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RADICAL HONESTY | S51 Episode 1 · Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: I caught a fish with a spear. I didn't know
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: I could do that.
• 0:08
  Speaker 2: This is Making the Merge.
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  Speaker 1: We can really well win this thing. I'm a dog
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: person now.
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  Speaker 3: I'm making the Merge, baby.
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: If your dog was sick, I'd say, I'm coming over.
• 0:21
  Speaker 4: I'd crack open a coconut and eat it.
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: You're either in the survivor or not. All I want
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: to do is win a million hearts.
• 0:39
  Speaker 5: Hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts. Guys, it feels
• 0:43
  Speaker 5: so good to be officially back. I know we've said
• 0:48
  Speaker 5: we're back a bunch of times, but we're really. It's
• 0:50
  Speaker 5: real back this time, folks. Yeah, we're really, really back.
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: With a pink substance.
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  Speaker 5: We're back with a pink substance. I'm next to Bran
• 0:57
  Speaker 5: in a blankie.
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: I'm Bran in a blankie. It's chilly.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm next to Enlightened Chase.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. And boy, did my enlightenment come at a great time.
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: It sure did, pal. This is my season, friends.
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  Speaker 4: This is going to be the best season, dare I say,
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  Speaker 4: in the history of Making the Merge.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm going to look forward to the most is
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: that your enlightenment. was correct about there being more money, right? Insane.
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  Speaker 5: But there's a little caveat.
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  Speaker 1: But that doesn't necessarily mean that you got any better
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  Speaker 1: at drafting. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why is there a caveat
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  Speaker 1: with my prediction?
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  Speaker 5: Because, I mean, you're like, the stars told me that
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  Speaker 5: there's going to be double the prize money, but there's
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  Speaker 5: the chance to double the prize money.
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  Speaker 1: That's true.
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  Speaker 5: We don't know that the prize money is getting double.
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  Speaker 4: Well, what I really said was because Mercury is an
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  Speaker 4: Aries aligned with Pluto in Aquarius... that this aspect acted
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  Speaker 4: like a cosmic reality check.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the gumbo.
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  Speaker 4: Cosmic reality check, reality TV show check, prize money check.
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  Speaker 4: They're going to double the prize money.
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  Speaker 1: And I was right.
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  Speaker 2: I think you're right if it gets doubled.
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  Speaker 1: But let me ask you this. How long is the
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  Speaker 1: moon in Taurus? Whatever the heck you just said. So
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  Speaker 1: this was when they were filming on the first day.
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  Speaker 1: For the entire duration of the taping? No, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: This was just for the first day. Okay. The flip
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  Speaker 1: doesn't happen on the first day. Right. Yeah. I know
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  Speaker 1: the coin flip doesn't happen. That's how I got to
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  Speaker 1: the prediction. I'm just saying, we don't know if this
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  Speaker 1: is still true. We're going to find out. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: would be shocked if the stars lied to me. Okay.
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: Fair enough. Fair enough.
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  Speaker 5: We're going to find out a lot this season because
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  Speaker 5: it's the open era. We're opening this thing up.
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  Speaker 1: Permanent uncertainty! I'm Chase, and beside me is corporate PD
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  Speaker 1: in a suit. What's with the jacket? Here's the thing.
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  Speaker 5: Chase is doing his spiritual journey enlightenment thing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like how you said that.
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  Speaker 5: I'm here in a suit to show that I mean
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  Speaker 5: business and that I'm taking this operation seriously.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like the implication that I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: Taking it seriously, but I do understand.
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: You guys could just be normal. You're in a blanket.
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  Speaker 1: I was cold! I'm not trying to make a statement!
• 3:22
  Speaker 5: Speaking of people who are not normal, I would like
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  Speaker 5: to talk about one of my favorite Survivor contestants of
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  Speaker 5: all time.
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  Speaker 1: Her name is Mary Jung. Of course. Yes, Mother Mary.
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  Speaker 2: And I made a little behind-the-bathroom deal with Mary.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa.
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  Speaker 5: And I procured something incredible.
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  Speaker 2: For our studio.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: And I'd like to show it to everybody right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's framed?
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  Speaker 5: It is framed. This is real tree mail from season 48.
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  Speaker 5: How about that?
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that beautiful? Can you read it to us, Chase? Yes.
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  Speaker 4: In fact, so if you guys are watching the episode
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  Speaker 4: on YouTube, making the merge on YouTube, you can see
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  Speaker 4: the tree mail. But if you're just listening, it is
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  Speaker 4: real tree mail that says, balance, strength, fate, and savvy...
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  Speaker 4: Generally determine how your tribe will show. The pressure today
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  Speaker 4: has high stakes. Again, who will stay and who will go?
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  Speaker 4: This is from an actual challenge from Mary Season.
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  Speaker 1: How about that? PD pulled off an amazing behind the
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  Speaker 1: bathroom deal. Great behind the bathroom deal. Where are we
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  Speaker 1: putting it?
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  Speaker 5: I think just for right now, I'm going to balance
• 4:25
  Speaker 5: it here and then we'll.
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  Speaker 1: Put it on the wall somewhere. We're going to frame
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: it up here, maybe above the flag or something. Hopefully
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  Speaker 1: that doesn't fall. I don't feel confident about it. There
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  Speaker 1: you go. I won't. I won't move.
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  Speaker 4: How about we just set it over here on the
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  Speaker 4: other side?
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  Speaker 5: Right here?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. It'll just rest in there. How
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  Speaker 1: about that?
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  Speaker 5: So now me and Mary do both have each other's addresses.
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  Speaker 5: And Mary, if you ever cross me.
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to dox her?
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm not going to dox her. You're just going
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  Speaker 5: to show up to her house? What was the threat there?
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  Speaker 5: The threat is Glitter Bomb.
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  Speaker 1: Classic Glitter Bomb situation. She'd probably love a Glitter Bomb. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think she'd be appreciative, actually.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll be a little bit more creative with my threat.
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  Speaker 1: Home burglary. That's what I would go with.
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  Speaker 2: Are we ready to crack open the very first coconut?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's a long coconut. We got two hours worth.
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  Speaker 2: But are you ready to crack it?
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  Speaker 1: I've been ready. I've been waiting for this.
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  Speaker 2: Is the blanket helping you feel ready?
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  Speaker 1: The blanket's making me feel real. I just feel like
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  Speaker 1: I'm at home. Can we break down the blanket? I
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  Speaker 1: like the pattern. This isn't my blanket. This is the
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: studio blanket. This is my wife's blanket. Oh, so you
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: didn't just bring a blanket with you? I did not.
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: It's got a bike. It's got a frog riding a bike. Snail. Snail. Umbrella.
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  Speaker 1: All things that you might find on the beach of Survivor,
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  Speaker 1: aside from the bike itself. And the umbrella, maybe. But
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  Speaker 1: you might see a frog. You might see mushrooms. You
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  Speaker 1: might see a leaf. You might see a snail. You
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: might see a bran. Dang. Is that a tease that
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  Speaker 1: you got cast for one of the future seasons? I
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  Speaker 1: can't talk about it. Whoa. No, no, no. Let's crack
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  Speaker 1: open this coconut, BD. So we are ready? Yeah, we're ready.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's do it.
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  Speaker 5: We begin with all the castaways standing silently on a boat.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 5: And then off in the distance on a much smaller
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  Speaker 5: boat is Jeff Probst. And after getting on the bigger boat,
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  Speaker 5: Jeff begins to give a classic Jeff speech, but he
• 6:17
  Speaker 5: does it as he's walking through all the contestants.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 5: He gives them two words to guide them for this season.
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  Speaker 1: Brand, say them. Scream them. Permanent uncertainty!
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  Speaker 2: Jeff rings a bell.
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  Speaker 1: Yay!
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  Speaker 5: And then there's a mad scramble to get the supplies
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  Speaker 5: and to get themselves off the boat. So, Jeff, he
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  Speaker 5: repeats his speech from season one. And how did y'all
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  Speaker 5: feel about this intro? I was so hyped.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really cool.
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  Speaker 4: I love this so much. The camera was moving throughout
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  Speaker 4: the boat. It was like he did it in a one-er.
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  Speaker 1: It was really cool. No cuts. It was awesome. I
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  Speaker 1: loved it. And I also love that they... just knew
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  Speaker 1: what to do. They ring the bell and they're like,
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: it's time. Let's just throw stuff off.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it really wasn't until this moment. Cause I mean,
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  Speaker 4: we've been talking about the open era all off season,
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  Speaker 4: all summer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's open baby. Anything's on the table.
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  Speaker 4: And it didn't occur to me till right then really
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  Speaker 4: how different and drastically different this is going to be
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  Speaker 4: for these players.
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  Speaker 1: Cause they probably just came in expecting new era. Sure.
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  Speaker 1: And then to like be doing a marooning must have
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  Speaker 1: been shocking. They jump into the water. They had to
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: swim to the shore. They don't have tribes yet. No, nothing.
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  Speaker 1: They were all so shocked and thrown off guard. I
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: think that's, what's going to make this such a great
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: season is that they survivor kind of lulled the players
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  Speaker 1: into a, a false sense of security with the new
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  Speaker 1: era where it's, as he was saying, it's like not predictable,
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  Speaker 1: but you did know kind of what was going to
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  Speaker 1: happen every season. This episode was the double elimination. This
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: episode was the, earned the merge, but now that's all chaotic.
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  Speaker 1: It's all chaos. I love it. I love it. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm very excited to see what other goodies will come
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: our way from Survivor's past.
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  Speaker 5: Can I talk about a little issue that I have?
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  Speaker 5: Not with the new era.
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  Speaker 1: No. Or I mean with the open era. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Not with the open era. The problem is the open
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  Speaker 1: era is new. Yes. So it's like it is a
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  Speaker 1: new era.
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  Speaker 2: This is my issue.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Is that we still call the new era the new era.
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  Speaker 1: Even though it's old.
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  Speaker 2: When it's not a new era.
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  Speaker 1: It's not. That's the old era.
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  Speaker 2: But we're going to call it that forever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Even though it's going to get older and older.
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  Speaker 1: It's never going to be any newer than it is
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  Speaker 1: right now. Do they have era names for the first era?
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  Speaker 2: I think they're like golden era.
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  Speaker 1: People have retroactively done it, but this is the first
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  Speaker 1: time that I feel like they actually coined it going
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  Speaker 1: into it. Yeah. I do like how every 10 seasons
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  Speaker 1: is a new era. Yeah. Apparently I do like that. Apparently.
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  Speaker 5: But now they're taking the helm and it's like, we're
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  Speaker 5: going to name it now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I guess they didn't like the dark ages.
• 8:52
  Speaker 5: So one of the most interesting moments from the opening
• 8:55
  Speaker 5: sequence was Kilby saying that he just learned how to
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  Speaker 5: swim two months ago. And he learned how to swim
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  Speaker 5: from a guy on Reddit in exchange for a case
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  Speaker 5: of beer.
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: God almighty. And he only showed up drunk once. God,
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: that's so funny. How does this work? God, that was
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: so funny. It sounded like something you would do, Petey.
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: It did. It did sound.
• 9:14
  Speaker 4: And then someone in our Patreon goes, well, I learned
• 9:16
  Speaker 4: how to swim from Twitter or something like that.
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: And I was like, guys, go to the YMCA. This
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: is apparently because I'm not a strong swimmer. Apparently, I've
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: been looking at all the wrong places. You need to
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: go to Reddit.
• 9:26
  Speaker 2: I need to go to Reddit or Twitter. R slash
• 9:28
  Speaker 2: learn to swim.
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: You guys would teach me how to swim before I
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: go out to the Survivor, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you give me a case of beer.
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Did I see a few of them, like Kilby,
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: they had the life preservers around them. Yeah, smart move. Good.
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: Can I have that always? I'd feel really good about
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: Survivor if I knew I could have one of those suckers.
• 9:49
  Speaker 4: And also, I think it's important to note that there
• 9:51
  Speaker 4: is definitely several boats around them with lifeguards and safety
• 9:56
  Speaker 4: teams at all times.
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: So they're safe. But I mean, we've seen it a
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: million times. on survivor where someone's like i really don't
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: know how to swim i learned how to swim for
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: survivor yeah i think ori also said that he wasn't
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: a strong swimmer interesting so got a couple of uh
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: interesting it's like it's not like survivor doesn't involve the
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: water all the time like it's gonna it's gonna.
• 10:16
  Speaker 4: Come into play you're gonna have to get in the
• 10:17
  Speaker 4: water unless you're in australia right one of those seasons
• 10:20
  Speaker 4: that was like land like gabon africa or maybe yeah
• 10:24
  Speaker 4: yeah um i didn't realize how because i guess i
• 10:27
  Speaker 4: think because in the south we have a lot more
• 10:29
  Speaker 4: room so there's a lot more like people with pools
• 10:32
  Speaker 4: so people in the south typically know how to swim
• 10:33
  Speaker 4: more than people from up north i think okay and
• 10:36
  Speaker 4: i think that's an interesting i.
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: Mean i grew up in florida but sure yeah How
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  Speaker 1: come you don't know how to swim?
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: Did you just not like the water?
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  Speaker 1: I was never a big water guy, but yeah, I
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: just never learned. Oh, okay. Well, some people are just incompetent. Absolutely. 100%.
• 10:51
  Speaker 5: So you said that there are boats to save them,
• 10:54
  Speaker 5: but according to Mitch, he almost died out there last season,
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  Speaker 5: in his season 48, and they didn't give a shit.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's because it was Mitch. They were tired of
• 11:03
  Speaker 4: waiting on his ass to make a move. So finally
• 11:07
  Speaker 4: he's doing something. Finally, some good TV from Mitch.
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  Speaker 1: Death. And his mailman story. Oh, that, yeah. That does
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  Speaker 1: not sound very enlightened. Oh, no, I'm enlightened.
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  Speaker 4: It's just Mitch, you know, really brings out my demons.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so another really important thing.
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, in your defense, you wrote a song called
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: Mitch is the Devil. So, yeah, Mitch is the opposite
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: of enlightenment.
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  Speaker 5: So if we could take the focus off of Mitch,
• 11:30
  Speaker 5: even though we're going to do a Mitch podcast where
• 11:33
  Speaker 5: we exclusively talk about Mitch.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Another really important thing to bring up in this opening segment.
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: Any Mitch. Mitch McConnell. Nope.
• 11:42
  Speaker 5: What I'm about to bring up has nothing to do
• 11:44
  Speaker 5: with Mitch. It has everything to do with Pat, who
• 11:47
  Speaker 5: gained the nickname Pantsless Pat because she lost hers.
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Pat losing her pants immediately.
• 11:54
  Speaker 4: Was so funny. Now, Bran, you brought this up. Is
• 11:57
  Speaker 4: Pat the one that said that we should bring back
• 11:58
  Speaker 4: naked players on Survivor?
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: Ooh. Because I think she might have done that on purpose.
• 12:02
  Speaker 5: Self-fulfilling prophecy.
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: Let me go back and look at the screenshot. I
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: think it was Pat.
• 12:07
  Speaker 4: That's hilarious. Or do you think maybe she brought that
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  Speaker 4: up retroactively because she lost her pants?
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, you know what? Yeah, I bet you she did
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: because it was on the red carpet, like, what's your
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: bold take? Mm-hmm. And same thing with Jelly. Jelly did
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: her bold take. The showman. Showman. Oh, I can't wait
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: to talk about that. So that's interesting. We need to
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: go back and look at all of the bold takes.
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: And see if they come up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. It would have been funny if you find kill
• 12:30
  Speaker 5: bees and he's like, I just, I really want to
• 12:32
  Speaker 5: negotiate out there, but we'll get into that.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. Here, here's what, here's what Pantsless Pat said. Where, where's, uh, here.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: I think more people should be naked. I think it's hilarious.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: It's funny when people aren't wearing clothes. That's a funny thing.
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: Tyson is hilarious. Not me specifically, but I think other people,
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: it's funny.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I really, like, that just shot Pat up the
• 12:59
  Speaker 5: rankings for me.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: That's so funny.
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  Speaker 4: So I drafted Pat because I really liked that she's
• 13:03
  Speaker 4: just the main character from the show Jag.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And so that's why I drafted her. I didn't expect
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: her to be.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: So much fun. She is fun. I think that she
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: does get... Pants at some point or shorts at least? Yeah,
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: she does. Yeah, she found some shorts. I would have
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: liked some sort of closure to that story. Yeah, I
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: would have liked that to be shown on screen. I'm
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: going to continue calling her pantsless, Pat. Oh, of course. Yeah. Yeah.
• 13:25
  Speaker 5: I'm just shocked that somebody who famously is the first
• 13:29
  Speaker 5: woman in her family, her whole family, that she would
• 13:32
  Speaker 5: lose her pants.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You got to keep those pants on. How did
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: she lose the pants? I guess swimming, man. It's hard
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: out there.
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  Speaker 5: During the marooning, I think she thought that hers were
• 13:42
  Speaker 5: on the raft, and then they ended up being somewhere else.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, so she voluntarily took them off, put them on
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: a raft, got lost somehow.
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  Speaker 1: That's on you, Pantsy. Some freak has her pants. I
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: was like, how did Pants just... Whenever Shane Powers is somewhere,
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: something rolls up on a beach to him. Shane's going
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: to come back for a season and Pat's pants are
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: going to wash up on the beach.
• 14:06
  Speaker 5: With like a white substance around his mouth.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: What a pink substance.
• 14:14
  Speaker 5: So they're all standing around talking and they're confused about
• 14:18
  Speaker 5: what's coming next. And then Mike says, I heard somebody
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: say we're starting merged. I heard someone say... What do
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: you mean you thought.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: You heard someone say that? Everyone's confused. It's very chaotic
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: on the beach. They just swam who knows how much.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: And he just starts going, someone said that we're starting merged.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine? Something they had never done one time
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: in Survivor history.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: One World, right?
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: One World didn't start merged, did they? I think they start... Anyway, anyway,
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: the idea of them being at Ponderosa, not being able
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: to talk and he overhears what production being like, I
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: can't believe they're going to start merge. They wouldn't do that.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? You thought you heard someone
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: say that. Who?
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: Of course, the Yankees guy is a liar.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Name him. Name him.
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: But Aaliyah, she notices something in the distance. And it's
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: a sign. And then Christian reads it to everybody. It says,
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: one of you will not begin the game with the others.
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: The 20 of you must agree who that person is.
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: And Chase, who was that person? And do you think
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: it was a good move?
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: I'm going to answer you in one second. I did
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: look up Survivor One World. Survivor One World is two
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: tribes separated by gender living on the same beach.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Ah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: So how do you feel about... But that is on
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: the table.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: That is on the table. Open arrow. Yeah.
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: So we get the note. Somebody's going to exile. What
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: do you think about the person who volunteered to do it?
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: Well, what's so funny is he maybe this was a
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: cultural difference. It's our Irish friend that does it. And
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: it's what he says in his confessional is that he
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: wanted to start the bidding of like, hey, I'll go.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: And then he thought maybe other people would pitch in
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: that I'll go to. But it straight up just seemed
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: like he volunteered to go. And then he was shocked
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: that he was the.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: One to go. That no one else did it. He
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: said that he volunteered thinking that there would be others. Yeah,
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Lewis is awesome, by the way.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: I already really liked him from the preseason stuff.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Found out he's 6'6.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: Hey, that ding was not me. This is the first
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: time ever it's not me.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: It might have been a MacBook. It might have been me. Sorry. No,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: you're good. Boomer brand. I don't know how to turn
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: it off on my computer. Hold on.
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: It's okay.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: It's not a problem when you do it. Oh, just me.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Just this corporate stooge over here. I already really loved Lewis.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: He's 6'6, which is crazy. Yeah. Or 6'4, something like that. 6'6,
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Will told me. He seems not that tall. Right. He
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: seems like a little fella. Yeah. A little leprechaun. A
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: little fella. Is that racist? No, leprechauns aren't real. Oh, okay.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. It still doesn't feel
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: on board. Bran, you're canceled. You're canceled. I want a double, triple,
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: quadruple down. I like him. Yeah, I like him a lot.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: Is that why he volunteered? He thought there was a
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: pot of gold on the other side?
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. I will say, in his little hot take thing,
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: is he said, being bad at Survivor, Is like good
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: for your game or something like that. That was his
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: whole thing. Do you think that could be foreshadowing? It
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: could be. Cause this was an interesting move. Like. historically,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: you don't want to start the game apart from everyone else.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Because they have, I think he's going to be on
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: exile for three days or something like that. Yeah, what
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: is Jeff's 30 hours? That's how long he had been
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: there at that point in time.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because he missed all up through the first tribal council.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: First tribal, so the first three days.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Relationships formed, alliances in theory formed.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: And he's by himself on a beach, dude.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: But it was all worth it.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: Because it was worth it. Not because you're safe. Cause
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: they did a spirit tunnel for him.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: They did do a spirit tunnel.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: It was really funny because Jenna, she was like, we're
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: not really celebrating him. We're celebrating the fact that we
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: don't have to go.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: That's funny. Yeah. What I love is like the spirit
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: tunnel thing. Like our boy, pink substance guy. With a
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: pink substance. You can see on his face. I can't
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: believe I'm doing this. They say, let's do spirit tunnel.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: You can't be the one guy. No, spirit tunnels are stupid.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: When I met my nephews and nieces' soccer games, and
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: at the end they want to do a big spirit tunnel,
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: I am the one guy sitting on the sidelines that's
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: not participating.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't do it in this moment. No, you got
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: to on Survivor. Exactly. You're within the first hour of
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: being together. Yeah, you have to do it. Spirit tunnels.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: I guess I'm doing spirit tunnels. I would have been pissed.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: This big guy is probably like, man, my buddies back
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: home are going to be so confused about this stupid...
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: What an episode he has. I've been on this show for.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: I would have been pissed as Lewis having to walk
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: through the spirit tunnel.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. When I was in high school... And
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: he didn't even river dance through it. The student... What
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: are they... council or whatever, they would like sometimes show
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: up early and they would do a big spirit tunnel
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: as everyone's walking in the front doors of the building.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I hate that.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: One time I did, I got into a fight with
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: one of them on the way through the spirit tunnel
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: and halfway through, I'm just like wrestling with this guy.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: And then the, the teacher chaperone was like.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: It's a spirit tunnel.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Is that a scene from twin peaks?
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: No, it sounds like there should be an alternate way
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: into the school. You shouldn't have to walk. walk through
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: spirit tunnel if you're not comfortable because it's all the
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: preppy kids that i already couldn't stand and it just
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: felt and i'm a little bit claustrophobic.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: I'm like i gotta get to the end of this
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: tunnel and this guy was chastrophobic because he didn't like
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: me right i.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Just want to walk in yeah i just want to
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: walk it's it's 8 45 in the morning.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: I did rewind it because I was like, did anybody
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: smack him on the ass on his way through?
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: And no, they didn't. What's the point of a spirit
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: tunnel if you're not getting a little pat on the ass?
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: Let's check in with Brandon Chase's number one draft picks now.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Next, we hear from Jelly.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: Who seems to be making a lot of bonds early on,
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: but one seems stronger than the other. Jelly seems to
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: be in a bit of a showmance with Ori.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Unbelievable. Such a funny scene, too.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Lasagna plays a big part in this.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: It absolutely does. They both love lasagna, and if you
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: can't fall in love with someone based on a mutual
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: love of lasagna... Then you're just not Garfield enough.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: That's exactly right. Let me read exactly what Jelly said.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: She said, When I become wifey, that's my go-to dish
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: I whip up, a good lasagna. I'm telling you, wait
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: until you have my lasagna.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: If she says that to Ori, that's wild. This made
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: me go, I should have drafted Jelly first. She... Oh,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: my God. I'm a big fan of Jelly. I will
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: say the only thing that I am nervous about, and
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: this is jumping ahead a little bit, but... She basically
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: loses her voice. Yeah, not a great look. But it's endearing.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: It is endearing, but imagine living with it, right?
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like giving it for 90 minutes.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: So if your wife loses her voice, you're like, I
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: might leave. I love my wife. It's like there's something
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: about being around strangers where like little things like that
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: would be like, gosh, I can't. You know what I mean? Yeah,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: I had a college professor that would smack after every
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: couple words. Yeah. Oh, God. I wanted to fight him
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: next year. So I could see people being like, I
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: really hope her voice comes back soon. Because it's like,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: she's really struggling out there at the end of the episode.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Even at Tribal. But then also the fact that she
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: started her alliance and already down one. That's tough. But
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: we're going to find out real quick just how good
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Jelly is. Can Jelly adapt? Well, there is a moment
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: here at the beginning where Jelly Ori.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: And they had two others?
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Aaliyah and Devin.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Aaliyah and Devin.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's next.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, sorry. Sorry to jump ahead.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: But what made me so excited about it was it
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: was shades of James, Ozzy, Parv, and Jenna. It felt
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: like that two showmances working together as a foursome, as
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: an alliance.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: And that made me very excited. But Devin is gay. Well,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I didn't mean it has to be romantic. I just meant, like,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: that gave me that similar vibe of two and two.
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: I forget you're enlightened. I'm thinking about everything black and white.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no. It doesn't always have to be gay. Yeah.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: He could be bi. He could be pan. You don't
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: fucking know. So let's talk about Devin.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: Devin is talking about the importance of relationships and how
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: he's found himself in a group with Jelly and Ori
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: and Alea.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: But wait, what's that? It's a helicopter. And I find
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: out real quick, I'm wrong. Hey, I was too. Or
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: should I say the stars were a little wrong? What
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: was it?
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: Chase thought that they were going to come down and
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: tell somebody that a loved one had died?
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: But to be fair... I did get really excited, not
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: because someone's loved one could be hurt, but Jenna just
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: talks about, like, a family issue, and then the helicopter
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: shows up, and I go, oh, my God, I did
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: it again.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: And you got excited about her potential family issue?
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I did, because I was like, what? If I predicted that,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: that would be crazy. You guys wouldn't have even believed me.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: You would have been like, you saw spoilers from the movie.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I 100% would have been calling you out. Definitely.
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: But it turned out to be a supply drop, not a...
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: you know, your family member died dropping.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Right, right, right.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: So everybody gets their buffs. We've got two tribes. Everybody
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: is thrilled about two tribes. Yeah. I'm glad, you know,
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: Jeff got to see that in the editing bay about
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: how much everyone likes that better.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I just genuinely don't know how you watch this episode
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: and go, three tribes is better. Well, I don't know
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: how you watch this episode and come to that conclusion.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: I agree, but there is an argument for the three tribes.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Because there are seasons where there's just two tribes, and
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: one of them is the disaster tribe, and the season's
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: so lopsided.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: That happens with three tribes. Yeah, I know, but with
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: three tribes.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: That happens with three tribes without fail. Well, yeah, but
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: it's like, when there's a disaster tribe with the three...
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: It's not as lopsided because you still have two tribes.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: But when you have a disaster tribe with three, you're
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: only really spending time with a third of the cast. Oh,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I agree. I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm just saying
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: there is an argument to be made for the three tribes.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. Yeah, so there's a note. That's
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: all I'm saying. I'm enlightened. I'm not fighting with you.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I'm enlightened. Right. No, I'm spirit tunnel.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: So there's a note with the supply drop and it says,
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: choose one person to negotiate for supplies.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Yellow chooses Kilby.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Big mistake.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: Purple chooses Kristen. Bran, who do you think got the
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: best of this?
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Thank you for asking. So on.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Because it's both of your team members, right?
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: On first glance. On first glance, Kristen does. But... Because
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: she gets pot, pan, flint, fishing, and Kilby really only
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: gets shelter supplies. Camp and building or something. I think
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: that's what he said. But what we didn't really think
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: about as we're laughing at how Kilby lost the negotiation
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: because of a thumb war, that you still get Flint
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: and a pot when you go to final trial. Not
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: final trial. When you go to trial for the first time,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: you get that.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, so they get that. So they got everything, basically.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Basically. The only thing they didn't get is fishing. Yeah.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: So like Kristen, I think still... But their shelter's trash.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Trash.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: So you think... I mean, everyone thinks Kristen won. So
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: you think Kilby won the art of the deal?
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I think he may have won art of the deal. Okay. Wow.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: But I think. And he knows the game. He could
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: have been like, I'm not willing. The shelter is the
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: most important thing. We're going to get the Flint. We're
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: going to get it at some point. Okay.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: I think you've opened my mind a little bit.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: He's also the kind of player that would be like,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: I can make fire without Flint. Probably that nerd. Yeah.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: There's no way he actually could. He's not Christian. Hey,
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: here's what I'll say about Kilby.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Probably the most divided Survivor player in the past few seasons.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: You mean divisive? Divisive. What did I say? Divided. Yeah, well,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: he's that too. I think there's a lot of divisive
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: players on this. Yeah, I mean... Oh, I just meant like...
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: So many people love Kilby. Yeah. Like, I mean, people
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: love Kilby in our Patreon. Here's why we thought he lost.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Because Kristen made fun of him for how bad he
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: was at the Thumb War. Right. No, it was pretty pitiful.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Kristen's awesome, though. When was the last time you guys
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: did a Thumb War, though? I don't know if I
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: could hold up. I actually do it all the time
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: because I have kids. Oh, is that a common occurrence? Yeah. Oh, okay.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I need to go find some kids. Do some thumb wars.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Let's do it right now. Oh, God, dude. I'm out
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: of practice. One, two, three, four. I declare a thumb war. Now,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: one of the things I do with my kids is
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: that we kiss. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Yeah, that felt
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: very intimate. It's to remind everybody that it's just a game.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: It's just a game. At the end of the day,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: we're still family. Right, right, right. We're family. You got it.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: I got it.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: I got it.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I got it.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: I've never had a thumb war happen in front of me.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: You liked it, didn't you? Is that a new thing
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: for you? Yeah. Great. That was awesome.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: Now we've got the yellow tribe in a circle in
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: the ocean. They're all getting to know each other, except
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: one person is kind of closed off.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And that's Jenna.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: Jenna tells them that she's a wedding photographer, but then
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: she doesn't give them any more information than that. And
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: this makes Devin very suspicious.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: He doesn't believe that she's a wedding photographer.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I love it because I struggle with, like, Big groups. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Small talk thing. I struggle with it, right? Yeah, me too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: The idea of showing up for the first day and
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: you're sitting in the water. You're tired. You're doing a
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: circle thing. You're tired. You're overwhelmed. Like, I saw myself
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: in Jenna.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: But you could think of a second fact about.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Yourself, right? I could think of a second fact. Right.
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: Okay, great.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: You're a wedding photographer. What else?
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, nothing.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: That's my life. There is nothing else to my life.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: That's tough. That's so funny.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: So Devin or Devin's or no, it is Devin.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Okay. That's going to get hard.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is going to get difficult. He thinks she's
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: hiding something. And as we'll find out later, Devin is
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: all about radical honesty. He thinks Jenna is not practicing
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: that right now. So Chase, do you think Jenna is
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: a malicious liar or is there something going on with
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: her personally?
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Well, I would say something's going on with her personally,
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: but dude, it's shocking to me how quickly Devin was
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: just like, she's a liar.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: She's a filthy liar. We got to get her out first.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: I can't stand.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: What is people's fascination with jobs on Survivor? Why does
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: it fucking matter if they're an attorney or a doctor
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: or whatever? The only time I feel like you should
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: lie about your job on Survivor. is if you're already
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: a wealthy celebrity. That's why the lawyers and stuff do.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Because we... Associate that with money. Or the guy who
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: works for the Yankees. But, I mean, what was... Savannah, like,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: saying she's not a newscaster because that one made no
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: fucking sense. And she's like, who cares?
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: I love Savannah though. I want to get her on
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: But what he's saying is that she's lying. Like she's
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: making up that that's her job, which is such an
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: interesting cover job. Yeah. Wedding photographer. Yeah. But what I
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: also think it like most people, I feel like if
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: they're lying and they talk a lot. Right. They like, yeah, yeah.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Cover it.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Unnecessary detail.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Her saying I'm a wedding photographer and giving no other
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: information is almost like, Oh, she's just nervous. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: like i it is such a wild leap to be
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: like she's a filthy liar clearly struggling and be like
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: she's making it up well i think devon is like
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: i want us to all be one big happy family
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: why are you resisting yeah devon At this point of
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: the episode, I was like, I like Devin. He's outgoing.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: He seems like he's taking up a leadership role. By
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: the end of this episode, I despise Devin.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Devin is a villain. He is a huge villain. And
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I can't wait for more Devin.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Devin is my boy.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I love him. Did you draft him? He's on my team.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Devin is great TV. Oh, yeah, 100%. And Devin knows
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: he's great TV.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: And if you don't like him, you're homophobic.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: You're right, PD. Maybe I should cut that. No.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: I didn't mean it like you're right about homophobic. I
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: just meant you're right about him being great TV. You're
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: just digging yourself a deeper hole.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Hey, cut that. Cut that. Nope, nope, nope. I'm the editor.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: We've got some alliances brewing. Sharonda says she's got two
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: number ones on the first day, and those are Kristen
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: and Ori. And then you've got Eric, who wants to
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: be everybody's friend. He said, think of me like a
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: friendly vampire. And then they showed a montage of him
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: annoying everybody. Rob with a pink substance says, this town's
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: only big enough for one guy from Rhode Island.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he did not mesh well with his... Which, and
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: that was the whole thing. On the beach initially, they
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: were like, we're Rhode Island! And then that was the
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: end of the game. Let's keep it to ourselves. But
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: you see, this is how you pick a first person
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: to go home. Who's the person that's annoying on us, right?
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: That is a natural way to go about this. Yeah,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: for sure. Picking on the poor woman who is very
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: nervous was just cruel, and I loved it. That was insane.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: I loved it.
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: Also, I mean, she'd just gone through a terrible divorce,
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: and so she has all this baggage that she doesn't
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: want to bring up to everybody immediately.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: I was very surprised, and maybe she did this, but
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: at Tribal, when Devin is like, Honesty. And then he
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: does the whole thing, calls her out in front of everybody.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: It's like, I don't believe that you're a wedding photographer.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I'm voting for her. You were very standoffish. Like, at
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: no point, at least at what we saw, did she say, no, like, here's...
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: She didn't defend herself at all. Here's why I'm feeling like...
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: And I think, I mean, it didn't... At the end
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: of the day, it didn't matter. Right. She's safe. But, like,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: if you, in that moment, Devin is... basically, like, calling
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: you out. Yeah. If you stand up for yourself and
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: you go, like, I'm sorry, guys. I, like, was all
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: up in my feels. Here's what's going on at home. Yeah. Like,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: makes you look incredibly sympathetic. Yeah. Makes Devin look like
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: a bully. Yeah. Like, which he already kind of has,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: I feel like, a target on his back, but, like,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: would only further solidify that. Oh, yeah. So I'm interested
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: in next episode. At what point does she open up? Like, hey,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: here's why I.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Probably never because she's a fucking liar. She's not a
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: wedding photographer. She didn't go through any of that stuff.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Me and Devin are practicing radical honesty and we are
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: weeding out all of the liars.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: No shot list, no job. That's what I fucking thought.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Devin is like, she's lying because... She doesn't do a
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: shot list. And it's like, you're not a wedding photographer, Devin.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: What the fuck do you know about wedding photographers? He's
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: an actor.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: He did one episode of Grey's Anatomy, which has a
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: shot list because it's a fucking production.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: And he thinks he knows everything about cameras. I don't
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: like your tone. Anyway, we're going to get to all
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: that at the end.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Devin's been to a lot of weddings.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: We'll check back in with Devin and Jenna later on. Now,
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: we're going to check in with Louis.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: I love Louis. Louis, he said at this point, there's
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: no way of knowing what's around the corner. And to
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: his surprise, literally from around the corner comes out Jeff Probst.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: It was a corner. It was such a cool scene. Yeah.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: He comes and sits down with him. Jeff was on
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: fucking fire this episode.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: He was.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: It felt like nothing I had seen in Survivor. It
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: was such an interesting moment where he just was sitting
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: there talking with Lewis. And I think it was because
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: Lewis wasn't this starstruck fan.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: He was just talking back to Jeff. Yeah. It was
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: really cool. Yeah. It was really interesting. It did... I
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: did get a little PTSD from 41 and 42 where
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Jeff does this bit where he goes up to somebody.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Tells him you're out of the game.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Tells him, well, he's like, you're out of the game,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: but also you might not be out of the game.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Here's an hourglass. Right. You thought it was going to
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: be the hourglass? And then he pulls out an hourglass. Oh, well.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: So you can see my concern where Jeff shows up,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: sits down on the beach, pulls out an hourglass. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, great.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I do get that.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: But no, that's not what happens.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Jeff.
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: Jeff said to Lewis, he said, remember what I said
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: on the boat?
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: And Lewis said, uncertainty. And Jeff said... No, you're missing it!
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: And Jeff said, no, you dumb bitch. I said, permanent uncertainty.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Were you not listening? Now, in our sweet Irishman's defense,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: he hasn't been on the beach where everybody has repeated
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: that line over and over and over. So, he's been
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: by himself.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: He tells Lewis, you're not leaving exile today. You will
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: not participate in the challenge. And you won't be the
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: first person voted out of this game either, but there's
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: an opportunity.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: The opportunity is an idol.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: And it's at the top of a mast. Lewis, he
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: can't climb it. He can't shake it. Lewis has to
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: chop it down before a sand timer runs out. And Chase,
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: walk us through how this went for your boy.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Well, it didn't go great.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: So at first I was like, this feels, well, first
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: of all, this is an awesome challenge, like journey type thing. Um,
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: And he's a farmer. And I think he had even
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: mentioned in the episode that he chops down trees.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So I was like, well, this should be a
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: walk in the park. He's a big guy. Like, maybe
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: not mass-wise, but he's 6'6. Big guy.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: Terrible form with that axe, dude. Terrible form. But his
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: hands are blistering.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: He's giving it his all. He's saying things like.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: This is my only chance to survive. He's like, he's
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: giving it everything. And he's so close to chopping down
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: the mast. The tick mass. It's tick. It's a tick mass.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: Is he pipping from Lord of the Rings? Have you
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: ever seen Lord of the Rings?
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: I've seen the first movie a long time ago. But
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: he gets so close and then it runs out of time.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: So let me ask you guys this. What do you
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: think is going to happen? To the next person who
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: comes to Exile. Do they have to start over? Do
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: they get a new mess or do they just show
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: up and they just have to finish cutting?
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: I think it'll be a whole new obstacle.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Okay. I have a theory about this.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: I think that the idea is that whoever goes first,
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: chops as much as they can, they're not going to
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: get it.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Whoever comes next keeps going. Oh, they leave it? That's
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: what I think the theory was. But I do think
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: even though he did not succeed, he got way closer
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: than they thought someone would get.
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: So you think it's going to be a cakewalk for
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: the next person who goes to exile if they do
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: this again?
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: I think it could go one of two ways. One,
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: they stick with their original plan, if that was their
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: original plan, and someone just has an easy go of it.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: Or they're like, well, he got way farther. Let's just
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: replace it.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: With a new mask. Yeah. I suspect... that they'll leave
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: it and not explain it to somebody. And they just
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: have to be like, well, someone started chopping, there's an
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: ax here. Right, and there will be an ax, and
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: they just have to decide whether... I like that. Jeff's
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: not going to come back and sit with every person
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: who's in exile. I think they're just going to leave
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: it to the person to figure out what the heck
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: is going on here.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: One last thing about this scene before we move on.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: When Jeff first walks up to Louis, and Louis is like,
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: I don't know how long I've been here. Jeff goes,
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: 30 hours. And I thought he was joking because the
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: way the edit went, I thought they were still like
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: right after the ballooning. And so I was like, that's funny.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: And then everyone's like, no, it's 30 hours. I was like,
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: oh my God.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: I think I want to say between the, like, this
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: is like the, I think like the slowest part of
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: the game. Like, I think this happens over the course
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: of three days. Yeah. So I think he ends up
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: being on exile for that whole day. Yeah, he was.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Wild. It's brutal out here. It's brutal. So Devin
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: and Brady Brody. Brody. Brady Brody.
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: Brady Brody are talking about how they're so different, but
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: they're so similar. And they might have a little alliance here.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: And we get Devin throwing out the first name of
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: the season. And that's Jenna, the photographer, allegedly. But Brady,
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: he's on board. And then we find out that it's
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: not just Devin. No one believes that Jenna is a photographer.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: Maggie thinks she's lying. Pantsless Pat says she asked Jenna
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: what her favorite wedding to shoot was, and she had
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: no answer, which that is suspicious.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: What are you going to say to that? Just think
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: of a wedding you enjoyed shooting, and you talk about it.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: No one knows you.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: Just pick the last one you did.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: It was John's. John's wedding. She's not great on her feet.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: But that's still a weird question to ask because one,
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: you don't know any of the people.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: I thought she was Bran's player, right?
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm defending her because I feel like that's
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: the right thing to do as an enlightened person. If
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: I said, hey Bran, what was your favorite.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Wedding you've been to? Yeah. I don't know anyone you know.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, You know what I mean? That is
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: a weird question to ask. It's a weird thing not
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: to just give an answer to. Yeah.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: How fresh is this divorce? Well, and I think there
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: could be some deeper stuff. I don't want to get
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: too much into her personal life.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: 100 like there's but she's lying about.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: She's not actually divorced uh she does a whole confessional
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: talking about how like you know She hasn't been single
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: since she was 18 years old.
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: And she's 30. Maybe she was in some sort of
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: maybe like hyper religious.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Possibly. And so like she's.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Probably just feeling like a person for the first time
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: in a long time, especially if it was a bad
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: situation that she was in.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So I think maybe she's just tough timing out there. Yeah.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: Maybe, maybe before, like maybe the reason she needed to
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: get a divorce was because her husband was so controlling.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: She wasn't allowed to interact with other people other than
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: at weddings. You know what I mean?
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: And you're not supposed to talk to the party at
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: a wedding. There's a lot of possibilities.
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: If she's not lying about the photographer thing, I'll be
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: more likely to believe the rest of this stuff, but
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: only time will tell.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: What's wild though is like she, she's on the show. Yeah.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: So clearly she like interviewed well. She does know how
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: to answer questions.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: But being on a Zoom is different.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: She hasn't had anything to eat. Her inability to answer
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: any question. It is rough. It is rough. It's tough.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know why I feel the need to defend
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: her with my life.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: When it's your player.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: I love her. And I hope that she goes far.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: And I fell for her. And I was certain she
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: was going home. But you have to... it is crazy
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: to jump to the conclusion that she's lying about being
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: a photographer. It's not crazy to be like, Hey, does
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Jenna ever answer your question?
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Like when, if, if enough people come around and be like, Hey,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: she never answers. It would, she just kind of goes, Hey,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: if this.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Was a scripted program, you do a, you do a,
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: someone walks up with, what's your last name?
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: She panics. Cause she just got divorced. She doesn't really
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: know which last name to get. And they're like, she
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: doesn't even know her name.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: So Devin says, if we lose the challenge, me and
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: an army of people are coming for you, Jenna.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: This poor woman.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: The fact that Devin, who's playing, which by the way,
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: I did not expect to see doing the honor and loyalty.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: I told you about that.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I know, but I forgot. But Joe and Devin's had
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: a baby. Yeah.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: And because he feels like he would play like Joe.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Right. And smile.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: So far he is because he's like, I'm an honorable
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: and integrative player.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Let's all bully this poor woman. Day one for no reason.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Not for no reason.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: It's no reason. It's no reason.
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: It's a manufactured reason, but it's a reason.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: That's a great answer. Oh, it's Mary.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's not Mary.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: It's the ghost of.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Mary here with us right now. If you're here, move
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: the tree mail.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: So now over to purple. Eric is trying to catch
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: a fish.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Pink substance.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: Rob knows that he's fishing, but he tells everyone Eric
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: is looking for an idol.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Great move. Play that again.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: I was talking over.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: No, it's okay. What a pink substance. Great move from
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Rob here. Impressed me immediately. I like it. If there's
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: somebody that's annoying you, it's like, how can I cause
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: people to think negatively about this person? Yeah, he's out
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: there looking for an idol in the ocean.
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: Right. And then we've got Bran's boy, Carter. He makes
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: an alliance with Rob.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Carter.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: That's an alliance within Team Bran.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Carter, very kind of like understated in this episode. Very
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: much so. But I still have really good. I got
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: a really good feeling about him. And I really like
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: him and Rob teaming up. I think that's really fun.
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: Carter brings in my girl, Strawberry Shortcake.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: That's right. Into this little group. Dude, is this where
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: we get Anna's full voice?
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: That was in the beginning.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: I forgot to bring that up.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: It's okay.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: Can we just get a quick yay or nay for
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: if you liked that or not?
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: I liked it. I liked it a lot. Yeah, I
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: think it was a bit much.
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: Chase and Jax on the stream last night were like, eh,
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: we didn't like that. And I was like, okay, you know,
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: God forbid a woman have a little personality. I think
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: that's what it is.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: You just went on a whole rant about how the
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: one woman is lying about being a wedding photographer.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, but Anna didn't lie about shit.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: She followed up.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: Strawberry Shortcake is not a liar like Jenna.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Okay? I liked it. Now, if she does it every episode...
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: I won't love that.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: I thought it was fun, and I thought she nailed Christian.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: They have Anna commentate one of the challenges as Strawberry Shortcake. Hey,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: one thing that I didn't... So last night... So after.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: Basically, if you're new here, Wednesday nights during the Survivor season,
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: on our Patreon, we live chat during the episode. Right
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: after the episode, we go live on Patreon, and we
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: just kind of chat about the episode. It's called Fresh
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: from Tribal. Last night, we had our friends, Jax and Justin,
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: on to talk about the episode. And when we talked
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: about this moment, Justin... seemed to take a lot of
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: offense from it. He was like, oh, yeah, she's putting
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: everybody into, like, archetypes and stereotypes. I bet she wouldn't
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: like it if I did that to her. And I
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: was like, Justin, I don't know if this is something
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: to get angry about.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: I think Justin.
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: He just has issues with people that he thinks would
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: bully him in high school.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: Like, that's what he thought about you. I think he
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: feels that way about Anna. Yeah, me and him in
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: the spirit tunnel. We would have fought. Anna, she's very intimidating.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: And she's not a fucking liar. Anyway, we were talking
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: about Carter and Rob. So while all this is happening,
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: we hear a scream.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: And it's Eric.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Eric.
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: Eric has caught a fish. How massive was this fish brand?
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. It was so small. This is worse
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: than who, who like we made fun of somebody a
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: couple of seasons ago. I was like, I wouldn't even
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: bring it back. I would literally just be like, it's
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: more embarrassing. to bring this fish in this.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: Might have been some of the best comedy editing yeah
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: in survivor history because throughout this whole scene eric is
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: losing his.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Mind i caught a fish in fiji i didn't even
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: know that i could do that and i mean every
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: time he's getting so excited they cut to the smallest
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: minnow you've ever seen it was.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: So funny and they're sitting around the fire and eric
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: he talks about proposing to his wife and he breaks
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: down and he says I'm just.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Grateful for part of this experience.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, look at me.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: I'm on a damn beach in Fiji and I caught
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: a fish with a spear.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know I could do that. My favorite
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: thing is when he is sitting with everybody else and
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: he starts crying. Carter doesn't realize that he's crying at
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: first and then he sees and he's just like, I
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: love Carter. I wanted to draft Carter.
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: Carter hates him and I love it, but it's kind
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: of wholesome. He thinks his wife is going to be
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: so proud of her man for catching a fish. He
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: then yells his wife's name, Gina, and then cut to Alexis.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: And this is the only thing she said in the
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: entire episode. She goes, Eric has to go.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: I love it, and I hope that Eric stays for
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: a very long time. He makes for good TV. Eric
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: is the first player since Banu that's giving me Banu.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: I did say that in the chat last night. I said,
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: Banu's back.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: There's a little bit of, what are you talking about,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: whenever he speaks, and I love it.
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: And just the intense emotional outbursts and stuff.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I want him to be my therapist so bad. Yeah.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I don't trust him.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: To be my therapist. So one of our main, what
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: do we call Will? He's the mayor of Boston.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: We met up with him in Boston, the Survivor Cafe.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: He's in our Patreon. He's one of our biggest fans.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: What is Will? What do we call Will? What do
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: we call Will? We were calling him our biggest fan.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: He's our boy. Yeah, he's our boy. He's friends with Eric. Yeah.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: And he has been hyping up Eric. He's like, this
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: is my friend Eric. He's on the show. I'm so excited.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: And I mean, when this is what popped up on
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: the screen, I was like, Will, come get your boy.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: But Eric, if you're listening to this.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: You made the episode so much better.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're phenomenal for TV. Don't get me wrong. I
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: hope he sticks around for a long time. I do, too.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, this could be like an Andy situation.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: Remember Andy, where he was kind of acting strange or funny,
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: goofy for a lot of the beginning, and then halfway
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: through he turns on the fucking jets and almost won
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: the season?
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Yes. I do remember it.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I was just reminiscing on Andy.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I love Andy so much. I opened a coconut and
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: no one clapped for me. I caught a fish, but
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: no one cared.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: Sticking with purple, we get a really big moment for Mr.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Pink Substance. What did he find, Brandon?
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, he found an idol. Yeah. Dude, crazy. First of all,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: very excited for my guy. Seeing how excited you got
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: when you remembered because you didn't for a second. So excited.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: He found an idol. And it's a Richardson idol. Just idols.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: No beware.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Regular. Standard idols are back, baby. And I love it.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: The open era. The open era so far. Checking all
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: the boxes of things that I want. I'm so happy
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: for him. And I said he's bald. He's kind of
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: giving Tony. Right. And him going out there and immediately
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: finding an idol. Do we have the next Tony on
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: our hands in season 51? I will say, out of
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: everyone in this episode, he was the one person I
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, he could win. He surprised you? He
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: drastically surprised me. It was a better showing than I anticipated,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: even for me as the guy who drafted. Because I
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: don't know if you remember this. Drafted him final round.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I drafted Eric ahead of Rob.
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, my preview for Rob didn't give winner energy.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: No, no. He did that weird thing about talking about
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: wives but i do but i do think he had
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: a little winner energy in him in this episode yeah
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: oh i agree like when i saw it i was
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: like oh my god is this going to be the
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: first time that we drafted the winner of the season last.
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: We'll find out but for now it's the first time
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: in the open era that i will be saying It's
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: challenge time with Chase.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: It's everybody's favorite part of the episode. Gold Derby. Gold Derby.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, everyone.
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: If you're new here, Chase outsourced all of his work
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: in the past to a website called Gold Derby.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: And so we bring it.
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: By the way, there was a season where we were
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: recording very early in the morning and I didn't have
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: time to rewatch the challenge.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: And so we went to Gold Derby dot com. A great, great. Website.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: They get exit press. But no, this is all me, baby.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: And this one's going to be a long one because
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: it's not just the challenge that happens here.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: There's a lot that goes on here.
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: Before we talk about the challenge, Jeff has a bit
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: of a moment. I think we could call it that.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: He gathers everyone around. A temper tantrum? I loved it.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I loved it too.
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: People hated it. People online are saying that the only
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: bad part of the episode was this moment. People are
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: calling for his head. They're like, replace the host now.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious. I don't disagree that it's the worst part
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: of this episode. I'm not calling for his head because
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: for me, I love Jeff. There are moments where Jeff
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: can't get out of his own way. Let's talk about it.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: And this is one of those moments. But by the
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: good of Jeff, he's still the best host in reality TV.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Of course. Pardon us.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: So let's let Chase get into it so we can
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: talk about how much I loved it.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we need to talk about it in depth because
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: this is probably the most polarizing moment of the episode.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: So he gathers everybody around and he talks to them.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: They all want to know where Lewis is. Where's Lewis? Lewis,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: come out!
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: He could be in a mansion for all we know.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was so....
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: That's the open era. We take one person, put them
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: in a mansion for no fucking reason.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know how we said everything that we've ever
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: done is back on the table? Well, mansion. Remember that
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: time we did mansion?
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: On the first episode? First three-day mansion. That's what we're doing.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: So Jeffrey Probst tells them, Lewis is on Exile Island.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: And he's like, the reason he's on Exile Island is
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: because this is no longer the predictable new era.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: This is the open era. Anything goes. It is permanent now. Uncertainty.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: That's right. In this kind of moment, thank you.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: My winner pick, Ori, gets to give a bit of
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: a motivational speech here.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: It's a cool moment. Really good by Ori. I love Ori.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Ori had a good showing, too.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: I DM'd him yesterday. Well, I put him on my story.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: I said he's my winner pick. He DM'd me.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: He said, let's go! And did he say, hey, check
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: out making the merch? No, I didn't respond. I liked it. Yeah,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: gotta play it cool. He's enlightened. Yeah. You can still
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: be like, hey, I'm talking about you this season. Oh,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: we'll get there. It's a long game, Bran. Yeah, yeah.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: Because I'm in love with Ori. And I'm going to
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: win him over by the end of the season. He's
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: not going to try to sleep with him on the
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: first date.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: How long is the game, though? Like, he might be
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: out next week. Well, it doesn't matter. Season goes all
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: season long, no matter if he's in the game or not.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: But you're going to DM him after he loses? Yeah,
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: I'll be like, man, rough go of it, man.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: Here's my thoughts on making the merger what happened.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: Or I wrote a song for you.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Who knows?
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Where are you?
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: Where are you located? Maybe we can hang out, get
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: dinner or something. So wait, you go from not responding at.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: All to suddenly... Where do you live? Where do you live?
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: I'm just playing around.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: Thanks for letting us.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Just playing around.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: I thought you were serious.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm just playing around. At one point last night,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: I got a little too drunk. And I tried video
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: calling Eric on Instagram.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: I was like, please be a bit.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Please be a bit. He didn't pick up. Did you really? Yeah,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: I drank a lot of twisted teas last night. I
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: was up all night. My guy got twisted. Yeah, keep
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: it twisted. Not a sponsor. Yet. I was up all
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: night puking. I drank way too much last night. Were
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: you really?
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: That much?
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I drank so much last night. And then I
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: woke up this morning after only sleeping for like two hours.
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: And I was like, I can't wait to hang out
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: with my friends.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: What a wimp. Dude, imagine throwing up because of your
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: twisted teas. 5% alcohol, and I had a lot of them.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Chase probably drank two twisted teas.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, my tummy. I had several more than two. Okay. Anyway.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: That's a shit ton of calories.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Anyway. Hey, stop counting my calories. Fucking. Who drank all
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: the twisted teas? Oh, no, we lost it. I'm sorry, Mary.
• 53:50
  Speaker 6: Oh, shit.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Where'd it go? Well, while you guys try to get married,
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: after Ori gives his motivational speech, Jeff says, hey, guys,
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: would you like to vote on the game real quick?
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Would you guys like to do fire making at Final Four,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: or would you like it to be a regular vote?
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Raise your hand if you want to get rid of it,
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: but it has to be unanimous. Five people raised their hands,
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: and Jeff gets fucking giddy me too he he couldn't
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: wait for this to happen he goes if you knew
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: the grief i took on the streets about people being
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: like get rid of fire making it's ruined survivor it's terrible.
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: On social media and the bars in the airport they
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: all say it to me and.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: He goes you would have no idea and mike goes
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: well jeff those people aren't out here And when he
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: said that, it was like it activated a sleeper cell
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: in Jeff. It was like Jeff had just been arguing
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: about this before he walked out there. And it was
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: like he was waiting for someone to say this. He
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: starts going off. He goes, yeah, you know what? While
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: we're talking about this, hypothetically, this isn't in play. Who
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: wants to get rid of idols, advantages, twists? Yeah, that's
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: what I fucking thought.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, my God. But here's the thing, Jeffrey. Are
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: you making the game for viewers or are you making
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: the game for people that are playing on the game
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: for 26 days? Who do you make the show for?
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Bran. Who do you make the show for?
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: This is where we're going to disagree.
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: What you and all the losers online don't understand is
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: that Jeff is choosing the optimal things for the game.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: And all you people in the bars can eat shit.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: What seems to be... What is it about fire making
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: that is optimal for the game? All right, here's what
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: I'll say about it.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: Because me and Chase have always felt the same way
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: For the record, I love fire making. I don't want
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: to see it go. I would not have voted to,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: I voted to keep fire making for 50. I did too.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I like fire making. Guys, how many times does Jeff
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: have to explain this to people? I know. Fire making
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: is an important part of the game because how many
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: times have we seen a final two where it's like
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: it ruins the whole season? Yes. You don't take the.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: Players that are going to win to the final two
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: with you. So if a terrible player who has not
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: done good all season wins that last season, challenge and
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: just takes someone else to the final two instead of
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: someone who deserves to win.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: Not even final two, specifically final four.
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: Whatever that vote is before you go there, the winner
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: or whoever could or should be the winner gets taken
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: out in that spot.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Fire making gives them another chance.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: Every time. I don't disagree. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: just like, I don't know why fans are upset. What
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: I'm saying though is, Jeff, you saying that people are
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: constantly saying it to you maybe give it a little thought.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Like at the end of the day, this is a
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: TV show that people watch. Millions of people watch it. Yeah.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: 21 players play it.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: This is where the disparity is. This is where a
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: lot of people, last night on our live stream, Jackson
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: and Justin both felt the same way. They don't like
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: the disdain for the fans. And I was like, dunk
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: on them, Jeff. Me and PD are very much the
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: type of people where they're like, the fans don't know shit.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: But let's, I think like the vocal minority on the
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: internet is what annoys me. Yeah.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: And I think that's what Jeff's talking about.
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: But he's also talking about, you know, he mentioned in person,
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: but who's the kind of person who's going to come
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: up to.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: You with a complaint about your show?
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: An annoying person. Right. I don't disagree. Okay.
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: It's like when comic book fans get upset about a
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: Marvel movie or a DC movie. They go, oh, it
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: was trash. It was garbage.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, what would you do different? And then they tell
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: you what they would do different, and it's worse.
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: The thing about these fans that are screaming at Jeff
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: all the time about how he's ruining Survivor, they don't
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: know shit about TV. They don't know how to make
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: a TV show. They don't know how to make a
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: game that has to follow standards and practices properly. You
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: have to make sure that this is equally fair. We
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: have a team of lawyers that are making sure everything is...
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: There's so much that goes into it. You just watch
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: it at home and go, I want to do this.
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but the age-old argument to that is you don't
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: have to be a chef to know that the food
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: is bad.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: But what I would say is that... But then don't
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: eat there.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Go eat somewhere else.
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: Go eat at Julie Chen Moonves' restaurant. Yeah, go eat
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: somewhere else.
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: I'm a big believer in the fans should not take
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: over the creation of something you you shouldn't pander to
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: the audience when creating art and i do think that
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: this show is.
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: Art don't pretend that you are them but i think
• 58:32
  Speaker 6: that i agree i agree jeff um dunking on everybody
• 58:36
  Speaker 6: in this moment i think he earned it because of
• 58:39
  Speaker 6: how good the episode was and how we appreciated all
• 58:42
  Speaker 6: of the changes that were made Yes.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Guys, I agree. We're not arguing with you. I agree
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: with what he said. I felt like it was a
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: little much. It was, but that's what made it funny. Yeah.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's because I feel the same way a lot.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: I was like, get him, Jeff.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Tell him.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: I don't think there's anything funnier in life than bullying
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: fans of you.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: That's so funny. like yeah i do it that literally
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: have kept you employed yeah for the past 25 years
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: oh yeah that's hilarious the stakes can't be higher yeah
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: that's so.
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: Funny i love it okay moving on um It does
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: turn out that I am an enlightened genius, because if
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: you watched our episode right before the premiere, we just
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: did some predictions for the premiere episode. And we already
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: talked about this at the beginning of the episode. I
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: predicted that they were going to increase the price. But
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: this is how it actually works. Every season, someone will
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: flip a coin for an additional million dollars. If you
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: flip it and you get it, you are safe from
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: tribal that night. And you've increased it by increased it by.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: A million dollars.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: If you flip it and you don't get it. Did
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: you say you creased it?
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, shut the fuck up. If you flip it and
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: you don't get it, you're out of the game. You
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: don't get voted out. Gonzo. You're just done.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Then it decreased it. Yeah, it decreased it.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: If you do not get it and you get eliminated
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: from the game, the prize pool, that million dollars, carries
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: over to the next season. So the next season, season 52,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: would be flipping for.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: $ 2 million increase. 53 would be flipping for a $ 3
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: million increase. We could get to season 54 and they're
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: playing for $ 4 million increase.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: I like the idea of the CBS executives watching and
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: be like, please, please, please don't get it.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: It's a solid risk because it's 50-50. So it's like....
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: If it doesn't happen this time, it's probably going to
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: happen next time. If it doesn't happen this time, it's
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: definitely going to happen the third time type beat.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you think Colbert watched this and was like,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: what the hell?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: Is this why they cut me?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: I thought we didn't have money. I really like this idea.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: What do you guys feel about this? I love this.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: I'm all for paying the players more. That, but also
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: think of the different options that can happen from this.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: There's going to be a lot of people that refuse
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: to flip the coin because you're out of the game. Yeah.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: There's going to be a player who's dominating and could
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: win the whole game, flips it, gets voted out that night.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: Do you think it makes it a little less special
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: for Devins? Or maybe Devins is the first one.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Devins is the one that got to do it with Mr. Beast.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: And he did it successfully on season 50.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: And he gets bragging rights with his kid forever. Like, hey,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: I did this with Mr. Beast. He's the first coin flipper.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Awesome for Devins. But also, it was like... The risk
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: could be higher for Devins too. Yeah. I do think
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: that there will be a Devins every season. I don't
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: think there's going to be a season where no one
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: is willing to do it.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: My thing is like, it's kind of like a shot
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: in the dark. If you know you're going home and
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: you get to flip the coin, it could save you.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: Much better odds than a shot in the dark.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's 50-50 as opposed to one out of six. Yeah.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: If you're... Yeah, that's true. You just don't know when
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: it's going to happen.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: And I also am curious how they're going to decide
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: who flips the coin. If multiple people want to, you
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: can't just go off a volunteer basis. Who gets to
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: flip the... You know what I'm saying? I'm curious to
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: see how that works. But I'm very excited.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: Can I just say something?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: Please.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: We're so back.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: We are so back, dude. It really feels like we're back.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: I'm more excited for this season than I was for 50. Well,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: I mean, I was really excited for 50, but I
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: think this is going to be a better overall season
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: than 50.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: That's my bold prediction. I hope so. I agree. It'll
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: be hard to beat. 50 was great. I think 50
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: was great. Season 50 premiere was really high for me.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: I think I like this premiere even more. I love
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: this premiere. Wow. Wow. That's high praise. If it wasn't
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: for Jeff's little temper tantrum, this would be a perfect episode.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: That was one of my favorite moments. Yeah. Okay, guys.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Now it's time for the actual challenge. Is everybody... That's right.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: They've got to race through an obstacle course and untie
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: five bags of balls. Then they will have to get
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: one person high enough to push those balls into a
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: chute where you will see a key. The key unlocks
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: six very heavy wooden crates. You will push those under
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: a cargo net, build a staircase, and solve a giant
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: logo puzzle. Everything's back on the table in the new era,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: but there is going to be a puzzle at the
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: end of every challenge.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. Our hands are tied, but no money! The great equalizer.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: No mud here in this challenge. We're not birthing through mud. Nope. No.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: And also, I really like the blocks here. Yeah, fun.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: This was fun. I like it more when the blocks
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: have to spell something, which we've seen in the past. Oh,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: I do like that, too. Because it does... It creates
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: a little bit of a pause before you decide where the,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: because you got to know where the blocks are going.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: It's a puzzle in and of itself. One of my
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: favorite Boston Rob moments is when they're doing that challenge.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: You have the big block. You have to make it
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: do a design. It's like a puzzle. Yes. And he's
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: just crushing it. It really shows off how great of
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: a player he is that season. And these blocks were smaller.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: It's like, just do the thing. Make it, make it. Like,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: that's fun. Because that's a physical challenge without really putting
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: somebody at risk. In danger, yeah. Right? Except for your Achilles.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: Another way that it was physical and didn't really put
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: anybody in danger is them having to cross through each other.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: That was awesome. I loved that. We'll talk about it.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: This was so fun.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: I really liked having two tribes for this. It felt
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: a lot better than three tribes, just for the sake
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: of figuring out the chaos of the challenge.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: 100%. The challenge begins. Carter immediately shows that he is
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: going to be a fucking problem this season. Dude, this
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: was so... Cool. He takes off, dives through the little space,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: does a fucking barrel roll. It was incredible.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: I thought he was going to Bruce himself.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: He flies through the obstacle. He does a tug and roll.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: He leads the pack by a mile. And, uh, It's
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: pretty even, both teams, throughout the obstacle course. There's people
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: bumping into each other, pushing and fighting because they have
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: to go through the same wall on opposite sides.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: Oh, and for new fans, bruising yourself is when you
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: dive headfirst into wood and concuss yourself and have to
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: leave the game.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: But get brought back the following year. Yes. Yes, yeah.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: That's the full Bruce.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: The full Bruce. Dude, I'm going full Bruce.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: Yellow team, they ironically had been practicing earlier in the
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: episode a little bit of a routine.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: That's exactly right. Where Devin pulls people up on his shoulder,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: and he needed it for this challenge. I think Devin
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: made all that up. He's a liar. He doesn't actually
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: know how to lift people up. He's a liar.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: He never lies. We practice radical honesty.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: On the journeys. They do have some issues with Aaliyah.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: Is it Aaliyah or Aliyah? Aaliyah. Doesn't matter. She's gone.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Aaliyah untying the balls. And then they have an issue
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: where Pat is up on shoulders, drops three balls out
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: of the chute. So there's a lot of chaos here.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Pantsless and ballless. Can confirm. At one point, while this
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: is happening, Brady looks at Devin, who's got someone on
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: his shoulders, and goes, she's taking forever, dude. And Devin
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: just goes, shut up, brother. I was like, whoa.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: Well, he's speaking wrestling.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he really is.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: So even though Purple has this giant lead at this point,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: they take such a long time to knock over the
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: bucket at the top of the chute that has the
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: key in it that Yellow actually finishes it first.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: Yep. The funny thing here, though, is when Purple's a
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: little bit behind, and they're trying to get the chute,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: and this lady's on the shoulders, and they finally get it,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: and they're so excited, they take off, and she's still
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: in the air. And she just drops, lands on her ass.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: And her head was inside of the chute. Yeah. I
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: was like, she could have died. Imagine having someone on
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: your shoulders and then just walking away. Yeah.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: Also, she could have just held on to that thing
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: and then dropped herself down gracefully.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but she didn't expect it. It was like chaos.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: It was like she was coming down at the same moment.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: I will say, when you're on someone's shoulders, you're not anticipating.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: I think you should be.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: When I was on your shoulders, I was anticipating falling
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: the whole time.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Well, I had you, didn't I?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: You did, but permanent uncertainty. That's why she should be
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: anticipating every possible thing at every moment.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: Then it's time for the giant crates. And let me
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: tell you something, Brody. Brady grabs the first crate. Someone
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: just drops one behind him on his Achilles. It looked
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: like it hurt really bad. He jumps around.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: He yells. He then uses that adrenaline to just push
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: the whole first crate by himself. What you gonna do, Brady,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: when somebody rams a crate into your Achilles? But even though...
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on. I could do that better.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: Whatcha gonna do, Brady, when someone... It was the same.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: Whatcha gonna do when someone rams into you, Brady?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: So glad we did it. Okay, Brody. They fall behind
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: pretty quickly, even though they have Brady, who is dominating.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: They're just not working good as a team.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: Purple is working phenomenally as a team, and they have
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: some pretty jack dudes on their side, too.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: They have Rory, they have Carter.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: Meanwhile Purple almost has their staircase done Brody is like
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: screaming at his tribe mates to try and get them
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: to help him he's being a bit intense with it Uh,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: it's not a great look, but it's all for the motivation.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: I will say in that moment, it was literally just
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: him trying to rush. Like that was the correct time
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: to ask for help. Yeah. And tensions are high. Tensions
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: are high. I, I don't, what I said in the
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: chat last night is you got to take into account too.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: He's probably been off his steroids for a little bit
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: for the show. That's true. That fluctuates your emotions. Absolutely.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: It sure does.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: Purple gets all the way up. They start on the puzzle.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: Anna and Christian are the puzzle solvers for purple. They
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: immediately get started. Once yellow starts, Jenna.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: And Kilby are the puzzle solvers for yellow. Yellow does
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: make a big effort.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: Jenna and Kilby do a great job, but purple wins
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: by about eight pieces. And then a giant flag raises
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: up and says, sorry for you.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: I laughed so hard at this. A big sorry for
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: you banner.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: So funny. Amazing. The open era. Is awesome. Yeah, it rules.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: So far undefeated open era. But yeah, that's the challenge.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Great challenge. Really like this first challenge. Very fun. Thanks, Chase.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Now back to you, PD. Oh.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to pitch it to myself.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, should I have said that?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: No, I just, I wanted to do it. We're back
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: on the yellow beach.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: The main name.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: Maybe I shouldn't have pitched it to me. Maybe I
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: should have pitched it to somebody else. I can take it.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, sure.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: We're back on the Yellow Beach. The main name being
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: floated is Jenna.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: Devin says that everybody's on the same page, but Maggie
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: was not impressed by Aaliyah's challenge performance.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: I love it, Maggle.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: Aaliyah thinks that she's in the power position being aligned
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: with Jelly and Devin, but Jelly doesn't want a woman
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: to go home first.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: Because what did she say.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: All these men, you know, they were talking a big game.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. But they didn't deliver. No, they didn't. Yeah.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: So Jelly... That's my girl.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I like Jelly a lot. I think she's great.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: She has no voice at this point. I will say
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: what I was hoping is that she was going to
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: push for Brody Brady to go home. And so she
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: says all of this. She's like, I don't want to
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: see a woman go home first. Brody was being annoying, right? Mm-hmm. Obviously,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: we can't vote him out. He's too strong. Right, yeah.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: But she does bring his name up.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Does bring his name up.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: And then Aaliyah, she takes it further by calling out
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: Brody for being really aggressive.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: Big mistake.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: And then after Jelly and Aaliyah walk off, Pat decides
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: that she wants to tell Jenna what's going on because
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: she was really impressed by Jenna in the puzzle. So
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: Pantless Pat tells Jenna, the photographer, her name is out
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: there and that nobody believes that she's actually a wedding photographer.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: How about Pantless Pat? saving my player, Jenna. Yeah. We
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: were working together. It was all pantsless, Pat. Yeah, that
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: was awesome. We're coming for your players, PD. One at
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: a time, brother. We're working together.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: Well, this prompts Jenna to drop all of her camera
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: knowledge in a confessional. And then it also prompts her
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: to go tell Brady that Aaliyah was throwing his name
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: out there and calling him aggressive. And Brady responded so aggressively.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he runs up to Deb and he goes, she
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: was saying I was being too intense. He literally says,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: I'm going to dominate you. What did he say he said?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: He said, my mom could be on the football field
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: and I would tackle her ass. Yeah, like I'd take
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: her ass out. Which I appreciate.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: That he wants to tackle his mom?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I met your mom at dinner. Why would you
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: ever want to tackle her? Why did you bring my
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: mom into it? I didn't say I wanted to tackle
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: my mom. But you kind of did. I just appreciated it.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: I appreciated his killer instinct.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: I took it a different way.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: I thought you were... Hey, your feelings are not my problem. So,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: on the record... That doesn't sound enlightened. Are you willing
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: to go on the record? Will you or will you
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: not tackle your mom if push came to shove? Oh, 100%.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: My mom would beat my ass if she wanted to. Okay. Yeah,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: she's tough. So, you would? Yeah, for sure. Okay. If
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: it's for a million dollars. Okay. Yeah, dude. She can
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: take it. She's tough, dude. Yeah.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: Going into tribal, we have Devin wanting to get Jenna out.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: Brady wants to get Aaliyah out. So, let's see who
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: gets their way. Jeff at Tribal he asked Maggie how
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: she feels about Tribal and she said it's real it's
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: real and we're here and.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: It's real it's real Jeff.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: I couldn't have said it better myself.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: I love it survivor is great.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: Because it's good Maggie how do you feel Jeff I
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: feel like I'm here it's real and you're here can
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: I tell.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: You something about where I'm at I'm here. So where
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: else can you be? Wherever you are, there you go.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: So Jenna says she's on the hot seat because people
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: are wary of her not connecting with anybody. And then
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: this is where Devin drops a bomb.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: On this tribal. Radical. Really unlikable, I'd say.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: Devin says that Jenna is someone who I feel like
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: if she makes it through tonight, she makes it to
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 5: the end.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: So I am 100%.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Going in that booth and writing down Jenna. It's such
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: a ridiculous thing to say! First try, what has she done?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: Aside from lying, she didn't lie.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: According to you guys, she didn't lie.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: What about her so far would make you believe if
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: we don't get her out tonight, she's going to the end? Nothing.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: He is such a piece of shit. That's crazy. She's
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: going to the end?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: Because you know he doesn't believe that. He just knows
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: that if he says that, it could potentially scare people.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: What do you mean he doesn't believe it?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: Radical honesty. He does not believe that she's going to
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: win the whole game. It's like when you meet somebody
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: for the first time in the jungle and you go,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: you're my number one. Without ever saying anything else. You
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: want to be my number one? You want to be
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: my number one?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: Me and Devin, we're going to run. You're the one
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: that I want?
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: Me and Devin.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 5: Obviously, me and Devin are going to rub a lot
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: of people the wrong way this season.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: I like how you have attached yourself to him.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: Because he's my player, and I see what he's doing,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: trying to change the game of Survivor, because it's not
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: just honor and integrity like you plebeians.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: Is that how you say that? Plebes? Plebes? Plebeians? Is
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: that how you say it? I don't know. Plebeians?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: It's not what you guys think. It's not just the
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: old honor and integrity.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. This is the evolution.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: This is radical honesty. And you guys aren't ready for it.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: I do like that he branded it. I do like that.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Me too.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: I want to get a t-shirt that says radical honesty
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: on it now.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: His radical honesty is telling somebody who's not lying that
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: they're a liar.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: So Jenna starts pleading her case. And people are whispering
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: right behind her as she's doing this. Jeff asked Pat
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 5: a question.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: You know Jeff is loving it.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: This is a big La Reveal Magnifico from Pat. So
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: Pat says, we've got two people who are amazing. And
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 5: Jeff goes, whoa, wait a second. Who's the second person?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 5: Because we've only been talking about one person this entire time.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: You can see the oh, fuck on Pat's face if
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: you rewatch this.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Really knocked her pants off. Yeah, Pat then just... But
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: you know what? It worked. She wanted... Jenna saved, right? Yeah,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: she wanted Jenna saved.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: So... And then so she says Aaliyah's name.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know if she meant to do this. She
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: got flipped up in the radical honesty. But it did
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: work out really well for her. I think you can
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: see it on her face. She did not mean to
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: do this. And everybody in the room was like, What
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: do you mean a second person? But Aaliyah, to this point,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: she did not know that she was an option. She
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: looked bored until this point. Yeah.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: So we get a live tribal to kick off the
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: open era. And this is when Devin said my favorite
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: thing in the whole tribal. He said, when radical honesty
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: enters into a stage where people are so guarded, poo-poo
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: hits the fan.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: You own you, and today I have to own me.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: This is where I was like, I don't like him.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: I love Devin.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: What does that mean, Fede?
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: You can tell he's an actor. I've told you guys
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: what it means.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: It means that when you enter a space of deceit,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 5: you know, a brood of vipers, if you will, kind
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: of like Jesus in the Bible, when Jesus would enter
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 5: into his space with his radical honesty, it would upset
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: the Pharisees.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: And that's what's happening here.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: When light enters the darkness. Yes.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: The idea that because radical means extreme.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Yep. So the idea of extreme honesty is so funny.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: God, that's so funny. This is where he was unlikable
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: for me. You can tell he's an actor because he
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: was putting on a show here and he was like
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: he really thought that he was like the puppet master
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: and he was like, I'm the star of this tribe.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: But he is.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: I would agree with you, but not in a likable way. Like, man,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 4: might be one of my new favorite villains.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: I will say also, we didn't really, are you going
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: to talk about him and Brady? Oh, yeah. So if
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: you want to bring that up. I'll touch on it.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: It comes out that Devin and Brady are buddies, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: They're brodies. Yes. And then Devin talks a little bit
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: about it, and he's like, this friendship doesn't make sense
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: right like he's a big uh buff wrestler guy and
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: this is handsome or handsome yes he says handsome wrestling guy.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: He said buff he it was about the body.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: And i'm you know this handsome gay.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 6: Guy i'm this big buff and brady goes you're.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: A cycler He was trying to help them. He was like, hey,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: you're more than your sexual identity. That or this is
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: how Brady found out that his best friend's gay. Oh, no.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: And he's like, no.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: No, Brody's woke.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: Brody's woke.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: There's no way that they spent three days together and
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: he's just now learning that Brody's woke.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: He wrestles for AEW. They're the woke ones. They're a cycler.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: They're the woke fed. Yeah, yeah. They're not WWE. Please
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: don't tell my best friend's gay. You're a cycler. You're
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: a cycler. I took it as, hey, you're more than
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: just your sexual identity. That's very true. I'm sorry, Brody,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: for judging you for thinking that you're homophobic based on
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: the way that that transpired. There's a really sweet way
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: to read it. There's a really unfortunate way.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: Pro wrestling is the most homoerotic thing in the world.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 5: Why do you think me and Chase love it so much?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Brody. Absolutely, Brody. So it's time to vote.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: And the first person eliminated from the open era is
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: my draft pick, Aaliyah, by a vote of six to two.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't see it coming. I thought Jenna was going.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: I thought Jenna was getting the I'm going home edit
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: the whole first episode.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: Right, because I was thinking about that. We get her
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: little backstory. We get that she's going through a tough time,
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: all that stuff. It makes sense.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: But the second that she's saved, I think it shows
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: us that she's actually gonna get a bit of like
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: an emily flippin i think that the the survivor story
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: for this season for her is going to be everyone
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: didn't like her they didn't trust her and then she's
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: going to become beloved and she's going to open up
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: and she's going to tell everybody that she is a
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: wedding photographer and she loves film photography.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: Here's how it's different than emily i mean i the
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 5: archetype i definitely like i said the energy i I
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: see that. But Emily is so funny because she dug
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: herself into that hole for no reason at all.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: If I can push back a second, Jeff.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: Jenna has this trauma and this stuff that she's trying
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: to run from. Yeah, that she doesn't want to bring up.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: And Emily is like, actually, hey, Bruce, you're an idiot.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: You know, Emily was more of like an unlikable. Abrasive. Yeah.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 4: Whereas Jenna is more of just uncomfortable in a shell.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's coming off as standoffish.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: But it's great. Like, I know nothing about Aaliyah. I
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: don't know a thing about her.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: And now she's gone.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: And now she's gone. I'm never going to know anything
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: about her. So I kind of, I was surprised that
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: it wasn't Jenna, especially because of how much Jenna was
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: pushed around. it seemed like such a quick switch what
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: if she wins be crazy it seemed like such a
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: quick switch for a few of those people to just
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: be like oh yeah we're but if i'm honest if
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: we're just basing this off of performance they made the
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: right choice yeah and also like i.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: Like when the edit gives us a shocking yeah yeah
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: i like when we're not always in the know of
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: who's going home.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: And people like Immediately we're wanting to know my reaction. Oh,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 5: is PD going to crash out like Chase? Even though
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: Chase doesn't do that anymore.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: He's enlightened.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: He apparently is not going to crash out this whole season.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: That's what he says.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: I did crash out last night, but I was a
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: little drunk.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: So does it count if you're drunk?
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you haven't crashed out this season. We threw
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: up last night.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I was re-enlightened.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: I think you have to crash out on this show
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: for it to count.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, cool. He threw up all of the bad... The bitterness.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, it was like a ritual.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But people were wondering how.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 5: I felt about my draft pick being the first boot, which,
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 5: I mean, there's no way around it.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: It's a little embarrassing. But....
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: It all goes back to radical honesty.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 5: And Aaliyah, I think she got removed because of the
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: radical honesty entering the space. And it's like, you know,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: if we're going to do this movement, we're going to
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 5: have some casualties and we have to be okay with that.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: It was my sixth pick out of seven. And the
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 5: journeys are going to be moving on stronger than ever.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 5: We want to thank Aaliyah for trying her best.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: But, you know, it is what it is. And you
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: should still lock in with me.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: What you're saying is people fear what they don't know.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: We don't know radical honesty. No, you don't. So we're
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: afraid of it. But once we really come to understand
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: it in the coming weeks, we're really going to... We're
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: going to join your side, probably. And if you want to.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 5: You know, the fans, they have a decision to make
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 5: for who to lock in with. If you want to
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 5: practice radical honesty, you could be a journey. If you
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 5: want to be a lying piece of shit. You could
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 5: be on Bran's team with Jenna.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: That's fine. If you want to do that, you can.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: And you also, in the process, join the clearly best
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: team out of all three of us. You say that.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 5: It's too early to tell.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: Well, let's explain for new fans. So we do a
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: thing where if you join the Patreon, you get to
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 4: officially lock in with one of our three drafted teams.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: And whichever team wins, if you're locked in with a team,
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: you get a prize. And you get to be part
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: of the winning team for that season.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: So you get to lock in. We might do draft.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: We might do draft. We might do trades. We might
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: do trades. We need to talk about that. We're about
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: to bring that up. Before we talk about that, I
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: do want to.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: Point out that last night during the Patreon live chat,
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: every time someone that was drafted on my team would
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: do something slightly wrong, PD would jump in the chat
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 4: and go, classic team chase. And then I want to
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 4: point this out because I'm enlightened. When PD's player went home,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 4: I thought about going in the chat and saying classic
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 4: team PD.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: Okay. But I didn't. Wow.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: Because you realize that would be incorrect.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: Because I am the bigger person and I am enlightened.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 5: But it couldn't be classic team PD because you had
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 5: the first boot the past two seasons. So this is
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 5: the new PD, but it's not going to continue to be.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 5: We're going to address some.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: You're going to be like Mike for the Yankees. You're
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: going to make some changes. All right.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: We're going to end the episode with deciding if any
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 4: of us want to make any trade proposals. And then
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 4: I actually do have something to play us out.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. You would think that I would be chomping
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: at the bit to make a panic move after I
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: lost a player in the first episode.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 5: But I don't think I'm interested.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: A reminder, you have Anna, Linnea, Tiaan. Tanan. Tanan. Tanan.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: Every time. Devin, Sharonda, Christian remaining. Yeah. So here's the thing.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: I think we're all going to be hesitant because we
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 4: don't know enough. What if we trade the winner? That's
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: the scary part. Someone that you think isn't doing very
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: well and you trade them away and then they win
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: the whole season.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: I'm willing to make a trade offer. Let's hear it.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: I'm willing to make a trade offer. I want to
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: hear it.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 5: Did you see that devious look on his face when
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 5: he said that?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: I am interested, PD, in Sharonda. Interesting. How are you
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: feeling about Sharonda?
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 5: I feel like she is one of the players that
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 5: is in the best position for my team.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: She didn't get a ton of screen time this episode.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 5: She didn't, but the screen time that she got was
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 5: about connections that she was making.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: That's true. Are you remotely interested in a Sharonda for
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: Kilby and Eric trade? Whoa, both Kilby and Eric for Sharonda.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: That's kind of a wild. Petey, you could actually come
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: out on top from that trade because you would immediately
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: go back to having all of your players in the game.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 5: But the thing about Sharonda is that I like her.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: I don't want Eric and Kilby on my team.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Bran. I'm going to reject that proposal. Kilby
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: could go far. That was a generous offer.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 5: I think y'all were worried about how Sharonda was going
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 5: to do personality-wise. I think she's already showing that she
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 5: can connect with people really fast.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: Are you interested in a one-for-one Kilby for Pantless Pat? No,
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: Pat's actually my favorite. Is she? Okay. Yeah. I can't
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: leave Pat. I would be willing to make a trade
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: with Maggie. And Alexis didn't talk. And I would be
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: willing to make a trade with Alexis.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 5: But what if Alexis is like a Rachel situation?
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: Dude, what's so funny is during the draft, we didn't
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: remember Alexis. And to this moment, I also don't remember Alexis.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, she said one thing. Which was?
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: The one thing was get rid of Eric.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: I would be willing to even make a trade with
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 4: Brady involved. I'd be willing to make a trade with
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 4: Mike involved, but it would have to be a good,
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 4: it would have to be a good offer from either
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 4: of you.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: What are you, what are you looking at my team?
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: What are you interested in? What would you do for Maggie?
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: If you were going to let Maggie go, I love it. Maggle.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: I would do a one, one Maggie for Carter. You're insane.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm not going to let Carter go.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: But if we're going to do a two one, you
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: want to trade your final pick for my second pick. Yeah. Crazy. Well,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: I was just saying what I would be willing to do. One,
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: one on one, like one for one. Yeah. Uh, I
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: obviously really like jelly. You're not giving up jelly. No,
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I obviously, it seems like you're wanting to
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: get rid of Kilby and Eric. I'm open to it.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: Um, I would do a lot for Rob. Would you
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: be willing to give up Rob at all?
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: What are you willing to give me for Rob? I'd
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: be willing to give you Maggie, Alexis, and Mike.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: Brandon, I think you should take that. I'll give you three.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: Players for Rob. Maggie, Mike, and Alexis. Yeah. He has
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: an idol. Yeah. Interesting offer, though, huh? Three players for Rob.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: If Rob goes home next week, you're in a fucking
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: great spot. You wouldn't do Rob for Pat? No, no.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: I need Pat.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 4: Pat is one of my favorite players in the season
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 4: right now. Now, that's a decision that I could go
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: on to regret very soon. Because I do think Rob
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 4: could win the whole season.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: I don't feel super... Strong about any of the three
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: players that you are offering me. Brady? So even though
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: it gives me three additional players, two additional players, they're
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: not players that I'm super jazzed about. Mike is interesting. Maggie,
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: I liked Maggie more than I thought that I was
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: going to. She was one of those few players that
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: her stock rose a little bit. She didn't say much.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: Do you not want to get involved at all in
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: these negotiations? No, I like my people. Okay. But we
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: only have one more week after this. And then we're
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: fully locked after two. So you're not even interested at all.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 5: Now, the season started with Anna being the first one
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 5: to speak and then Devin. And I was like, okay,
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: I feel pretty good about my squad. Do you think
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 5: Anna could go on to win this season?
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 5: Yes, I do.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: I did not get that from the first episode.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 5: And you didn't think that D could either. You were
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 5: shocked when I picked her.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, traditionally I'm wrong, but I mean, I'm just
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: saying how I feel. I just don't think it's going
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: to go for.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 5: I think what's important is just being shown. And if
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 5: you do a little goofy voice thing and they make time.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: For it, you're stuck.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 4: Goes up i guess so uh brand the last thing
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 4: that i'd be willing to negotiate is brady is on
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 4: the table if you want brady um i would go
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 4: through it i would do a one one trade for
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 4: brady you do it one one yeah depending on who
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 4: you're offering.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: Kilby? Mm-mm. Wrong. Eric? Mm-mm. It would have to be
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: one of your... I think that Brady is a strong player. Jenna?
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: Remind me what Jenna did.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 5: No, Jenna.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, Jenna.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: She lied about her.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: She lied about it. She's down, but we talked about
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: how she could have the rise. Yeah, but I don't
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: know if I see her... Yeah, I don't know. Do
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: you see Brady winning? I don't see Brady winning, but
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: I see him going far. I feel the same way
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: about Jenna. Okay.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: Okay. And there's no trades. No trades. No trades this week.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: He'll be for Maggie.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 4: That's a trade. I would be interested in revisiting next week. Let's,
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 4: let's revisit this next week. We've got a, maybe that's.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: A, maybe next week, next week, it's might be a
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: different trade. That's okay. If you want the trade, it
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: has to happen now. I'm willing to wait. I'm willing
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: to wait.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: So Rand's saying it's off the table if you don't
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: take it.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: It's off the table. Oh, well, that's okay. I'm not
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: that willing to do it. But I was like, that
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: is when I'd be willing to. Well, I'll just say this.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: Next week, any trade offer that you offer me that
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: involves Kilby, automatic decline. Well, I don't want Kilby. But
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: you might after next week. Once he finds his footing.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 5: We'll see if that happens.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: He would have to have the showing of a lifetime
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 4: for me to want him that badly next week.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: He'll be Eric for Maggie. Again, I would be willing
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: to make that trade, but I want to think about it.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: That's a different trade. You can't say again when it's
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: a different trade. Let's just talk about it next week.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: I want some time to think about it. I don't
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: want to think about it. I want to do it now.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: I want to think about it. We'll talk about it
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: next week.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: And I'm not interested in trading.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 5: any of my players away and cheapening my evaluation process.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 5: And what am I going to just get on here
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 5: and be like, Oh, I was wrong.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: No. Okay. All right. Well, let's get out of here.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: You're high on all of your players. That's insane because
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: you have some Christian. Yeah. Well, I actually think Christian couldn't,
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's the worst. Did Christian say anything?
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: Christian read the note. He did great at the puzzle.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: He did great at the puzzle. He did great at
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: the puzzle. I mean, all right, cowards. I'm here to
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: make moves. You guys.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 5: I'm here to make moves in the draft and then
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 5: stick by my decisions.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 4: This is an important season for me. I need to win, Bran,
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 4: so I'm taking it seriously. If you could play the
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 4: sound drop for me.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: Are we leaving? Should I say bye? What's happening right now?
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: I was going to do a little something and then
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: we can say bye.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. All right, that's fine. It's nothing special. Nothing crazy.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: It's Jonathan. Come on in now, Brody. It's challenge time now, Brody.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 3: Less intense now, Brody. Now bring it in. Now bring
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: it in. Now, Brody, we a team now. You're on
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 3: my team now. You got to slow it down. Let
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 3: me show you how.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: You're too aggressive, pal. Now let it go. It's challenge time.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: You're going to scare the hoes. Grab the boxes. Toss
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: and throw. Yelling, dog, you got to let it go.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: Because before you know, you're going to lose control. You're
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: going to break the flow. You're going to get some votes.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: Better hope you don't lose because Devin's ain't going to
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: save your ass. Devin's got to go too. Devin's got
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: to go too. Brody, We on the same team. You
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: got to do better. Fresh Listerine. Let me tell you something.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: We on the same team. You got to do better.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: Got to do better.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 3: Now, Brody.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: I didn't know the instrumental went this much. It's another
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: three minutes. Is that it? I can freestyle for three minutes.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: We don't need that. We don't need that, Brody. That
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: went hard.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much for watching episode one of
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: the new era. That's right. The open era. We'll be
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: back on Saturday or Sunday or Monday. One of those
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: days we'll be back and we'll be doing this.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 2: Saturday, Sunday, Monday.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 5: There will be a day where we do the sanctuary,
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 5: and it'll be with Jax and Justin, our new sanctuary crew.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: And they will be giving their more visceral reactions.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to be pitching things for the open era.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes. Hey, join the Patreon if you're interested in
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: making the merch. Merch. ChaseBridges.store to get merch. Lock in
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: with one of our three teams. With mine. Now tell
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: them again. Now, bro. Patreon. Tell him again now, Brody.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 5: Radical honesty.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Brody. See you next week. All right. That was fun.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: That was a great episode. Yeah. Great work.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 5: Man, you see how great it is with Jonathan going, hey,
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 5: you're about to hear some ads. Keep the lights on
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 5: here at the old studio. I'm trying to do a
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 5: brand impression because, yeah, this is Petey, by the way.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 5: If I did fool you into thinking I'm brand, this
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 5: is Petey. This is Petey because I forgot to have
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 5: the brand saying that clip ready. And so I was like,
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 5: I could just put in a bunch of silence and
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 5: then do the ads.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: But then I was like, you know what? I'll do
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: my own.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 5: And so that's, yeah, that's why I'm here now. But
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 5: now I'm like, you know, I could just keep going.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 5: I could do a whole other podcast right now. And
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 5: they're not here to stop me. But I probably won't
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 5: do that. I'll just say, you know, continue to practice
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 5: radical honesty. And you should probably lock in with me.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 5: Because the other two... Ooh, I should, like, do an
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 5: evil laugh at the end of this. The other two,
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 5: they're going down. And there is nothing they can do
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 5: to stop it.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: ha ha ha!