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Indiana Jones - Club Obi Wan vs The Kali Ma's · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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Hello, and welcome to gate Leapers, the pop culture game show that shines
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a spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your games master, and look,
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if this is your first time listening, what I normally do here is say
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the time the villain of the franchise that this episode is about, to give
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our players a thematic sense of who they're playing against, and to generally ease
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players into a space that's familiar with them. The problem is, with Indiana
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Jones, it's always Nazis, and in the last decade, Nazis have come
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back in a very real way. So if I say I'm a Nazi,
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will you understand that I'm not like storming the capitol or banning bugs or anything
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of that shit. I'm more suggesting I'm the sort of action villain Nazi from
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now teen eighties franchises like this one. Yeah, I don't think that's better.
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Yeah, I don't think that's better. Matt, Matt Watson, Matt
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Watson. But of course we couldn't play these games without our team captains a
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pair of Fedora wearing rogues, but don't worry, they're not in cells.
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First, she wields a whip, but I'm not supposed to talk about our
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sex life on the podcast. It's Oldra Stevenson. Hello, Hello Odra,
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and he's scared of snakes. But I'm not supposed to talk about our sex
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life on this podcast. It's Jason to Win. Matt, why did you
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make why did you make me read this? Why said? Why did you
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make me read this? That's really rude. And you've really already started off
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by saying you're a Nazi at the beginning. Yea, this is rude.
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That's not doing the accent for you. No, I didn't. It doesn't
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say that. If I actually gave you a script of funny things to say,
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would you even read it? I have in the past. I don't
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know. Okay, Captain's good to good to be here with Indiana Jones.
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But where's your where's your knowledge at? With doctor Jones? I don't know
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if you're gonna keep this part for the podcast, oh yes, But for
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the patron listeners, Matt, this is I only have the hat this high
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because of the yeah, yeah, we're we're in it. Yeah, well
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hard No, you've you've got a fedora. Yeah, you're wearing a fedora.
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It's gray for the patron viewers, which in the Kingdoms of the Crystal
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Skull. Sometimes it's great, Okay your knowledge that yeah, no one,
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And then the jacket jacket it's very indeed, Yeah, very indeed, Jones,
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I was in a phase where I really wanted to dress like it was
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the forties. Oh yeah, well I know you're an Okay, Uh No,
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I really love this. I only recently watch this entire film trilogy,
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and I have not shut up about it since. So that's probably a good
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portion of why this episode exists. Maybe, yeah, I'm sucking into it.
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I'm I'm I'm excited. I'm stoked. Game. No, it's I'm
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glad you're excited. But the reason why we're doing it is the SEO from
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Dial of Destiny will be there. Everyone's watching for sure, Yeah, definitely
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definitely. What about yourself, I have a moderate knowledge. I've watched the
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original trilogy, yes, but I haven't watched much else. Um, I
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know that there's a lot of ancillary content. Sure, I've not engaged with
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any of it. Oh that's a shame, because that's all of the questions
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are about the ancillary contents. Fuck, I shouted away from the microphone.
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But I don't know if I shouted loud enough. So what was fuck?
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Okay, ancillary media, you're talking about Lego Indiana Jones the video game,
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right, oh exclusively? Yes, Well, it sounds like to play these
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games about Indiana Jones, you'll each need to team up with someone from your
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past, or a trite stereotype, or your dad. So Jason, who
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is your teammates today? Definitely my dad of those three. He's a combook
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artist, a podcaster and host of Exploration the podcast. It's John Williams.
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Not not that one, Hello this one. Hello John. Hello. Yeah,
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I abandoned you as a child. You might be you might be my
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dad. Hello John, Welcome back to the podcast. It's so good to
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have you back. Thank you so much for having me. I'm super stoked.
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I love me some Indiana Jones and um yeah ready for it? Yeah?
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So what what's your relationship with Indiana Jones as like as a franchise,
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as a fandom. It's it is a it is a lifelong passion. It's
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not an obsession, but I mean, it's it's up there. You know.
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I've I've I've been watching those movies since I was a little kid,
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even though my mom wouldn't let us have Temple of Doom in the house,
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you know, Mormon household heart, ripping out buggy cults, you know it.
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It didn't agree with her, but but Punch and Nazis was okay.
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Yeah, hell yeah, Mom. I've loved the just straight up serial adventure
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stylings of it, just my entire life. It's it's a huge inspiration to
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me when I'm when I'm creating or when we're creating comic books together, and
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I've I've dressed up as Indiana Jones. I don't know how many times for
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Halloweens. So it's it's it is part of my being. I love Indiana
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Jones. Yeah, I'm feeling good about that. Well, not like Superman,
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but you know, when you wear it for Halloween is a traditional brown
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fedora doing it correctly, unlike Jason here. Yeah, I could never quite
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get the jacket right. But become a non traditional Indiana Jones. I like
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to think if if Short Round ever became Indie, that would yeah. Oh
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and I and I hope, I hope. I'm not stepping across any lines
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or anything, Jason. But in the first issue of Space Odditys, we
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do say hold onto your potatoes and do you guys and I think time for
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love? Yeah, oh, hold on to you. But you hadn't seen
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India at that point, right, that's true India at that point, so
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fat play. Yeah Templed, Yeah, I didn't watch Templed dude by that,
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Yeah for sure. So I'm going to reread that. Great reason to
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read space. Audit ya get the plug in early. Absolutely, okay,
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fantastic team. Now let's move on over to Audra. Who is joining you?
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Well, you know, incredible coincidence. Jason, my teammate, is
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also a comic book writer, a podcaster and host of Gee Exploration the podcast.
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It's Ben Robinson. How about I really need to work on our on
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our diversity an inclusion over here very down the same line. Ben's got better
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hair, fantastic mustache. At the moment that I saw Elio briefly came in
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and were like, oh, I've just been chopping up mates, I was
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like, well, that's a that's a butcher, right, that that's a
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Victorian. Yeah. The blood on the apron also sold it for me.
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Yes, yes, I soe. Ben. Welcome back to the podcast.
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Always get to have you on the show. Thanks for having me I'm always
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willing to come back. I haven't burned a bridge. It's a good day.
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Oh yes, just trying to remember if they know they don't burn the
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bridge in template Doom, so I can't make a reference that. I'm going
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to move on. Ben. What's your relationship with the Indiana Jones franchise?
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I mean similar to John like I grew up with Indiana Jones like it was
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just a one of the big adventure movies of my childhood, so I've loved
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it before. Ever, I'm not as much of a fanatic as John is,
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so he's probably got a bit of an advantage on me there. But
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he also recently, much like Jason, rewatched the entire trilogy, right,
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I did not talking about it. Yeah, I was going to watch the
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just the fourth one before the fifth one because I didn't want to compare the
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new one to it to all the classics. I did end up watching Raiders
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with Angelina because she wanted to, but I was waiting until after seeing Dial
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and I still haven't seen Dial, so bitching good because I haven't. I
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haven't seen any of them since we did our episode like four years ago.
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So episode two Indiana Jones, this episode one Superman. No, it was
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okay for that episode? Is us as Indian short round? Nice? Who's
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short round? I think it's me? Yeah, it was just surprising,
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fantastic stuff. Oh, I'm sure the teams are somewhat balanced. It's it's
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I think it's gonna be a fun one today. The movie trilogies or series
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usually are, and I think we've that's all of us. Haven't seen Dial
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of Destiny? Is that good? Good? Correct? I've got nothing on
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Dial of Destiny? Incredible? Thank you. Okay, teams, you've arrived
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in the jungles of Peru to recover a golden idol, and I'm absolutely certain
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you can trust your companion. So I'd like each pair to come up with
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an Indie themed team name. Please let's start with Jason and John or Johnson.
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Oh, kind of boring, Actually, don't go hold on Indiana Johnson.
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Yeah. Oh, I'm so sorry. That's better than any team name
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I have for us. Speaking of which, John, I'm sure you have
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some great names. I as classically on the show, have some terrible ones
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I thought of on the car right before I got here. Yeah, so
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I've got the Gimmalian fezzes. Uh, because that's just crazy. The Gimille's
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just in these Yeah, yeah, it's just salah, Yeah, that's crazy.
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I've got uh, Alfred Molina's career of spiders foreshadowed with that is the
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name. That is a long team name. It is it's you know,
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it's listen, don't knock it. Uh. And then I've got this is
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this one's my favorite. Okay, I got the Oki Doki potatoes, the
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Oki Doki potato. Yeah, okay, pretty Have you got any ideas,
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John, I've got a couple of There's the the THUGGI of course. Okay,
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yes, there's the Club Obi WANs Oh that's right from what was it?
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If there was a way to shorten it? The the X never marks
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the spots. Okay, that is good, not X spots or the I
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think there's one more. I mean, that's that's slightly shorter than Jason's.
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Yeah, the I hate snakes. I hate snakes. Oh that's good,
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I hate snakes or the snakes. It belongs in a museums. All of
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these quotes and references are so long on though they don't make the snappy team
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names not at all, just cover the longest one. How how long can
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we make one. You know, it's not it's not about the years,
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it's about the mileage babies. Why didn't Indie say something snappy? You know?
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Why do you have like a snappy one liner instead? He has to
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say these full sentences. Don't call me junior? Oh, don't call me
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junior? Yeah, okay, I'm need to find the lines from you as
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a team. Take it, Jason, which one? Which one? It's
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such a hard such a hard choice. What's the longest I had? I
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had a snappy one too, and it just went right out of my head.
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I got some Which one do you want to make? Matt say?
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Over and over? That's way. Which one is the best for the lightning
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rounds? Right? Like? Like if we're, if we're, I've already
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forgotten all the ones you just said. That's the mark of a good name.
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Yeah. The one that could that shouts out to me is the club
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Obi WANs. I'll be honest, okay, and then we need to go
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quick. We can just say Obi wan Yeah. I think yeah, saying
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Obi one is gonna be nice and snappy for us, the club Obi Ones.
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Yeah, I like it. I like that. It's like a different
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Fandoms reference. For the team name for this, I do kind of like
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that. Yeah, Like I know it's them referencing their own one. Because
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if you let us me and John is going to sit here and be like
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she snores when she sleeps. That's our team name. Indiana Jones enters.
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There are people at the bar, so we have the club obi Ones.
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But let's find out who they'll be facing. Ben Audra Boudra. I tried
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my hardest. I have a couple a couple of them, the bad dates
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and no ticket that I couldn't remember. Damn well done. That just a
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sp I mean, I'm a big fan of that. Yeah, but I
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did. I did have an idea that it's bad but Indiana something that rhymes
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with Jones. So I brought up rhyme zone um, Indiana top ones,
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Indiana bones. Yeah, that's probably a poor and parody. Oh god,
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it probably is. It has to be. If it's not on, let's
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make it. Let's yep. Yeah, next projects for this gang um at
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the end of a long lecture, Indiana Drones when he's rocking out with music
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that is not around at his time, Indiana ramones Um. Have you got
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Indiana pones like Pones? Your opponent kind of thing like the on this online
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speak. No, this one didn't have it. It did have postpones,
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and that's when your final exam is a little bit later out. I don't
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know, be raiding something. Do you have any ideas? Ben? Oh
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yeah, I thought of three. Uh, but the first one that came
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to mind was the fertility idols. Oh, yes, good. The second
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one was it had to be snakes it. Then I think that like the
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third one most the uh the Kalima shucked it shucky days. Don't make me
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do it. I mean, I'm also going to remind you of no ticket,
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just get under the skin of your opponent. The thing I like about
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Kelly, the Kelly Mass shooky Days, it's because we're going to we're going
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to rip the hearts out of our opponents. Okay, okay, then you're
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really ripping Matt's hard. I can shollen it to the Kelly Mas if you're
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happy to go with it, So it's fine by me. I'm also down
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to spite John. It's just I just got that. Yeah. Yeah,
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it's bad dates, but it also is like self depreciating as though we were
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bad dates. Yeah, it's it's good. Yeah, like that was a
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bad date for Willie Scott, one long bad date. The burden of decision
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upon me already in this episode, No wrong answers at this stage of the
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game. Yeah, are there any points on this? It's not not yet.
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It's maybe season four to Kellie Mass, let's go with that one.
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So what was the full title? Ben Kelli Mass SHOOKTI Day? Is that
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what they say? Like, is that like the trance phrase or whatever?
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That's what the guy doing the heart ripping says. Okay, so we've got
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the club Obi Ones versus the Kellie Mass Shookdi Days. I guess yeah,
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you said, so you're the boss, all right, And if you're listening
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to this and thinking, well, I'm along for the ride, I guess.
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But I don't know my Indiana Jones from my Quincy Jones. Don't worry
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his ultra with a little segment we like to call the dated references. We're
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doing a nineteen eighties franchise. I was like, who else is called Jones?
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I don't know Quincy. There's not many people with the last named Jones.
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Give him crazy. It was Tom Jones. That's also like that same
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era here and Thriller we're the same year, so I think they were both
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having a big year. Then Okay, yeah, there we go, So
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don't worry his soldier with a little segment we like to call passing knowledge.
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Indiana Jones is a media franchise that follows the adventures of a whip wielding archaeologist
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who is also coincidentally known as Indiana Jones, Jones Stuck, Jones, Boy
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Copies. The series consists of five films, a prequel TV series, numerous
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video games, comics, and tie in novels. And I'm certain we've all
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done our research and consumed more than just the nineteen eighties original trilogy. Yes,
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ye, Americans, you're the same. These are addressing for the occasions.
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I J. I call him I J now. I J was created
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by George Lucas, who came up with the idea when he got bored making
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a Star War. Lucas pitched the idea to Steven Spielberg, and the rest
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is history, which belonged in a museum. Yes, su time, I've
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had to reclaim my property from you that belongs I J. I'm sticking to
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it. I Jay is played by the legendary Harrison Ford. So there are
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a lot of nap bricks during the filming of this final adventure, the Dial
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of Destiny. Thank you, Ordre. I hope that caught everyone up on
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this franchise. And if not, I mean, come on, who hasn't
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seen at least one Indiana Jones film? Just just just babies? I reckon.
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What baby shouldn't be listening to this podcast is flus. You know that's
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how I watched it. Yeah, everyone's seen an Indiana Jones see it?
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Come on? Okay, Just before we get to today's games, I've asked
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each player to bring in a muse, something that inspires them or something they
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love from this particular fandom. Indiana Jones is inspiring to me because he was
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the inspiration for Uncharted Nathan Drake, the Millennials. Indiana Jones he's just like
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Indie, except he also talks about his feelings and plays crash bandicoots. Jason,
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We'll start with you, what's inspiring you from the world of Indie?
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So I am new to this world. I did not watch it as a
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kid. But what I'm bringing what inspires me about this world is over this
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summer, I had my brother who people know is twelve, and my cousin
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who's of a similar age, and we just kind of marathon the movie and
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it was just a very nice time of just like like, I don't know
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people know this about me, Like I'm kind of like a young dad.
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It's kind of weird. Yeah. I get a lot of joy out of
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children's happiness and stuff like that, Yeah, despite not having any children on
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my own that I know of, And it was just very gratifying to share
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this memory in the summer with these boys, just like watching a very fucking
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fun and great movie series. Like we watched Transformers Rise to the Piece in
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the same week, and that's like a fine movie. But these movies were
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just fucking fun, yes, and enjoyable in every second. And I could
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see just them like huddled up against a popcorn bucket, and I feel like
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that's a similar origin to Ben and John. Just yeah, like different generations
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pick upon exactly Jones just now. And so that's very cool to be able
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to bring that. So it's a new generations. It fat your muse is
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the lights in a child's eyes? Why do you like? Get stop funny?
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It's it's genuine. It's good, but it's a genuine thing. Yeah,
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Yeah, good mus good good experience. Welcome to the Indiana Jones Club.
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Thank you. Membership is five dollars a month. Okay, let's move
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on over to your teammate John. What's inspiring you from Indiana Jones. All
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right, I'm I'm truly sorry guys that I have to retread a little bit
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because in similar to the Superman episode, like this is something that's been a
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part of me for my entire life. So it's hard to find one solid
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thing that just really get it's me going about about the the Indiana Jones franchise.
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So just like the Superman and same composer himself, it's the music,
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Like I I throw on I throw on an Indiana Jones soundtrack. You hear
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the little bump them like like you're you're ready, You're in, You're you're
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ready to You're you're galloping on a horse. You're gonna go punch a Nazi.
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You know, Um, yeah, I know, I know. Ben
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has trouble distinguishing like Superman and Star Wars, I do have a little trouble
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sometimes with with Marion's theme and Leah's theme, you know, with like the
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withing strings and stuff. But these Indiana Jones soundtracks are so well crafted to
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each of their their own adventures, you know, like like the first one
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is just one hundred percent throwback serial adventure, you know, it's it's action
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hero stuff. In the second, in Temple of Doom, you get you
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get some really like mystical sounding stuff, you know, and you're dealing with
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cults. And then in in Last Crusade, you're going right back on to
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you know, like an actual crusade, you know, like an actual yeah,
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march towards something great and a ride off into the sunset. You know,
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like these these soundtracks are so good. Yeah, those are reviews.
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Those inspire me. Yeah, yeah, fantastic mus Once again, even if
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you are retreading the soundtrack Footsteps, it's yeah, it's just the music is
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brilliant. We also rewatch these films in the past couple of weeks, and
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yeah, the music is spectacular. Great mus always good to be inspired by
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music. Let's move on over to the Calli Mas. I'm just gonna say
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that, I'm just gonna keep it easy. Let's move to the Calli Mars,
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and we'll start with Ben. What's inspiring you from Indiana Jones. Mine's
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a bit more grim. But my, okay, my, I think what's
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inspiring me about Indiana Jones in this moment is the growing inevitability that dial of
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destinies is just going to fail. So okay, yeah, and I'm into
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it. I'm here for it. Like I'm like, I love me some
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Indiana Jones and it would have been great if there was like some really great
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movies made. But I'm also really okay with it. Just get it,
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get it, getting retired and not having to to dig up the grave here,
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Like it's like the ill think I thought of an analogy. It's like
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the Guttenberg printing Press, Like it was amazing revolutionary it you know, inspired
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a lot of things and produced a lot of things, but it's just not
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practical anymore, and no one really knows how to use it. So it
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you know, this podcast is still released on printing press. I will have
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you know. So you know Lucas LucasArts your local page boy, Um yeah,
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Lucas Arts belongs in a museum. It Like it's fine, They're done
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within them really creative or good or interesting, And I'm okay with that,
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Like it doesn't diminish the greatness of Indiana Jones to stop dragging this guy out
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of his uh you know, would be a retirement and parading him out like
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he's an action star. Still yeah, no, you guys can't free John
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Is is breathing down the rage. Let's say, I am one of the
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few people here who've watched Kingdom of the Chrystal Skull recently. Sure, yea
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many many bad things about that movie. But Harrison Ford at the age of
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sixty looks really fucking good. Sure this is about this is about dial of
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Destiny, This is about Dialo Destiny. But for eighty I bet you for
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eighty Yes, I mean yeah, Harrison Ford, I'm sure is not the
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weak point of the film. Like I'm yeah, Yeah, he's gonna come
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in and he's gonna do a good job doing his thing. Um, but
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you know, one man does not a good film make. That's true.
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That's true. Yep, that's good. I mean, it's it's grim,
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it's but it's good to be people. You know, people come on this
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podcast. They get inspired by pass if things, be inspired by the light
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in a child's eyes, by music, things like that. But sometimes it's
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just good to you know, really bring bring everything down and be like yeah,
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Actually, something's a shit, Ben Ben Ben really knew how to shake
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me to my core. That was some intimidation tactics right there. I don't
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even I don't even know if I can go on. Oh my god,
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good luck to a good game today. Finally, oldro, what is inspiring
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you from Indiana Jones? I am inspired by that girl in Indiana Jones class
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who writes I love you on her eyelids. Yes to blink at Indiana Jones.
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I love that. I think it's the funniest thing. I think it's
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the most hilarious thing, so much so that I even tried to do it.
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I wrote fuck you on my eyelids. I did it like an hour
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ago, and it is already. That was like a story like Madrea is
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saying, great school. It's already today an hour recording in order to be
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an intimidation tacting gets to you, guys, it already melted off. So
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this this woman one, she had forethought to like it before class two.
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She had the creativity to come up with this idea. Three, She had
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the dexterity with which to craft the letters like symmetrically and looking like letters while
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looking in a mirror. Mine did not look that good. Three. She
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has an incredible makeup primer through the entire forty five minute lecture What if it
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was a double What if it was an hour and a half lecture by Indiana
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Jones? And it stayed put? She is a renaissance woman. Yeah,
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the star of the series. Would you say, Yeah, I just want
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you to We're gonna put this in video editing and posts. Just blink a
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couple of times, slowly, like you're a cat into the into the camera.
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Okay, yeah, yeah, yea. It will just be smudges on
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my eyelid. I'm gonna I'm just I'm gonna put it in in post.
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Oh you're gonna do that in post, are you? Yeah? We're gonna
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keep that in for the y right with the lights, with the lights,
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I don't even know if you can see it in that. That's going to
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be a clip. It's good to be inspired by minor characters. I always
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think that's fun. It is a good iconic moment within the film. They
26:12
brought it back for Dial of Destiny. She she has still game question mark
26:17
written. Yeah. She has to like pull them down a little bit,
26:22
like get her eyebrows up so that they don't wrinkle. She goods stuff.
26:29
I think I think everyone's suitably inspired. I think it's time for some time
26:32
some games. Yeah, let's great themes. Let's climb aboard that plane and
26:37
hope there's not a snake in the cockpits as we fly into a round one.
26:48
Round one is our trivia round, and it's called Temple of the Fun,
26:52
like the Temple of the Sun from the Last Crusade. Our dynamic duos
26:56
will take turns making their way through a series of questions and challenges to reach
27:02
the Holy Grail aka five points. Four challenges per team. Complete each one
27:07
to earn a point. Complete all four without getting impaled or crushed or turned
27:11
into old bones, and you'll get the Holy Grail the bonus fifth point.
27:17
Now, there's going to be a lot of deciding who goes first and second
27:19
in this series. So to help me, I have a shiny dabloon very
27:23
adventurer THEMS. Okay, it's a quarter, so we're going to do that
27:27
now to find out who will be facing the trial. So John heads or
27:32
Tails heads. It is tails perfect poorly so the Kelly Mars. Then,
27:42
would you like to go first or second? First? I guess I mean
27:47
I y yeah, yeah, Okay, you're gonna go first. Sure,
27:52
So you are answering the temple of the Sun. So we begin the trials
27:56
with a ceiling that's crushing down upon you. I oh, that's not actually
28:00
from that film, but I couldn't make anything work with circular saws coming out
28:03
of the ground. So as the as the ceiling is crushing down upon you,
28:08
you will need to do the following. If as a team, you
28:11
can name seven countries featured in the Indiana Jones movies in the next thirty seconds,
28:18
you will score a point and both of you can just yell out things.
28:22
I'll count them all. Cool, three, two, one, go
28:26
Nepal, Turkey, Um of America, United States, Yeah yeah, Brazil,
28:37
um, Germany, Berlin, ye, Germany in the country, yes,
28:41
yes, seconds. Did they go to Morocco, Tanzania? Yep,
28:48
uh no, you're five seconds? One more is right? Oh no,
28:56
not England. I'm sorry, you are crushed. There is no point you
28:59
got. You got six. I think the big ones you were missing were
29:03
a temple of doom like China and India, India, Italy, oh totally
29:10
this also Italy, yes, Austria as well, Syria, you could have
29:14
had Greece in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I'm so sorry. Six very
29:19
close though, no point there. This isn't Indiana Jones actual. So you
29:25
didn't die. You'll move on to your next trial. And you see a
29:29
series of letters on the floor in front of you. Were definitely firmly in
29:33
the territory of the Last Crusade now, and you will need to spell the
29:37
correct answer back and forth between you as a pair. Now. The main
29:42
villain in Raiders of the Lost Arc is a French archaeologist named Renee Block.
29:48
Going one letter at a time back and forth. You must spell his name
29:51
to pass the trial. Who would like to start? I can? Are
29:56
you game? I mean it's easy. I'm really easy for this. I'm
29:59
real offident on the first letter. Yeah, do you want to kick it
30:04
off? Then? Yeah? Sure be Oh and you've already failed. I'm
30:14
so sorry you It's E. Bellock. Yeah. Oh. I thought the
30:21
joke was that it's going to be spelled like Bollock joke in the script.
30:26
I thought that was the joke the whole time, isn't his name was Bollock,
30:30
but he insisted everybody called it was slightly different from I thought it was
30:36
a Frankenstein from Young Frankenstein. Is what was happening? I'm so sorry.
30:41
If only they'd punched up that script with more jokes. Okay, next step,
30:48
next trial, no points so far. It is time to take your
30:51
leap of faith. I'm going to ask a question with a two word answer.
30:55
So someone needs to nominate themselves to be the person who was going to
30:57
say the first word, and then then their partner will hopefully be able to
31:02
complete the answer by saying the second word. So who is going to say
31:07
the first word? Well, it didn't work out for me to go well
31:08
to go first last time, so I'll go second this time. Okay,
31:14
Okay, Audrey, you're going first. Okay, here's the question. In
31:18
the Temple of Doom. What song is sung by Willie at the very start
31:22
of the film, anything goes Yes. That's the points. I know that
31:33
you took your leap of faith and it worked out. You get a shiny
31:36
point, and finally we have arrived at your multiple choice question. Choose wisely
31:41
and the point will be yours. Choose poorly and you'll crumble to dust.
31:45
I have that power. Now here's the question. You can work as a
31:49
team for this one. Indiana Jones is named after the dog. But what
31:53
breed of dog is Indiana? Is it a a husky, a bloodhound,
32:00
C a German Shepherd or D A Laborator retriever? Uh? Um. All
32:07
I can think about is the fact that they live in a very hot climate
32:10
and that would kill a husky. Well, I mean this was George Lucas's
32:15
actual dog. Oh, I thought it was how we were referencing the dog
32:20
that he was named after in the actual k Fame. Yeah, I don't
32:23
think that. Oh, it's both. Yes, that dog was not one
32:27
of any of those breeds. When I watched the movie, I might not
32:31
be looking like interesting. My brain originally went to Golden retriever, but I
32:36
don't know why because I don't know this answer. Let's go with your instinct,
32:39
because maybe it's like buried in a like a recess of something that I'm
32:45
not bringing anything laborator retriever. He sounded disappointed when you hell, but he's
32:52
not given me one, I know he So John did go? Do you
32:58
agree with me that it might not be a dog in the movie? Um?
33:02
Is that a movie? A different pot? I don't really. I
33:05
don't really even remember a dog in the movie. Okay, okay, there's
33:08
one. Yeah, there's one in the beginning of Last Crusade to remember.
33:15
I don't think that spoil as anything because it's not sure. Yes, let's
33:19
go with Labrador retriever because I can't remember. Yeah, a Fantasia is you
33:24
know, I got nothing in my head, can't you're going with Labrador retriever.
33:30
Yeah, you have chosen poorly. It's John. Would you like to
33:35
reveal what it is? I believe it's a husky. It is a husky.
33:38
That's cruel, you know, I would have guessed that because I thought
33:42
it was for some reason, an Australian shepherd or what is it shepherd?
33:45
Australian Geman is what I had on the list of Australian shepherds. Look more
33:51
like Lassie than huskies. Yeah, picking I think that. I think that's
33:54
what I was thinking. Yes, that's kind of like a husky too,
33:57
because yeah, haired dogs. Yeah, yeah, that's my racist eye.
34:02
That dog was also his inspiration for Chewy. Oh you must Chewy. To
34:08
say that doesn't confute that they got a cute little close eyes. I'm not
34:16
with dogs but I don't Husky. He's the one that got inspired. Don't
34:22
blame me. Okay, that's true, that's fair. All right. Well,
34:25
that that new trivia format went well one point out of five brutal.
34:31
I'm sorry if it was confusing to change up the format of questions. We
34:36
just don't. That's all right. Okay, Time for the club obi WANs
34:43
to face their trial, and you will also have to name seven things in
34:46
thirty seconds in order to avoid being crushed by the ceiling. And your category
34:52
is animals that appear in the Indiana Jones films. Australian shepherds, rats,
34:59
snakes, three rafts, rhino, lion, We're going shit lion. Hey,
35:05
just go, just go, keep going, keep going, um,
35:07
aligators, crocodiles, spiders. You've just hit it. That's seven. That's
35:13
seven good stuff. You named most of them. It's like prairie dog,
35:17
scorpion, all right, all right, mule seemed yes, very much cgi
35:25
NSI does that really count as animal appearing in the movie Eating the Bad Dates?
35:31
Oh yeah, go monkey swinging with shilaboff different monkey. Just monkey counts
35:38
as one. You've got seven? You got I mean, you got twelve
35:40
by the end of chatting about it kind of got excited. Good stuff.
35:45
You didn't get crushed. You were still on track for the one bonus point
35:47
at the end of it all. So now it's time to spell something on
35:51
the ground lest you fall to your death. The secondary villain in the last
35:54
Crusade is the blonde Nazi Elsa Schneider, going one letter at a time back
36:00
and forth. You must spell her name to pass the trial, and you're
36:04
also supposed to start with her first name. And like the previous team,
36:10
I thought that I didn't. I was like, I don't know Rene spells
36:15
a. I know, Yeah, I didn't even lock. Okay, so
36:23
Elsa Schneider, whoever would like to start. Hell, I'm gonna go.
36:29
I'm gonna go phonetic on your Sierra. I'll like it. Yeah, well,
36:34
hey Schneider also Sierra s s is in Sierra. See yeah, h
36:44
is an hotel. Okay, this is the tricky one. Yes, oh
36:50
fuck, I wasn't going there. Fuck God, I'm gonna mess it up.
36:52
He is an echo, Yes, I d is in delta, yes
36:57
e yes O yeah, yes you made it a cross, thank you,
37:00
thank you, ours and bellock. Okay, now it is time for your
37:07
leap of faith. This is Gates leapers after all? Two world answer.
37:10
Who is going to say the first word? I don't want to. I
37:14
don't want to, John, I'm so scared. I'll take it. Okay.
37:19
What is the name of Indiana's British colleague and occasional companion from college?
37:24
Fuck Marcus, Pat Marcus. Oh shit, that's the one I knew too,
37:30
God damn it. Oh his last name. This guy is a genius.
37:36
He can go to twelve different countries in every language. He has friends
37:39
all over the world, and his name an He's found the grail already.
37:49
Would you like to I'm gonna have to push you for announced. It starts
37:51
with, doesn't it? Do you want to take a guess? Oh?
37:52
God, it's not Broadway. Just it's not Broadway. I'm sorry, what
37:57
is it? It's brody start of a be fun I'm sorry. No point
38:02
there, I knew Marcus. But you can still go one more point.
38:06
Yeah, that was a valiant That was a valiant track. Thank you,
38:08
Thank you? Is cup Choose in time now? Multiple choice? Choose wisely.
38:14
According to the Adventures of Young Indiana Jones, which of these historic events
38:20
did young Indiana not participate in Chilled Vampires. He did. He did do
38:24
that. One point, which no, which of these did he not participate
38:29
in? A The Battle of the Somme b, the Voyage of the Titanic,
38:35
see the first public feminist meeting by the Pankhurst. There's no way.
38:38
There's no way, d or d Pablo Picasso's first exhibition, I now would
38:45
have been in the future. Wait no, I but other than that,
38:50
I have no clue. Indiana Jones is a lot of things that we love.
38:57
He is not. I could see that being a cute idea for an
39:00
episode, though, like what what yeah, what was the what was the
39:04
option about the Titanic? He like, fucks half of the women's movement.
39:07
No, that wasn't the option about the Titanic. Throw all the women of
39:15
the Titanic. He was a regular Leo DiCaprio. Um No, it was
39:19
the Voyage of the Titanic, the Battle of the sum It was just,
39:22
yeah, there was an episode with it. I could see because it was
39:25
in the nineties. Thing, I could see that idea. Mm hmmm.
39:30
So what was that like nineteen well or something. M I don't I could
39:37
see what he's like too, soon. Do you want to go with Titanic.
39:39
It's like, let's go with it, let's go with the Titanic with
39:45
he's saying he didn't participate in the voyage of the Titanic. It's too soon,
39:50
it's too soon. I don't know if that was the reason, but
39:51
it's correct. Young Indiana Jones doesn't participate in Matt has has written this down
39:57
for me in case I I answer a question, and that was really close
40:00
to failing my pincher's apparel. I got saved by my pinchers apparel. That's
40:05
data from goonies and that you're really edging me on onto a path. I'm
40:12
not saying any notes. That's not even one of his best known quotes,
40:16
so it's just applicable to this situation. And I think that you're pigeonholing me.
40:21
Here, what if I give you some of those everything everywhere lines you
40:25
predicted the end of I was gonna say it, I've roused your rule of
40:31
three. I'm so sorry. Okay, Well, however that trivia went.
40:36
That is the end of the round. Let's ask short Round to take violent
40:39
revenge on his racist screenwriters before making them calculate our scores. Turn the tables
40:45
on that one o' convenient for scores. Ah, the Klimas are on one
40:52
points. The club Obi WANs are in the lead with three points. This
40:55
is this is doable for us. Yeah, I felt a lot of gilt,
41:00
but you know we can bring this back. Let's see if that happens
41:04
in round two. But first, enjoy these commercials for blast proof fridges.
41:08
Blast Proof fridges your way of surviving Putin's bombs. They just don't make fridges
41:15
like they used to, Matt. Round two is our improv round, and
41:23
it's called fan Court. It's the game where we ask our teams to become
41:28
pop culture defense lawyers for some controversial fan opinions. Points will be awarded for
41:32
an ardent defense of the statements, fandom knowledge, and for being silly little
41:37
chuckle heads. Each player will be given around a minute to make their personal
41:43
case, and then I'll combine those answers together using points science to just make
41:47
one score for the team. Okay, Lawyers, your first case concerns which
41:52
Indiana Jones film is the best of the bunch, and I will once again
41:55
flip the coins. So ben heads or tails tales, it is heads,
42:05
You work for either team all comes back around. So, Club Obi Wanes,
42:10
would you like to defend the statements that The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
42:15
is the best Indiana Jones film ever made or the Temple of Doom is the
42:19
best Indiana Jones film ever made. I mean, I think I know what
42:22
we gotta do, right, Yeah, yeah, it's gotta be Temple from
42:25
my people, Yeah, I thought you're gonna swove me. Then I was
42:29
hoping. Okay, okay, So who would like to go first? Jason
42:36
or John? You know, I can do a nice yell and then you
42:42
can finish with anop that sounds great. Okay, Okay, Jason, your
42:45
minute starts now. So one thing that people have against Temple of Doom that's
42:51
incredibly racist, and that the female character in that movie is maybe the worst
42:55
of the three. Now, what people don't often mention about Temple of Doom
43:00
is that it is non stop action. It is classic Indiana Jones set pieces,
43:02
which is really fantastic. But the most important part of Temple of Doom
43:07
is if we are looking at the future of this as a franchise, right,
43:10
which anevitably be, will happen whether we want it or not to Ben's
43:15
Gloom and Doom perspective. Listenherson Ford's eighty. Someone's got to inherit the hat
43:20
and we know it's not Shyla buff and everyone, Indiana Jones, you,
43:23
me, your mom, we know it in our hearts. We know it
43:27
in our hearts. It's Short Round, baby. He's Indiana Jones's son.
43:30
And if he comes back, he quants back. I don't know if he's
43:34
in dial destiny, but he's back. And if he has a legacy to
43:38
fill ten seconds, that really adds on to Temple of Doom's legacy for the
43:44
Indiana Jones franchise as something where that started, all those set pieces began.
43:47
Okay, that's your time. Your argument is depends on how they treat the
43:53
franchise in the future. Yeah, for now. So John says some stuff,
43:57
Okay, good stuff. Okay, John, it is yo minutes.
44:00
Take it away, all right. Like Jason said, this is wall to
44:02
wall action. But what's one thing that Spielberg throws in just as much as
44:07
action does it just as well heart family, father and son dynamics. Like
44:12
Jason said, Short Round is Indie's son. He's he's taken him under his
44:16
wing, he's cared for him, he's taught, he's teaching them how to
44:19
be a man. You get to see this story, this movie that is
44:23
just a magical look into the relationship of a father and son in such a
44:29
complicated way that only Spielberg could do because he had such a such a difficulty
44:34
with that himself, and he puts it in so many of his movies.
44:37
You know, if even if you're talking about the other movies, they always
44:39
have to do with father and son dynamics, and this is this is the
44:44
one that best represents the relationship between a father and a surrogate son. Okay,
44:51
I like it. Yeah, that came together quite nicely. It's a
44:54
good case you made that. Defending the Temple of Doom is the best film
45:00
hounded on the short round stuff. Father sun dynamic. That's all right,
45:02
that's all right, made it cohesive. I always say far out of five
45:06
points. I'll maybe far out of five points. You're happy with that.
45:08
I could get crashed landing. That's another line before we even got the ceiling.
45:15
Destroy their argument. We're only gonna get one more point. I couldn't
45:22
help. We'll look, I'll break the scale. If you destroy. I
45:24
mean, I mean you have to. You have to defend the statement the
45:29
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is the best Indiana Jones film ever made. So
45:34
are you ready? Yeah? Do you want to kick things off, Ben,
45:38
I'll kick it off. Yeah, hell yes, whenever you're ready.
45:43
All right. So, I mean, clearly, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
45:45
is the best movie. But I'd like to start this argument by refuting some
45:49
of the spurious claims. Maybe the folks across the table here talk about your
45:53
own movie. First of all, like father son dynamics. I got two
46:01
words, Mutt Williams actual son. Also, uh, wall to wall action.
46:10
Is there a monkey tree singing singing sweet scene in Tumble of Doom?
46:15
Is there a chase along a mountain that comes where the cars are almost crashing
46:20
off? Is there a nuclear explosion? Is are there? Goddamn aliens?
46:24
There's none of that. It's just like a mine cart race. Also,
46:30
I'm like, I hate to break it to you guys, but Short rounds
46:31
dead. There's like he was such an irresponsible father. There's that's why he's
46:36
not in the next seconds. That kid didn't make it. He's toast.
46:39
So it's the only one left a hand. The hat too, is our
46:43
good buddy, Mutt Williams. Good stuff, good stuff. Then I like
46:49
it. I like you taking down their argument and linking it back to your
46:52
own in terms of the father son's story that's in that. But can Oldra
46:55
improve? Can can Aldra ad mo to this? In a minute? Let's
46:59
find out? Probably not. Have you seen Kingdom of the Crystal Skull No,
47:06
doesn't matter. Yeah, I think you've called this anyway. I think
47:10
there are ways you get an argument monkeys. Yeah, you understand, I
47:15
haven't argument whenever you're ready. I think the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull um,
47:21
like the original text, this is pulp fiction. These are stories that
47:24
are supposed to be we're going like similar to the last one, but a
47:29
little wild. Every single time, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was appropriate for
47:35
its time, in its story and what was exciting at the time of its
47:37
release, And even if you didn't like it, it reminded people of the
47:42
original trilogy. I guarantee, if we look at the numbers, views and
47:47
like rewatches on the original trilogy will have skyrocketed at the release of Kingdom of
47:53
the Crystal Skull Um. But what was there to rewatch When Temple of do
48:00
one movie, there's just one to rewatch. So really, from a financial
48:04
perspective, like from the organization, we are getting rewatches on three films.
48:09
We are tripling the impact financially of Temple of Doom. Nice this argument brought
48:17
to you by Disney. It's just so read from stress caught up plummes.
48:29
I just started crying, fellow like a lot. I've got to decide points
48:34
now is the problem? And this is difficult because you had a tougher argument
48:37
to make for the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Uh. I'm also going
48:43
to give you four points. I think Auldre tipped it from three to four
48:45
by mentioning the financial aspects and the linking future future generations to Indiana Jones.
48:51
I'm gonna cop out and I'm gonna give you four points guaranteed to never let
48:54
him rest, right, Ben, Those are your guilt points, those are
49:00
blood points. Okay. I've got one more statement for each team, and
49:06
this time they are genuine takes from fans on Reddit, and I think,
49:13
yeah, well, we'll have the Klimas decide which one they want to they
49:15
want to take out of this here are the two statements. Willie isn't whiny,
49:22
Willie is relatable, and then the other statement is Indiana Jones should always
49:28
be silly. It's essentially ducktails. Which one of those would you like to
49:31
defend? Neither obvious. We knew that, but I did have to say
49:37
it. The second one, maybe, Yeah, Indiana Jones is essentially ducktails.
49:43
Yeah, yeah, I think I think I could formulate a better argument
49:46
for that. Do you want to go first? And then i'll I'll build
49:50
and unless you want me to go first because you want first on the last
49:52
one, follow your heart. I don't care either way. If I get
49:55
you know, it's ticking in my head slowly right now, So yeah,
50:00
I can go first. It's fine, okay, coo coo, coo coo.
50:01
Okay, your time, thoughts whenever you ready. So, pulp action
50:06
has a long and storied history. I mean, like you talk about like
50:08
pulp novels and they were, you know, derided in their time, and
50:12
that's what this is a homage too. Like these stories were over the top,
50:16
they were ridiculous, they were they were not meant to be taken seriously
50:21
or to be realistic in any way. Shape or form, and uh,
50:25
you know, George Lucas, being the master of comedy that he is,
50:30
it just makes sense for Indiana Jones to be silly. I mean, I
50:32
think Spielberg came in. He kind of fucked the whole thing up, honestly.
50:36
Like that that initial chase out of the out of the Temple in the
50:39
beginning of Raiders of Lost arc missed a great opportunity. Should have been yakety
50:45
Sacks in the background. I don't know what this job was doing, but
50:49
it would have fit perfectly. As those natives are chasing him down the beach
50:52
and he's saying, start the plane, you know, um, and only
50:57
in uh, you know recent day seconds have they got? And a little
51:00
sillier and I think Disney's on the right track. Nice good stuff. It
51:07
might have pained you to say it, but this is that's how you defend
51:09
statements in fan thoughts. Very good. I would like to as you're okay
51:14
me clipping this out of context everyone, because that's how you get engagement.
51:20
Then that's how you get the I'll actually animate mouth movements to him the older.
51:30
Would you like to add to the argument or form You're an argument in
51:34
a minute. I would love to do one of those two things in a
51:37
minute, lovely, whenever you're ready. I think that one of the greatest
51:40
things in silliness is physical comedy. Yes, so with the Indiana Jones franchise,
51:46
when we think of that, we think of the action sequences. That
51:51
is one of the biggest things we think. We think of, like oh,
51:52
in the Gauntlet and the always running and now there's a boulder um.
51:57
Physical physical comedy slapstick is huge, and I think this would be great because
52:04
it would increase those action sequences that we all love and would love the whole
52:07
film the whole time to just be action sequences. We can have that under
52:12
this new system of strictly silly Indiana Jones. Okay, we can introduce honestly,
52:20
like there is still narrative in that slapstick. We watch professional wrestling.
52:23
You can tell a narrative through physical interaction. And honestly, I think that
52:30
it is the next best way for the Indiana Jones franchise to go Indiana Jones
52:36
and the something is something, but it sounds like it's slapstick. I don't
52:38
have the time to come about the Joe. That's your time. This this
52:45
is easy for me. Three points. Nobody mentioned ducktails, so I thought
52:51
that was implied in the title. Honestly, I assume everything that I say
52:57
is a little bit connected to duck Yeah. Yeah, I mean to know
53:00
who he was. I needed to know he Louie was come on. Okay,
53:04
So that means the statement that will be being defended by the club Obie
53:08
ones is Willie isn't whiny. Willie is relatable? Who would like to go
53:14
first? John? Do you also want to flip it where you go first?
53:16
This time? And I got just for symmetry, I'll try, I'll
53:20
try to keep myself calm. This isn't fair. John's incredibly whiny? It
53:25
is? You chose right? Okay? Yeah, I can see why why
53:36
people would consider Willie to be whiny. She does have kind of a shrill
53:38
voice. She is a singer. But not only is she relatable, she
53:43
is the most relatable person in the entire series. There in a a in
53:49
a series of bombastic, action packed, over the top films where things clearly
53:53
impossible, how are happening? She is the only person who reacts like a
53:58
rational human being would. She's falling out of planes, she's being shot,
54:01
at, she's being stabbed at, she's being given chilled monkey brains and eyeball
54:07
super You would absolutely be screaming and losing your fucking mind every second of that
54:15
reaching through bugs. I one hundred percent guarantee if it was me and Ben
54:19
out on venture like that would be going. She is. She is the
54:25
epitome of the every person. She is the most relatable person in the series.
54:30
Strong argument from John that, But I mean, Jason, can you
54:34
add anything to that in a minute? I absolutely can. All right,
54:36
I absolutely take it away. Now, I absolutely agree with my partner here.
54:38
In fact, I'm going to add some things. Not only is Willie
54:42
the most relatable person because of the circumstances that she's put in, Let's think
54:45
about the people she's surrounding herself with. You are a singer, you have
54:49
worked your way, You've learned the Chinese fucking language, a tonal language.
54:53
You're in the middle of Hong Kong. You're doing your own goddamn thing.
54:55
You're gold Dinger. It's great. You get thrust into the midst of Indiana.
55:01
Motherfucking Jones, a feral man who has just adopted this child off the
55:07
streets. He comes in and he's like, I'm an archaeologist. So okay,
55:13
So you're an archaeologist, so you study people's cultures from a written perspective.
55:16
No, you are fucking gunning running around fixing people's cultist problems. You
55:23
act like you know everything. You're nagging me the entire times. You're yelling
55:28
me at me in a cata catastrophic situation. Uh yeah, this is this
55:32
is fucking frightening. You're an animal of a man. You don't talk to
55:36
people that way. You're getting in the character. Yeah, Indian people don't
55:38
eat chilled. She's a she's not she's not a racist. She knows this
55:43
is not Indian cuisine. What the fuck are you doing? What is this?
55:46
All? Right? Slit that one into the door that is not non
55:51
bread or like it. I got a little I got a little excited.
55:55
Yeah, yeah you did. And look I think you put together a good
55:58
argument between between the par of you. I'm gonna give you four points.
56:00
Thank you, Ben sighing or is that John cheer? That was me doing
56:08
a cheer crowd? Well that's the end of the round. Let me just
56:14
read the scores off this young lady's eyelids. Can you can you can you
56:17
stop stop blinking? Please? Can you please stop stop blinking? Stop blinking?
56:23
Those scores are the Collie Mars are on eight points. The Club Obi
56:29
Ones are in the lead with eleven points. This is good. It hurts,
56:34
This is good. Good. The quick fire round fixes all. Yeah,
56:38
that's brain is not working quick right now. I'm all hopped up on
56:43
predn zone. I'm all scatterbrained. Yeah yeah, now, I thought I
56:45
was out of quotes, but match just sent me a text. Year What
56:47
does this say? What could go? Wong? That's that's key Hi qual
56:52
American four Chinese. That's a new series based on a graphic novel that I
56:57
recommend to you. Matt, I didn't tell you this is a lot.
57:02
Look round three necks before you put on this base. I reckon I shouldn't
57:07
have done that Nazi bit up top Round three nights. But first, here
57:12
are some annoying commercials. Most of Indiana Jones is set in the nineteen thirties,
57:16
before contemporary advertising practices were even invented. It was actually the Nazis who
57:22
invented the persuasive lifestyle language used in the US commercials from the nineteen fifties until
57:27
the present day. So it's not funny, but it is. It is
57:30
a fact. So see after this Round three is our fandom round and it's
57:39
called fan fickle. That's right, Even Indiana Jones can't escape the rolling boulder
57:45
that is online fan fiction. In this game, I will read an extract
57:51
from a genuine piece of Indiana fan fiction, except a word or phrase will
57:54
be missing. I'll then offer our team's three options for what that missing word
57:59
or phrase could be. Get it right, and you'll score points our team's
58:04
first extract. It will be like the same text for each pair for the
58:08
for both passes, and then we'll do three texts overall. I'm calling them
58:13
texts. They're on archive of our own texts are based. Are we both
58:20
going to answer the same thing? Or is it directed in a team directed
58:23
a team separate extracts from the same Yes. This first extract is from a
58:30
piece titled The Honeymoon Adventure, which takes place after the events of Kingdom of
58:36
the Crystal Skull, and it was written by a male presenting author. That's
58:40
the only clue I'm going to give. So once again I will flip the
58:45
dubloon. Jason heads our tales heads. It is tales three duck tales.
58:57
Do you get that point? Now? So we mentioned details? Do you
59:01
know what this is a chaotic episode? I'm giving you a point. The
59:07
gratitude I feel, wait, gave it to the wrong team. Absolute chaos.
59:16
I think it's the heat. Okay, so you lost the task.
59:21
So aldre Ben, would you like to go first or second? First?
59:25
Okay, you would like the first extract? Here it is, Indie realized,
59:31
as he once more laid beside her in afterglow, that he was truly
59:36
happy for the first time in his life, and content he had a beautiful,
59:42
vibrating and passionate wife. How do I rate? That's what it says.
59:47
That's what it says. How do I rate? She asked? Grinning,
59:52
Indie chuckled blank He replied, so how did Indie are so funny?
1:00:00
So how did Indie respond to that? Did he say? A better than
1:00:05
the best? I thought it was going to be a number b B.
1:00:10
You broke the scale, sweethoss. Oh god, well, Ce not as
1:00:15
good as Elsa. But Natzi's a wild in the sack. That's even crazy.
1:00:22
Sleep anything that your instinct is telling you. I mean, what do
1:00:32
you say, what do you say after you've had sex? You know,
1:00:37
how do you respond to how do I rate exactly? I don't know why
1:00:42
you broke the scale? Would be my instinct. Yeah, I would say.
1:00:45
It just seems like the most obvious, cheesiest amateur writer one like if
1:00:53
you're like I want so that's the tough thing, unpredictability of the fanfic rider.
1:01:01
Yeah, yeah, it could be. Yeah, that's this is the
1:01:05
conceit of the game's great. Yeah, you know if you put your vibrating
1:01:07
wife on a scale, so you're going with me? You broke the scale,
1:01:15
sweetheart. It's not it's better than the best. Better than is the
1:01:20
response that Indie gives there in this particular fanfic, you broke the scale,
1:01:24
sweetheart, was the work of this amateur rider. The same text, the
1:01:34
same piece of art, The Honeymoon Adventure will now a separate extract will be
1:01:38
given to Club Obi Ones. And here it is. Indie's eyes were hard
1:01:43
as flint. Not only did you disobey a direct order, he growled,
1:01:49
but you've been downranked, rude, and more than disrespectful to both me and
1:01:52
your mother. I'm not going to stand for that, Junior, blank,
1:01:58
Indie ordered sternly. Is it a go to your room, B give me
1:02:04
the knife, or see drop your pants and bend over the bed. Shut
1:02:08
the fuck off. Oh man, I don't know. Man, I want
1:02:15
to I want to go give me the knife. Yeah, but like I
1:02:21
want to, I want to say that just so I can clip this and
1:02:22
be like he's got a knife. Yeah, yeah, because I mean,
1:02:27
there's there's no reason why I would believe one over the other, you know,
1:02:30
if if it's coming down between Matt or the fan fack rider either way,
1:02:37
either way, it's it's the clever line to say give me the knife.
1:02:39
And that's from the movie. It's significant that that's that's I mean,
1:02:45
well, Mut's always got the knife that he's flipping around. Oh, that's
1:02:47
right. He does say that. Yes, you're right, you're right,
1:02:51
Okay, say okay, B give me the knife. Yeah it is not
1:02:54
it is drop your pants and bend over the bed. He's an adult,
1:03:00
yes, he's like twenty two. And this is the honeymoon. This is
1:03:02
there's an entire fan fixed scene where he punishes for misbehaving on his Honeyman.
1:03:09
That's a crazy I shouldn't say that. I thought he was just going to
1:03:13
send him back to college. Come on, I mean he did after the
1:03:16
spanking. That was just an exploding laugh for wolf at much nice. Okay,
1:03:30
well, moving on. Our next extract is from Thoughts of a Crazed
1:03:35
Archaeologist's Pupil. This is about a twenty something Indiana Jones in the first person's
1:03:40
perspective, studying under Abner Ravenwood, and it was written by a female presenting
1:03:45
author. That's you clue this time it would have helped with the male one
1:03:50
in the spanking. I guess that's a yeah. Listen, I'm not I
1:03:53
am going to say this what a crazy thought process? Hey look, it's
1:03:57
fan fiction. I know anything's game. I know, I know, I
1:04:00
know, so club every ones, you will go first this time. Okay,
1:04:04
here is your extract from that text, Ravenwood allows a smile to leap
1:04:11
across her face before throwing herself at the cook and hooking her tightly. Thank
1:04:16
you so much, You're wonderful. I would kiss you if I weren't blank.
1:04:23
Is it a madly in love with Indie b definitely straight? Or see
1:04:30
about to eat a pancake? Oh my goodness, what in the what the
1:04:35
crazy thing is that the pancake one is not the craziest of these dates,
1:04:41
you know, like, that's not the wildest one because and I just clicked
1:04:45
for this abner Ravenwood would be and because you also use the pronoun her,
1:04:49
So that's raven Wood's wife, that's the mother. This is Marian. Yeah
1:04:57
okay, so this is Mary and talking to a cook. Yeah, yes,
1:05:01
okay. And if it helps, India is spying on them in the
1:05:03
corner of the kitchen. Oh god, it doesn't. It doesn't that that
1:05:09
could because I thought this whole time for some reason, it was like her
1:05:12
mom and her mom was into indie too, and I could see that in
1:05:15
the fan fiction world. And for that reason, I'm leaning I am link
1:05:19
gonna lean towards the first one because it's cheesy. I'm I'm leaning that way
1:05:25
too, and like, I don't it's it's sort of I don't want to
1:05:28
just go for the stereotype of like, oh, it's a female presenting author,
1:05:31
so it's it's romantic. But I also don't don't want to over the
1:05:35
one like, oh, I'm definitely straight. Yeah, the pancakes just off
1:05:41
the table, I mean, I mean, that's that's there getting eaten if
1:05:45
I'm about to mom about to eat a pancake, like, because then then
1:05:49
she would be staying with the cook. I'm at no, Indie's in the
1:05:53
corner, and he like takes the pancake and slides it into the trash in
1:05:57
the hopes that now now they're going to kiss. Clear he doesn't just just
1:06:03
flop it out on the plate instead, Okay, never mind. Um oh,
1:06:10
that's a couple of chapters the John Williams poem music very dramatic. Um,
1:06:17
I think I'll go with you, Jason, I think I think is
1:06:20
is logical? Yeah, a madly in love with Indie. It's not that
1:06:29
too much logic. It's about to eat a pancake that would have been my
1:06:34
chot. Is fan fic writer is, unbeknownst to himself, a fantastic comedy
1:06:40
writer. Yes, absolutely, Remember this is fan fiction. It's never gonna
1:06:46
fully make sense. Okay, man, So the Galli mas here is your
1:06:50
extract from that same text. I blink angrily and hold back a string of
1:06:56
profanity. Stop what they're doing. You need to stop and tell me what
1:07:05
that looks like. So angrily blink. I've had hard eyeballs okay, not
1:07:13
eyes hard or whatever it was. She just has fuck you written. That's
1:07:21
how you blink angrily? Oh yeah, God, I blink in you,
1:07:25
I guess. Yeah, yeah, it's all good. I blink angrily and
1:07:28
hold back a string of profanity to make a sailor blush. She's crazy?
1:07:32
What the hell could possibly have been done to this girl to make her this
1:07:36
nutty? I try so many situations in my imagination. Brain damage, bruised
1:07:43
childhood? Blank? Okay, so what follows that? Is it growing up
1:07:47
entitled, too much, hormones, underaged drinking. What were the other things
1:07:54
that led up to this? Again? Yeah? Say the two brain damage,
1:07:58
bruised childhood. Yeah, it seems like there's nothing but logic on this
1:08:01
one. Gosh, good old butt logic. Is that one of the options
1:08:11
butt logic and our options are teenage drinking, too much, entit hormones and
1:08:20
hormones. Yeah, too much hormones, growing up entitled, underage drinking,
1:08:26
underage drinking sounds like it fits the other ones. Is it's weird to lead
1:08:30
with brain damage and end with entitlement. Yeah? And also there's the scene.
1:08:34
There's the scene where every eight Mary and Raven Wood where she's drinking people
1:08:39
under the table. Oh yeah, Oh so let's go for that one.
1:08:43
Yeah, I'm going if you're cool with that, I am. I am
1:08:45
cool with that. A you're going for underage drinking. It's not damn it.
1:08:50
It is too much hormones written by the female writes. Yeah, yeah,
1:08:56
I'm gonna watch that young Indiana Jones episode where he helps with the men's
1:09:00
March or whatever, because there's no way that ends of good. There's much
1:09:03
I swear, the amount of like smut written by women I have read.
1:09:09
I could write an essay about like feminism within right. Yeah, well,
1:09:16
do you want to get to it for our third and final extract? Yeah?
1:09:19
Probably all right, because if we got time. A third extract is
1:09:23
a saucy little piece titled Marion's Seduction. Now this one's a female presenting author.
1:09:29
But look, it's not like bad writing like the previous two. It's
1:09:31
kind of genuinely good for the genre that it is. But it's cheesy and
1:09:35
horrible to read out and readly uncomfortable to hear. Do it twice. Surface
1:09:42
this was saying it's good writing and then say all those terrible well, like
1:09:45
good for what it is you know the other had the others had bad grammar
1:09:49
and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, so you some locked bankings.
1:09:53
Yes, okay, the author was Mattina Watson, that's why. Yeah,
1:09:58
how how do you know? Okay, so I'm going to enjoy reading this
1:10:02
out and making everyone uncomfortable. Try a good life. And I guess I
1:10:08
guess we'll just flip it back over and we'll we'll say that it's going to
1:10:11
be the Calimars going first for this one. He kissed me again, this
1:10:15
time in the center and tenderly. He then kissed the pressure point of my
1:10:19
neck. I gazed dreamily at his blue eyes, which sparkled. Nestling my
1:10:25
head on his shoulder, he smiled, I love you, Marion. I'm
1:10:29
not going to leave you, Indy said, stroking my blank. Is it
1:10:35
a unruly mess of waves? Be flushed red cheek or see creamy left butterck?
1:10:53
I mean, I really wanted to be creamy left, but creamy left.
1:11:00
But it implies that the right buttock may not be creamy right. Why
1:11:10
is the butter the whole butter creamy? I just left one. Apparently one
1:11:15
just left one, like we don't know where in the situation this is this
1:11:17
could be post coital kippy for everyone. Also, John screaming there really said
1:11:30
it. Willie is relatable for him, he would be like, okay,
1:11:43
so yeah, which hence are you going to go with? I mean,
1:11:45
I feel compelled to go with creamy left buttock. Oh god, I have
1:11:49
a headache. I say we go with creamy left buttock. If they wanted
1:11:55
to get published, they would go with unruly massive waves if they wanted to
1:11:59
get published. But they're not so creamy left butter. I mean, more
1:12:02
importantly, they weren't. It's true. I believe this one was from two
1:12:08
thousand and eight, so m plenty of time to get for an agent to
1:12:12
get in contact. You see, you're saying creamy left butterck, it's not
1:12:15
it is unruly messively. Wow, I'm gonna say that sounds like verbige from
1:12:19
you as well, that the creamy left butter messively. I don't know why
1:12:26
I'm laughing, because it was creamy left butter came up. Okay, that's
1:12:32
more revealing. Why was the whole left butter creamy? It sounded like fake
1:12:40
fan thick. Yeah, he doesn't know, but we picked it, and
1:12:43
so technically he did a very good job. Sure, that's true. Who
1:12:46
is the final extract from that same piece of fine art here? It is
1:12:53
Indie knew how to please a woman, that's for sure. Oh God,
1:12:58
his hand, his hands, wood, his hands, his hands gently cupped
1:13:04
my breasts, eliciting a soft moan. I wrapped my leg around Indie,
1:13:11
letting my blank a. And that's the correct answer. Is it? Is
1:13:26
it a body feel closer to his b toes run up and down his legs?
1:13:33
Yeah? Or some one or see freshly ripped fast hang in the air.
1:13:44
I don't, I don't. I swear, I swear to God it's
1:13:49
see. And you just preface this with it's good for what it is.
1:13:53
I'm gonna punch you downstairs in the shoulder because that's insane. It's not good.
1:14:00
I don't give a shit what you say. It's gonna punch you right
1:14:01
and your creamy left buttock in your center whatever. It's tempting me with a
1:14:11
good time, all right? So the person who wrote the what brown waves
1:14:17
or whatever? Really mess of waves or whatever? Yeah, so allowed myself
1:14:24
to get closer or ran my toes up and down the Yes. I think
1:14:29
I don't know if it's just because toes are like a really funny thing.
1:14:31
Well, they're not funny. It's kind of legit too. I'm not trying
1:14:34
to kink shame you, but like toes are funny right now in the modern
1:14:38
age. But this was two thousand and eight, right or was that the
1:14:41
last one? Yeah? I think this was two thousand eight. This is
1:14:45
two thousand and eight. But like, for some reason, I feel like
1:14:46
they were like ahead of the game and like they think that that's sexy.
1:14:50
You know, they're not trying to be funny. I've got no reason to
1:14:54
say you're wrong. I'm leaning towards the first one just because it seems,
1:14:57
Yeah, this one seems a bit more, you know, like Andra said,
1:15:00
you know, like somebody would run unruly messive waves if they're actually trying
1:15:03
to take it a little more seriously. This isn't pancakes or spankings. But
1:15:09
I don't know. I will, I wish, I will ultimately leave the
1:15:13
choice up to you if if that's okay with you, because you know we're
1:15:16
in the lead. We're in the lead. We can take risk here.
1:15:18
I don't know if we can. They got that bonus point. I think
1:15:20
we're only like one or two points ahead a bonus point. What happened there?
1:15:26
What happened? I really naturally and organically reintroduced the idea of tails as
1:15:34
a callback. All right, well, I'm going to really organically introduce the
1:15:39
concept defeat into this podcast. O. Yes, let's do it. I
1:15:42
want to pull the trigger. Be Toes wrote run up and down his legs
1:15:46
for the first points in this round, the fanfic round. Jason knows it.
1:15:51
It's Toes. Sir gets the point for foot stuff. Knew it.
1:16:00
Okay, that is the end of round three. Let's check our father's notebook
1:16:05
to see if he's recorded the later scores. Oh, he's left it in
1:16:10
Berlin Classic. I'll do it then, shall I? Okay, the scores
1:16:15
are, including that bonus point. Callie Mahas are on nine points. Club
1:16:18
Obi Ones still in the lead with twelve points. All right, okay,
1:16:23
it's still anyone's game, because, of course, the quick fire can change
1:16:25
everything. But before we get to the quick fire round, let's talk prizes.
1:16:30
This episode Star Prize. It's the concept of adventure. It's important to
1:16:33
maintain a strong spirit of adventure, and it will help keep you grounded when
1:16:39
you're bartering sexual favors for fuel in the upcoming Resource Wars yeay adventure yeay,
1:16:45
I'm like Indiana Jones already Indiana Bones, but our winning team will also receive
1:16:54
the lost ark of the Covenants. Yeay. I worked a few shifts at
1:16:58
an Amazon warehouse and it was there stacked on some boxes. It was great,
1:17:02
top top men, indeed, I guess yeah. Our last set of
1:17:05
ads now, but after this will see our last set of am falling apart.
1:17:11
I'm one hundred degrees our last set of ads now, but after that
1:17:15
will slide under the closing door. That is the quick fire around. Almost
1:17:20
lost my hat. Our final quick fire around will test your broader pop culture
1:17:31
knowledge, and it's called State Jones over here. Now, we know Indiana
1:17:36
is named after the dog, but did you know that dog is named after
1:17:41
the state? In this game, I will give our players clues to a
1:17:46
US state by providing a list of famous pop culture figures or media texts associated
1:17:53
with that state. That list will be given in the style of Henry Jones
1:17:57
complaining to his son about those pulling things. Junior Janiard, why are you
1:18:03
playing your music so loudly? Junior? That's good? Yeah, oh,
1:18:10
and of course there's a classic gate leaper's twist. You can't just say the
1:18:13
state. You also have to say Jones after each state. So if the
1:18:16
answer is Alaska, you must say Alaska Jones. It's quick fire, so
1:18:21
buzz in by yelling out your team name. Let's practice that now callim sure
1:18:31
though, So for example, if I said, oh, Junior, have
1:18:35
you heard the terrible racket from Alicia Keys? And don't get me started on
1:18:41
that Donald Trump fella, and have you seen that thirty rock on the television
1:18:45
beggars belief? Callima New York Jones. Yes, that would be New York
1:18:49
Jones. Is the answer there. You can interrupt me at any point during
1:18:54
my kind of sometimes good but sometimes bad impression. Here we go, Oh,
1:18:59
Junior, will your turn that racket from Katie Perty down? I'm trying
1:19:02
to watch my film one. Yes, uh, it's California Jones. It
1:19:08
is California Jones. Good stuff. Yeah. Oh, these are all starting
1:19:12
with pop stars. I'm screwed. We'll mix it up, We'll mix it
1:19:15
up. Oh, Joaniar I just can't. I know she's a good actress,
1:19:18
but I just can't stand the films of Amy Adams and don't get me
1:19:23
started on that Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Yes, Soldre Colorado Jones,
1:19:30
Colorado Jones. Okay, we got the Home States out of the way.
1:19:32
Oh Joaniar. I just don't I don't believe in the comeback. Winona Ryders,
1:19:38
she just annoys me. And you know, turn that racket down.
1:19:41
I can't hear you. I can't hit myself think over Prince Prince is playing
1:19:45
too loudly. Yes, John, Minnesota Jones. It is Minnesota Jones.
1:19:50
Good knowledge. I only know Whenona Rida is like from the town of Winona.
1:19:55
Maybe maybe something like that. I don't know. Is that how names
1:19:59
work? I've always got to start with, oh, Junior, otherwise I
1:20:08
can't guess into the Junia. I must say I don't enjoy the films of
1:20:14
Wesley Snipes, Junior. And that's Arianna Grande, the way she goes about
1:20:17
thank you next. And you know, what are those CDs you've got over
1:20:24
there that you're always playing. I'm so annoyed by that flow Rider music.
1:20:29
Obi Wan Yes, Jason, Florida Jones. It is Florida Jones. Got
1:20:33
it with flow Rider? Yeah, Junior, I'll just cut straight to it.
1:20:39
I'm really annoyed by Beyonce and Matthew McConaughey and Willie Nelson. Oh,
1:20:46
I think it's gonna be just Ordro with Callimer. I think Texas Jones it
1:20:50
is Texas Jones. Is that? Oh, Juniar. I really wish I
1:20:56
hadn't committed to twelve of these. I can't stand it when you're always playing
1:21:02
the films of Walt Disney and the films of John Hughes, for that matter,
1:21:08
or any films that stars Illinois Jones. Yes, it is Illinois Jones.
1:21:13
Good knowledge. I know absolutely none of these. John Hughes put everything
1:21:18
in Chicago. I have no idea where anybody's from, so all just the
1:21:23
homogeneous America. America Jones. I know he makes fantasy technology, at least
1:21:32
for my time, Junior, But this Bill Gates guy, he's fairly annoying
1:21:35
to me. Oh shit, yes, I know where he is now.
1:21:40
I don't know if this works. But Washington Jones, it is Washington Jones.
1:21:45
Good stuff, Oh, Junior. I just can't stand this. Stephen
1:21:48
King, Stephen King, Stephen yes, Ben No, No, John Main
1:21:56
Jones, Yes, it is Main Jones. That he's the Main j Jones,
1:22:02
Junior, this is an easy one acknowledging. I like it, Junia.
1:22:11
I'm losing my mind. Thank you for taking care of me in my
1:22:14
old age. Thank you so much, Junior, Junior. I'm really annoyed
1:22:17
by halle Berry. Halle Berry really annoys me and Martin Sheen what goods he'd
1:22:24
done for us lately? And uh, some some old cook called Steven Spielberg.
1:22:29
I don't know who that guy is. Yes, John Arizona Jones.
1:22:33
Oh, it's a good guess. It's not Arizona Jones. I'm gonna throw
1:22:36
it over to Kalama. Would you like to take a guess? I mean,
1:22:39
if it was close, let's go with New Mexico Jones. New I
1:22:44
may have you may have thrown you up because maybe couldn't be further away.
1:22:50
It's Ohio Jones for that, it's close enough. He's like all these days.
1:23:00
Honestly, same for me. Fuck all these dates a few months ago,
1:23:05
Junior. It's such modern music. I can't stand this Johnny cash or
1:23:11
you know I can't. I can't stand Neo either. You know you're not
1:23:15
that kid from the office Clark Duke. I can't stand his stupid face.
1:23:18
Callim yes, Ben, Tennessee Jones. I was gonna not Tennessee Jones.
1:23:26
What dope you want? Yes, Kentucky Jones. It's not Kentucky Jones.
1:23:30
Yeah, I think you're in the right ballpark. It's Arkansas Jones. Oh
1:23:33
wow, Hey to anyone listening to this from Arkansas, I'm so sorry.
1:23:43
Do you still live there? And they go fuck yourself? Ardra's eyelids have
1:23:48
something to say to you. Oh, Junior, I was really struggling with
1:23:57
this one. It's I'm annoyed by whiskey Kalifa and someone called and southern and
1:24:02
minor league baseball player called Douglas Richard McDonald. Did you just google these states?
1:24:11
Who's famous here? Callima? Yes, Ben. It seemed like a
1:24:15
deep pulse. I'm gonna go with like North Dakota Jones. It's not okay,
1:24:19
absolutely from North Dakota. No, I don't think you were listening.
1:24:27
Who was it? And southern wow Kala? Yeah, whis Kalifa? I
1:24:33
guess oh, and quick before the buzzer, Oh, Joan, I can't
1:24:39
stand this Michael Jackson or this James d Yes, John, it's uh wait?
1:24:45
I thought that was also Indiana Jones. It's Indiana Jones. Yes,
1:24:51
thought about buzzing him before you even said anything and saying that, but last
1:24:56
last time I did it, it screwed me. Oh that's well. Before
1:25:01
we get to the final scores, I'd like to thank our players. You've
1:25:04
all been adventurous and you all belong in museums in our country of origin.
1:25:13
Museum for the highest bidder, sure, let's say country of origin actually really
1:25:17
the Smithsonian, Ben John, thank thank you so much for another great time.
1:25:23
It's a shame that the video didn't work and we didn't get to see
1:25:26
your faces and fabulous facial hair and things such and things like that. I'm
1:25:30
genuinely about to pass out. Where can our listeners find your podcast exploration?
1:25:38
UM? I also really need to ask you about your recent AI episode.
1:25:43
Yes, yes, that was such a mind fuck. So you didn't read
1:25:48
that out at all? That was all AI generated voice? Generated voice?
1:25:54
I did nothing. Did it sound like him? So I ended. I
1:25:58
listened to it like. I don't know if that's a good thing or if
1:26:00
I'm a psychopath for listening to it all. But I listened to it and
1:26:02
then I went no, I think I think they got chat GPT to generate
1:26:06
copy and then they read it out, but it sounded like them, but
1:26:10
it sounded like them, and it was Oh, I'm going to do so
1:26:12
many things with Matt's voice. We're about his permission, I will sue.
1:26:18
We recorded a follow up to that that Unfortunately I got distracted and I haven't
1:26:24
done the little piece of episode art for it. But it's going to be
1:26:27
dropping either tonight or tomorrow night, and so we'll we'll we'll be talking all
1:26:31
about it. Oh and that will be on the feed, on the Exploration
1:26:35
feed by the time this episode goes out. Oh yeah, so I may
1:26:38
even link that specific episode of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it
1:26:42
was interesting though, definitely. No, I can't wait to hear your commentary
1:26:45
on that and space Oddysey's where can where can anyone pick up a copy of
1:26:48
that? Drive through Comics? Yeah? Drive yeah, drive through Comics?
1:26:53
Uh? Amazon? Oh yeah, I mean yes, because comics Ology is
1:26:58
dead. Oh yeah, they bought it announced Amazon. Yeah, or you
1:27:00
can you can email us and we'll we'll send you a physical copy at what
1:27:05
nice email at Geekxploration podcast dot com. I'm working working on number three right
1:27:11
now. I know we said that last time. But but this time it's
1:27:14
actually true. I went through some sus man I am, I am,
1:27:17
I'm on it right now. Nice, it's not it's still in production,
1:27:23
but I guess it's pertinent to this, But John and I are doing voices
1:27:28
on an Indian on a on a podcast production of an Indiana Jones fan fiction
1:27:33
written by Dan from the movie Seller and produced by Willie. Produced by Willie
1:27:40
from Grand Repidians play video games. So what's that's so? I don't know,
1:27:44
I don't know what it'll be out, but we've we've did our first
1:27:45
thing of voicing for it. Yeah, hopefully cool. Yeah, we're playing
1:27:50
We're playing Indiana Jones and and uh An aged Rick O'Connell from them from the
1:27:55
Mummy. Yeah. It's like super crossover fan fix Yeah, oh nice.
1:27:58
Yeah, yeah that's I mean, those are the best fan fixed. That's
1:28:00
why I didn't choose any of them for the for the Fanfic Round, because
1:28:02
you read them and you go, oh no, this is just modern cinema.
1:28:06
I was hoping we get one of the lines we had to record.
1:28:10
Yeah, I was like, kill it. Oh the handcakes that was Dan's
1:28:16
writing, correct, Yeah, yeah, Dan, Dan's writing or Dan wrote
1:28:19
it, Yeah, oh fantastic, creamy. Yeah buttocks, Oh yeah left
1:28:25
left creamy, butter creamy left buttock left creamy. But can we get a
1:28:29
clean can we get a clean record of that links to everything exploration and space
1:28:34
oddities and potentially the new Indiana Jones thing in in the description in the show
1:28:40
notes for this episode. But first, a huge thank you to Ash and
1:28:44
Adam Wood for their continued support at the highest tier over at Patreon dot com
1:28:47
Forward slash Gate sleepers, you are our executive producers, which means you can
1:28:53
come up with a popular character and then fuck off to catering lucas. Hey,
1:29:00
let's get to the scores here. It is like, it's all about
1:29:02
the fun, guys, right, It's it's about having fun. Okay,
1:29:05
Yeah, it's only fun if you win Fortune and Glory, Fortune and Glory
1:29:12
Club. Obie One's finish on eighteen points, it's pretty good. Did the
1:29:18
calli Mars catch up? So you finished on fourteen points? Good? It
1:29:25
was Claus side foiled again, but congratulations it was close. Like Ohio in
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1:30:04
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1:30:10
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1:30:26
Guys, the room is hot. I swear there was like a couple of
1:30:30
seconds where I was like, but obviously I didn't do it that close to
1:30:38
the microphone because I respect my arty. Yes, just like the fan fiction
1:30:43
in this episode, it's all art this podcast and fan fiction highest common denominates.
1:30:47
I know you've had fan fictions on this podcast before as part of games
1:30:51
and stuff like that, but maybe it's because I just didn't read a lot
1:30:55
of at all. Yeah, growing up, but likes wild. It is
1:31:00
fan fiction's wild, and I'm just going to drop this bomb and then we're
1:31:03
going to move on and compliment Exploration and everything like that. Yeah, but
1:31:09
fan fiction's wild and unnecessary in the last fifteen twenty is in my opinion,
1:31:13
because modern mainstream movies are just fan fiction. Now. Okay, it was
1:31:17
so much fun recording with Ben Exploration, Ben one of the ogs for Flow
1:31:26
from like the Drinkapedia days, John recurring recurring guests. They came on for
1:31:31
Superman and honestly just bringing such good energy. Yeah that great. I mean
1:31:38
all our guests of course bring good energy, but being like season veterans,
1:31:41
they can just come in and just just rip each other, rip us.
1:31:43
Yeah, it's good. It's good to have that kind Yeah. And you
1:31:47
know they've they make a comic book as well, and I respect people who
1:31:50
are created space oddities. Is really good. I mean, I think you
1:31:54
should definitely check in. My fan girl so hard that they have the guts
1:31:58
to make their own comic book and get it well and put it out there.
1:32:01
They know this, I think they're I've mentioned this before, but there
1:32:05
is some like there's a deep camaraderie between people who make things like oh,
1:32:12
which is crazy because I hate you guys. Like, sorry, no,
1:32:17
I love it. This is it's just I mean, I know it's partly
1:32:23
the hate, but this was just a giggly episode. And the drinks,
1:32:31
yeah, like shandies for those who don't know, and I because I just
1:32:34
found out recently, half be or half lemonade. Uh pretty dang. Oh
1:32:39
yeah yeah if you want, if you want them at home, if you
1:32:41
look into I don't know, drink a little less or just have a refreshing
1:32:44
drink in the summer. Yeah, half of like a Mexican lager is usually
1:32:46
like the best thing to go for. And then half lemonade and boom,
1:32:49
that's a shandy boom. It's incredible. Anyway, enough about shandies. Yeah,
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