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- Margaux: 21 shades of drink glitter. 13 shades of luster dust for cakes. And a first-time buyer with a birthday cake due Saturday, room in the cart for 1 jar, and no idea which color earns the spot. Dana: I can settle this before the theme music fades. You buy the color of the party. Unicorn cake? Pink. Dinosaur cake? Green. Done. Why is this a whole episode? Margaux: Welcome to The Monégasque Table. It's a whole episode because the shopping carts disagree with you — and today I get to tell the story they've been telling us all year. Dana: Carts don't tell stories. Margaux: Oh, they do. But here's the answer up front, because nobody should wait for it. Your first 2 jars are gold and silver. Your third is a celebration shade — the iridescent jar. And if you already know this is becoming a thing — more than 2 or 3 occasions a year — stop buying singles, because the 12-color set flips the math. That's the verdict. The rest is the story of how a glitter drawer gets built. Dana: And my job today is to defend every mom who just muttered "nobody needs 12 jars of sparkle" at her phone. Margaux: Defend away. First, the story. There's a buyer I think about a lot. She isn't 1 person — she's a pattern that repeats in our carts, over and over. Her first order is a single jar of Iridescent Butterfly — our most popular celebration shade. Just that. Usually right before a birthday. Dana: How do you know it's a birthday? Margaux: Because the reviews say so. In an analysis of about 2,400 category reviews, the most-mentioned person is "daughter." Not "party." Not "recipe." Daughter. This category runs on birthday cakes. Dana: Okay, that's sweet. And a little nosy. Margaux: (laughs) It's just the reviews people chose to write. So — jar 1 sparkles, the cake lands, the phones come out. A few months later she's back, and her second order is where the palette question gets its real answer. Gold. Dana: Not more rainbow? Margaux: Gold. Then silver — or the other way around, it barely matters, because they travel as a pair. In every quarter of 2025, the jar most often added to a silver order was gold, and the jar most often added to a gold order was silver. All 4 quarters. In the drinks line and the cakes line both. Buyers assembled that set themselves — nobody told them to. Dana: Or — counterpoint — gold and silver are just the 2 metallic colors that exist. That's like being impressed that salt keeps getting bought with pepper. Margaux: (laughs) Fair. But salt and pepper earn the counter space, and so do these. A metallic doesn't fight the theme. Gold works on a chocolate cake, a champagne glass, a Christmas cookie, a strawberry. Silver does winter, weddings, the entire spaceship-cake genre. The theme colors change with every party — the metallics never sit out a season. Dana: Alright, but here's my real jab, and I brought a number. Search data puts pink out front — then gold, then green and red close behind. If pink is what everybody's typing, why is pink on the bench in your starter 3? Margaux: Because a search and a second order are different confessions. A search says "I have a pink party this week." The reorder pattern says "I keep needing gold no matter whose party it is." Pink is an occasion color — glorious on the unicorn cake, benched for the dinosaur one. Dana: Unless your kid is 6 and everything has been pink for 3 straight years. Then pink IS your neutral. Margaux: Then pink jumps the line and takes the third slot. The palette bends to your calendar — not the other way around. That's a real amendment, and I'm taking it. Dana: Noted, and gloating. Continue the saga. Margaux: By her second year, the calendar does the buying for her. Fall arrives, orange orders spike, and orange runs with purple, black, and green — the whole haunted-house palette, pumpkin molds riding in the same carts. Come the holidays, red and green start showing up together, each one the other's most common add-on. By New Year's she owns 6 or 7 colors, and there's a drawer in her kitchen with a name. Dana: The glitter drawer. Margaux: Every house that has one knows. And here's the detail I find genuinely charming — when a second jar joins a cart, it's overwhelmingly another color from the same shelf. And when someone's first jar wasn't the Butterfly, guess what most often rides along on their next order. The Butterfly. People don't buy a jar of this stuff. They build a collection, 1 occasion at a time. Dana: Or they build a graveyard. I've SEEN the drawer, Margaux. Everyone's drawer has the jar that never opened. Which brings us to the part where you try to sell me 12 at once. Margaux: Here comes the math, and it's short. A single 7 gram jar of luster dust runs $9.99 — about $1.43 a gram. The 12-color set is $59.99 for 84 grams total — about $0.71 a gram. Half the rate. Building the palette 1 jar at a time is the most expensive road to the same drawer. Dana: IF you end up in the same drawer. That per-gram price only counts for grams you actually use. If 5 of those 12 jars never open — and be honest, teal is in that box — the discount quietly evaporates, and your value pick is just clutter with a lid. Margaux: That's the round you win, and I'm not going to fight it. The set is the value pick for a baker with a calendar — birthdays plural, a bake sale, a holiday season. If you can name 4 occasions between now and next summer, the math is on your side. If you can name 1, it isn't. Dana: Thank you. Carve it on my trophy: "teal never opens." Margaux: Which opens the honest segment — who should skip the set entirely. First, the one-party person. One theme, one weekend, no plans past it. Buy the single jar in your theme color and be done — a pinch of 0.1 grams is a serving, so 1 jar covers the party with plenty left over. Dana: And the drinks people. Say it. Margaux: And the drinks people. The 12-color set is fine luster dust in 7 gram jars — built for cakes, cookies, and strawberries. In a glass, fine dust settles fast. For cocktails you want the flake-style drink glitter jars instead. Flakes swim, dust paints — wrong jar, wasted sparkle. Dana: Third group: anyone who already owns gold and silver. You're most of the way there. Fill the gaps. Don't re-buy. Margaux: Agreed. A palette, not a pile. Dana: Alright, scorecard. I walked in saying "buy the party color, the end." Where I landed: metallics first — and I hate that the carts are right, but gold and silver really don't sit out. Celebration shade third, except pink jumps the line if your house is deep in its pink era — that amendment is mine and I'm keeping it. The set at $0.71 a gram is real math, but only against a real calendar — 4 occasions or don't bother. And drinks people: flakes, not dust. Margaux: That's the whole palette. And the pattern behind it isn't a hunch — it's over 400,000 orders across the US, Canada, and the UK, building the same drawer 1 jar at a time. If you'd rather skip ahead to the finished drawer, the MONÉGASQUE 12-color gift set is on Amazon — 12 jars, 84 grams, a sifter cap on every one. Dana: And since you brought up the haunted-house palette — next time, can we actually use it? How do you make spooky glitter drinks for Halloween? I want a potion that shimmers. Margaux: Orange, purple, black, and a drink that glows like it knows something. That's next week. Quick note before we go — this show is produced by the team at Monégasque, with AI-crafted hosts, and every number you heard was checked by humans against the documents. See you at the table.