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- 0:00Chapter eight, Guy Fox, Part one three days because there had been a
- 0:07quarrel. But days pass quickly when the sun shines, and it is holiday
- 0:12time, and you have a big ruined castle to explore and examine, a
- 0:16castle that is your own or your brothers. After all, said Elfrida,
- 0:21Sensibly, we might quite likely find the treasure ourselves without any magic MOLDI warpin
- 0:26us at all. We look thoroughly, we won't leave a stone unturned.
- 0:31We shall have to leave a good many stones unturned, said Edred, looked
- 0:35at the great gray mass of the keep that tw tall and frowning above them.
- 0:40Well, you know what I mean, said Efreida. Come on,
- 0:44and they went. They climbed the steep worn stairs that went round and round
- 0:49in the darkness, stairs littered with dead leaves and moat and dropped feathers,
- 0:54and the dry, deserted nests of owls and jack doors, Stairs that ended
- 0:59suddenly in daylight, and a steep last step, and the top of a
- 1:02broad, ivy grown wall, from which you could look down down, down,
- 1:07past the holes in the walls where the big beams used to be,
- 1:11past the old fireplace, still black with the smoke of fires, long since
- 1:15burnt out, past the doors and windows of rooms whose floor fell away long
- 1:19ago, down down to where ferns and grass and brambles grew green at the
- 1:26very bottom of the tower. Then there were arch doors that led to colonnades
- 1:30with strong little pillars and narrow windows, wonderful little unexpected chambers and corners,
- 1:37the best place in the whole white world for serious and energetic hide and seek.
- 1:42How glorious, said Elfrida, as they rested, scarlet and panting after
- 1:47a swilling game of I Spy. If all these broken bits were mended so
- 1:52that you couldn't see where the new bits were stuck on, and if it
- 1:56could all be exactly like it was when it was brand new, there wasn't
- 2:00the house when he was brand new, the house like it is now,
- 2:04I mean, said Edred. I don't suppose there was any attic with chests
- 2:08in when the castle was new. There couldn't be, not with all the
- 2:13chests, said Elfrida. Of course not, because some of the clothes in
- 2:16the chest weren't made till long after the castle was built. I believe grown
- 2:22ups can tell what a broken thing was like when it was new. I
- 2:25know they can with bones, masdons and things, and they made out what
- 2:30Hercules was like out of one foot of him that they found, I believe,
- 2:34she added hastily. I've got an idea, said Edred. If he
- 2:39could get back to where the castle was all perfect like a model and rare
- 2:44pictures of every part, then when we found the treasure, we should know
- 2:47exactly what to build it up like, shouldn't we, Yes, said Elfrida
- 2:52very gently. We certainly should. But then we should have to know how
- 2:55to draw first, shouldn't we. Of course we should eat it, agreed,
- 3:00But that wouldn't take long if we really tried. I never do try
- 3:04at school. I don't like it, but it's jolly easy. I know
- 3:07that Bumslammy always takes the drawing price, and you know what it doffer.
- 3:12He is. We might begin to learn, now, don't you think.
- 3:15Efrida sat down on a fallen stone in the middle of the castle yard and
- 3:20looked at the intricate, wonderful arches and pillars, the cranulated battlements of the
- 3:24towers, the splendid stoutness of the walls, and she sighed yes, she
- 3:30said, let's begin now, and you'll have to lend me one of your
- 3:35pencils, said he, because I broke mine alt bids trying to get the
- 3:38parlor door open the day you'd got the key in your pocket quite a long
- 3:43when it was You'll have to lend me along one alf. I can't draw
- 3:46with those little indie bits that get inside your hand and prick you with the
- 3:50other end. I don't mind, said she, so long as you don't
- 3:53put it in your mouth. So they got large sheets of writing paper and
- 4:00brown calf bound books for the paper to lie flat on, and they started
- 4:03to draw arden Castle. And as Elfrida tried to draw everything she knew was
- 4:08there, as well as everything she could see, her drawing soon became almost
- 4:13entirely covered with black lad They had no India rubber, and if you drew
- 4:17anything wrong, it had to stay drawn. When you first begin to draw,
- 4:21you draw a good many things wrong, don't you. I assure you
- 4:26that nobody would have known that the black and gray muddle on Elfrida's paper was
- 4:30meant to be a picture for Castle. Edwards was much more easily recognized,
- 4:35even before he printed Arden Castle under it in large, uneven letters. He
- 4:42never once raised his eyes from his paper and just drew what he thought the
- 4:46front of the castle looked like from the outside. Also, he sucked his
- 4:49pencil earnestly, Elfrida's pencil, I mean, and this made the lines of
- 4:55his drawing very black. There, he said, at last, it's ever
- 5:00much lighter than yours. Yes, said Elfrida. But there's more in mine.
- 5:05It doesn't matter how much there is in a picture if you can't tell
- 5:09what it's meant for, said Edred, with some truce. Now in mine
- 5:13you can see the towers and the big gate, and the windows, and
- 5:15the twiddly in and outness on top. Yes, said Elfrida. But well,
- 5:21let's do something else. I don't believe we should either of us learn
- 5:25to draw well enough to rebuild Arden by not before we found the treasure.
- 5:29I mean, perhaps we might meet a real artist like the one we saw
- 5:32drawing the castle yesterday in the past, I mean, and get him to
- 5:36draw it for us, and bring the picture back with us. And oh,
- 5:41cried Edred, jumping up and dropping his masterpiece and the calf bound volume
- 5:46and the pencil. I know, the brownie, the brownie. Yes,
- 5:53take it with us. Then we could photograph the castle all perfect, But
- 5:58we can't take it with us, can't we said Edred? That's all you
- 6:01know. Now I'll tell you something that first time, A bit of plaster
- 6:06was in my shoe when we changed, And it was in my shoe when
- 6:10we got there, and I took it out when we were learning about Dog's
- 6:14Delight, and I flipped it out of the window. And when we got
- 6:17back and had changed in everything, there was that bit of plaster on my
- 6:21own shoe. If we can take plaster, we can take photographs, cameras.
- 6:26I mean this close and intelligent reasoning, commanded Elfrida's respect, and she
- 6:31wished she had thought of it herself, But then she had not had any
- 6:35plaster on her shoe, so she said, you're getting quite clever, aren't
- 6:40you, aha, said Edred. You'd like to have thought of that yourself,
- 6:45wouldn't you. I can be clever sometimes, same as you can.
- 6:49It is very annoying to have our thoughts re at. Efrida said, swiftly,
- 6:54not often, you can't, and then stopped short for a moment.
- 6:59The children stood looking at each other with a very peculiar expression. Then a
- 7:03sigh of relief broke from each feel it, said Edred. Just in time,
- 7:10said Elfrida. It wasn't a quarrel. Nobody could say it was a
- 7:13quarrel. Come on, let's go and look at the cottages like the witch
- 7:16showed us to. They went. They made it two of inspecting that day
- 7:21and the next and the next, and they saw a great many things that
- 7:26a grown up inspector would never have seen. Poor people are very friendly and
- 7:30kind to you when you are a child. They will let you come into
- 7:33their houses and talk to you and show you things in a way that they
- 7:36would never condescend to do with your grown upulations. This is, of course,
- 7:42if you are a really nice child and treat them in a respectful and
- 7:45friendly way. Edred and Elfrida very soon knew more about the insights of the
- 7:49cottages rond Arden than any grown up could have learned in a year. They
- 7:55knew what wages the master of the house gout, what there was for dinner,
- 7:59and what oftener there wasn't, how many children were still living and how
- 8:03many had failed to live. They knew exactly where the rain came through the
- 8:07wotten thatch and bad weather, and where the boards didn't fit, and so
- 8:11led the drafts in, and how some of the doors wouldn't shut somewhat open,
- 8:16and how the bedroom windows were as often as not not made to open
- 8:20at all. And when they weren't visiting the cottages or exploring the castle,
- 8:24they found a joyous way of passing the time in the reading aloud of the
- 8:28history of Arden. They took it in turns to read aloud. Elfrida looked
- 8:33carefully for some mention of Sir Edward Talbot and his pretending to be the Chevalier
- 8:37Saint George. There was none, but as Sir Edward Talbot had been accused
- 8:41with the Lord Arden of the time of flotting against his Most Christian Majesty,
- 8:46King James the First, I wonder if he was like myne Edward Talbot,
- 8:50said Elfrida. I would like to see him again. I wish I told
- 8:54him about his having been born so many years after he died, But it
- 8:58would have been difficult to explain, wouldn't it. Let's look in Green's history
- 9:01book and see what they looked like when it was his most Christian Majesty,
- 9:05King James the First. Perhaps it was this which decided the children. When
- 9:11the three days were over, to put on the clothes, which most resembled
- 9:13the ones in the pictures of James the first's time in Green's history. Edred
- 9:20had full breeches pulled out little balloons, and a steeper crowned head, and
- 9:24a sort of tune neck of crimson velvet, and a big starred ruff from
- 9:28his little neck, more uncomfortable even than your eaton collar is after you've been
- 9:33wearing flannels for days and days. And Elfrida had long tide stays with a
- 9:37large flat shaped piece of wood down the front, and very full long skirts
- 9:41over a very abrupt hoop. When the three days were over, the door
- 9:46of the attic, which, as usual after quarrel, had been quite invisible
- 9:50and impossible to find, had become as plain as the nose on the face
- 9:54of the plainest person you know. And the children had walked in and looked
- 9:58in the chests till they found what they wanted. And now they put on
- 10:03ruffs and all the rest of it to the accompaniment, or, as it
- 10:05always seemed, with the help of soft pigeon noises. While they were dressing,
- 10:11Elfrida had the brownie camera tightly in one hand or the other. This
- 10:16made dressing rather slow and difficult, but the children had agreed that if it
- 10:20were not done, the brownie would be, as Edred put it, liable
- 10:24to manish, as everything else belonging to their own time always did, except
- 10:28their clothes. I can't explain to you just now how it was that their
- 10:33clothes didn't vanish. It would take too long, But it was all part
- 10:37of the magic of white feathers, which are, as you know, the
- 10:41clothes of white pigeons. And now a very odd thing happened as Edred put
- 10:46on a second shoe, which was the last touch to the united toilets.
- 10:52The walls seemed to tremble and shake and go crooked like a house of cards
- 10:56at the way instant before topples down. The floor slap entered to that degree
- 11:01that standing on it was so difficult as to be at last impossible. The
- 11:05rafters all seemed to get crooked and mixed, like a box of matches when
- 11:09you spill them on the floor. The tight roof that showed blue daylight through
- 11:13seemed to spin like a top, and you could not tell at all which
- 11:16way up you were. All this happened with dreadful suddenness, but almost as
- 11:20soon as it had begun, it stopped with a jerk like that of a
- 11:24clockwork engine that has gone wrong. And the attic was gone, and the
- 11:30chests and the blue chink ties of the roof, and the walls and the
- 11:33rafters, and the room had shrunk to less than half its old size,
- 11:37and it was higher, and it was not an attic any more, but
- 11:41a round room with narrow windows, and just such a fireplace with a stone
- 11:45hood as the ones the children had seen when they looked down from the tops
- 11:48of the towers. You must have often heard of events that take people's breath
- 11:54away. The sudden change did really take away the breast of Edred and Elfrida,
- 11:58so that for a few moments they could only stare at each other like
- 12:03eye Fox's masts. As Elfrida later said, I see, said Edred,
- 12:09when breath enough for speech had returned to him. This is the place where
- 12:13the attic was after the tower fell to pieces. But there isn't any attic,
- 12:18really, said Elfrida. You know we can't find it if we quarreled,
- 12:22and missus Sunnyset doesn't ever find it. It isn't anywhere. Yes,
- 12:26it is, said Edred. We couldn't find it if it wasn't well,
- 12:31said Elfrida gloomily. I only hope we may find it. That's all I
- 12:35suppose. We may as well go out. It's no use sticking in the
- 12:39sorid little room. Her hand was on the door. But even as she
- 12:43fumbled with the latch, which was of iron and of a shape to which
- 12:46he was wholly unaccustomed, something else happened, even more disconcerting than the turnover
- 12:52change in which the attic and the chests had disappeared. It is very difficult
- 12:56to describe. Perhaps you happen to dislike tracking in trains with your back to
- 13:01the engine. If you do dislike it, you dislike it very much.
- 13:05Indeed, it makes your headache and gives you a queer feeling at the back
- 13:09of your neck, and makes you turn so pale that the grown up people
- 13:13with whom you are traveling will ask you what is the matter, and sometimes
- 13:16heartlessly insist that the bunds you had at the junction, or the chocolate creams
- 13:20pressed into your hand at the parting hour by Uncle Fred or Aunt Imogen,
- 13:24are the cause of your sufferings. The worst feeling of all is that terrible
- 13:30sensation, as though your heart and lungs and the front part of your basket
- 13:33were being drawn slowly but surely through your backbone. Eric shaking a very long
- 13:39way off. The sensations which now held Edred and Efrida were exactly like those
- 13:43which, if you don't like traveling backwards, you know only too well.
- 13:48And the sensations were so acute that both children shut their eyes. The whirling
- 13:54feeling and the withdrawing waistcoat feeling, and the headache and the back of the
- 13:58neck feeling stopped as suddenly as they had begun, and the two children opened
- 14:03their eyes. In a room which Edward at least had never seen before.
- 14:07To Elfrida, it seemed strange. She had familiar the shape of the room,
- 14:11the position of doors and windows, the metal piece with its curious carvings.
- 14:16These she knew, and some of the furniture too. Yet the room
- 14:20seemed bare, baarer than it should have been. But why should it look
- 14:26bare barer than it should have been, unless she knew how much less bare
- 14:30it once was, unless in fact she had seen it before. Oh,
- 14:35I know, she cried, standing in her stiff skirts and heavy shoes,
- 14:39in the middle of the room. I know this is Lord Arden's town house.
- 14:43This is where it was with cousin Buddy, only there aren't such nice
- 14:48chairs and things, and it was full of people. Then Edward remained silent,
- 14:52his mouth half open and his eyes half shut, in a sort of
- 14:56trance of astonishment. This was very different from the last venture in which he
- 15:00had taken part. For then he had only gone to the house in Adden
- 15:03Castle as it was in Bonney's time, and he had gone to it by
- 15:07the simple means of walking down a staircase with which he was already familiar.
- 15:13But now he had been transported in a most violent and unpleasing manner, not
- 15:16only from his own times two times much earlier, but also from ann Castle,
- 15:22which he knew, to Aarden house which he did not know. So
- 15:26he was silent, and when he did speak, it was with discontent,
- 15:30working on disgust. I don't like it, he began, Let's go back.
- 15:35I don't like it. And we didn't take the photograph, and I
- 15:39don't like it, and my clothes are hurried. I feel something between a
- 15:43balloon and a blue coat. Boy, And you've no idea how silly you
- 15:46look? Like missus Noah out of the ark, only Tubby, and I
- 15:50don't know who we are supposed to be. And I don't suppose this is
- 15:54arden house, and if it is, you don't know when. Suppose it's
- 15:58inquisition times and they put us on the stake. Let's go back. I
- 16:03don't like it, he ended. Now you just listen, said Elfrida,
- 16:07knitting her brows under the queer cap. She wore, I know inside me
- 16:12what I mean, but you won't unless you jolly well attend fire ahead.
- 16:18Well then even if it was inquisition times, it would be all right for
- 16:22us. How do you know? I don't know how I know, but
- 16:26I know I do know, said Elfrida firmly. You see I've been here
- 16:30before. It's not real, you see it is, said Edred, kicking
- 16:36the leg of the table. Yes, of course, but look here.
- 16:41You remember the water shoot at Earl's Court and you were so frightened. I
- 16:45wasn't, Yes you were, and I didn't half like it myself. I
- 16:49wished we hadn't rather, And when it started and we knew we'd got to
- 16:53go on with it, oh horrible. And when it was over we wanted
- 16:57to go again. And we did, and it it's been so jolly to
- 17:00remember. This is like that. See, I don't, said edid I
- 17:04understand a single word you say. This isn't a bit like the water shooter
- 17:08anything, now, is it? Efrida frowned. Afterwards, she was glad
- 17:15that she had done no more than frown. It is dangerous, as you
- 17:18know, to crawl in a boat, but far more dangerous to quarrel in
- 17:22a century that is not your own. She frowned and opened her mouth,
- 17:26And just as her mouth opened, the door of the room followed its example,
- 17:32and a short, dark, cross looking woman in a brown skirt and
- 17:34strange cap came hurrying in. So it's here you've hidden yourselves, she cried,
- 17:41And I looking high and low to change your dress? What for,
- 17:45said Edred, For it was his arm, which he had quite ungently caught.
- 17:49For what she said, as she dragged him out of the room,
- 17:52Why to tend my lord, your father and your lady mother at the masket
- 17:56whitehall? Had you forgot already and thou so desirous to tend them in their
- 18:03new white velvet broidered with the orange tawney and their lady mother's diamond buckles and
- 18:07the second cloak, and the shoe roses and the copper blonde started rough,
- 18:11and the Little Soudan all end of section ten. Recording by Sogna