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Lunch with the Clydesdale - Thursday 4/16 Show! -What's the Pickle? · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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Big Dog gets to run in the last
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heat at Magic City.
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Let's talk about it next.
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I love the chase and the hunt and
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I set the pace when I'm running.
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I always take what I want and I
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always give it one hundred.
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Don't need a bank, no I'm funded.
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Play the game like it's nothing.
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I'm always thankful for something.
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Don't take for granted, stay humble.
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Now wake up!
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It's time to look at the enemy.
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Look in the mirror if he is no
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friend to me.
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It's not working out,
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maybe it's the chemistry.
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It's time to break up so I can
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make a better man.
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It's lunch time.
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What is going on, everybody?
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Welcome to Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Here we are on a Thursday.
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Today's going to have to be a quick
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show as I have a one o'clock meeting.
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And it's one of those meetings where
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people responded back and said,
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most of my team can't be here.
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Can we postpone this meeting until they
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can?
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No, we can't.
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We're going to anyway,
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even though we're probably going to have
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to have a meeting after this meeting for
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all the people that missed this meeting
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and talk about the same thing we talked
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about in this meeting.
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This meeting could have been an email.
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Oh,
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it is the most infuriating thing ever to
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me.
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I understand.
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I understand.
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My wife has those type of meetings almost
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every single day of her life.
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And she's not a fan of you.
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So I got a problem, man.
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I got, I got something.
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i have a massive addiction and i can't
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kick it right now oh sweet baby jesus
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is this an intervention it's it's pickles
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man oh well i can understand that what
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kind uh right now it's clausen dill
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pickles i can't i i think i'm keeping
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clausens in
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in the black first putting classes
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children through college yeah i i can't i
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think about pickles i crave pickles i and
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it's it's been since i've had this heart
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ablation like i just can't get enough
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pickles
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Sitting there thinking,
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I wonder if pickles are thinking about me.
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I wonder if pickles love me like I
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love them.
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Like I love them.
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Got to get on those Grillo's pickles.
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I like Grillo's pickles.
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I find them inconsistent.
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Well,
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I think it's because of the nature of
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how they're made.
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right i would one hundred percent agree
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with that i love gorillas pickles but
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sometimes you get them and there's a like
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you can see all the stuff floating in
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there with them the dill and the garlic
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and all that stuff and then sometimes you
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get them it's just sitting in the juice
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that's probably not great for consistency
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uh see my same love them yeah i'm
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a big fan we don't actually yeah no
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calories could be worse
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Yeah,
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cucumbers are basically just wet water,
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wet air.
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I mean... Yeah,
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if it didn't have so much salt in
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it, I'm sure that they'd be fine.
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They'd be like the magic food.
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About two weeks ago,
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they had like a miniature farmer's market
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at Jennifer's actual office whenever she
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happened to go buy an atrium over there.
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And she bought some pickles from somebody
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that made some homemade or whatever.
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So she got home and said...
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So are these like,
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are these bread and butter or these just
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regular dill or these whatever?
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And she goes, I'm really not sure.
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They didn't have them labeled.
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I saw pickles.
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I like pickles.
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I want pickles.
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I was like, okay, cool.
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I opened them up and I,
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we've had this discussion.
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I like spicy food.
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Holy smoke.
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They're still in the refrigerator.
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I've had a couple.
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This dude was serious.
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A couple months back,
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I ordered these Jersey pickles and
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Saw them online, thought, what the hell?
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And I got one plastic tub of firecracker
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pickles.
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Okay.
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So the other night,
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I was out at Clawson's, and I'm desperate,
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and I put a big pile of firecracker
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pickles in a bowl,
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and I sat down just...
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And because I'm craving them,
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I'm just pounding them.
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My mouth was so on fire.
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Oh, yeah, dude.
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So I made Jameson a burger last night
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before her game,
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and she looked in the fridge.
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She saw those pickles in there,
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and she said, Daniel, those pickles,
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can I have some of them?
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And I was like, you can,
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but I don't think it's a real good
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idea.
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She's like, oh, no.
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They're bad, dude.
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And I think it's hard to balance when
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you're making it,
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and that's sort of a fact, right,
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to go, I want to make it spicy,
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but I don't want to make it so
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spicy that people can't actually eat them.
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Or only cycle pass eat them,
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which both things could be true.
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Seamus says,
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Gorillas pickles mixed with Red Bull
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before a bike ride is clutch.
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No cramps.
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You know,
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football teams keep pickle juice on the
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sidelines.
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Yeah.
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No,
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I'm a hundred percent agree with pickle
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juice on the sideline thing.
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I understand that good for cramps and all
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that stuff,
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but I'm trying to picture Red Bull and
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pickle juice together.
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And I'm having a hard time with that.
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What flavor Red Bull are we talking about?
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right is it like original red bull that
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nobody knows exactly what that's supposed
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to taste like other than rich red bull
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flavored pickled diversify the foods
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pickle oak road pickled fruit i like pick
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i do i like pickled onions on my
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sandwich i like pickled cauliflower um i
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like i like a chicago beef sandwich with
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the gardenier on there that has the
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pickled celery and carrots and cauliflower
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Yeah, I like pickled everything.
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Big fan of pickled okra.
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Big fan.
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I really hate pickled fruit.
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Joseph Ramirez just bought the
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pickle-flavored Red Bull.
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A regular.
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Add a lime.
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Are we talking cocaine?
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Oh, wait.
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A lime.
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Oh, a lime, not a line.
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I thought Zima was out there on a
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bike riding the snake, man.
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Let's go!
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There was an old...
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Jim Carrey was on Saturday Night Live one
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time doing a guy who was trying to
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sell his weight loss program.
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And the whole premise was snort cocaine.
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And he could just ride the snake, baby.
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Ride the snake.
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It's fantastic.
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yeah no lines no lines it's probably a
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bad idea uh ever do pickleback jameson and
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pickle juice i've not i have had jameson
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and ginger ale which is extremely good
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scarily good i am not a jameson fan
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and uh that was my before i started
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drinking actual bourbon that was my go-to
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for a good long time was uh
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Israel, Jameson, Irish whiskey,
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Jameson and ginger ale.
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It'll give you an interesting night.
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Pickleback is what Hopper and Pepper do on
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the weekends.
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Ouch.
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Joseph wants to let us know that cocaine
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is a hell of a drug.
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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So enough about the pickles.
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Our girl Holly says,
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took a little sabbatical.
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She's back, better than ever,
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and she put out the Magic City list
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of athletes,
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and you can sort it by open finish,
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you can sort it by quarterfinal finish,
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and she put every region that the person
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was in.
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So, full disclosure,
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I was having a conversation with David
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Johnson last night, and, like,
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Just kind of, I said,
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because we got that email yesterday about,
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you know, heat schedules coming up,
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whatnot.
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And I kept thinking about it.
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And I said,
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I wonder if I gave Holly this information,
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if she could do a simulated, basically,
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heat schedule based by our quarterfinal
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rankings.
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Turns out she can.
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Oh, yeah.
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So, like,
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I messaged her last night and I said,
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hypothetically.
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I said, hypothetically,
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if you had the list of people who
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are going and you just –
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pulled that data plus the quarterfinals
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finish.
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You get to hypothetically make a heat
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schedule.
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And she said, you got the list?
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And I said, yeah.
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And today we have that.
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She says she's going to get on.
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She had some meetings and stuff this
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morning,
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but she's going to put one out for
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all the rest of them as well.
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Well, the spreadsheet's out.
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It has every age group for Magic City.
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I think she's working on Legends maybe
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now.
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She's going to do Legends.
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She's going to do LATAM.
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When I talked to her this morning,
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she said she's going to do all of
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them.
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So you're the reason I got a two
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a.m.
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text asking if this would be good as
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an Instagram post.
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At two in the morning.
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Jesus, Holly, get some sleep, dude.
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That's the problem.
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When you give Holly a project like this,
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she is like so focused that she just
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like goes.
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Oh, and she was excited.
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Like I just,
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cause I messaged her out of the blue.
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And the first thing I said was
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hypothetical.
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And it was probably nine o'clock last
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night, my time.
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I don't know where she lives when I
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messaged her.
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Nebraska.
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Okay.
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So she's an hour behind more than likely.
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So it's probably eight o'clock her time.
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she's like yeah sure and i woke up
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to it this morning uh larry young shelley
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ah now i can people can see how
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bad i am look we are just showing
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up to do our part repping the masters
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community listen here's the thing here's
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the thing and i i want all the
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masters athletes to know this you have
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this opportunity where you get to go
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compete in person
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The fallacy of the qualification process
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for Masters for years has been it's all
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been online and nothing has been checked.
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Right.
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So whatever the score people put in has
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never been double checked,
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has never been looked at for movement,
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quality, any of those things.
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And when you get to the Masters age
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group games,
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and I've been to a lot of them
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now,
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you see a group of people who do
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not belong there.
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Getting into this in-person semifinal
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gives you opportunities that you would not
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have otherwise to show that your shit is
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legit.
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I'm sorry.
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Show that you belong.
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Two years ago,
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Jamie qualified for the games in twenty
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second place, took fourth.
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Yep.
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Hayley,
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the person who worked with Hayley Adams in
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between... Her name's also Hayley.
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Hayley... I know who she is.
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She was a backfill last person in at
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the games and podiumed.
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Correct.
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Because that is how skewed the online
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version...
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It's not Murano.
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That's my car.
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But it's close.
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Murillo.
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Murillo.
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Murillo.
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Murillo.
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Yeah.
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Murillo.
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And so Haley Murillo was a last-minute
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backfill for the games and podiumed.
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That's how skewed the online thing is.
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So to be able to go compete in
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person gives you your first legit shot to
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prove your shit is legit.
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I love it, dude.
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Tristan chiming in about Jamie.
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Damn right she did.
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Right.
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And so that's what I say to everybody.
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Regardless of what your quarterfinal
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number is,
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if it is legit and you put the
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work in,
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you have a shot because you don't know
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what's above you.
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And here's the thing, dude, sign up,
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go attend, put it on the floor.
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Why wouldn't you?
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And I saw the fact you can't afford
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to.
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The only reason if you, that's, that's,
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that's, in my opinion,
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that's a solid reason.
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You can't afford to,
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you have other prior commitments.
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You got kids in sports,
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you got stuff going on.
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Got it.
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Makes sense.
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Other than that,
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Those two things,
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you've got private commitments or you
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can't afford to,
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if you're going to sign up and then
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not go to be in person,
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in my opinion, you're missing out.
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Let's leave it like that.
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I don't want to be,
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I'm trying to not be negative, Nancy,
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but you're missing out on an opportunity
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to get out there and put yourself to
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the test.
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Yeah,
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and you get the opportunity to be in
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the last heat.
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You know David Johnson.
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You've seen David Johnson compete in
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person.
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I've seen David Johnson.
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But other than that,
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I couldn't tell you who's who above you.
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Right.
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And we're going to find out in a
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couple weeks if what they put in during
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the opening quarters was legit.
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There's nine dudes on there in my age
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group specifically that I have absolutely
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no idea who they are.
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Never competed with them, never seen them,
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never, you know,
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they have no Instagram presence or I've
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never seen their Instagram stuff.
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Like I follow a lot of people in
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my age group in forty,
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forty four and in fifty, fifty four.
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Right.
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So.
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For there to be nine people on that
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list that I have absolutely no idea who
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they are now,
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there's also three or four people that I
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consider to be really good friends.
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that I've competed with that I know are
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legit.
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And for whatever reason, you know,
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they just had a bad quarterfinals
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experience or whatnot and end up,
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you know, they're lower down on,
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on that list.
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But I know what's going to happen when
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they get there in person.
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Like I know what these dudes do.
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I know what they can do.
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It's going to be,
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it's going to be a hell of a
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time.
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Um, thirty, thirty-five or thirty, uh,
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thirty-five, thirty-four, excuse me,
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thirty-five, thirty-nine is stacked.
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Yeah.
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in male.
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I didn't look at the female,
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but like Marquand Jones is there.
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One of our athletes is actually at the
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very top of that list.
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There is going to be some good races
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in thirty-five, thirty-nine.
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And Marquand is sixth.
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Yeah, there you go.
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According to quarterfinals.
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There you go.
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Lito, this year especially,
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you don't know who's above you.
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Correct.
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Uh, Tristan fun fact,
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one of Jamie's events at the games that
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year is still one of my top five
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favorite coaching moments ever on the bike
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chest to bar event.
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Cause we,
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nobody thought Jamie was going to win
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that.
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And she won that event.
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That is a power output event.
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And Jamie is tiny.
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She's not a big person.
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Not at all, dude.
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And she's light.
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She is light in the ass.
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She is not heavy.
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She'd be the first one to tell you
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that.
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And she eats like it's her job.
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Like the whole thing doesn't make any
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sense,
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but she's just one of them people that
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she can eat whatever the hell she wants
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and doesn't gain any weight.
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She's all muscle.
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Like she's probably,
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if she's not nine percent body fat on
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a daily basis,
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I would be shocked or any more than
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that, I should say.
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Yeah,
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for her to come out and just smash
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that one, dude.
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I remember when that happened.
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That was good stuff.
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Mark Phillips, the higher you are,
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the more confidence you have in who's
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above you to some extent, though.
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Of course you do,
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but you all now have this legit judging,
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hopefully,
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and you all have the same floor set
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up.
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You all have the same rig.
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You all have the same bikes.
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It is as even of a playing field
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as you're going to get at this point
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in the season, ever.
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Yeah.
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I'm a fan, dude.
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I'm a fan.
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I know people are still complaining about,
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oh,
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whatever they're going to complain about,
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the invite process where there's people,
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but it is what it is.
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The test is the test.
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This is what the test that they have
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laid out in front of us.
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If you don't like it,
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you don't have to participate.
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It's just that easy.
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Or if you think it's rigged or if
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you think it's whatever or you want to
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do it from the comfort of your gym,
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by all means, please do.
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But the rest of us are going to
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go try to do it in person and
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see what we got.
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Joseph Ramirez says he's coming for you
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next year, Corey.
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Bring it, brother.
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Bring it.
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Wayne wants to know,
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did I catch Ben's discussion last night
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about legend invite issues?
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I did.
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And I looked at legends.
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Who
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Man, the lineup there.
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Give me a quick and dirty version.
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I have no idea.
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They got too many people in than they
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were supposed to have.
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They didn't get enough people in some age
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groups.
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What I find interesting is there's a good
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six,
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eight people from Mayhem signed up for
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them next week.
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Ain't no way they're going to do
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back-to-back weeks.
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No.
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No.
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That would be silly at the least.
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French Rodin is stacked and there's only
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ten of us.
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Yeah, but Lito, you're... Yeah,
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but you're one of the ten, Lito.
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I love how all of us that are
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in that kind of position still think that
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everybody else is just going to smash us.
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The only person I know who's just like,
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I'm about to come kick everybody's ass is
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Colton Mertens.
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That's the only person I know who says
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stuff like that out loud.
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Running a comp sign up like a sneaker
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drop.
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It is what it is, man.
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So bring up Tristan's right there.
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The one right below it?
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This one?
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Yeah.
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I know an athlete who's in the two
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nineties and quarters and got to invite to
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legends.
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There's a dude in my age group that
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was finished three ninety seventh who has
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come into Magic City.
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OK, so here's thirty five to thirty nine.
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I have Holly spreadsheet up.
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And so don't blame legends.
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It's it's not a legends thing.
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Just here's Magic City.
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I will blow up.
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This is thirty five to thirty nine.
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That's quarterfinals finish.
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Yep.
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That's Josh.
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I actually know what I do.
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Six forty.
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There's all those three hundreds.
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There's all those two hundreds.
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Yep.
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And then when you get up towards the
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top,
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like there's a big split right in that
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area.
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Yep.
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And then so Nick is a that's an
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email company athlete.
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And apparently Rob Thomas is no longer
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singing with Matchbox twenty and is going
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to
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It's going to be at Magic City.
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Nice.
20:57
Sorry, that's a music joke.
20:59
I can't help myself.
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And here's the big dog.
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Tim,
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you can take Tim's name off of there.
21:11
He withdrew.
21:14
His knees all jacked up.
21:18
Ellie Turner finished six ninety six and
21:20
quarters and she'll be at Torian Pro
21:22
allegedly.
21:24
Okay, but for the elites,
21:26
they're taking a top two thousand.
21:27
But for the masters age group,
21:29
it was supposed to be top four hundred.
21:33
Right.
21:34
If you took six ninety,
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I can't remember the number she said.
21:38
Yeah.
21:39
Six ninety six.
21:41
There were six hundred ninety five other
21:43
options before her.
21:45
And you know that nobody was like they
21:47
didn't get a six ninety four.
21:49
Before they saw, oh, look,
21:50
Ellie's two spots below us.
21:52
Like, we should probably invite her.
22:01
Damn, can I get an invite?
22:02
I was in the six hundreds.
22:06
Yeah, Andrew, Tim is a very good dude.
22:09
I met him at Legends this year.
22:10
He is cool as shit.
22:12
He's been battling something with his
22:13
knee,
22:14
trying to do as much rehab as he
22:15
could,
22:17
and it's just not going to work out
22:19
for him.
22:20
He's going to try to – he's hopefully
22:21
going to try to go online route that
22:25
weekend,
22:25
and it's still going to be dependent on
22:26
whether he can actually do the workouts.
22:29
So basically when they come up,
22:30
he's going to take a look at it
22:31
and see what he can do.
22:34
CrossFat actually got a transcript of the
22:37
text message to Ellie Turner.
22:41
It is.
22:42
Can you RX a workout?
22:44
Can you bring your boyfriend?
22:45
Probably.
22:51
I think that's official.
22:53
CrossFat got that officially from the
22:55
Torium Pro,
22:56
the text that was sent to Ellie Turner.
23:03
It means people are declining or skipping
23:05
or they're skipping people.
23:07
I think they're skipping people.
23:08
If they have a shot at Justin Medeiros,
23:10
they're going to take a shot.
23:12
Because who doesn't want to see Jay
23:14
Crouch, Ricky Garrard,
23:15
and Justin Medeiros thrown out?
23:18
Especially because Justin already pulled
23:19
out a one.
23:25
Right.
23:26
CrossFit, his sources are Diana Rossini.
23:35
Diana has been answering questions about
23:37
her boyfriend lately.
23:39
So she got the deets on Ellie Turner's
23:43
boyfriend.
23:46
If you have not been following the Diana
23:47
Rossini saga,
23:50
which I talked about last week and the
23:52
alleged photos and affair with the
23:54
Patriots head coach,
23:56
she resigned from the athletic.
23:59
Oh, did she?
24:00
She did.
24:02
But not because she's guilty.
24:05
No, of course not.
24:06
Because she needed to take time for
24:09
herself.
24:09
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:14
Sure.
24:14
Sure.
24:15
Sure.
24:19
I do think a good number of people
24:20
are declining.
24:21
I agree, Tristan,
24:22
but I don't think six hundred ninety five
24:23
did.
24:24
Probably not.
24:26
Probably not.
24:27
I'm going to go ahead and say probably
24:29
not.
24:30
I would have like,
24:31
if I could afford to go to Australia,
24:33
I'd put my name on the Australian list
24:34
and go computer tutorial pro in the
24:36
master's division.
24:37
Yes, sir.
24:38
Have you seen the videos from that place?
24:41
Absolutely.
24:43
And I don't have to worry about not
24:44
speaking the language.
24:46
I mean,
24:48
and I get to go to Australia.
24:50
which is completely on the other side.
24:53
If you went to Australia,
24:54
they wouldn't understand you one bit.
24:57
That's fine.
24:59
That's fine.
25:00
I can write in English.
25:01
It's not a big deal.
25:02
I can carry a notepad with me.
25:03
Oi, what's this Cajun stuff?
25:06
We probably have a hard time understanding
25:10
each other.
25:10
Probably by the first hour or two I
25:12
was there.
25:13
Damn sure.
25:16
I can eat a koala.
25:18
Thank you very much, CrossFit.
25:25
Um, tell me how to live my life.
25:30
I hear they're mean,
25:30
they look cute and adorable, but they're,
25:32
they get really mean.
25:33
If you, uh, disrupt them,
25:35
try to eat them.
25:35
Yeah.
25:36
I mean,
25:36
I would be pretty mean if you had
25:37
to eat me as well.
25:39
We talking about it.
25:40
Hmm.
25:44
I can't wait to meet.
25:46
Um, where, where is, uh, Mr. Young, Mr.
25:48
Young,
25:49
is your son coming to watch your watch
25:50
his mom compete at, uh,
25:54
Like it's John Young coming to Magic City
25:55
to come watch his mom compete.
25:57
Like I'm kind of excited about that.
26:02
Ellie definitely got a special invite in
26:03
Madaris because they're not on the Torium
26:06
Pro Qualifier leaderboard on Comp Corner.
26:11
How many blocks are in a marsupial?
26:17
I hear it's a lean,
26:18
it's a lean meat.
26:19
So probably eat blocks and some.
26:24
But your fat blocks,
26:25
you'll need to add a couple almonds in
26:27
or something.
26:28
Yeah.
26:29
All they eat is, what is it?
26:32
It's some kind of leaf.
26:35
Eucalyptus.
26:36
Eucalyptus.
26:36
All they eat is eucalyptus.
26:38
And meat probably tastes minty.
26:47
Says he has the winner.
26:50
John Young.
26:53
does he know uh rumor historian didn't
26:59
seek out justin he asked so ellie could
27:02
get an invite to allegedly the rumor mill
27:07
is just full of stuff that's why you
27:11
got to tune in to dense updates every
27:13
morning on instagram and twice a week on
27:16
youtube
27:19
I like it.
27:21
I like her stuff.
27:22
I enjoy it.
27:24
He thinks Marissa Flowers is going to win.
27:30
Marissa Flowers,
27:31
if you have never met her in person,
27:34
you need to.
27:39
She is the tiniest, cuss like a sailor,
27:45
woman i've ever met in my life she
27:47
and she is hilarious she is funny and
27:52
for four foot ten and three quarters or
27:55
whatever she is when she did the overhead
27:59
walking lunges to finish syndicate or mac
28:02
a couple years ago yeah and it was
28:04
like over her body weight and i think
28:10
she finished top ten in that event love
28:12
it
28:14
If she was,
28:15
if she was four inches taller,
28:17
she would have been a games athlete.
28:26
Uh, if Fran was only in it.
28:28
Yeah.
28:29
She holds a world record for Fran.
28:30
And it's a minute.
28:33
It's a second or so.
28:36
One four.
28:36
Yeah.
28:36
I've seen the video, dude.
28:39
It was some, it's ridiculous.
28:43
Alito says she's going to win the games
28:45
too.
28:46
I don't know because it's the same problem
28:50
that Colton has, like Jamie has,
28:53
that she can overcome her size for a
28:57
limited amount of time,
28:59
but the toll of an entire weekend or
29:02
three-day comp is tough on her.
29:06
I've been a fan of hers for five
29:07
years.
29:08
It would be on anybody else.
29:11
What's that?
29:12
Tougher than it would be on anybody else.
29:14
Right.
29:15
She can overcome it for an event or
29:16
two and do something that your jaw will
29:20
hit the floor.
29:21
But to hold that for three days is
29:25
tough.
29:25
Yeah.
29:29
If she was Leto's height,
29:30
and Leto is not a tall person,
29:35
she would win the games.
29:41
For sure.
29:44
But if you see her at Magic City,
29:48
go introduce yourself.
29:49
You'll thank me later.
29:52
She is a rock star.
29:56
I mean,
29:56
I'm going to be there all weekend,
29:57
so I'm leaving here one week.
30:02
No, not one week, two weeks.
30:03
It's not next weekend.
30:04
It's the weekend after that.
30:05
I'm leaving at Thursday morning,
30:07
driving up.
30:08
I'll get there.
30:10
Should be right about noon-ish,
30:11
something like that.
30:13
Check-in starts at like twelve,
30:14
twelve-thirty.
30:16
Go do that.
30:16
Go get into my Airbnb.
30:18
Get kind of settled in and come back
30:19
later at night.
30:20
We got athlete briefing.
30:24
Mandatory athlete briefing at six p.m.
30:27
So we'll see.
30:30
NAI,
30:30
I don't know if I could do the
30:31
twenty ones a friend in one thirty
30:33
something.
30:34
Yeah, it it's on YouTube.
30:37
Go check it out.
30:37
Marissa Flowers.
30:38
And it's wild to watch.
30:42
There is no wasted movement.
30:44
She never stops.
30:46
It is wild to watch.
30:47
I think my fastest was.
30:51
Two to fifty.
30:54
I have to run soon,
30:55
but I did want to address the first
30:56
question that came in.
30:59
And that was that Mr. Ryan State,
31:02
Leo Messi is being sued for not playing
31:04
in a friendly.
31:06
If you don't know who Leo Messi is,
31:08
he is a world-famous soccer player.
31:10
He's the best I ever knew.
31:14
How enforceable do you think it would be
31:16
for semifinal dropouts to act as a
31:20
deterrent?
31:21
I don't think it is a viable option
31:23
at all.
31:24
leo messi probably has a contract in which
31:26
he he stated that he would go to
31:29
the friendlies and he is probably in
31:31
breach of therefore he can be sued
31:34
crossfit athletes do not sign a contract
31:37
when they sign up for semi-finals and so
31:40
there is no legal deterrent in them
31:42
withdrawing yeah uh conversely not only do
31:47
they not sign a contract you pay your
31:48
own money to go
31:51
registration fees, the whole nine yards.
31:52
So yeah, no, thank you.
31:53
We're not a thing.
31:58
Well, I hate to cut today short,
32:00
but I do got to get up there
32:01
for this meeting.
32:04
Other than that,
32:05
hope you guys have a great rest of
32:06
your day.
32:07
We'll be back tomorrow as mayhem kicks
32:10
off.
32:11
I know Siobhan's going live later tonight
32:14
because Jenny, Taylor,
32:15
Bryson are all going to be on site.
32:18
um and i think jenny's already there
32:20
bryson and taylor getting there tonight uh
32:23
pedro's going pedro's got somebody at two
32:25
o'clock my time rich rich yeah just just
32:31
that little known you probably want to you
32:33
probably want to take a look at that
32:36
yeah go check out coffee pods and wads
32:38
at two with rich froning
32:41
And other than that, we'll talk tomorrow.
32:44
And we got Vicki on site.
32:46
She's going to be my eyes and ears
32:47
telling me what's going on.
32:49
And we'll see everybody next time on Lunch
32:52
with Clydesdale.
32:54
Bye, guys.