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They Tried to Steal His Paycheck!? | Bare Knuckle Nation Ep. 3 · Bare Knuckle Nation Podcast

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  >> Sugar-free. Not much.
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  >> What's going on? What are you wearing
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  today? What do you got? This is my
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  Denver Broncos.
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  >> Sean Payton in the house.
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  >> Sean NFL. This is a big NFL week. You
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  know, football's coming first game
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  tonight.
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  >> Yep. We had Shawn Payeyton on the radio
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  show one time.
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  >> He was awesome. Last year we did uh
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  Chasers, you know, puck cancer game.
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  Shawn Payeyton came in and I was in the
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  locker room and he was there and I go
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  and our radio show was across the hall.
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  We were doing a broadcast from Santine
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  that day
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  >> and I said, "Hey man, would you mind
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  coming over like for like 8 to 10
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  minutes?" Because I got two football
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  dudes over there like Carrie Davis,
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  Super Bowl champion. Anthony Stalter is
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  a huge football fan. Go. They would geek
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  out like if you [clears throat] came in
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  and so I just come walking across the
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  hall. You could see their faces. I'm
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  walking like look at holy crap. Like
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  that's Shawn Payeyton. He comes in. That
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  guy could not have been any cooler.
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  >> The nicest guy loves hockey.
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  >> We got to see him at the uh the the the
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  playoff party. Remember he was on the
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  stage and got to hang out with him
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  after. Such a nice dude.
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  >> I like the the the kind of the [snorts]
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  cross connection that we have with some
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  of these guys, man. You know, they like
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  hockey. We like football. It is what it
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  is.
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  >> I guess he's friends. He's up in that uh
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  you know Celane group there in [snorts]
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  Idaho.
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  >> We're not involved in that.
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  >> No. Yeah. Yeah. Well above our We don't
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  get
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  >> We have like border security. I'm not
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  even allowed in the area. Definitely
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  not.
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  >> Well, [laughter] you are really what
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  >> you are.
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  >> What do you mean?
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  >> Idaho. You just said you're Idaho.
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  >> No, I don't need [laughter]
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  >> Idaho. Idaho. Idaho.
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  >> You're damn right. Idaho.
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  >> Who's a hoe?
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  >> Where the ho's at? Can I ask you why why
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  the Bronco? It was just the next one in
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  the cycle. Honestly,
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  >> we're running it in right now. How many
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  do we have?
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  >> I don't know, like 10. This is
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  >> So, fans of Bare Knuckle, if you'd like
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  Only Fans. It's called getting rode like
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  a Bronco. Uh [laughter] you'll check it
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  out.
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  >> When I take my sweatsuit is off, then
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  it's all about the nudes.
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  >> You are down at the links. [laughter]
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  You have to look at Ozarks a lot.
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  >> Gone international. That's international
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  though.
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  >> You're getting you're getting out there
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  paying for that. For sure. [laughter]
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  >> For sure.
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  >> My toes.
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  >> My only feet.
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  >> People will pay for that. Just so you
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  know. I was thinking about Kate doing
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  that. I'm like just just your feet.
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  >> So J,
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  >> some guys will pay for that.
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  >> I got a story.
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  >> Probably Loie. Actually,
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  >> I got [laughter] a story.
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  >> Loie wants me to get a divorce so he can
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  take Kate. Just so you [laughter] know.
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  >> That's awesome. You say it to me all the
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  time.
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  >> You don't need to be divorced.
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  [laughter]
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  Yeah, YOU STAY MARRIED.
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  >> YOU'RE FINE. I DON'T WANT THE BAGGAGE.
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  >> I'LL PAY FOR HER. [laughter]
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  >> You son of a [ __ ]
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  >> GOOD GOD.
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  >> HEY, WE'RE all friends.
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  >> You need to calm down.
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  >> I HAVEN'T SAID A WORD.
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  >> YOU NEED YOU'VE SAID THAT BEFORE.
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  >> I have not I have not said a word.
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  >> Welcome to St. Louis Blues Life
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  Swapping. [laughter] A whole another
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  podcast.
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  >> THAT'S A WHOLE OTHER EPISODE. GOD,
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  that's funny. So, Danny, I got a story
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  about my bachelor dinner. The one you
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  you didn't show up to. Um, no. Uh, no.
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  in spirit. [laughter]
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  >> No, he really wasn't.
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  >> Thank you, Twister.
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  >> The best part is I saw him like two days
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  before and he was planning, "Oh, we're
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  going to do we're do this." Oh, yeah.
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  And then he didn't show up. But anyways,
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  it's fine. It's fine. I'm not My
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  feelings aren't hurt.
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  >> Oh, hold on.
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  >> It doesn't sound like [laughter]
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  >> Did you orgasm while he was fluffing
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  you?
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  >> I mean,
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  >> uh, no. He's not very good at it.
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  >> Okay. So,
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  >> and the whole purpose of the fluffing is
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  not to orgasm, right?
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  >> Just to stay, you know, ready.
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  >> Sometimes he can't help himself.
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  >> Yeah, it's it's a good point. He does
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  get aggressive. this long to fly off the
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  [ __ ] shells.
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  >> Listen to this. Twister arrives and um
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  he he he arrived. He came and u so Kevin
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  is sitting there and first thing Tony
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  does is he's walking past there's like a
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  little fence area. He picks up a rock
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  and like throws it through and hits our
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  guy Kevin in the back. And like some
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  people don't like some of the guys who
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  who the hell [laughter] is this [ __ ]
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  guy? What just happened? You know, it's
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  just Tony being Tony. So, we laugh about
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  that and then Kevin's standing there and
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  uh Tony comes in.
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  >> Hold on. Stick came out like he was
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  Strick came peakedked his head around to
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  see to see
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  >> Oh, Steve Strick. I was going to say
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  >> no. Steve Strick put peaked his head
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  around to see who's throwing that.
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  >> Yeah, he Yeah, Ninja.
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  >> The Ninja.
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  But, [clears throat] uh, so he comes up
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  and I tell Kev, I tell Kevin, I go,
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  "Hey, Kev, get your phone ready to video
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  something." I go over to Tony. I go,
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  "Hey, Tony." I go, there's three Blues
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  players, young players that are there.
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  >> Do we name them or not?
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  >> Oh, absolutely. They're eating dinner.
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  >> You're a Is there the young check
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  defenseman? Daborski and a third guy. I
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  apologize. I don't remember.
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  >> I think it was a trainer. What was he?
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  >> It was like some strength coach or
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  something. Anyways, they have a fourth
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  chair that's empty and they're already
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  eating. And I go to him, I go, "Oh no."
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  >> Hey, Twister, go over there.
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  >> And just sit down, start talking to
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  them, and then start eating off their
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  plate.
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  >> Oh. [laughter]
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  Dude,
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  >> no. It's unreal. So
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  >> that is so unfair to ask you to do that
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  cuz you would love to do that like that.
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  You're like, I can't believe I didn't
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  think about it. It was incredible. He
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  comes walking up, you know, the twister
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  walk and he pulls a chair. Bam. Sits up.
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  Boom. He's like, hey boys, HOW YOU
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  DOING? YEAH. AND THEY'RE LIKE,
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  [laughter]
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  >> NO AT THIS TIME who I am.
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  >> Yeah. No idea. Then he's like he's like
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  talking. He like looks away. He reaches
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  over onto D'vorski's plate, takes a
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  piece of steak.
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  >> No, no. I TOOK HIS KNIFE AND FORK AND
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  CUT [laughter] THE STEAK. I I literally
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  took the fork almost out of his hand and
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  I'm cutting the steak
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  >> and I take a bite. Well, that's damn
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  good. You guys made a HELL OF A CHOICE.
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  LIKE A really good work. And I said,
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  "Man, I got to go to the restroom. You
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  guys have a great evening."
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  >> No, you you did say that. But here's the
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  best part. You see D'Vorski, he's like
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  looking like kind of like, "Okay." And
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  he's like he's like, "Who the hell is
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  this guy?" He's getting angry, but he's
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  looking over like I don't know if I want
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  the smoke, you know. And so
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  >> Twister gets up and walks straight over
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  to Sunquist and takes Sunny's baby. And
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  so like rocking THE [laughter] SO NOW,
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  >> NOW HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S COMPLETELY
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  INSANE.
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  >> Oh my god. I got this story from a
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  teacher in Illinois. Two days later, Big
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  D was telling me the story playbyplay
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  how you were going to do it. And I was
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  like, how did you know about this?
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  >> I go over to the table after and I go,
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  "Hey, boys." voice. I go, you know that
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  I go, that was a I'm laughing. I go,
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  that was a blues alumni, Tony twist and
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  divorce. He goes, OH, HE'S LIKE, YEAH, I
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  DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS, [laughter]
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  >> what that animal was.
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  >> You're a check goes, all I see is the
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  big hands.
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  [laughter]
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  >> He said, these big hands. And I'll tell
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  you what, those those three guys,
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  especially the two players, were
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  astounding. Like awesome. They're really
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  like DVO was amazing. My point is that
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  >> I was telling these are stories that are
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  no longer being created in this today
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  and age. I mean it doesn't take much
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  just that story because that's a story
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  you can carry to for for years right
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  >> they're going to carry that for those
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  >> I'm going to tell that story
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  was there Sunny was there and Broberg
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  was there they were laughing so you know
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  they're going to recycle that story too
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  [laughter]
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  >> and those are great those
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  cool things and they have no idea that
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  the toughest guy ever to play in the NHL
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  has just sat down and ate the steak off
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  their plate and they don't know what to
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  do you know but think of you stood up
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  and started
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  >> like blues fans are crazy.
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  >> No, no, no. He was god damn [laughter]
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  creat.
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  >> Put yourself in that situation cuz we're
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  pretty like I'd say stand up guys. Like
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  if some dude just sat down I'd be like I
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  don't know what I do cuz now I'm like
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  okay there's so many people here. If I
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  grabbed this guy, you know, he could
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  just say, "Oh, I I sat at the wrong
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  table by accident."
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  >> Jamie, we would have been weirded out
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  like no other.
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  >> Yeah, but what would you do?
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  >> Yeah, but it sounded like they had a
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  bunch of guys there, which is good. The
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  team's bonding. I kind of like that too.
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  Seven guys. Six guys were there.
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  >> That's cool. That's a good start.
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  >> It was great. And they had their babies.
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  There'll be 20 next right down the road.
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  >> Sunny had their babies there.
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  >> Yeah, that's awesome.
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  >> I was like midnight. Sunny sitting there
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  at midnight like
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  rocking the baby.
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  >> How would you react if [clears throat]
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  you were
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  >> I know how he would react
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  when you were doing your thing.
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  >> That's where No, no, no, no. You're
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  sitting there and some guy come that you
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  didn't know
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  >> and he takes your like what would you
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  do?
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  >> Grab I would grab the fork that my buddy
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  has and I'd stab him in the throat.
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  >> See that's what I'm saying. I thought
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  you hand
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  that was before camera phones. Uh like
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  now if you do this like he wouldn't do
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  that now.
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  >> No no no. I would actually underneath
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  the table I'd lean over and say
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  something sticking to the balls.
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  [laughter]
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  >> That's more likely.
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  >> Right.
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  >> Correct. You could. That would be a
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  weird idea.
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  >> That's epic. I cannot First off, great.
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  That's a great That's a good [laughter]
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  job.
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  >> Good job, Jamie, on that. That's really,
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  really good.
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  >> Full uh camera credit to our guy, Kevin.
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  >> That's great.
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  >> He actually still has footage. Is there
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  footage?
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  >> There is footage. You have footage.
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  >> He's got the footage on his camera.
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  >> I've got the footage. He sent it in.
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  >> We'll post it up. [cough and laughter]
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  >> Oh, yeah.
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  >> He sent it to all of us.
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  >> So, we Oh, that's [ __ ] hilarious,
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  dude.
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  carpet downstairs.
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  >> He's eating this food.
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  >> MY HUSBAND
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  HE AIN'T WORRIED.
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  >> There was so much,
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  >> you know, it's just different now, man.
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  Like you go out like you're always
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  thinking somebody's like recording you
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  and they are everywhere you go. Somebody
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  is everybody any anything you do
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  >> and they're so fast like so
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  >> I don't even know how they're so fast
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  like and scary.
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  >> What about the meta glasses?
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  >> That's crazy.
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  >> My a pair of those ridiculous.
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  >> Conor's got a pair of those.
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  >> The con dog.
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  >> I got the shades.
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  >> Oh, Jamie's got the shades.
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  >> You guys got to understand in today's
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  day and age, it's not just the phone.
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  It's everywhere you go. You got door
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  ringers. You got cameras up in every
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  building, every parking lot. Anybody who
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  drives by who has a a camera in their
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  car for for insurance purposes or
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  recording,
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  >> you are always on call. So the the the
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  availability of doing some of the the
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  shenanigans, the antics that were
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  pulled, it's just not happening anymore
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  >> in Russia. And you probably know this,
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  Jamie, cuz you died over there.
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  >> Spent a little time there.
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  >> Jamie died again. [laughter] Not a big
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  >> hide his money.
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  But there is like an insurance fraud
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  where they they all have cameras now
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  because somebody will come cut across
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  and slam their brakes on. You [ __ ]
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  hit them. They get out like
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  >> people will jump out in front of a car
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  crawling under cars.
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  >> Subie sitting here thinking that's a
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  great idea. I'm going to do that today.
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  >> People crawling under cars. [laughter]
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  >> Can we uh let's just if we're speaking
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  if we're talking about Russia,
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  >> can we talk about how you got paid in
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  Russia?
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  >> Yeah. I would love to invite this
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  because
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  >> that's a whole episode.
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  >> It is a hundred stories.
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  >> They're going to tell one story
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  everybody, but there's going to be a
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  followup. We'll probably talk this the a
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  section, but when uh when Ribs was
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  playing in uh in the K1,
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  >> it was a super league at the time.
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  >> Super super league. It was It was a
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  super league. I think you're one of two
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  English guys or you the only one that
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  the only guy who spoke English
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  >> the only guy that speaks English and he
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  did not have a household. He lived in
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  the bottom of the rink. That was where
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  the homestead is.
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  >> And God, they don't charge rent for
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  that.
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  >> No.
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  >> Oh, no. No. There is rent, but it's not
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  paid in monetary weather. So, imagine
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  this. How do we get paid here? We get a
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  check, we go to the bank, we cash it.
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  That's not how it happens in Russia.
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  Now, all the ancillary things that go
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  with when you get paid is very
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  interesting.
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  >> Knock knock.
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  >> Yeah.
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  >> At what time is this? I'm knocking.
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  Well, okay. So,
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  >> Bagman.
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  >> Yeah, the Bagman. Um, so when I signed
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  there, I had it in the agreement just to
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  show up. They were going to give me a
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  bonus ju because I knew that some of
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  these teams didn't always end up paying
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  all of the paychecks for the guys. So, I
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  had my agent write it in there like when
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  he shows up, when you physically see
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  this man, you're going to give him, you
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  know, x amount of dollars. Boom. So, I
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  was like, okay, I'm comfortable with
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  that. It's front-loaded, you know,
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  great. I'm good with that. But then
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  there was another player that was there
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  before. We'll keep him nameless because
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  I haven't talked to him and I don't know
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  if he wants to be on this, but whatever.
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  He was there the year before and uh he
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  reached out to me, this very team, and
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  he says, "Uh, hey man, I'm just going to
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  give you a heads up." He goes, "They're
• 14:28
  going to put you in this apartment or
• 14:31
  this room at the rink." And the
• 14:34
  >> Now, where where's the rink located?
• 14:36
  It's well it's a suburb of Moscow.
• 14:38
  Sakol.
• 14:39
  >> Is there a park nearby?
• 14:40
  >> Yeah, it's a beautiful.
• 14:42
  >> Yeah. It's called dog park.
• 14:45
  >> Green grass everywhere.
• 14:46
  >> The wild dogs like crazy. To hear them
• 14:48
  attacking things at night is wild. Like
• 14:50
  people too. Um but that's another story
• 14:53
  for another time. So I'm sitting there
• 14:55
  talking to this guy and he says, "Hey,
• 14:57
  look what they're going to do is they're
• 14:59
  never going to tell you what time
• 15:00
  practice is. They're going to send this
• 15:01
  guy to knock on your door." I'm like,
• 15:03
  "Why?" He goes, "Because they don't want
• 15:05
  you going out anywhere. They want you to
• 15:06
  be a prisoner, basically. Like, so
• 15:08
  you're not leaving the rink." So he
• 15:11
  goes, "You're going to they're going to
• 15:12
  pay you and then you're going to leave
• 15:15
  the bag. You're going to take it down to
• 15:16
  the locker room with you or you're going
• 15:18
  to leave it in this little apartment and
• 15:19
  they're going to steal the money back."
• 15:21
  He goes, "So what I did," he goes,
• 15:23
  "There's a fiberglass shower in this
• 15:25
  thing." He goes, "Pull the top down
• 15:27
  hard." He goes, "I cut a hole in the
• 15:29
  ceiling." He goes, "You can put your
• 15:31
  money up there and it goes it springs
• 15:32
  back and it like hides the money." So he
• 15:35
  says, "Just find a reason to go back to
• 15:38
  your apartment and put the money in." So
• 15:41
  I'm like, "Okay, thanks for the heads
• 15:43
  up, man. Appreciate it." So sure as [ __ ]
• 15:45
  the next morning.
• 15:46
  >> Well, you got you got to tell them how
• 15:48
  you got paid to first of all.
• 15:49
  >> Well, this is it. I'm telling you right
• 15:50
  now. All right.
• 15:51
  >> And so [clears throat]
• 15:53
  this guy comes up and I open there's two
• 15:56
  doors.
• 15:57
  >> What time is it?
• 15:58
  >> Like 9:00 a.m.
• 15:59
  >> Okay. And uh he goes, "You training
• 16:03
  training was practice." I'm like, "Oh,
• 16:05
  okay. Yeah, yeah." So I just close the
• 16:07
  doors and I follow this guy. Oh, no. He
• 16:09
  hands me the bag. It's a bag, a plastic
• 16:11
  bag, a skin care bag. Full of money.
• 16:15
  Like full of money. Like it was a big
• 16:17
  number, too. And I'm like, "Oh, thank
• 16:19
  you." And um I put it inside the
• 16:22
  apartment. And then I follow this guy
• 16:24
  down the hallway. And then halfway down
• 16:26
  the hallway, I go, "Oh, forgot my
• 16:28
  shoes." I'm like pointing to like I got
• 16:30
  I forgot my shoes. He's like
• 16:33
  like hurry up, you know, like okay,
• 16:34
  great.
• 16:35
  >> So I run back into the apartment.
• 16:37
  >> I take the bag. I go to the shower, pull
• 16:39
  it down, there's the hole money up
• 16:41
  there, hide the money, grab my tennis
• 16:43
  shoes, and I go off to practice with
• 16:46
  this guy. Practice or training gets
• 16:49
  done. And when I go back to my
• 16:51
  apartment, my stuff is everywhere. They
• 16:53
  went through the apartment trying to
• 16:55
  find the money to steal it back because
• 16:56
  what am I going to say?
• 16:59
  >> What are you going to sue them? Right.
• 17:00
  >> What are you going to do? No rules.
• 17:01
  >> There's no rules. And so,
• 17:03
  >> and who are they?
• 17:04
  >> Well,
• 17:07
  there's a lot of mafia involved. Okay.
• 17:09
  >> Uh, let's just put it that way. I don't
• 17:11
  want to get killed even to this day
• 17:13
  because they're still they're around.
• 17:15
  But so, every month he would pay me and
• 17:18
  I'd have to hide the money. And so at
• 17:21
  the same time though, they're watching
• 17:22
  you every day. They had a guy, an army
• 17:25
  guy at the rink. They said he was there
• 17:27
  to protect the rink. Who the hell
• 17:28
  protects a rink? He was there to make
• 17:30
  sure to keep an eye on me. You know, s
• 17:32
  >> I had a similar thing, but keep going.
• 17:34
  >> And um so I I've got like two or three
• 17:37
  months worth of paychecks now up in my
• 17:39
  ceiling, which at this point I don't
• 17:42
  know what the [ __ ] am I going to do? So
• 17:44
  I have to make friends with this army
• 17:46
  guy somehow. He doesn't speak English. I
• 17:49
  don't speak Russian. I'm learning a
• 17:50
  little bit of like the basics.
• 17:52
  >> I bet you his name's Eigor.
• 17:53
  >> No, it was uh
• 17:54
  >> Slava.
• 17:55
  >> It was Sergey.
• 17:56
  >> No, it was Costa.
• 17:58
  >> Okay.
• 17:58
  >> Anyways, I go down there and uh the one
• 18:01
  night or the one day I got out and I
• 18:03
  went and bought a huge thing of vodka
• 18:05
  and I bought playing cards and I came
• 18:07
  down there at like 11 p.m. at night and
• 18:09
  I go bam on the table with the cards and
• 18:13
  he's like I'm like in English. I'm like,
• 18:17
  I don't know what the [ __ ] to say to
• 18:18
  you. You don't know. I But we're here
• 18:20
  alone all the time. Let's be friends.
• 18:22
  >> Like, we got to figure this out.
• 18:24
  >> So, the first game we played was like
• 18:26
  the match game. Like four or five year
• 18:27
  old games. Like you put all the cards
• 18:29
  out, got to [laughter] find the two that
• 18:31
  match AND WE'RE PLAYING THIS AND WE'RE
• 18:33
  DRINKING vodka the whole time.
• 18:34
  >> What's that game called?
• 18:35
  >> I don't know. It's like match game, I
• 18:37
  think.
• 18:37
  >> I guess.
• 18:38
  >> I don't know.
• 18:38
  >> Uno.
• 18:40
  >> No, you flip them all upside down.
• 18:42
  And if you flip a two,
• 18:43
  >> YOU DON'T KNOW [laughter] EITHER.
• 18:44
  >> IF YOU FLIP A TWO, you got to find
• 18:46
  another two. So it's like the memory
• 18:47
  game almost.
• 18:48
  >> Yeah, memory. That's what it's called.
• 18:50
  Not match donkey.
• 18:51
  >> Oh, sorry. Wait.
• 18:52
  >> I KNOW. LIKE [laughter]
• 18:53
  WHY YOU SO NEGATIVE?
• 18:54
  >> I'm not
• 18:56
  having fun.
• 18:57
  >> Can I not have fun? Like when I'm stop
• 18:59
  I'm supposed to stop making fun of you
• 19:01
  guys?
• 19:01
  >> No. No. Forget about that. Can't do
• 19:03
  that. You're so good at it. Keep going.
• 19:05
  Um, [laughter]
• 19:07
  >> so we play this game and we're drinking
• 19:09
  Vodk and we get hammered. I find out,
• 19:11
  you know, he's teaching me some Russian.
• 19:12
  I'm teaching him some basic English.
• 19:14
  He's got a son that plays hockey, but he
• 19:17
  doesn't have good, his skates don't fit
• 19:19
  him, you know, and all this stuff. So, I
• 19:21
  get on the phone and talk to a guy back
• 19:24
  here, and I'm like, "Hey, send me this
• 19:26
  size skates, this DHL. You got to go to
• 19:28
  DHL." The only one that'll like ship it
• 19:30
  from the US to uh Moscow at the time. I
• 19:33
  get a huge package to the rink. It's
• 19:36
  gloves, skates, a helmet, and a couple
• 19:38
  of sticks for his son. So, I take that
• 19:41
  down one night for him and I'd tell him
• 19:43
  like it's for your son, you know, and he
• 19:44
  was like almost crying. After that, I
• 19:47
  knew this guy's like he'd take a bullet
• 19:49
  for me. And so, I had enough balls and
• 19:51
  finally say to him like, I come down the
• 19:53
  one night, no vodka, no playing cards.
• 19:56
  He's like looking at me like, "Who are
• 19:57
  you? Where's my vodka?" And I had this
• 20:00
  big duffel bag and I put it on the the
• 20:02
  table and I unzip it and it's full of
• 20:04
  cash. And he's like I go I need I go you
• 20:08
  got to banka banka he's like the like I
• 20:10
  got to go to the bank and he's like okay
• 20:11
  and he's like you know tomorrow
• 20:13
  basically so
• 20:16
  yeah
• 20:16
  >> he goes um so after practice the next
• 20:18
  day I go get my bag and he's like
• 20:20
  looking at me like game face like let's
• 20:22
  go
• 20:22
  >> he walks me down the street with his
• 20:24
  machine gun
• 20:26
  >> no [ __ ] right into the bank of Moscow
• 20:28
  with a machine gun
• 20:30
  >> an AK or a machine gun
• 20:32
  >> like a machine gun I don't know what the
• 20:33
  [ __ ] [laughter] it is Cam I'm not a gun
• 20:35
  expert.
• 20:36
  >> All I know is if he pulls the trigger,
• 20:38
  it's shooting both.
• 20:39
  >> It goes bang.
• 20:40
  >> Yeah. So, we go into the bank and then
• 20:43
  he goes right up to somebody and he gets
• 20:45
  a manager and they take me into this
• 20:46
  private room. He comes right into the
• 20:48
  room with with the gun and she creates
• 20:51
  an account for me so it can go from the
• 20:53
  Bank of Moscow to a bank in New York and
• 20:56
  then the bank in New York I can get
• 20:58
  their number and then I can move it over
• 20:59
  to St. Louis. But without this guy like
• 21:02
  it was I'd be screwed.
• 21:03
  >> That sucks though. How could anybody
• 21:04
  want to even sign there if you're
• 21:06
  American?
• 21:06
  >> It's changed now. From what I
• 21:08
  understand, a lot of the team pretty
• 21:10
  good now,
• 21:12
  >> but this was primitive time.
• 21:13
  >> What years?
• 21:14
  >> 2000,
• 21:14
  >> which is one year. Uh 2008. Yeah.
• 21:17
  >> It's not that long ago.
• 21:18
  >> 2000, I think.
• 21:20
  >> It was even more.
• 21:21
  >> You and Gag Sean Gagnon, you guys
• 21:23
  probably some of you fought them. I
• 21:25
  fought
• 21:25
  >> him. We played him one time, you
• 21:26
  modified.
• 21:27
  >> I fought him.
• 21:28
  >> So, we were roommates. We went over
• 21:29
  there together and it was kind of the
• 21:31
  same thing, but we didn't get paid at
• 21:33
  all. So then we're like,
• 21:34
  >> "What do you mean you didn't get paid at
• 21:35
  all?"
• 21:36
  >> So horrible.
• 21:36
  >> So payday would come up and then be
• 21:38
  like, "All right, this has really been
• 21:39
  really tough. Three three times working
• 21:41
  on a day." Like, "All right, it's
• 21:42
  payday. Where's paycheck?" Zapra.
• 21:45
  >> And I'm like, "Zap, what's
• 21:47
  >> day love? [laughter] Zo."
• 21:50
  >> Then they're like, "Okay, tomorrow.
• 21:51
  Okay, come back tomorrow." Next day,
• 21:53
  Zapra. And then the next day, Zapa.
• 21:55
  Zapra. I was like, "Holy [ __ ] this is
• 21:57
  not going good."
• 21:58
  >> Then the whole thing broke down and
• 22:00
  we're like, "All right, [snorts] we're
• 22:01
  out of here. We're leaving."
• 22:02
  >> So then they kind of settle up and kind
• 22:04
  of talked to my agent, but you can't
• 22:06
  really talk to people back in the States
• 22:07
  >> like, "Oh, we're going to pay you, but
• 22:09
  you're you're leaving. All right, thank
• 22:10
  God. We're going to go [clears throat]
• 22:11
  home and have some money." So I get in,
• 22:13
  we're having a meeting, and I'm sitting
• 22:15
  here like this with the owners, and
• 22:17
  they're tough looking guys. The door
• 22:19
  opens up. Not the hand lotion bag, but a
• 22:22
  foot locker bag came in. I was like,
• 22:23
  "What's going on here?" dumping it out
• 22:26
  on the table. I was like, "Thank God."
• 22:29
  And I stood up and they're bound
• 22:31
  $10,000, crisp, not even been used. And
• 22:33
  I'm shoving them in my pocket. And I'm
• 22:35
  looking over at these two guys. Didn't
• 22:37
  look like this right now. They want to
• 22:38
  kill me. And [laughter] I'm like, I am
• 22:40
  not getting out of this country.
• 22:43
  >> Just shoveling in my coat and they're
• 22:44
  like staring at me like pissed off. So
• 22:47
  then they do the same thing with Gagen.
• 22:50
  And uh then we go home and they're going
• 22:51
  on a road trip cuz we're going home. And
• 22:53
  we didn't leave the apartment which was
• 22:55
  the baza the base
• 22:56
  >> the barracks basically
• 22:57
  >> for which had dogs were patrolled around
• 23:00
  to the wall [laughter]
• 23:01
  was either to keep people out or keep us
• 23:03
  in.
• 23:03
  >> Right.
• 23:04
  >> Then we didn't leave for like 3 days. We
• 23:05
  just sat on the money and then we left
• 23:07
  and came home. It was which was another
• 23:09
  crazy story because they own the airport
• 23:11
  too.
• 23:12
  >> Yeah.
• 23:12
  >> So we get to the airport and we're
• 23:13
  supposed to be there for the whole year.
• 23:15
  I got hockey sticks. I got bags. I got
• 23:17
  clothes. I got like six or seven bags.
• 23:20
  >> They're like, "$500 a bag." I'm like,
• 23:22
  "Uh, no, no, not 500. We're going to
• 23:25
  we're going to stay." They're like,
• 23:26
  "Fine, you're going to stay." So then
• 23:27
  the clocks tick and the the plane's
• 23:29
  about to take off. They're like, "Get
• 23:30
  your [ __ ] and get out of here." We're
• 23:32
  like, "Thank God." So we get on we get
• 23:34
  out of Nishnikoms. Then we get to
• 23:36
  Moscow. Moscow has two airports,
• 23:39
  international and domestic. We got to
• 23:41
  get from one airport to the other. We
• 23:42
  both have so much stuff we're in
• 23:43
  different taxi cabs. So, we have to go
• 23:46
  and uh we get there and the cabby's like
• 23:49
  $200. I was like, "Say what?" [laughter]
• 23:55
  And I got all this money in my in my
• 23:57
  bag. And I'm like, "No, no." So then I
• 23:59
  go into Aeraflot, which is like their
• 24:01
  American airlines,
• 24:02
  >> man.
• 24:03
  >> And I'm like, "Hey man, I'm going to New
• 24:04
  York." The guy's like, "Okay, welcome to
• 24:05
  check in." Kind of like that. The cabbie
• 24:08
  pushes me out of the way. He starts
• 24:10
  yelling at him in Russian. And I'm like,
• 24:11
  "What'd he say?" The guy Arafat goes, "I
• 24:14
  don't speak English. Just talk to him."
• 24:17
  [laughter]
• 24:19
  >> I'M LIKE, "WHAT? I I just talk to you in
• 24:22
  English." Okay. So then I like squeeze
• 24:23
  in and squeeze out the
• 24:25
  >> Don't show at all.
• 24:25
  >> No. I had TO GO IN MY BED, ARM like
• 24:28
  this, and I'm in the side pocket and I'm
• 24:29
  squeezing out on the bum. I could feel
• 24:31
  100. I'm like,
• 24:32
  >> "Here you go." [laughter] He's like,
• 24:33
  "Okay, bye."
• 24:35
  >> That sucks, man. That's got all That's
• 24:38
  so insane, dude. It's got awful. Russia
• 24:41
  was like I believe it was the start of
• 24:43
  Uber. Okay, hear me out. Because not the
• 24:46
  app, but the whole concept of like
• 24:49
  anybody picking you up. We would I got
• 24:52
  to know my teammates well enough to
• 24:54
  where I go drinking with these guys. I
• 24:56
  like [ __ ] it. I'm going drinking. Can't
• 24:57
  speak English. They can't like they
• 24:59
  can't speak I can't speak Russian. I
• 25:01
  don't care. And my defense partner was
• 25:03
  an animal. He was he was a Russian cop
• 25:06
  like four years before and then now he's
• 25:07
  playing he's my defense partner. a good
• 25:09
  hockey player.
• 25:10
  >> Yeah, he was good. He was tough as
• 25:11
  nails. This guy he block a shot with his
• 25:13
  face. I was like, "Okay,
• 25:15
  >> this guy can stay." [laughter]
• 25:16
  >> I don't mind him on my side. Let's go.
• 25:18
  >> So, when he he invited me out the one
• 25:20
  time, he's like, you know, I forget how
• 25:21
  he [ __ ] put it and he's like, "Pea,
• 25:24
  like beer, pea. Pea." I'm like, "Yeah,
• 25:26
  let's [ __ ] go. Piva." So, I need lots
• 25:28
  of them.
• 25:29
  >> So, I went out with these guys and we
• 25:31
  got like hammered. It was a one of the
• 25:34
  best times I've had in my life without
• 25:35
  speaking a word of like English the
• 25:38
  whole night. charades the whole night
• 25:39
  >> charades
• 25:40
  >> and it was awesome. But at the end of
• 25:42
  the night we were far like far enough
• 25:44
  from the rink cuz these guys didn't live
• 25:46
  at the rink. I did. And so
• 25:48
  [clears throat]
• 25:48
  the one guy Miesa is like uh you like
• 25:52
  home. I'm like I don't [ __ ] know how
• 25:55
  to get home, you know? He's like ah
• 25:57
  don't worry about we go walk out into
• 25:59
  the street and you just you put your
• 26:00
  hand out in the street with two fingers.
• 26:03
  It's like this and somebody will pull
• 26:04
  over because they all want to make
• 26:06
  money. So, it's like I said, it's like
• 26:08
  the beginning of Uber kind of. He's like
• 26:10
  this and then he opens the door and he
• 26:13
  tells a guy in Russian and then he pays
• 26:15
  the guy boom ahead of time whatever it
• 26:17
  was
• 26:18
  >> and he put he goes you okay and the guy
• 26:20
  took me right back to the rink whatever
• 26:22
  but if you're English like they'll
• 26:24
  they'll soak you
• 26:26
  >> try to screw you it was $1 to go
• 26:28
  anywhere in the city.
• 26:29
  >> So we were paying calling taxi taxi $1
• 26:32
  go wherever we got to go. Then this is
• 26:34
  after like a month. The lunch ladies are
• 26:36
  like, "No, we drive you." I'm like,
• 26:38
  "Wow, they like us. We're friends,
• 26:40
  right?" No,
• 26:40
  >> we drive. She stopped short money. Hand
• 26:44
  out. I'm like, "Uh-uh. They're not our
• 26:45
  friends. [laughter]
• 26:46
  They're not our friends."
• 26:47
  >> It was crazy.
• 26:49
  >> They want my ruples. [laughter]
• 26:52
  >> But honestly,
• 26:53
  >> it was a great adventure.
• 26:54
  >> Soup. One day. What we'll do.
• 26:55
  >> I would never ever have gone over there.
• 26:57
  >> I know. They I was supposed to at the
• 26:59
  end of my career.
• 27:00
  >> I was never asked like I'll go to
• 27:01
  >> They would have been like, "Want to come
• 27:02
  to Russia?" have been like, "Hell no."
• 27:05
  >> But although Trevor Killies and Morassi
• 27:07
  and all those [ __ ] kickers, they loved
• 27:10
  it.
• 27:10
  >> So with that team, um,
• 27:13
  >> with that team, the first guys to do
• 27:16
  what they did
• 27:17
  >> was Darcy Verau and Chris Simon.
• 27:20
  >> Simon.
• 27:21
  >> And they were playing for this
• 27:22
  mafiaowned team. And this guy would come
• 27:24
  down, the owner would come down
• 27:26
  >> and he'd write a number down on a piece
• 27:27
  of paper and he hand it to them like
• 27:29
  basically go kill this man.
• 27:30
  >> Yes. And Darcy Vero, who [clears throat]
• 27:33
  >> was tough, but he wasn't like a killer.
• 27:36
  >> Yeah.
• 27:36
  >> But he was shitkicking everybody in the
• 27:38
  Russian League because nobody wanted to
• 27:41
  fight him as far as like the Russian
• 27:42
  guys.
• 27:43
  >> So he would just drop the gloves, grab
• 27:44
  the guy, and just start fist pumping him
• 27:45
  like gloves on, doesn't matter. Didn't
• 27:47
  care. But he had to do it because the
• 27:49
  owner told him. Yeah.
• 27:50
  >> And so not only did they get paid,
• 27:53
  >> they got bonuses for the guys they beat
• 27:55
  up. So everybody's acting like this
• 27:57
  Darcy Vo is like this killer, you know?
• 27:59
  And I remember going in there, we're
• 28:00
  playing against this team
• 28:02
  [clears throat] and uh Valerie Braggen
• 28:04
  is my coach and he he looks at me and he
• 28:08
  goes, "Yeah, don't don't fight VO." I'm
• 28:11
  like, "Think I give a [ __ ] about that
• 28:13
  guy?" Like I respect Darcy Simon.
• 28:16
  >> I He's a great dude. I got to know him.
• 28:19
  All I respect him all, but I wasn't
• 28:22
  lying awake worried about Darcy Verau.
• 28:25
  >> And so we play the game and not Darcy
• 28:27
  does nothing in that game. like he
• 28:28
  doesn't do anything stupid blah blah
• 28:30
  blah but I talk to him after and then he
• 28:31
  tells me his setup like basically like
• 28:33
  yeah I just go out there play and when
• 28:35
  they give me a number I go beat the guy
• 28:37
  up I get paid
• 28:38
  >> until they start signing Saskatchewan
• 28:40
  Junior Hockey League [laughter] but you
• 28:41
  know what happens after that they sign
• 28:43
  Morasti and they sign Gillies and Josh
• 28:46
  Graten
• 28:46
  >> but all to the same team
• 28:48
  >> yeah they were all
• 28:49
  >> they're all on the same team cam that
• 28:51
  owner
• 28:51
  >> no Gillies and Morasti fought and
• 28:53
  Gillies caught him and knocked him out
• 28:54
  with a
• 28:55
  >> You're right
• 28:57
  got traded He did looked at it on
• 28:59
  YouTube. Scary.
• 29:00
  >> Or he signed somewhere else. But at one
• 29:02
  point, Yablonsky.
• 29:03
  >> Yablonsky.
• 29:04
  >> Gillies. Uh, who was the guy from LA?
• 29:07
  >> That was the Philadelphia Flyers of the
• 29:09
  KHL.
• 29:10
  >> Scary. Yeah. Western.
• 29:12
  >> No, no, no, no, no. Before they start
• 29:14
  with a B. Anyways, this guy was over
• 29:16
  there, too. And they had like four or
• 29:19
  five legit NHL like heavyweights on one
• 29:22
  team. And they would all get out there
• 29:24
  and just [ __ ] kick everybody. Heavy is
• 29:26
  going at Josh got signed by a different
• 29:29
  team to and then Morassi got traded or
• 29:32
  signed so they could play against this
• 29:34
  team.
• 29:34
  >> Yes. So now Heavy Heavy Heavy and all
• 29:37
  >> Twister you would love that Yablonsky I
• 29:39
  I believe what he's doing right now is
• 29:41
  like
• 29:42
  >> like what is Yes. Like rescuing
• 29:45
  kidnapped kids.
• 29:47
  >> Really?
• 29:47
  >> That's awesome.
• 29:48
  >> Hardcore badass, right? Am I wrong on
• 29:50
  that? Okay. I don't know a whole lot
• 29:52
  about it, but I know that he's like
• 29:54
  special ops doing something. Yes. Like
• 29:56
  he was part of that children compassion
• 29:58
  call that I was talking about a couple
• 29:59
  episodes ago. He was one of the guys
• 30:01
  that set it up. Trevor Achilles is on
• 30:02
  that setting it up. Uh Mike
• 30:04
  >> Skroy
• 30:07
  out baby. What is that?
• 30:08
  >> So Sy
• 30:10
  will remember this. We were playing in
• 30:12
  San Antonio in the miners and we had
• 30:16
  >> that was a team
• 30:17
  >> killers. Yeah. And we were good. And we
• 30:20
  had Rocky Thompson, Joey Tedareno, Sean
• 30:24
  Ganon, and Brendan Walsh. We have
• 30:27
  >> Joey uh Tedaro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 30:30
  >> Yeah. Joey. And then eventually Darcy
• 30:31
  Hordachuk came in at one point.
• 30:33
  >> So we're playing against I forget where
• 30:35
  he was, but Yablonsky got called up from
• 30:37
  the ECHL to play against us.
• 30:40
  >> And we have these four guys that are
• 30:42
  foaming at the mouth for this kid. He
• 30:44
  has a black guy, you know, and he wasn't
• 30:46
  Yablonsky at that point. He was just a
• 30:48
  call up and they were patrolling the red
• 30:50
  line and finally Walshie goes over. He
• 30:53
  goes, "Hey fella." HE GOES, "YOU BETTER
• 30:55
  PICK ME TONIGHT. I'M YOUR BEST
• 30:57
  ADOPTION." [laughter]
• 30:58
  >> AND HE IS.
• 30:59
  >> He was He was
• 31:00
  >> He's a good Boston tough though.
• 31:02
  >> We'll get Walshie on here one day. He's
• 31:04
  got story after story.
• 31:05
  >> He became a cop, didn't he?
• 31:06
  >> Yeah. He's a He's a detective in Boston
• 31:09
  now.
• 31:09
  >> It's wild.
• 31:10
  >> Hockey players. He picked me up,
• 31:13
  too. a couple years ago or last year
• 31:15
  every time I go to Boston he couldn't
• 31:16
  call and he like picks [snorts] me up
• 31:18
  and
• 31:19
  >> dude he's cool [ __ ]
• 31:20
  >> and he's a cop and then we go all over
• 31:21
  like these places he took me on like a
• 31:23
  ride along basically from the
• 31:25
  >> HE'S LIKE UH BY THE WAY I'M ON THE CLOCK
• 31:27
  I'M LIKE okay
• 31:29
  >> let's [laughter] bring some PEOPLE OVER
• 31:30
  LET'S GO
• 31:30
  >> LET'S uh let's take a quick break we're
• 31:32
  going to be back let's take a quick
• 31:34
  break real quick boom let's go
• 31:36
  >> get yourself some bare knuckle bbecue
• 31:39
  bare knuckle-b bbcue.com. If you haven't
• 31:42
  got some, get yourself some.
• 31:46
  >> What do you got going on? The
• 31:48
  auctioneer, baby. [laughter]
• 31:51
  >> Hey,
• 31:55
  [laughter]
• 31:56
  >> god dang lo.
• 31:57
  >> God dang. I love
• 31:58
  >> Yeah, just uh charity auctions, man. And
• 32:01
  I uh I would never want to work at a
• 32:03
  auto auction or a farm auction. Even
• 32:04
  though I did work at Richard Brothers
• 32:06
  for 10 years where I learned how to kind
• 32:08
  of get my chant going, but I just kind
• 32:10
  of fell into this thing about 10 years
• 32:12
  ago and now it's a full-time business.
• 32:13
  I'm going to do over a 100 charity
• 32:15
  auctions here this year in St. Louis.
• 32:16
  So, uh yeah, just uh it's all about
• 32:20
  >> Just give me a little bit. Just give me
• 32:21
  a little bit.
• 32:22
  >> Give me a little cuz he goes like this.
• 32:24
  He goes like this.
• 32:25
  >> Sell your barbecue sauce.
• 32:27
  >> All right, we got some barbecue sauce
• 32:28
  here, boys. You're going to start me out
• 32:30
  at 500 HERE. I GOT 500 NOW. 6 NOW. 700.
• 32:33
  700. Give me 8 now. 9. 900. Now 1,000
• 32:36
  now. 1100 now. 12. 1300. Give me
• 32:38
  [laughter] 14 here. 15 now. 16. 17. 18.
• 32:41
  Titty's in the house. Titty's in the
• 32:43
  house now. 19. What are you going to
• 32:44
  show? What are you going to show? Get
• 32:46
  off your chair, buddy. Let's go.
• 32:48
  [laughter]
• 32:48
  >> OH NO.
• 32:50
  >> OH GOD. NO.
• 32:53
  >> WHY ARE THESE
• 32:53
  >> AUCTION'S OVER? EVERYBODY'S RUNNING OUT
• 32:55
  OF CHICKEN.
• 32:57
  >> He's damn good at that. So, Losi, where
• 32:59
  can people go to check you out?
• 33:01
  >> Uh, you can go to my website,
• 33:02
  readlow34vents.com.
• 33:04
  Check me out on Facebook, Instagram.
• 33:06
  It's
• 33:06
  >> on your hat.
• 33:07
  >> On my hat.
• 33:08
  >> RL34E.
• 33:09
  >> There you go.
• 33:11
  >> I, you know, this hat actually I came
• 33:12
  out with these probably about 8 10
• 33:14
  months ago.
• 33:14
  >> Who spelled it?
• 33:15
  >> I got one of it.
• 33:17
  >> It took a minute.
• 33:18
  >> Positivity. What? [laughter]
• 33:20
  >> No, give it to me. I I listen. I hand it
• 33:23
  out. I expected to come back.
• 33:25
  >> Well, how could you spelled Thor wrong?
• 33:26
  WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SEXUAL
• 33:28
  WITH YOU GUYS? GIVE it to me. You're
• 33:29
  like, "Okay, [laughter]
• 33:32
  >> he might at least give me a bourbon."
• 33:33
  >> But people ask people ask me all the
• 33:35
  time, "What does this mean?" And so I'm
• 33:37
  always like, "Well, it's an events
• 33:38
  company. I do auctions." Like, "I know
• 33:40
  somebody. I've gotten more leads off
• 33:41
  this hat than
• 33:42
  >> and and even four is spelled wrong." So,
• 33:44
  I mean, it's [laughter]
• 33:47
  >> read slow.
• 33:49
  >> Los is really good at auction. So damn
• 33:52
  good.
• 33:52
  >> So, if you're out there and you have a
• 33:54
  charity event,
• 33:55
  >> give him a call. Check him out. He's
• 33:56
  amazing. If he double books, I'll do it.
• 33:58
  >> Yeah, that that's another thing is
• 34:00
  seriously whenever I'm busy I I I'm
• 34:04
  filling Cam in. He's doing a hell of a
• 34:05
  job. We're getting good reviews on him,
• 34:07
  too. So, keep up the good work on that
• 34:08
  one. And we do turnkey events. We put
• 34:10
  the whole thing on. I can show up and be
• 34:12
  just your auctioneer, consult you, give
• 34:14
  you some advice. I said, I've done
• 34:15
  probably five or six hundred of these
• 34:17
  things in the last 10 years. So,
• 34:18
  >> it's a lot.
• 34:19
  >> It's awesome. You do good. You damn
• 34:20
  good.
• 34:21
  >> And I get to be a part of the community
• 34:22
  for a white kid.
• 34:23
  >> Yeah. [laughter]
• 34:24
  Kate likes even cut that part.
• 34:27
  >> She does. She's like, "Lo's really
• 34:29
  really good." She'll watch me do it and
• 34:30
  she's like, "You lo I'm" I'm like, "I
• 34:33
  know. I'm working on Listen, you've only
• 34:35
  done like
• 34:35
  >> Yeah, I got my own style." That's right.
• 34:37
  You're good. You have your own style.
• 34:38
  You have your own style. And don't
• 34:40
  >> Don't try to be him.
• 34:41
  >> But like I told you, you're not 6'4. I'm
• 34:43
  not 64.
• 34:44
  >> When you're driving down the road, some
• 34:45
  of those auctioneer skilled things like
• 34:48
  it's 5 to the 10 to the 10 to the 15 to
• 34:50
  the 20. Now 20 to the 25 to the 30 to
• 34:52
  the 35 to the 35 to the 40. Now to the
• 34:54
  40 to the 45 to the 50 to the 45 to the
• 34:56
  40 45 to the 35 to the 40 to the 25
• 34:59
  [laughter]
• 34:59
  math to 10.
• 35:01
  >> Well it's up and down
• 35:04
  habitual.
• 35:05
  >> I learned from the [laughter] best.
• 35:06
  >> That's a lot of writing. You got to read
• 35:08
  that off.
• 35:09
  >> Jamie, what do you got going?
• 35:11
  >> Oh man. Uh
• 35:12
  >> besides getting hitched.
• 35:14
  >> Yeah. Getting married.
• 35:15
  >> Congratulations.
• 35:16
  >> Congrats. There's another special part
• 35:18
  to that, isn't there?
• 35:19
  >> Full. Yeah, LOIE IS GOING TO BE
• 35:22
  >> ordaining this bad boy.
• 35:23
  >> Lo and I'm so goddamn hilarious. So
• 35:26
  excited.
• 35:27
  >> This is so funny.
• 35:28
  >> Yeah, Ashley, we were at one of the
• 35:29
  events. Um, local guy, uh, Joe Stevens
• 35:32
  does a lot of great work for the Police
• 35:34
  Foundation here in St. Louis. He had a
• 35:36
  fundraiser at his ranch or whatever.
• 35:38
  It's amazing setup. And, uh, Lozie was
• 35:41
  doing the auction and Ashley looks over
• 35:43
  at me, she goes, "We should get Lozy to
• 35:45
  marry us." AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH,
• 35:48
  ACTUALLY NOT BAD." [laughter] NOT BAD,
• 35:51
  MAYBE.
• 35:52
  >> And so Lozi is going to be um marrying
• 35:55
  us a couple weeks from now. And uh we've
• 35:58
  got uh I'm on, you know, 101 ESPN here
• 36:01
  in St. Louis. And if you're somewhere
• 36:03
  else, you can download the app and
• 36:06
  listen to that daily. We talk sports
• 36:08
  from 2 to 6 every day. I've got synergy
• 36:11
  hockeyskills.com.
• 36:12
  That's for any of you young hockey
• 36:14
  players looking to develop your skills.
• 36:16
  We do lessons and we do camps all summer
• 36:18
  and then newly
• 36:20
  uh I guess
• 36:21
  >> what are the age what are the ages?
• 36:23
  >> Uh all ages.
• 36:24
  >> So 60.
• 36:26
  >> Uh well we don't have a program.
• 36:27
  >> It's too late. Twister [laughter]
• 36:29
  >> too late buddy ask.
• 36:31
  >> Although you teach him his stick handle.
• 36:33
  >> No [laughter] we've tried. Um
• 36:35
  >> that's why you have square pucks.
• 36:36
  >> He refused.
• 36:37
  >> I got one of those.
• 36:38
  >> He's like don't give him the puck. I'd
• 36:40
  rather punch someone in the face.
• 36:42
  [clears throat] And then uh newly
• 36:43
  opened. It's a uh health clinic. It's a
• 36:47
  synergy integrated health and we do
• 36:49
  chiropractic, acupuncture, PRP
• 36:51
  injections, stem cell IVs, and things
• 36:54
  like that. Uh, a lot of stuff like that.
• 36:56
  Everything we need, testosterone, the
• 36:58
  GLP ones, the peptides, all that stuff.
• 37:01
  It's your one-stop shop.
• 37:03
  >> So, the GLVP, BBC's, FRF, OQ's, LBQ,
• 37:08
  >> Dr. Ashley. That's right. Yes. ABC, LSD.
• 37:11
  >> Damn Ashley, she's the best. I don't
• 37:12
  know why she's marrying me, but uh I
• 37:15
  fooled her.
• 37:16
  >> Well,
• 37:16
  >> well, I can't wait. It's going to be
• 37:18
  fun.
• 37:18
  >> I showered with you and I guarantee it's
• 37:20
  not. [laughter]
• 37:24
  >> You didn't like my kickstand?
• 37:25
  >> No, because you had a very small bike.
• 37:28
  >> Hey, I will say this about you, Twister,
• 37:30
  though. I was still young when you were
• 37:33
  skating with us in some of these
• 37:34
  tournaments. Remember that? Remember
• 37:36
  some of the blue stuff that we did?
• 37:38
  >> Oh, yeah. Yep.
• 37:38
  >> At Enterprise and you're still skating.
• 37:40
  Bobby was out there. You took Dan High
• 37:43
  note on a stretcher one time and rammed
• 37:45
  [laughter] him against the boards. We It
• 37:48
  was We had such a goofy time. It was
• 37:50
  hilarious, man. Like I I do miss that
• 37:52
  kind of stuff. I don't know if we're
• 37:54
  going to be doing so many fantasy camp
• 37:56
  this this year with the alumni. Like
• 37:57
  >> we got to do that. Yeah.
• 37:58
  >> I know. I miss all
• 38:00
  >> I've actually been talking to uh Chris
• 38:02
  Mason
• 38:03
  >> down in Nashville and I'm
• 38:05
  [clears throat] trying to make a
• 38:05
  connection up in Chicago. I think a
• 38:07
  fantasy camp would be cool if we had
• 38:09
  like three teams. So funny.
• 38:10
  >> It was Simmer. Reed Sims the same. He's
• 38:13
  like he's like not running up there, but
• 38:15
  he's involved in it and they invited me
• 38:17
  up.
• 38:17
  >> You're a Blackhawk alumni.
• 38:19
  >> Yep. He invited me up to a deal that
• 38:20
  they had up there. So,
• 38:21
  >> but wouldn't it be cool to have like
• 38:23
  Predators, Blues, and Blackhawks?
• 38:25
  >> Hell yeah.
• 38:25
  >> And we have a huge fantasy camp. And
• 38:27
  they're all within driving distance. So,
• 38:29
  Blackhawks fans in the middle here in
• 38:31
  St. Louis.
• 38:32
  >> Meet me in St. Louis. Yeah. Yeah.
• 38:34
  >> I think that'd be really cool.
• 38:35
  >> Who's next?
• 38:36
  >> What do you mean?
• 38:37
  >> Well, who going around the horn here?
• 38:39
  Twister. Twister. Twister. The big boy.
• 38:41
  What do you got going on, homie?
• 38:42
  >> I've got all kinds of things. I can only
• 38:44
  talk about a couple.
• 38:46
  >> Best barbecue sauce in the game. I don't
• 38:48
  care what you fools think.
• 38:49
  >> Right there. That's actually not a
• 38:51
  barbecue sauce. This is a cooking tool.
• 38:53
  All right. It's a cooking tool. Tell you
• 38:55
  how to use.
• 38:56
  >> Yeah. Well, I
• 38:58
  [laughter]
• 38:59
  Hey, you're not a Mormon. Don't be so.
• 39:01
  All right. So,
• 39:02
  >> I'll tell you before you go any further.
• 39:04
  You I'm I love smoking my ribs. And
• 39:08
  apparently they're very very good. I
• 39:10
  don't know. That's what they say. What
• 39:12
  you want.
• 39:12
  >> I usually do mustard, but the last few
• 39:14
  times I've done it, I've used those uh
• 39:16
  that your sauce as a binder. Yep.
• 39:18
  Phenomenal.
• 39:19
  >> I always like to be a binder. And also
• 39:21
  I've got a cooking show cooking in the L
• 39:23
  with a twist. Catch that on the true
• 39:26
  line video. We'll be able to catch me
• 39:29
  making some incredible dishes with some
• 39:30
  incredible.
• 39:31
  >> I will say this, Twister is one of the
• 39:33
  best cooks I've ever been around. like
• 39:36
  not joking, not just I'm the grill man.
• 39:38
  Like cooking, you name it,
• 39:40
  >> he can freaking kill it. So you're
• 39:42
  amazing.
• 39:42
  >> I appreciate you. Thank you,
• 39:44
  >> Denver.
• 39:45
  >> Sean, you're my life has slowed down a
• 39:47
  lot.
• 39:48
  >> Soupy, sleep, take a lot of naps.
• 39:51
  >> Takes a [laughter] lot of naps.
• 39:53
  >> Did Are you the only one that got a
• 39:55
  recliner chair or what do we got going
• 39:56
  on [laughter] right now?
• 39:58
  >> That's a request.
• 39:58
  >> You got I feel like I'd break mine if I
• 40:00
  went back.
• 40:01
  >> It goes with my green M&M's. That's part
• 40:02
  of my rider. Am I fan? That's got to
• 40:05
  stay here, too.
• 40:06
  >> Yeah.
• 40:06
  >> I'm doing a lot of fishing at the lake.
• 40:09
  >> Oh, at the lake.
• 40:11
  >> Definitely the fishing you used to do.
• 40:12
  >> Correct. [clears throat]
• 40:13
  >> I'm actually getting the bass and all
• 40:15
  the kinds of fish.
• 40:16
  >> And you used to take the bee off of that
• 40:17
  earlier.
• 40:18
  >> Yes.
• 40:18
  >> Okay. [laughter]
• 40:19
  >> That was the old days.
• 40:21
  >> Um, traveling a lot. But I also have the
• 40:24
  guy in in Kirkwood, 220 South Guyire
• 40:26
  Road, 631.
• 40:27
  >> Now, would you call the guy in a dive
• 40:30
  barish? Because people love the dive
• 40:33
  bar.
• 40:34
  >> Yeah. They when they search die bars,
• 40:35
  they'll find the guy you're in.
• 40:36
  >> It's awesome.
• 40:37
  >> It is. Thank you. Thank you. There's all
• 40:38
  the memorabilia. I think everyone's
• 40:40
  picture is in there for this table.
• 40:42
  >> Mine's not. See, he would notice that. I
• 40:45
  did [clears throat] autograph sign the
• 40:46
  wall
• 40:46
  >> and then you put a moose head on top of
• 40:48
  it.
• 40:48
  >> None of the customers did that. They
• 40:50
  thought you had a big
• 40:51
  >> I was like literally the only guy he
• 40:53
  knows. Didn't have a picture in there.
• 40:55
  So, I just autographed the wall.
• 40:57
  >> Okay. You just lied. It wasn't the
• 40:58
  customer. First of all, it was a buffalo
• 41:01
  head cuz you had the head the size of a
• 41:02
  buffalo nickel and it was him who did
• 41:04
  it. [laughter]
• 41:05
  >> No [ __ ]
• 41:06
  >> Case closed.
• 41:07
  >> Come beat somebody up in the bar. Love
• 41:09
  [laughter] it. No, but it's a historic
• 41:11
  place. It's been there since like 1904
• 41:13
  or something. Um I had everyone said
• 41:15
  Bobby sign the wall. Noard came. I had
• 41:18
  Bobby or picture did the tripping.
• 41:20
  >> Yeah.
• 41:20
  >> No card signed on it. The whole wall. It
• 41:22
  was awesome. Um got a lot of great
• 41:24
  customers. I think we have about 12
• 41:26
  regulars that come every day. drink a
• 41:28
  lot of Natty, a lot of Bush Light.
• 41:31
  >> Yeah, baby.
• 41:31
  >> And uh it's easy. We had the cup there.
• 41:33
  The cup came when the cup here in 2019.
• 41:37
  Um yeah, just kind of an easy, relaxing
• 41:40
  life now.
• 41:40
  >> What about you, Cam?
• 41:42
  >> Yeah, you got
• 41:43
  >> I take naps, too. I love [clears throat]
• 41:44
  my little puppy dogs. I have [laughter]
• 41:47
  uh Kate and I watch movies.
• 41:48
  >> Hold on. [snorts] What kind of puppies?
• 41:50
  >> Uh little Well, we don't know what they
• 41:51
  are cuz we rescued them.
• 41:53
  >> Are they big as well?
• 41:54
  >> Did Kate rescue them from you? I I love
• 41:57
  animals so much and if I had a ton of
• 41:58
  money, I'd have a thousand acres with a
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  thousand different animals and I have
• 42:01
  people taking care of it, but I don't
• 42:02
  have that kind of money. So, I have my
• 42:04
  two puppies.
• 42:06
  [laughter]
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  I'm telling you, I would have a farm
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  full of all kinds of [ __ ] I just I just
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  would do that. Um, but yeah, I got I got
• 42:12
  the podcast came podcast. We've been
• 42:14
  doing that for seven years. Never missed
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  a week. We get the best uh NHL guests on
• 42:19
  from executive. You guys get some
• 42:21
  incredible.
• 42:21
  >> We get We just had Daryl Sutter was
• 42:23
  hilar. I mean, like we had Zador off the
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  other day talking a lot of Russia stuff,
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  baby. Oh, yeah.
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  >> Yeah. He's Americanized, man. Yeah.
• 42:30
  >> Yeah. He big time. He loves it.
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  >> He's a quirky dude, but he's cool.
• 42:33
  >> He's cool as [ __ ]
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  >> He's a massive dude.
• 42:37
  >> There was no better man in shape. And
• 42:40
  [snorts] that includes Rod the Bod
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  >> than he was when he played. you when he
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  was a gigantor
• 42:48
  ripped muscular
• 42:50
  >> Oh, you're talking about Charara.
• 42:51
  >> Charara. I'm talking about Char.
• 42:52
  >> He's talking about Zidora.
• 42:53
  >> Okay. Talking about Char.
• 42:54
  >> I was like, "Wait a minute. How the hell
• 42:55
  do you know Char's in a mountain top
• 42:57
  right now climbing it? I played with Z
• 42:59
  in two different
• 43:01
  Zidor." Yeah.
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  >> Peter Stassy took a bunch of us over in
• 43:04
  2015 for a week trip in Slovakia and I
• 43:08
  and I went on it and it was phenomenal.
• 43:10
  First off, Peter Stassy absolutely
• 43:11
  dialed us in. There was autograph lines
• 43:14
  bigger than when I played in the NHL cuz
• 43:16
  these guys were never like those fans
• 43:18
  were never going to get us really over
• 43:19
  there again. Right.
• 43:20
  >> Well, Z, the very last game, we played
• 43:22
  three games over there. In the very last
• 43:24
  game, Zado and a couple of the NHL guys
• 43:27
  that were friends with Pav played for
• 43:28
  the Russian All-Star team or the
• 43:30
  Slovakian All-Star team. So, we get done
• 43:33
  and I take my jersey and I asked
• 43:35
  Chaster, I'm like, "We get to keep our
• 43:36
  jerseys, right?" So, I got all the Blues
• 43:37
  alumni to sign the three and then went
• 43:39
  over and got all the Slovakians to sign
• 43:41
  the four. I was on skates and I'm 6'4.
• 43:44
  I'm not a small person. I was probably
• 43:46
  275 at that point in time and I am
• 43:49
  standing beside Zado who's off skates
• 43:52
  and he's still taller than me and you
• 43:55
  know when you talk big tall linky guys
• 43:57
  like that like to pack muscle on that's
• 43:59
  not easy. He had his shirt off like he
• 44:02
  was just jack diesel everywhere. It was
• 44:04
  the most incredible thing I've ever
• 44:06
  seen. And he played like like run biking
• 44:09
  and like the the tour the France. Like
• 44:11
  this guy's a machine.
• 44:12
  >> When I was with him with the Islanders,
• 44:13
  I played with with the Islanders and
• 44:15
  then with the Senators. And
• 44:17
  >> when he was young kid with the
• 44:18
  Islanders, he'd come in like before
• 44:20
  games and he'd have all this like his
• 44:23
  lower gear on. So pants, shin pads,
• 44:25
  skates, everything. No upper body stuff.
• 44:27
  And he'd go into the weight room and
• 44:28
  he'd be doing squats in his skates. And
• 44:31
  I'm like, "What are you doing then?"
• 44:33
  What are you doing? You got skates? I
• 44:35
  Yeah. He goes, "Why? Why would I do
• 44:37
  squats without skates?" He goes, "I make
• 44:38
  my living on skates."
• 44:40
  >> I was like, "Okay, if you put it that
• 44:42
  way, I make kind of makes sense.
• 44:43
  >> That's why you are who you are." So, he
• 44:45
  was a 19year-old when I was an over in
• 44:47
  the Western Hockey League and he just
• 44:48
  came over and I was chasing him all over
• 44:51
  the ice. It was like the first 10 games
• 44:52
  of the season. So, he was a little bit
• 44:53
  scared. probably heard like there's me
• 44:55
  and Dale Parton, Rocky Thompson, Scott
• 44:57
  Parkers
• 44:59
  kind of led the league that year and we
• 45:01
  were ch I was chasing him around and
• 45:02
  then he I guess he knock broke
• 45:05
  Tedareno's jaw and everybody was like,
• 45:07
  "Okay, let's just leave this big bird,
• 45:10
  [laughter] you know."
• 45:11
  >> No, he had that knockout. Once you get
• 45:13
  that knockout in juniors, everybody's
• 45:15
  like,
• 45:15
  >> he could throw them, man. Like 69 and he
• 45:18
  could throw them like nicest man you've
• 45:20
  ever met until you're fighting him and
• 45:23
  then he wants to end you. And once he's
• 45:25
  done with the fight though, he'll pick
• 45:26
  you up and hug slam you.
• 45:27
  >> No, he'll pick you up, hug you.
• 45:28
  >> But he he was so strong. Remember he
• 45:30
  knocked out he he took Coochi and went
• 45:33
  like flung Coach's like 66.
• 45:35
  >> Remember Brian? Remember he fought Brian
• 45:37
  McCabe?
• 45:37
  >> Yeah. flung him up like ripping him
• 45:40
  around
• 45:40
  >> before or after he had one eye.
• 45:42
  >> No, that was Brian Bard.
• 45:44
  >> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 45:45
  >> Stay hot. [laughter]
• 45:48
  >> Somebody wake him up.
• 45:49
  >> Hey, I tell you though, I Hey,
• 45:52
  >> Twister. Char [laughter] Twister. Char
• 45:54
  got knocked out. Char got knocked out in
• 45:57
  a fight behind the net.
• 45:59
  >> By who?
• 46:00
  >> Like five years ago by just a random
• 46:03
  Russian kid. He fought some kid behind
• 46:05
  the net.
• 46:06
  >> Was it Was it Trenan? I think so. And
• 46:09
  caught him in a jaw and buckled him.
• 46:11
  Bam.
• 46:11
  >> He's trending. He's tough.
• 46:13
  >> It's like one of those, man. Like he's
• 46:14
  just got a little too cute.
• 46:16
  >> Anybody?
• 46:16
  >> Boom. Kid yourself.
• 46:18
  >> We're going to wrap it up. That
• 46:20
  >> wrap it up, buddy. [laughter]
• 46:21
  >> Episode four, baby. Let's go. Bare
• 46:23
  knuckle nation. Bare knuckle/nation.
• 46:26
  Check it all out. They say mine's the
• 46:28
  best. I don't know. I kind of think it
• 46:30
  is. Fifth.
• 46:33
  We got plenty more coming. Love all you
• 46:35
  guys. Let's go.