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Lil Sas Gets His Friends Stolen | Son of a Boy Dad #173 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Hey, what's going on there?
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  Speaker 1: We saw you the hockey game market, So I know
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  Speaker 5: the Chiefs are Super Bowl champions once again.
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  Speaker 1: How's how's that fucking taste?
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  Speaker 5: Terrible?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah good? I mean, I don't know why you're so
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  Speaker 5: excited about it. Why wouldn't it be that you guys
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  Speaker 5: lost against the Chiefs last year in the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 5: I would be furious.
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  Speaker 1: I dislike the Niners, and you dislike the Chiefs.
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  Speaker 5: You don't dislike the Chiefs at all. Why would I
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  Speaker 5: dis like the Chiefs because they beat you in the
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  Speaker 5: Super Bowl last year?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they didn't talk a bunch of shit the
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  Speaker 1: way that the forty nine ers did. The Niners were nasty, fucking.
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  Speaker 5: It's because you guys like tried to kill their quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: That's what football is brother. I think I could. I
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  Speaker 1: could recommend some sports that are more to your liking,
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  Speaker 1: like figure skating, maybe a non contact sport where people
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  Speaker 1: are just you are, based on how tight.
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  Speaker 5: They're what you guys are the ones that are mad
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  Speaker 5: because they got mad that you guys tried to murder
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  Speaker 5: their quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I got mad because they got mad. Yes, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't get mad because they got mad.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, you literally just said you got You don't like
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  Speaker 5: them because they talked shit.
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  Speaker 1: I'm rooting against them, I get that.
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  Speaker 5: But I feel like you should be rooting against the
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  Speaker 5: Chiefs as well.
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  Speaker 1: Why would I root against I mean, you can't root
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  Speaker 1: against both teams.
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  Speaker 5: You have to raad against one for the bet on
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  Speaker 5: the under?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, did the under hit Oh? Yeah, hit by one? Right?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Because they missed that extra point.
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  Speaker 3: Well. I don't like the Chiefs because I'm not happy
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  Speaker 3: they haven't changed their name and that they continue to
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  Speaker 3: appropriate from the First People's also.
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  Speaker 1: Known as uh Indigenous nations.
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  Speaker 3: Those of red skin like I have a rosy complexion
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  Speaker 3: and have always felt on behalf of those of a
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  Speaker 3: more rosy tint.
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  Speaker 1: No, the Native Americans would have seen you and fallen
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  Speaker 1: to their knees.
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  Speaker 5: Oh dude, they would have been.
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  Speaker 1: They would have been like, he's a god.
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  Speaker 3: They would have been like, take our land. And I
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  Speaker 3: would have been like, is their oil? Because if there's not,
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  Speaker 3: I'm out of here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would have been. You would have been the
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  Speaker 1: find of fossil fuels before they knew they were dinosaurs.
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  Speaker 3: I liked that the Redskins changed their name, and I
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  Speaker 3: don't understand how it stopped there. Did you see the
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  Speaker 3: Why haven't the chiefs? I don't know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Redskin is like a nastier term than chief. Chief is
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  Speaker 1: like an exalted.
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  Speaker 5: But people get mad when you say chief, don't they?
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  Speaker 5: At least that happens in a It's that movie Office
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  Speaker 5: Space Now, the one with Christopher walking.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, hey Chief, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know thinking of Selma now?
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  Speaker 5: No, are you thinking of It's like seven something, not
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  Speaker 5: seven the movie? And it's not seven Samurai seven?
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  Speaker 3: It is seven Samuraven seven Nights and Tibets.
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  Speaker 5: I think it is seven Samurai. I think that's the movie.
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  Speaker 5: I'm thinking of.
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  Speaker 1: How about that? Have you guys seen that?
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  Speaker 5: I don't think it's seven Samurai either.
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  Speaker 1: The kid who was who got like accused of wearing
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  Speaker 1: blackface earlier in the season, and he was like a
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  Speaker 1: half painted chief's face.
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  Speaker 5: And definitely was of First People.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's indigenous, yes, yes, and he's actually indigenous.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He came back to the he was at the game
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  Speaker 1: last night. Really yeah, and this time he was in
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  Speaker 1: full black face. Whoa, he's his dad left the family
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  Speaker 1: or yeah, his dad, Like I don't know which parent was,
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  Speaker 1: but I think it was his dad was indigenous. Do
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 5: The kid that was in half blackface?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but it was like he was in it
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  Speaker 1: was a Native American?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, tribal was it?
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  Speaker 1: He was Native American? Yeah, he was at the game
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  Speaker 1: last night.
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  Speaker 5: They did him dirty.
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  Speaker 1: No, he was at the game last night. He came
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  Speaker 1: back well yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And obviously they had to, yeah after what they did,
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  Speaker 5: after those photos they took of him.
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  Speaker 1: No, but he was in white, yellow and red. He
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  Speaker 1: wore not an ounce of black.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure that kid was held up by like conservative
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  Speaker 3: media outlets, yeah, big time as a as like just
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  Speaker 3: as the kid who do you remember the kid who
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  Speaker 3: were on the footsteps of the Capitol speaking of First People's.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, who like stood in that guy's face.
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  Speaker 3: In the guy's face, and then a lot of people
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  Speaker 3: were like, fuck this kid. And then the full context
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  Speaker 3: was that.
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  Speaker 1: He that the guy came up to him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was just standing there and he's like, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know what to do. You're playing the drums in
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  Speaker 3: my grill.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: I totally forgot about that entire thing.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a charmer. He just locked him down. It's
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  Speaker 3: drumming in his face, but he did.
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  Speaker 1: That kid did have It was an obnoxious smirk that
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  Speaker 1: that kid had on his face, for sure, But he's
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  Speaker 1: not in the wrong for being a thirteen year old.
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  Speaker 1: Just have a resting face like that. That's just how
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  Speaker 1: thirteen year olds are.
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  Speaker 3: Dude.
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  Speaker 5: That was like such a big deal and I totally
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  Speaker 5: forgot about that.
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  Speaker 3: Because he won his defamation case.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I think so against whom it.
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  Speaker 3: Might have been Washington Posts. Really I might need to
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  Speaker 3: double check that.
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  Speaker 1: But fucking Jeff Bezos saying, diego, could you.
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  Speaker 3: Just check and see against which primary media outlet that
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  Speaker 3: child won that case.
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  Speaker 1: That's gonna be such a detail.
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  Speaker 5: That's gonna be tough. That's gonna be a tough find.
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  Speaker 3: Just google exactly what I said. Psychopaths.
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  Speaker 5: That's the movie.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's supposed to be quite good.
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  Speaker 5: It's great. Never saw a phenomenal movie. I don't even
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  Speaker 5: know what baby, bring that movie up? What are we
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  Speaker 5: talking about? Christopher walking? Uh oh, he calls another dude chief.
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  Speaker 5: Now different, I'm not even thinking of the same movie.
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  Speaker 5: It's a different movie, but it's with the same guy.
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  Speaker 5: It's that high fucking cry. I'm just gonna stop talking.
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  Speaker 5: I can't spend the whole podcast trying to figure out
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  Speaker 5: titles of movies. I know I don't have a scene
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  Speaker 5: that I'm looking for, just abandoning the conversation. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: time to fall back on that.
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  Speaker 3: You know who doesn't have this problem is a lights
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  Speaker 3: camera barstool.
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  Speaker 5: No, not at all. They know every movie.
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  Speaker 3: They don't ever sit around being like, what's that one with?
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  Speaker 3: That should be their whole podcast. All of them just
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  Speaker 3: immediately know exactly which movie they're referencing, and.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, fucking Michael Fassbender just naming actors and shit
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  Speaker 1: like that. I can't stop looking at what's going on
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  Speaker 1: with your fucking shoe right now? What it's it's gaping. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's so much fucking space between it. I'm not trying
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  Speaker 1: to give you a hard time because I know you
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  Speaker 1: get all upset when people give you a hard time.
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  Speaker 1: But that shit that should agree to.
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  Speaker 5: When do I get upset when people give me a
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  Speaker 5: hard time?
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  Speaker 1: You can't You're you're a You're a diship. But not
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  Speaker 1: can't take it, guy, not even close, not even you
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  Speaker 1: are what you are. That's what what's happening right now.
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  Speaker 5: You're a You're a diship. I can't take a guy?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, how's that?
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  Speaker 5: Like the Eagles lose and you like cry yourself to
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  Speaker 5: sleep every night, and then if someone said and then
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  Speaker 5: if another team loses, you fucking dish it.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, but how is it taking it if my team loses?
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  Speaker 3: Bro, you don't take it? Well, I'm gonna take it.
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  Speaker 3: But can't dish it, guy, I am a bottom when
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  Speaker 3: it comes to verbal abuse.
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  Speaker 1: You're a glutton for it. I take it.
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  Speaker 5: I was born this way.
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  Speaker 3: I have no problem. It feels better to me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you kind of lean into it. You're just very uh,
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  Speaker 1: you're just very open to it.
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  Speaker 5: I have to dish it. It's like a it's like
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  Speaker 5: a defense mechanism.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was saying, you're defensive, but I
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  Speaker 1: can take it as well.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm not sure I can take it. What would
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  Speaker 3: you What would you say for me?
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  Speaker 5: Nothing?
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  Speaker 3: Dish it or take it? Or can't take it? Dish it?
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  Speaker 5: Dish it or take it or can't. I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: You're making it very confusing for me. Do I dish it?
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  Speaker 3: But I can't take it? In your opinion? No, I
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  Speaker 3: think you can take it. That's good to hear. I
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  Speaker 3: appreciate it. Yeah, I can't believe you said about Roan though.
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  Speaker 3: I think he's got a pretty good thick skin.
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  Speaker 5: Thin as hell, really thin, red, thin as you could
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  Speaker 5: possibly have red like me. Yes, so thin that you
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  Speaker 5: could see the blood coursing through his veins. So the
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  Speaker 5: first thing making him a red skin? Thin?
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  Speaker 1: About me recently, I'm at my heaviest of my lifetime.
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  Speaker 3: Really, now, how is that possibly?
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  Speaker 5: You don't look heavy at all?
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  Speaker 3: You're in the gym every morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm at my literal heaviest one hundred and ninety pounds
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that's how you wear it.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm two thirty right now.
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  Speaker 1: It was just beIN let me see your ass now. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: you're starting to lose the alcohol weight.
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm gaining it all back in worse ways because
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  Speaker 5: now I'm just unhealthy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. How is Denver right? He said you
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  Speaker 1: went to like a vodka bar or something.
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  Speaker 5: It was so fun, went to some Russian vodica place.
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  Speaker 3: It was a thing where it was almost well, not
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  Speaker 3: that you ever really drank vodka. You were always a
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  Speaker 3: beer guy. But I wished that in that moment that
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  Speaker 3: you could have sort of hit the pause button on
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  Speaker 3: your sobriety.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think that was the moment. You was the
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  Speaker 5: entire weekend. You guys were sitting around being like, just drink, drink.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know why you're not drinking.
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  Speaker 3: It was not.
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  Speaker 5: That was like the last moment of the whole weekend.
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  Speaker 5: It was the last time I saw. It was literally
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  Speaker 5: the second I walked in the green room France. It's like,
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna get you a beer. We're gonna drink. We're
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  Speaker 5: gonna black out tonight. No.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't say that, Oh dude. It was like I
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  Speaker 3: didn't say.
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  Speaker 5: Three v one being like drink, just have one, drink,
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  Speaker 5: just have one. We want to have one.
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  Speaker 3: You just wanted him to tea we don't we wanted
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  Speaker 3: to teach him to drink moderately. This is like, for
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  Speaker 3: the record, it's it's your two best friends from your
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  Speaker 3: life that were also part of.
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  Speaker 5: You were turning them against me.
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  Speaker 3: No, I wasn't they They they were like, finally, we're
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  Speaker 3: glad that someone has has vocalized eye.
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  Speaker 5: The whole time they've been like, good dude, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you definitely should drink. Bull and Francis comes around and
• 12:43
  Speaker 5: they're like, no way, no, he's right, you should drink.
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  Speaker 5: No way, that's true. I swear to God. No way,
• 12:48
  Speaker 5: you swear to God. But maybe it was healthy for you.
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  Speaker 5: It's like that wasn't drinking until this weekend.
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  Speaker 3: They had a whole bunch of reasons waiting. So like
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  Speaker 3: when I was like, and by the.
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  Speaker 5: Way, yeah, I'm sure they've had some they clearly had
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  Speaker 5: some thoughts about it. It was off their chest.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was actually a thoughtful discussion where when
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  Speaker 3: you vocalized why you weren't drinking, I said, fair enough,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sold. I'm not going to bother you about this again.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I don't think which was the first time that
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  Speaker 3: you had actually taken the time, Not that I deserve
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  Speaker 3: an explanation.
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  Speaker 1: But do you know, I know what it has a friend. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: as a touring road comedian who you call headline with.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you also had never said like you've always been like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe I'll drink again, maybe I will see.
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  Speaker 3: But if you say that, then I want you to
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  Speaker 3: with me.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's just easier than being like, I'm never
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  Speaker 5: drinking again.
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  Speaker 1: And being like maybe think that makes people try and
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  Speaker 1: get you to do it more, or do you think
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  Speaker 1: which one do you think would make people try and
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  Speaker 1: do it more? If you're like never again and people
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  Speaker 1: are like, oh, yeah, I can flip him.
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  Speaker 5: Well, by Bo was like yes, how girls trying. Boa
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  Speaker 5: was like I was like, well, what about one at
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  Speaker 5: one of our weddings? And I was like, dude, I
• 13:56
  Speaker 5: have no you're planning like fifteen years down the road.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you gonna say like when a gay guy
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  Speaker 3: keeps trying to flip a straight guy, which happens to
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  Speaker 3: me all the time. And let me tell you all
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  Speaker 3: these guys that I meet at the farmer's market, you
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: guys need to learn your lesson because.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: I am not You're unflippable.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: I am not coming back to that area. Ever again
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: coming back?
• 14:19
  Speaker 5: What? No, I can't go back.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: It was too much fun, all right?
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: Maybe maybe someday, But it is easier to say.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: Because that wouldn't be a flip, but that would be
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: exactly like what Sas is talking about, Like you used
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: to take dick and now you're like, I'm off of
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: the dick. I won't have any more dick.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: The problem for me was that as soon as I
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: had one dick I would have I'd be out till
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: seven in the shon I'd be like, and then I
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: would wake up the next day and be like, I'm never.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Gonna dick again.
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: What did I do last night?
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: Do you think sober guys go on just ravenous dick journeys?
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: And you know how like in the gay community, cheating
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: is not that big of a thing. But do think
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: all those guys who are just.
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: Like true, that's just kind of like all wild.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: It's like they're all French, that assumption they're French people,
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: all of them.
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: They're just more company. Yeah, I guess that I could
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: see it.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know how true should we get in.
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: I feel like if you're like, if you're a gay
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: dude who's married, I'm assuming cheating is probably a big deal.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: I don't think everyone has different concepts. I think that
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: My guess is that there's just a little bit more
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: acceptance of open, open openness. Yeah, the gig couples, some
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: of the gig couples I know will have they'll hook
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: up with other people, but usually when their partner is
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: there present.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, like they It's like that song, that John Legend song.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: It's stay strapped up when not sleep around, that kind
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: of thing. You just stay strapped up when you sleep around.
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: I don't know what that means, wear a condom.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: That's amazing. Reference is that John Denver, John Legend, Oh,
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: because he had a great I'm not going to bury
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: the butt bit, but he had a great joke about
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: John Denver this weekend what totally similar to what Yeah, no,
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: I guess yeah, shut up, you know you did. You
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: were like, I'm gonna get the tape of that. You know,
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: that was the biggest laugh of the whole weekend, right.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Put it out of the boy Dad Socials. Then let's
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: put it out on the Boydad Socials France. Why don't
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: you grab a clip of that, We'll put it out
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: on the boyd bingo.
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: I do need to get that. I'll just have to
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: pay them fifty dollars. Text my team. I have to
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: contact my team and get their hands on that.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: I took the key to the condo with me by accident.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: That's not good.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Not good.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's never getting bad. That's coming out of your
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: expenses for sure. It's half the paycheck.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: So do you get paid for the show and you
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: have to pay Francis or did they pay you? No,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: we get separately, separately, Yeah, got it, got it.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: There was a weird thing tho where we got a
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: different deal on like the travel buyout. I didn't get
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: one and Francis got one and we have the same agent.
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: That's a little odd.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: No, I think here's what happened.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: I told my I told.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: I told my manager. I said, I don't need I'm
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: not going to I'm running a car, so I'm not
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: going to need ubers to and from And they because
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: normally they will expense you for ubers. Yeah yeah, and
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: he goes, if that's true and you don't need the ubers,
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: then maybe you'll get back a.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: Little bit more for your travel by it interesting, which
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: I think is how that happened.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: But that even what I'm saying doesn't.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: Make sense now because I didn't take any ubers, but
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: you didn't. You didn't tell them specify that.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Now, what was the disparity in the cost? How much money?
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: One hundred and ninety dollars?
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Is that right?
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: I believe so?
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Really, yes, that's that's more than my car rental.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Fantastic.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Actually, I filled up gases.
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: Your car rental was less than one hundred and ninety
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: dollars for the whole weekend?
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how they probably did?
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: I got a shit call. Yeah, you take the Kia
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: that it was one hundred and fifty bucks for three days.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: And then then there were some that were like twenty.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: Five cars, like one hundred ninety dollars for like five hours.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: That's in New York. New York is nasty. But did
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: you guys both get rental cars?
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: No? I just was with both, So I just used
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: his car. I just drove the whole weekend.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: We spun out like crazy one night it was snowing
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: the whole time.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Who was driving bows drunk? Guess No?
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: On the way to the show on Saturday? Did I
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: even tell you about that? Now? Do we drifted? We
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: were driving and it was snowing. It was very very
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: slick streets, and we were driving and we're coming up
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: there's like a red light and there stopped and it
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: was like you go to stop and you start, you're
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: not stopping, and you're just getting closer to the car,
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: and for some reason both thought it would be good
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: idea to pull the emergency brake up.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Oh that's cool, and then we just.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: Did a complete right angle turn and then we're just
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: drifting going straight towards them, sideways, And it was hilarious
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: because it was just the car was just completely silent.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: There was zero reaction to it at all. It was
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: like we were made a conversation and then we all
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: just stopped talking as we watched ourselves getting closer to this.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Car, because you can't scream with when you're with your boys.
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: No, But he was like, dude, just dead, like not
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: a single I was actually in my head. I was curious.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: I was like, I wonder if we're really going to
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: hit this car right now? Like we were going so
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: slow that I had enough time to like consider. I
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: was like, am I going to get hurt from this?
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: I knew I wasn't going to die because it was
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: like a very small We were going very slow, but
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: I was kind of curious. I was like, I wonder
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: if this like window is gonna shatter all over me
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: in a second. And then he put the emergency brake
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: down and we instantly we instantly went back to straight
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: and then stopped.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: So was he right doing what he did? Or did
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: he like fuck up?
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: No? He fucked up?
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: What made him think that that's what was the emergency?
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: He was like, he was like, well I pumped the bras.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was like, well, I pumped the brakes and
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: then it didn't work, so I pulled the emergency brake.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: And the amount of time that he pumped the brakes
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: must have been less than a millisecond, because as soon
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: as we started drifting, he pulled the emergency breakup.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Damn, did your heart rate increase?
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: Did you now? Probably slowed down. I've never been more
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: calm in my entire life.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, start like lowering the windows so you can crawl.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: I think I was smiling looking out the windows, like
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: here we go, just bracing for impact.
• 20:07
  Speaker 8: Finally, Yeah, the sweet release. I got to I got
• 20:10
  Speaker 8: to spend the weekend getting to know Saas's best friends.
• 20:16
  Speaker 8: So I met Matt before I met Bo, and I
• 20:19
  Speaker 8: can tell you be without a without a shadow of
• 20:22
  Speaker 8: a doubt, that Bo is real And how is he?
• 20:26
  Speaker 8: He's amazing. Really, he's a real person. He's absolutely fantastic.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: I loved him.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: What was the What was Bo's report card on Francis?
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: It was just like the glaze fest of the century, dude,
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: between them two, they like it was literally just them
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: two just being like, Wow, you're fascinating. No, you're fascinating.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: The whole weekend. That's amazing.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's amazing.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: That's like.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: So I spent some time in Kenya last No really
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: where where at? I was just there a couple of
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: weeks going he went on.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: He's He's like, he's like, oh, my grand immigration, my
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: friend of mine, this girl I know works there. And
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, are you guys dating And he's like, no,
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: she's just my friend. Like you went to Africa with
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: a woman that you're not romantically involved with. That is
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: what a modern man? That is. That's cool.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: That's like what out of Africa the Robert Redford Meryl
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Street movies about count Dude.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: I don't think I could travel more than ten to
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: twenty miles with a woman unless I was at.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: Least I like, how fingering is the thing too?
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Speaking like the distance, I mean another continent. It's gotta
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: be anal, it's got she's got friends that might be coming.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: That's a lot to buy in for.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I like how it wasn't a sexual act. Is happening
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: to you?
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're just you're pleasing them. That's how Bow and
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: Frances operate though they're modern men.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're generous lovers and fingers.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: A travel across the lands to finger a girl.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Is there a chance that to please her?
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: She needs it? Yeah, duty calls, she gets ordery, It
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: keeps her, had a nice baseline, sweet release.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Is there a chance that you guys kind of you know,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: take the string and close the circle and sash on
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: the outside of it.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: So as they were trying to do there was there
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: was a moment where I started to think, we need
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: to we need to back off because this is happening.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's like an unfair Yeah.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: And you know, because we were all having a lot
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: of fun together, we were just so one of those things.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: You boa met me Bo Matt or m MBM as
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: we called ourselves, Mebo, Matt and Uh. After the shows
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: we would go out. We went to this Irish pub
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: that was a disaster.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Why oh that was terrible. Why what's wrong with the
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Irish pub?
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: We just met We met up with someone that we
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: went to high school with and they brought all their
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: friends and it was like they were like the most,
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: like more drunk than I've ever seen, Like I didn't
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: know you were capable of getting that drunk. And then
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: some dude like rang Francis's beer.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Dude, I ordered a full Guinness. It was friend, and
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: I took one sip and then someone was like, we
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: should do some shots, and I was like, cool, I'll
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: go get them. So I left my beer at the table.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: I get up to go to the bar to order
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: the shots. It takes a while. I come back with
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: the shots. When I get back, all of these new
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: little kids have no We got taken over. It wasn't
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: even just like Francis.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: It was like we were all sitting at this table
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: and within thirty minutes none of us were sitting at
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: the table down.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Like when you see like Larva eating an apple.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just like fully, we were fully taken over.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: The flies circling a basket of peaches. They were unbelievably annoying,
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: and they were now sitting in the table and this
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: one dude was drinking my beer. Drunk it so quickly too.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, as a sober friend, you got to stop that.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: I was in the shots back four people and I
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: go where what happened to my beer? And he goes,
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: oh way everyone. I assumed it was fine because that
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: girl took a sip. They were passing it around.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: They ran a train under Dennis shit.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: Fucking did they were passing it around.
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: It was like the most like chaotic thirty minutes I've
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: had in a while.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I thought it was cool because that girl did. Yeah,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: you should have beat the shit out of the You
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: should have done a main chest kick.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: I thought it was about to break into violence when
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: they were ultimate karma.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: They were the ones that ended up taking the shots
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: because our group didn't even really want them. And then
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: we went to get food a little bit later. Now
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: it's like one thirty in the morning. When we come
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: out of the food place, which by the way, was
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: a weird like Cajun New Orleans, we were eating gumbo.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Francy got gumbo at two in the morning.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Not a good choice.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was great, garlicious.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, actually it was pretty good. But we walked out
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: of the Gumboat place and we saw that same guy
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: who had drunk my beer and he was taking his
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: coat off in the snowy streets of Denver.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: It was a it was literally like there was like
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: it was a blizzard, placing it on the.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Shoulders of a shivering, hovering, crouched girl, one of the
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: other girl that drank that had drank my beer, because
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: I think she was throwing up in the streets.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: So the two of them, I mean, when you mix
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: a guinness with shots, you have to be like a
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: steel bellied, red face, irish sixty year old to be
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: able to do some shit like that.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: Was very That was another scenario where we both just
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: we all just walked to beat. We all got silent
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: and then just walked by them and everything. We saw
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: them and they were he was like three inches of
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: fresh snow on the ground and they're like rolling around
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: in it and this kid's wearing short sleeves and it's
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: like ten degrees outside. That's literally how you Yeah, And
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: we just walked directly by them, didn't say anything, Yes,
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: but one couldn't help.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: But wonder if he hadn't offered his jacket because he
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: was actually quite jacked. He was ripped and wanted everyone,
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: even in the bitter cold, to see how strong his
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: arms were. Yeah, and then Bo was like, Bo's like
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: going through like a workout phase. So he's like, I
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: don't even think he's that strong. I think he's always
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: like comparing himself to other people. I don't even think
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: he's that strong.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: I think he's like, I don't even think he's that strong.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: I think he's just like like those he's just as
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: curls all the time. I was like, dude, that guy
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: would beat the fuck out of you so easily. These
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: guy's biceps were like this big, and he just and
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: they were like tribal tattoos on his arms.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Yikes, where did they all go?
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: But he also looked like a bitch, I don't think
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: at the same time, it's hard to describe. It was
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: just this little boy, I.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Can see it. Some some tattooed men just it is crazy.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: They try to tattoo their way out of being a bitch.
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: It's crazy how fucked up people get to go to
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: the late shows every weekend there. I was in the
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: bathroom before the late show started the last night and
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: this I take a piss in the in the urine on.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: I get out and there's a kid in this stall
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: and he goes, Yo, sas, I've got you on ketmine
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: if you need any And I was like, dude, in
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: what scenario am I taking ketamine before going up on stage?
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Or a beer?
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah? That's Ben Midstober. Yeah, but I'll do some Kenemy.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: Let's do some Keademy. And then they were like and
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: then we talked to those guys after the show and
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: they were like, yeah, we saw Big J a couple
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: of months ago. We sat front row and we took uh,
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: we took molly and mushrooms before the show. I was like, dude,
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: that why, how is that even enjoyable? To take molly
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: and mushrooms before a comedy show?
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Just sit still and get roasted by it.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: Especially Big he was a crowd work comedian and your
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: front row and you're just on Mollie And he's like,
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: so are you guys like that would suck?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: You think Colorado went overboard with the drugs?
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Have they legalized pretty much everything? Are they like that?
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: No, that's only like Warrington and Oregon.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they deeply regretted out there.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, do they?
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: I think there was. I think Seattle is supposed to
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: be like a fucking mess right now.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: There was a journal episode about how like all even
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: like the most liberal people in Portland completely regret the
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: amount of like legalizing heroin the streets, and like it's
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: just like you get a ticket and there's no repercussions
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: if you don't pay the ticket. So like people will
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: roll up the ticket and smoke it in front of
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: the officer and that gives it to them. It's like
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: that's crazy, full nasty lawlessness.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, in Portland, it's it's all legal too, right, Yeah.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like everywhere everything's basically decriminalized. I don't know, but
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I wonder if Colorado is the same. Colorado is a
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: fucking weird state, dude. People give Florida all this shit
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: for being a weird state. I think Colorado is up there.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: They got the drugs, they got the guns, they got
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: the shootings. They have everything going on in Colorado.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: It's like the New Hampshire of the West.
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: I was literally just gonna say, in New Hampshire, New Hampshire.
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: You go to New Hampshire and you go to these
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: like ski resorts and you're like, Wow, what a beautiful state.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: But then they're like.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: Militious skia resort and you're like, wow, this is bad.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: This is a really bad state.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: They have the governor.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: The hell because everyone is on heroin as soon as
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: you leave the ski resort.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. And I know there's
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: a lot of things.
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: In Denver, but most thingsburg capita.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Are there black people?
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Uh? Not that I am aware of.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: No, It's like j R. Smith and Martin.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and like, I don't believe I saw anything we
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: were there.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: I don't think it are No, I don't think that.
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: I'm truly, truly trying to remember. I don't think I
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: saw a single.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Time it was snowing.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: They would stand out, they would stand out, and they
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: were there was none.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: There's none.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Right, I will say this is a total turn. I
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: am not nothing I'm saying was triggered by us talking
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: about black people. I was in a seven eleven and
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: there was a homeless guy who was not black, of
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: course not.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: And you're in Denver.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: I was getting snacks because I was about to drive
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: out to Vail, and it was late after the show,
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: and uh, I was buying a bunch of snacks and
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: the cashier, I know sas already knows the story.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: But you went to Vail.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was availed the first night to do what
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: skik Really.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: My friend's family is a house out there, So I
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: drove out after the first show late on Thursday.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: That's why you got the shitty rental car. Yeah, did
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: you bring your skis No, okay, got it.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: I just borrowed there. So you're in the seven eleven.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: I'm in this seven eleven. It's probably nine thirty, and
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: the cashier is this young, acne.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Pock marked guy, central cast.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Greasy hair, yeah, but stringy kind of whatever, maybe maybe
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: nineteen twenty. And behind me, I've seen, I've been. I've
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: been going along the aisles next to this homeless guy
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: who's I think drunk, fucked up of some in some way.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: But he's not ill kept, he's he's not so far
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: gone like he had a home recently, he was home.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: He's fresh to the streets.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: At one point, yes, that he might even still have
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: one temporary housing Yeah, yeah, like maybe one of the
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: walls fell down yeah, a three exposure.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: He's got three and he calls it.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: He's like, well it's a little drafty. You're like, dude,
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: it's Tyro abandon ship. It was his best. Yeah. So
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: he's in the seven eleven and I get the guy's
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: ringing me up, you know, string cheese, fucking Dorito's, you know,
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: chocolate milk, literally, and uh no, I just that's what
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: I get when I go to seven eleven. I become
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: a child and.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: When you go on a long drive, you just get
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: the worst shit ever.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I ordered I also got some like
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: trail mixes, as if that was like my vegetable that
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: was gonna caunt racked all the night.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: The full food pyramid.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: So he's ringing me up quickly, but he's not keeping
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: any eye on me. He's looking over my shoulder and
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: he scans the last item and goes, just tap there,
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: and then he kind of steps very quickly out from
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: behind the counter and walks right over to the homeless
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: guy who had a green Jan sport backpack and he
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: grabs the bag and he goes, I see what you
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: put in there? And he opens it up and the
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: guy goes, those were already in there, and there's like
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: three bags of chips, a bunch of like yeah iced
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: teas and things like that clanking around, and the guy goes,
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: non't and he takes him out, and he like you know,
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: puts him on the counter or whatever, and he goes
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: get out of my store. He goes, he like walks
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: him to the door with like his hand on his
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: coat collar like he's the principal or something, and he
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: he says and he kind of kicks him out and
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: he leans out the door into the street as the
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: homeless guy started walking away and he goes and never
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: come back to my store. He called it his store.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, this is seven eleven. It's one of
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: the biggest national franchises.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Your store.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: I think this is Mom and Pops.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Like part of the lineage of seven eleven.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: And stay out mister eleven.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Well, like what would make him so what would make
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: him so protect over the things in the store, Like
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: why do guys like that care? Like do you think
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: that like his boss at the seven elevens reviewing camera
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: and being like, hey, this guy stole You're supposed to
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: protect this house, Like it's.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Under great question. I mean, I you know, you see
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: people in like Gucci and Chanel not even lifting a
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: finger or batting an eye as people are coming in
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: and stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars of merchandise. And
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: yet this guy was protecting, you know, funions with his life,
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: and I frankly I admire it.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: You know, if we're trying to reinstate law and order
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: of some way, it starts at seven eleven. That is
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: the ground zero for avoiding the state of nature into
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: which this nation is falling.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: What are the states where it's like you're allowed to
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: just go in people California, California. Yeah, that shit is crazy.
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: What California where they just go and they did. They'll
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: be videos of dudes walking in all shystied up and
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: they just grab fucking they're just going stay just straight
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: for the drills. They just grab thirty drills and just
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: run out of the store.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: It's a hardware store. Yeah.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: They'll go into like Lows and just steal a shit
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: ton of stuff and leave.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Some are not even schissied up. Some are bare face
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, looking square. Yeahra hoping facial recognition catches them, because.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: It's now it's like what if what's the lot. It's like,
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: if you don't steal over five hundred dollars worth of shit,
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: you get.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: A hotel room in New York. Yeah, you get three
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: hots in. It's the dream. I yeah, I truly don't
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: understand it. But uh, it shouldn't be on the skinny
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: ass kid like seven eleven cares that much. Put an
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: overweight security guard out front like every other business. Yeah,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: with like his fucking ass hanging out of his fucking
• 34:42
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• 34:50
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• 34:57
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• 35:00
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• 35:02
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  Speaker 3: What I've I've done this game before, maybe even with
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: you guys. But what if you could just shoplift with
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: impunity one store? What would it be?
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Those Apple goggles?
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, an Apple sto.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Have you seen the video of the dude, the dude
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: that they just posted like shoplifting the Apple Store and
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: he's just ripping the things.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Out of it. But they don't go right, no, they go.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: So he has superhuman strength and he literally like you're
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: starting yeah, yeah, that's literally.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: What he was doing, like a logging coming.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, snapping. I've never seen, uh an Apple phone charger
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: snap that easily. Was not It's not the phone must
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: have done like smelling salts before going in there.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: It's like metal wiring, like those ships are wired. It's
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: not just a phone charger that he's snapping, Like, you
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: have to be superhuman strengths.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: He had like the angle like mastered.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: He was good at it.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: He was literally it would just be like one phones
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: are off the thing.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: That's kind of fucking's awesome. He's just freeing them. He's liberating.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: This sort of satisfying.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Actually, I mean, what's Apple's profits.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: They're doing pretty well.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: I think they're doing Soliday.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: So some statistic I don't know what exactly what it said,
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: but it was that the ear what are the the
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: air pods alone cover everything out sell the next Uh
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: companies that like entire phones.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: It's like when they say that, like wah wah makes
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: all their money off of like coffee in the morning
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: and everything else is just gravy. Like some businesses are
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: just and those are the companies people are stealing from.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: It's like they're stealing funions from Wah Wah. You're stealing
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: fucking iPhones from Apple. Yeah, I guess I don't know.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Should should we be allowed to steal?
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you can get away with it?
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the last thing you stole? You guys, ever
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: steal anything I stole?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: I stole a yogurt really fucked up from Wah Wah
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: in the middle of the night, and uh, like I
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: got uh.
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: I stole something from wah Wah with thrown yogurt, no
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: sweet And it was actually he was like insisting that
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: we stole it. Now that I remember this, this was
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: like a couple of years ago. We stole those beef jerky.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: Remember it was the like a historic he didn't want
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: you to tell you. It was the Jack LINKX, the
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: beef jerky with the cheese on the other side.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: And I made you steal it.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: And I remember you were like try, you were like
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: forcing me.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: It was a gang is issue. Yeah, you forced me
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: to steal level gang isues.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: You're willing to commit theft, but you won't have one
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: beer with me?
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, go that would but no, I was really drunk
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: when that happened.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was. I was fully blacked out with this.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: I was probably twenty one or twenty two when the
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: one I'm talking about when I like stole a yogurt
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: and the cops caught me right away and they stopped me,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: like I didn't even get to leave the store. They're like,
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: you have it in your hands, like it was one
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: of the Oreo ones where you like rink at the
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: top end, which was like a high value. Yeah, that's
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: a high value item. And this came from my high
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: school who is like, uh, super gay. Yeah, like we
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: didn't he wasn't out of the closet in high school,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: but like you knew you were positive. He was like
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: officer like he's obviously really drunk. Like I'll pay for
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: it or whatever, or I'll just like make sure he's okay.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: What's it gonna take.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: And so he started to take him. He was like
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: trying to like find where I live. I didn't even
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: know if I could, like I couldn't verbalize anything, but
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: like somewhere in my blackout, my homophobia kicked in and
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I was like this guy's trying to fuck me. Oh no,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I don't think he was. He literally saved me from
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: the cops and get it, the most embarrassing arrest of
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: all time. But I like basically like stopped in the
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: middle of the street and was like, I'm not going
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: another fucking step with you. I'm not going anywhere with you. Dude,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: you're trying to fuck me. You probably put the yogurt
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: in my head. Shut me out the door just so
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: you can fucking save me a little fucking dan and honey,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: pos come take me, officer, arrest me. I'd rather spend
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: time in jail.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: Rikers. Everyone who who said that that was a fucking rappoport,
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: no arstool guy when he was fighting Rico Big Now
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: you know what I'm talking about. They do. Yeah, And
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: he was like, I'll do a night in Rikers. I
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: don't give a fuck. It's like, did I think that's
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: how Rikers work?
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not. If you end up there, you cannot
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: afford a good attorney.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: The hotel Calibarnia Rikers. I'll do a night in Rikers
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: every time.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Every time I leave from Lakuardia, we fly, you fly
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: over Rikers. Yeah, And there's something about sitting in a
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: first class airline seat, traveling to a nice destination and
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: flying over that prison.
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: That really just.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Makes you feel good about yourself that you made the
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: right choices and they didn't. And I hope that they
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: see that plane every day when they get there one
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: hour of yard time and look up and say if
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: only I mean.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: There's some guys in Rikers who have zero idea the
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: advances that Delta one has made. Oh yeah, that they're
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: like first class. It's probably pretty nice. You can lean back.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: They don't know that you can fucking you could be
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: flat while you're watching fucking like the Grammys special broadcast
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: commercial free and you can choose if you want, like
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: a vegan lasagna or the short Yeah, and both are
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: pretty damn.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: They don't even know to sit in the front row
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: or two of first class so that you don't run
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: out of second row by the fifth row.
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: Dude, I flew first class back from denvery yesterday. I
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: flew first class on you did, and they uh, and
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: they I was sleeping. I fell asleep before we even
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: took off, and then I woke up in the air
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: and they were like, what do you want for food?
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: And I guess I missed the memo because everyone got
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: like the eggs and like hash browns, and I got
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: the French toast.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: I like the French toast.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: Dude, protein though, no protein, And it's literally just a
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: cube of French toast. It's it's half a loaf of bread.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: It's like this big, but it's like crystal on the outside.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it felt bad waking and then I and
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: then I fell asleep again right after. And then I
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: woke up with the lady just sitting there with my
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: French toast. I look around. Everyone's just like crushing like
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: protein and fucking like healthy carbs, and I just have
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: this like big ass thing of just it's just literally
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: just yeah, it's just cake. So I wake up and
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: like within seconds, I'm just shoveling fucking cake into my mouth.
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: And then I like I'm all, I'm done, and then
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: I just fell right back asleep. Yeah, I felt awful.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: That's designed to make I felt so bad, so much
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: less healthy than drinking.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: So I felt so bad.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: If you had just gone to the vodka bar and like,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: oh you had your vodka, yeah, like had like a nice, clean,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: yeah clear alcohol, like that would have been significantly better
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: for you than not having the air cake.
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then I had to get I had to
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: get up halfway through the flight and go into the
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: bathroom and just fart for like ten minutes. It was
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: like a constant dude, it was like explosive farts for
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: like ten minutes straight.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Ye.
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: Try, Yeah, we were.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: We were, I will say, the vodka bar with me
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: Bo Peters. We really enjoyed it because we could have ordered,
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: you know, some kind of cocktail, but they had that
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: this list of vodkas that one hundred and fifty vodkas long.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: Did you look at the list? No, not even out
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: of curiosity.
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: No. I said, I'll get a I'll get a diet coke.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then he sat. He went and sat in
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: the corner, and we were all at the bar, still
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: enjoying ourselves. Well, I sat at the corners.
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: I was trying to change my flight.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Oh that's right. He didn't tell us where he'd gone.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: We didn't know. We thought he'd left without saying goodbye.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: You guys were probably discussing like the imp cations of
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: the Rwanda genocide or whatever it was.
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: It was literally the whole weekend.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: That Peters and I were playing chess a lot. It
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: was chess on our phone.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: The glazing was out of control. That's what he's gonna
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: just was just sucking each other off the whole weekend.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: Didn't like the fact that we all liked each other
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: as much.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: I would be on stage and then I'll get off
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: stage and they'd be sitting in the green room being like, oh,
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: I think I just blundered on chess.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Oh no, your queen.
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: Oh no, Francis, I believe I blundered again for your queen.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: The queens are off the table, so they're playing for
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: real chess the whole weekend.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Peters and I were playing chess. Bo and I
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: were talking to Africa. But you guys went fishing during
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: the day. You know, you had your time. I shared them.
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, fishing was brutal.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: You guys didn't catch anything.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: Well, it was just it was we went to the
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: fly shop. We were gonna go to this one place
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: to dude, there was like it's frozen. Go to this
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: other place. It's like forty five minutes away. We got there.
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: It was we had to like go down this steep
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: ass hill. There's like a two feet of snow on
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: the ground. We get there. The whole entire river is frozen.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: And then we're like, all right, we gotta go. We
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: gotta go back up this hill. And I got like
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: altitude sickness going up the hill. Your ears popped, dude, No,
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: it wasn't even like it was like it was very
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: steep and it was, but it wasn't that bad. Like
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: everyone was tired, like we were taking breaks going up
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: the hill, and then when we got to the top,
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: it was like the final stretch, which is literally just
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: like twenty feet of like barely like inclined ground, and
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't know if I can I don't
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: know if I can get to the car.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: I'm like so dizzy and like out of breath, and
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: I'm like, all right, I get and I'm just standing
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: there and I'm like my brain is so foggy. And
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: I walked to the car and we like put our
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: rods in the car and I'm just for like fifteen
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: minutes straight, just cannot catch my breath for the life
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: of me. And then Matt's like, dude, are we ready
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: to go? And I was like, oh man, I think
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: I'm moving and I'm just and I'm just dry heaving,
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: like crazy for like five minutes straight, like laying down
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: on the ground, and that's pretty That's a pretty humiliating
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: experience when you're just around your boys just dry heaving
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: and they're fine, and they're completely fine.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: You haven't had anything to drink.
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: I haven't had any water or anything.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: That's bad.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: And then we had to get back in the car
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: and then that was just another just silence for five
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: minutes where they're like, yeah, so are you good, bro,
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: Like what's going on?
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: They bust your balls at all or like no, that's
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: one of the I wish they did. I would have
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: rather that than We talked.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: About it when you were on stage. Yeah, we were
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: kind of like, wow, we need to get them to
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: stop smoking that jewel.
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I don't think it was the jewel, So what
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: was it?
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Just altitude?
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: I just wasn't used to the I'm not used to
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: They live in Colorado, Matt lives at a place that's
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: eleven thousand feet above sea level.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, tell you're right, Yeah, favorite mountain. We're gonna tell
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: you together.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, So that was pretty humiliating, But then I was
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: fine after that.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's tough. And sometimes, like I went to Colorado.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: We had like a pup punk show at the fucking
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: height of COVID, and I felt like I did have
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: some kind of altitude sickness or something like that. Then
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: like the next day we had another show in Indiana
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: or something, and I was like super sick. Then in retrospect,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: I think it was just COVID. Yeah, probably had a
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: bad case of COVID. Rock the fucking show that though
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: totally flu game.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: This vodka bar it we ordered the traditional thing, which
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: was a carafe of ice cold vodka from Latvia is
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: the one that the guy recommended.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Really and then think it'd be all Russian.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: A lot of them were, but they had them from
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: all over the place, and this was the one he
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: said is the best. And it wasn't that expensive, but
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: it was ten shots for thirty five bucks. It's not bad.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: And uh, we just we got these frozen shot glasses
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: and then they slice you a whole bunch of pickles,
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: a big pile of pickles, Oh yum, And then we
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: would pour a round of shots of vodka and we
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: would they said take an inhale, take the shot, exhale,
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: eat the pickle, And that was how we drank That
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: was how we drank. That was all we had. I
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: like that, just vodka and pickles and it was awesome.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: That sounds kind of clean.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: It was. I felt great.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: The next day I wolfed down the pickles that they
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: didn't finish?
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Did you?
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: Right before we left? Everyone was walking away and I was.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: They were good as hell? They were good, very good,
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: great pickers, amazing on a plate.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Do you guys have any other because I'm going to
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: uh a bachelor party. Uh, you wouldn't check out that
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: house for me?
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: Which is he never sent me the address?
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: No, you said, I won't do it.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: Ron wanted me to go into an Airbnb, go walk
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: and knock on the door and make sure like the
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: guy that was renting it to them was cool.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: Hi, a friend of mine was, Yeah, shortly.
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: Just doing a quick just surveying the land real quick,
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: making sure everything's up.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: To I'm trying to be the best, uh, you know,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: the best planner for the bachelor party that I can
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: beased at my bachelor party.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: But there were out there a couple of days ahead
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: of time.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I would, But if I get out there a couple
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: days ahead, I need to get a son of a
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: boy dad listener, I need to commission him to go
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: over there and do a house call like the cops
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: in home alone. Yeah, yeah, house seems like it's all good.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Counter kids again, that type of situation.
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: So we have the red Door that was just the Vokra.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: Think it's called red Door. Do you remember what it
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: was called?
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: No, I think he was called the red Door, red.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Door, red Barn, something like that. It's right near the
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: comedy Works Tenver.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: There's no I mean, there's a female comedian in town
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: that weekend that I've never really heard of. Oh Amy,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Amy Shoe, what is it?
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: Scummer summer dude.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: When we were the what I was saying about how
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: everyone getting super drunk before the late shows, they they
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: kicked a bunch of people out at like all the
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: late shows, and uh, they don't. They don't really fuck
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: around with like the heckling stuff. And apparently the security
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: guy who's like in charge of kicking people out, he
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: like went up to mook uh and he was like,
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: I'm at twenty seven tonight, kicked out twenty seven people,
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: and he was like, I'm fuck it, I'm going for forty.
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: He's like, I'm trying to break my record.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: What he's just doing it for fun? Yes, yeah, these
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: are your fans. Why would you let him do that.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: I tried to tell them, hey, maybe let's be a
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: little more lenient about it, and he goes, well, you know,
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: first of all, it's not up to you. And then
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: also it was like they weren't even necessarily heckling. It
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: was that they were like almost throwing up from being
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: so drunk.
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: Which is hilarious. It's such a funny way to view
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: a comedy show, to be like, I need to be
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: able to not stand while I'm watching this show.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: But I don't think people are making it as cerebral
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: as you're making it. Like people are just like, oh,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have fun. I want to be fucked up, Yeah,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: have a blast, Like they're not thinking of how like
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: drunk they have to be to be able to process you.
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: I feel like it's one of the I feel like
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: it's one of the things that you actually don't need
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: to be drunk for at all to enjoy.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: Yes, but alcohol and comedy shows are married as.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Long as it's also Friday night. You want to drink.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: Minimum like you quite literally, I mean, you don't have
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: a two drink minimum at a you know, ballet.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: That's true or a movie. I guess it's just people
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: that people just go out before. Yeah, if the show's
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: not till nine to forty five, that's right. But I
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: think they're going out at like three pm. It could
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: be being like all right, time to do we just
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: got to make it to the show.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Time to do mushrooms, acid and model. Yeah, so we
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: could sit in the front row and project maybe they
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: had altitude sickness. Bro, maybe they were dead, true, they
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: could have. It could have been that's why they everyone
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: was thrown.
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah. There was a dude that tagged me in a
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: video after like right before the early show. He got
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: kicked out before the show even started, and he tagged
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: me and Dave and he was like getting kicked out
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: of the show. Explain this. And it's literally just a
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: video of him like flipping off the employees at Comedy Works.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: There through the door, Like he's like this fucking barstool guy.
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what just laughing in the dude's faces.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: We need to have k get Dave to weigh in
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: on this.
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you think Dave is gonna do? Call
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: Comedy Works and like let them back in now. It's
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: also such a funny thing to be like, explain why
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: we got kicked out, and it was like, dude, the
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: video is pretty just concrete evidence as to why you
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: got kicked out.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're making an ass. Yeah, where's the seemed like
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: a fucking incredible venue.
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's great. Pillars, A lot of pillars though not
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: too many, just special amount.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: Of pillars right about. Yeah, less would have been you
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: would say, why are there more pillars?
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Was the ceiling up? How's the ceiling? Saying afloat many pillars?
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: We at risk? We had a Coral Gables where the
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: building collapse. Yes, was that Coral Gables?
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: I think you're thinking of Brazil.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm thinking of Brazil.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: There was a bad one in Brazil. There are a
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: lot in Brazil.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Eagles playing in Brazil this year, I know opening what
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: on an opening week Friday?
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you are you gonna go, son of a
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: boy dad trip to Brazil?
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Would you guys go?
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: I would go if they're playing the forty nine ers. Wow,
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: at least I'll have a team's.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: Route for I've never been to Brazil, but if we go,
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: I want to go to that. Uh, that that whorehouse
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: where they escort you out in a sheet.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, the justin Bieber one.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to be taken out in a sheet,
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: and I don't want anything to do with the horse,
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: but I do want that security service to take me out.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: What does that even mean that he got in a sheet.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: There's a famous picture of Bieber leaving this froossola where
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: he doesn't want anyone to see that he was in there,
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: and so's his bodyguards are like.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: They dressed him up like the ghost from the carrying
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: a sheet.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: He's wrapped up in a sheet.
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: That's hilarious.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: That's pretty funny.
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: It's like the fucking Taylor Swift with the popcorn machine.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but much lower effort, but significantly lower effort.
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no speculation on if it's him or not.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: It's the same shoes he's wearing, like exclusive Tiffany Jordan's
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: or something like that. You just see it was shuffling
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: down the street.
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: That's hilarious.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: That is amazing. Yeah, we got to get out to Brazil, dude.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I also talk to Josh Allen and he said that
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: your comedy sucks.
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: Oh man, that's crazy. I know he was He's never
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: seen me do comedy.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: No, and he still do.
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: It was just crazy, that's what Rome was trying to
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: turn that into a thing. Last night. He was like,
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: and I'm better friends with Josh Allen than you are.
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: I've never met Josh, and then you'll ever be yeah? Probably?
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: And I said, yeah, most likely.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: You don't even want to try.
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: No, I would love to meet Josh Allen, but I
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: don't friends with him. I don't know if that me
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: and Josh Allen are ever going to be good friends.
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: You gave Davis her friends, Yeah, I mean I don't.
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: I just don't see that happen.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: We gave Davis probably won't even resign. You could just
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: still be a Bills fan. When gave Davis uh Is
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: off the team and Josh Allen hates you, do you
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: think it'll be worth it for you? Or do you
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: think that you'll be harboring and nasty?
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: Do you think he hates me? This is these are
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: all just new things that I'm hearing. That's crazy. Yeah,
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: that's he was really out of character for Josh and
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: he was really saying he was, well, it's.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Just like honest more than anything, like, yeah, yeah, he
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: has so many opportunities to lie about so many things.
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna try and befriend the whole Eagles team. I'm
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: gonna dedicate my the rest of my life to becoming
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: good friends with the rest of the whole, Like become
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: to a point where, like they have a box for me. Yeah,
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: it's called the Harry's box. Like, uh, like you're you'll
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: be the tailor swift of the Yes, yes, that's my goal.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: On you should date a player on the.
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: End, I'm gonna wear and I'm gonna wear a Patriots
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: jersey and sit in the box.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: No. Yeah, and but they'll be such they'll they won't
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: even there.
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: They'll be like, that's his thing, that's his thing, he's legit.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: Do you think that they're saying this might be the
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: Patriots year? Why a lot of people are saying it.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: Who do you want it?
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: In the draft? It's draft season now.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: Jadan Daniels. Really Yeah, it would be nice for a weapon.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: He really is a weapon.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: It'd be nice for them to have a mobile quarterback,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: if you know.
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: What I mean. They would. Yeah, they they got rid
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: of Mac Jones. Yeah, so I still have the jersey though,
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: what if that's gonna go for money. Should I try
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: and sell that, Yeah, you gotta get it. Well, if
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: he like won a Super Bowl, that would have yeah.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Or if you like counterfeit an autograph.
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can probably get an autograph. You can probably
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: hit up Mac. You think I can't imagine he's getting
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: a lot of d ms.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Send it to him, have him send it back. Yeah,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: send him like a bunch of postage.
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like here, sign this, send it back. This is like,
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: that's like I'm betting on him. I'm betting on him
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: to go to the Eagles and win a Super Bowl.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: So you'll be rooting. We'd be rooting together for him
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: on the.
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: Eagles if you went to the Eagles out outward for him.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: That's actually I think that could happen.
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because they got to get a quarterback the Eagles.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we were sending so funny Jalen Hurt pictures. Yeah,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: but let go of the hate in your heart.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: I mean, dude, he's QB three at best Hurts.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he had the second highest QB rating in the
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl since two thousand and six. You know who
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: had the first highest? Nick Foles another Eagle?
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, brod They win the Super Bowl with nick folesh yeah,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: they did win with Nick Foles, they beat the Patriots.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, big, put respect.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: On our fucking names, dude. So is there any other
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: recommendations in Denver that you can give me?
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: Shotgun Willie's what's that?
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: The strip?
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: Strip club?
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: You went to the Strippy?
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: No, not this weekend.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: I think what we did been there, I will say
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: that uh mooke and I we didn't see much of
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: sass because he was.
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: Oh I shot guns into gun range indoors.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: I believe it was called.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: It was called shooting indoors.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: I could have been a strip club though, Yeah, yeah,
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: shot did you?
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: Samui auto? Though?
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: Where'd you anchored that thing? Or are you just holding
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: it willy nilly?
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah no, what do you mean? I'm going very confused?
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Anchored against your body? Oh yeah? Where right here? Yeah,
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: that's a shoulder great.
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: Not a lot of kick. We were we were we
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: were gonna shoot the P ninety and then some dude
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: came out with the A K and he was like, man,
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: I could shoot that AK all day, no kick, And
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: we were like, all right, guess we're going with the
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: AK dude. It was kind of freaky to shoot.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's from Colorado ship.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: It was crazy.
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: It has like the fucking like on the like when
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: you shoot it, you can see the fucking like the
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: gas explosion coming out. Really crazy.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Was it on a joker mask?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: No, I've shot an AK before, so explain to me
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: how that's not fully automatic.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: It just doesn't have the fun switch on it. Some
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: of them do, some of them don't.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: So because to me, an AK shoots pretty darn fast. Well, Semiauto,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: So a fully auto is it three x the rate
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: of rounds that are coming out to.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: A folly auto is just you just don't have to
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: just hold the trigger in it.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, every time you shoot an AK, you got to
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: pull the trigger. The one that we were shooting did
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: not have a fully out of lot. That's what it means. Okay, switch,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the switch, the fun switch.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Switch fun button.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: That's what Hitchcock Hitchcock calls it. Hitchcock Hitchcock my favorite,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: uh gun YouTuber? Oh really, hitchok forty five switches our
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: one that shot the watermelons that I showed you.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we watched. We just watched Gunbourn in the green
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: room after they went shooting. Really here's this guy holding
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: a pistol shooting water water melon. I showed you that
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: video too.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Oh is that same one?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: Same video?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: They're always because water video is hilarious. They blow, they
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: they blow up like human. Yeah, they like have the
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: nice explosion and the flesh inside like it has a
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: simulation of being a human.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Dude. The way that those watermelons exploded reminded me like,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: imagine a mob killing where you know, in the mob
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: they would not shoot them in the face.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: Yes, fust as respect.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: If you shot someone in the face with one of
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: those guns, there would be no head, Like mother would
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: be like, my boy, Yeah, what did they do to Macan?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it wouldn't even be there would be It would
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: just be his neck, his neck down cooping up seeds.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: And rhinds right like mischief nite. And people were like,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: the probably.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: Have to put him in a casket with a watermelon
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: on his neck and paint a face.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: On it, or if they're like, out of respect, we're
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: not gonna shoot his fucking head. But they still use
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: the fully automatic and like the body just completely torn
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: to shreds, but the head is still intact, Like well
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: it was respect. It was very respectful about it's just
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: dangling limb from limb.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's crazy. I feel like if you with that
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: what was it you said it was a five hundred.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: That was the five hundred Smith and Weston. If you
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: shot someone in the thigh with that, yeah, they would
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: separate their.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: What kind of slug were you talking about in that
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: big guns?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: That the ones that I shot? Yeah, we just shot nine.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: We shot a glock uh clocked with not my millimeter
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: clock nine, No.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Glock four or five black four. Oh no, we did
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: shoot a switch but it.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: Had but it was nine milimeter ammo. And then we
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: shot which that I don't like. I don't like shooting those.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's like it doesn't feel like you're like
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: killing anything.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: Well, it's just hard as fuck to aim them.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: You don't have that like blood lust, fucking cheeth, fucking
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: grind now.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: And then the ak. I don't know what the m
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: I was, but it was just the big sharp bullets.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Were you shooting at a target?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: How's your aim?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: Not bad?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Was it good? Though?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I showed Francis a video of me hitting the head.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: You did show me a video, and you showed me
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: in the first three shots were not even close.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but then the next three were all right now,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: and then you're like, I figured it out how these are. Yeah,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: you don't want to execute on the first couple of shots.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: You want to give me a chance to run.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: You want to ideally let them live.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: At that point the guy would not stop reaching into
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: his glove box, so he said, all.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: Right, I'm not fucking around, and then I finished him
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: off three in the head.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was probably reaching for a burger.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what the fuck? It was funny. I got a
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: video of me shooting in and I was like, I'm
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: gonna post this, and then you watch it back and
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: it's the most underwhelming thing.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: It's literally me shooting a bullet every like thirty seconds.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: I see it.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: It's like.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: It's like no one would enjoy no one would even
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: finish that video.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: I think if you put like, come to my next
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: show after Yeah, yeah, I'm think people might like it.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: And then we got one. We did the last shot.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: I opened her up to try to shoot it as
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: fast as I could, and of course no one. No
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: one filmed that one, just the underwhelming one. I know
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 5: I should put it, slow it down even more make
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: it a ten minute video.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Peters didn't film it.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: Now, no one filmed it.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Call Matt Peters. What why do you guys start calling
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Matt Peters? When I was with him, you called him
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Matt the entire time.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: I don't know, may switch it up here and there.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: Fair enough.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: He liked that I was calling him Peters.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, even you called him Peters. I was like, well,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Francis is close to the stude Peters. But you said
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: you just said that you weren't with him the whole time,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: or you weren't with.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: No, we didn't get to really spend much time during
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: the day because they would all go do their own things.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: So then Mooke and I had to wander the streets
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: of Denver as a couple of gingers who looked like
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: we'd been fucking abandoned. Oh my god. Our parents were like,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: we're not dealing with their hair as humiliated, neither of us.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: And then everyone assumes they were adopted.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Had a bindle and we did.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: We went around. We went to a diner that guy
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: Fiery had gone to, and it sounds it held all
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: the hallmarks of a guy ferre a diner.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: What'd you get? Well, I can't got some average bullshit
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: from there. I have to get like the square Jiggly friends.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: I did a burrito that was so big that it
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: would have, you know, fucking anchored a home in the wind.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just a lot of ruin the plot
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: of the Wizard of Oz.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have been over in the first act.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: It was a log, a gigantic log, across a plate
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: such so big that you couldn't even you couldn't lift
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: it up. And you couldn't lift it up because they
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: had calked it into the plate with cheese.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: Really, oh, I hate when they do that.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: They had done melted cheese top to bottom, all over
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: the plate, and you had to eat it with a
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: fork and a knife. And I'm like a yule log
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: of fucking bread and egg and potatoes. There's so many
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: goddamn potatoes in it. But the big problem I had
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: was that uh Mouk had ordered a mimosa, which I
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: just wasn't prepared for that because we'd been drinking the
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: night before and I was hungover, and but I did
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: kind of want to drink, but this place was a
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: piece of shit, So I said, uh, boyle, I'd like
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: a margarita, but I'm sure they're not gonna make it
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: with proper lime juice. They're gonna make it with a mix.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: And there was a very masculine man sitting directly to
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: my right. We're at the bar, shoulder to shoulder, and
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: I'm now worried that if I asked the bartendress for
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: proper fresh squeeze lime juice and my margarita, my guy
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: to my right is gonna judge me for the bitch
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: that I am. So I told muk, I whispered, is
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: there any way that you could ask the bartender since
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: he probably doesn't like.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: You already, he's already pegged as a bit?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, could you ask her? Because he'd already ordered him mimosa,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: which I knew. The guy to my right I was
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: actually nudging gonna be like, can you believe? So I said,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: could you possibly ask her on my behalf and pretend
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: it's for you if she could make my margarita with
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: proper lime juice? And he goes, excuse me, miss, is
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: there any chance that you could make a margarita with
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: actual lime juice? And she goes, well, I could actually
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: cut the limes up, I guess, and squeeze them for you,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: and he goes great, and then she starts doing it.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: She brings over a bushel of limes, cutting him in half. Meanwhile,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: the guy to my right, he's like Jesus Christ.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Like you already have yours? Yeah, you still want this.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: But then she goes, would you like some orange juice
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: or sweetener in it? And I couldn't even help myself
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: and I gave myself away. I was like, yes, yes
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: I would, at which point the cat was out of
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: the bag.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: You should have hit him with that. You should, I
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: know you should.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: But then I was so neurotic about this that I
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: legitimately turned to the guy to my right and I said,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: I was so concerned about ordering this fresh squeeze limes
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: juice margarita because I thought you would judge me for
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: not being the man that you are trying to tell
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: a joke, and he goes, dude, I don't. I didn't
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: hear any of this I'm doing. I'm sending emails on
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: my phone like why are you talking? And I was like, ah,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: I shouldn't have fucking.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Just presuming that people are overhearing or not wrapped up
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: in their own world.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: For the rest of the breakfast. He then ran with
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: this bit. So anytime I would say this something to Mouke, like, hey, man,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: there's a really good men's wear a store two blocks
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: away that I'd like to hit, which we did. Everything
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: I'm wearing is from there. Uh, he would go, yeah,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: but what if there's a better men's wear store two
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: blocks beyond that?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: So he was hilarious.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: He did it too many times?
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: Oh really?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: Y They did it like ten times, legitimately ten times.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: We were watching a soccer game on the TV and
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: I was like, wow, it's a sick goal, and he goes,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: wouldn't it have been better if he'd made it with
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: his head? I'm like, that's not really the right way to.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Of the bit anyway, I feel. Yeah, yeah, but you
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: invited him into the car, you invited him into world.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, just get a bloody Mary, or with the
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: two of you having a bloody Mary, would have felt
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: like you were blending your young and fucking eating them
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: in front of him.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, you know, exactly, drinking a bloody Mary
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: out of a fake Jack o' lantern. I don't know,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: there's a lot of orange. But I'm also not a
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: Bloody Mary guy. Oh really, Unfortunately, I want to be
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: gi track yeh, I know I don't like savory cocktails.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Interesting, I really don't.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: Bloody Mary.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: I feel like you can get like that's one that
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: you could get virgined up, like especially like eight but no,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: but like a high end, like if you go to
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: a place that makes really good Bloody Mary's, you could
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: get a good one there.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, definitely remember that when we got in Austin. Yeah,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: that was tough to drink. It was so spicy and
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: it was amazing. It was good, but it was like
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: hot as fuck. Yeah, it was hot as fuck. We
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: gotta get back to Austin. You got to get to Austin, Denver, Brazil.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: Brazil is gonna be NHS.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: We have to go to Brazil. Yeah, quit fucking around.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: Fucking this is just in Pat Beverly traded to Brazil.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be bad going if he just guess
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: on the I guess that was Spanish speak Portuguese down there.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: You guys know, any.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: Portuguese follow Portuguese now. But my sisters, my sister's boyfriend
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: is from Brazil and he speaks Portuguese. Nice, Yeah that,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: she says, that he plays call of duty and they
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: just and he's just yelling in Portuguese the whole time.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and she has no idea what they're saying and
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: it pisses her off. Yeah, it's funny.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Girls need to be able to eavesdrop. Yeah, Pat BEV
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: will FaceTime me, My wife will turn the TV down.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: What did you guys think about Usher?
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: I think he ruled.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: I thought it was great.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: He killed that shit.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: I thought it wasn't great. Didn't know you even watched
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: the game. Yeah, oh, but you couldn't come over now
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: because you were so hungover from the French toast all weekend.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 5: Legitimately, yes, if I didn't have that French toast, I
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: probably would have came over. But I did, and I
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: was like, I can't be with people right now.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: I mean I spent the whole weekend with you, becoming
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: best friends with your friends and drinking my face off,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: and I still made it to.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: Wow, that's crazy. You had to walk down one flight
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: of stairs.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I sure did.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: Sure a big difference between me going over to Row.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: You would have had to tunnel in from Manhattan.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: You would have had to sit on a fucking dude,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: last time I went to that's when I went to
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: your place during that hour with him. It took us
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: an hour and a half to get there.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Not on a Sunday, it was on a Sunday.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: It was on a Sunday, not Super Bowl. So it
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: was at like five pm on a Sunday. Yeah, but
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: you need the exact same time.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: Public transportation the next time. Much quicker.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 5: You will do no transport, you will walk.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: I'll come get you, I'll shepherd you over.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: Well, how are we going to do that? Football's balls over?
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: Now it sucks.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: We need to fucking what are you all gonna do
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: with your Saturday Sunday combos?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: Now, no idea.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: I'm about to start taking walks.
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  Speaker 5: I got to get a new show or something to watch.
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  Speaker 1: What are we thinking?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I need to get a fucking PlayStation.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I got to get a new PlayStation.
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  Speaker 1: See I take at one. Yeah, get two little two
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: for one deal, or let's get a it's never been
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  Speaker 1: done ever, three PlayStation threes and a one and combine
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: it to make two PlayStation fives.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: It's not a bad idea.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of genius, a.
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  Speaker 9: Little bit of math, bro, you know, would have loved
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  Speaker 9: that Peters, Peter, that cerebral, You would have loved that dude,
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  Speaker 9: that heady bastard.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know that Peters speaks exactly with the same
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: uh inflection that sasas. So they end on the app.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: I heard that, I heard started it.
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  Speaker 5: He created that, he created it, and he does it
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: to the extreme.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: It's every sentence with him.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Does BO do it?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: BO doesn't? And Bo and I bought it over that
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: we stay down.
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  Speaker 1: BO stays down.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I heard Bo is incredible, He's awesome.
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  Speaker 5: They're fascinating. You're so fascinating. Oh my god, you're so
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: You're intriguing.
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  Speaker 3: That's not it's not even you know you fuck fine,
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  Speaker 3: you know what.
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  Speaker 5: Your brain is just tempting. You want to I want
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: to get inside there.
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  Speaker 3: Talking about ship, about my buddy Bo like that. You're
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: gonna ask, You're gonna find yourself.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: Not not.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: On the next fly fishing trip, that's for sure.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: I might go to Jackson and do some fly fishing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, speaking, we're gonna go fly fishing next weekend
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: in Albany. Sass and I are going to be in
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: Albany this upcoming weekend. Albany, New York, Albany, New York, Albany,
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  Speaker 3: New York. Not the Bahamas.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: Not the Bahamas, Cammon misconception. Get we have a lot
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: of fans in the Bahamas. We're hitting me out being
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: like so pumped to see you this weekend.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: The Bahamanians, Yeah, the Bahamaniacs.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, they hit me up going big things in that.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going, I don't think that's the right, that's not
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  Speaker 5: the right.
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  Speaker 3: All it's close. Their their accent is somewhat to me,
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  Speaker 3: to my untrained ear, very is similar to and yeah.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: It sounds like you're stealing Trevor Noah's bit. Bro.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: Did he do a bit about that?
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: Now? That's what he did on the Grammys. What I
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: referenced it on that I said, I talked about it
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: on the podcast last week when they had buz ziggy Mar. Yeah,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: like no one can understand you, man, And then he
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: was like big things and dots and the whole crowd,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: the whole crowd was like, we don't get it, bro,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: we can't understand you speak like us.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: Talk like a fucking America. Yeah, which is bold to
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: say to three black men.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 5: You don't say that during especially during February.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: Maybe at a seven eleven in Denver. You can get
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: away with some ship like that, but not fucking far.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: Some crazy shit did seven eleven in Denver?
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: What did you guys think of to lift every voice
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: and sing performance? Now that we're talking about Black History months,
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  Speaker 1: I loved it, me too, Francis.
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  Speaker 3: This is the first time hearing of it.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: You know how they added they added a black national anthem?
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, have they?
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: It's very groovy. It'll make you want to get up
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: in the dance.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: Get up off of that thing.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, come on, everybody, get up to the Black National anthem.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: Slide left, slide to the right. Uh, what is this
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  Speaker 3: for real?
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  Speaker 5: Acoholics and ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the Black
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  Speaker 5: National anthem.
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  Speaker 1: But yes, there really is a black national anthem called
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  Speaker 1: lift every voice and sing that they put before America
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  Speaker 1: the Beautiful and before the national anthem.
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  Speaker 3: I think they should have put it after that's going
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: to happen at the super Bowl.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: It has been happening. They sing it all the time.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: Every professional America the Beautiful, at every special sporting event.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, maybe not, but they do it there. They
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: they're lift every voice in singing a lot at a
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  Speaker 1: lot of events. We don't have to learn it on
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  Speaker 1: the piano. Perhaps we'll expect me to know that. Yeah,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: or a parody of it. Lift every voice in fart,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: very nice, Lift up your giant dick to poop.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it doesn't dangle in the toilet water.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 5: Yes, that's good. That's good, that's good.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: Ship right love parody. All right, I will be walking
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: my dog this week in around Brooklyn, but also we'll
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: be in Indianapolis. Swing by and say what's up Fallstar
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: NBA All Star game?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah cool, very cool. And then you're moving to
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: Chicago when well.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: We are, right, what's so funny?
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: Nothing new? That was just that whole thing was just
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: cracking me up that everyone was like, runs moving to Chicago.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: This is fucked. So this is perfect dude leaving and
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: moving to Chicago. As if you guys didn't do the
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 5: podcast when he was in LA for the first year
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 5: or when he was in Chicago. Oh man, all right,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 5: well that's been Son of a Boy Dad. Thank you
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: guys for listening. We will see you.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: We're also going to be jusuing the release schedule at
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: some point soon.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we're gonna be changing it up, but it's
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 5: not gonna be two episodes a week, but we're thinking
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 5: about moving, so we.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: Just want to make sure that there's space between the episodes,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: so everybody guess they're fair.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: Some of you guys have been disobeying us and not
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: listening to both of the episodes, and that's not gonna fly.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 5: That's not gonna have, it's not gonna work.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: So all beneath this weekend tickets at Little Sasquatch website
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  Speaker 3: dot com.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: Yes, we'll see you there, Thank you, goodbye.
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  Speaker 1: M hmm