? Men? Because he's serving
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  Speaker 2: up a couple of them, the busies.
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  Speaker 3: She's serving a couple of up a couple of them
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  Speaker 3: there busies. To be honest with you. This is what
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  Speaker 3: happened this morning my wife. We were lying in bed
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  Speaker 3: and my wife said to me, when are you going
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  Speaker 3: to do your side of the wardrobe, as in, clean
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  Speaker 3: it out and pack it up.
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  Speaker 2: And I went off today, I suppose.
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  Speaker 3: And so I was going through all my T shirts
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  Speaker 3: and stuff and this was in there. I do believe
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  Speaker 3: it actually belonged to one of my daughters. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 3: that and that I stole it. But it was that
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  Speaker 3: classic thing of going through all the ship and going, oh,
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  Speaker 3: that's where that is, that's where that is the wardrobe. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but I've got like cubicles and they're just all stuffed
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  Speaker 3: in there, and I don't know, I don't you know,
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  Speaker 3: fold them like Kezy, and I have.
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  Speaker 2: Them on a hang. I have all my T shirts
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  Speaker 2: hanging on clothes hangers, just because it makes it easier
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  Speaker 2: to find them. No.
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  Speaker 4: I tried to do that, but I've got so much
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  Speaker 4: stuff hanging up that I don't enough space.
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  Speaker 2: Name share a wardrobe with your wife, Yes, I use
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  Speaker 2: the one in the spear room. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: The one in the spear room is full of all
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  Speaker 1: sorts of crap sort of jump.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: No, well it's kind of divvy it's naturally set apart
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  Speaker 3: our wardrobe.
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  Speaker 2: Walking.
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  Speaker 3: No, not a walking, No, I suppose in a way
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  Speaker 3: it is kind of walking.
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  Speaker 2: You open up the yeah, you open up?
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  Speaker 1: Do you walk in a.
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  Speaker 2: Sort of foul bifold doors? Is that what you got
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  Speaker 2: on there?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: Just sliding sliding, sliding.
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  Speaker 4: Rich guy. I feel like that's that ship. I feel
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  Speaker 4: like it should say, like buzzies, it's what's for dinner
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  Speaker 4: or something like that, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Or you can eat easy? How old are you man?
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  Speaker 2: They're just buzzies, all right?
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  Speaker 3: I know you get You should have seen how the
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  Speaker 3: look on his face when he saw the buzzies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like half the front.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's not often your co walker coal, your co
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  Speaker 4: walker works in wearing a busy shit.
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  Speaker 2: That's true, very rare. Yeah, well, I imagine you'll be
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  Speaker 2: facing some kind of harassment charge.
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  Speaker 3: Funny you should say that because I stopped at the
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  Speaker 3: picture station on the way in and there was a
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  Speaker 3: woman serving behind the counter and I rather self consciously
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  Speaker 3: covered covered the buzzies with my arm.
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  Speaker 2: You're you're like you got your thumb and forefinger together
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  Speaker 2: on each of your hands, and then you were you
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  Speaker 2: tweaking them. You're tweaking them, tweaking my buzzies on my shit.
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  Speaker 3: I was hiding the buzzies from the lady serving me
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  Speaker 3: because I thought, oh, she might find them offensive.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, and they're not in your face buzzies.
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  Speaker 4: Can I also just say that it's a very crude
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  Speaker 4: drawing of a woman with buzzies. It's not like a
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  Speaker 4: really high definition realistic set of buzzies.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I know you like version of your
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  Speaker 3: face either, is it?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's just people of a scribble.
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  Speaker 4: People might be picturing Jason wearing just a full blown
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  Speaker 4: naked woman shirt with their buzzies out.
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  Speaker 2: As much detail as you'd like. That it's a sketch
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  Speaker 2: more than anything else.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a doodle. Someone said someone's doodled some buzzies.
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  Speaker 3: Well, funny you should say that, because I found my
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  Speaker 3: doodle T shirt as well. Oh yeah, and it's just
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  Speaker 3: a T shirt with a massive cock on it.
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  Speaker 1: It is that one hidea for pretty idea for alright,
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  Speaker 1: you're nice man.
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  Speaker 4: The whole big shirt week days from four on Radio
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  Speaker 4: Hurarchy Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like, and you probably probably knows this, He's
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  Speaker 2: probably seen them et times. But mystery waitress as a band, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: is that what it is?
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  Speaker 3: I think literally that one of my girls saw them
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  Speaker 3: over in Australia and bought the T shirt.
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  Speaker 2: There you go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't know if they're Australian, but I
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  Speaker 3: think she saw them in Australia.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, yeah, Well it's a nice ship man, good work.
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  Speaker 2: What are you running with? The keezy? Can I just
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  Speaker 2: say jas as well? A T shirt is what you
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  Speaker 2: should be wearing? Yeah, unbelievable.
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  Speaker 3: I was saying to look at those keysy on the
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  Speaker 3: way down to the sushi shop. I need to lose
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  Speaker 3: a bit of weight on the buzzies, a lot on
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  Speaker 3: the buzzies I'm wearing, but on my own buzzies.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah sure, you're the ones underneath those busting so much? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Well, just you know when I when I went in
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  Speaker 3: to the super into the Yes service station, I boughtle
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  Speaker 3: the Sun your topper you lucky so much. That's completely unnecessary.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't need it, no, but I hate it anyway.
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  Speaker 3: It was bloody good, yummy though oily and.
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  Speaker 2: Sort of I can ever, I had one when I
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  Speaker 2: was at school and I hate it. I haven't everyone
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  Speaker 2: since rule, and yeah, I have to go back to it.
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  Speaker 3: Red craving, craving for them every now and then, not often,
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  Speaker 3: but every now and then I go, oh, the top,
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  Speaker 3: it will be the crunchy, mincy kind of goodness.
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  Speaker 4: And if that cooked well, I don't know, like mints,
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  Speaker 4: a bit of cream, cheesey stuff that sounds nice.
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  Speaker 2: It is pretty The one I had.
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  Speaker 1: Chicken caught on blur pugs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's always the decision you have to make,
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  Speaker 4: because it's the lasagna top and the chicken caught on
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  Speaker 4: bluetop on next to each other, and the yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I'd recommend the lasagna one first and then caught on.
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  Speaker 3: I nearly went for the sort of keysy chicken bites
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  Speaker 3: you know how they got the.
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  Speaker 2: Little key the Louisiana Yeah yeah, And I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I can't. I prefer what the Louisiana tender tender. That's
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  Speaker 2: a bigger one. It's a bigger one. Yeah, I've heard
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  Speaker 2: my fear. Sure of the Southern style bites.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they go. They just don't cook them long enough.
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  Speaker 4: The ones in the in the cabinet of gas station,
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  Speaker 4: I just soft they should be Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You mean the outside should be crispy.
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  Speaker 1: They should be crispy, and that's soft and like gross.
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  Speaker 2: Do you guys like nuggets? But I think they get nuked,
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  Speaker 2: right nuggets?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they do get nuked. I do like nuggets.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they are.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking young though, they're so good that delicious.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? What they put in? What sauce? Do you run
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  Speaker 2: with with you?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 2: I've always been a sweet and sea our sauce, always been.
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  Speaker 2: I don't hate barbecue sauce on anything. It's abomination. Big
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  Speaker 2: sweets out sauce guy as well. What's the other one?
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  Speaker 2: Do they have another one? There's tomato, there's like a
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  Speaker 2: plumb one there is there a kind of mustard plums,
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  Speaker 2: honey mustard. Yeah, I tried that.
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  Speaker 4: You're a psycho if you get that. I just like
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  Speaker 4: Heines kitchup. Heines kitchup is the best tea. Saw what sucks?
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  Speaker 4: Heines Man all the way?
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  Speaker 1: Kitchup.
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  Speaker 2: What's happening for the week? Kid?
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  Speaker 1: Walking rang a Toto tomorrow?
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  Speaker 2: Taking the baby with you? Yeah, that's a real fucking
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  Speaker 2: terrorist move, that one.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean.
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  Speaker 2: Is it? Yeah? Well it is? Is that why you're
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  Speaker 2: doing it? Because you've got your people with you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And Laura one of the ones that's staying with us.
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  Speaker 4: She has she works for like the part of the
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  Speaker 4: government thing doc I guess, in charge of getting rid
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  Speaker 4: of pests and stuff. And she spent a lot of
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  Speaker 4: time out on the other islands helping do all sorts
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  Speaker 4: of stuff. But she's never climbed rung your total.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you.
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  Speaker 3: The other thing about Rangi Tortur as well is that
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  Speaker 3: they've got like cabins there that you can book and
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  Speaker 3: you go and stay on the island for a night
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  Speaker 3: or two. And my wife and I went, all, let's
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  Speaker 3: do that. That'll be fun. But they're like box six
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  Speaker 3: months in advance.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: And then that we found out they've stopped doing that.
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  Speaker 3: Now they've shut them down, and.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, people get steamed there or something probably
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  Speaker 4: you know. Well, I mean you get there and I
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  Speaker 4: think it only takes like an hour to get at
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  Speaker 4: the top. It really really easy. Yeah, and then there's
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  Speaker 4: a beach there, so we're just gonna park up, go
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  Speaker 4: for a come back, go for a swim.
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  Speaker 1: Theory back too easy. The furies go over two hours.
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  Speaker 2: We don't know.
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  Speaker 1: We just don't know what.
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  Speaker 2: That would be a good. I might do that a
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  Speaker 2: couple of weeks. Maybe that'll be.
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  Speaker 1: Good tomorrow because we're gonna be there.
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  Speaker 4: That'd be really awkward, especially if you got your buzzy
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  Speaker 4: shirt on, because that'll be like, who's the guy on
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  Speaker 4: the buzzy ship And I'll be like, that's my co
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  Speaker 4: working keys.
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  Speaker 2: He'll be walking beside me with a rager.
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  Speaker 4: That would be it would be pretty following around with
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  Speaker 4: a wager.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's got some poly jawn buzzies.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if I was to draw buzzies, this is
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  Speaker 2: probably how I draw them. Not very good.
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  Speaker 4: It's good, but I'll probably draw them way bigger than
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  Speaker 4: the huge ones.
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  Speaker 2: What a surprise.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, No, just joking around men sounds the fun dress.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, listen to The Big Show four or seven week
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  Speaker 4: days Radio Hod